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severussnapemylove · 3 months

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Albus; "And what do we say when life disappoints us?"

Severus; "Called it."

Trelawney; "As the prophecy foretold..."

Sprout; “It really do be like that.”

Hooch; “Oof...”

Remus; “Tonight’s a great night to never wake up.”

Minerva; "Time to fist fight God."

Albus; “NO!”

#incorrect quotes #harry potter universe #Albus your staff has issues #albus dumbledore #severus snape #sybill trelawney #pomona sprout #rolanda hooch #remus lupin #minerva mcgonagall

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chocfrog-enjoyer · 7 months

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HSHSHSHS

Snape’s such a mood but I can’t with how much he hates he agreed to my invitation

ALSO OMFG HOOCH HAHA THE MORE I PLAY THE MORE I LOVE THIS WOMAN. She didn’t get much time in the books let alone in the movies

#harry potter #hp #hp fandom #harry potter hogwarts game #hogwarts mystery #hphm #severus snape #snape #madam hooch #hooch #rolanda hooch #professor snape #rubeus hagrid #hagrid #snape quotes

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notglutenfresh · 5 months

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The idea of Professor McGonagall being bisexual but only discovering that later in life, after already living a life with a husband (temporarily), then widowed, and I just imagine her looking at Hooch or Pomfrey one day and just thinking, "Merlin, they're really pretty." And then just subconsciously accepting the fact that she likes women as well then completely forgetting about it. Until she finds Marlene crying in the Quidditch changing rooms after a match, and when Marlene tells her that she's going through a rough patch with Dorcas because they need to keep their relationship kinda hidden because of the few but loud bigots. Then, to comfort her, McGonagall literally just says, "You shouldn't hide each other from the world if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't." And Marlene is like, "Wtf you like women?" When McGonagall realises what she's said herself, she freezes for a second but then nods, realising that she's been bi this whole time, but that doesn't change anything, in the same way she thinks the fact that Marlene and Dorcas both being women shouldn't mean that they can't be open about their relationship.

#marauders #professor mcgonagall #marlene mckinnon #minerva mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #rolanda hooch #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #mama mcgonagall #mcgonagall x pomfrey #mcgonagall x hooch #marauders headcanon #marauders era

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thistlecatfics · 5 months

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The Hot Mess Express by @yrfrndfrnkly (17k, M, Minerva/Rolanda)

Being Albus's Deputy Headmistress was bad enough before Gilderoy Lockhart showed up…

Tags include: A.S.S., Lockhart bashing (does that even count as bashing?), Competent Women, caper!, meddling colleagues, Matchmaking, Ski Chalets, the Pyrenees, treasure chest of dildos, and 70s pornos, Hot Tub, outdoorsiness, Spelunking, tandem broom rides

This fic is just so fucking funny and clever and heartwarming. It's just such a warm fic - perfect to read this December with a cup of tea and snow flurries outside. The characterizations are so brilliant (Manipulative and campy Albus! A meaningful and moving Severus & Minerva friendship!), and Minerva's voice throughout the fic is so distinct and captivating and dry and hilarious.

Here are an excessive amount of quotes to convince you to read this fic:

"Not, mind you, that Minerva would prefer another sycophantic Percy. But a repeat of Charlie wouldn't be so bad: gentle natured and a dab hand at Quidditch."

"Commiserating with Septima about the forthcoming publication of her article in The Arithmancer (coming along slowly; Reader 2 is a hack)"

"experience has taught her that Gilderoy has very selective hearing: if his name isn't mentioned in a sentence, he's unlikely to register it."

"Honestly, his approach to Headmastery and Dark Lord Vanquishing is at least twenty-five percent style and another twenty-five living performance art."

"prays to the patron saints of sapphic Hogwarts teachers, Helga and Rowena themselves, that this ludicrous caper ends the same way that one had—the tub in the teacher's bathroom is practically a hot tub, after all."

#thistlecat fic recs #hprecfest2023 #minerva mcgonagall #rolanda hooch #hp femslash

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the-doxies · 10 months

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I made Picrews of The Doxies! (caramael’s character creator)

Abraxas Malfoy

Alphard Black

Barty Crouch SR.

Claude Rosier

Cygnus Black

Druella Rosier

Eileen Prince

Euphemia Prewett

Fleamont Potter

Ignatios Prewett

Lyall Lupin

Minerva McGonagall

Orion Black

Poppy Pomfrey

Rolanda Hooch

Tom Riddle

Walburga Black

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ashesandhackles · 5 months

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@hprecfest Day 9 - rare pair

1. Flying Lessons by phantomato

Andromeda Tonks/Rolanda Hooch

First person point of view. Love me some older women finding love again, and what I really, really enjoyed is Andromeda's feelings about her body - as a woman who has internalised some things growing up in a family that valorised respectable pureblood marriages - settling to a healthier place within the fic.

Summary:

Andromeda takes Teddy to flying lessons so Harry doesn’t get that, too.

2. Till We Have Faces by TeddieJean

Andromeda Tonks/ Rodolphus Lestrange

A very, very layered Andromeda, with her love for Tonks, Ted sitting at the edge of her compartmentalisation and her love for Bella, along fatalism stay as centerpiece for this narrative.

Summary:

When everything comes to a head, sometimes it's hard to tell what's inconsequential. Otherwise known as the implausible yet oddly intriguing Andromeda/Rodolphus story that I don't understand the conception of.

3. End of the Road by StarlingFlight

Godric Gryffindor/ Salazar Slytherin

Starling's writing is rich with details, and you can feel the texture of each scene: the angst, the political tensions and of course, the desire.

Summary:

The beginning of a new year at Hogwarts brings tensions between its founders to boiling point.

4. Lucretia in Paris by @artemisia-black

Lucretia Black/OFC

We all deserve a sensual smut that luxuriates in each moment.

Summary:

At 20 years old, Lucretia Black is sent to Paris to learn etiquette and instead she learns about pleasure.

4. Knotweed by @turanga4

Poppy Pomphrey/ Pomona Sprout

Quiet, restrained, tender! There is a steady heart beating through the fic, even in the aftermath of war that hopes for the future.

Summary:

A romance and a reckoning, in the last year of the War.

#andromeda black #andromeda tonks #rolanda hooch #rodolphus lestrange #godric gryffindor #salazar slytherin #lucretia black #poppy pomphrey #pomona sprout #hprecfest #fic recs #hp fic recs

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madmedicmax-ao3 · 7 months

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Housewars at Hogwarts

- characters pt2

Howdy, y'all!

More characters, yippee! Anyway, just like before, these are my personal interpretations, so if you image them differently, feel free to redo them so.

(Btw, if you want to read it, here's the link: Housewars at Hogwarts)

Just like before, I drew this on paper by hand, using regular and coloured pencils (and eraser, ofc).

Hope you enjoy it and have a wonderful day, y'all!

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mayhemjeans · 10 months

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I need help

that sounded dramatic but whatever

I have a fic idea in my head about Tom riddles era except like a bit less evil and it’s about his friend group essentially being the first gen marauders and their first prank involves the giant squid and cocaine but i have no clue what to name the group and i can’t sleep until I have figured this out

send help pls

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rhiaflamesong · 1 year

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Poppy/Minerva/Pomona/Rolanda

@sapphicmicrofics prompt: Beach, 50w

After a whole year with this idiot Lockhart they had earned their vacation in Spain. Lying on the beach their greying hair mingled, hands woven together. Poppy, Minerva, Pomona and Rolanda enjoyed not having to hide their relationships. Damn Albus and his "only single teachers" policy. They did not care.

#sapphicmicrofics #girls who like girls #minerva mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #pomona sprout #rolanda hooch #Minerva x Poppy x Pomona x Rolanda #ethical non monogamy #dumbledore bashing

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celestemagnoliathewriter · 1 year

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If I wasn't so busy I'd start my own HP discord to celebrate the ladies of canon, they need more love asap

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enbysiriusblack · 1 year

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introducing the og troublemakers:

minerva: quidditch obsessed gryffindor, iconic lesbian and feminist, writes essays for fun about queer literature, gets into fights a lot, trans mtf, lives with poppy and is in a long term relationship with her, quotes shakespeare randomly, constantly argues with teachers, very stubborn, also illegally became an animagus but for fun in 6th year and later got it done 'legally', autism??? very much so

pomona: herbology nerd, hufflepuff, does not really care about people unless she's close to them, very much 'the only friends i need are plants' vibes at first, smokes a lot, bisexual, very artistic but with sculptures instead of drawing/painting, in a long term relationship with rolanda, has a lot of mandrakes facts up her sleeve (which she passes down to lily evans who is also obsessed with mandrake facts), autism??? very much so

rolanda: slytherin, quidditch obsessed but in the same extreme way as oliver wood, uses they/she pronouns, butch sapphic, amazing at charms, prefers more masculine clothing (wears a lot of oversized trousers/shirts), became friends with the rest through quidditch, was quidditch captain, hated every single teacher, adhd and autism??? very much so

poppy: ravenclaw, learnt healing because her friends kept getting injured, lesbian, was a healer and then started working at hogwarts to be with minerva, lives with and in long term relationship with minerva, was the most well behaved out of them... but in the way remus was so... not really, had the best revenge plots, autism? very much so

euphemia: gryffindor, mum friend, bisexual, best cook in existence (along with fleamont), loves painting her and other people's nails, was an auror for a while but left due to the corruption and discrimination in the force, dated minerva for a bit during school, only ever went to the library to graffiti the tables, adhd??? very much so

fleamont: gryffindor, token straight friend, the girls make fun of him a lot (very much a james in derry girls situation), loves cooking (with euphemia), very clumsy, always breaks his glasses, close friends with nicholas flamel (hc from @queerdeadwizards ), loves alchemy and potions and wanted to make his own money instead of relying on family money, autism??? very much so

#minerva mcgonagall #pomona sprout #rolanda hooch #poppy pomfrey #euphemia potter #fleamont potter #harry potter #marauders

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ladiesofhpfest · 5 months

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De Aegypto by @squibstress

Fabulous femslash has arrived! Our next fic for Minerva McGonagall features a nighttime flight. Read the snippet below by @squibstress and then go to ao3 for more!

The body remembers.

The mind and the heart, they forget. Thoughts, emotions—they slip away unnoticed, replaced by other, newer discoveries, new loves, new disappointments. Each is experienced, lived, used up, then disappears into the aether, never to be heard from again.

But the body is constant. Every shiver of delight, every acrid odour, each blunt hurt, is meticulously catalogued and stored, ready for a moment—that sublime moment when it is suddenly borne anew, in the salivating anticipation of a tart lemon on the tongue, in a teasing caress from a lover, in the bright sting of a blade as it rends the flesh.

This is what crosses Minerva’s mind as Rolanda's breath puffs gently and warmly past her ear as she receives the obligatory friendly embrace. A shiver of recognition passes through her, and she’s afraid she’ll be flushed, but she soldiers through.

“Welcome to Hogwarts.”

continue reading on Ao3

#ladies of hp fest #ladies of hp #hp femslash #minerva mcgonagall #rolanda hooch #ladies of hp monthly minis #ladies of hp fest monthly mini #femslash

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myadmiringmind · 1 year

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Anscestors Era Face Claims + Aesthetics

Anscestors Era Masterlist

|All photos from Pinterest|

Gryffindors

Hailee Steinfeld as Minerva McGonagall

Ashley Greene as Rolanda Hooch

Millie Bobby Brown as Rosemerta Padgett

Hufflepuffs

Saoirse Ronan as Poppy Pomfrey

Nicola Coughlin as Pomona Sprout

Slytherins

Richard Madden as Alphard Black

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sliebman10 · 13 days

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Last Line Tag

Thank you, @danceswithdarkspawn for the tag.

I'm working on the last chapter of Both Alike in Dignity, which is hopefully coming soon. Clearly I can't follow directions, but the last line needs a little bit of context.

On their way back to the chorus room, he spotted Coach Hooch, waiting outside the auditorium.

“Hi Coach,” James said. “You’re here for the play?”

“I wanted to see what you’ve been up to,” Coach said, grinning at him.

“I - really? Thanks,” James said, his cheek reddening.

“We need you back, though…playoffs are coming up,” she said pointedly.

“I wouldn’t miss it,” James said, heading backstage. “Enjoy the show.

No pressure tags for @theresthesnitch, @acanadianmuggle, @udaberriwrites, @mikaharuka

#last line tag #high school drama au #marauders era...but in the 90's #james potter #rolanda hooch

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thistlecatfics · 4 months

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Flying Lessons by Phantomato (2k, T, Andromeda/Rolanda Hooch)

Andromeda takes Teddy to flying lessons so Harry doesn’t get that, too.

From the AN: My Andromeda is not a nicer person as an adult than she was as a teenager.

I love this Andromeda so much -- so imperfectly realistic. SO MANY brilliant lines in this fic, and these are just a few:

"Harry Potter is a god more than a man and I fear that if I am not jealous of my grandson’s time, I will lose him on the altar of that deity."

How especially for people who lived through the first war Harry would be such a Christ figure? and how strange that would be for someone like Andromeda with her strange relationship to him? adore that line.

"I tell Teddy of his mother, Harry tells him of his father, and no one speaks of their relationship to each other."

This is so extremely fucked up and is so canonical, and I can't quite get over it.

slytherin rolanda!!!

"People look at me with more pity than most because in their eyes, my loss tally is three. In my eyes it is also three, but the third is my sister, not my son-in-law. I let them assume it is my grief, and not my anger, that keeps me quiet."

Andromeda's perspective on everyone - Narcissa who constantly crops up, Harry, Rolanda, herself, Remus -- oh it's so good.

"low-cut denim favored today isn’t amenable to my present body."

early 2000s fashion coming into style for wizards must have made everyone wish they had died during the war

And the romance!! the kiss! the sex!! I adore this so much. there's so much in this little fic - what depth. Give Andromeda all the butch lovers she wants.

My other recs for @hprecfest here

#thistlecat fic recs #hprecfest2023 #andromeda black #rolanda hooch #hp femslash

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the-doxies · 10 months

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The Doxies

Hogwarts Pranksters: 1936-1943 (Will become more detailed later)

Abraxas Malfoy, Slytherin, He/Him, 5th year

Alphard Black, Slytherin, He/Him, 4th year

Bartemius Crouch SR., Ravenclaw, He/Him, 5th year

Cygnus Black, Slytherin, He/They, 3rd year

Claude Rosier, Slytherin, She/They, 5th year

Druella Rosier, Slytherin, She/Her, 5th year

Eileen Prince, Slytherin, She/They, 5th year

Euphemia Prewett, Hufflepuff, She/Her, 5th year

Fleamont Potter, Gryffindor, He/Him, 5th year

Ignatios Prewett, Hufflepuff, They/Them, 4th year

Lyall Lupin, Ravenclaw, He/They, 5th year

Minerva McGonagall, Gryffindor, Any, 5th year

Orion Black, Slytherin, He/Him, 5th year

Poppy Pomfrey, Slytherin, She/They, 5th year

Rolanda Hooch, Slytherin, They/Them, 5th year

Tom Riddle, Slytherin, He/Him, 5th year

Walburga Black, Slytherin, She/Her, 5th year

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