#ohh the captain would go insane actually

[dilfsuzanneyk]

the ghosts would be unstoppable if they could use powerpoint slides

#they'd had a powerpoint club #presentation club? #wtv you wanna call it but #it's a club where they take turns presenting on whatever #alison needs to introduce them to powerpoint #ohh the captain would go insane actually #go crazy go wild #bbc ghosts #vex rambles

[the-fiction-witch]

Seventeen P15-P20

Media The Maze Runner

Characters Newt

Couple Newt X Reader

Rating Sweet

Series Seventeen

I headed inside the classroom even if everyone was already busy with the reading 

"Mr Newton, Particular reason you're twenty minutes late to my class?" Janson snapped

"I locked my key in my locker again" I sighed 

"I have half a mind to give you a detention" 

"It's Thursday." I remind him

"Alright, I'll let you off" he sighed 

So I went and took my seat I guess that is the one perk of being the scholastic team captain I can't get detention on Thursdays and Mondays.

I felt the little box burning in my bag I wanted to know so desperately what she had given me, but Ratman is a cunt and if he saw me get it out in his class he'd confiscate it for sure and I'd be lucky to get it back at all. So I just kept my head down and imagined whatever could be in the little box... 

I was first to arrive at the maths room we always used for the scholastic team being first as always. I sat down grabbed the little box from my bag and opened it up, inside the little black box were a few little items, A little orange lollipop, a little chocolate bar, a little pressed flower and a little keyring much like her own but this one had black flowers and a cartoon style slushie cup with the same style of scroll with the words 'You carved open my heart'. 

Awwwww I'm gonna cry! 

Immediately I put the keyring on my bag so I could carry it everywhere with me and put the little box in my bag so I could keep everything safe till I got home, soon enough everyone headed in ready for practice 

"Right kids let's get going!" Jorge says as he arrives eager to start up everything 

I didn't really pay much attention as we did practice questions and such as usual, even if I didn't really try too hard as I knew I didn't need too

"And top again, Is Miyoko!" Jorge says giving her applause and everyone else sighed, God, damn Miyoko.

Miyoko Lee, she wasn't actually in my class but in our year group even if she's literally 12! She was homeschooled until nine and has skipped almost half the years she's been alive. I mean it was fair to skip her as she is honestly as close to a genius as I have ever known, she's just insanely smart and untouchable I couldn't even take the piss or be mean to the little squirt as she is minho Lee head of the track team's little sister. 

"I don't know how we're meant to compete with her" Nick complained 

"Well if you boys did you're practice more maybe you could compete with Miyoko. But you're all on the same team" Jorge explained "Ohh just a sec-" He says heading out to talk with a passing teacher

"You know you could save all you're showing off for the next actual competition?" Jeff said 

"가서 엿 먹어도 돼" was her response

"Uhh... Team captain? you gonna do something about this?" Nick asked

"Look I've already been beaten up by a member of the track team, I'm not doing it again"

"That's fair" 

"Alright kiddo's get off home before the track meet's over so you don't get boxed in," Jorge says as he got back to the room everyone very quickly began to scamper I got my stuff and wanted to get home too but as I headed out I noticed how busy the track field still was as the track meet would not be over for a good half hour. I knew I should start on the walk home but...

I headed over to the track field sneaking in through the tall fence, seeing the tall bleachers full of people mostly parents and those who supported the team, they were setting the tracks up for another heat, the lights on bright making it strange as the track looked as bright as a summer day but just beyond the fence was the autumn darkness, The track team stood warming up as well as the team from the other nearby school, The small group of flag girls by the track meaning my sister and Zoe both of them looking bored. But drawing all the attention were the cheerleaders doing a route as the track was prepped, all the usual stick jumping, kicks, arm waves, pompom's all kind of a blur honestly.

The whistle blew for the heat and everyone took their lanes so the cheerleaders moved off the track and that's when we caught eyes, Y/n at the back of course pompom's in hand much as I had seen her earlier in the day I smiled and gently waved to her and she happily waved back the pompom swishing as she did but the race started and was kicked to cheer with the other girls. 

I found myself a spot on the bleachers and watched everything going on even if I did have to put my headphones in as it just got way too much for me. I didn't really pay much attention to the track meet only clapping when everyone around me did and even then only when I really noticed but I made sure to watch the girls, doing all their little cheer routines even if y/n often got shoved up the back I still found it impossible not to watch her. 

I often had to force my thoughts away when they did kicks and lifts given it often exposed the small white shorts she wore under the cheer skirt. But eventually, the meet was over, I honestly have no clue who won but I jumped out of my skin when y/n sat beside me with her bag and her pom pom's I quickly took my headphones out and did my best to smile 

"Hi y/n"

"Hi newt," she smiled "I thought you weren't coming?"

"Ohh well Scholastic got finished early, so I came to see you"

"Awww that's so sweet, But you could have got out early"

"I know, but I wanted to see you" 

"You're too sweet sometimes" she smiled "Did you like you're present?"

"I did very much, but you didn't have to do that"

"I know, but I wanted to" 

"Thank you very much, I've already put it in my bag"

"I can see, it's like we match" she giggled 

"Yeah it is a little" I laughed 

"I need to get going my dad will be waiting, But I'll see you tomorrow newt"

"Yeah see you tomorrow, have a nice night"

"You too" she smiled grabbing her stuff and scampering away towards the car park waving as she went I smiled and waved until she left my view 

"Ummmmm" I sighed happily 

I walked home and saw my mum busy with her cross stitch in the living room, sitting on the sofa watching some Tv, and my dad sat in his chair with some paperwork. 

"Hey kiddo, how was school?" he asks

"It went good" I smiled trying not to smile too much 

"Did you do it?" 

"do what?" She asks 

"Did you?" He asked again

"I did" I smiled 

"Good job, I'm a man of my word Pizza for dinner"

"Yes!" I smiled "I'll be in my room"

"Alright we'll call you down for dinner" 

I headed up to my room throwing my bag on my the side close to my desk but I had a heart attack "ahhhh!" I jumped as I saw Thomas sitting on my bed one of my snowglobes in his hand

"Hi," He waved 

"What are you doing in my house!" I yelled snatching my snowglobe from him and setting it back on the shelf 

"Your parents said I could wait up here" he shrugs getting up and fiddling with stuff around my desk

"Why are you in my house?" I complained stopping his hands from touching things 

"I came to visit, you weren't here," he says flicking through my notebook 

"Fine, what do you want?" I snapped taking my book and putting it back

"What's your problem?"

"I... like things very specific, I don't even let my sister in here," I told him "But it's fine, what do you want Tommy?" I sighed sitting on my bed and he sat on my chair

"Well I came over with some news, I figured you'd want to hear it as soon as possible"

"Oh? what?"

"I don't know maybe I shouldn't tell you, you've kinda been a dick"

"You're in my room, without consent. I think being a dick is fair"

"Fine, I'll go-"

"No. sorry Tommy, what did you need to tell me?" 

"That's better, given the news I'm about to give you I imagine you're gonna really wanna thank me" he smirked

"Am I?" I rolled my eyes "What is it then?"

"Well, I had a word with the head of the drama club this afternoon"

"Right? about?"

"About the Winter Musical" 

"Oh? how do you know? it won't be announced for like a good two weeks?"

"She wanted to tell me,"

"Why?"

"Honestly she wants me to try a drum up... more boys for drama club"

"That's fair I mean it is you and Aris that's it so makes sense"

"So I know the musical"

"All alright don't keep me in suspense, Are we doing Le mis again?"

"Nope."

"What is it then?"

"Heathers."

"Wh-WHAT!"

"We are doing Heathers the musical."

"How the hell are we gonna do that!"

"What do you mean?"

"Uhhhhh... Multiple deaths, mentions of suicide, of rape, many, many swear words and... the whole of a dead girl walking?"

"Apparently there's a high school cut"

"Ohh yeah that makes sense" I nodded "That's cool but why couldn't that be a text?"

"Because I told Teresa."

"Okay..."

"and she told y/n"

"What!"

"She told y/n. and apparently, she is going to be auditioning"

"Y/n is auditioning for Heathers! awww she'd make such a good Veronica"

"And the head of drama has asked me specifically to help bring more guys into drama club for this production under hint that I could have any role I want so I'm sure for a price I could make sure someone else gets a role they want"

"Are- are you suggesting"

"I have it on good conscious given head of drama asked me and because Teresa is head cheerleader and has basically already picked that she's gonna be Heather Chandler, we could help make sure"

"Yes?"

"That Y/n gets put as Veronica,"

"Yes!"

"And you as her JD"

"YES!" I yelled giving him a huge hug "Wait-"

"What?"

"uhhh I can't sing"

"Newt. this is high school theatre none of us can sing"

"But you really think you could?"

" you're first, really it's between you and Aris."

"Yeah that's what I'm worried about... aris is good, like really good"

"True, but I will do what I can to help butter her up, I kinda already knew you would, so auditions tomorrow at lunch"

"Tomorrow! I can't prepare an audition in... 19 hours. and also sleep"

"Newt, you're not telling me you know every lyric to those songs"

"....good point"

 "and I and Teresa will help butter the head of drama we promise"

"Wait... so, does Teresa-"

"Yes. she's my girlfriend of course I told her you have a thing for y/n"

"WHY!"

"She promised she wouldn't tell her, she's my girlfriend Newt I tell her everything"

"and yet I still got beat up for talking to her?"

"she has to keep up like she doesn't know, and I told her after"

"Well, thanks for telling me I'm just kinda worried how we're gonna pull this off I mean I can barely talk to y/n without stuttering and blushing like a mess you think I can handle a whole musical next to her? Have you ever seen a live version of dead girl walking, Veronica sits on JD's lap and rips her shirt off! y/n does that to me I'm gonna explode! Literally" 

"You'll be fine, you'll have months of prep to get to know each other better by the time you actually need to perform you two will be dating," He says "Now... I'm not hearing a thank you for telling you, getting you an audition and potentially getting you the girl of you're dreams"

"Thank you, Tommy"

"You're welcome"

"Pizza's here!" My dad yells from downstairs

"Coming!" I yelled back 

"You guys have got pizza?"

"My dad bet me A pizza if I talked to y/n today"

"Aww, I love your parents"

"They are great" 

"May I stay for a pizza slice?"

"You may Tommy," 

Admittedly I was so very sleepy I had been up all night, I must have listened to the soundtrack about six times to make sure I knew all the words. But I was getting more and more nervous the longer the day went on, I knew the lunch audition was coming and now I was shitting myself. 

"You ready?" Thomas smirked as he was basically pushing me down the hall 

"No, I'm not ready," 

"Liar, let's go, lover boy," he says kicking me into the drama room 

"Ohh that's more people than I thought" I gulped 

The large room with mirrors across one side and the smaller version of the stage in the main hall, and there were more people than I had hoped. 

"You said privately"

"I never officially said private"

"it was implied! I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die" I muttered hiding in my hoodie

"Let's get you a seat" he smirked pushing me to a chair beside him as he sat next to Teresa giving her a kiss "Hi babe"

"Awww hi" she giggled 

But that meant I'm sure intentionally I was next to y/n

"Ohh Hi newt"

"Ohh uhhh Hi y/n"

"I figured I might see you here, isn't it great we're doing heathers!"

"It is, it's amazing. you're gonna audition then?"

"I'm gonna try" she giggled "and you?"

"Ohh uhh well I uhh I thought maybe I'd wat-" I began but Thomas elbowed me "Yep yeah I am"

"Ooohh no no don't tell me I wanna be surprised" she giggled  

"Okay kids, Lets get this show rolling" Mrs Mary spoke up taking the stage

"Okay, kids. First I am going to let you into a little secret. Our department is low on funding. We are likely the lowest priority in the whole school, as I'm sure we all know high priority goes to the track team" She began

"Wooooo!" The track team yelled excitedly 

"Yes, yes" she sighed "Even the art club gets funding before us. So this is a shoestring of a budget. and the way we make our budget to keep the club alive is, Ticket sales." she explained "Which we have been severely lacking. I have produced the best musical ever written several times but that doesn't seem to be enough. So Fine! I'll sell out we're doing Heathers the musical"

"Yay!" Many cheered

"Yeah yeah, you little vipers. But I'm doing this not for art even if I will do my best to make it it's best. We are doing this for money. So I want advertising, recommendations, I want your families flying in from out of state to see you in this because by god if tickets are not sold out we don't go on, do you understand me!"

"Yes Mrs mary"

"Good. Now I have also asked my drama club to gather some cast members outside of our art and drama bubble, mostly because this musical has a cast of seventeen hundred, and because maybe that will bring in some new parents, siblings and really just dealing with the same ten of you is giving me a migraine. Now because of this, I am going to make sure anyone who auditions is cast somewhere be that onstage or off, but I will be putting focus on our new people. You drama rats have had your turns, Now, as I'm sure any of you who have goggled the script or ever seen this show will know full well this is not an easy musical, there are vocal moments, costume changes, impressive set and staging. this is gonna make the summer production of Grease look like a kindergarten Alice in Wonderland." She explained "So, I warn you now for any who don't know the musical well. There are no easy roles in Heathers. And to every girl hoping to be Veronica, I must remind you Veronica is in almost every song number, every scene, and is most of the script. if you are not prepared for that level of work, I suggest you go. The same goes for whomever if hoping to be our Jason dean. It's hard work, a hard role, even for a theatre brat."

#tbs smut #thomasbrodiesangster #tbs imagine #thomas sangster imagine #tbs imagines #thomas brodie sangster imagine #thomas brodie sangster #tbs #thomas sangster #thomas brodie sangster smut #newt maze runner #maze runner newt #newt #newt imagine #newt tmr #newt imagines #tmr newt imagine #tmr newt imagines #tdc newt smut #newt smut au #tmr newt smut #newt smut

[having-a-hyperfixate]

The Final Day’‘

This is absolutely going to be long and rambley af so I’mma just put a cut here. This is just one massive post for the entire rest of the game.

Rindo is back in the RG somehow. Which makes less than no sense. What was that crazy beam. Shibuya is GONE there isn’t an RG to send him back to, even if someone did want to send him back?

That beam reminded me of the Jesus beams not gonna lie.

But… Fret. Presumably Nagi and Beat too. They’re. Gone. Poor Rindo… That’s the worst kind of gaslighting. Reality itself is gaslighting this poor kid. ‘Your best friend in the world is gone, so gone that no one remembers him. You don’t even get to mourn properly because there is no one TO mourn.’  I am also not okay.

I assume this random talking to us at Hachiko is the dude I saw a brief glimpse of in a screenshot from the final trailer. Hazuki Mikagi, okay. Everything about this is supremely weird. 

Leading this weirdo around and he asked how we feel about emotions? Um, what?

Was he responsible for that beam of light?

This whole thing is extremely unsettling, I don’t think I like it. The music is all… serene, this guy keeps asking existential questions, who even comes up to some kid clearly having a bad day and demands a tour of the city.

He knows Rindo’s name even though we never told him. Not sure if that was a slip or an intentional nudge that Something is going on but there we go.

‘I should take this chance to apologize for Kubo. He’s a real piece of work.’ WHAT. YOU SEND HIM TO SHINJUKU?!?! IS THIS KID GOD!? WHAT!??!

‘Exorcised’. Like a demon. Which is a psychic rank you can get in the first game, and probably this game, ergo, a thing that exists in this universe.

Okay. So this Hazuki guy is Something Else. I dunno if he’s an Angel or higher or WHAT. He’s something. And he “exorcised” what Fuckwad had Fallen to when he decided not to stop at Shinjuku and continue on to Shibuya. But he only did this after Rindo faught so hard to stop it. And then he gave Rindo what he thought Rindo wanted. And now he’s here trying to understand why Rindo is miserable. Which to us, as humans, is obvious: the people he loved, the connections and family he had made through the game are all gone and worse, no one remembers they ever existed.

And now he’s being offered the chance to try again. This feels like a double edged sword. And I don’t care.

Okay I actually kind of appreciate the thing Hazuki is pulling here. He knows what it is that Rindo wants, I’m pretty sure he’s listening to his thoughts, actually, and in order to make Rindo own up to it he’s arguing the ‘no’ position. Giving Rindo someone to argue against so he can convince himself.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN AT UDAGAWA.

Bruh some of these clips were in the announcement trailer.

(I can’t wait to read the secret reports. That’s gonna be a wild ride.)

Oooooh that’s what ‘exorcised’ means. That is hardcore. He definitely deserved it but that is uh. Slightly inconvenient.

Can we actually contact Rhyme this time PLEASE. Oooh Rindo worked out Kaie is waiting for Rhyme. :O I’M FINALLY GONNA GET MY MASSIVE COUNTER OFFENSIVE FUCK YES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I’M PUMPED LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!

Who’s gonna protect them. Beat. Really. Just give them the damn pins at this point. They both know their ways around a fight and Kaie might need the backup. If we lose, we’re all toast regardless, and if we win everyone gets put back where they belong.

AAAAAAAAAAAH SHE’S HERE!!! RHYME!!!! Aw… She can’t see Neku and Shoka cuz they’re actually dead. That’s really depressing. Makes sense but like. Oof. Especially for Neku.

I love that Rhyme still has a saying for everything.

This timeline is going to be a mess by the time I get everything positioned correctly lmao

Beat’s ‘How do you know about my sister?! Right, future.’ is never going to NOT be funny. It’s very refreshing to have a time travel plot where people just listen when he tells them shit needs to happen.

Is it acutaly Shiki time ohh my god. I might cry. Please tell me she has a face now. If her face is still illegal I will actually scream.

I’m offended. We didn’t get to go see Shiki. The betrayal. OH but now we might be? Stop playing with me, game. GIVE. ME. SHIKI.

Rindo was freaking out that we weren’t gonna be able to get rid of all the Noise around the café and I definitely threw my hands up and yelled when I saw the word ‘zeptogram’. And I read it before he said it, cuz I read v. fast. Nice to see you again, idiot. Please don’t go berserk again.

I am. Very impressed that Minamimoto managed to work out where the Dissonance Noise are coming from, down to the exact energy source that creates them. He nailed it. Well done sir.

I think… he’s proposing we awaken the city and use the energy generated by the thoughts and emotions of the living people to neutralize some of the Dissonance Noise that are waiting in the pin. Erode some of its power.

“How about this: I’ll talk, you type.” Lmao.

I got denied Shiki again. Part of me is annoyed. The other part of me is like ‘are they saving her entrance for when she can see Neku again properly because I can live with that’.

OH the Hishima cutscene is voiced now OKAY. Guess that means this is the one. Rhyme is voiced too. This is gonna be it.

And she speaks Minamioto. Coo.

Huh. Neku’s power is to sync with people. Which he learned to do in the first game. From Mr H, with the harmonizer pin. (Twister is playing and I have Emotions help) And now he’s gonna do it on an absolutely MASSIVE scale. This is insane. I am 1,000% here for it. Sync, Dive, Remind. And if I had to guess, we’re doing this atop 104.

Alright Shiba. ‘Mere. Tsugumi’s eyes aren’t all freaky anymore yay. Oh snap. He’s gonna unleash the Plague Noise against the Dissonance ones. Nice. Turnabout is fair play. I’m kinda sad Fuckwad isn’t here to witness that.

Alright. Change. Our. Fate.

SHIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gave myself a headache ow.

“07734.” “Ew. Hey! Don’t just spout off numbers and walk away, you jerk!” That was amazing.

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. NO. NO WAY. I DIDN’T THINK THERE WAS ANY WAY. OH. MY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. This is the first time Neku’s seen him since Joshua failed to stop Coco from killing him. I’m. A puddle. Help. Neku looked so happy. My cat is slightly concerned haha.

Neku still holds his hands like he’s got the headphones. The same pose as in the first game when you scan. This gives me all the feels.

“They’re just mindless thoughts” Okay so I’m mentally exhausted at this point and I processed that as ‘thots’ and it was hilarious. BEGONE THOTS.

Okay this thing right here? This is a final boss. And it is cool as fuck. Too bad it’s trying to END ME. So cool. SO. COOL. Here comes phase 2 lol. I died and had to redo it. FML.

That. Was awesome. A worthy successor to the epic final strike of the first game. 999% eh?

I continue to not like Shinjuku rules. Once you’re a Reaper, leaving means you get erased once the game ends? Disrespectfully, fuck that. Oh don’t you dare, Shoka. Don’t. You. Dare.

Oh, Joshua is here. PLEASE. Lmao Shoka’s reaction. I’m sure he appreciates that, the drama queen.

*facepalms* Joshua strikes again. I’ve missed you, you little shit. You are terrible, but I missed you. Rindo, I’m pretty sure she’s fine. I think captain helpful over here reincarnated her for you. Since you saved him and his city. I guess I’ll see though.

Uzuki and Kariya continue to be adorable. I love them. And yeah, good luck calling in that debt from Minamimoto, Coco. Gooooood luck.

I’m having a lot of Joshua centered emotions right now there is too much Joshua all at once help. “I should have known I could trust you.” You are killing me dude. You really, really should have. I’m going to turn that line over in my head for way too long, I just know it, but let’s try to get through this before my brain turns off completely. “Let’s not keep her waiting.” OKAY THANKS I’M GONNA CRY AGAIN.

What Hazuki was saying about ‘purifying’ as opposed to ‘destroying’ Shinjuku makes me think that restarting it in some form was always part of the plan, so hopefully they’ll have luck with that. It’s still profoundly fucked up that any of that happened, and even more so that it was sanctioned. I’m. Going to be hung up on that for a while once it sinks in.

This poor idiot hitting on Rhyme is about to get got oh no XD

Shiki is breaking my heart. Aaaaaaaah!!! Reunioooooon.

Ooof it’s been a month since Rindo saw Shoka. Big oof. Joshuaaaaaa.

And then they almost got hit by a car lmao. OMG HE MISSED HER FRIEND REQUESTS AHAHAHAHAH YOU GOOBER. Neku really should have warned them that Joshua is Like That lol. Even when he’s being helpful it’s in the must backhanded way possible.

I would very much like to know why on earth Shinjuku needed to be obliterated though. Like. Does that… Happen often? Maybe the secret reports say.

Speaking of, time to get those, along with the rest of the trophies.

!!!! The title screen updated, NICE. Can’t let anyone who hasn’t beaten it see that but NICE.

There’s another Another Day. Oh boy. I am not ready for that madness yet.

Random thought as I was moving this from word, where I typed it: I’m really, really fucking glad they didn’t decide to deal with Mr H the way they dealt with sleezy mcfuckwad. That would have been… I don’t have a word.

#let's liveblog: neo twewy #w3d7'' #neo twewy spoilers

[bookofmariokingofmaiami]

I decided to mess with the incorrect quote generator with 6 characters from book of mario king of kami and before I knew it I had a fuck ton of text so lets go

Also I like to hink these are cannon because it gives personalities to characters that apeared once or twice and gives insight on others

maria: Time for plan G.

bolivia : Don’t you mean plan B?

maria: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Hampton : What about plan D?

maria: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Barney one: What about plan E?

maria: I’m hoping not to use it. Belize dies in plan E.

Ptricio : I like plan E.

maria: Hewwo.

Bolivia : Hihiiiiii!

Hampton : Greetings, Humans.

Belize : Three kinds of people.

Barney one: I want pudding.

maria: Four kinds of people.

Ptricio : WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Belize : Five kinds of people.

maria: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bolivia : >:O language

Hampton : Yeah watch your fucking language

Barney one: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HAMPTON THE FUCK WORD?

Belize : 'The fuck word'.

Ptricio : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Hampton : Oh my god they censored it

Belize : Say fuck, Ptricio .

Hampton : Do it, Ptricio . Say fuck.

maria: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Bolivia : What if it bites me and it dies!?

Hampton : Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bolivia , learn to listen.

Barney one: What if it bites itself and I die?

Belize : That’s voodoo.

Ptricio : What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Bolivia : That’s correlation, not causation.

Barney one: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Belize : That’s kinky.

maria: Oh my God.

maria: You're a loose cannon, Bolivia .

Bolivia : No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Hampton : I think you play by your own rules.

Barney one: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

maria: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Bolivia : No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Belize is a loose cannon.

Belize : *smashes a chair*

maria: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Bolivia : Have everyone stand.

Hampton : Bring three more chairs!

Barney one: The most important ones can sit down.

Belize : Kill three.

maria: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Hampton will and will not eat.

Bolivia : Grass? Yes!

maria: Moss? Yes!!

Bolivia : Leaves? Ohh, yes!

maria: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Bolivia : Worms? Sometimes!

maria: Rocks? Usually nah.

Bolivia : Twigs? Usually!

maria: Belize 's cooking? Inconclusive!

Barney one: How did you… test this?

maria: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Barney one: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Belize : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

maria: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Bolivia : 'Prettiest Smile'

Hampton : 'Nicest Personality'

Barney one: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Belize : 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

maria: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Bolivia : Tubular AF!

Hampton : Mood to the max!

Barney one, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Belize , just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

maria: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Bolivia : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Belize : Socks are Feetie Heaties

Barney one: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Bolivia : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Belize : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Barney one: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hampton , annoyed: You are disappointments

maria: Anyone d-

Bolivia : Depressed?

Hampton : Drained?

Barney one: Dumb?

Belize : Disliked?

maria: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

maria: What does 'take out' mean?

Bolivia : Food.

Hampton : Dating

Barney one: Murder

Belize : IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

maria, trying to convince Belize to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Bolivia : And loud!

Hampton : And grumpy!

Barney one: And oblivious to reality!

Belize :

maria: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Barney one: To the city?

maria: Yeah, no matter what!

Belize : Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

maria: I... I don't know!

Bolivia : Oh come off it, be serious!

maria: I am serious!

Bolivia : You're insane!

Hampton : Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

maria: What???

Hampton : Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Bolivia , panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

maria: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Bolivia : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Hampton : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Barney one: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Belize : What the fuck is wrong with you people.

maria: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Bolivia : It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

maria: Three of us saw it, Bolivia . How do you explain that?

Bolivia : *points at Hampton * Sleep deprivation. *points at Barney one* Paranoia. *points at Belize * Delusional personality disorder.

maria: Good morning.

Bolivia : Good morning.

Hampton : Good morning.

Barney one: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Belize : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

maria: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Bolivia : ... Your what?

maria: My friends.

Hampton : Are they saying “friends”?

Barney one: I think they're being sarcastic.

Belize : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, maria! All of your friends are in this room.

maria: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

maria: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

maria and Bolivia , in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Hampton : Our turn, Belize! One, two, three- vanilla!

Belize, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

maria: Yo is Belize sleeping or dead?

Bolivia : Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Hampton : Yeah, so did I.

Belize: Okay first of all, fuck you-

maria: Bolivia isn’t answering their phone

Hampton : I’ll call

maria: Belize and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bolivia : Hello?

maria: Listen, I can explain...

Bolivia : You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Hampton : You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Belize: You guys are getting paid?

maria: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Bolivia : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

maria: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HAMPTON WITH ME

Belize, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

maria: You know those things will kill you, right?

Bolivia , pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Hampton , smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Belize: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

maria: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Bolivia : Not if they consent to it.

Hampton : Depends who you’re stabbing.

Belize: YES?!?

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

maria: Shit.

Bolivia : Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Hampton : OH MY GOD BELIZE FELL OFF!!!

maria: Dammit, Bolivia !

Bolivia : What?! It wasn’t me!

maria: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Hampton !

Hampton : Not me either.

maria: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Belize: *whistles*

maria: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Bolivia : What?

Hampton : That you're a child.

Belize: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

*maria is cooking*

Bolivia : Any chance that’s for me?

maria: It’s for Belize. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Hampton : I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

maria: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Bolivia : Is it me, maria?

maria: No, it’s not you.

Hampton : Is it me, maria?

maria: It’s not you either.

Belize: Is it me, maria?

maria:

maria, mockingly: Is IT mE maria?

maria: Truth or dare?

Bolivia : Dare

maria: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Bolivia : Hey Hampton

Hampton , blushing: Yeah?

Bolivia : Could you move? I’m trying to get to Belize

maria: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Bolivia : In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Hampton ?

Hampton : Probably “road work ahead”.

Belize: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

maria: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Bolivia : Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Hampton : There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

maria: Hampton and I are having a baby.

Bolivia : That's gre-

maria, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

maria: I told Bolivia their ears flush when they lie.

Belize: Why?

maria: Look.

maria: Hey Bolivia ! Do you love us?

Bolivia , covering their ears: No.

Belize:

maria: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Bolivia : Alright.

maria: TraitorSayWhat?

Belize: Excuse me?

maria: What?

Bolivia :

maria:

maria: No wait-

#mario #funny #paper mario #bolivia #book of mario #barbie the bob omb #mary #bunddle #1000 infernal air sleeves #incorrect quotes #lore #ptricio #belize #barney one

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Glee - S1 E6 (Vitamin D)

They call it vitamin D for the whole thing but wasn’t it just a component for some really hard drug??? We love the bullshit

The millionth step ball change... And we’re only 6 episodes in

Mr Schue just said “Maybe so” and now all I can think of is the gif meme thing

heheheheheheh.......Sorry. Funny youtube. 

Sign #27 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: He’s eating that sandwich in the GROSSEST WAY POSSIBLE. He’s chewing with his mouth open, breathing really loud, talking with his mouthful, and he’s clearly being messy about it because there’s mustard all over his chin!!! How is Emma crushing on this dweeb

Sign #28 That Mr Schuester Is An Asshole: When Emma says he’s got a “cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple” (barf) he doesn’t say, hey! Maybe don’t flirt with me, I’m married!

I’m genuinely starting to feel ill whenever I have to just look at Mr Schue...

Everybody trying to learn their choreo and they’re just.... Spinning. Kurt’s about to fall over, Matt and Mike are bumping into each other, and Brittany’s just Tasmanian Devil-ing her way across the room. Love em

Brittany completely ignoring Artie’s high-five and him being like “oh-- okay...” is underrated

Matt Morrison just delivered “simply stopped trying” really weirdly. I don’t know what’s throwing me off about it, but it is

You’re right, Sue. Bones won’t grow properly without fear. AND EMMA’S BLOUSE IS INSANE

“I don’t understand how lightning is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool” You’re RIGHT KURT and you SHOULD SAY IT! Bears and sharks aren’t in competition either! Call out post for Mr Schue: The man knows NOTHING of the most basic ecology!

The look Quinn gives Finn when he yawns... Let my mans nap!!!

Kurt did his best to get to the girl’s side. Can you fucking blame him? Puck’s still an asshole to him as far as we all know!

Santana and Brittany just casually linking arms... Be still my beating heart

Kurt just walking along with Finn to football practice... Look at those brothers go!!! I am ignoring Puck

Ohh Sue’s journal... A wonderful character

You’re right, Sue, Will Schuester IS to blame for the world’s problems. Please do destroy the man

“I’ve always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness” Got ‘em

And thus begins the saga of Sue pushing problem people down the stairs. I’m not saying she should do that to Mr Schue... I’m just saying, why doesn’t she?

If Will wasn’t flirting with Emma, he wouldn’t get all nervous and upset when his wife turns up. Them’s the facts.

Does Terri know about Emma’s germophobia...? Because if so, it’s probably not cool for Will to have told her that. Unless Sue did, but I wouldn’t put it past him

As if they could get away with hiring a random unqualified woman as a school nurse?

Is “route” really pronounced like that......? Huh

Finn getting Biofreeze in his eye will forever be hilarious.

LEVEL 2!!!

I hate hats. I don’t know why, but I do. And I want Kurt to live his best life, but man, I hate that hat

Cory Monteith really got paid to drool. Goals

“Puck, with respect, you’re more helpful when you don’t contribute” Tell him, Artie!!!

Everybody making fun of Quinn :C Britt, you’re better than this!!

People (I’m people) can hate on Rachel all they want but this scenario is one example of her actually working harder than anybody else in the group. Yes, the solos should be shared more equally, but it’s hard to be mad at her when the others are claiming her ideas as their own and sitting around when they should be rehearsing. Except Brittany! She’s stretching, at least, love her

Terri let him NAP. WITHOUT DRUGS.

Finn’s having some serious mental health concerns but he’s not getting what he needs and I hate it. Help him!!!

Why does Terri care if Finn’s not faithful? Like, yeah, he should be, but it’s not going to affect the baby!

Surely if she took those pills for ALL of high school, they would’ve lost their effect after a while?

God I love high Finn. He just CHUCKED Matt outta that chair. 

Puck knows what’s up. Kurt thinks it’s vitamin C, because Vogue said so, and Iove him. He also looks SO weirded out

Terri gave him a whole BOX huh?

Time for season 1′s best mash-up. I love this so much. They’re all going so HARD and Finn looks like his eyes are about to pop right out. The way he’s rubbing the mic... How could they not tell he was off his face???

MIKE’S SINGING. MIKE’S SINGING BACK UP AND NOBODY’S WINCING. Glee has no continuity confirmed

I feel like I shouldn’t find this performance cute because they’re all meant to be high as shit BUT THEY’RE JUST SO EXCITED???

Kevin McHale bumps every song features in up by at least 2 letter grades and that’s just a fact

LET MIKE CHANG DANCE!!!! LET HIM DANCE FOREVER HE DESERVES SO MUCH

I would say the same for Matt but then I’ll get sad about him being dumped into the void in like 16 episodes time

Oh Rachel worrying about Quinn... Be still my gay heart

Rachel just cuts right through her bullshit without hesitating for a second. She knows what it’s like to feel like the odd one out and she’s doing the absolute most to make sure Quinn doesn’t feel that way and I love her for it

The way Quinn slowly turns to face her... And Rachel says they don’t have to be enemies and Quinn can’t understand why Rachel would offer her a second chance... 

Quinn legit draws porn of Rachel it’s canon. I mean it’s fucked up but there are only so many reasons a person would do that

“I would’ve tortured you if the roles were reversed you know” “I know” And then the way she watches Rachel walk away... My HEART

Ken and Terri, the power duo of awful

“Laughing... Talking... All the stuff she never does with me” I hate it. They suck. Emma is a dumbass for agreeing to date a guy who she just genuinely doesn’t like and Ken’s just an ASSHOLE for bullying her into it

And now Ken’s about to propose because he’s being bullied into it. Why the fuck does this happen?

I don’t buy that Rachel took this long to berate all the girls for not prepping their mash-up harder after the boys killed theirs. She’d be right on that

Kurt I love the waistcoat and the bowtie but WHAT is happening on your ELBOWS.

You really wanted those guys in cornrows, Kurt? None of them have the length for it. ALSO I love that the exotic bird feathers thing comes back next season 10/10

F-ROD!!! GO OFF RACHEL!!! Even if Finn doesn’t know what half these words mean!

Rachel really wakes up with flawless hair, huh! And then she just... Does all that. She never stops being extra...

Did they just start walking in the opposite direction?

I feel like it’s dumb that Rachel doesn’t just tell Mr Schue that they all took pills, but it’s more in character for her to not waste an opportunity to perform anyway

Howard Bamboo,totally unqualified man who absolutely isn’t staff, is just allowed on campus to deliver DRUGS? HELLO???

Quinn only gets folic acid... And yet I’m pretty sure she manages to keep up with everybody else. HOW?

“What’s up with Ken?” [FRANTIC PAPER SHREDDING] 

I don’t care how married you are, no person should lick another person’s face

I can physically feel the awkwardness between Will and Terri. JUST DIVORCE ALREADY

Don’t like ya Will but you’re right, shit’s not healthy if there’s no space!

Imagine proposing in the staff room at work just because a random woman told you to

“Emma Pilsbury, this is not an engagement ring” “Oh thank god--” “No, I mean, it is” Just take the L, Ken

AND ALSO ANGELS!!!

Quinn’s so fucking concerned. I love this

I usually don’t like yellow clothes but these girls make it look so dang CUTE. More pastels plz

Again, I have no idea how pregnant Quinn is keeping up at all...

HALOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kurt’s wearing those blocky shades so the boys can’t see his betrayal

Where the hell did this mock-stage set up come from

“We came up with the idea together!” No... Will, that was Sue. Sue gave you the idea

Emma’s pretty much explicitly told Will she’s only marrying Ken because Will won’t be with her. EVERYBODY SUCKS

This argument between Terri and Emma is a nightmare. The most confrontational person VS the least... I’d fucking evaporate if Terri came at me like that

The way Emma’s voice shakes when she tells Terri that Will deserves better... Ouchie

Quinn is just adorable. Diana made this character, and she did such an amazing job... She’s more empathetic than she lets anybody realise

The fact that Terri won’t even help this TEENAGE GIRL pay for the baby that she’ll eventually adopt is a nightmare. Where do you expect her to get the cash from?

Wanting to get married without being married is kind of a mood... Secret marriage

BEING A PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO YOU DOESN’T MAKE HIM A GOOD MAN

Finn and Rachel both realising they screwed up is perfect. 

Finn continuing to not know what any words mean is also perfect

This is a cute Rachel moment actually... Yes girl compete WITH your friends!!! You’re a team!!!!

Ahh, methamphetamines! That’s what it was. Yeah, fuck Terri

I’m still looking at Matt Morrison’s lips and trying to figure out if he’s had fillers. They just curl too far!!!

Mr Schue being called out for making things too competitive - fine, I guess. Bringing in SUE to rectify that...??? Hello? Figgins?

Those white jeans are a LOOK Kurt. He’s like a twink Steve Jobs rn

Britt and Santana’s little smiles at each other when Sue’s announced as co-captain... Hell yeah future wives

I’d like to think Will’s upset about Emma marrying Ken for the right reasons (i.e. Ken’s an asshole) but we been knew he’s not. He’s looking at her like he’s just been shot

AIN’T NOTHIN GONNA BREAK MY STRIDE! NOBODY GONNA SLOW ME DOWN! OH NO, I’VE GOT TO KEEP ON MOVIN!

I really just love how stupid this show is! It makes no god damn sense and I fall for it every time!

#Glee #Glee Season 1 #Rosie watches things and then says things about the thing

[a-collection-of-villainous-aus]

Pirate Au

(Drabble 2 slides this out and hides back under my rock)

Tap, tap, tap went Demencia's fingers on the massive glass tank The Captain now had in his cabin quarters, after all this is Black Hat, he can do as he pleases.

We're not exactly going to question him are we, not when he can rip your spine out your arse and the crew have witness him doing just that when a navy officer dared to give him lip, it is safe to say no other fleet have attempted to stop him.

"You should be happy the Captain gave you an aquarium, could have been thrown back into the sea, now you have the attention of a king!"

Demencia tapped the glass again, wanting him to react or swim, something!

"Why you laying there, curled up in a corner like a shrivelled worm."

Every time she made those sounds his tail twitched, his tank was bare, made of four walls, him and salt water its only contents, a porthole that looked out on his vast home, making this imprisonment all the more cruel.

To be kept from its cooling depths and sail amongst fellow sea creatures, of course he was going to lay down if only to keep it out of sight.

Happy indeed!

They chose to be on this watery landscape, he did not choose to be in this blasted box!

He was not one of your common merfolk who lived in a glittering city of pearls and lights, the merman lived in a deeper part of the ocean where the sun barely touched him.

Of course if any of these damn morons had any idea about his kind they would have known that!

"Hey fish man, what do you call yourself?"

Hands fisted and against his head, pressing them tighter against the bag, he could understand her language, speak it even but he had no reason to oblige an answer, but damn it if she tapped that glass. One. More. Time....

He would throw himself out just to claw her to pieces with little care for consequences.

Gills at his ribs flared and relaxed, sighing, this trap was bigger than it looked, he'd tried swimming from one end to the other but an enchantment has been placed on the aquarium so that it never ended.

Something told him he that he was going to be akin to a pet until his captor grew bored and decided he would be more useful as fish fillets.

Tap. Tap. TAP.

Pupil's becoming slits he rushed her, seeing red wanting nothing more than to rip her to pieces, shoulder crashing against the glass, yes it hurt, no doubt would even bruise, but that didn't matter just as he was preparing to spring out, Black Hat walked in and grimaced at the scene before him.

"How many times have I told you, not to enter my room without permission girl."

His prize was clearly agitated, usually he could care less if Demencia vexed someone so they lost their mind, but this was one he wanted to preserve.

She had barely reacted at their guests threat display, being around her Captain had desensitised her to such things and was merely watching out of curiosity.

"What? I was just simply curious about your new pet, I bet you wonder what he looks like under that bag."

Demencia shrugged, giggling as she tapped the glass again, grinning as the merman pounded his fists against the glass in frustration, letting out another screech.

Black Hat had, had enough of this, picking up the silver serving dome on his table from last nights meal and putting it over Demencia's head, clanging a spoon on its surface until she got the bloody message.

"Owwww you know my ears are more sensitive...ohhh...I see."

Peeking out from under the dome, casting a look at the merman whose arms were folded and while his face was hidden it was clear he was thinking; See how you like it.

"Yes exactly, now I would prefer if our guest was not driven insane by your doings, we can converse later, but for now this is the company I seek."

"But sir, you have him in your room, he will always be here!"

"Hmm yes, might even stop you entering and trying to smell my clothes."

"Pffft what do you mean try?"

The pirate King inhaled deeply, no he was not going to snap, top lip rippling in a soft grow which of course it would only make her eyes light up excitedly, though out the corner of his own he noticed his treasure watching only to hastily swim back and curl up on the aquarium floor once more.

Placing a claw under the lizard girls chin he purred

"You would not want to disappoint your Captain now would you?"

"Of course not!"

"So behave, check the rounds and see where that bear of a man Fives is with my breakfast."

"Yes Captain Black Hat!"

She saluted him running off absolutely giddy, she would never wash her face again, well she would because Hat would insist but for now NEEEEVERRR.

When Demencia was out and door closed a long sigh escaped him, pinching the bridge of where a nose would be.

"You know for a mad woman, she really is the most reliable of my crew."

With hands clasped behind his back he walked forward, stopping in front of the merman, observing the creature before him, fins swaying gently, gills parting with each breath, taking in how scales met flesh.

Really quiet a fetching thing if he did say so himself.

"My name is Black Hat, though I am sure you already know that, there are few who do not."

Casually looking over his claws as he spoke, because of course everyone knew who he was right, so this creature should be impressed by his name alone.

Materialising a chair from nothing the demon sat, leaning back in that chair we all know he has in his office in cannon verse, cause come on that is a noice chair!

One leg over the other, elbows resting on its arms, steepling his fingers, odd indeed, most would be quivering now...so there must be something wrong.

In their shared silence, wood was creaking, ocean waves lapping and the chatter of men could be heard outside, he continued staring through clear water making a small hmm sound in though and suggesting

"Perhaps you are sick, I am quite knowledgeable in mermailian anatomy...though to be fair I have only used such information to kill your kind."

Oh, now that had a reaction, the creatures tail suddenly appeared to have circular patterning of bright sky blue rings, no doubt they would look marvellous in the dark.

Body tensing as he curled into himself, spines raising as a defence mechanism, which meant from what he could see this merman was both predator and prey within his own habitat, Hat could also not deny he was somewhat curious as to what this creature looked like under that bag.

So he wasn't sick...oh ho he was pissed at him!

A smirked formed on the demons features, chin on hand cooing teasingly

"Ohh is someone sulking, really you should be honoured that I am giving you so much attention."

So this land walker really was so arrogant to assume everyone needed his praise!

There he'd been swimming around , simply curious about the oddity way up high an peculiar power surge and of course being somewhat of an explorer himself had ventured to where it was coming from only to get caught in that bloody storm.

So really what it was really this Captain wanted him to acknowledge his existence, perhaps this would be amusing after all.

Unfurling himself the merman, stretched arching his back, this display might have been more pleasing without the mask but none the less this Hat fellow seemed to be showing signs of interest.

Rolling on his side head propped up with a hand, he knew body language could speak more than enough.

Inside he was feeling absolutely smug as shit as that single eye watched his other hand, claws caressing along his hip, subtlety taking up the remaining dead scales, either way Black still seemed focused.

Black Hat's mouth suddenly went dry, well that was unexpected, loosening the frills at his throat, curious as to what he'd do next, that beautiful tail, rising and falling gently much like a contented feline.

"Are you trying to entice me, you are doing a poor job of it."

The demon scoffed, despite the fact it was a blatant lie.

Pushing himself from the tank floor he swam closer so that the Captain could admire him more.

Perhaps more than this dark being expected because he could not help but chuckle, noticing how he'd tried to cover up the fact he'd looked down.

Black Hat cleared his throat, nostrils flaring just enough to actually be seen momentarily and disappearing once more, this certainly was a turn of events, also one would be blind not to notice this was one of the finer specimens of Mermailian kind, a little fun just might be in order.

Small dull thuds on the glass took him from his thoughts at first the demon wondered what on Earth he was doing before noticing there was a purpose and a pattern as it kept repeating.

Was it his name?

He flipping well hoped so!

Flug, his name was FLUG!

Right then, well if Flug wanted to play...

Standing, adjusting his coat and belt, Black Hat walked up steps that did not exist, leaning an arm over Flug's tank, voice husky and beckoning him to the surface, grinning as he seemed to have learned that it was best to be obedient to him.

Flug hesitated a moment, feigning at being coy, looking down and shyly coming up.

"Come to me my pet."

The merman paused, so his voice might have had a genuine effect on him, leaving a warmth in his belly he'd not been expecting.

Its tone making his ear fins want to spread out and take in the seductive tune all the more while damning the gentle flush of purple in his pale skin.

A long claw extended, hooking in one of the ties in the merman's mask, Flug could not deny even in all his stubbornness they were beautiful hands.

"So, we finally have a name for you, Flug."

Silence fell upon them once more, holding his hand to rest his cloth covered cheek against his palm, trilling softly, keeping a watch on Hat, moving in closer.

The Captain loosened a tie, taking in how those fine peacock coloured scales dusting along side his throat disappeared continued on under the cloth.

They had forgotten everything around them, or so at least Hat believed.

Flug felt the sharp tip of his thumb at his chin ready to lift his mask and saw his moment.

His other hand had been concealing the dead scales he'd been peeling off earlier, a concoction similar to shredded soggy snake skin, clumped and pulpy, he of course threw it straight at the demons face, making a nasty thick squelching sound.

"Why you little-"

Flug saw how quickly his eye turned from white to black, its pupil crimson and despite his fear, flicked the last little piece that remained on his finger tips at him, if he was going to die, damn the consequences, but what actually happened was far from expected.

The last piece had landed in his mouth completely throwing him off his rage to a frozen silence before he started laughing

"Well played little fish."

His captor was laughing!

That was not the reaction he'd wanted at all, huffing and tying his bag back up he went back to sulking in the corner.

"Complain all you want my little scaley beauty, you are not going any where."

Only this case if Flug was standing he would be much taller than him, not that Hat was going to admit that any time soon.

A few moments later Demencia was bringing in his breakfast, thankfully he'd cleaned off all the much his pet had thrown at him.

" So did you have an interesting conversation?"

She enquired cheerfully.

"I managed to pull a name from him."

"Oh what is it?"

"Flug, his name is Flug."

#villainous au #villainous #Paperhat #Black hat #Demencia #Pirate au

[mirkwoodshewolf]

Rock Angel takes Japan; Queen x reader

*Author’s note*

Hello my fellow readers of my “Rock Angel” series I have yet another chapter for you and this time this comes from an actual event the boys of Queen got to experience in Japan 1975 so click the linked video to see and you’ll get an idea, especially during the tea ceremony. Anyways I am so happy more people are taking an interest in this series and loving it and as always tag list is always open. I’ve already done multiple parts already but they are more for the future so once I do include an introduction to another character, then I may or may not post the chaps. I’ve got done already in the past 2 days. Alright just one swear word but overall FLUFF enjoy my darlings :)

Taglist *open*:

@phantom-fangirl-stuff

@mr-badguymercury

@onebigfangirlworld

@labessieisallama

@starswin

@naturalswifty89

@isabella-bby

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*April 2nd, 1982*

        I had been invited over to Freddie’s place along with the other boys just to do a little catching up.  Ever since my big break out, I had recorded my single “Set it all free” plus my very first album which took about three months to finish up, had it not been for the boys coming over to help me I might’ve burned myself out and probably want to crawl in under a rock and die.

        My single had been recorded while the guys were still on tour and was released last October when I was still recording my first album.  I still have yet to hear the results of my single and I was getting worried that if no one world wide liked it, would they even like my first album.

        “Darling your as jumpy as a cricket, what’s gotten you so frightened darling?”

        “Guys, how long was it to hear the results of your first single?”

“Oh it was awhile love, the longest we had to wait was maybe 8-9 months.” Answered Brian.

“You worried about yours?” asked Deacy. I looked down shamefully and told them.

“I mean sure America loved the song, but what about the rest of the world? I mean….sure there are female singers out there now but—what if they don’t like me because it’s just me and not an entire band I’m performing with?”

        “Then fuck them.” Proclaimed Freddie.

        “I agree with Fred, you’re incredibly talented love, and we’re not just saying that because we’re your friends. We’re speaking as four musicians to another rising one. You sing what the world needs to hear but refuses to acknowledge it. Even if the world doesn’t love your music, we will always love it, as well as you.” Roger said as he came up behind me and wrapped an arm around me.

I smiled softly and placed my hands on his arm as I felt him kiss my temple and I thanked him.  Freddie’s phone soon rang and he picked it up and said.

“Freddie Mercury darling, oh Miami what a pleasant surprise, couldn’t resist hearing my voice could you?” We all rolled our eyes at Fred and soon he continued, “Yeah she’s right here, okay I’ll put her on,” he held the phone out to me and he said, “He wants to talk to you darling,” suddenly my heart began to speed up as I got out of Roger’s one armed hug and took the phone.

“Hey, Jim what’s up?” I held the phone close to my ear as I paced around and said, “Uh-huh, yeah….okay. Yeah, uh-huh okay thanks. Yeah you too, bye.” I then hung up the phone and I collapsed onto Fred’s couch right where Delilah was sitting.

“What’d he say love?” asked Deacy.

“Was it your single? Did you sell out?” demanded Freddie.  I remained silent trying to take what Miami had told me all in.

“(Y/n)? Love are you okay? Is it bad news?” asked Roger in pure concern as he looked at me with worried eyes.  I finally then decided to tell them by first asking a question.

“Tell me what it was like when you guys went to Japan back in ’75?”

“Ohh I still get tears remembering our welcome there. We just had no idea what to expect and the sheer amount of people that came to welcome us was just overwhelming.” Brian said.

“Why do you ask?” asked Deacy.

“Well you guys got some competition because my single just sold out in Japan. They want me to perform live in Tokyo, Japan!” The boys all cheered as Freddie picked me up spinning me around leaving me in a laughing fit as I embraced him as tightly as I could.

I was soon engulfed in a Queen group hug as they all cheered for me.  Once I was free Brian said.

“That’s incredible love, when do you leave?”

“Oh shit I gotta go home and pack! Jim’s hoping to get the first nonstop flight to Japan tonight. Sorry gotta cut this visit short you guys, I’ll call you as soon as I reach Japan bye!” I quickly raced out of Freddie’s house and got on my bike and revved it up before taking off back to my flat.

Once I got home, I began packing up for the week tour of Japan.  Packing all my clothes, hats, heath and beauty stuff, shoes and minor accessories like a couple of rings, my fingerless gloves, bracelets and necklaces.  When I was sure I had everything I heard a limo honk and I knew my ride was here.

Grabbing my suitcases and a couple of my guitars, I opened my door and soon my stage handler Hank came up and helped me pack up the stuff into the limo.  José my driver opened up the door and I thanked him as I stepped inside to see Miami sitting inside the back.

“Hello (y/n), so you got everything?”

“I’m pretty sure. Oh my god I can’t believe this is really happening. I mean the last time I went to Japan I was still your intern, now I’m one of your many clients.”

“It’s unbelievable how much has changed. And I couldn’t be more proud of you, I knew I chose right when I picked you. I knew you’d become more than just an intern to me one day.” I smiled at him and then Jim told José to get us to the airport.

We reached the airport and for the first time ever, I would get to experience a private airline where I am the star and not just part of the crew.  The limo stopped right by the plane that I would be taking all the way to Japan.

“Alright now just head on straight into the plane, I’ll take care of everything with the rest of the crew. You just find a seat okay love?” I nodded then our doors opened up and I went out first and raced towards the plane and quickly raced up the stairs until I reached the plane.

“Good afternoon Miss, I’m Captain Trevor and I will be your pilot for the nonstop flight to Japan. You will be in safe hands with us Ms. (l/n).”

“Thank you Captain Trevor.” I saluted to him before walking further in the plane and see the luxurious interior of the plane. I picked me a spot and one of the flight attendants came up to me and said.

“Can I offer you any refreshments Ms. (l/n)?”

“I’ll just take a water for now,” she nodded then went to the back room to get my drink.  Jim soon came in with a few more assistants who were going to help me get through the airport.

“You ready love?” asked Jim.  I nodded as I fastened my seatbelt and soon the flight attendants went over the basic checklists for safety procedures and within about 5-10 minutes we were taking off.

I was currently reading my old English-Japanese dictionary that I had to have for a class for my foreign language credit I still had to take and practiced some basic greets that I was going to say.  Hours ticked by and soon it was getting pretty late and there was still about 6hrs left of the 11hr flight so I decided to sleep the rest of the trip.

As I got myself situated, I pulled out my locket that I always kept around my neck and opened it up to reveal the picture of me with the boys at the Madison Square Garden show.  This picture was taken right after the concert after my first outbreak performance.

“I already miss you guys, I sure wish you could be here.” I closed the locket up and tucked it back under my shirt and covered myself up with my favorite blanket and soon fell fast asleep.

After six hours at 4am in the morning, we arrived at Japan.  Jim woke me up and I got myself woken up so that way I wouldn’t risk any embarrassing photos of me getting out.  I re-did my makeup and eat me some M&M’s to get myself woken up since they always did the trick for me.

Our plane landed right at Tokyo International airport right in the private plane landing parking lot.  I grabbed my bags and we all left the plane and headed on inside the airport.

We met up with the representatives of Japan as well as my translator.

“Ms. (l/n) I am Yamamoto Kaizo your translator, it is a pleasure to meet you. My daughters are big fans of yours.”

“Arigato Yamamoto, I’m honored. And I can’t wait to see all of Japan, my friends of Queen spoke so highly of this country so many times.”

“Come on (y/n) the car’s waiting to get us to the hotel to drop off your things, then we need to get you ready for the press conference.” Jim said.  I nodded then we all raced down the hallways out of the gates.

And as soon as I could be seen coming out of the gates all I heard were loud screams.  Over my security I saw hundreds of pictures from some of my photoshoots that I’ve been involved in, signs with my name saying “Welcome” or the word “Rock” with two angel wings sprouting out either side of the word.

Oh my god Brian was right, I felt like I was about ready to cry.  No other place in the world has ever greeted me like this, I mean it’s almost as if I were suddenly royalty to them now.  I waved to them and I wished that I could stop and sign autographs for them but I was on a tight schedule and they wouldn’t allow me as I was rushed out of the airport and into the car.

Crowds of Japanese fangirls and boys were trying to get through hoping to even catch a glimpse of me, press were snapping pictures like crazy and security was trying to keep them back as I finally got in the limo and was in the safe zone and the driver took off.

I waved to them and I saw some of the fans trying to chase after the car and I leaned back sighing deeply as I said.

“Wow that was….insane.”

“Life of a Rockstar love, I’m sure the boys have told you a lot about Japan” said Miami.

“That they have, okay now this press conference. What exactly do I have to do for it?”

“Alright, well first they’ll talk about a bit about your history and then we’ll open it up for a brief Q&A. Then they will present to you a platinum of your single just like they did with the boys when they sold out here back in 75, then they’ve invited you for a traditional Japanese tea ceremony where you will give Japan a thank you message and to help promote more people for coming to the concert which will happen tonight at the center of the capital right near the Tokyo tower.” I nodded and soon we arrived at the hotel where we quickly got checked in and I did a quick shower.

Once I was done and blow dried my hair up and straightened it out.  When I was presentable and cleaned up I redid my makeup and quickly raced out of my room and met Jim downstairs in the lobby and we left for the press conference together.

We arrived at the building at around 8:15am and the conference was to start at 9.  I was staying in the back room where I finally got the chance to meet my Japanese fans. Some of the girls were dressed up like me with the same leather jacket, long flapped jeans and having highlights in their hair.

I happily signed all their stuff and I was given so many presents like bouquets upon bouquets of roses red or white, Japanese yo-yos, a spinning top, painting of me as an angel holding a guitar shooting out bolts of lighting, just so many sweet gifts and I thanked them all in Japanese which all the girls were amazed and clapped for me smiling.

Finally at 9am sharp, the press conference began. I left the backroom and was guided towards the front and as soon as the doors opened and I walked onto the platform stage where a large table was set up for me, I was bombarded by flashes from cameras.  As I took my seat the press conference began.

As the conference went on just like Miami said, I told them about my process of making the single, what the song meant to me (without giving too much detail, even though I could publicly humiliate Adam at this rate but I didn’t want to.) and then what was next for me.

I was then given by one of the top record producers of Japan a large framed platinum cover of my single “Set it all free” to which we shook hands and we posed for pictures with it.  At around 11:30am the conference was over and I was then taken out to a park near the Tokyo tower where I would be taking part of the tea ceremony, just like the boys were.

We finally arrived at about 12:20pm and I was one hungry girl, but I still wanted to be respectful.  Women in traditional Japanese kimonos surrounded the blanket along with photographers and camera crew people.

I took off my shoes and I sat down on the blanket and one of the girls came over to me and set down my tea as another one was instructing me the proper way to drink their tea.

It was a nice spring day, the cheery blossoms were in full bloom, the wind was blowing at a nice, gentle breeze and I was given some cakes and tea.  All the while the photographers were getting pictures for their magazine and the camera crew were filming me.  I was talking to the girls asking them questions about Japan and what other traditions they partake in.

They were friendly and told me all the tea ceremonies they helped out in for the summer festivals, the cherry blossom festival, and they themselves told me this but these girls also gave my boys the exact tea ceremony they were giving me right now.

After the ceremony I was playing with some of my presents and taking pictures of the beautiful park for my own keeping so that one day I could look back on this and remember exactly what Japan had done for me. Finally it was time for my thank you message before I got ready for the concert tonight.

I stood where the camera people wanted me to stand and they emphasized to me repeatedly to not turn around, just look right at the camera and not look at anything else.  At first I was a little scared at the fact the man kept emphasizing it and looking me dead in the eye as he said it, so I did what he asked.

Once the camera started filming I gave my message to the people of Japan.

“Kon'nichiwa Nihon, watashi wa (l/n) (y/n). Hopefully I said that right hahaha. Anyways I just want to thank all of you for such a warm welcome to Japan. You all have been so kind and I can’t repay for making me feel so comfortable. Thanks for all the presents,” I said as I held up my yoyo, “And umm—”

Little did I know as I began my message, someone with shaggy blonde hair was photobombing me in the background going across the shot with his arms raised in the air.

“I hope you all come out to see the concert later tonight or any show that I’ll do in the near future. Heck I may just even move here.” As I continued, two men one with wild curly hair like a poodle and another with shorter poofy hair both came up behind me and crouched down so that they wouldn’t be seen in the shot.

The poodle haired fellow raised his arms up like wings while the other one kept his arms low, so the shot would look like I had two different wings in the back. Before peeking out on either side of me and making funny faces or sticking out their tongues.

For some reason I kept feeling someone was behind me so I quickly turned around and let out a squeak and laughed as did the rest of the crew.  I fell to my knees laughing and crying at the same time.  John picked me up and held me in his arms swaying me back and forth as Freddie came into the shot and he said.

“Come see this lovely angel perform tonight. She is a saint and a true angel. Let her grace you with her wonderful voice darlings. She has the Queen seal of approval.”  With that the camera shut off.  I turned and hugged Deacy as tightly as I could before I separated and I said.

“What are you guys doing here?”

“Did you really think we’d miss you making it as big as we did here in Japan?” asked Brian.

“Plus Miami called us and thought we’d give you a good surprise so—surprise!” Freddie said as he did the jazz hands at the end of his statement.

“Oh my God!” I cried out. “You lot better not have made me look stupid in that video.”

“Oh you wound us darling, why would we ever do that to you deliberately?” Roger said as he came up and wrapped his arms around me swaying me just like Deacy did earlier before playfully giving me a noogie and bopping my nose.  I shook my head at him as he hugged me closer to him before releasing me.

After the tea ceremony it was time to head to the concert arena and do soundchecks and get ready for my concert at 6pm. After going over and making sure everything checked out, I was now in my makeup room getting all pretty for my show when I heard the door knock.

“Who is it?”

“(Y/n) (l/n) Rock angel fan club, party of 4.” I heard Freddie’s voice say.  I smiled and said.

“Come right on in.” The boys entered inside my huge dressing room and Freddie made himself comfortable right on the couch.

“You nervous darling?” he asked me.

“A bit.” I admitted.

“Well don’t be, you’ll do great, you always bring the rock in Rock n roll, especially to the younger fans since you know how to connect with them.” I smiled at him and then I turned to see Brian holding up a long wrapped up present.

“What’s that Bri?”

“Just a little something for you.” He handed it over to me and I set it down on the table in front of the couch and I asked him.

“Can I open it now or do I have to wait till after the concert?”

“I’d really love to see you open it now.” He said. I knelt down and began to rip up the paper slowly.

“Come on love are we saving the wrapping paper just rip it off!” Roger teased which made me laugh as I took a big chunk of the wrapping paper and threw it at him which made the boys laugh.  After ripping the last of it off, there in front of me was a black case.  I looked up at Brian before unbuckling it and slowly opening it up and I let out a gasp.

Inside was a red special guitar.  At first I almost thought it was his own red special since it was the exact same pattern of red and black design but I noticed that at the red portion tattooed in black into the guitar itself was the word ROCK with angel wings on either side.

“Ohh….”

“It took a while to make it with the time I had, I…..was almost afraid I wouldn’t have it ready in time. Give it a go,” I delicately took the red special out of the case and adjusted the strap to my size and held onto it before giving it a gentle strum.

After giving it a couple of tunes and strumming it until finally it gave out a beautiful hum.

“Oh Brian this…..this is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” I set my red special back in the case and sat up and hugged him tightly, burying my face into his chest.  “Thank you so much.”

“I’m glad you like it love, it would be an honor if you were to play with that red special tonight for Japan.”

“Of course, I’ll play it at every performance I’ll ever do. Ohh I love you guys I’m so glad you all came.” The boys soon wrapped me in a group hug as I happily wept and as we separated I whimpered out, “Fuck now my makeups ruined.” The boys laughed so Deacy guided me back to my chair, Brian took the wipes and wiped away any strays of makeup and both Roger and Freddie reapplied my makeup making me all pretty again.

A knock was soon heard and one of the stage crew members told me that it was showtime.  I grabbed my newly gifted red special and I put it around my shoulder and the boys and I walked out onto the stage.  I stood backstage getting myself pumped up as the boys gave me final words of good luck until finally a Japanese announcer came over the speaker and I heard my stage name being called and I came onto the stage hearing thousands of people scream my name.

And with that the concert began.

I sang “Set it all free” and seeing all the Japanese girls bouncing up and down singing along to the song even though they probably didn’t know English, it made me feel so happy inside.  And by permission as long as I didn’t give too much away, I was allowed to do one song from my new upcoming album so I sang a song that I titled “So good.”

Which felt like the perfect song since it was all about shining through in the spotlight even after having the dream of reaching for your dreams, but you had to have the courage and strength to achieve them.

I also went ahead and sang a couple of my favorite Queen songs just to show my boys my love for them.  I sang my all-time favorite “Somebody to love”, my next cover song was “Don’t stop me now” and finally to end the show I did “You’re my best friend” and I even told the audience that I dedicated this cover to my boys of Queen.

After the end of the concert everyone cheered loudly holding up signs of my name or of my stage name.

“Arigato Nihon! You’ve been a great crowd!” I said into the microphone as I took my final bow and ran off stage.  I met up with the guys who each one by one embraced me and gave me a kiss of congratulations on either my cheek, temple, forehead or the top of my head.

The boys and I stayed in Japan for the rest of the week exploring all of Japan.  The boys taking me to their favorite places or restaurants they ate in years ago.  And I did a show in Tokyo, Kyoto and Osaka.  To show my love for the boys, I had them come up on a couple of songs and I performed alongside them and let me tell you sharing the stage with them, that’s what truly made me alive.

And singing alongside Fred on some of their songs, it’s a blast and an honor when Freddie Mercury allows you to take the stage and sing a verse of a Queen song.

At the end of the short Japan tour it was time to go home.  The boys and I waved goodbye to Japan and took final pictures together of us both getting on and in the plane.  

Of course Fred high-jacked the camera and wouldn’t stop taking pictures of me all the while acting like a photographer telling me to show him the stuff and to work it like I owned this plane.

As we were now in the air, Deacy and Bri were already out like lightbulbs while Fred was reading through a magazine and I was sitting next to Roger now.

“Does it only go up from here?” I asked myself.

“So long as you keep giving the fans what they want, you’re already the talk of the world love, just make sure you don’t get a big head like Fred over there.” He whispered the last part which made me giggle softly.

“I promise Rog, I’ll stay humble and not act like a hysterical queen.”

“Good, cause god knows we don’t need another one.”

“Oh so you’re not talking about yourself?” I teased. He glared at me before flicking my forehead making me whimper out “ow! I was joking.” I rubbed the spot where he had flicked me and he smirked at me.

“Serves you right.” I rolled my eyes at him before letting out a soft yawn.  “You’ve had a long week love, you should get some sleep.”

“Yeah you’re right.” I then got myself comfortable by leaning up against his chest and he immediately brought my blanket back over my shoulders and wrapped his arms around me.  One hand stroking my head while the other wrapped around my shoulders gently stroking my arms with his thumb.

I could hear him softly humming “Somebody to love” all the while he’d kiss the top of my head every now and then until finally I fell asleep to Roger’s humming, the sound of his heartbeat and the gentle strokes and massages he was giving to my head.

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The Third Maximoff: Chapter 2

Summary: What if the Avengers didn’t find the last HYDRA base? What if Pietro and Wanda weren’t the only enhanced? Or Maximoff’s? What if the Avengers were going to take on their greatest challenge yet? What if she was a 13-year-old girl who had to live with them? What if she once tried to kill Clint and Nat, and nobody knew but them?

Warnings: Mentions of Violence, Slight mentions Torture and Swearing

But again I know I’m wrong to hope

I always bloody am.

But maybe this time will different with no HYDRA looming over me.

As the trees rolled by the window, houses soared past and fields flashed past I could feel someone's eyes on my back.

I stumbled toward the back of the carriage toward the toilet. I scanned the seats for anyone who was trying not to draw attention to themselves. I didn’t see anyone until I got to the door where I noticed a blond male sitting reading a newspaper while his flip phone sat on the table in front of him. That’s odd, I realized, knowing through missions that most people had things called smartphones not phones that flip anymore and most people don’t read physical newspaper anymore. So why was he? I questioned while closing the door to the carriage before heading to the toilet.

When I came back I decided to sit across from him, seeing as a man wearing a blue baseball cap with a weird beard and US air force jacket had taken my seat. So, I sat down across from him and pulled out my broken, old smartphone and began texting Ruby telling her the news that Katrina had died and begun listening to music. The man started looking at me and out the window so it didn’t look like he was staring at me. During this time I gave him barely any attention only enough to keep an eye on him, but I was focussing most of my attention on blocking all the tracking channels HYDRA could possibly use except for the one only know to me, Katrina and Ruby. While also trying to calm down Ruby because everyone sees her as heartless and emotionless like they do me but I know the truth. I always will. She’s my Best friend and will always be as she is the only other one left alive who knows what it’s like to be raised by HYDRA.

When I was finished protecting my location on my phone I started staring out the window, which was useful due to the fact it was a reflective surface. I watched the blond man text someone and as he placed his phone down the man who took my seat got a text looking my way through his sunglasses. The next stop was Paddington, where I had to get off so I gathered my bags and made sure everything was ready to go as soon as the train stopped at the station.

3 minutes that’s only one song till I can get out of here and maybe away from these two blundering idiots who are drawing more attention to themselves that Ruby and Katrina pulled when were went undercover in a school two years ago, and they were wearing HYDRA uniforms on the anti-bullying day. I noticed every little detail about their movements and body language. They were somehow affiliated with SHIELD and the person who destroyed my home 10 long years ago.

The breaks of the train started to slow it down before it entered the station. This is my chance, I told myself, to be finally free of HYDRA. The only question remaining was how was I going to get to Sokovia.

I stepped out of the train carefully checking for any tails, making sure the two men from the train hadn’t seen the way I went through the crowd, up toward the surface trying to get somewhere where I could see how to get to Sokovia and find my sister.

6 hours earlier…

Steve’s POV

“Why are we doing this again?” Sam asked as we sat down on the train to get ready for a mission Natasha had insisted we did.

“Because Natasha swears there’s a HYDRA base here that’s still operating and she swears she heard something on one of her old spy networks that someone was planning of escaping yesterday. She also thinks they had something to do with the red room. So we’re doing this mission to put her mind at rest,” I responded to Sam.

“So, this girl is a potential deadly assassin who could kill us without us noticing, and the highly trained Russian assassin couldn’t do this mission because…”

“Because if we have to enter the HYDRA base it’s going to be too similar to the red room for her to enter without having a panic attack.”

“OK, and we couldn’t bring Wanda why?”

“The girl… I actually don’t know.”

5 hour and 30 minutes later…

Sam’s POV

“I spot someone who meets the description, Steve. Long white hair, Olive eyes, 5’11, alive,” I stated through the comms.

“Great, but remember do not engage Sam, she can kill us in the blink of an eye our mission is to follow her and make sure she’s not going to kill anyone,” Steve told me in his Captain America voice.

Now…

Yulia’s POV

I started to speed walk toward the red and blue sign that read ‘Underground’, checking behind me in the window of the cafe on my right. They were still following me. I changed my plan. I turned right and walked up the stairs toward the channel, before turning left and walking toward the alleyway on the other side of the bridge. Hoping to trap them and ask them why the hell they were following me.

I reached the end of the alleyway hoping they weren’t the bad people I heard so much about on missions. I turned to face them.

“What do you want?” I yelled challengingly at them knowing they were nervous to walk down the alleyway behind me.

“We want to help you. You ran away from HYDRA, right? We just want to help you start a normal life.” The taller blonde one said stepping forward, while the shorter one looked at him like he was insane.

“Maybe I did maybe I didn’t. But if you really wanted to help you would know that that was exactly what they said to the adoption agency when I was 2. And why should I trust you? You’re American?” I asked trying to annoy them.

“Hey, young lady that’s one hell of an accusation towards the great people of America.” The shorter one spoke up. But as he finished both me and the blonde went eh. Maybe he wasn’t American. “I expected that from her but you Steve really.”

“You should trust us because we know Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton they sent us to get you,” the blond, Steve, said to me

“I despise Natalia, she is the reason for my experimentation, the reason HYDRA made me into the monster I am now. And as for your Clint Barton, I tried to kill him, several times. I only managed to deafen him, sadly. Anyway, I’m not in danger, I am the danger,” I say totally seriously.

“Steve, she’s insane,” The shorter man muttered to Steve but he ignored his friend.

“Would you rather have to sleep on the streets and starve or come with us, get warm and have some food, we can talk about it all then. Plus, if you come with us we can help protect you from HYDRA and your past,” Steve offered, thinking those were my only two options in this ultimatum.

“Where are you taking me?” I pressed record on my phone hoping to send this information to Ruby so she could rescue me from this nightmare.

“Paris,” Short man told me without a hint of emotion.

“Ohh fun,” I respond sarcastically, pressing send on the recording.

“What’s your name?” He asked he was terrified of me, brilliant.

“Which one? My HYDRA codename, my birth name, my nickname from my friends, or the one I was known to SHIELD as?” I responded genuinely interested in if I can fool them.

“All of them,” both of them responded simultaneously.

“In the same order: the angel of death, Yulia, Boo, HYDRA’s Child. I was one of their three children. But now there’s only two of us,” I stated a single tear forming due to the thought of my friend dead on the floor bleeding out that’s scarred into my brain for all eternity.

I shouldn’t have hoped she’d come with me.

I really should have learnt by this point; I’m wrong to hope.

I always am.

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Rewatching “Gotham” S4E21

*cue both of us with lots of yelling, reacting to frighting imagery, and just being done with everyone*

My sister watched it with me (as well as the other episodes left in my epic “Gotham” reaction series) so my comments will be in bold, and hers will be in regular font.  Author’s notes courtesy of me will be bolded and italicized. 

AN:   I managed to record our reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post. 

Sooo... to break your heart, Ecco is not in the rest of the episodes.

Noooooo...

But they [ the writers] explain like why she wasn’t there.  They kinda explain that they still wanted to go into the Jeremiah and Bruce story line and finish that.

Ohhhh OK.

They wanted to finish that before they got into the whole [Jeremiah and Ecco dynamic].  Plus, basically what they established is that Jeremiah just wanted her to get out of the way so that he could do his plan and he’s like “OK, then we’re gonna do some shit!”

Sounds fair.

And I’m like “OK!  You gotta look out for your boo first!”

‘Look out for your boo,’ I love it.

“Sources tell us Captain James Gordon was at the scene and is missing and feared dead.”  Nope!

“I [Lucius] just got off the phone with Search and Rescue. Whatever blew Jeremiah's bunker was catastrophic.”  *eyes widen in shock*

“I [Harvey] want CSIs out there pronto, and I want everyone looking for Jeremiah Valeska and Bruce Wayne.”  You don’t wanna go looking for him [Jeremiah].

*softly*  Nooooo don’t.

“Jim trusts him [Harvey], okay?  So everybody get back to work.”  Thank you, Harper!  MVP!

*Harvey finds Jeremiah waiting outside the precinct*  Oh shit!

Whaaa... how?!?  What was the time span between these two episodes?

I don’t know...

‘Cause you would think it’s immediate!

Oh I love his [Jeremiah’s] coat!

Uggh.  Look at the hat!  The glasses!

I love that entire look.

I like the natural lighting too for this scene

“JEREMIAH!  JEREMIAH!”  Jesus God, he turned them all into stormtroopers!

Ohhhh that’s a great shot [the wide shot of Jeremiah vs the GCPD]

What voice are you [Jeremiah] doing?

It sounds like he’s doing the Hannibal Lecter voice

It’s Hannibal Lecter and Andrew Scott’s Moriarty...

Except without the Irish accent

*mouths along with Jeremiah saying “boom, boom, boom”*

“Don't compare me [Jeremiah] to that short-sighted psychopath.”  Dude, we’ve met you for two months!

“I'm [Jeremiah] gonna create a new Gotham in my image.  But every artist needs a blank canvas, so all of this has to go.”  *leans back in frustration*  This is like Theo Galavan in S2!

“Then everyone who dies screaming, who watches their loved ones crushed before them, will have you to thank, Detective Bullock.”  *groans*

“Nobody has to die.”  SURE JAN!

*eyes widen in shock when Jeremiah blows up the clock tower*

Hoooly shit!

And that was just the opener!  We are in for some shit ahead!

“Me [Oswald]?  I’d rather live.”  *both chuckle*

Ah, I love Robin Lord Taylor.

“They ripped out my [Jongleur’s] fingernails.”  *both yell in horror for a second*

“Normally, I [Oswald] would keep both of them for myself.  But I find myself a bit short of the necessary manpower- or womanpower, if you will.”  I knew you were gonna say that and it’s lame...

“Hugo Strange can fix Butch.”  What I wanna know is where exactly is Strange operating now.

That’s a good question.

Because his ass is still alive.

I love how like sassy these two [Oswald and Barbara] are.  It’s like, I don’t like Barbara, but she’s got so much sass.

She and Oswald kinda deserve each other honestly.

I know.

They’re each other’s bitchy gay best friends.

Oh yeah.

“Holy Mother of God, Bruce Wayne.”  *gasps*

How the hell did he [Bruce] get out of the grave?

God, he [Bruce] is heartbroken!  Your boy is heartbroken!

“I’m [Harvey] so sick of that freaking family.”  *cackles*

That is a mood!  That is a huge mood!

“Wayne Enterprises built those bombs?!?”  *groans in frustration*

He didn’t know!

He didn’t know!

“Look, I [Harvey] know you [Bruce] feel guilty. But Jim Gordon was- is important to all of us.”  God, they’re both hurting!  So much!

“So go home.  Be with Alfred.  Be safe.”  *whines*  ALFRED ISN’T THERE!

I hate this so much

[INCOMING:  ALFRED]  Oh my God!

“Alfred, where have you been?”  “No, not Alfred.”  *leans back in chair*  SON OF A BITCH!

*groans in frustration*

“I [Jeremiah] hope you [Bruce] didn't catch a cold in my brother's grave.  I know those things aren't exactly designed for the living.”  *flips off screen with both hands*

Wait, did he [Jeremiah] just turn it off?  Did he turn the detonator off ‘cause he clicked it.  Or he just set off another bomb.

I thought it was just an intimidation tactic.  No, we would have heard a boom.

Oh.

We would have heard a boom if there was another bomb.

“Bruce, let’s get something straight.”  Where do you get your [Jeremiah’s] outfits?  That’s what I wanna know!

He was already a well dressed son of a bitch before.

I will raid your closet!

“[Jeremiah] You are insane!”  *holding head in hands*  I thought I was a Pisces...

*laughs*  That is the saddest way I’ve heard anyone deliver that line

“Tell the police and I'll know.  Just like I [Jeremiah] know that's where you [Bruce] are right now.”  How does he know?  Is there a spy...

I’d say he’s bluffing.

...on the inside?

*in unison after a good two seconds*  HERCULES MULLIGAN!

And he’s [Jim] aliiive!

Well duh!

Leeeeee!!!

God, Jim getting up is such a mood!

He [Jim] grabbed a syringe as a weapon.  He’s still konked out.

You are never going to deserve her [Lee], Jim.

“I'll [Jim] have to thank him [Ed] when I arrest him.”  You are really terrible at repaying people!

*Jim rips out the IV in his arm*  Don’t do thaaat!

Why did you do that?!?  Why do people always do that?

“In my jacket I [Jim] got those [plans] from Jeremiah's office.  They may give us some clue as to what he's planning.”  And you know what, those were hanging in the background in the previous episode.

Yep.

*Jim goes back to sleep*  That is the most graceful fall I’ve ever seen.

Selina!

“Bruce, I’m [Selina] gonna be here whenever you need me.”  Aaaawww!!

*laughs in pain knowing EXACTLY what happens at the end of this episode*

“He [Jeremiah] wants something out of me [Bruce].”  “Like what, to be your best friend?”  Yep.

Yeah, actually.

*both gasp and reel back in horror when the first image of Alfred’s torture pops up in the tunnel*

*both immediately hold hands*

“[Lee] You brought him [Jim] here because you thought it would give us leverage with the GCPD.”  “Yes.”  “By holding him hostage!”  *does a WTF shrug*

“This drawing is the key to Valeska's plan.  We solve it and we trade the information for clemency.”  How good is that gonna do you guys?

*shrugs*

“Or perhaps there’s something more going on.”  That’s a safe bet.

Oh my God...

“What happened between Jim and I is over.”  *groans in frustration*

“Ed, if this maniac levels half the city, it's gonna disrupt food distribution, water supply, power.  The people of the Narrows will suffer the most.  We can prevent that, while, at the same time, helping us out of this mess we're in.”  OK, yeah, I’m with Lee.

Yeah.

I’m with Lee.

Yeah, that’s a very good point.

“Do it for us.”  Don’t kiss him again.

Noooooo!!!

*Lee and Ed kiss*  I die a little bit inside every time that happens.

Lucius really is the best.

He is the best.

“But how do we find it? How do we find this brain [the core relay]?”  Foregone conclusion:  you guys don’t find it.

Ohh that’s a good shot [of Jeremiah walking into the building]!  That’s straight out of “Mask of the Phantasm!”

I love it.

*forms an imaginary box around Jeremiah*  A LOOK!  That is a look!

It really is.  With the red gloves!

“I envy you.”  You do noooot!  Shut up!

“Call our friend. Tell him to kill the butler. He’s no longer necessary.“  *shakes finger at screen*  MMM-MMMM!!

You better not!  I mean, I know they don’t, but you better not!

Oh my God, I’ve seen this scene!

“Oswald Cobblepot.  Barbara Kean.  In my stronghold.”  It’s less likely than you think!

“And is that my dear Jongleur with my core relay in his hand and a grenade taped to his mouth?”  Yes that is!

Holy crap, no, he’s [Oswald] like twirling the [bomb] wire!

Yeeeeppp.

A+ hat removal

“It seems you [Oswald] have the upper hand.”  OK, whenever somebody says that, immediately believe that you’re toast!

Those contacts [of Jeremiah’s] are just so unsettling.

They are.

*imitates the way Jeremiah is sitting*

I would like to know who dyed his [Jeremiah’s] hair.

*laughs when Jeremiah rolls his eyes whenever Barbara speaks* 

OK, how do they not realize they’re being had?  If somebody’s playing it that calm, immediately think something is bad.

“ Well, that and being vastly more intelligent.“  Yeah, he’s basically just telling them right there “Dude, what are you guys doing?”

Oh my God, Penguin, are you that dense?

He’s [Jeremiah] probably calling Ecco.  He’s like “Oh my God, can you believe this bullshit?!?”

*chuckles*

Ecco probably dyed his hair.  Headcanon.  There we go.

“We’re not just gonna hand this thing over and let him destroy Gotham, are we?”   “Of course not. Once we get the money, we kill Jeremiah and his people, give the core relay to the police, split the $50 million, and are hailed as the heroes of Gotham!”  WHY ARE YOU ADMITTING THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM [Jeremiah]?!?

I think that’s the boom mic.  It was a little too close.

They’re saying this right in front of Jeremiah!

I know!

“Can you believe it?  They put me on hold?”  His phone wasn’t even on the entire time.

*jaw drops when Jeremiah pulls out the bazooka*

WHAT THE SHIT-

*jaws drop when Jongleur gets blown up*

*softly*  WHAT THE F-

You realize you ruined your entire plan by destroying the core relay.

“ What’s insane about having a backup plan?  Something Jongleur never knew about.”  *imitates the way Jeremiah dramatically brushes himself off*  Oh I’m sorry, gotta brush myself off!

“And whose fault is it that I changed my mind?”  *grabs desk in shock*

I’m altering the deal.  Pray I don’t alter it any further.

“...kill these idiots.”  And he just RUNS!

*chuckles*

Look at ‘im, look at ‘im!  Nyoom!

Look at him go!

“Hello, Bruce.”  Hi asshole!

“ I imagine you’re wondering, why is Jeremiah doing this?”  *puts head on desk*  I’M DONE!

“My brother once said, “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.”  OK no, you don’t get to ape that- oh my God, they are literally doing the “Killing Joke” thing ‘cause he’s got all these things on the walls!

Aaauugghh!

*both put our hands on our heads in horror*

AAAHHHHH I HATE THIS EPISODE.  I HATE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH!

*Scarecrow starts breathing*  Jesus God...

*whines in shock behind hands*

“I’ve [Jeremiah] instructed Scarecrow to mix up something exceptional.”  Oh my God,another one?

*slaps hands on desk in horror*

“Your butler is going to show you the path ahead.”  *in unison*  Noooo!

Nooo, we’re not doing this!

Noooo!

He’s [Scarecrow] got the fear gauntlets on [from the Arkham games]!

*both instantly freak out when Alfred gets sprayed with the insanity gas*

“I [Ed] want to make one thing very clear. If Gotham becomes a rock pile, I mind zero percent.”  Pfftt.

“I’m only helping you [Jim] because I’m with Lee now.”  “Fine.  Whatever.”  *chuckles*

You’re full of shit, Nygma.

“ Ed, Jeremiah Valeska is threatening to destroy half the city. You really think I care if you’ve deluded yourself into thinking you and Lee are a couple? ”  EEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!  YES!!

The man has a point.

“[Jim] You don't believe that Lee could actually love me [Ed], do you?”  “Honestly? No.”  OH MY GOD, JIM!

“[Ed] You're a psychopath and a murderer.  And the fact that you need me [Jim] to validate your crazy fantasy means that you don't believe it either.”  *claps excitedly*  HOOOOOOOOO!!!

I don’t trust for a second that you [Ed] can carry on a relationship without hurting the woman involved!

“She’s with me in every way.”  Freeze him!  Put him in ice again!

Please, God.  He did less harm that way.

Can we get back to the topic at hand thank you!

“So you're saying that she [Lee] wouldn't be with a killer?  And yet she was with you [Jim].”  *sits back in frustration*  EEEEEDDDDD....

Noo, EEDDD... he’s saying Jim’s worse than him.

OK no...

*groans in frustration*

“Can we do this?”  *raises hands in air*  Thank you.

*Ed figures out the diagram*  It’s a skyline.

Damn...

“Jeremiah lived his entire life in a maze. Now he's trying to remake the city into the place he feels most safe.”  “It's actually rather elegant.”  Jeremiah’s more of a Riddler than the actual Riddler.

*shrugs*

*shrugs*  Yeah...

“Lee and I have some legal knots we need untangled.  Before we spend the rest of our lives together.”  I’m so done.

Screw you, Eddie!

I’m so done with you!

Now I’m reminded why I didn’t like you!

I liked him in the first half of S4, now it’s just like “Ugh.”

*cheers when Jim knocks out Ed*

THANK YOU!  Thank you for that!  I would have done it myself!

*gasps when the show cuts back to Barbara and Co. taking out the rest of Jeremiah’s goons*

Ugh, you [Oswald] are so boned...

*claps hands with each word*  LET!  US!  MOVE!

“IS THIS OSWALD?!?”  *chuckles*

*chuckles when Harvey abruptly hangs up on Oswald*

*Jim walks back in*  Eeeyyy!

There he is!

*smiles when Harvey hugs the crap out of Jim*

“But what matters is, I have the locations of every bomb Jeremiah planted.”  Oh he wrote them down!

Auugghh, Jim, when you’re awesome, you’re awesome, and when you suck, you suck.

*sighs*  Yeah...

I’m gonna hate this very much...

Ohhhh fear gas!

Ohhhhhhhh, screw that noise.

*gasps when Scarecrow walks up behind Selina*

Aaand that’s him.

OH HE’S GOT A SCYTHE HOLY SHIT 

He’s got a scythe...

LOOK AT HIM, HE’S SO COOL!

“I [Scarecrow] think our little experiment is about to get much more interesting.”  Oh nononononono...

*Selina starts beating up goons*  Oh, go, go, go, go!

“I [Harvey] need this, Jim.”  Let him take it.

Ugghh, c’mon guys!

God, Scarecrow looks so cool...

*both freak out when Scarecrow starts swinging his scythe at Selina*

They’re pumping the hallway that Bruce is in with that [fear gas]!

*shakily*  Yeah...

So he’s actually seeing a bunch of stuff that isn’t happening.

Yeee-eepp.

*covers hands in horror when we see more of Alfred’s torture*

This is like a Nine Inch Nails music video!

It kinda does...

Jesus Christ...

*both reel back in horror*

“Alfred?”  Oh no, did they- noooo....

*puts hands on head in shock*

Noo they didn’t!

*both yell in horror when Fake Alfred gives himself a Glasgow smile*

It’s just fear gas!

It’s fear gas!  It’s fake!

It’s fear gas...

It’s fake, it’s fake, it’s fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake!

*shakes hands in worry*  Oh God...

I DON’T LIKE THIS EPISODE AT AAALLL!!

*sighs*  I’m with you there...

*gasps when Fake Alfred slices Bruce’s sweater with the knife*

Oh my God, no...

Where the heck are they?!?

I don’t know...

*Selina finds someone locked behind a door*  Is that where Alfred is?

“Brucey... give me a smile!”  *jaw drops in horror*

Noo...

Nononononono...

Aaahhhh...

*both cover our mouths in horror when Fake Alfred gets shot and goes over the balcony*

“Scarecrow was just pumping his fear gas in here.”  *keels over*  I’m done, you guys!

*both keel over in exhaustion when Alfred appears*

That wasn’t him...

“Look, I’m fine.  it’s me.  It’s Alfred.”  *sing songs*  Huuuugggg him noooooww!

Please...

Aahhhhh....

“Alfred?”  Give this boy a hug, pleeeasseee...

Aaahhhh....

I’ve seen this before, but I’m so worn out... I’m so worn out by this episode...

*sighs*  That’s understandable...

We have 11 minutes to go... then we have the finale.

“I [Harvey]  don't know what it's [the bomb] supposed to look like, but I think it is exactly what I'm staring at.”  Disable it.

Could only wonder how stable that thing [the bomb] is.

*Jeremiah enters the room*  Hooo... that is such a sharp suit...

*snorts in hilarity at Jeremiah’s little smirk of approval that he gives his followers*

“No, wait, Harvey, one of the breakers could be the supercharge fail-safe. Whatever you do, do not touch that one.”  *raises hands in WTF manner*

Well, which one?!?

Vertigo shot....

Yeeeeeepppp....

“This is a message to the followers of Jeremiah Valeska. Jeremiah claims to have killed me [Jim]. Well, bad news, I’m alive.“  *leans back*  Hooooooo...

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Whooooo....

“So, just know you’re worshipping a fraud. A pale imitation of Jerome.“  *jaw drops in shock*

“You did your worst, Jeremiah, and I’m still here.”  Hooooooooooo!!!

Jim almost died and he’s so done with everything.  Drag them!

Oh my God, this is gonna be so great.

*Harvey pulls out one of the breakers*  He did it!  Please tell me he did it!

*both laugh in relief when Harvey realizes he saved the day*

He did it!  YA DID IT, HARVEY!

*Jeremiah realizes he done effed up*  Oh schnap.

"SHUT UUUUUUPPPPPPP!”  *gasps*

...Shit.

*jaw drops open and covers mouth in shock when Jeremiah starts to laugh to himself*

*under her breath*  What the...

He [Jeremiah] just spit on that word [’fickleness’]

*shakily*  This music is also very good...

*chuckles*  [And he] Runs!

Oh, this is where he- yeeeeeeppp.

*jaw drops when Jeremiah purges his followers*

“Perhaps the outcome was not what we had hoped, - but it was worth the risk.”  Everyone’s like “Oswald, shut up.”

Seriously though...

“Let’s go, Butch.”  “Nope.”  *raises hands in air*  Thank you!

“.Ever since we [Oswald and Butch] teamed up, everything's gone to crap.”  He’s not wrong...

“Except I [Oswald] do know where Strange is.”  You’ve held out on this the entire time?!?

“And how exactly do we pay him [Strange]?!?”  ���I [Tabitha] can be very persuasive.”  *sighs*

Stab him.

I think that’s a... desanctified church that he’s [Jeremiah] in

Could very well be, yeah...

Oh, he’s [Jeremiah] using an old map...

Yep.

“I [Ra’s] had a vision.  Of Gotham in flames.”  *sits back in seat*  I’m done...

Who the hell...

“Together, we can make that happen.”  Ohhhhh....

“Well, I [Jeremiah] appreciate the offer, but recent events have convinced me of the benefits of working alone.”  You have a girlfriend.

Go to hell, Ra’s!

Just so you know, Jeremiah, you’re holding your gun way off.  His arms are like super close to him; they should be fully extended when he holds the gun.  Dude!

AN:  His hair? WACK!  His gear?  WACK!  His jewelry?  WACK!  His foot stance?  WACK!  The way that he talks?  WACK!  The way hat he doesn't even like to smile?  WACK! 

“Because, my boy, all this is not just about Gotham.”  You are so full of shit, Ra’s.

‘Course it’s not...

“This is about Bruce Wayne.”  Because everything in this GODDAMN SHOW IS ABOUT Bruce Wayne!

Gaaaahhhhhh...

“[Lee] Leave Gotham.  Start a new life somewhere else.”  A day late and a dollar short, Jim.

Wait, leave Gotham?  The evacuation’s still going.

“But whatever happens after I [Jim] walk out that door, I care about you [Lee].  And I always will.”  *puts hand to chest*

And the actors are married and you can teeeell!

God dang it, I hate this.

FRICKINNNNN’-

Go away, Ed!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO... go away...

Mr.  Nygma, I formally invite you to eat from the bag of infinite dicks.

“Give it up for Harvey Bullock.”  Yaaayyy!  Yes, cheer for this man!

*both clap for Harvey*

After all the shit he’s had to put up with!

“Well, I'm [Alfred] gonna take a very long and a very hot shower.”  Yes!

*leans all the way back in seat, thinking about the ending*

Are you OK?

No, I’m nooottt...

*Selina props her legs up on Bruce*  Aaawww!

Oh oh oh oh...

Kiss.  Kiss.  Kiss.

*both start chanting “KISS” then cheer once Bruce kisses Selina*

Ohhhh man... they’re just ticking all the boxes for “How Do We Comfort the Audience After All the Shit They Just Saw?”

*laughs in pain knowing what happens next*

“Why do you [Bruce] think he's [Jeremiah] so obsessed with you?”  Some shit!

*both laugh*

God, this was grueling!

*both yell when Jeremiah strolls in*

*both yell in horror when Jeremiah shoots Selina*

YOOOUUU- NO, NONONONO!

She’s fine though!  She’s fine, because she has the um, the nine lives!  [Selina] You’re good!  You’re good, honey!

*Alfred beats the crap out of Jeremiah*  Gooo Alfred, gooo!

BEAT.  HIS.  ASS!

Go Alfred go Alfred go Alfred-

Please, c’mon!  C’mon!

*both sigh in frustration when the episode ends*

[Expletive]... this... episode...

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Seijou vs. Shiratorizawa match headcanons

GOSH I WANT TO SEE THEM PLAY SO BADLY THAT SOMETIMES IT’S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT SO HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON WHAT THEIR GAMES WOULD BE LIKE: 

Every time they play each other, it’s down to the wire. Full sets, the score goes back and forth with each point scored. Even if one team goes on a bit of a streak, it’s immediately matched by the other. 

Oikawa’s serves are on. point. during this match. Every single one of them is fueled by his pinpointed resentment of Ushiwaka. There is absolutely none of his usual flash and flair, every serve is pure power. He’s not aiming for placement, or to throw off stz’s balance…each and every serve is meant to slam against the floor of the other side of the court as a no-touch ace

because of this, Iwaizumi is constantly having to warn the first years in the front row to cover the back of their head with their hands (the other third years have learned the hard way over the years in matches against stz that oikawa does not Fuck Around and if his serve doesnt reach the other side of the net its most definitely hittting your skull at 100 or so mph)

Iwaizumi is also extremely focused and driven during this match, somehow even more so than usual. Remember the “let me finish this” Iwaizumi? That's him every second of every set of this game. He and his partner have worked themselves too hard for too long to let any touch on the ball go to waste

We all know how much the rest of the team absolutely loves this version of iwa, so basically the whole game is a big ol’ thirst trap for his teammates. Before the game mattsun and makki have to find a quiet corner and psych each other up in order to get through it. “NO excessive cheering after his points, ok?” “Yeah, yeah….and I give you permission to smack me if you catch me staring” “oh, Gladly. BLOCK OUT THE THIRST ON THREE… ONE, TWO…”

Goshiki is especially enamored with Iwaizumi. He’s a…different kind of ace than Ushijima; his pride is less stoic…. more visceral. It oozes from him vocally and physically and Goshiki hopes that maybe one day he can combine the power of Ushijima and the spirit of Iwaizumi into the type of ace he will one day become

On the topic of Goshiki….I’m sure that seijou LOVES to poke fun at the over-zealous bowlcut kid. They call out his plays: “Bowlcut going in for the straight!!” and Yahaba sits and seeths every time Goshiki gets an especially tight straight in: “tch. stupid first year. stupid haircut. who even willingly gets that done in high school??”  

under his breath Kyoutani mutters a gruff “you’re one to talk cream puff”

TENDOU HAS A FUCKING FIELD DAY WHEN THEY PLAY EACH OTHER. He’s had three years to build up all his provocation material and bOY does he put it to use:

he’s got a bunch of those weird little songs he sings that are specially made for seijou. There’s one about just how many people on seijou are backup setters. There’s one dedicated to Makki and Makki alone where he literally just sings Makki’s name over and over while he does his shimmying dance. There’s one about Oikawa's quest to bring down stz a least once: “tick, tock your time’s running out Oikawa~kun”, he singsongs through the net during the last set when it’s down to the wire (since you KNOW Tendou is a shady bitch who finds shit like that out even if he didn’t know Oikawa before high school, probably through Shirabu).

really picks on Kindaichi, since the first year is basically asking to be messed with. “Olololololo?? You thought your slow attack was going to work against ~ me?? Silly turnip head…”

ever since I saw that one official art, I can’t help but think that Tendou definitely tries to distract Mattsun by asking him on dates frequently during the match. Maybe even calls him by his given name to throw him off even more. “ohh, Issei, that was a stunning attempt at narrowing our future ace’s course…you know, you and me should go get ramen after this~”

This also works to get Makki riled up from time to time. After a particularly impactful score against Tendou, all of his normal cheer/goofiness is gone as he quietly grunts through gritted teeth, “don’t you DARE fuck with MY man.”

At first, Shirabu is incredibly overwhelmed by Oikawa—his speed and power are breathtaking— and the first time he plays in an actual game against him Shirabu messes up more than a couple tosses due to this intimidation. Fear soon grows to an annoyance with Oikawa’s flashiness (and in Shirabu’s opinion, refusal to heed attention to the ace) however, and the two CONTINUALLY butt heads across the net, sharing seething glares and biting taunts. 

Oikawa, by the way, pulls TONS of setter dumps/hits during this game, especially towards the end when he starts to get desperate to pull ahead. He feels like he has to carry the weight of the whole team himself, and starts to lose any shred of composure and rationality that he normally operates with. It takes a good slap to the back or punch to the arm, and a whisper of “it takes all six” from Iwaizumi to bring him back.

I feel like despite all of the tension between the two teams, Iwaizumi really gets along well with Reon. For whatever reason, the two have each other’s numbers and text about cool movies coming out and compare notes on how to wrangle their teams (#vicecaptainsquad)

In order to deal with the threat of Goshiki’s straights, Mattsun suggests that they adopt a similar technique to how they dealt with Hinata. So, they move their block farther out in order to force Goshiki to hit crosses. Although he definitely still gets some in (since those super straights are his specialty), Goshiki has to really work hard to find openings in the court to hit his crosses into. 

TENDOU AND KYOUTANI ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH OK. They both have such a strange and hyper-aggressive approach to the game that I think that they would be extremely in-tune to the other’s movements*. 

This means that Tendou is always there when Kyoutani is going up for a spike, no matter the insane speed or wild angle, and sees right through any fake attacks Kyoutani might try to pull.

It takes a while at first, since he’s used to just absolutely barreling through any block (you can’t do this with Tendou, he’ll just adjust his arms to make the block even stronger), but Kyoutani eventually learns to change the angle of his wrist right at the last second to get around Tendou. It takes a lot of convincing from Iwaizumi to get him to do this. 

At the end of every game, every loss to Shiratorizawa, as soon as the customary handshaking is done, Oikawa breaks. This isn’t the pain of a kouhai finally besting him, this goes back farther. This is deeper. This is never getting to prove himself against his greatest competitor, never getting to show the growth of himself and his team, never getting to stand on the national stage. As soon as he turns away from his handshake with Ushijima, tears of frustration, anger, disappointment, and just plain sadness well up in his eyes 

Iwaizumi fights back his own tears as he grabs Oikawa by the shoulders and forces him towards the locker rooms. Makki and Mattsun flank the pair, Makki resting a hand on Oikawa’s shoulder, and Mattsun one on Iwaizumi’s, trying to block the other team out of view. They know that their captain isn’t a sore loser or a bad sport, but they also know that Oikawa might say something he regrets later if given the chance to interact for longer than whats necessary with stz. 

Once they reach the locker rooms, the three boys let Oikawa go. He immediately turns to the wall and punches the lockers once, hard enough to bruise the knuckles. He sits down, takes a shaking breath and tries to compose himself before the rest of the team comes in. The three others do their best to try and comfort Oikawa. Mattsun plops down next to him and slings his arm around Oikawa’s shoulders to pull him in close. Makki’s already ran to the trainer to grab ice for Oikawa’s knee and most likely sore wrists. Iwaizumi meanwhile has crouched down to Oikawa’s eye level, quietly speaking encouragements and plans to get right back to work so they can take Shiratorzawa down next time. 

*I realize that Kyoutani wasn’t a starting member/wasn’t on the team when seijou and stz would have played each other, so he and Tendou never actually played against each other but HYPOTHETICALLY….

For @azuumane-asaahi :))

#that took me FOREVER but I had a lot of thoughts asjfljalsjag #seijou #shiratorizawa #aobajousai #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanon #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #ushijima wakatoshi #tendou satori #shirabu kenjirou #goshiki tsutomu #yahaba shigeru #kyoutani kentarou #oohira reon #iwaoi

[nerdgirl1235]

Different Universe/  Captain Cold

Requested by @helloanimelover  Thank you for the request I had fun writing it.

(Y/N) sat down at the dinner table with a computer and a bowl of cereal, watching old episodes of Flash. “Man I wish I could be in that world.” (Y/N) said joking before finishing the cereal and going to bed.

(Y/N) woke up hearing sirens and was in an alley. “What the hell?” (Y/N) said confused before running into the street. The air was cold and it was raining (Y/N) was still in a t-shirt and shorts, which were soaked. “Hello.” (Y/N) yelled trying to find someone. (Y/N) looked around not knowing where her/himself was at. “Someone help.” (Y/N) said before seeing someone.

“Hello, please help me.” (Y/N) said running up to the person. “Sir, where am I.” (Y/N) said before looking at the man. “Central City, sweetheart.” The man said as (Y/N) got a good look at the man. “Leonard Snart.” (Y/N) said getting so confused. “How do you know my name.” Leonard said grabbing (Y/N).

“Y-You are a fictional character.” (Y/N) said looking at Leonard in the eyes. “What.” Leonard said confused. “I don’t know. I was going to bed, passed out and woke up in the middle of some alley.” (Y/N) said. “Help me please.” (Y/N) said before sirens came closer to them.

“Let’s go.” Leonard said grabbing (Y/N)’s arm before pulling (Y/N) into a car and driving into STAR labs. “Where are we going.” (Y/N) said to Leonard. “I know some people that can help you.” Leonard said before pulling behind the STAR labs building.

“Leonard, where are we?” (Y/N) questioned as Leonard pulled her out of the car. “Are you going to kill me.” (Y/N) said scared trying to get away from Leonard. “Sweetheart, I don’t even know your name. I know people that will help so keep walking.” Leonard said pulling (Y/N) into the building.

“My name is (Y/N).” (Y/N) said.

(Y/N) looked around to see that they were in STAR labs. “What.” (Y/N) said before seeing Cortex. “Leonard, what are you doing here.” (Y/N) heard someone say as (Y/N) looked to see Barry. “How are you people, where the hell am I.” (Y/N) said freaking out before (Y/N) saw Caitlin and Cisco. “Leonard, what did you do.” Barry said before walking over to (Y/N).

“Back off Barry.” (Y/N) said stepping away from both of the men. “I want answers now.” (Y/N) said. “I’m going insane.” (Y/N) said before Leonard grabbed (Y/N). “You are not going insane (Y/N).” Leonard said as (Y/N) looked at Barry. “I hope to god I am right about this.” (Y/N) said to oneself. “Okay, what earth is this.” (Y/N) asked Barry. “Earth 1.” Barry said as (Y/N) looked up.

“Holy cow. Okay listen I am not from your Earth and I have no clue how to get back to mine.” (Y/N) said looking at everyone. “Ohh honey.” Caitlin said to (Y/N) before walking over to (Y/N). “Let’s get some clean clothes on you before you tell us what happened.” Caitlin said as (Y/N) nodded before going with Caitlin.

(Y/N) got a shower and clean clothes before getting with Barry, Caitlin, Cisco, and Leonard. “So (Y/N) what happened exactly.” Cisco asked (Y/N). “I don’t know. I went to bed and I woke up in an alley before I found Leonard.” (Y/N) said. “How do you know us.” Barry said.

“Well on my earth, you are guys are fictional characters in a TV show.” (Y/N) said looking down. “What.” Cisco said. “I know it’s confusing, I am so confused too. “ (Y/N) said. After talking (Y/N) convicted Barry and Cisco to help (Y/N), get back to (Y/N)’s earth.

“I can’t find it.” Cisco said to (Y/N). “What.” (Y/N) said confused and upset. “It’s like your earth never existed.” Cisco said as (Y/N) got up from the chair (Y/N) was in before leaving. “(Y/N).” Leonard said stopping (Y/N).

“If my earth never existed, how am I here. What happened to my parents or my” (Y/N) asked Leonard. “I don’t know but I promise you, I will help you.” Leonard said. “But you are cold.” (Y/N) said quietly as Leonard looked at (Y/N) in the eyes. “I know but I will change for you.” Leonard said before (Y/N) hugged him.

Two months later

“Leonard.” (Y/N) said walking into the apartment Leonard and (Y/N) got about a month ago. “Yes.” Leonard said. “Cisco called me.” (Y/N) said sitting down on the couch. “What did he want.” Leonard asked. “He found my earth.” (Y/N) said looking down at the ground.

Leonard sat on the couch next to (Y/N). “Are you going back?” He asked (Y/N). “I don’t know, I actually love it here but I miss my family.” (Y/N) said looking at Leonard. “I understand.” Leonard said before standing up. “What if I stayed.” (Y/N) said as Leonard looked at (Y/N).

“What.” Leonard said. “What if I stayed, faked my death on my earth and stayed here with you.” (Y/N) said to Leonard. “Why would you do that, you have a great life back on your earth.” Leonard said as (Y/N) got up.

“It doesn’t have you though.” (Y/N) said quietly that Leonard missed the you part. “What does it not have.” He asked (Y/N). “Certain people.” (Y/N) said. “Like who.” Leonard said. “YOU.” (Y/N) yelled.

Leonard looked at (Y/N) before pulling (Y/N) into a hug. “I want to say.” (Y/N) said. “I want you to stay, since that night I found you, you made changed me in a good way and these past two months have been the best months I have ever had.” Leonard said before making (Y/N) look him in the eyes.

“I’m want to stay.” (Y/N) said. “Then stay.” Leonard said before smiling and kissing (Y/N). (Y/N) kissed back smiling into the kiss. (Y/N) pulled away from the kiss and looked Leonard in the eyes. “I am so glad you came to this earth.” Leonard said as (Y/N) nodded and smiled.

Thank you for reading, please heart, and request a one-shot if you liked it. -Nerdgirl1235

#captain cold #captian cold x reader #theflash #barry allen #the flash x reader #barry allen x reader #cisco ramon #cisco ramon x reader #legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow x reader #cold #kiss #cute #different universe #leonard snart #leonard snart x reader

[shadowmelter]

Undyne/Alphys [Body Swap]

So here is a fluffy Undyne/Alphys body swap story for that drabble challenge thing! I hope you like it~ 

Alphys’ hands shook as she slowly carried an extremely volatile chemical of her own creation through the lab towards her workstation. She was carrying the vial of bubbling purple liquid using a set of tongs and while wearing heavy-duty gloves that she only wore when handling particularly dangerous substances. With her lab coat bound tightly around her and her goggles strapped over her glasses, she quietly and carefully made her way towards the open flame at her workstation she was planning on using to heat the vial.

Sweat dripped down her scaly forehead as she grew close to the flickering fire. She had no idea what would happen if she messed this up, but she knew it wouldn’t be pretty. This vial contained some highly condensed magic that could act unpredictably when disturbed in the wrong way. Not a single mistake could be made or else she might just get turned into an actual trashcan.

Almost there…. Almost there! She chanted in her mind as she inched closer and closer to her goal. I’m so close, just another inch or two and-

Alphys suddenly felt arms wrap around her midsection as a familiar voice shouted from behind her, “SURPRISE ATTACK, NERD!”

She let out a surprised squawk as she was then involuntarily hoisted into the air and spun around in a big circle.

“Undyne, n-no!” she cried as she lost her grip on both the tongs and the vial. Horrified, she watched in what felt like slow motion as the vial fell and shattered on the ground at their feet. When Undyne heard the glass break, she stopped spinning. The mighty fish woman was just about to open her mouth to apologize to her girlfriend when the spilled contents of the vial exploded with a loud bang, sending up a thick purple gas cloud up into the air that enveloped the both of them.

When the rolling purple clouds finally subsided, the two of them were left coughing. Undyne, who had no protective eyewear, swore loudly and rubbed her eyes with her fists.

“Holy shit, what was that?” she asked, trying to blink away the particles that got in eyes.

“That was an important experiment that you just ruined!” Alphys said in an angry huff as she pulled herself from Undyne’s arms.

“Woah,” Undyne said while holding up her hands in surrender. “Sorry Alphys, I didn’t realize...”

“We could have died,” Alphys gasped before rounding on her girlfriend and pointing a claw up at her. “You could have been turned into fish sticks!”  

“Aww, would you still love me if I got turned into fish sticks?” Undyne asked with a wink and a toothy smile.

“I… I uh… yes,” Alphys admitted, dropping her arm back down to her side.

“Okay, well since I’m NOT fish sticks, let’s go and watch some fuckin’ anime, ya cutie patootie!”

Alphys found herself getting lifted once again up into the air by her girlfriend’s strong arms. She was then carried bridal style up the stairs toward her room, too flustered by Undyne’s buff arms around her to utter any kind of protest.

…

*BEEP BEEP BEEP!*

Alphys buried herself deeper into her bedsheets as she swatted at her alarm clock, groaning, “Nooo…. Just five more minutes, please?”  Her hand flailed wildly until finally she slammed it right down on her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie alarm clock, which promptly exploded, sending plastic and metal flying all over the room.

Her eyes shot wide open in surprise. “Wh… what the heck?”

She stared at the completely destroyed alarm clock before looking down at her own hands in amazement.

But they weren’t her hands.

Her hands were yellow, cute and pudgy. The hands she was currently gawking at were a blue, clawed and appeared to have a slight bit of webbing between the fingers. She knew exactly who these hands belonged to.

“UNDYNE!” she cried, throwing off her covers as she looked frantically for her girlfriend, who was nowhere to be seen. She defiantly stayed over last night, she was sure of it!

Oh Merciful Angel, she was somehow inhabiting Undyne’s body… did that mean Undyne was in her body!? She didn’t even need to ask herself how this happened. She knew it had to have been the dropped condense magic from yesterday doing something freaky. Shoot! She knew something terrible would happen… but this? This was insane!

Alphys tried getting up, but these long bendy legs made her unsteady on her feet.

When she finally did manage to get up and take a few steps, she shook with fear.

“Ooh my gosh,” she muttered as she swayed back and forth. “I’m so high off the g-g-ground! How does Undyne even LIVE like this?”

She made her way out of the room, calling Undyne’s name and getting no response in return.

As she walked down the hall, she began to hear… singing… singing coming from the bathroom? She made her way over to the door, using the wall to keep herself steady as she walked. Yes… yes, she could definitely hear a voice singing from within the room.

Being careful not to just rip the door off its hinges with Undyne’s super strength, she turned the knob gently and let it swing wide open.

Her jaw immediately dropped.

“My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.”

Standing in front of the mirror stark naked staring at herself was most certainly Undyne, who had obviously been swapped into her small lizard body! Alphys screamed internally as Undyne was currently busy pushing together HER very naked yellow boobs and jiggling them around while singing that mortifying song!

Alphys’ blue fish face instantly turned red and she screeched, “UNDYNEEEE, OH MY GAWWWWD!”

Undyne stopped messing with her boobs and turned around with a bright smile on her scaly lizard face. “Woah, so you got swapped with me? That’s so rad!” she exclaimed brightly as she ran a circle around Alphys, looking her up and down.

“U-Undyne, it’s not rad! I… ohh gosh, why are y-you naked?” she stammered, covering her eyes with her hands.

Undyne stopped and frowned for a moment before smiling even wider. “Well shit, if I was gonna be trapped in your hot body, you better believe I’m gonna be checking it out every chance I get!”

Alphys, Without a second thought, scooped Undyne up into her arms, and began carrying her back to the bedroom.

“Hey, let me go!” Undyne protested, wiggling to no avail under her arm.

It was Alphys’ turn to smile. Her jagged grin stretched from gill to gill. “It s-seems the tables have certainly tu-turned haven’t they?”  Undyne just pouted at that and let Alphys carry her back to their room.

Once within the bedroom, Alphys then dumped Undyne onto the ground before flopping onto the bed with a groan.

“What are we gonna doooo..? I can’t be stuck in your body forever, Undyne!” she cried.

“Ugh, I know! I can’t be Captain of the Royal Guard with these stubby legs! Uh, no offence of course, they look smokin’ on you,” Undyne added quickly before scurrying up onto the bed so she could sit right next to her now very tall lover.

“C-can you at least put on some clothes?” Alphys pleaded, once again covering her face with her hands in mortification.

“UHhh… heck no! I got such a flat chest normally; it’s awesome to finally have something to really play with!” Undyne once again pressed her hands against her boobs and jiggled them some more, casting a cattish smirk in Alphys’ direction.

Alphys just groaned.

“Hey,” the yellow lizard whispered with a sly smile on her face. “Why don’t we make the best of this? I’m sure this is just some mumbo-jumbo magic that will wear off with time, so let’s enjoy it while we can.”

“Uh, what are you talking about?” Alphys asked slowly.

Alphys jumped slightly when Undyne suddenly straddled her with a curious look on her face. It…. it was incredibly strange to be staring up at yourself like this. Very surreal. Undyne had her face… her n-naked body… she even had her glasses. But it wasn’t her because she was trapped in Undyne’s body!

“Kiss me.”

“What!?!” Alphys squeaked.

“Aw, come on, Alphys. I wanna see if I’m just as good kisser in this body as I was in my body.”

“I can a-a-assure you that y-you are indeed a good kisser, no matter what!” Alphys’ face felt like it was burning with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.  “N-no need to… um...” Alphys’ thoughts were stopped in her tracks as Undyne leaned forward and pressed her mouth lightly against hers.

Alphys was sure her soul left her mortal body. Her head fell back against the pillow as her brain went into overdrive.

Undyne pulled back and frowned slightly as she observed her girlfriend red hot blush across her fishy scales. “Uh… are you okay?” she asked, tapping Alphys’ head with her claw. “Did you just pass out!?”

“Alphys is a-away from her phone right now, please l-leave a message after the beep,” the dazed fish lady murmured.

Undyne snorted and kissed Alphys’ forehead. “You’re too damn cute even in my body ya nerd.”

Another coy smirk crossed Undyne’s yellow lizard face as she slid her hands under Alphys’ shirt and said, “Now show me your boobs.”

“UNDYNE!!!”

#undertale #undyne #alphys #undyne/alphys #drabble challenge #probably slightly longer than what could be considered a drabble lol #fluff #my fanfiction

[hongbubs]

@cinnamonsnow sent me an ask thing so prepare for a loooong Haikyuu (AsaDai and Yamaguchi) rant

AKA OHH BOYYYY BUCKLE UP DDDDDDD:

001 -AsaDai

When I started shipping it if I did: Like how many episodes did it take for Asahi to appear? That’s when :D

My thoughts: HAPPY HAPPY FEELINGZ ALL AROUND T.T I ship this ship to the ends of the world and back and it’s both my second favorite pairing for Daichi and Asahi. Because my first favorite pairing for BOTH Daichi and Asahi is AsaDaiSuga and I would die for all of these boys.

What makes me happy about them: That they exist??? Okay, so basically I love how insanely and completely Daichi trusts Asahi and how much he relies on him. Like how there seems to be 0 doubts in his head about Asahi backing him up and holding his ground in his stead and of course we mostly see that during games, but since this is a sports anime games are pretty good parallels for their everyday relationship. Asahi is a safety net for Daichi and when at the beginning he was trying so hard to get him to come back, I believe that was as much for himself as it was for the team - like for Daichi to function as well as a captain as he does, he needs to know that Asahi is there having his back, mentally and sometimes physically. Re: when he had to leave bc of his injury. Daichi puts on the bravest and strongest and most driven front for his team but we know that sometimes hes afraid and has doubts and I believe Asahi is amongst the few that are aware of that and are able to give some strength back to him.

As for Asahi, well, it goes without saying that when you are constantly viewed as one thing while being totally different (re: big scary guy vs actual baby kitten), when you constantly doubt yourself and try your damned hardest to overcome those doubts and fears, having someone trusting you and treasuring you unconditionally can save your life. I believe that Daichi loving and cherishing Asahi (either as just a friend or a lover) is a constant source of confidence and willpower for him, especially since he clearly looks up to Daichi in a way. (As does everyone and rightfully so).

TL;DR: It makes me happier than anything how SUPPORTIVE they are for each other, how much they can mutually rely on each other and overall how everything in their relationship seems to be built on mutual and unquestioned trust and love and respect, which in turn makes them both stronger as individuals.

What makes me sad about them: I’ve seen in mentioned multiple times that Daichi goes to Tokyo and Asahi doesn’t?!?!? And I don’t want them to separate?!?! :((((((((  Also the lack of AsaDai random interaction content : DDD

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: THE FACT THAT THE TAG HAS ABOUT 50 FICS?!? Like honestly I’m not gonna get annoyed because characterisation is the freedom of the artist, but I personally don’t enjoy reading about Asahi as this fragile and shy and insecure quasi-princess character. Sure he is mentally fragile sometimes and he gets shy and insecure sometimes, but he is also a strong-minded person, an ace of all positions, and he fights to overcome his fear of challenge and failure so hard. Don’t erase that part of him. Similarly, I don’t really like overconfident and insensitive Daichi either.

Things I look for in fanfic: basically existence? Xd mutual support and love and lots of caring for each other and just silly boys in love :D but then again I look for that in all fics soooo yeah.

Who I’d be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other: basically all 4 of the 3rd years (so them and Sugawara and Shimizu) I’d love and support and cherish if they ended up together in any pairing. Other than that I haven’t given it much thought yet I guess? I just want them to be happy T.T

My happily ever after for them: I want Daichi to eventually get a job where he can keep on being a leader/teacher, maybe even a coach later, and before that, play in a uni team for a while maybe too… but I guess I can’t see either of them as Big City Men running around with briefcases. Maybe join one of those neighborhood volleyball teams together for fun… I’d love for Asahi to have his own little something, like a flower shop or a little craft store something equally pretty and cheesy, and Daichi helps out when he’s not coaching/teaching and its the ultimate soothing bliss for him, just arranging bouquets with Asahi, not really talking just being together, enjoying the quiet and the flowers and the company… and living like that until they’re both 200….

Who is the big spoon/little spoon: generally Daichi is the big spoon because even though Asahi is bigger, Daichi is just one of those people BORN TO BE the big spoon. Perfect husband spoon material… but then there would of course be times when he’d just curl up and let Asahi envelope him in warmth and safety and peace.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity: lots of outdoor activities, like hiking and biking and camping? Things where you don’t have to talk a lot to enjoy it, but if you want to, you can have the deepest/ most open conversations without feeling embarrassed. They’d go on these 1 night camping trips, hike somewhere with their stuff on their backs, discover little hidden streams or views from mountaintop, collect wood, build a little fire in front of the tent, watch the stars, talk about memories and future plans, dreams and fears, without having to feel awkward about being honest and vulnerable.

002 - Yamaguchi Tadashi

How I feel about this character: I WILL PROTECT AND LOVE HIM UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND THEN MY GHOST WILL FLOAT AROUND WHISPERING INTO PEOPLE’S EARS: LOVE YAMAGUCHI

All the people I ship romantically with this character: There isn’t actually that many… YamaYachi is super sweet and lovely, and TsukkiYama is also sweet in its own extremely codependent and childish way :)) I haven’t honestly seen many Yamaguchi ships but basically anyone would be luck af to have Yamaguchi so, yeah.

My non-romantic OTP about this character: I LOVE LOVE LOVE how Shimada teaches him and helps him and believes in him and cheers for him, I love their relationship so muchhhhhhhhhhhhh also I generally see him and Tsukki as a BROTP rather than a couple but yeah that’s a whole different story :))

My unpopular opinion about this character: He is one of the strongest willed characters imo, because he’s technically the least talented and he gets nervous and misses a lot at first but instead of just quitting he struggles to keep up with the team. I was like that once (except I was not simply the least talented I basically sucked xdd) and tho I loved volleyball, I just quit because I hated staying while knowing that I’m the least useful member of the team. Idk what counts as an unpopular opinion since I haven’t read that many posts about him, but it’s certainly a very important one for me.

One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: the whole stadium cheering and shouting his name as he gets 10 consecutive no-touch ace points in? :D Oikawa saying that he’s great at serving? Tsukki hugging him and telling him how important his friendship is to him and how much he cares about him? Like, i know i know that THEY BOTH KNOW IT and like tsukki doesn’t have to SAY it for Yamaguchi to know, but I still want him to xd oooops that’s not one thing xd

My OTP: uhhh idkkkk as i said i havent seen that many pairings but out of the ones i saw its the TsukkiYama BROTP. Like if i had to choose one relationship with him and someone else that i love more than the others.

My crossover ship:… SO MANY FANDOMS TO CHOOSE FROMMMMMM but just. Limiting it to the few animes I’ve been watching recently (Shingeki no Kyojin amd Free)… he reminds me of Marco, kinda, so maybe Jean/Yamaguchi… AND ALSO CONSIDER: SMALL FRECKLED ANGEL YAMAGUCHI AND GIANT SOFT ANGEL MAKOTO. ALL THE ANGELS ALL THE SOFT.

One headcanon fact: one stolen (from @topftopf ’s BokuAkaKuuroTsukki series, aka the If You Read One Haikyuu Fic Series Then Make It This One as i like to call it): Yamaguchi grows out his hair, gets some tattoos and a bike, and he’s basically The Dream Guy. Hottest, Sweetest, Nicest, COOLEST by all standards. Get yourself a Yamaguchi.  And one original: sometimes when he just Cant Deal™ with Tsukki’s shit, he’d go to Yachi and BICH freely about how his best friend is insufferable because Yachi will always listen to him but would never say it back to anyone or hold it against Tsukki and Yamaguchi is always careful around others since everyone talks shit about Tsukki and he wants them all to see and love him as he does, rather than how Tsukki wants to seem. This later develops into free bitching sessions with the two of them where they can let out all their frustration about other people that they’d never say out loud to anyone else. (Like Yachi about her mom, or stupid first year boys that keep obnoxiously trying to flirt with her…)

#asks #haikyuu #im literally dying of haikyuu feelz as of late #save meeeeee #cinnamonsnow #asadai #yamaguchi #all of these boys are my children