#omg this is incredible

[spookypotato]

If I personally send you the pic, will this entice you more to read rwrb?👀🤭

i- omg :3

see, i do own the book...👀

i even have it as an audiobook... 👀

i think this might just be the final push yes, it has just moved up to be read/listened to right after the one im in the middle of

lets see if i wont break sooner and just drop the current one in favour of it lmao

#omg this is incredible #thank you first off #the current audiobook has like 4 more hours #so it could be done tomorrow #technically #what you have succeeded in is moving it wAY higher on the list #like WAY #it has been laying next to my bed for about a year now #red white and royal blue #lazybug16

[knockknockmf]

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG

#japanese gp 2023 #f1 #omg this is incredible

[beif0ngs]

It looks like they fell asleep.

#Pokemon #Pokemon Concierge #Pikachu #Psyduck #pokegraphic #pokemonedit #animationedit #*mine #LOOK AT THE BABIES!!! 🥺 #omg this was such an incredibly cute and wholesome series #and the fact that it's stop motion animation really only adds to the charm of it #my only complaint is that it was WAY too short!! #like it was literally over in the blink of an eye #i guess i expected the episode count to be similar to that of Rilakkuma and Kaoru #so i was shocked to find out there were only 4 episodes...

[the-books-we-travel]

So, apparently Home Depot has a sword you can purchase on their website. And the reviews? Well….

I honestly can’t stop laughing.

#omg #this is just too incredible not to share #lol #there are even more reviews on the site but these were my faves #mwah #lord of the rings #tolkien #hobbit #swords #sword #the lord of the rings #middle earth #medieval #middle ages #home depot #jrr Tolkien #Lotr #beautiful #hilarious

[royalarchivist]

Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

#Luzu #Philza #QSMP #Wilbur #Wilbur Soot #Phil #Everyone: Omg Luzu and Wilbur are gonna get along so well! #Me: Nah Wilbur's gonna assume Luzu's a nice harmless guy and he won't realize Luzu's actuall a Chaotic Bastard #Everyone: No that wont happen! #Today: *this happens* #Me: *stares directly at the camera* #There's a reason Luzu and Quackity are such good friends they're both the same flavor of kind but chaotic bastards #though Quackity is an UNHINGED chaotic bastard #Luzu and Phil's conversation was the best thing that happened today IMO #<-- is incredibly biased #FOR REAL THOUGH IF YOU DONT KNOW LUZU ALREADY YOU'LL LOVE HIM YOU'LL LOVE HIM SO MUCH #His lore is frickin INCREDIBLE and he's also just a sweet dude #and a bastard but a fun one #anyways for context: Wilbur told Luzu to teach his friends a ''silly British saying'' that was basically gloop gloop or whatever #(OK LAST CLIP FOR REAL more tomorrow)

[hansama]

Day 7 - I love you

i cried multiple times while drawing this q///q) even now my eyes are still teary asdlkjfhskdh////// god... I love them sm.... thank you @htsan/@sansxyouweek for hosting this wonderful event!!! my heart screamed and break danced so much during it!!

thank you for everyone who enjoyed my drawings during this week!! Q///Q) ♥

#undertale #sans #undertale sans #underswap #underswap sans #underfell #underfell sans #horrortale #horrortale sans #oc #han #oc x canon #sansxyouweek2023 #sans x you #han x skellie #I've never been this incredibly self-indulgent as this in my life #even my sister screamed when she saw this #she was like OMG HAN?!?!!???? i can't believe you drew this!!! WOW YOU'VE COME SO FAR IN DRAWING YOURSELF WITH THE SKELLIES!! #i kid you not i had to take a lil break in the middle bc i couldn't see the screen from my tears #my god #i'm #tearing up rn again #i know the skellies are fictional #but my god have loving them done wonders to me #they've helped me during some of the worst times in my life #and they still continue to help me #they're so so precious and dear to me #i love them so much #GOD AAAAAAAHHHHH #I CAN'T STOP SNIFFLING ASDHGDHGALDKFJ

[rinisdrawing]

falling down the rabbit hole

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf sb #ruin dlc #fnaf mxes #fnaf cassie #cassie fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #cranked this out immediately after ruin because WOW was it incredible #cassie is now my fav fnaf protagonist ever #the design for mxes is SO cool omg #love the atmosphere of this game especially the ar world #rin’s artchive

[numum]

i finally got an ipad :’D

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh #my art #myart #my bank account is in shambles but i do not regret this purchase #this thing feels genuinely incredible to work on like omg? #i feel like that gif of popular anime guy i do not know the name of taking the weights off #freedom!!!!!

[musicandotherstuff]

Recent photo of Alex Turner taken by a fan, 2024

chris_bloodfilms: "It's 2005, a band explodes on MySpace. They're dressed like you and their lyrics are a mirror to your life. Bleeding heck, who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys?

After 19 years on repeat it's now 2024. Myself and @/conor_bloodfilms are travelling back from Paris

We arrive at Gare Du Nord and Duffy stops in his tracks. He whispers to me "I think that's Alex Turner." "F**k off!" I immediately reply. I gaze over at a guy wearing a leather jacket with long brown hair, his face adorned with aviators. We should probably stop staring as it's getting weird, sexually and aggressively weird.

Turns out it is bloody Alex Turner, the man who's provided the soundtrack to my life! He strolls past and disappears into the Parisian platform crowd. A missed opportunity.

We board our train back to London. We look to our left and there's Alex. Sitting in his seat accompanied by a notepad. He's probably writing the next Arctic Monkeys hit "Two gawping pricks on a train". We really need to stop staring.

I tell Duffers I'm going in, he stops me. Reminds me that I'm a fully functioning adult and not to create a scene. Christ, he's right! I feel like I'm 15 years old again, someone get me a Strongbow and whack Dancing Shoes on, kin hell lad!

Eventually myself and Con engage, it's a surreal experience. Alex is polite and returns conversation in a soft friendly manner. The whole situation is just bloody lovely.

I awkwardly ask if I can take his portrait, fully aware that it could result in an awkward excha"

#arctic monkeys #alex turner #recent pic #omg #this is too crazy #he is so cool #the fans who met him had incredible luck

[cerealboxlore]

(this is for the divine twitch chat au my beloved)

captain marvel, at 3am: *preparing a goat for an ancient sacrificial ritual in the watchtower kitchen*

jl member of choice who just wanted a quick break from watchtower duty: hey uhh.. cap? buddy? whatcha.. what are you uh doing there?

cap, basically hissing: the voices, they’re winning

queue misunderstandings and rumours spread among the heroes

This ask had me cackling like a mad man ever since I got it, omg 😂😂😂

There's some hilarity in Billy holding a goat 🐐 like the Billy goat, hahahahaha

This is both hilarious and horrifying, bc if a JL member saw that, it'd be an immediate report to HR or batman. Does the JL even have a HR? Oh man

Also

Memes!

The divine twitch chat AU certainly is expanding and I am here for it!

Also, I hope that goat ends up being safe in the end and getting taken care of By Damian.

#This was such a lovely ask #Thank you for the ask #I'm still laughing about this one sm #Billy batson #dc captain marvel #Shazam #divine twitch chat #That poor goat omg #Was the man fr gonna sacrifice a goat in space?? #Would that be the first goat in space? #Oh man #In space no one can hear a goat scream #Pffft #Ask me anything! Anytime! #Also #Sorry to hide this in the tags #But a Captain Marvel being controlled by the patrons in his mind would be incredible to see

[intairnwetrust]

"I've been yours for longer than you could have imagine" - Violet and Xaden

Amazing Artwork by @crisolcrowling on Instagram

#THIS IS ABSOLUTLY INCREDIBLE #OMG NO I CAN'T THIS IS STUNNING 😭 #my parents fr 😭 #Them>>>> #crisolcrowling >>> #🛐🛐🛐 #fourth wing #iron flame #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violetxaden #fourth wing fanart

[mariaantonnietta]

【SURFACE PRESSURE | Kingdom Hearts Animatic】 -「March Caprice 2023」

Leave whatever you’re doing and come watch this amazing animation.

Incredible work.

Edit 27/03/23 : Just a clarification, I saw someone in the notes thinking I made this, and so I wanna get it clear in writing that i did not in any way make this, all the credit goes to the author espurr roba, I don’t know if they have an accont here on tumblr, I just saw this video and how little views it had and that nobody had shared it here, so i did to spread it. Please give the author your love.

#youtube #kingdom hearts #aqua #this needs all the views it can get #omg thank you espurr roba #you did incredible #got chills watching this #have to share #kh aqua

[sorrelpaws]

>be me >make a friend >hang out with him >he gets hurts due to hanging out with me >mfw my only friend might die because of me

#rick and morty #morty smith #brad #hii cosmic my friend cosmic who asked me to draw this smile #edit omg i had a whole bunch of shit i wanted to say about this actually #me and cosmic bradleyenthusiast were discussing how morty would react in a situation like this #because with his family its like kind of whatever? ish? everyone can stand their own ground and/or have been babyproofed to be invulnerable #vs brad who is mortys only authentic natural friend getting hurt(additionaly due to him) #like this is someone he cares about who cant be guaranteed safety #so hed probably get incredibly anxious and panicky #would try to fill the silence by talking a lot either to brad or himself just to keep his brain occupied and like Sane #i do think morty has a semi decent understanding of first aid but just getting so freaked out that he's shaking running around #IDK! much to think about

[thebrainrotsreal]

WORLD'S WORST DAD GETS PONY-IFIED!!! Nolan when I catch you, Nolan when I catch you Nolan- but made this mf a OP as fuck unicorn. Wings? Nah he just carries his own weight or makes one out of magic. Hair? Way longer mane 'cause unicorn. He gets a pointy, straight horn because he would use it like a spear and stab people with it. Eyes are red to match his magic color, no more baby blue for him. Banned. Fur pattern/marking looks like a mustache instead of being a mustache. Pony Name? Iron Hoof because something something strong as iron, could trample you, something, something.

#as a side note himbolithium i saw your alicorn Nolan and I GASPED and ran to draw him as a pony 'cause your idea was SO COOOOOOOOL #may or may tried a unicorn design because I couldn't make wings work with these pose (but shhhhhhh it works out it's ok) #i am so proud of this design omg? this is one evil ass pony if you tried to pet him he'd throw you into the wall #conjured ominous violent unicorn vibes as much as possible #anyways PONY NOLAN PONY NOLAN PONY NOLAN #INVINCIBLE x MLP IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD #thank you tv1xx for putting this into the world. incredible. #the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡ #digital art #invincible #procreate art #procreate #invincible crossover #invincible fanart #pony design #omni man #nolan grayson

[corollaservant]

just thinking ab fratboys suguru and satoru tag teaming you. (18+)

You had to borrow some notes from the class you missed earlier and knocked on their dorm door. You cursed yourself internally- they were your last resort. Loud music and voices could be heard from inside as Satoru opened the door greeting you, a big cloud of smoke escaping the room. "Hey doll, how you doin?" he smiled, he was wearing a grey sweatshirt with the hood on, ruffled white hair peeking under it, sunglasses on his eyes and plump lips grinning. "Who is this?" you heard Suguru's voice from inside. "I was just wondering if you guys could lend me some notes, I really need your help" you said flustered. "Oh notes from today, yeah?" Satoru said, "why don't you come inside?" as you stepped in and he closed the door behind you.

Suguru was sprawled on the bed, blowing smoke from rolled papers, his eyes to you smiling. "I- i dont wanna interrupt" you stuttered as they looked at each other. "No, not at all" Suguru replied. "See, the problem is we don't have the notes you need, as we were busy doing other things this morning" Satoru says, pointing at Suguru, who is flicking his tongue piercing between his teeth looking at you. You squirm at Satoru's proximity and Suguru's stare as you backtrack. "Sit down sweetheart" Suguru purrs, "no need to worry". His big palms indicate the bed next to him. Satoru and him had always looked at you in the hallways, whispering to themselves and gesturing for you to come close but you'd stay away, they were notorious for their wild nights with friends, alcohol and drug infused parties in their dormitory and expulsion threats. They were still too fine though, both broad shouldered, good looking and irresistible-contrasting each other, Satoru's casual looks, noticeable white hair and glimmering eyes and Suguru's jock like outfits with the alt touch of his gauges, tongue piercing and black painted nails, a cacophony that yet somehow worked making them desirable to anyone on campus.

You took a sit hesitantly next to Suguru as Satoru stared at you from across the bed. "What do you think Suguru, think we can repay wasting her precious time?" he asked the dark haired man next to you who turned his head to look at you, softly blowing smoke in your face and replied: " I can think of a way, Satoru".

"Well then, why don't we start." Satoru announces as he turns the volume of the speakers all the way up, the beat piercing your ear drums and sits on the couch across the bed. Suguru scoots closer, your cheeks burning as he closes the distance between you- his hot breath on your ear, "May I?" he says as he starts pecking your neck softly, leaving wet kisses on you as you feel yourself melt, you buck towards him and he laughs, his tentative fingers lingering on your neck as he starts moving down, caressing your chest over the fabric, he still hadn't kissed you. "S..sure" you mutter as he takes off your shirt, Satoru's eyes glued on the scene as he removes it, revealing your perky nipples. Suguru starts squeezing your boobs, playing with the skin and kissing around it as you try not to let out a soft moan, his wet tongue on your now erect nipples, he pinches one and shows Satoru who is moving his hand across his crotch, a prominent bulge on his grey sweats. "such an obedient girl" Suguru whispers, voice composed, raven hair strands falling on your naked chest as he continues his trip to your exposed belly. You are trembling under his touch, his wet trail of kisses stopping at your jeans, which he quickly removes, he is breathing on your clothed cunt, decorated with a wet patch right above your entrance. "Would you look at that Satoru?" he says and moves to the side, showing the white haired man who is now palming himself over his pants, your pussy soaking your pink cotton panties. "Hhmm yeah she is a slut after all" Satoru responds in heavy breaths, eager for more.

Suguru has your panties removed with a swift motion and goes straight for your cunt, the moment his pierced tongue touches your entrance, you moan loudly, which motivates him to run it flat across your folds, your juices on his tongue, piercing straight in your core, the metal ball is swirling inside you and you move on it fast- "impatient, aren't you?" he smirks before turning his attention to your neglected clit, blowing and sucking on it lightly while he darts his tongue from your clit to your folds, it feels like he's all over your pussy simultaneously and you want nothing but to grip his hair and ride his face- and you do, as he flicks his piercing inside your core lubricating you even more, wet sounds audible even with the loud music. you grip on his hair and push your pussy on his face, you can feel his grin on you. he is bringing you closer and closer as he inserts without a warning a finger in your warm cunt, the sensation shocks you, his finger -even just one- is so much better than yours, thick and curling inside you and you find yourself close to cumming all over his mouth, you lift your eyes up to see Satoru gripping his hard cock, he's huge and the tip is leaking precum, he's smearing it on his cock and moves his hand up and down his shaft, mouth slightly open and eyes on the gush you made. Suguru doesn't stop; he finds it amusing how very wet you are, your small needy cunt spasming on his face, as he pumps two fingers inside you, tongue on your clit and metal ball gliding across it as your move your hips and whine, "S..suguru 'm gonna.." and he doesn't stop you- no, he wants you to cum on his tongue, which he lays flat as you clench around it, jerk violently and cream all over, your cum coating the piercing and you whimper loudly as your legs spasm. Satoru whines a small fuck and approaches you while Suguru removes his tongue, tasting your juices in your mouth and moves over, a tent forming in his black pants. "I think, I really wanna fuck her now, Suguru" Satoru exhales, his throbbing cock close to your drenched pussy as he asks "would you mind princess?"

You try hard to form a full length sentence but you only manage a "p..please" and Suguru laughs. He is the most composed so far- only observing your lewd actions. Satoru impatiently lines himself up with your wet entrance, he's huge and you look at his slightly curved cock in awe as he shoves himself abruptly in you, the pressure making you jolt. "Fucking hell you are so tight" he moans out, as his length rips apart your insides, he has no time to waste, he moves fast but hits all the right spots, you can hear the slapping sounds from his precum and your juices (and maybe even Suguru's spit) and moan his name as your nails scratch his delicate back, your walls are squeezing tight around him, "Suguru.." he whines "I .. i think i might cum in her pussy man" he pants while he plunges his cock deep in you, you feel so full and overstimulated, head arched back as he hungrily bites your neck and shoots his load deep in your pussy at once, your orgasms syncing and you explode, once he pants in your ear and thrusts sloppily in you, gushing on his cock- his cum has you filled up to the brim. The white haired man is still on you while Suguru watches from afar, black painted fingertips on his bulge with the same hedonistic smile he had before.

"S..suguru–" Satoru breathes out, "you think it's your turn now?" he says, you are still struggling to catch a breath as Suguru stands up. "No, I'd like to see her work her mouth, what do you think, Satoru?" he questions. "Fine by me" Satoru grins as he removes himself from the bed.

Suguru lifts you up, a puddle of cum around you and positions you on the edge of the bed while slowly unbuckling his pants "I want you to suck me off nice and slow yeah?" he exclaims, throbbing veiny cock right in your face. Suguru's dick was pretty as hell, flush glistening tip, precum leaking from the slit with a long vein all the way down to his shaft. You wrap your lips around it and he hisses, he'd been holding himself way too much before- he was rutting on the mattress when your pussy was almost squirting on his face and stroking while Satoru's cock plunged deep in you, your tongue now teasing his tip only clouded his thoughts, regretting his previous words as he grabs your head and pushes his cock to the back of your throat, leaving you gasping for air and making you tear. His dick brushes past your lips fast and erratic, face fucking you while grinning wickedly and playing with his tongue ring, he truly was a hot sight. Your saliva was drenching his cock as you cupped his balls and moaned on his dick, making him twitch when you touched sensitive parts yet he still looked somehow composed even though he could come undone on your tongue any minute, your warm mouth was satisfying him well. Satoru observed the whole time, his dick hard on his palm once again, your mouth savoring Suguru's cock was truly such an exquisite view.

"S..sugu-...just fuck her already" he whined frustrated, he was stroking his dick intently as Suguru lifted you up and threw you on all fours saying nothing. Your pussy was clenching and soaked again, it felt like you never really came down, anxiously waiting for Suguru to slam his cock in you, which he did without a warning and full force, a lewd sound exiting your mouth. Suguru didn't wait for you to adjust either, you didn't have to at this point -he relentlessly rammed into you, your body in full view sinking all the way to his trimmed pubes, he slapped your ass hard and fastened his pace, you could tell he desperately needed to cum and while inside you, he lifted your body close to his as he squeezed your boobs and playfully slapped your nipples. You were moaning on his mouth- his tongue piercing on your neck and he took the chance to grab your jaw and spit in your mouth.

He quickly threw you back down and plunged himself deep a couple times before shooting his load all the way up your pussy, long white spurts shooting one after the other in your messy cunt. He groaned, animalistic sounds leaving his mouth, a melody to your ears and praised you in ragged breaths "Such a good whore for us baby". Satoru's aching cock was lubricated by his own precum between his big fingers "right, Satoru?" "mmhm y–yeah" was all he could muster, as he stood up and brought his cock to your face. "Sweetheart, will you please let me come in your face?" he whined, he was really needy when he wanted to cum and you couldn't deny him.

Gathering all the strength you had left you wrapped your sticky fingers on his length and he groaned as you started sucking on his cock, fast and with one hand on the shaft covering what wouldn't fit. Suguru still wasn't done though. He came from behind and started teasing your throbbing clit, your folds still damp from his cum, as his slender fingers pumped inside you. You were moaning all over Satoru's cock as he was about to spill himself for a second time, his dick twitched when you removed your mouth to whimper loudly because Suguru slid his wet tongue on your pussy again. You started deepthroating Satoru, wanting to have him paint your face white while Suguru was bringing you close to bliss. "'m..'m coming baby.. mhmm fuuck" Satoru panted and removed his dick just in time for his cum to spurt all over your face, some on your hair some on your closed eyes and mouth. Sugurus tongue did not leave you time to enjoy Satoru's orgasm as the pierced tip teased your insides and his fingers patted and circled your overstimulated clit in a way that had you seeing stars, you felt like losing consciousness as you cried out and released a stream of liquids all over Suguru's tongue, your eyes watery trying to stabilize your breath.

"Woah Sugu, you really made her squirt, huh?" Satoru pouted observing you. "Can I try next time?" his eyes gleamed like an excited child seeing candy for the first time but you had already fallen back on the bed, your vision blurry. "Satoru" Suguru purred, "let her relax, will you?" he cautioned, bringing you back your clothes and some tissues. "Feel free to come again anytime for notes, sweetheart." he tells you.

#incredible art omg! #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanfic #satosugu x reader #jjk smut #gojo x reader #geto x reader #gojo smut #geto smut #can you tell whom i did more justice in this lmao

[iratusmus]

karaoke night

#sonic #archie sonic #scourge the hedgehog #fiona fox #dr. finitevus #iratusmus.png #twc au #personally i think we should have incredibly mediocre voice rep in media #its always gotta be either ''omg wow so perfect'' or ''omg wow so horrible'' #admittedly this is not rep for me. i am so off pitch that i literally was the only girl kicked out of my school's mandatory choir 💀 #(no. i was not trying to be bad.) #but THE POINT REMAINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!