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theneurodivergentdummy · 2 years

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Dude holy shit I just thought of something-

A purely random thought that might be genius. Ok so basically gremlin reader that can match Blue’s energy who is a big fan of him and wants to be trained under him. They go through daily training montages that includes running around, making tacos (usually explosive-), and battling each other until they just crash at home and munch on snacks and probably fall asleep in the living room.

Lol so basically a oneshot of their daily chaotic training. Can be platonic or romantic, your call.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! 💙

BLUE X FERAL READER (gender neutral) (crackfic??) (Platonic)

enjoy!

Blue was asleep in his room when your dumbass self decided to crash through his door.

At 2... IN THE MORNING.

Blue woke up with an anxious start that day, and nearly skewered you with a bone too, if it wasn't for your quick reflexes.

You did a half squat, stared at him before raising your hand to point a finger at him.

"YOU"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMAN?!" Blue screamed back."MY FREAKING DOOR!"

"TRAIN ME" Your face bent in determination...oh wait... never mind you were just stepping on a Lego. Your face was bent in pain.

"WHAT?"

"TRRRRRAIN MEEEEEEEEE" You shouted, rolling the r in train.

Blue stared at you, he looked over at his clock, then back at you.

He went back to sleep.

"HEY!" You glared at his figure.

Stretch walked in, alarm written on his face at the sight of the demolished door.

"what the actual hell happened here-"

"BLUUUUUUEEEEEE!!! WAKE UP!!! TRAIIINNN MEE-" you screeched jumping on top of his bed, trying to pry the blankets off him.

"GET OUT YOU STUPID HUMAN ITS TWO IN THE MORNING!!!"

"Fine but are you gonna train me tomorrow?"

"YEAH SURE WHATEVER"

Stretch looked between the two of you confusion etched on his pale face."What??"

THE NEXT MORNING!-

It was 7 am, and blue was going to teach you how to make his famous breakfast tacos.

Stretch watched from the living room, fire extinguisher in hand, And his phone set to dial the firemen...just in case.

You walked in, with the ugliest apron on ever. Blue stared at you in dismay.

"IS THAT A JOKE." He said staring at your stain ridden apron.

"What are you talking about?"

"YOUR APRON IS HIDEOUS, THROW IT AWAY YOU CAN BORROW THE GREAT BLUES EXTRA ONE"

He threw you a green bundle of fabric. Unfurling it revealed that it was in fact... a dinosaur apron. Your carnal desires have been satisfied.

+2 charisma

After a long morning of taco making, bomb diffusing, and getting good use of the 84 fire extinguishers stretch bought, the tacos were finally done.

They were the worst thing you could possibly conceive.

Next you two were going to go on a 12 kilometer run.

You put on your old tennis shoes and started stepping out the door. Blue had packed only the necessities, water. So mutch water. And he made you carry it. 10 GALLONS OF WATER.

Let's just say the run ended with him carrying the remaining water, and you sporting two very busted knees.

Don't worry, stretch brought sparkly bandaids. So many bandaids. Everywhere.

You were exhausted. Completely drained. You managed to convince blue to skip the 14 hour deep clean of the entire house, and instead watch movies and chill.

It was 8pm, you were tired, so very tired. And hungry. You collapsed near the couch, too lazy to actually collapse on the couch. Blue confidently walked through the door, the remaining water in hand, approximately 4 gallons.

Upon seeing your exhausted figure on the floor he sighed. He dropped the water, and walked over to you.

"HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."

you groaned into the carpet.

Stretch peered through the doorway. "They said they can't move... or breathe. You should probably move them to the couch. Before they y'know...die." he translated from your indescribable groans.

"AH I SEE. I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR A SWEATER WHEN RUNNING."

He picked you up and moved you to the couch.

The rest of the day was spent watching transformers on the tv, with stretch brining in his stash of chips and various candy. And blue made lemonade.

Thank you for requesting!!!

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mysticdragon3md3 · 1 year

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Watch "Water is the most powerful weapon 😎" on YouTube

#science #water #pressure #cutting #blades #sharp #sharpest

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nothatsmi · 1 month

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CW: MCR :)

'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band

Okay so this one is L O N G- Don't question the format I'm trying new things.

Aftg, it's been a while! Almost got a full playlist of song that would match aftg and that I would love to animate, unfortunately I have exams to pass (3rd year art school film incoming) so this is a kind of compromise.

#it's been months but they haven't really ever left my mind #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #mcr #my chemical romance #the sharpest lives #emo teen andrew real or not what do we think #noah's aftg series

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assassin1513 · 2 years

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✨The Beauty of Jupiter ✨

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foak-kitchenware · 1 year

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Happy Halloween 🎃 Treats coming THIS Friday. . . . . . #halloweenfood #kitcheninspiration #knifemaker #SF100 #Sheffieldsteel #artistsoninstagram #madeinbritain #manchesterfood #presents🎁 #giftforhim #birthdaygift #sharpest #traditional #xmasgift #makerssupportingmakers #Friday #businesspassion #sustainableproducts #FOAK #heattreat #micarta #brass (at Manchester, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkaIsxXoLPe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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hotpinkandsparkly · 2 months

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#mcr #my chemical romance #valentines day #my chem #the sharpest lives #lyrics edit

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hauntmansion · 3 months

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It's interesting how if you're a system and you have at least one insys couple , no matter how much you say you hate yourself , in some capacity , deep down , you do love yourself .

#🪐#! THE SHARPEST LIVES #system #osdd #osddid #did #anti endo #endo dni

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saintmichale · 6 months

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Juliet loves the beat

#you thought I was done with pulp covers I am not #the sharpest lives #the black parade #mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #my art #my chem #digital art #mcr art #illustation #design #pulp fiction #pulp art #horror #horror novels #pulp horror #vintage books #vintage covers

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deathbeforebrand · 2 years

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Razorblade snowflake backprint #deathbeforebrand #sharpest #snowflake #backprint #tee #shuriken #star #streetwear #fashionstyle #pinkhair #death (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdbv4vFq0m_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#deathbeforebrand #sharpest #snowflake #backprint #tee #shuriken #star #streetwear #fashionstyle #pinkhair #death

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xxshotgun-weddingxx · 3 months

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please tell me no one’s done this before (lately)

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stormywinter42 · 28 days

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GIMME A BOOP TO REMEMBER

-Gerard Way (the boop parade)

#my chemical romance #MCR #The black parade #the sharpest lives #Gerard way #Frank iero #Mikey way #ray toro

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foursaints · 3 months

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enough romanticizing twinks where is the true #representation for when barty has to physically grit his teeth and wheeze “no yeah i’m great babe :)”whenever evan lays on top of him because he loves him but evan’s wretched pointy-ass hip bones are literally digging into him like he’s being spooned by a rock formation. like his boyfriend is trying to puncture him as though he were a balloon. at this point barty is convinced he’s just dating a really sharp, evil pebble

#just woke up from a nap and i think i legit injured my wrist because it was pinned under my hip in my sleep. behind the scenes #evan has the sharpest elbows in the world under that ratty sweater and barty loves getting jabbed around by him amen #ok back to napping byeeeee #t

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lefttoesucker · 2 months

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The sharpest lives :)

I'm not sorry

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assassin1513 · 2 years

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✨James Webb Beauty ✨

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emeraldoodles · 5 months

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Shigeo is asking Reigen for advice on asking out a special boy!

I really love @pearliegrimm fic "Sometimes That's Better". It's hilarious and I was literally laughing out loud while reading it. I hope to draw more comics from the fic (adding to my long list of WIPs).

This is a scene from the very first chapter, so if you enjoyed it go check out the fic!

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #serizawa kastuya #shigeo kageyama #serirei #pearliegrimm #comic #fanfic #fanfiction #idk why I put so much effort into the sign #I just really wanted to color a neon sign #Reigen being ADHD asfuck thinking about tomatoes #anyone catch the one punch man reference?#I enjoy drawing Mob suffer to much to be healthy #Shigeo not being the sharpest #but together with Teru they make one brain cell #once again a comic that was suppose to be more simple until I decided to ink it then color it sigh

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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THE WAY YOU DRAW BARNABY AS BOTH DOG AND HUMAN FORM IS SO ABJZJSKWJWKSKZKZ 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓 STILL WAITING FOR HUMAN HOWDY DESIGN :')

oh hey i actually have a lil headshot doodle of him:

#i wonder what his Actual human design would be like... how clown would envision their caterpillar guy...#this is just my current interpretation #Long. hes long. he gives off tall lanky white guy vibes idk what else to say #weasely man...#long face. long neck. long arms long legs long torso #mf fell into a taffy machine when he was a child... tragic...#rambles from the bog #scribble salad #wh modern human au #i just Know he has no meat on those bones. flat as a fucking pancake #im talkin bisquick basic bitch pancake not one of those fluffy souffle ones #i hope barnaby doesnt mind sharing a bed with the sharpest elbows in existence #and a blanket stealer... i know in my heart that howdy is a blanket thief... cocoon... or rather... chrysalis....#ANYWAY BIG NOSE HOWDY MY BELOVED #i love big noses. honkin schnoz <3

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