#please fart on me uwu

[barkbarkmewmew]

my poem.

For as long as I have known you, you have been in my mind.

Always. always. always. never leaving me alone.

Reaching out, you are silent but deadly.

Terrifying other people around me, suffocating. suffocating. Suffocating.

#read the first letter of each sentence #uwucore #ass sniffing #I like sniffing my own farts. #is this poetry? #is this relatable #I like smelly feet too #please fart on me uwu #please send me a video of you farting please #pleaseeee #im desperate #please do it #come oooon #do it please #send me fart videos

[muichiro-tokito122]

HASHIRA X READER.

This is my first post so please don’t come at me if I’m horrible. Okey? 🥲

Tengen Uzui:

•No context, you’re his fourth wife (five if you include Rengoku)

•Treats you like a princess

•Carries you around

•Spoils you rotten (RIP his bank account)

•Loves you the way your body the way it is 🥰

•His favorite part of you is your hair, because he can run his fingers through it, or pull it when…you get the idea. 💃💃💃

how they would cuddle you:

Himejia Gyomei:

•Is always gentle with you •gives you head pats

•LOVES cuddles! 🥰

•Very good at listening

•Often says he can’t see you but he thinks you have a beautiful soul

•would protect you and defend you no matter what

•Trusts you a lot

•his favorite part of you is your hands, because he loves holding hands with you

how they would cuddle you:

this is so cute lol 😭 (I wanna be cuddle too)

Sanemi Shinazugawa:

•TSUNDERE ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

•Gentle? Tf is that?

•Leaves bites and all sorts of marks on you, especially your neck and thighs

•Always proud to show you his new scars 🥸

•Yells at men who try to talk to you

•round 22, anyone?

•Allows himself to cry in front of you 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

•this bitch leaves hickeys on places your uniform doesn’t cover 👁️🫦👁️

•His favorite part of you is your neck because its the most sensitive and easy to mark 😩

how they would cuddle you:

Kyojuro Rengoku:

•Loves when you call him handsome ( ˘ω˘ )

•Has baby fever (terrible baby fever…) 🥺🍼

•Let’s you brush or style his hair

•Finds your embarrassment funny when he yells “UMAI” in restaurants. And smiles at you. •Comforts you 🥹

•Respects you greatly

•Covers you in gentle kisses when you feel body insecurities (uwu 😍😍😍)

•Your meals are his favorite (if you cook, if you don’t cook he loves teaching you and learning new recipes with you! 🥰)

•His favorite part of you is your smile, but body parts would be your arms, because he loves your hugs

how they would cuddle you:

Giyu Tomioka:

•Loves your eyes

•Falls asleep on you

•sleep mumbles

•Cries infront of you, but cries less knowing you’re there

•Flexes on Shinobu that not everybody hates him

((“SHINOBU YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT YOU NOT EVEN THE FART!!!!!!!!”.. I’m sorry, I’ll shut up now…))

•Tells you about his sister and Sabito

•Loves neck kisses from you

•Smiles in front of you

•Gentleman

•Gets you flowers

•Gentle kisses

•Loves kissing your stomach and hips

•Wants you to run your fingers through his hair

•He suddenly gets clingy out of nowhere and hugs you from behind

•You make him feel wanted

•My boy WHIMPERS during 💃💃💃

•His favorite part of you is your eyes, because they feel welcoming to him

how they cuddle you:

No bffr he’s so clingy in Fannon 😭

Obanai Iguro

Daddy— sorry- Daddy?! Sorry.. DADDY?!

•Sub. Sub sub sub. •Refuses to let you be in control and says that it’s not fair that you’re being dom 💅🏻😝😌

•Eats around you

•Spoils you rotten

•Still hates tomioka and makes you social distance from him. •Tried to attack Giyu when you hugged him 💀

•claims he’s ‘allergic’ to ALL women, including you, but then ends up clinging to you in crowded areas

•Has social anxiety

•Kaburamaru (the snake) loves you as well. •Let’s you pet Kaburamaru

•His favorite part of you is your waist, he hugs it from behind, grabs it around other people, holds it when cuddling you, kisses it during 💃💃💃, he just loves your waist, okay? 🙄

how they cuddle you:

Mummy (°▽°)

Muichiro Tokito AGED UP:

•Falls asleep on you

•Does’t really know what to do you pleasure you, so he just ends up flustered and buries his face in your neck 😭🥺

•Cuddles you till you’re fucking numb

•Cursed out your ex’s

•stares at you for a long time without noticing it

•didn’t understand why your face was all contorted when he 💃💃💃 you, so when he thought you were in pain and started giving you head pats

•The first time you asked him to go faster he didn’t understand and just stared at you. It got awkward quick. He just muttered “What..? Uh… What was I supposed to do again…?” •Lets you braid his hair, when he asked if he should cut it you thought of smacking him, but you didn’t BECAUSE HES TOO CUTE 🫦💀🥸🥹🥰😍

•When in the mood he just throws you over his shoulder and walks off to the bedroom, but in public he straight out says “Hey, (name). Can I fuck you right now?”. Shinobu slapped him for that. •He doesn’t believe in quickies.

•If he gets jealous he walks up to you and nuzzles your back, looking up at you with those big, innocent, minty eyes. In other cases he just walks up to the person he’s jealous of and starts cursing them out.

•His favorite part of you is your breasts because he thinks they’re soft like the clouds, he likes them non sexually too. or if you are FLAT.. sorry that was mean… 😨😳… He likes your cheeks (face cheeks you dirty minded bitches), again, because they are soft like clouds, and he likes how they turn red when he pinches them or kisses them.

how they cuddle you:

pls Mui, pls come to life and cuddle me😢

Mitsuri Kanroji: (I’ve never wrote for girls so don’t come at me if it’s horrible, pls 😭)

•Gets flustered easy

•Styles your hair to be like hers

•MATCHING OUTFITS!!!!!!

•Loves shopping with you, just going out in general

•Introduced you to everyone she knows

•Gets overly excited when you compliment her or give her a gift

•Her love language is words of affirmation and physical touch

•You two stay up late together doing skincare and eachothers makeup and nails

•Her favorite part of you is your face because she likes the way you look at her 🥰

how they would cuddle you:

Shinobu Kocho: (again. I’ve never done girls 🥲😭)

•Helps you bully your enemies

•takes care of you when sick

•ALWAYS wins arguments

•Goes on missions with you and complains about how lonely and annoying Tomioka is

•Calls you pretty

•Her favorite part of you is your hair. Because she loves brushing it and styling it

how they would cuddle you:

Note to Muichiro: Fuck me. Fucking fuck me then marry me and then give me all your babies then marry me again then stretch out this little tiny fucking pussy then bite me and— nevermind🥲

Tysm for all the likes, lovelies. I will be doing a part two including these people below:

Tanjiro, Nezuko AGED UP, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Kanao, and Aoi Kanzaki

love to you for all the support and reblogs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I got lots of love on this, but I only have 1 AoT fanfic and I really want to do some more, and possibly some fics for MHA too, bc I’m obsessed, but please be patient for part two on Demon Slayer/Hashira x Reader 🥺

Oh my god, lovely’s! I promised part two, but I’m so fuckin’ busy rn with school, (we have to submit a painting) and my teacher already hates me so bear with me 😭😭😭😭😭

#kny x reader #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #lovers #anime and manga #fluff #smut #tengen uzui #rengoku kyojuro #gyomei himejima #giyu tomioka #muichiro tokito #mitsuri kanroji #shinobu kocho #obanai iguro #sanemi shinazugawa #hashira x reader

[matashaw]

JUDGING YOU BRUTALLY BASED ON YOUR SUPA STRIKAS FAVOURITE CHARACTER

(this is obvi a joke, dont take it seriously pls.....)

Are you fucking serious rn? Fucking Shakes???? You're basic as fuck and have no taste in men. Also you are 100% straight, and probs have "nor/mal" in your bio

No Timmy, you're not irl El Matador, grow up

And you either are super homophobic or super gay

.....wow?

Are you ok??? Do you need help???

You're racist

You're gay + a furry

And you probs have a bodypillow of him

I hope you explode

Also you're def white

You're american.

Stop listening to taylor Swift and go to therapy

+ you have daddy issues

.....are you fucking serious?

You have a piss kink

You had an e-girl/boy phase

Go to therapy

+you probs bit someone in school

Jumpscare warning

You scare me

+You had a yaoi uwu phase

you have a femboy fetish

+you're NOT straight

You're bald

+you probs dont even know how to swim

+you have a feet fetish

.....omg?

Are you real? Do yall really exist?

If yall do, go outside pls

What?

You're a mexican divorced old man w kids

You're an obese dorito kid

......you play fornite

You're poor and have no house

Your name is Gas

Gay gay homosexual gay

You make fart jokes

You have no friendos

You probs bite your own toe nails

"erm... Actually....🤓☝️"

You scare me

Please stop hiding under my bed

If your fav character wasnt here im not sorry,

#Supa strikas #supa strikas shakes #Supa strikas el matador #Supa strikas cool Joe #Supa strikas twisting Tiger #Supa strikas Big bo #Supa strikas North Shaw #Supa strikas dancing rasta #Supa strikas blok #Supa strikas Klaus #Supa strikas Skarra #Supa strikas Riano #Supa strikas Uber #Supa strikas Miko Chen #Supa strikas líquido #Supa strikas Andre meda #Supa strikas de los santos #Supa strikas Donaldo #Supa strikas zoom Zahir #Supa strikas Shane finn #Supa strikas ninja #Supa strikas Jhon jay jhonson jr #Supa strikas Chuck #Supa strikas Jhon #Supa strikas Ja Nein

[fartquen12]

(IM BACK) yandere greedler x female reader.

HEY GUYZ IM BACK AFTER A FEW MONTHS.... HOPE YALL MISSED ME UWU.... JUST.. ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF FART

TRIGGER WARNINGS: onceler being MY version of onceler, Major character death, mentions of rape/non-con, Farts, poop, dookie,eating disorders, bulimia, body dysmorphia (vice versa jhonnythin style yk what i mean) will defenitly offend you if your a mini kyle or mini ravi.

You were here... you finally made it to the shitty place with all the trees you couldnt stop laughing at how hobo this town was... You were.. happy i guess when you saw this weird GUY.. uh wtf.. you thought to your self.

you walked over to him who was fighting this little orange guy..

“No shutu-”

“AHEM.. WHO ARE YOU?”

The fatass dude stared at you for a long time before making a run for it to his shitty houuse...

“um..” you said

“BRO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOY?” the lorax asked..

you just ran to your house.. that was real. And went to bed.

your was awoken by this weird sound... *scratch* you look over and see some creep looking at you through the window.. 

“OH HELL NAH” you said as you slammed the blinds shut. You coudnt make out who that creep was.. but he continued watching you.. at night.

“GURRRR” you said as a attempted to open my laxative bottle. 

*scratch-*

“WHA- DUDAAAA!” you yelled slamming the blinds shut again.

You began making it a habit to keep the door shut and locked and the windows closed.. no matter what.

One day you were staring at yourself in the mirror while laying upside down with your head hanging off the bed. You were bored and were looking around the room. since it was 12:00pm it would be safe too go outside.. but were you gonna risk it..? no. Ever since the creep stole your laxatives while you were gone and put a fan in your bathroom you havent felt safe.. You stared at the doorframe.. when you noticed something... rather... strange. You stood up on the bed to get a better look and to be able to reach it... IT WAS A MINI CAMERA. your jaw dropped and apparently so did your asshole because in that moment a huge flow of dirhea came out of your ass in fear. you ran to the toilet and threw the camera in before shitting all over it. While you shit you thought about everything that camera saw... Every time you scratched your butt.. every time you twerked.. every time you replayed that one abigail blyg and nick furcillo edit... AND THAT ONE TIME YOU CRIED TO “taco farts by mr farts and the band” WTFFF.

You began to cry. as you ran to your bed and slept all day. You woke up at 2:00am to check your house for any other cameras..

*scratch scratch*

“NO! NOOO!.. Listen.. please dont hurt me! stop stealing my laxatives and we can all be friends..”

*silence*

You sighed and ran to the bathroom and cried on the toilet as you ate takis and laxatives and shat like crazy. 

“why me!?!?!”

you began scratching your ass s you fell asleep on the toilet.

Next day you finally went out to town to get groceries.. you kept seeing this guy called the.. onceler? He was pretty nice and you felt bad for him about the whole thneed thing. it was a good idea to you but no one else like em i guess. 

“Hey! Onceler how are you?” you said attemting to make conversation.

“good.. what about you..?”

“Uhh... ive been okay..? There is this creep who keeps recording me tough i cant tell who though..?”

“heheheeee..”

“what?”

“check your bathroom... y/n” he said smiling.

You ran home as fast as possible slamming and locking your door and seeing it..

Yes. He was the “creep” you thought as you saw the camera in the bathroom you had.

“OH SICK!” you yelled before ripping it down. You heard something knock at your doorloudly and when you didnt answer..there was a knock.. at your bedroom door from inside the house.

You began to panic as you jumped and hid under the bed slamming a hand over your mouth to mask the sound of coughing from the battle with the toilet a minute ago. 

Thats when the onceler came int your room and grabbed you straight up from out under the bed and forced a mask over your face  with a gas to make you sleep. 

You woke up in a dark room. with this weird guy.. even though he had kidnapped you.. even though he had ruined your life.. and he raped you that one time... you liked him.. in a weird way. AFter weeks of treating him like a boyfriend and finding out about his factory and what not. He let you have free access to the house when he left for work. what he didnt know... is that he was going to regret that.. 

You saw his car leave and when you did you bolted for the toilet. You began throwing up last nights dinner the dinner before that the one before that and.. the one before that.

You had gotten super skinny... what you didnt know was that the onceler was coming home early.

“oh god *cough cough*” y/n said hovered over the toilet.

“I’m home! Ho-”

oh shit.

HE stared at you before running into the bathroom. you were excited for him to see you. you knew he was going to hug and kiss yo-

“GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY WAYYYYAAA!” he yelled shoving your head away from the toilet and pulling his pants down to shit. But when you continued trying to throw up he got really mad.. with poop dripping down his legs he stood up and began to beat the everloving shit out of you. 

“DONT *smack* BOTHER *smack* ME *smack* ON *smack* THE *smack* TOILETTTT *smack smack smack*!!!” he said as he began to break every single bone in your body.. you decided to go into the light where you saw turds with halos on their heads.. Guess moving to that hobo town wasnt so funny after all..

THE END

#yandere onceler #yandere #yandere greedler #greedler x you #greedler x reader #onceler x reader #fem reade #nominiravisallowed #nominikylesallowed #fartquen12 #tankfart12

[medicus-felini]

Questions for the mun _(:3」∠)_

On what platform did you start to write?

How far do go with divergencies when it comes to your canon muse?

FC or story first when you develop an OC?

Have you ever developed a ship based on writing with a certain other character / mun? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

What new addition would make your Tumblr experience so much better?

@waxgentleman`♡´ Questions for the mun.

On what platform did you start to write?

Okay, okay, don't hang me on a cross, but when I was a smol Fungi, my friends and I started with Telegram because of the options to make separate groups, and the fact that you would generally have better options than WhatsApp (also a desktop version!) just made us use this for rp and writing. Publically, I started on Tumblr uwu

`♡´

How far do you go with divergences when it comes to your canon muse?

My personal taste is to stay close to the official canon portrayal of the muse. I do like to nibble on it and change some things here and there. If things change or come to mind as hcs, you just sprinkle it on top of them ♡

Nothing against canon divergent muses, I adore them very, very much. It takes much courage and creativity to actually pull that off. I am just a little coward who clenches on the canon portrayal too much ;w;

`♡´

FC or story first when developing an oc?

Most of the time, I have brain farts for some interesting background or maybe some fun character dynamics. Like for Linn, my mind was like, "Man, these guys are absolutely feral and scary. What if they had a literal sweetheart angel on their ship?" And the rest followed. Like personality always comes first, appearance comes afterward, mixed with backstory.

`♡´

Have you ever developed a ship based on writing with a certain character / mun?

Namae just wants to hear it like the attention-seeking puppy he is. YES, I DID AND YES MR. 3 WAS THE ISSUE. That is the charm of letting things happen naturally, I suppose =3=. Like my humble self, it was not planned! But it turned out very spicy and is probably one of my all-time favorite ships. Honestly, I would ship with all your muses if you happened to write more. You make it so easy darling baby ♡

`♡´

What new addition would make your Tumblr experience so much better?

Feeling like Tumblr staff wrote that question, lmao. Get rid of the Lives. I would love to tinker more with my dashboard. Give me the decision to start on my Following tab. Give me quick access to my drafts and my inbox without taking 1000 clicks (because I forgot that they are under your own account first).

And by all that is good and holy, please make side blogs have more liberties. I want them to be like normal ahh blogs. I want to switch quickly through my muses. Not only that, but I have five Google accounts for every muse I write. You could just make the good ol' Instagram and toggle your accounts with one click.

I have more, for sure, but these bug me.

#⚕ ⦅ Break time. ⦆⠀⠀/ ooc . #⚕ ⦅ I can spare some time for that. ⦆⠀⠀/ ask games .

[umi-sen-yama-sen]

Just a brief Kunikuzushi (a.k.a Scaramouche/Balladeer) satirical or comedic character development skit

Tsun-tsun Scaramouche in the early patch:

*will kill u on the spot along with Mona Megistus and gives u the middle finger*

"So long, suckers!"

(By "Suckers" — "Motherfuckers," is actually what he meant.)

—

Pre-villain Scaramouche at Inazuma: *poisons u with a specialized fart that makes u unconscious for hours*

*brags that he got the Electro Archon's gnosis*

"Haha, fuck y'all. *Peep's* (censored bc he still hates his creator) gnosis is mine."

—

On the Hunt Scaramouche (Wanderer, Kazuha 2.0; Sumeru circa 2022):

*u both meet at unexpected places*

"Look at that, traveler is so obsessed with me that he/she always finds me wherever I go; like the Knights of Favonius, I guess Fatui are also an inefficient bunch, and weirdos; even dumbass 11th can't catch me."

((*inserts Tartaglia sneezing somewhere in Snezhnaya, or perhaps choking on his one slice of Kartoshka*))

—

Wanderer (as a weekly boss):

"Fuck you! I don't need your help. I abhor all of you! I despise all of you, you mongrels! Did she (Ei) asked you to search for me? Ha! What a joke, fuck off! Tell her to fuck off too!"

((He's actually having a mid-life crisis because of serious issues of abandonment and a product of poor parenting thx to Ei; #PoorChild))

—

Wanderer (when traveler have managed to kick his poor ass):

*Power of friendship mode on*

*Kazuha magically appears (the last descendant of his very old friend (?))*

Kazuha: My *peep, name of alleged ancestor* would never like to see you like this if he's still alive.

*Talk no jutsu happened with traveler's help UwU*

*Urusai urusai intensifies feat Wanderer*

"Do you think your words would affect me? Of course not!"

>>>> actually it did (he's a puppet with feelings after all)

*Wanderer began to reflect; he actually didn't like his Anemo (element?) delusion, but has come to understand why it's being Anemo*

>>>> ofc dead friend

*inserts some dramatic transition here with Anemo being the symbol of "fReEdOm" (thx Barbatoes)*

Traveler: People change. It's not too late yet, Koonikoozooshi UwU. Come with us, see the world for yourself.

Wanderer: Heh. *sarcastic, but finally accepting* Even though the sky is fake?

—

*Fast forward*

Wanderer (who's no longer a centuries-old angry ball and is now part of traveler's adventure team):

*composes a short haiku poem out of nowhere, Wanderer is now ur Kazuha 2.0 who makes haikus in his spare time*

The cool breeze

Twisted and crooked,

Then came here.

Kazuha & Traveler: That's a good haiku!Wanderer: Shut. Up.

^ but still a tsun-tsun

(Fin)

ADDITIONAL:

When Wanderer is now playable (voice line)

About *peep*:

"Ha? Who's that? Nevermind, just tell her to eat shit."

< he's actually talking about Ei btw >

(A/N: I was just bored and I'm dying to see Scaramouche leaks, that's why. Please don't mind me. Writing Janus' epilogue is already driving me nuts and my problems irl is taking a toll on me as well.)

#genshin impact #genshin scaramouche #genshin balladeer #genshin kunikuzushi #kunikuzushi #genshin wanderer #sixth of the fatui harbingers #ei's prodigal son is having a midlife crisis in sumeru #incorrect genshin quotes #incorrect genshin skit by yours truly #blame this to Fischl's raven statues #they talk too much smh #it's actually funny to imagine a potty mouth Scaramouche #but this is only a satirical headcanon of mine so don't take it too much #i love my kuso-gaki boy Kunikuzushi— hyv pls release him already

[thebugass]

Total Drama Questions

By @the-type-a

1. Favorite character & why? Courtney because of the simple fact that she slays. She terrifies me and intrigues me. What made you like this, Courtney? Are you aware that you're a wreck? Can I fix you? Are you okay? Questions that the show will choose to demonize Courtney over answering every time, but a boy an dream.

2. Favorite season? Season one

3. Worst season? ...All Stars

4. Otp? Courtney x Duncan

5. Top 3 couples? Courtney x Duncan, Harold x Lashawna, Alejandro x Heather

6. Create your own challenge. Kiss me...... please?

7. Describe your OC. My OCs a bug. He wouldn't do very well on total drama considering the fact that he's a bug. He wouldn't try either. He'd just bug the competition. What a lad.

8. Least fav character & why? Owen. I understand that he's the nostalgic face of the series, but dear lord, not one of his jokes has ever landed for me. If you're into fart jokes, good for you. I'm sick of it, and it's just gross for me. At least Justin had "I wouldn't know, math is for ugly people." I quote that daily. I'm also a huge Mike hater. As somebody with DID... oof. Can I have... better representation... please? I'll take anything at this point. Just don't make EVERY CHARACTER WITH DID EVIL STOP ITTTT. im the only evil one uwu :) WAIt NO I FORGOT ABOUT SIERRA. This list is going off the rails, I'm sorry. Sierra's 100% my least favorite, though. Isn't abuse and stalking FUNNY, guys? Isn't this horrible thing I had to deal with for years just absolutely HILARIOUS. Insert laughs here. No. I'm giving you judgmental stares, Fresh TV. You've been towing the line for a while, and Sierra just crossed it and then ran a few miles for good measure. Fuck you, Sierra.

9. Favorite challenge? The awakeathon. It was a down to earth, neat idea. Not to say I don't like the insane ideas from later, because I do, but it just felt so... normal. When they're getting mauled by bears, I can't relate. I CAN relate to being exhausted because please just let me sleep.

10. Do you have a favorite fan fic? Yes. You don't get to know what it is, though.

11. How old were you when you joined the fandom? Thirteen when I watched the show and fourteen when I began to stalk the fandom from the shadows.

12. Did you ever RP, if so, who? Never done a total drama RP, I'm afraid. The idea just has never appealed to me.

13. Top five girls? Am I allowed to list Courtney five times? No? Okay. Courtney, Heather, ...God, I have the Wiki pulled up. I do not like many of these poor people, do I? Bridgette's alright. I like Crimson because she has a cool design. Lashawna's a neat lass, too.

14. Top five guys? Duncan, Alejandro, Noah, Cody, and Harold.

15. Who would you join an alliance with? I'll take Bridgette or Gwen. Bridge is entirely useless and I'm not all that fond of Gwen, but they seem vaguely trustworthy. Don't let Gwen near your boyfriends, though.

16. Who would you wanna go against in the final two? Cody. I can beat Cody's ass. (Sorry Cody ily)

17. Underrated character? Courtney. Very popular character, but there is no height that she can reach that wouldn't be underrated for her magnificence.

18. Favorite TDWT song? THE ONE ABOUT BUG FUCKING. You see, I am a bug. I do not fuck bugs but you get my point. If I had one. I don't think I had a point.

19. Worst TDWT song? The racist Chinese one.

20. Is there another show you’d like to see a crossover with TD? I want a TD crossover with my OCs (non TD related) just because they'd be so concerned the entire time like "Your host just threw a shark at you are you ok" and everyone would be like "Oh no thats normal"

21. Favorite team (of any season)? The villians from all stars. Hate all stars and hate almost all of the characters but fuck if it isn't funny to shove every asshole into one house with poor Gwen.

22. Who do you think deserved to win at least once? C O U R T N E Y. She would invest the money. Responsible little gal.

23. Something you would change 100% from any season? TDWT Duncney breakup. And if that has to happen, TDAS Gwuncan breakup. I still want it to happen, but GOD. If that abomination of a ship is what you destroy my OTP for, what was the point. Oh. Drama. Right. Listen, if Duncney has to go out, let it go out for something good. Not whatever that two second long relationship was.

#td duncney #td courtney #td duncan #total drama #td #tdi

[jinx06]

Introduction!

-ˋˏ✄┈He3yo! , 🌑 Please call me by the name Jinx / Yugo ! i am nonbinary but i go by any pronounce lol i am 13 and my zodiac is a cancer a cool fan of cybercore / space ; universe 🎕

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༓☾ What i Wr1te for ; Genshin malewifes and girlbosses ( a retired player coughs.. i made it out to 58 though) Honkai imp Haikyuu black butler houseki no kuni Tbhk Nijisanji EN (also Shxtou bcs I CAN WMAHAHAHh augah)

angst ; comf ; fluff ; one shots ; slight yandere just slight... ; a lot of role reversal bcs its WHOLSOME IM TELLING YOU

just informing yall that the reader can be any gender but the reader is not a cute uwu pie like "wearing my oversized hoodie i stole from childe uwu sits on lap while he plays fornite...!!!!@97!*" the ready is not tall not short just right! ;skull; right now i wont be doing much since i am pretty busy to watch some others animes or stuff but yeah!! ⋆┈┈｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡┈┈⋆

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no smut , incest , P3dophilia , bullying , extreme yandere themes , and no smut or super fucaking short readers. small than avarage readers are alright! also no one please compare my writing to other writers. ༓☾ uhh stuff?? ; please ask if you can be a ;/emoji/; anon ! no bringing me into dramas, big nono! if i did a problematic thing please dont hesitate to speak out and ill try to do my best fix what i did and say sorry. i am hyper HWDAWVDAGDVADYAGUHIDOAJIHDJHACYSGUDHIJUOALKJDNBAVGFY ok sorry ok aok feel free to ask me to write anything besides the ones in my rules trollololol oka ! ⋆┈┈｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡┈┈⋆ ༓☾ My Masterlist Plans! ;

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im sorry i cant my humour sorry i have nothing yet to show you my writing but ill try to post one as soon as i can sobbing crying screaming yelling farting have a good day yall mwa/p /gen/pos/slayed

#introducing myself #introduction #lolfart #genshin #malewifes #honkai #honkai imp

[byallmeans1]

Can I draw your icon Victoria? As soon as I saw your post of Levi and Hanji with their daughter. I thought of drawing her in school telling the other kids with some goggles on her head. Saying, "bitches get in line were going to do some science" 🤣 (idk if you're okay with her cussing cause I figured she might of over heard Levi cussing a few times and I'm pretty sure from Hanji to) Anyways I love your art and just wanted to know if I can draw her. 💕😊

OH MY GOD YES. YES. DRAW HER. And yes, she’s definitely cussing because apparently her parents don’t know how to behave in front of their children (: 

#omg somebody wants to draw my oc! #ohmygod #im so happy uwu #please tag me #i want to see it #ask #anon #oc #levihan #victoria ackerman #tbh she would be selling these poor children some science of farting or sth like that #because *cough* their parents are specialists in this major

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Guys I need a minute.

No ones in trouble, i promise. If you were I would of already sent you a message. No one here atleast. We’ve all seen the posts about supporting writers and artists by reblogging, liking and leaving comments which is absolutely true. It is helpful and it’s good for our hearts

*but*

when we ask for this stuff, that is not permission to harass us with updates or overbearing comments.

Example:

“OMFFFFFG I NEED YOU TO UPDATE THIS STORY RIGHT NOW OR ILL DIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

“HEY YOUR ART MAKES ME FART CAN YOU DRAW MY SHIP PLEASEE OMG ITD MAKE ME SOOSOSOEO HAPPY”

“update 😺”

it’s been a year 😡

“You haven’t updated in forever what gives? This is why no one likes your stuff any more uwu”

Comments like these are harmful to creators. We don’t feel encouraged when we read comments like these it just discourages us and sometimes makes us regret doing the piece in the first place. Cause in case you forgot, we do this stuff for free. On top of our already hectic lives. School, jobs, families. Some of us even go through crisis’s which are bad enough when you’re getting the same harassing comment ten times from the same person

So please, if you want to be encouraging of creators take a moment and ask yourself “is this comment going to cause mental harm?” a good example of a comment would be:

“Hey you’re story is great! I loved “‘this this and this’ keep up the good work!”😊😊

“Good job”

“-insert essay about why you loved the story- sorry for the long post 🥺 happy creating!”

even essays are fine if you’re not being toxic. Being excited for a story or art piece for it is fine just don’t let it become toxic against the creator you’re trying to encourage.

in short

Dont:

Threaten the creator

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Bully

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Leave kind comments

follow

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commission if you can

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be supportive if the creator has to take a step back due to personal problems or just decided this is a project they no longer have interest in

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Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 7

a/n: im sorry but takeru could take my uwus like hes so adorable yall 🥺😭

anon:

-LETS BE HONESTTT WITH OURSELVES. oikawa bringing takeru to practice cuz he forgot he promised to watch him n so he asks you to watch him while he rushes off to change— and then takeru goes OFF after he hears that YOURE the person uncle tooru keeps talking about. he basically just exposes oikawa, gets on your good side w all the embarrassing blackmail material he can provide, and oikawa comes back to you grinning like a madwoman HAHAHAHAHA c,:

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-‘ Omg Takeru spills to his mom and grandmother how Oikawa had a crush and how awkward he is around this girl. Which leads to them inviting her over without Oikawa knowing. He comes home one day, a lil upset because yn wasn't at practice only to hear her giggling with his mother and sister while having tea ‘

NOW THIS IS THE REAL TEAAA!!!!!!!

TAKERU IS SUCH A MOOD MY GOD IMAGINE HAVING A CRACKHEAD UNCLE LIKE OIKAWA!!!!😭😭😭😭

uwu yes i love this req so lets start

so basically

two words:

uncle oikawa

bahahaha no not really but yes really tho

anyways

this is going to basically be the scenario where takeru has accepted you as his auntie

so sit down my little grasshoppers because this is finna be a long one

it all started when oikawa forgot his promise

now,

oikawa prides himself in being a know-it-all and being ‘responsible’ or shit like that but hes,,,,, far from that

like how he was currently running towards the gym where takeru’s volleyball class was at because he forgot that his sister made him promise to pick his nephew up since she was working overtime today

oikawa tooru didnt care about his appearance and the way he huffed as he sonic nyoomed his way there since he was more scared of what his sister would do to him if she finds out he was late

the sight of the gym door has never felt so good

‘TAKERU!!’

he yelled and a head peaked out that belonged to the one and only boy

‘uncle, youre so loud’

he chided and tooru rolled his eyes before grabbing his hand

‘hey, go get your stuff. im late and y/n is going go kill me if im not there’

takeru rolled his own eyes and went at a snail’s pace as he packed up his knee pads and his water bottles

‘TAKERU HURRY UP WHAT-!’

‘hmm,, dont lie uncle. you just want to see the pretty goddess nee-chan’

OKAY TAKERU DANG

so basically,,

its been mentioned that you call the boys a lot or its them calling you and oikawa happens to be the one who calls you constantly

and takeru lives with them and he’s usually up quite late so he hears tooru downstairs while talking to you

like one time, he couldnt sleep and his mom told him to drink warm milk to help him so he was just going down the stairs when he heard tooru laugh

now, dont get him wrong

hes heard his uncle laugh before so hes seen how he laughs around girls and it was like nails on a chalkboard

but this time, it sounded very genuine and his chuckles were almost,,, shy

and he figured that tooru was talking to a girl since he kept saying a girl’s name

‘y/n-chan~ youre so cute~ dont make me come over there and kiss you~’

oikawa cooed and takeru cringed 

so he was talking to you

he was no stranger to your name as he once teased his uncle for being whipped and got an hour long rant about how beautiful you were and nice and angelic and how you were just an angel on earth

so yea he knew you

tooru’s voice became clearer as he stepped foot into the kitchen

even a child like him could tell his uncle was basically in love with you

and he doesnt even really know what love is!!

‘disgusting’

the child said and tooru, who believes in ghosts and is the biggest scaredy cat, shrieked at the sudden voice 

‘oikawa-san? what’s wrong?’

your voice could be heard through his phone but tooru quickly told you good night and ended the call before he got off the chair and crossed his arms to stand in front of takeru

‘what did you say?’

he asked and takeru looked up at him, mimicking his pose

‘i said, its disgusting, uncle’

oikawa looked offended

‘what?! how could you say that?!’

takeru shrugged then he walked over to the fridge

‘yozora-kun told me that girls have cooties and we would die if we get it’

god it was such a childish thing to say but to an actual child like takeru, it sounded perfectly valid

‘its gross and nasty and he said you get all sweaty and you get a fever and ew’

tooru shook his head in disbelief before going over to help the boy get a glass

‘its not nasty or gross or disgusting, takeru. its actually,,, really nice. you dont die from it and you get sweaty when you get nervous and you dont get a fever, you just get flustered, thats all’

takeru still didnt believe him

‘well, he also said girls become monsters and they would eat your face’

KFJDSLFJSLDKIM SCREAMING

oikawa chortled 

‘what?!’

‘you heard me. all girls are monsters and you should protect yourself, uncle’

but when he met you, my oh my, you were no monster

you were,,,,,, really really really pretty

poor takeru doesnt really know the real meaning of beautiful so he settled on you being really really really really pretty

like when oikawa dragged him in the gym, takeru stared at you 

his mind couldnt process on the fact that someone as pretty as you even existed 

but that doesnt really say much since hes only like 8

BUT STILL

oikawa was hurriedly shoving them both in the gym and he was annoyed that takeru was just standing there but he was really just watching you as you scurried around to give the team their towels

‘takeru! come on!’

tooru’s voice snapped him out of it so he finally walked forward

‘y/n-chan~!’

oikawa called out and iwaizumi was about to yell at him for being late but you already had your bad bitch face on and you were strutting over

‘oikawa tooru, do you know how late you are?!’

you scolded and pulled his ear down to your height

‘eeeehhhh~~??? y/n-chan dont be so rough! it hurts! dont hurt oikawa-san!’

he teased to ease your anger but you sucked in a sharp breath

‘ill make sure it hurts more’

oikawa turned pale and started pleading and stuttering

‘please pleaseplease y/n-chan, i had to pick up takeru and it was a total mess and-’

at the mention of takeru, you let go of him and you finally caught sight of the little boy

ohmygee he was so adorable and youre just a sucker for adorable kids so you kinda squatted to his height since the height difference wasnt that big

you gave him a big smile and waved a hand

‘hey, you must be takeru. im y/n’

the poor kid’s face turned red unknowingly and he stiffened before nodding aggressively

‘my name is oikawa takeru and i am 6 years old’

he hand out his hands to prove his age and you giggled before nodding

‘my name is l/n y/n and i am 16 years old’

you held out 10 fingers then switched to having 6 up like he did

‘waaaa youre,,,’

the boy paused to subtract with his fingers before looking up at you with wide eyes

‘youre 10 years older than me!’

you sweatdropped at the sudden thought of being old 

‘hmm i guess i am’

you tilted your head to the side and continued to talk to the boy, completely oblivious to the stares from the others

they all sported a bright red blush and red ears at the thought of you being so good with kids and what if it was their own?

kindaichi gasped and held his hands to his face to cover the burst of all shades of red that decorated his entire face

OHMYGOSH THEYRE SO WHIPPED WHAT

‘ne, nee-chan, i know you’

takeru spoke as you led him to sit down on the bleacher, away from the practicing team and from any rogue balls

‘oh? you do?’

‘eung! uncle talks about you all the time! and he calls you too! i live with him, see, and nana yells at him for being on his phone during dinner because hes talking to you’

takeru admitted and you turned red, suddenly flustered

‘he talks about me? what does he say about me, take-chan?’

the little boy paused, holding his chin to think, then he lit up

‘he calls you beautiful goddess y/n-chan!’

YALL TAKERU IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK

‘he does?’

you asked, wholeheartedly surprised

takeru violently nods his head

‘yes! uncle talks about you all the time! my friend yozora wants to meet you too!’

‘hah? who is that?’

takeru sheepishly scratches his cheek

‘yozora-kun told uncle that girls are gross but uncle got mad and told him you were different because you were pretty and nice and yozora wants to see if you really were’

you laughed at the childish claims of this yozora boy

‘well,,, take-chan, do you think im gross?’

you asked, making the boy flustered again

‘no,,,, nee-chan is really pretty’

he mumbled while twiddling his fingers and you squealed before hugging him

‘oh, take-chan! you should visit more often!’

takeru nodded, smiling at how warm you were

‘eung! i love nee-chan! see? i can say i love nee-chan because im not a coward like uncle!’

you pulled away just slightly with a raised eyebrow

‘what are you talking about, takeru?’

the child puffed out his chest and his lip took on a smug angle

‘uncle talks to the mirror every morning! he says hes practicing! he takes forever just saying he loves you in the mirror and he doesnt let me pee! but its okay! because uncle can keep being coward but i get the pretty nee-chan!’

a disbelieving smile settled itself on your face and you absentmindedly caressed his smaller hand

‘what else does uncle do, take-chan? you see, nee-chan wants to tease him!’

takeru paused then lit up

‘oh! before i was born, mama told me uncle ate flowers because he thought his fart would smell like roses!’

‘hah?!’

your cries of shock made the boy laugh and you joined in with him

‘also! iwa-nii made me a tree house, right?! and uncle wanted to go in but he was too big so he got stuck at the front door! iwa-nii had to take the front part out and used soap to get him out!’

your cackles attracted the now ready captain and oikawa had an uneasy look

that little brat mustve told you some embarrassing stories based on how you laughed

‘oi! takeru! you shut your mouth right now, young man!’

he shouted and quickly stomped over to you at the bleachers

but you held the boy close, protecting him from the angry brunette

‘no! you stay away, oikawa-san! nee-chan will protect you, take-chan!’

you proclaimed and takeru was more than happy to snuggle closer and stick his tongue out at his uncle

you had a similar mischevious look and a wide but scary grin on your face that spelled nothing but trouble

was he,,,, being blackmailed right now?

tooru was scandalised at the thought and the act causign him to lunge over to you, tickling your sides so you could loosen your grip on the child

but you held on, giggling loudly causing takeru to also laugh when tooru’s fingers would touch his side too

‘no! stop-! ack-! tooru!’

you shouted but tooru was able to find an opening to grab takeru by under his arms and you reached over to grab him back but he was already lifted high

‘now what did you tell her, you brat?’

‘nothing!’

takeru shrieked but tooru hummed, not quite believing him

‘i dont think so’

tooru sat down on the floor and placed takeru on his lap with his fingers quickly hitting his ticklish spots

‘NOOO!!!! UNCLE!!!!’

you giggled and joined over, completely forgetting where you were and what your responsibilities are

okay can we take a second on how cute this moment is?

like despite the team practically being in love with you, they couldnt help but think of how much you guys looked like a family

iwa herded everyone to stop staring and keep practicing bc he knew that this was the first time tooru has been truly happy in a very long time

by the end of practice, you and takeru were practically best friends already

you were very sad to have to let him go home but he promised to come back soon

tooru gave him over to iwa so he could talk to you while you were packing up

you were putting on your jacket when you felt him tap your shoulder

with a smile, you turned around and he mirrored your grin

well,,, it was more like a shy and bashful grin

from behind him, you could see takeru being lifted by mattsun and his laughter echoed in the wind

tooru noticed your gaze then chuckled softly

‘thank you for,,, yanno,, keeping him busy’

you waved your hands around with a laugh

‘nonono! its okay! really! hes so adorable that i look forward to seeing him again!’

he let out a relieved sigh then placed his hands in his pockets, rocking on the balls of his feet

‘y/n,, youre really good with kids’

that comment made you flustered but you waved it off

‘nah, i just connect with them more. theyre so easily entertained and the innocence is nice’

‘well,, youll be a great mother in the future’

you chuckled then ruffled his soft hair

‘youll be a great father in the future then oikawa-san’

at first, he was just going to laugh it off but then the image of you playing with a child who possessed chocolate brown locks and beautiful e/c eyes appeared

he turned red and he fumbled for a response, completely speaking gibberish with no idea of what to even say

unfortunately for him, the team was not in a far distance and they could hear oikawa sputtering nonsense so to ‘help’ him, they started shouting for you guys to hurry up

‘come on! lets go, you guys! the bakery closes in a 10 minutes!’

makki yelled and you perked up and waved to signal you were going

‘come on, oikawa-san!’

you grabbed his hand and pulled him along

takeru noticed his uncle’s red face and a cute sly smile creeped up on his face

‘hmmm,,,,’

then he started a plan

and wow god must’ve wanted him to succeed because its like the fates and the stars and the universe just aligned

takeru was walking with his mom around a supermarket when he noticed your familiar h/c hair

‘y/n nee-chan!’

he shrieked before he could even stop himself and you were startled, wildly looking around for the person who said your name

‘nee-chan!’

takeru shouted again, running away from his mom towards you

‘takeru-!’

yall what is oikawa’s sister’s name? lets name her ‘tara’

tara shouted for her son and ofc ran after him when he didnt listen

‘takeru!’

you greeted back and winced a little when the force fo the little boy crashed into your legs

‘nee-chan! momma, look its nee-chan!’

takeru said when his mother caught up to him

‘oikawa takeru! you never run in the store like that again, you hear me?’

she scolded but then smiled up at you

‘oh hello darling, you must be y/n. im tara, tooru’s older sister and takeru’s mom’

she outstretched her hand for you to shake so you awkwardly shook it

‘uh-im l/n y/n’

‘momma! shes the pretty nee-chan i told you about! and shes the one uncle talks to every night!’

you cringed a little when takeru was excitedly talking as he was attracting other people with his loud voice

tara bless her heart noticed your discomfort and told you to go and follow her to the checkout if you were done

she ended up paying for your stuff despite your protests but she excused it as ‘consider this as payment for putting up that idiot brother of mine’

takeru wanted to show off so he held your bags but you still held on to their own to help tara out

‘ne, nee-chan! why are you not with uncle? its practice today, right?’

takeru asked as you three walked down the street

‘natsu’s sick so i was picking up some porridge for him to eat. i excused today because i wanted to take care of him’

takeru lit up

‘nee-chan! you should come over! nana wants to meet you too!’

tara rolled her eyes at her son with a smile

‘no, take-kun. nee-chan needs to go home to look after-’

‘ah, its okay, oikawa-san! natsu wont be awake for a while so i can spare an hour or two’

‘yey!’

tara made small talk with you while takeru hummed in front of you

‘thank you so much for putting up with my two boys, y/n. i heard from hajime that you kept takeru company while tooru practiced’

you nodded

‘it wasnt a big deal though. i love takeru, hes a sweetheart. and oikawa-san takes good care of him’

tara chuckled

‘as much as takeru loves to poke fun at tooru, he really does appreciate him you know? without a father, i worried on who would be his male figure. but tooru lived up to his title and takeru wants to do everything he does. like say, volleyball’

you followed along and you could see the little bits of tooru even by the way takeru walked

the little skip that his uncle had seemed to copy itself on to the nephew with even the happy humming

‘oikawa-san is,,, a really great person’

you off-handedly mentioned and tara looked at you from the corner of her eye 

warmth blossomed in her chest because although she knew how much of an insecure and rash person her brother was, he deserves someone who talks about him with such love in their voice

even the look in your eyes was enough to make her think,

yep, you are the one

omg nana oikawa is ltr head-over-heels for you already

the love for y/n is an oikawa thing

when takeru opened the door, nana oikawa rushed to greet her grandson when she saw another person

a girl

‘nana! nana! this is y/n nee-chan! uncle’s pretty goddess!’

uwu nana knows who exactly you are

lets just say shes exactly like takeru and has witnessed her son lovingly talk to some y/n girl at 3 in the morning

and her son has expressed his love and admiration towards you every chance he can

so yes lets just say she knows who you are

thats why nana brightly smiled and quickly ushered you into the house

‘oh come in! come in! takeru-kun, go lead y/n-chan to the couch and make her comfortable! ill get tea!’

takeru nodded and he grabbed your hand with his small one to go to the living room

you awkwardly sat stiffly, not exactly knowing what to do as this entire family seemed to know who you are

takeru settled himself beside you and was actively talking about what they did at volleyball practice today

you were enamored in his story that you didnt notice nana walk in with a try of tea with tara trailing behind her with cookies

you moved to help her but nana shook her head with a gentle smile before sitting down at the chair beside the couch

‘here you go, dear’

you bowed slightly and held the cup of green tea

everyone was now settled and you were nervously tapping your finger against the cup

you dont even know why youre nervous

its like youre suddenly meeting your boyfriend’s family without your boyfriend actually there

‘so,’

you jumped a little at the voice of nana and she smiled at you

‘oh dear dont be so nervous! we’re not that bad! we dont bite’

‘unless you want us to’

takeru whispered and you giggled, ruffling his hair with your free hand

‘so youre the famous y/n-chan then?’

you nodded again

‘takeru told us all about his adventures at seijoh the other day and, well,, he likes to tease his uncle but,, we believe him’

tara smiled, remembering her son’s words

‘nee-chan, i told them that uncle was very weird and shy and awkward and it was so weird’

he whispered, yet still able to be heard by everyone in the room

‘oh my, when we heard that we couldnt believe a person, much less a female, could even do that to him! i worried that my son would never develop interest in any girl but it seems i was worrying for nothing!’

nana giggled and you couldnt help but smile, realizing her laugh sounded exactly like tooru’s

‘you know, y/n, tooru’s never really had a crush before. and believe me, id know but even with his last girlfriend, which was also his first, he didnt seem interested at her in that way-well, maybe he was but he wasnt exactly enamored with her like he is with you’

you knew little about tooru’s first and last girlfriend

it was the butt of mattsuhana’s jokes all the time but you never partook bc you could see how,,, sad,,, tooru looks whenever its brought up

but you turned red,hand waving at her last comment

‘oh nonono, youre wrong. uhh, how do i say this,, oikawa-san,,, he just appreciates me bc,, i,,, reject his advances,, and,,, bring him milk bread,,, and banana milk,,,, and such,,,’

you trailed off and the two older women shared a look behind their cups

heh, it was refreshing to have tooru do the chasing this time

‘you must be wondering how, we, you know, know you, right?’

you nodded at nana’s question

she chuckled then placed her tea down

‘you see, we are aware of tooru’s,,,, expiditions. and by that, we mean the interest of others in him and his returned interest. but hes our family so we know that his interest is,, actually fake’

you looked down, knowing exactly what shes talking about

‘especially with girls, we see his annoyance, his ignorance, and we’re not proud of it. but with you, when he talks about you, its as if he was talking about the,,, the love of his life!’

you were startled, not sure if you should be proud of that or confused about that

‘mom! dont say that!’

tara nagged but nana shrugged her off

‘no, i want to express my gratitude for this girl. y/n, i want you to know now that,,, my son is damaged’

‘takeru cover your ears’

tara hurried and the boy shot his mother a confused look but still did it anyways

‘tooru,,, feels that he shouldnt burden us as he’s now the man of the house after his father and i’s separation. and,,, perhaps its the past of his father’s but,,, he doesnt let anyone in, except for us and hajime’

nana oikawa’s eyes held sadness

a raw emotion that shouldnt be shown to a stranger but by how much and how often tooru talks about you, she practically knew you already

‘and he refuses to do anything that isn’t necessary. he hates doing pointless things unless they will serve him purpose in the future thats why he focuses on that damn sport so much, even giving himself injuries! i worried and worried for him but then,, you came along. all the sudden, i see the life in his eyes that was wrongly taken from him, be replaced and its all because of a girl. ive never heard tooru talk about someone else other than his team or hajime so it was quite a surprise for us that he found someone who was, what he considers, worth his time. and the way,, the way he looks when he talks,,, y/n, i believe you are what he says, an angel’

a sudden wave of tears appeared as nana oikawa looked up to meet your eyes and you let out a stiff laugh but you tightened your grip on your cup

‘you are,,, my son’s angel’

DKFLJSKDFJDSLKFJSDLKFJD MY FEELS

the conversation was quickly shifted by tara as she could see the conflict in the way your eyebrows furrowed and the rapid movement of your pupils

she knew that you were probably still at a stage that you didnt realize your captain’s real and authentic feelings for you and she didnt want you to find out this way 

tara knows how emotional her mother can get regarding her son so she switched to another topic to not get too in deep with the whole situation

next thing you knew, you were giggling and laughing at nana oikawa’s merciless onslaught of her son’s childhood events

you attempted to hide your laugh by sipping your drink but it still came out wholeheartedly

‘yes! i wondered for a whole week as to why my roses were disappearing and i never would’ve thought id find my son eating them at 6 in the morning!’

nana cackled while takeru was so laugh-tired that he slumped over to your side, completely breathless

‘oh! dont forget the mickey mouse one! you see, y/n, we spent about a week at my aunts house and tooru saw a mouse! the poor child woke everyone up at midnight, screaming about a mouse sleeping next to him! and just to top it off, we visited disneyland and, whew, we just know now to avoid mickey mouse. to this day, that child is still traumatized by that cartoon’

meanwhile at seijoh,

oikawa was sneezing nonstop and iwaizumi has bonked him many many times now

‘OI! IF YOU GET SICK RIGHT NOW I WILL HIT YOU!’

‘OH GREAT! ILL BE SICK AND HAVE A CONCUSSION AT THE SAME TIME! THANKS IWA-CHAN!’

tooru irritably snapped and iwa was even surprised at how snippy he was

‘oi, what crawled up your ass and died today’

oikawa pouted then stomped his foot like a child

‘y/n isnt here today’

‘oikawa shes taking care of her cousin! she has a life outside of us you know?’

makki teased but flinched when tooru stomped his foot harder

‘but im her life! im all she needs!’

the entire team sweatdropped at the sight of makki and mattsun holding back their bara arms vice captain from beating up their captain 

‘ill be sure to give him mickey mouse stickers next time!’

you teased and they laughed

there was still remaining giggles left when the door handle twisted and the front door opened, revealing the man of the hour himself

takeru perked up and ran to the door to greet his uncle

‘uncle! uncle!’

he exclaimed and tooru sighed before grinning at him

his ears twitched at a familiar muffled giggle but he thought nothing of it by excusing it as him missing you so much that hes now hearing you

the thought of you dampened his mood again

‘uncle is too sad to play with you, takeru’

takeru’s head tilted to the side and one eyebrow was raised

‘heh? why? iwa-nii bonk you too hard?’

tooru shook his head solemnly

‘no. my darling wasnt there today and-’

‘oikawa-san, welcome home’

you emerged into the small hallway and tooru’s jaw dropped

then he snapped out of the surprise and ran straight towards you, picking you up and twirling you around

‘Y/N-CHAN~~~~~!!!!!’

he cheered and you giggled, trying to hold on to his shoulders to stabilize yourself

‘dont be so loud, oikawa-san’

you chided but with a smile

tooru calmed down however he still held you in his arms and was looking up at you with a grin, completely missing the fact that youre even at his house

‘its so nice to have y/n-chan greet me at the door. its like i have a wife! you wanna be my wife, y/n?’

you blushed a deep red and flicked his forehead

‘oikawa-san, your mother and sister is-’

you whispered harshly but a sudden shout made you both turn

‘NO! NEE-CHAN IS MY WIFE! NOT UNCLE’S! SHES TOO PRETTY FOR A COWARD LIKE UNCLE! I WILL FIGHT FOR NEE-CHAN! SURRENDER, UNCLE!’

you and oikawa looked at each other exasperatedly but with a fond look in your eyes

‘go’

you whispered

‘avenge me, oikawa-san’

that was enough for him to drop you gently and run to tackle takeru, who was giggling and kicking the air

you returned to your spot on the couch but shrunk back at the smirks the two oikawa women were directing to you

nana oikawa wanted you to have dinner with them so you stayed and oikawa held your hand under the table

even though they could obviously see it but yanno just stay quiet

‘y/n-chan, as much as i love you being here and meeting my family, how did you get here?’

takeru proudly raised his hand and swallowed his food

‘I BROUGHT NEE-CHAN HERE! I SAW HER AT THE MARKET!’

tooru nodded and reached over to ruffle his head

‘thank you, takeru! you turned uncle’s bad day to a good one!’

you turned to him with a worried look

‘huh? did something happen while i was away?’

tooru shook his head and pouted at you with his puppy eyes

‘y/n-chan wasnt there at practice today and oikawa-san missed her very much and-’

‘oikawa-san, please refrain from speaking in third person’

‘BUT Y/N-CHAN-!’

again, the two oikawa women shared a look

yep, you are the one

oikawa naturally took it upon himself to walk you home by saying ‘y/n-chan shouldnt walk home by herself!’

but in reality, he just wanted to spend more time with you because he didnt get to do that today

he just wanted his daily fill of you

O_O

aNYwAys

you both were walking down the street, hand-in-hand

KDSFJLSDKFJ FLASHBACKS FROM THE OIKS ROUTE

‘i love your family, oikawa-san’

you said and he giggled

‘well, just wait a few years and youll be a part of it too’

you blushed and smacked him on the chest making him wince and exagerrate an ‘ow!’

‘your mom,,, really loves you. and your sister, and takeru! theyre really nice and im happy your family loves you so much’

‘what about you? do you love me?’

you hummed

‘eung! i love oikawa-san! and the boys! i love all of you!’

DKFLJSDKFJSDLKFSJD NOOOOO FLASHBACKS AGAIN TO THE KUWS EPISODE OF THEM LEAVING AND OIKAWA TELLING HER HE LOVES HER ANDFJDKFJSDKFLDKJ ACK! FEELINGS!

oikawa had a sad smile on but he didnt push any further

‘well! you met my family already so now its my turn to meet yours!’

you turned to give him a deadpan expression

‘oikawa-san, my father chased you with a broom. i dont think its safe for you to even step foot at my front porch’

oikawa scoffed and puffed out his chest smugly

‘hah! your oikawa-san is a strong man! he doesnt get scared over some broom!’

‘oh! oikawa-san! i need to get your opinion on this! i want to give iwa-san this mickey poster but-’

noticing that oikawa was no longer walking beside you, you turned around to see him staring at the spot you were previously at 

‘oikawa-san?’

he didnt answer and you giggled

‘oh? is it mickey mouse? you scared?’

you neared the phone to his face and then his eyes settled on the terrifying face of the disney character

oikawa screamed

a/n: AAAAAAAAA WE FINALLY GETTING THROUGH REQS AND IM SO HAPPY THAT MY TEACHER IS SO NICE AND OMGOMGOMG MY FRIEND GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW A BIRD GOT INTO OUR CLASSROOM AND SDKFJDSLFKJSDLKFJSDLFKJNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways, how yall been? i know ive been gone for a hot sec but uwu hey!!! 

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! headcanons #aoba johsai #aoba johsai x reader #aoba josai #aoba josai x reader #seijoh #aoba johsai imagines #aoba josai imagines #seijoh imagines #seijoh manager #haikyuu manager #haikyuu!! manager #aoba johsai manager #aoba josai manager #seijoh x reader #aoba johsai headcanons #aoba josai headcanons #seijoh headcanons #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! fluff #aoba johsai fluff #aoba josai fluff #seijoh fluff

[chimpukampu]

@xhanisai​​ replied to your post “I’m having a brain fart atm, please send me some...”

marinette's uncle uwu

Uncle Cheng ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #wang cheng #ml art #my art #sketch dump requests #chimpu ask

[elegantvamp]

Some shit that I've been seeing that I'm getting really sick of regarding Jenna Marbles' situation because I am just so fucking pissed.

- "She's a grown ass woman/33 year old lady" AND? Do you all really think that adults don't have feelings or can suffer from bullying and harassment once they reach a certain age?

- "Lol why are you feeling sorry for this rich YouTube millionaire" Newsflash: rich people can have mental health issues too and you know, have feelings.

- "ShE wAsnT fOrcEd oFf hEr cHaNNeL sHe mAdE tHe dEciSiOn hErSeLf" Do you HONESTLY think she would have "mAdE tHe dEciSiOn" herself at the moment if she wasn't constantly harassed by a bunch of pissbabies who like to dig up old shit that JENNA HERSELF does not like and is not proud of??

Y'all threw a fit when Disney fired James Gunn for a Tweet he made like a decade ago but drive Jenna off her channel because you were harassing her and love to constantly cancel people for stupid shit that they made years and years ago, and unfortunately, Jenna Mourey has been caught in the crossfire.

Jenna is NOT okay with nor is she proud of the videos she made almost 10 years ago. I hate to use the "it was a different time" reasoning but it WAS a different time on YouTube when that ONE lyric from "Bounce That Dick" and her Nicki Minaj video was created (during the era where she constantly wore fake tanner and went to tanning salons a lot).

People on this site LOVE to preach about how "people are allowed to change and grow and heal from past mistakes, don't let your regrets define you because you are a soft, beautiful moon fairy goddess" or "please don't judge me by my mistakes I'm soft and trying to improve myself every day uwu" or whatever stupid, infantilizing platitudes you come up, with but clearly that is not the case when it comes to Youtubers, or actors, or musicians, or writers, only Tumblr users. (And I also find it interesting that many of the male YouTubers and male actors/musicians/celebrities get a pass but not the female ones).

You hypocrites like to preach about mental health and cyberbullying, doxxing, and ganging up on people when they fuck up. Like That One Argument I never fail to see whenever someone talks about how the entire Steven Universe fandom is tOxiC because like three people drove a fan artist off Tumblr and another instance where something similar happened to a staff writer. The writer was also a grown ass woman, so why does she get a pass but Jenna doesn't?

Jenna has privatized the videos that she has made and is not proud of. She was trying to improve herself, her image, and bring positivity to her audience every Wednesday/Thursday as best as she could. And you know this quarantine must have been affecting her mental health as well. Remember that shooting that happened near her area a few years ago? People were shaken by it, especially Julian, but she decided to make a video that week because she needed to laugh and she wanted to make US laugh too and take some of the stress away. There were so many videos where she opened them with "I think we all just need to laugh" or "The world's kind of serious right now so let's do something fun".

Changing and becoming a better person does not work like a light switch. You don't suddenly become a Good Person™️ or an Unproblematic Person™️ one day. You are constantly changing amd constantly growing every day of your life. Jenna Mourey seemed like a person who was very introspective and very thoughtful of the content she put out. Yes, she has fucked up a few times in the past DECADE but who hasn't!? Don't tell me that y'all have NEVER stayed up at night second-guessing yourselves over mistakes you've made or something cringey you've done because I've seen dozens of posts about that. But no, it's different for you because you're all delicate introvert bloggers who have no money or fucking whatever.

Jenna is holding herself accountable by privatizing and/or deleting old videos or refusing to talk about them. She is taking responsibility. It might not be the Woke™️ way, but it is at least SOMETHING. She has even made full on apology videos addressing mistakes she has made. But how can she move on from the past if y'all will never let her forget about it??

I am so glad each and every one of you were born as morally pure unicorns with the power of hindsight and have Unproblematic Irish Spring rainbows shooting out your clenched assholes that let you be able to enjoy the smell of your own farts, so that obviously gives you the moral high ground to judge and cancel Jenna Marbles and drive her off her platform.

Fuck you, and fuck the moral superiority Trojan horse that you all rode in on. You preach and promise to let people grow and heal from mistakes they've made in the past but once you're inside, the ugliness of Cancel Culture comes spewing out and destroys everything. I'm surprised you can even SEE your keyboards considering how far your heads are stuck up your own asses.

#Jenna Marbles #Jenna Mourey #YouTube

[boonki]

ask from the lovely @lynnpaper from these prompts! Sorry in advance for the long post, but I love talking about my writing!! ❤️

F - Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

So this is a little snippet from my college au from a chapter I haven’t posted yet (or edited yet, for that matter)- I just love writing Anakin’s and Ahsoka’s friendship so much and I think this captures their dynamic well (at least I hope so!): 

The small screen of Anakin’s laptop lights up the corner of his dorm room, a scary video game compilation playing on youtube. Ahsoka makes grabby hands for Anakin’s box of Cheez-its, and he reluctantly hands her the box, keeping his eyes glued to the screen. This has become their destressing ritual; Ahsoka always jokes that there’s nothing more relaxing than being scared shitless in a dark room at two am, and Anakin kind of has to agree. He does sleep better after watching Ahsoka lose her shit giggling and screaming for an hour.

The character onscreen makes their way through a nearly pitch black house, flashlight practically useless. Anakin’s stomach is clenched, a jump scare has to be coming soon.

Then, out of nowhere:

“So, are you going to ask him out?”

Anakin’s neck almost cracks, he snaps his head towards her so quickly. “What?”

She talks around a mouth of Cheez-its. “Oh, c’mon, you and Obi-wan. You clearly like him, and it sounds like he likes you too. So,” she shakes the box and shoves more into her mouth, giving herself chipmunk cheeks “you gon’ass’im?”

Anakin snatches the box out of her hands. “Absolutely not.”

Ahsoka sighs out of her nose and finishes chewing. “Why not? No-” she holds up a hand at his shriveling look “-hear me out. You really like him, Anakin. And I know we’ve never really talked about it, but I get the sense you’ve never really had a boyfriend before, and I don’t want you to pass this by just because you’re scared.”

Anakin is quiet for a moment, absentmindedly watching the video. “It’s not just that I’m scared. Well, I am, but it’s…” he shakes his head, grappling for the right words. Ahsoka watches him, patient. “Listen, my mom doesn’t know that I’m...that I like boys. And so I’ve never had the possibility of something working out with someone before, because I’ve always lived at home. And like, what if it works out and I fall in love with him, and then I lose him?” He closes his eyes at the emotion threatening tears, his honesty unlocking little bits of himself that he had neatly tucked away. “What if I fuck it all up? And the holidays are coming up and what if he wants to meet my family and what would I tell my mom? God, what if he doesn’t even like men and I’m just pining over someone I can’t have? Besides, why would he ever want someone like me?”

Ahsoka considers this all carefully, her lower lip pushed out in thought.

Anakin, eyes still closed, feels a sharp poke on his cheek: her finger. He startles, ready to admonish her, but she beats him to it.

“You’ll never know if you don’t try.”

He looks down at the Cheez-it box. “I know, but-”

“And you deserve happiness, okay? Anakin, you deserve to be loved. I’m sorry that your mom doesn’t see eye to eye with you on this, but I’ll always love you and support you, no matter what, okay?” She reaches out and squeezes his bicep. “Go after him. You want this.”

Anakin can’t look at her, his eyes welling up in tears at her honesty, her love, her friendship. He is so lucky to have her.

She grabs the box back, takes a large handful into her mouth. “If you don’t ask him out, I’m gonna tell him about the time you farted when I cracked your back.”

He winces. “It was one time, please, let me forget.”

“Never. It smelled so bad.”

“I mean, I could probably go for one right now,” he presses on his stomach, and grins devilishly at her, “if we’re gonna talk about how bad they smell.”

Her eyebrows jump up, and so does she, racing for the door. “No, absolutely not, goodbye and goodnight, I am going home.”

“Come back, I’m kidding.” He’s laughing, deep belly laughs that are working to cleanse him of the sadness of their conversation.

She eyes him warily. “Pinky promise.”

He holds up his pinky. “Pinky promise.”

When she lifts her hand, he grabs her wrist and pulls her into his side, trapping her in a hug.

“Thank you, for, y’know...being my friend.” He mumbles into her hair while she squirms against him.

She stills. “Anytime, loser.” Her arms thread around his middle, hugging him back. He can smell the lingering Cheez-its on her breath. “I mean it, you deserve love.”

G - Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

Start to finish! I usually outline in detail first and then sit down and actually do the writing. The only times I’ll write in advance is if a scene is really bugging to be written or I get sudden inspiration. Otherwise I confuse myself writing out of order- keeping track of all the details in a fic is really hard 😭

N - Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Oooh yes. There’s this living ship/pirate au that we’ve kicked around on the discord server I’m a part of and I have a vague outline out of it but I have so many other projects going on so I haven’t gotten to it! But I’m so excited for it! I love the premise so much. I wish someone else could write it out so I could just read it 😂

R - Are there any writers (fanfic or otherwise) you consider an influence?

Most definitely! I can’t name names but every fic I read I pay attention to the style and prose and definitely get inspired by it and try to work it into my own writing! Lately I’ve been trying to get better at making sure there’s enough detail in a scene so it’s not all prose and dialogue, so I’ve been paying attention to that in fics. But if I’ve ever read your fic, you’ve influenced me in some way. 

U - Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

This is so hard!! There are so many good writers out there!! 

Off the top of my head: 

@sonderwalker writes great sickfics and hurt/comfort, she makes me literally uwu in my heart

@shatouto has beautiful, lyrical works that i adore

@intermundia - everything they write is gold. my god

@katierosefun has wonderful little prompts that make me smile every time they come across my dash! 

@jenjenpup her future in motion fic is one of my favorite right now! 

@unpheenix young and menace is going to be one of my all time favs 

lilyconrad on ao3 (anyone know their tumblr?) - i’ve read like everything theyve written 

@xeniaraven i love everything!!! so good!! i always want to scream in the comments after

WhiteMoose and Ripki on ao3 - wrote fucking beautiful novels for fun?? hello?? their fics are amazing 

and so many more omg literally all my friends on here are such talented writers that keep me on my toes! i feel like i have to keep up with them!! if you didn’t get mentioned please know that you should be on here, i just suck at remembering everyone (that’s what happens when you read like 453489 fics a day)

thank you for the ask my dear!! i hope you have a wonderful rest of your day!! ❤️❤️❤️

#ask game #lynnpaper #long post #fic #obikin #ao3

[zet-sway]

Shep ask meme:

19, 20, 26 ✨

Thank you so much aahhhhalkfjsdlkjfdslkfskfs

[Questions Here]

19. Which planet do they hate?

Tuchanka. She loves her krogan buds but their planet is too hot and makes her armor all dusty and also pyjacks smell like a box of farts and she's not a fan.

20. Can your Shepard cook?

FUCK no. She's been existing on MRE's and other ship style food rations for so long she's literally developed a taste for them and thinks this is how food is supposed to be. Like a kid who's never had baked Mac and cheese before and thinks Kraft Dinner is superior. (That kid is me).

Seriously she took a long time to come around to real food. Street food helped get her there. Thane is literally aghast at her tastes. "Siha, please - I promise these brussels sprouts will not harm you."

26. How does your Shepard like to spend time with their LI?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No for real they do big introvert shit together. When they go out it's exhausting because people are like "Omg it's commander shepper!!!!111!1!!1!" and she's like why is my life like this. Also she struggles to wind down and feel at ease. N training really fucked with her hypervigilance. They like to cuddle. Thane is helping her learn how to meditate and sometimes they will work on her model ships and get deep into conversation UwU

Also Shep will readily drag Thane along for whatever errands need doing because doing boring shit with Thane is way better than doing boring shit alone c:

#december shepard #ask meme #thank youdofsuiofusofdusodf

[vanveronicango]

if you don't mind me asking, what aspects of s2 did you dislike? bc for me, although i liked it a lot better than s1 (mainly for the increased focus on sibling dynamic scenes). i also kind of realized that it had kind of a Lot going on, that although i appreciated, didn't get enough equal attention? idk

i agree that the dynamic scenes this season were pretty great. we got some great interactions between characters that didn’t have much last season (personal fave being klaus/allison/vanya and every individual combo in that trio). 

i personally love reading other peoples’ opinions on shows/movies, even if they don’t match my own, because a lot of the time they open my eyes to some stuff i haven’t seen, and i love to see work affecting others the same way it does me, even if it has a different outcome. 

so, i know  i said i wouldn’t, but since you asked, under the cut i’m going list out some of the stuff i wasn’t a huge fan of, and some of the stuff i really liked. 

(edit warning: this shit is LONG. but please don’t take this as me absolutely hating the season - I didn’t. there was some genuinely enjoyable stuff. but, in my opinion, it didn’t have the spark and intent that s1 did. it wasn’t the caliber of the season i fell in love with. i think it’s still rewatchable though, unlike a certain godawful season of a certain hit netflix show...... coughstrangerthings3cough)

WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE

1. not enough characterization/development in most of the characters (this will be the longest point, so I’ll get it out of the way first) - for one, the siblings - save maybe vanya & allison - really... did not develop much this season, and weren’t explored as heavily as in the first season. hell, even in vanya and allison’s cases, i still think s1 did a better job at delving into their characters and psyche, even though they still had a bit of it in s2. but especially in the other siblings cases, i feel like SO MUCH of this season leaned into trivial things the fans liked, that it either (at least) took time away from or (at worst) was an active detriment to the characters’ development and plots. they said oh you like banter? we’ll give you unnecessary arguing and jokes that go on for 20 minutes too long when we could be delving deeper into these interesting situations we saw on the surface. here’s some fart jokes and forgettable music when we could be seeing more of how these characters are coping with the literal end of the world/being sent back in time/facing the prospect of never seeing their families again. 

in s1, we got luther’s immense internal struggles in living up to his “name” and only existing to please his father... diego finding his relationships through his jaded nature towards his siblings and himself, and grappling with feelings of inferiority... allison’s coping with the effects her powers have had on her life, and trying to become someone without rumoring everything into existence, which is a new feeling altogether that she isn’t quite sure how to cope with... klaus going through intense development as a simultaneously self-obsessed and self-destructive drug addict that gets thrown into a gruesome war for a year, only to watch the person he loves most die, grappling with his ptsd from war & his abusive childhood, and discovering new powers... five coming back home after decades of solitude and then being used as a weapon, trying to reestablish himself within the group while dealing with an eating feeling that he doesn’t belong in his body or in this group.... vanya, oh vanya, with her depression, anxiety, feelings of loneliness and betrayal, feeling invisible and utterly ordinary, gripping to whoever makes her feel special (and dealing with that fallout) before suddenly being slammed with unbelievably powerful abilities that she can’t control.

in s2... yes, we get lesbian!vanya who becomes truer to herself, and - through intense struggle - finds a way to harness her abilities so she isn’t so out of control and can finally feel extraordinary herself. but much of the latter was given up for a vast majority of the season bc she literally didn’t know who she was (there was a positive in that though, which i’ll list in my positives list), and so we lost a LOT of potential coping and learning time, which easily could have mingled with her sissy storyline! allison’s storyline i actually dug, i don’t have too much gripe with it except that i wish her throat injury didn’t just kind of magically heal, and they could’ve addressed it more. the end of ben’s story was interesting, but still lacked depth imo. as for the other siblings.... it all just felt like a TON of jokes that were funny at first, but quickly became stale and had me wishing they would take the story a bit deeper. that said, a lot of the gags, jokes, and quips were great, but they could’ve been incorporated WAY more intelligently, and allowed for characterization at the same time. loads and loads of banter, not being balanced with poignancy like s1 did very well.

we could have seen luther’s descent into the criminal underworld, and why he felt the draw and obligation to go that route. a more detailed look at klaus’ beginnings and relationship with the cult, his motivations (which s2 kept super shallow), more of diego’s life inside the asylum and even beforehand. but no, we got five and old five farting.

2. the music - man, the s1 soundtrack was iconic, was it not? effortlessly cool scene/music combos, countless iconic music moments, brilliantly and thoughtfully done. this season felt like they said “music? oh ok throw music EVERYWHERE” and it was just. not. good. instead of music that intertwined with each scene like it was a character itself, amplifying the tone and adding a new layer (like in s1), the music this season was mostly just distracting, forgettable, and felt like they were this close to just making a bunch of music videos. i even found myself hating a couple of their choices (the rest i just kinda... forgot). i did like the vanya/allison/klaus dance scene, but other than that.... eugh.

3. the handler - I HATE. HATE HATE HATE. when shows/movie franchises do shit like make a big deal of killing off a villain or lead and then just being like “hehe jk uwu” and bringing them back with some totally bs reason that they lived. a metal plate? really? and she magically awoke... how long after? not to mention how unbelievably lazy and lame it is. they could’ve done so much more with carmichael and the swedes, but they had to bring back... the villain we already had? don’t get me wrong, i LOVEEE kate walsh, but come on. it’s season 2. give us something fresh.

4. the swedes - in s1, cha cha and hazel had personalities, wants, desires that were all explored. we knew their motivations, their doubts, their fears. we liked to watch them. then the writers threw in the swedes... who were completely devoid of any and all characterization (they could’ve gone in my #1 point too heyo), personality, backstory, anything. it was so painful that when each one died, it was clear that we were supposed to feel something for the others, but did any of you really feel anything? no. because we didn’t know these characters at all. they were walking guns, pretty much. nothing substantial.

5. ben & klaus - being someone who loves these two characters so, so much (hellloooo, my old url?), this one breaks my heart. i was so unbelievably disappointed with them this season. all either of them were was horrible to the other. in klaus’ case, he just decided to keep ben’s presence a secret, not even telling the group ben loved them, or that he was there. he called him his ghost bitch, he used him as a personal pet, he lacked sympathy or compassion. we saw a glimmer of hope when he allowed ben to possess him, but that’s where ben’s issues start. seriously, possessing your brother past his breaking point, fighting him out of his own bodily autonomy, until he is in a state of complete exhaution? then saying he “regrets nothing”? and then the show playing it off as ~comedy~ bc that’s almost all they cared about this season... no... there was nothing in their relationship this season that compared to last’s. no moments of tough brotherly love, where ben tries to help klaus through his drug/alcohol desires or ptsd flashbacks, no moments of teamwork (besides the brief moments of consenting possession before that was ruined), no tender moments between brothers in general. all just REALLY FUCKING LOUD “comedy”, anger, resentment, bickering, and cruelty, all played for laughs. not about it son

6. “we’re not blood related!” - and, once again, getting played for laughs... for a show that became uncomfortably self-aware with trivial fan desires (but not the deeper stuff...), they sure do lack a lot of common sense of realizing what we don’t want

7. hazel (& agnes) - they went through the trouble of saving hazel and agnes just to have agnes die off-screen before the season started, and for hazel to die five minutes into his only appearance? lame. lame lame lame.

8. plot pace - i don’t really recall any moments in s1 that i thought “this scene doesn’t need to be here”, “this is moving so slowly”, or “this is being really rushed”. there was plenty of all three of those in s2. s1 was constant, everything was either towards the main goal or was filled with private and fascinating character moments. i love just watching characters live and do their thing if it’s done properly... but those scenes this season really weren’t very entertaining (save one or two), didn’t really seem to serve a purpose or hold weight, and didn’t give us any character insight.

9. klaus - the reason he’s listed specifically even after i mentioned him in the first point, was because of how personally saddened i was by his “arc”, if you could call it that. i know, him being my favorite (along with vanya) in s1 isn’t an original thought. but the writers, directors, and robert created a character so entertaining, charming, layered, and multi-faceted that it was hard not to fall in love with him. for all his goofiness, he then got a shit ton of characterization and development in the war, in dave, in his ptsd and discovering his power. his poignant moments were so powerful because of how different it was from his typical outward appearance. and fuck if he didn’t develop! this season, klaus felt... shallow. the cult stuff had no depth, no real reason to be there at all (the show really wouldn’t be much different without it, besides it being how five and allison found klaus), and it was kind of a throwaway point anyway, just another tool to get - shocker - more laughs. those touching, serious klaus scenes were completely absent in s2... he was just the ~quirky~ and/or ~high/drunk~ guy. there was literally no depth to his character at all this season. yeah, he crawled from behind the desk in e9.... and what else? nothing. robert did all he could this season, but something tells me even he was probably disappointed by just how one-dimensional klaus was. he was really no different at the end than he was at the beginning of the season, which is a no-no. 

10. klave - this is kind of an expansion of #9, but i was so disappointed by it that it needed its own spot. the only stuff that was supposed to be serious in klaus’ story - the klaus/dave stuff - was really not good. the moment the shopkeeper said “david?” in the store, i literally gasped bc i was so excited... but that was the last of any excitement i felt for the two, which, if you know me, is BONKERS considering how much i adore s1 klave. but this new young actor had ZERO chemistry with robert (fuck if rob wasn’t trying, though. it looked painful for him, but this guy really was just not well casted) (cody and rob were phenomenal together and had a fraction of the screentime this new actor had), and klaus being 30 and this actor/character being a kid was just... weird to watch. plus... so many white actors look the same, they really couldn’t find someone who looked like cody ray thompson? c’mon now ...... also, was there any point to it? at all? dave just wound up going anyway and there was literally no differences made in that situation. i think the writers thought they were catering to the audience by adding dave, but you need actors with chemistry (cody! cody!!!) and a good plot to do so.

11. s1 fallout - there really was none. that’s it. you’d think there’d be more after the explosions in the relationships of these siblings, but everything was just kind of glossed over.

12. sparrow academy - mostly here because... does this mean 7 more characters? meaning MORE time taken away from our og siblings, who already (mostly) didn’t develop well this season? i’m not gonna lie, i’m worried/

WHAT I LIKED

1. the chestnuts - i absolutely loved ray, loved allison, and loved their and their group’s work this season. the issue of race is so important all the time, but in the 60′s the tensions were so high and it would’ve been a joke if the show hadn’t addressed it or just kind of went with little racist remarks. these two had some of the most touching scenes of the season, and the sit-in scenes/every police scene had me incredibly anxious. that was well done, imo. which is proof that they still know how to do a good storyline, which makes me even more upset that the show was overall lacking that this season. i’m also so glad they didn’t go the “oh sry ray i still love luther’ route bc i literally don’t know if i would’ve kept watching. ANYWAYS im gonna miss ray sm :(

2. vanya & sissy - lesbian!vanya is all i want and more. vanya/sissy was all i want and more. these two, much like the chestnuts, breathed so much life into an often-dull season. so in love!!! vanya connecting with harlan even in just the most human ways!!! sissy finally standing up to carl (and carl d*ing god bless).... little found family oh my GOD!!! super devastated that sissy didn’t come back to the future with vanya, but because of harlan’s ending, something tells me we haven’t seen the last of them. oh and i am so conflicted about vanya’s amnesia, bc while i think so much more development could’ve happened without it, i also don’t think a lot of what happened with her and sissy could have happened, at least as quickly, if vanya was bogged down by guilt, anger, and lingering feelings of self-hatred and anxiety.

3. sibling dynamics - okay, this one is a contradiction, kinda sorta. i know i said the ben/klaus relationship was horrid. and i didn’t dig absolutely everything with all the siblings.... but they had some REALLY strong stuff this season. i know i’ve already mentioned it multiple times, but vanya/allison/klaus was everything to me this season. i knew i wanted klaus/vanya stuff happening, but adding allison to the mix gave it a whole new layer and they all just worked SO. DAMN. WELL. i just kind of wish it was vanya with her memories getting that bonding time, because i feel like the trio really could’ve gone in with how they all related to each other, their struggles, etc. but still, just some Happy Time was much appreciated. in addition to them, i really did dig a lot of almost every sibling dynamic this season. not every relationship got the attention it deserved, but it wasn’t too bad, it would be really hard to get all of that into 10 eps. plus, the fact that almost all of them grew so much closer was everyyyything. it’s odd, because good dynamics usually come with good development but uh..... nvm im keepin this section positive

4. the humor - another kind of contradiction, maybe. for some of the humor, i thought it went too long, was extremely heavy-handed, often took away from the plot, and some of it even degraded certain characters and situations (see examples throughout my points above). however, the stuff that didn’t fall into these categories was so, so good. some favorites: olga foroga, “think of batman, then aim lower”, “you look like antonio banderas with that hair” “thanks man”, i’m t h e  d a d d y  h e r e, “not everyone here likes you” “sounds ridiculous but go on”, klaus’ little pop culture quips to his cult, “being smart doesn’t make you interesting” “neither does that beard”, klaus calling ben to manifest and ben being like ”...nah”... there are plenty more, but these were the first i could think of in 60 seconds off the top of my head. some of it really was laugh out loud funny, which can be hard to do, especially consistently. if only they didn’t lean into it so damn hard, and put in WAY too much heavy-handed humor that it dampened the experience

5. old five - although i don’t love all of the stuff in the five/old five scenes, old five’s actor was fantastic! he got aidan’s mannerisms down really, really well. it’s always cool to see actors do that kind of thing when they play a character at a different age, or a character’s sibling, etc.

6. time period bigotry - i’m really, really glad they didn’t gloss over the intense racism and homophobia of the era. it was mostly brought up with allison, vanya, and klaus, and all three actors did a great job in their respective roles when expressing their reactions to the hatred. the scenes were really hard to watch, but well done.

7. pogo/grace/reggie - don’t get me wrong, i still hate reggie with a burning passion. but i actually found his scenes with these two really interesting, and it gave us great insight as to why pogo was always so loyal to reggie, and how grace was more than just a face on a robot to hargreeves. (which actually makes lack of development in our mains even more infuriating... they clearly knew to put some in there, where is it for the rest of the sibs who got nothing this season!!!)

alright, i’m gonna stop here. i’m sure i can think of more for each section, but i’ve been thinking this out and typing for an hour (holy shit) and it’s 2am and i need sleep xoxo

#anon #ask #tua2 #this is the most i've really sat and analyzed the season since it came out #feels good