Dreamt about a School Assembly, Personal Space, and Jeffree Star's Drag Tower Dungeon
I was at a school assembly with my best friend. We were watching a movie or music videos. My friend and I were coming back to the assembly, and we danced on the sidelines. Everyone else was sitting on the floor, and some people turned back to look at us.
I was in a store looking at arts and crafts supplies. I was getting frustrated with all the people squeezing past me. I said, "Get the fuck away from me" or "Stop getting so close." A little kid heard me and said, "You shouldn't be saying that. Bad language." I apologized to the child.
Jeffree Star had invited drag queens to live with him. He let them design a cylinder tower building to their hearts content. It had rainbow lettering and a disco ball as soon as you walked in. Imagine them doing Rapunzel with hair extensions.
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Super Hero Science Show for Kids
In the secret laboratory of Reactory Factory, Dr. Reacto concocts a plan for a new kind of Super Hero, a Reactory Hero! But can any hero defeat a bully like Chief Robot Evil Executive’s Party (CREEP) and their plan to disrupt the water cycle? DJ Dan is more than a side kick in this adventure which challenges audience members to become heroes and use super powers they didn’t know they had. Discover and learn principles of Science and what it takes to have Super Vision with Super Hearing and of course a Super Brain. Declare this a No Bully Zone and make new friends in this in this high-tech, humorously entertaining musical and theatrical presentation. A really fun School Science Assembly for elementary.
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The Home Theater
Satan
"I don't remember the House of Lamentation having one of these," MC notes as they take in their surroundings. "Whose idea was it to put one here?"
"It was mine," I answer. "Barbatos helped me set everything up. All the equipment, the acoustics...it's all top-notch."
"By human world standards, or Devildom ones?" I've forgotten how observant they are. MC seems to enjoy taking in all sorts of information, even if it seems insignificant to other people. That's one of the things I like about them.
"According to the employee at DevTech--I mean, Best Buy--we have the top-of-the-line equipment, and the quality is comparable to some of ours." I hate that I keep swapping human world names with Devildom ones. I personally feel like I'm better than that.
"Have you guys used it yet?"
"Funny that you mention that, because we just started a zombie movie marathon last weekend."
"Was that your idea as well?" I nod my head.
"The idea of zombies has interested me for a while now. While there are diseases and curses that can induce a zombie-like state in demons, it's usually a temporary problem that can be solved with medicine. That doesn't seem to be the case with humans."
"Are you solely basing that on our movies?"
"Of course not. I've also read books."
"Fiction or non-fiction?" Oh, I'm about to blow their mind.
"Both, actually."
While the human world seems to focus on the fantastical elements of zombies, the Devildom has meticulously recorded all zombie outbreaks that have occurred throughout the centuries. You see, sometimes a human zombie accidentally stumbles in the Devildom, and we have to deal with that situation properly in order to prevent chaos.
While we've certainly dealt with the stereotypical zombies--the ones that are slow-moving, crave brains, and are more or less dead--those aren't the only ones that we've come across. Some are capable of sprinting, others aren't too keen on brains, and there's even those that appear perfectly fine on the outside but have some kind of parasite in their brain that's making them carry out orders with no thought whatsoever.
Although, sometimes the parasite doesn't have a physical form and is instead created as a result of rather intense brainwashing.
"I see," MC states once I've completed my mini lecture. "Somehow, that's never come up in any of my classes."
"That's because you've only taken general knowledge ones. RAD offers majors, and with those comes specific classes for particular areas of study. Although, in order to declare a major, you have to prove that you have a solid understanding of the fundamentals first, since you might get pulled to teach a class or two."
"Has that ever happened to you guys?"
"Lucifer and I are the only ones out of our bunch that have declared a major. Belphie's been offered, but he doesn't want to deal with the responsibility of teaching, so he just takes whatever interests him. The others simply haven't proven themselves yet. Levi struggles with attendance, and Beel has difficulty concentrating. As for Mammon and Asmo, I think they're content with where they're at right now, so they're not going to push themselves too hard."
"What do you and Lucifer major in?"
"He does potions and curses. I focus on history and literature. Somehow, despite my sin, I tend to be a more patient teacher than him. At least, that's what I've heard from other students."
"That's really interesting." MC appears deep in thought. "Do you think I could major in something?"
Honestly, I don't know how to answer that question, mainly because we've never had beings outside the Devildom attend RAD before Diavolo implemented the exchange program. It wouldn't surprise me if he did allow MC and the others to declare a major eventually, but I don't know how long that would take. Would MC be alive by then? Or be in a good physical and mental state to take in additional knowledge, let alone teach an entire classroom? Personally, I think they have the best chance out of the initial exchange students of eventually declaring a major, but that isn't for me to determine.
"That would be something to ask Diavolo. I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question." MC nods their head.
"So, changing the subject...wanna watch a movie together?"
"Like, right now?"
"Yeah!" I sigh.
"As much as I would like to, I doubt the others would be happy if I kept you all to myself before they've even had the chance to say hi to you. I will have to take your offer some other time."
"Sounds good. I'll try to find a good movie for us to watch together in the meantime."
"You bring the movie, and I'll whip up something nice for us to eat." MC snorts in amusement. "Do you not think I'm capable of cooking, MC?"
"It's not that at all. Just reacting to an idea I had, that's all."
"What kind of thought?" Interesting. My question has made them tense up all of a sudden. Usually they only get that way if someone catches them doing something that they think they're not supposed to do. Like fiddling with strange objects.
Or having dirty thoughts.
I keep coming across the phrase "Netflix and chill" in the media I've been consuming, and it appears to be referring to hooking up with someone as a movie's playing in the background. Is MC wanting to do that with me?
Are they afraid I'd find the idea silly? Because I don't. I mean, if it was something that I was invested in, then I'd want to pay attention to whatever was playing, but I'm more than capable of choosing something that I can tune out as I focus on something else.
Especially if that something else happens to be MC.
I lean in closer to them to whisper,
"You know, I went ahead and assembled a collection of movies I thought you'd like." I plant a kiss right below MC's ear, making them shiver slightly. "I really enjoyed picking them out, actually." I begin moving down their neck. "It was fun thinking about what might appeal to you. There are so many genres that are worth exploring."
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i love the idea of modern/nenless au killua meeting gon and thinking he's doing a bit.
like they meet at some multi school Say No To Drugs event that every ninth grade class in their area has to attend and of course killua is at some private school with impeccable uniforms that he refuses to let gotoh iron or dry clean because It looks like I'm trying too hard if there are no wrinkles, you don't GET IT, gotoh
and gon's at a regular public school so he's wearing some variation of green basketball shorts and a green army jacket and crocs with little soccer jibbitz on them and he runs into killua in the washroom. and killua takes all of it in, the slightly varying shades of green that don't match but they're close enough to look like someone Attempted to match them, and the t-shirt underneath that has Amphibians of Prince Edward Island (which is not where they are), and he laughs. "that's fucking hilarious," he tells gon, because he's obviously doing a bit, and gon smiles and thanks him, which just Adds to the joke, right? being sincere and genuine and seemingly confused about what's so funny only makes it funnier, so killua concludes gon is a comedic genius
then gon asks killua if he thinks the automatic faucets can flood the bathroom and they spend the next hour doing just that until their teachers find them knee deep in water and ging and silva have to pay for water damage at the auditorium
maybe it's a few months into their friendship when one of gon's friends asks him what's up with the guy that keeps commenting "yes kingggg another serve" on his selfies, so he messages killua, and that's how killua finds out that this is honest to god how gon dresses himself. it's too much. too sincere. he's in love
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