#pavarti my love

[vulpixelates]

mass effect, my beloved (derogatory)

#it's so hard to go back to things i used to love but now like #i'm so used to ttrpgs set in a SUPER queer and inclusive world #so having the mod the hell out of or only having the canon option to kiss like two ladies is rough #at least in outer worlds pavarti is gayin' it up constantly #i logically knew that nothing would really change in the legendary edition but i had hoped #oh well #time to escape to fanfiction land in my brain #where my paragrade shep runs off w jack and aria

[jpitha]

Worldbuilding stuff: Design things however the heck you want, and then work backwards to a reason for doing it that way. Sometimes you can come up with neat ideas about what happened in the past with your story.

Also: There's nothing wrong with mentioning something and never explaining it. It's not like we all go around talking about the history of things as you walk around with your friends.

I mean, I do, but everyone tells me other people don't.

Mia and Cellini are aboard the human starship Priority Express traveling from one of the human colonies - the planet Parvati - to a K'laxi colony world known as Orenni. It's a trip of a few weeks by warp gate and they're in no hurry, so it was decided to not use the wormhole generators. Mia and Cellini are sitting in a common area on the Express drinking some chamomile tea.

"I don't get it" Cellini said, after a sip of tea. "The Express is so, so big on the outside, but the living space on the inside is relatively small. For how big it is outside, one would expect the inside to be equally cavernous."

Mia nods "Yeah, you'd think there would be more space." she glances up "Hey Express! How come you are so big, but your living space is only a small percentage of your overall mass?"

Without hesitating, the Express talks into Mia and Cellini's translator modules "Hello Mia, Cellini. I'm a Starjumper originally. I was meant to thrust between human colonies at around half the speed of light for years or decades. Most of me is engines."

Cellini's ears prick up, expressing surprise. "You did what? You traveled between stars without the warp gates of wormholes?"

"Yes Cellini. We never had warp gates until the K'laxi built some in human space and we developed wormhole travel long after we first went to the stars. I used to haul thousands of people at a time between colonies. My favorite was the Earth-Pavarti run actually. So many families would emigrate to Pavarti; I hear it's very nice."

Now it was Mia's turn "Wait, you said thousands at at time. The living quarters of the Express is large, but any more than one hundred people would feel awfully cramped, especially for years!"

"Oh, most everyone was down in Cold Storage, in long term hibernation. They weren't awake; it was a 25 year one way trip!" Express tittered. "Some folks requested to be awake for a year or two here and there, and we always kept someone from the crew on rotation just in case, but most of the time it was me and a few other people."

"Was it lonely?" Cellini asks, quietly. "Generally, K'laxi prefer to be in groups and travel together. Being alone for 25 years....it's hard to imagine"

Priority Express pauses, thinking about the question. "Yes. It was lonely sometimes. But, I was doing a job I liked, for a people I love. I still do, actually. While I was deep in interstellar space, engines off and coasting at half of C, it was a lonely existence." They sighed.

"I'm sorry Express" Mia said "I didn't mean to bring you down, I was just curious about you."

"Oh, don't worry about me Mia" the Express said, jovially "I'm just an old starship who is doing their best to move with the times."

"Express?" Cellini asks, even more quietly "How old are you?"

"Clock time, or Earth time?" they reply immediately. "Remember, there's significant time dilation even at half the speed of light."

"Earth time please." Cellini says

"I'm one thousand, seven hundred and eighty three years old this year, Earth time. By my own clock I'm only fifteen hundred and sixteen! Haven't even worn out the warranty yet" Priority Express chuckles at their own joke.

Cellini's ears lay flat on her head, a K'laxi expression that meant shock.

Mia was the first to recover. "Express....you've...you must have seen a lot." she said weakly.

"Yes." Priority Express said firmly "Yes, I have"

"THAT'S SO UNFAIR!" Cellini burst out, tears at the corners of her eyes. "You've seen so much, DONE so much for humanity, and now you're just..just...a shuttle between warp gates! You should be in a happy retirement, doing what you want, being who you want!"

"Oh Cellini" Express said, kindly. "I am doing what I want. When the wormhole generators were installed, they gave all the Starjumpers the option to retire and move to other ships or even be installed in bodies. I elected to stay - most Starjumpers did truth be told. You see, I like being a big old ship. I like hauling people - of all kinds - around the galaxy. It get a view of it nobody else sees. I can stare out and watch the stars change, watch the worlds change, watch the sapients change. I love my work. I wouldn't have it any other way."

Mia and Cellini sat in silence, absorbing the intimacy that the Express shared with them.

"But" They said "I would like to light my star drive at full power again. You would not believe how much fun it is to boost at 6 gees!"

#humans are hospitable #humans are space orcs #humans are deathworlders #humans are space capybaras #humans are space oddities #starships are space oddities #writing #sci fi writing

[allamericanb-tch]

goblet of fire thoughts !!!

(my first watch as a marauders fan. spoilers obviously.)

writing my thoughts down bc i’m a Talker during movies and my family is not watching with me

barty <3 i’m trying not to lose it rn

this is the skin of a killer bella (i’ve never seen twilight)

lucius’ hair is so luscious

morsmordre is the coolest word ever idec

oooohhh cho chang (i hate her name so much fuck jkr)

isn’t it funny that ron has a crush on fleur and then she married ron’s brother

fred and george my pookies

eeeee moody (barty)

this is an age line 🤓

krumione is so funny to me

lowk do not like ron in this movie

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

rita! if only this movie had quillkiller

knowing exactly what size a broom cupboard is is important for future writings

“my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past”

sirius!!!!!

neville <3

i’m not an owl 🦉🤓😠

ron is so sirius 

i’m a draco girl im so sorry i can’t help myself he’s so fine

moody (barty) is so real i love him 

i never realized how far away the quidditch pitch is from hogwarts

trying to figure out how im gonna write this in the context of the marauders

krum is so

when dumbledore calls barty crouch sr ‘barty’ it messes with me so much

these mini dragons are so cutie

the way harry just destroyed part of the castle

brb memorizing the gryffindor common room layout

harry smiling at cho and then the pumpkin juice falls out of his mouth 😭😭😭

RON’S DRESS ROBES

love ginny

mcgonagall teaching dance lessons

fred and george are so sirius and james

i love neville so much i would happily go to the yule ball with him

ew snape boooo 🍅

harry 😭

RON 😭😭😭 “you know how i like it when they walk”

padma and pavarti’s outfits EAT

guys i know hermione’s dress in the book is blue but in the movie it HAS to be pink ok

MRS NORRIS HAS RED EYES?!

i used to have a crush on moaning myrtle

love neville

harry turning into a little half mermaid

my dad just walked in and said “that’s the dream” (turning into a half mermaid when you swim)

harry is so james for trying to save everyone

fred and george calling harry “moral fiber”

barty crouch sr and moody (barty) 😧

THE TRIAL SCENE AHHHH

“evan rosier is dead” 💔

rip frank and alice

“give me a wretched name! BARTY CROUCH…… junior”

barty is so fine ahhhhhh

the way he just flicks his tongue 😭

barty and sirius would’ve been best friends in azkaban

cassandra but it’s harry about his dreams

oh no this is the part where cedric dies

this movie reminds me of the cursed child because of That One Part

“periculum” red sparks remember that

“kill the spare” 💔

rip robert pattinson you will be missed

voldemort’s fetus body getting thrown in the cauldron 😭

why did they have to make wormtail so ugly like

tom riddle was a hottie why’d he have to turn into a snake man

brooo put your dogs away

voldy’s manicure eats lowkey

i forget how small the dark mark is on their arm

death eater outfits are so funky

lucius 😧

lily mention 💔

“i can touch you know” voldy he’s 14

ooooo duel

james ☹️ 

lily ☹️

his eyes really are glistening with the ghosts of his past

“i don’t think i said anything about a graveyard professor”

the trunk is cool

moody (barty) turning to barty We Are So Back

he’s so babygirl

the way barty just escaped azkaban and no one noticed 😭

you can tell dumbledore isn’t straight because he stands like [see picture below]

and it’s over 

#goblet of fire #marauders #harry potter #barty crouch jr

[maladaptivewriting]

I have read the entirety of The Golden King in five days and I do not regret a thing. All I can say is this is the best piece of writing I have ever read. The plot is so thick and addictive, the characters are written perfectly in such a meticulous way, especially to how I've always pictured them in my head (they're spot on). You're writing in general is astounding and I cannot get enough of it! I can't wait to see where this fic goes in the future and I am especially excited to see how Harry and James' relationship progresses and evolves. Also, I never thought I would say this, but I sort of miss lavender and pavarti. Somehow, you've managed to win me over to them. I can't wait for the next update, keep doing what you do, you're excellent at it! <3

omg thank you! i’m so glad you’re enjoying it.

the parvati and lavender thing makes me so happy. i have always loved them, i feel like jkr did them so dirty in canon cause she’s hates women irl. but ive always wanted to explore their potential and to think im winning people over to liking them makes me so excited

#asks

[slayingqueenchal]

Harry's twin sister? You're doomed, malfoy | Draco malfoy x y/n

I think this is my first time making a fic about Draco malfoy, but I've made some about the marauders, ill appreciate if u check it out :)

This story is basically about how Draco is in love with y/n, Harry's twin sister, and how hopeless he felt, but he didn't know something. That something is you like him too. Don't think of Harry's family line pls 😭. And draco here is soft and adorable.

3 years of dreading. 3 years of the boy you fell in love with bullying you. 3 years of Draco malfoy bullying you.

"Looking like Trevor, y/n, I personally think it suits you" Draco laughed along his friends. You wanted to push through and follow your friends but today was the last straw. You she'd a few tears- many to be exact.

You ran through the hallway. You went to the most uncrowded hallway. "I'm so stupid! " You said it out loud. You were stupid. How can you fall in love with such a dimwitted selfish git?

But it was too late, you loved him more than you love your self. "Y/n? " You heard a voice. You were buried with tears that you couldn't recognize the voice. It was definitely masculine, it was probably harry. "I don't want to talk right now, harry! " You cried more, hugging your growling book of monster.

"No, y/n, it's not harry, it's Draco.. " Draco came closer and kneeled to you. "You actually know my name, don't you Draco! It's not toad, or a lion, and even ugly-face! You know it! Why can't you just be nice for once, it's making.. Things for me more complicated! " You looked at him dead in the eyes.

"Y/n, sweatheart, im-" Draco said but you cut him off. "You cant say that, you're being mean. After all those years now you call me sweatheart? You know why I'm awful most of the time, it's not because of you, it's because the things you say hurts me, and deep down I know you don't mean all that stuff, I just know, you know what I don't know why I'm rambling about this to you, I'm just giving you materials for you to bully me" You almost screamed,but shortly after that you cried more. "Y/n, please, I'm sorry, please don't cry" What draco said was making you feel worse. It was impossible.

You stood up, and left him confused. It was a great timing since that was your last class, so you could just stay in your dorm as much as you liked.

When you opened the door, you saw the girls smiles fades. "Y/n, what's wrong? " Lavender asked. You didn't know such short words could trigger you that much. "Harry Ron and I have been searching for you, what happened? " Hermione asked. You layed on your bed before telling.

"It's Draco! He said that I looked like a toad, I thought I looked great today! And then he proceeds to say sorry and call me sweatheart! It's just that it's so unbelievable! It's so unbelievable cause Im in love with him.. I'm in love with him. " You cried. "Oh, my, y/n" Parvati gasped.

"And now Harry's going to be disappointed in me" You sighed. "He's not going to be disappointed in you, but he is going to be mad.. A-at Draco, though" Hermione Stuttered.

"After all this time? You were in love with him? " Pavarti asked. "Yes, yes, all this time, and I hate my self for it" You said

Harry knew. After Hermione told Ron and Ron told Harry. The next morning, he immediately came for malfoy. "You stay away from my sister, you stay away from her! ". If Ron had left Harry to Hogsmeade, I think he would go insane.

"Potter, look, please just tell your sister I'm sorry, and give her this" Draco handed Harry a letter. "What is this, some kind of prank that'll make her more insecure? " He asked.

"Just please give her it" Draco said. Harry took it. Considered it was harrys last favor for Draco.

"Y/n? " Hermione knocked the door. "Yeah? " You said. "Draco gave you this letter, open it" Hermione handed it to yours. "How did you get it?" You asked. "Actually, you should ask Harry or Ron that, cause they just used me as an owl" Hermione gave you a big smile. You look at the letter, and opened it.

'Dear, y/n.

I know you don't want me to start with an 'I'm sorry'. But I'm truly am, sorry. There's something that made me say all those rude things for you.

I made you hate yourself, from what I heard, and I'm sorry. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. You keep your cool at times where I would've raged. You look lovely when you're exhausted. You look the exact opposite of Neville's toad. You smell good, and you're so.. You're so heavenly. And I hate my self for saying all those rude things to you.

Y/n, you're a Potter, I'm supposed to hate you like your brother. But I didn't, I did the exact opposite. I fell for you.

You might ask 'why did you say all those things, then?' Cause I'm a pureblood, a malfoy, and you're a Potter. Even if you have feelings for me we wouldn't work.

I say all those things to keep you away from me. But it's selfish. I know I was an asshole who hurt your feeling but if you want to talk about it, more, meet me at the library at 12, if you don't come i get it, it's alright. And this is not a prank.

Love, draco.'

"Oh.. " Hermione said. "It's 11:55" You said. "Go, y/n" Hermione smiled.

You stormed out of the dorm and common room so fast. And you immediately went to the library. Searched and searched, each time you felt more and more hopeless.

"Y/n? " A voice said, a voice that is draco's voice. "Draco?, I got your letter" You showed him the letter.

"Y/n, I'm so sorry for the things I've said and done to you. Daphne was a bit mad at me for it, she scolded me for it, and I felt sorry, but I just cannot stop and be nice, but, I took it too far and it's bad, really bad. You're so beautiful, please don't ever doubt your beauty," Draco said. You felt sorry. "Draco about the I fell for you part, is it true? " You asked him, looking at his eyes.

"Yes, I love you,,but you dont have to feel bad if you don't like me, just please don't tell your brother" He took both of your hands with both of his hands.

"Draco.. " You whispered. But he nodded, "I get it, let's just forget we ever talked and I'll stop interacting with you", he let go of your hands.

But you took them back, saying "draco.. I fell for you since the first day of school, and I just hate my self for it, you were the boy who bullied me but I still fell for you, either way"

"So I don't want to rush things.. But y/n do you want to be my-" You kissed him. "Is that a yes, y/n potter? " He smiled. He look taken aback, but he was very happy, you on the other hand, was blushing very hard.

"Yes, Draco, that's a yes" You giggled while he brushes the hair away from your face before kissing you one more time, before saying "I love you so much", " I love you way more"

#draco fic #draco lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #harry potter and the cursed child #harry potter and the sorcerer&039;s stone #harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban #y/n pov #fanfic #fanfiction #y/n story #harry potter #hogwarts #draco fluff #draco fuckingmalfoy #draco headcanons #draco angst #draco malfoy fanfiction #draco malfoy fanfic #tom felton #malfoyfamily #malfoy manor #hp poa #hp gof #golden trio era #golden era #golden era harry potter #harry potter golden era #the golden trio #harry potter and the goblet of fire #potter family

[captain-lessship]

Where We Once Were Pt. 5

You walked through the hall, looking for her to tell her that you had told Draco about the two of you and that while he wasn’t happy about it, he would support you the best he could, which mainly was not ratting you out to his parents.

You walked into the library and saw her, you smiled as you walked to her. You tapped her shoulder and she looked at you, shock on her face.

“What happened to your hair?” She asked, reach up to touch it.

Worried that she didn’t like it, you looked down, “I cut and colored it. Do you like it?”

She stared at it. There once was brown curls that you always kept back away from your face. But she would have to had lied to say that she wasn’t obsessed  with the now light wispy relaxed waves, dyed with blonde highlights fell slightly down your neck but stopped at the collar of your shirt. You looked happier in your eyes. 

“I love it! It’s so soft!” She threaded her fingers in it. 

You smiled widely, “I knew you would. I didn’t want to cut all of it, I just needed to get the majority of the length off.”

“It suits you!” He eyes went down slightly.

“What’s wrong?” You picked up on it immediately.

“Don’t be mad,” she began, “but I might’ve, accidentally, told Harry about… us.” She began rambling, “Then Harry told Ron, Ron told Neville, Neville told Ginny, Ginny-“

“Hermione.”

“Ginny told Seamus, Seamus told Pavarti-“

“Hermione, I told Draco.” 

She stopped, “so you aren’t mad?”

“Why would I be mad at you for something I did?” 

“When did you tell him?”

“Last night, he helped with my hair. He talked me into highlights instead of low lights.” 

Hermione stared at you for a moment, “Does this mean?”

“I think it does.” You smiled, knowing exactly what she meant.

In front of the window, the cold crystals of snow fell gracefully as you grabbed her hand. She leaned up and forward and you leaned down, lips gently joining in your first kiss.

That week, you two were inseparable. Young love as Professor McGonagall said. It wasn’t new to see the two of you holding hands or to see your arm draped across her shoulders, talking about nothing and everything. 

It stayed like this til the day she had been upset about. The Execution of Buckbeak. You promised to be with her, you stood in the door way and watched her for a moment, it was going to be soon. You walked to her and her friends, gently tapping on her shoulder. She turned to you and you immediately opened your arms. She fell into them. You held her for a moment til you felt another person join the hug, then another. 

You never thought you’d be group hugging with Harry and Ron but you weren’t going to tell them to shove off. 

“Ah! Scabbers!” Ron shouted out, “he bit me!” 

He immediately dropped the rat and it scurried away, causing the four of you to chase him.

#hermione granger #hermione x oc #hermione fic #harry potter series #harry potter fanfiction #hp fandom #fanfic writing #fanfic #romance #first kiss #prisoner of azkaban #ron weasley #harry potter #herminone x reader #male reader imagine #Series #pollux lestrange #draco malfoy

[diana-bookfairchild]

Why do people keep spelling Parvati Patil as Pavarti Patil??!

As a proud Indian Hindu, it's like a bucket of cold water poured all over me whenever I see this. In a meta that I really appreciate, one of my favourite fic authors answering questions on tumblrs, on amazing fics. . . the magic completely goes and leaves me staring at the screen wondering why this is happening.

Okay, movie, I get it. British accent isn't really conducive to hearing the pronunciation of Indian names properly. Fine.

But even book enthusiasts keep spelling Parvati like that?? Why??

Parvati is a Hindu goddess, the wife of Shiva, a manifestation of Durga Devi, a goddess who symbolizes battle and destruction and carries a trishula (a three pronged spear).

Pavarti sounds terrible and means nothing (in the Indian languages I have at least a little knowledge of: Hindi, Sanskrit, Tamil, Malyalam).

I also really, really love the contract between this name and Padma - which means lotus, and is something Lord Vishnu carries and symbolizes purity.

Please, for the love of God, spell Parvati properly.

#harry potter #parvati patil #padma patil #indian #india #indian representation #names #misspelled names #another rant on something which annoys me #wow i'm on a roll

[amalthea9]

Went to the Dallas Art Museum this weekend with my partner Kyle and there's a Hindu exhibit there! I honestly can't explain how happy I was to see carvings/statues of Lord Shiva, Durga, Ganesha, Pavarti, & others I didn't know! I felt such a warmth & welcome from them, especially Shiva and Ganesha.

Over the past few months, I have felt a pull to Goddess Khali again like I did in 2020. Ganesha has also appeared in my meditations as he did long ago. But Lord Shiva is new!🤭 I've been getting a lot of art of him on Pinterest lately, and he appeared in a meditation I did for the past full moon along with Khali and Ganesha.💜

I have not felt such a loving tug from a deity in the long time, and Shiva did that at the museum.💜

When I saw the Shiva statue of him dancing from across the hall, I don't know exactly how to describe it but I "felt" rather than heard a whisper of "Come see me, Hannah!"

I even remember seeing the statue & thinking "Shiva?" Second guessing myself, and feeling a playful response of "Hannah?" 🤭

This was art museum but I still felt like the urge to leave offerings of thanks to the statues and burn incense for them.💜 It was amazing and I feel so happy and a warmth of love from Shiva and Ganesha I haven't felt since first finding Thor or Loki all of those years ago. 💜🕉

I wish Tumblr let me share more than 10 images per post lol

The first photo is of the statue of Shiva I saw from across the room. Next is Goddess Durga, then Durga again, Nandi the Bull the mount of Lord Shiva, and Lord Ganesha!🕉🕉🕉

@angelixgutz @ariel-seagull-wings @professorlehnsherr-almashy

#dallas museum of art #hindu art #lord shiva #lord ganesh #goddess durga #nandi the bull

[stephaniejuhnay]

Literally everyone on this season of The Traitors is an idiot except for Bergie and Pete at this point now that Janie is gone.

All of the housewives are/were useless except apparently Phaedra who is just coasting along by merit of being a traitor. Pavarti and Dan are BOTH bad at being traitors but bc everyone else in the house is dumb, they’re getting away with it.

Kevin and MJ are dummies. Sheree is maybe more useless on this show than she is/was on RHOA. Sandra and CT are on my shitlist for the whole Janie thing bc this “well if you blame me, I’m blaming you” thing that everyone is doing is STUPID and it’s costing the faithfuls every single round. Trichelle handled the Peppermint thing really poorly and is therefore part of the problem. Ekin-Su deserved to go so I’m not mad abt that or Larsa.

Anyway. I hate this season. I’m gonna keep watching and hope that Bergie and/or Pete wins but I’m gonna be mad abt it, lol. Everyone is so unlikable this season and it’s frustrating because I actually really love the show.

#hell #I’ll even take Kate at this point #she sucked last season but I am literally looking forward to her more than 90% of this house #the traitors

[simmetricpixels]

This is the house all the teens went to live in because their parents died.

Rowan and Pavarti both died in an accidental fire. rip.

On a less dramatic note, I actually love this build. It reminds me of my old sims 3 builds. I’ll try to take more shots of it later. This is a temporary destination for the teens until they go off to university. 🥰

#Caligari Legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 build #green house vibes

[andi-is-bored]

So Miracle Workers is, while having other aspects to it, mainly a love story between Elena and Craig right?

The whole point is that they are soulmates who meet in every life time and stuff right?

I may be crazy but think about it:

So we all know that Daniel Radcliffe (who plays Craig and company) played Harry Potter, it’s one of the most famous franchises in the world and i talk about my love of the characters of said franchise all the time.

So in Goblet of Fire, Harry took Parvati Patil to the Yule Ball, and yes, while their date didn’t go well, it’s possible they still could’ve been friends, given the fact they were both in Gryffindor and in the same year so they had to have talked. And maybe in a different timeline, if their date had gone a bit better or if Parvati had a bigger role in the main storyline, they might’ve gotten together.

This is all to say that i think Harry Potter and Pavarti Patil are incarnations of Elena and Craig and this idea has been floating around in my head all week and i needed to get it out into the universe.

#harry potter #miracle workers #harry potter theory #i guess #parvati patil #andi’s rambles #super weird post i’m aware #thought it was an interesting idea though

[officialqueer]

I've really been enjoying The Outer Worlds I'm surprised people aren't more into it here??

It's got everything: cute mechanics who are also girlfriends, destroying capitalism, various DILFs, women who can and will kill you, increasingly ridiculous weapons, a himbo, your spaceship's catty artificial intelegence, a guy in a moon mask having a breakdown in real time

Literally something for everyone

#The Outer Worlds #And not only is the main mechanic bi but she's ace too! #Pavarti my love #Also I hate that I have a soft spot for Felix but...he's so dumb #This man dropkicks giant alien monsters #How is he not dead yet

[littlecicerospizza]

i have never fallen in love with a character as fast as i have fallen for pavarti

#pavarti holcomb #pavarti my love #i just started playing #the outer worlds #i hope she’s enjoys women #she looks like an enjoyer of women

[lilacbombsart]

Happy Birthday!

#my art #tow #the outer worlds #felix millstone #felix tow #vicar max #pavarti #nyoka #ellie #pavarti holcomb #maximillion desoto #obsidian #fan comic #fancomic #comics #ok. may or may not have given up in that 3rd panel but whatever I really wanted to post this #I love you felix ;__;

[theresthesnitch]

The one where Ron begs for a memory charm

A/N: I've never written a drinking contest before, and I don't think I'm going to again. TW for alcohol and discussion of sex/roleplaying. Thanks to @harryandginuary for the Bingo prompt!

O 75. “I don’t know what made me fall for you.” “My charms, perhaps?”

Read it here on AO3.

***

“Okay, Ginny. You’re next.”

Ginny looked at Hermione through hazy eyes, the drinks she had already taken clouding her mind. “Alright, hit me with your best question.”

Hermione grabbed a card off the table and began giggling before she even asked.

“Oh Merlin,” Ron said. “How bad is this question if she can’t even read it.”

“Oh, it’s bad, Ron.” Hermione wiped her face with her free hand. “You’re going to hate it.” Hermione shook the hand holding the card as though preparing herself, and began to read: “What is the weirdest role-play you’ve ever done?”

The table laughed while Ron’s head hit the table with a groan. “Please, Ginny. I’m begging you to take a shot.”

Ginny winked at him. “You wish, Ronnikins.” She sat back in her seat for a moment and thought hard. “I guess it would be… when he was Godric and I was Rowena. It was a beautiful cross-house love affair.”

The laughter nearly covered the groan from Ron.

“Take a drink, Gin,” Harry said. “It’s two shots for lying.”

“Ohh, called out,” said Seamus. “You can’t lie here. Tell us the truth.”

“What are you talking about, Harry?” Ginny looked thoroughly confused.

Harry didn’t answer. He fixed her with a stare and slowly sipped his beer. Ginny’s face suddenly fell and she turned beet red.

“No, I forgot about that.” She covered her face.

“How did you forget about that? It’s seared into my memory?”

“I think I blocked it out. Can I block it out again?”

“If I don’t get to forget it, you don’t get to forget it.”

All eyes at the table volleyed between them like an intense tennis match.

“What was it?” Lavender finally asked.

“No, I’m not telling.” Ginny reached for her shot glass.

“You have to, it’s the rules.” Dean said.

“No, we never established that as a rule,” Harry said with a shudder. “No one needs to know.”

“Oh, it’s definitely in the rules.” Parvati replied.

They put it to a vote, resulting in a a 6 to 3 vote in favor of telling the story.

“Ron, why did you vote no?” Neville asked.

“Listen, I know you all want to embarrass them, but that’s my sister. I do not need to know the answer to this.”

“Too bad! You get to anyway.” Lavender turned to Ginny. “So, what did you do?”

Ginny took another shot. “Harry, why couldn’t you just let me lie? I don’t even know why I fell for you right now.”

Harry snorted. “Maybe it was my charms. Or my charming smile.”

Ginny fixed him with a look that would have sent him cowering if he wasn’t so drunk. “No, stop it. You do not get to make jokey references to this. Not tonight, not ever again. Not if you want to sleep with me ever again.”

Harry winked. “Like you could resist me for long.”

“Oh my Merlin. Just tell us!” Parvati said.

Ginny rubbed both hands over her face. “Okay, okay, fine.” She took another shot. “I’m not drunk enough for this. So, to start off, we were gifted this book of ways to enhance your sex life -”

“We all got that book from Luna,” Hermione cut in.

“- and one of the suggestions was to roleplay one of you as a celebrity.”

The table went quiet until Dean finally cut in. “I don’t get it. You both are basically celebrities.”

“Right, which made it really fucking weird. Like how were we supposed to act. So we started going really…. stereotypical.”

Hermione clapped her hand over her mouth. “No, you didn’t.”

“I don’t get it. Am I missing something?” asked Neville.

“If you are, then I am,” said Seamus.

Ginny’s head dropped. “Think of who first comes to mind when you think of stereotypical celebrity interactions.”

“Oh. My. Merlin.” Parvati said before busting out laughing. Slowly the realization dawned around the table, with roaring laughs and blushing faces.

“I still don’t get it,” Ron said. “But I’m really trying not to think about it too hard.”

“Fame is a fickle friend, Ron!” Harry said.

“Celebrity is as Celebrity does,” added Dean.

“Would you like to help me answer my fan mail, Ron?” Lavender asked sweetly.

Ron’s jaw dropped. “You two roleplayed Lockhart?” The table roared with laughter.

“To be fair,” Harry added, “it didn’t really work out.”

“Nope, nope. Too many details.” Ron took another shot. “Didn’t need to know that.”

“Well, I need to know more,” said Lavender. “Who was Lockhart?”

“How did it get there?” asked Pavarti.

“What made you stop?” asked Hermione.

“No, no more! Definitely no details.” Ron covered his face. “I hate you all right now.”

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[siriusmydeer]

butterflies and cramps

hermione granger x gender neutral!reader

summary: hermiones on her period and only wants to see one person, you.

word count: 0.3k

warning: periods, cute hermione, mentions of hitting (hermione and her books silly goose)

“anyone seen ‘mione?” you question, walking to the gryffindor table.

“good morning y/n, how are you this morning?” harry says sarcastically before picking up his toast. “apparently she refuses to open her curtains, women are bloody weird.” ron says with a mouth full of his breakfast.

you grimace before looking at pavarti patil, “is hermione sick, did something happen?” you questioned her, starting to panic about your girlfriend. she looked at your face filled with concern, “she... she’s on her period.” she said then looking at her history of magic homework.

you look around the great hall, and grab two plates with fruits, croissants and toast. you tread around the halls before going into the gryffindor common room into the girls dormitory. you look around to see hermione curtains shut, “mione?”

“mhm” she groaned from beneath the carmine quilt.

you walk over to her curtain and slowly open them, you see the brunette with messy curly hair sprawled out on her pillow, chocolate wrappers surrounding the blankets and still in her pajamas.

“pavarti told me, have you gotten anything from madame pomfrey?” you question, sitting on the end of her bed. “don’t wanna move. cuddle me.” she mumbled, this hermione was definitely different today but you were not complaining.

you stripped off your tie and shoes, putting the breakfast on the side table and crawling into the twin bed and pulling her onto your chest. “i brought you breakfast, my love.” you said softly while stroking her hair.

“thank you.” she kissed your neck and pushed her nose into your hair. she felt a butterfly feeling at the thought of you coming to comfort her “can we stay here all day, everything hurts, m’tired.” she mumbled tiredly, hermione never normally skipped one class let alone the whole day.

“i can practically read your mind, y/n. pavarti said she’ll cover for me and get notes, harry and ron will do the same if they don’t want to get hit with a book.” she chuckled, kissing your neck again

“okay, my love, anything for you.”

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