#please don’t be straight

[insanusnavicularis]

wei wuxian really was manifesting when he told lwj no girl would ever marry him huh

#wwx was like #no lady will marry you but I sure will #please don’t be straight #no lady will marry you he said and then he went married lwj like three times #wangxian #lan wangji #the untamed #mdzs #lan zhan #lwj x wwx #mxtx #wei wuxian #wei ying

[clairedelune-13]

Just to be on the safe side, ima just assume Beau Arlen is bisexual until it’s declared otherwise.

#beau arlen #big sky #please don’t be straight #jensen ackles

[giganticism]

The Hughes brothers actually are that close and obsessed with each other. You just have to accept it.

#jack hughes #quinn hughes #luke hughes #hughes brothers #even luke gets in on it when he can #despite now being bigger than his brothers #‘siblings don’t want to spend all their time together’ #jack brought quinn on vacation to hawaii with his girlfriend #a few years ago #quinn flew to the east coast to spend bye week with jack #last year #they all flew home to hang out together this year #‘stop infantilizing the hughes brothers’ #first of all that’s not what that means #second of all #they’re adults who buy similar clothing #and straight up take each other’s full outfits #like please be for real #other siblings don’t do whatever you’re pressed about #but they DO

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone season two spoilers #genuinely not kidding about spoilers #please don’t yell at me #aleksander morozova #the darkling #general kirigan #darklina #alina starkov #mal oretsev #I’m back and feeling inspired #nothing like bingeing 8 hours straight of a show to bring back tumblr inspiration #the feels tho #darkling deserved better #I mean he was an ass but he was hot so #not to mention the villian that simps only for our main gal #we all love to see it #mal is less toxic but still as bland as wonderbread #stay at sea for the sake of our sanity mal we beg of you

[griancraft]

Hi guys, this is sort of my official "please, for the love of god, listen to Skyjacks with me” post because I’m losing my mind and all the content I can find is from the latest stuff right now, and I don’t want to spoil myself. I want to be able to talk about this with people!!!! I will make a watch (listen) party discord if there is enough interest. Just give it a chance; you won’t regret it. Also, some information may be wrong or outdated. I’m on episode 11 out of over 200.

Skyjacks is a ttrpg podcast about sky pirates in a world where there was a catastrophe about 200 years ago that left the sea unsafe to sail and maybe even damaged the entire world to the point where civilization is scattered and in small groups. There is very casual queer rep, and it’s casual to the point where it really just fits into the world perfectly.

A brief summary of the premise of the first episode will hopefully get you hooked. I’m really bad at summaries, but I promise it’s a billion times better than how I talked about it here:

Captain Orimar Vale is dead, and a mutiny will be on Gable, Jonnit, Travis, and Dref’s hands if they are unable to keep up the ruse of him being alive. To do this, necromancy (deeply forbidden magic) is performed by the Dref, the ship's doctor, to turn him into a semi-functional zombie. Captain Orimar is famous for his abilities as a captain; to replicate this will take great skill.

As they run out of supplies, they make a desperate decision: port on the land of one of Orimar’s scorned lovers or deal with the growing uneasiness of the rest of the crew. They haven’t seen their captain healthy in months, and whispers about his health are starting. However, greater danger will await them when they take to the skies again, lurking just beyond the clouds…

And more propaganda as to why I think you guys will like it:

There are unique and interesting gameplay mechanics they use to tell a really cool story, and if you like Hermitcraft or any other sorta storytelling-based SMP, I promise you’ll like it. Like. If you liked Boatem from Hermitcraft 8, you’ll love the characters in Skyjacks. The players are exceptionally good at playing their characters, their humour is unmatched by anything similar I’ve had the pleasure of seeing, and the story is prioritized, which I think is an amazing choice.

Best part? It’s still ongoing after, like, 5 years. Some people have left, but a good chunk of the OG cast has stayed. Not that leaving is bad, because holy crap, 5 years is a long time, and stories have to end at some point! It’s a good way of getting into something and knowing there is still a shit ton of content to be explored.

The music is good. The story is good. The characters and humour are amazing. The lore of the world is sprinkled throughout, and as you learn more about the world, the more excited you get. It’s incredible so far, and if you decide to listen to it, I will actually love you forever and ever. My boyfriend is on episode 190, and he finds it so funny every time I go. Oh my god, this is so cool.

Link to the podcast, but in a playlist (up to 180). So it’s in order and easy to find, since it’s a part of something else from the oneshot network:

#I need you guys to get into skyjacks I cannot do this alone #Can’t even look in the skyjacks tag for fan art to loose my mind about because I am literally over 200 1hr+ episodes BEHIND #I promise it is so worth it #I’m almost done episode 11 : #which is so so early so it would be very easy to catch up to me #I’m going to reblog this once a day or so I think #collapses in a heap of dust this post was never supposed to be this long #also please don’t spoil me if you’re ahead or get ahead guys istg i will kill you with my bare hands I’ll put my episode number in my pinne #ack tags too long #me when I infodump for 45 minutes straight when I should be working on my final essay #I’m dragging you fuckers kicking and screaming. Please guys. #I realize now this will like definitely show up in the tags but honestly I don’t know if that matters

[h3artshapedkisses]

tbh you can kinda tell that a staggering majority of TIFs nowadays are straight women and girls because of the simple fact that they just don’t know that you can be a gnc woman and be straight.

Hell most of them don’t even know that you can BE a gnc woman. They seriously believe that their hobbies, interests, and fashion preferences that usually align with stereotypes of men make them men instead of gnc women.

This, in my opinion, isn’t just due to them being ignorant about butch women (though many are, sadly) I think what it is is that when they dress like how they want, they get labeled lesbian/butch lesbian specifically and since they aren’t attracted to biological woman, they get confused and think “this must mean I am a gay man!” instead.

As much as I will never understand heterosexuals, I feel rlly bad that heteronormativity has made these women feel like they can’t have cropped hair, wear no makeup, and wear a suit while being loved by a man.

This also might be a reason why the so-called ‘straight’ tranzmen typically date TIMs. They are just straight gnc woman and it hurts them to be reminded that most straight men aren’t fond or loving towards women but to femininity. That’s why they say things like “I want to be feminine but in a gay guy way” or “I started feeling comfortable wearing feminine things again after I started looking more male” :( I honestly feel bad for how bad they feel for themselves. mutilated and humiliated for the sake of a man loving you in your natural form.

#radblr #radical feminism #radical feminist safe #radical feminists please touch #rad fem #radical feminst #black radfems #radfems please touch #radfem safe #gnc straight women only gets i’ll bad for #lesbians don’t like dick and will never even look at one willingly #^ tifs usually love dick and can’t go a day without singing it’s praises or a being it’s attached to. #that’s why i get confused when y’all say they are just butch lesbians in denial like they are very clearly straight gnc women

[zaddyazula]

the most tragic thing about aot was mikasa being that obsessed with eren COME ON GIRL

#genuinely had my head in my hands like mikasa you are better than this #i’m fairly neutral eremika i don’t really ship them (i cried over them) but christ. come on mikasa #i do love mikasa my poor girl she is stronger than i’ll ever be but please stop trying to have sex with a bird 😭 your kids are watching 😭 #obviously i am joking the entire aot ending was tragic i was crying my eyes out for 40 minutes straight #but not even during season 4 throughout the whole show i was begging mikasa to do something for herself once #and saving eren’s life ten thousand times does not fall under that #zad talks #aot #aot spoilers #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #snk #mikasa ackerman #eren jaeger

[milimeters-morales]

love it when girls just can’t stand him. he truly is spider-man

#miles morales #spiderman #spider man #tiana toomes #starling #miles sees that ‘this action with scare the hoes. proceed?’ notif pop up and presses YES 90% of the time #not even scaring straight up disrespecting and traumatizing #he’s so silly with it though. don’t ever make him face consequences please ? #m&m posts

[v0idwraith]

John calling Mariana “Mari” is just fueling my “Mariana is both ms Hudson and Mary Morstan” headcanon

#i don’t even know if headcanon is the right word but ‘theory’ also feels wrong #mary morstan #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #sherlock & co #mrs hudson #sherlock and co #for the record since i’ve seen a lot of people get a bit worked up over this; #i have no issue if john and mariana get together. do i want johnlock? sure. but i also think mariana and john could be good #as long as they don’t make sherlock straight i’m happy (on my knees begging for ace sherlock PLEASE)

[doodleplus]

genshinified them…i wanted to know what zoro would look like with a vision and it devolved from there (first six are splash wips)

bare-bones details/mechanics of how this au would work under the cut hehe

Luffy is a young adventurer who wants to find all the gnoses (reasons unclear), was mockingly called ‘king of the archons’ as a result, then adopted that as his goal. He meets Zoro in Inazuma, where he was imprisoned under the ruling of the Raiden Shogun, and upon temporarily defeating her, they escape with no destination in mind. Nami decides to hitch a ride with them, promising that she’ll navigate their wave rider to the next place they are trying to go. (And they meet Usopp and Sanji and leaves for her hometown in Fontaine to pay off Arlong etc etc)

It follows the main story from then on, except it’s much more condensed (Teyvat is much smaller than the One Piece world), and there’s much more of a spotlight on how archons (and gnoses) work. Devil Fruits, Haki, Points, and other magical combat abilities are condensed into Visions (for the sake of world placement), though Vision strength levels get introduced to accommodate power levels of characters in One Piece.

Anyhow! I’ve thought of all the strawhats’ countries of origin + element + weapons so I’ll list them here: (since I’ve not gotten super far into the anime it’s not perfect (past Robin it gets hazy for me))

- Luffy

* grew up in Mondstadt, nation of origin Natlan, Khaenri’ah (though he doesn’t know nor care)

* has an anemo vision that he activated by grabbing a hollow vision out of a chest the red-haired pirates had found (matches his eating of the devil fruit in canon)

* catalyst user as he can’t fight with weapons well

- Zoro

* grew up in Inazuma

* has a dendro vision that he gained when he promised to become the world’s greatest swordsman with kuina (who already had a pyro vision)

* sword.

- Nami

* grew up in Fontaine, country of origin Inazuma

* gained her (hydro) vision after Arlong took her away and tried to sell it. when that failed, she refused to use it until she was free from Arlong. However, she doesn’t really know how to control her powers until she fights Ms. Double Finger with a spear specially forged for her.

* polearm user, most specially her clima-tact (as she calls it)

- Usopp

* from Mondstadt, father is from Natlan

* gained his geo vision after meeting Onion, Carrot, and Pepper and creating the Usopp Pirates, and he used it to avoid as much trouble as he could—he still usually uses it defensively

* bow user (obviously)

- Sanji

* grew up in Fontaine, born in Snezhnaya

* gained his (pyro) vision not when he tried cooking as a kid in the palace, not on the Orbit, but on the last day of him and Zeff being stranded on the empty island, starving. Zeff had already had a vision then, and it solidified his choice to take the kid in and teach him cooking

* he fights with his legs. catalyst

- Chopper

* from Snezhnaya

* got his cryo vision when he tried to help an injured member of his reindeer pack, which changed him into more of a humanoid reindeer hybrid, leading to him being ostracized until he met Hiluluk, a doctor

* bow user, to mimic the sniping function of brain point. other points function as his elemental skill and burst

- Robin

* from Snezhnaya, but has been in Sumeru for the last few years

* got her vision as she learned to read Khaenri’ahn, which then made her an outlaw

* catalyst user—her attacks make organic mimics of hands, formed by flowers and vines

- Franky

* grew up in Fontaine, country of origin Mondstadt

* got his (electro) vision when apprenticed to Tom as a shipbuilder

* claymore user because in-story he’d be the only character who would be able to use one comfortably

- Brook

* from Mondstadt

* gained his anemo vision when he was about to die on an island near Fontaine, and somehow it kept him alive, blowing food and causing rain storms constantly to where he was stranded (the strawhats have contemplated whether he has a gnosis on him)

* sword user! with great elemental mastery

- Jinbe

* from Inazuma

* gained his hydro vision almost immediately after seeing the ocean for the first time (he was born as a youkai and lived right next to the ocean so it was rather soon after he was born)

* polearm user, and is partial to tridents

BONUS:

- Ace

* grew up in Mondstadt, countries of origin Natlan, Khaenri’ah

* got his pyro vision when he got shipwrecked and stranded on an island after leaving Mondstadt

* is also a catalyst user

- Vivi

* from the desert portion of Sumeru, though has been traveling around Teyvat in disguise

* got her geo vision after fighting Kohza but doesn’t find it useful at all (she wishes she had a hydro vision and is confused as to why Nami rarely uses hers…irony)

* her assigned weapon is a polearm (the peacock feather whips do not have a direct translation into the game, which is frustrating)

If you read all of this, oh boy (and also thanks!)

#one piece #genshin impact #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #usopp #black leg sanji #tony tony chopper #luffy #zoro #nami #sanji #chopper #what is it about anime that makes me want to make aus…please…. #if you’re wondering where franky brook and jinbe are i have ideas #they just don’t look 1:1 with canon (brook wouldn’t be a skeleton and jinbe would be a yokai instead of a straight up fishman) #though i do want to push the designs more for them

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

#‘‘A white mourning. A modern death. Divorce or something similar. All you can do is put more distance between you & him. make him smaller.’’ #jean is a very easy character to hate if you know nothing about him. & you know what they say. easy target doesn’t make for a good practice #judit literally compares harry to intellectually disabled man yet you don’t see ppl hating her because she is outwardly nice. #she’s polite yes but she doesn’t care as much as jean cares for harry #he is not perfect. he is mean. but loyal. if he truly didn't care he wouldn't hab come back to martinaise & coulda just reported harry’s as #he put up with du bois’ bullshit for years and built a toxic (totally straight) relationship with him yet always comes back. #he says he will leave you in the village to die but please understand harry isn't exactly a great person. especially pre-bender hdb. #planned a make up joke & put on a wig for hdb even tho he wasn’t the who started the whole fiasco #you can hate him all you want for leaving harry before & during tribunal but how could he have foreseen all this bullshit would have happen #his second leaving is kinda bullshit writing but #jv is dealing with his own demons too. clinical depression. partner almost died. job is shit. case spiraling out control #i do not blame the DE staff either. sometimes shit just happens. not everything needs a grand explanation. #but it definitely coulda been handled better. but i understand. resources were sparse. #i relate to ​jv. as someone with temper issues & attention problems i have to remove myself from the scene or i'll say shit i'd regret late #my man is having the worst week of his life. leave him alone. #kim is great but have u heard of a man who thinks he's old when he is only 30 & luvs horses & his commie boyfriend that he's divorcin' soon #disco elysium #de fanart #jean vicquemare #disco elysium fanart #jean heron vicquemare #jean posting #illustration #de #artists on tumblr #my art #I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR MONTHSSS YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE. HE LITERALLY HAUNTED ME IN MY SLEEP!!! #i love him normal amount. very healthy. much feelings #my little maiu maiu

[horror-aesthete]

Apparently The Terror producer David Kajganich stated in an Q&A what jobs he thinks the characters would have if they lived in the modern day, and I just…

These are all so fucking funny. Love that one of the show’s producers seemingly has peak Terror brainrot

#personal #amc the terror #the terror #extremely cursed terror posting #also #Franklin- yes 100%. tho I could also see like. mid level office manager who really wants to be your friend #just a real Michael Scott #crozier- yup. fitzjames- yup. #hickey- for sure. silna- absolutely #goodsir- yes. tho I could also just see straight up doctor. like… a pediatric surgeon #little- why do we have to be so mean to this already very sad man???? #hodgson- cursed. so cursed. I HATE it #Irving- yup. blankey- ugh. perfect yes. collins- yes please give this man a break #jopson- YES. oh this made me emotional #hartnell- …there something you wanna tell the class david k? #bridgens- yes. but wheres peglar #tozer- god please don’t make him a cop. please. firefighter works great. gym teacher… I feel like he’s hate children #lady jane- yup. sofia- …honestly yea. I see it

[thealogie]

I don’t think David Tennant and Michael Sheen are actually really together but one of the main reasons why I think it would be very funny if they were, would be imagine telling a 2014 superwholockian deep in the Freebatch and every-configuration-of-the-supernatural-guys-are-secretly-gay tumblrina that the only queer one out of that group of actors was actually David Tennant. Literally came out of nowhere with a steel chair.

The fact that he wasn’t even involved in the superwholock wars, having left the show before doctor who really reached international heights, but he still somehow won them? Last guy you would put your money on in 2014 but here he is

#Benedict Cumberbatch pings me as not 100% straight but I’m not interested enough to know anything about that and please don’t tell me

[sydsliftingface]

Hey guys! Top surgery is really hard! I find a lot of people sort of skip over how difficult major surgery is to go through because of course it’s worth it but !!!!!! Please!!!!!!! If this is a process you are considering going through PLEASE do all of your prep and research and be very prepared to go through an ordeal fr. This is no joke.

#and if you have sensory issues you are in for a straight up nightmare #and the complications are very real as well #make sure you have AT LEAST one or two people available to you most of the time for at least the first 2 weeks #I am so grateful to be where I am and it’s totally worth it in every way #I am so so happy to be free from my breasts fr #but I was blindsided and I was not properly informed of how intense a process this can be. #so please don’t go into this blind and naive. #and make sure you are receiving mental health support as well.

[theghostlyunknown]

Okay, I get that Scar and Grian never left the desert and I get that Ren and Martyn never made it to spring but, let’s be honest, Bdubs and Cleo never left the crastle. I mean, almost every season, even if they’re not even remotely allied, Cleo asks “You’d never betray me, right?” And everytime, Bdubs answers “No. Never.” AND THE WHOLE SPEECH IN LAST LIFE “I trust Bdubs, and Bdubs trust you, so I trust you.” AND WHEN CLEO CHASTISED BDUBS FOR LYING IN DOUBLE LIFE! “Bdubs you should not be lying to me!” AND BDUBS IMMEDIATELY CRUMBLING UNDER PRESSURE! And limited life! “I don’t care who you betray, as long as it’s not me” AND IN 3RD LIFE WHEN CLEO DIED FIRST AND BDUBS WENT HOME AND CALLED HER NAME! Crastle era was so iconic, it’s still my favorite build of the whole series. They’re such an underrated duo, tbh

#ghostlywhispers #trafficblr #last life #3rd life #double life #limited life #zombie cleo #bdoubleo100 #(I get the feeling that it’s because they’re not perceived as a romantic duo) #on that note please don’t tag with shipping #they’re chemistry is insane tho #Cleo is such a good straight man to Bdubs insanity #it’s like perfect balance #giving Barbie/Ken vibes

[treehuggerthegreat]

something i really need to get off my chest even if i just post this privately is That i really dislike ‘caretakers’ in whump writing. or ‘whumper’ i feel like it makes a character (even if they’re just a hypothetical one) feel very 1 dimensional and it makes me so OKAY JUST HEAR ME OUT!!! whumpee i don’t mind much, it makes the prompt or what your talking about a little clearer. But it feels like it’s putting it into a box and making sort of roles which makes it feel less like a prompt and more like we’re in an omega verse fandom and i mean this really lovingly and affectionately and no hate to any of yall. I have a vast amount of characters and i write stories and books and I can say with out a shadow of a doubt, not ONE of them fall under ‘whumper’ or ‘caretaker’ because i develop them as their own individual character. Not even my antagonist are ‘whumpers’

So one of my main antagonists literally burns cigarettes on the MC and abuses the MC. Tries to kill her on her 18th birthday. Shes her mom, and the main character PHYSICALLY cannot leave that situation with out getting the authorities involved until she turns 18. Mom sounds like an ass, she beats ‘whumpee’ up! why would i NEVER call her a whumper? because she’s a whumpee by that logic. Her mom was extremely emotionally abusive, and half the time not fully there. Her shitty ass dad got murdered in front of her when she was just a kid. but Her mom isn’t a whumper either, because she too would be considered a whumpee. She was a world renowned flapper girl, everyone loved her. she LIVED for the fame and her face in newspapers. But behind the scenes she was actively ignoring her distant parents as they continued to try and marry her off. She was then forced into the marriage when she got pregnant with the guy (much so against her will which is why she killed him.) and ever since she’s been delusional and not fully there. It’s generational abuse.

more ramble under the cut + extra clarification on what I’m trying to say

okay but that’s just generational abuse right? There are other whumpers in the real world! Yeah i guess there’s sadists and serial killers, but like, there’s SOOOO much more guys.

I have a mini antagonist, he’s in highschool and he’s meant to be the toxic narcissistic ex of one of my characters. But he’s falling apart trying to get attention, he’s not fully aware of the damage he IS doing. Ass he may be but again behind the scenes he’s constantly fighting with his dad who refuses to do anything around the house and who is also transphobic (she’s bigender but i’ve been using he to make it less confusing right now) and now she has to take care of her little sister and act like a whole ass mom. As a sophomore. In high school. Not only that but her mom died, so she has to struggle with that. She’s just an annoying ass teenager, she doesn’t understand how to treat people or how she’s supposed to be handling what she’s dealing with. But getting attention and being liked at school? now that’s the shit. That’s like drugs for her. But to what lengths does she go to get that extra validation? He uses his boyfriend almost like an accessory. He’s not considerate of his feelings, and most likely doesn’t understand what a relationship is SUPPOSED to be.

Unless you’re making a sociopath character, which i LOVE a good sociopath character, you have to treat them like they also have humanity. Most of the time villains don’t just. Do shit to do it, they have some sort of background that lead up to this!!! And also even then with sociopaths they’re their own individual characters separate from the people they hurt!!! and also NONE of these are end all be alls and all characters must be developed this way!!!!

just my advice and stuff <3 i love all of you out there and i can understand why using certain roles and terms are the go to, and i’m not stopping you!!! i just really wanted to give my two cents so i can possibly help other writers!!!

#just my opinion #please don’t hate me #Please i swear to god I’m not looking to get harassed right now #BUT it’s been eating me for days and i just #I REALLY NEEDED TO RAMBLE #I rambled too much about my characters but 😘 #whump inspiration #whump prompt #whump #whump angst #whump ideas #angst prompts #whump dynamics #whump community #whumpblr #whump tropes #whump writing #whumpee #ALSO feel free to take as much inspo from my ocs #straight up copy them completely for a first draft #not design but like #Make an exact copy of benny but diff design as a starter oc #fuck i’d be flattered and also it’s really good for beginners #it’s ramble monday