Dude holy shit I just thought of something-
A purely random thought that might be genius. Ok so basically gremlin reader that can match Blue’s energy who is a big fan of him and wants to be trained under him. They go through daily training montages that includes running around, making tacos (usually explosive-), and battling each other until they just crash at home and munch on snacks and probably fall asleep in the living room.
Lol so basically a oneshot of their daily chaotic training. Can be platonic or romantic, your call.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! 💙
BLUE X FERAL READER (gender neutral) (crackfic??) (Platonic)
enjoy!
Blue was asleep in his room when your dumbass self decided to crash through his door.
At 2... IN THE MORNING.
Blue woke up with an anxious start that day, and nearly skewered you with a bone too, if it wasn't for your quick reflexes.
You did a half squat, stared at him before raising your hand to point a finger at him.
"YOU"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMAN?!" Blue screamed back."MY FREAKING DOOR!"
"TRAIN ME" Your face bent in determination...oh wait... never mind you were just stepping on a Lego. Your face was bent in pain.
"WHAT?"
"TRRRRRAIN MEEEEEEEEE" You shouted, rolling the r in train.
Blue stared at you, he looked over at his clock, then back at you.
He went back to sleep.
"HEY!" You glared at his figure.
Stretch walked in, alarm written on his face at the sight of the demolished door.
"what the actual hell happened here-"
"BLUUUUUUEEEEEE!!! WAKE UP!!! TRAIIINNN MEE-" you screeched jumping on top of his bed, trying to pry the blankets off him.
"GET OUT YOU STUPID HUMAN ITS TWO IN THE MORNING!!!"
"Fine but are you gonna train me tomorrow?"
"YEAH SURE WHATEVER"
Stretch looked between the two of you confusion etched on his pale face."What??"
THE NEXT MORNING!-
It was 7 am, and blue was going to teach you how to make his famous breakfast tacos.
Stretch watched from the living room, fire extinguisher in hand, And his phone set to dial the firemen...just in case.
You walked in, with the ugliest apron on ever. Blue stared at you in dismay.
"IS THAT A JOKE." He said staring at your stain ridden apron.
"What are you talking about?"
"YOUR APRON IS HIDEOUS, THROW IT AWAY YOU CAN BORROW THE GREAT BLUES EXTRA ONE"
He threw you a green bundle of fabric. Unfurling it revealed that it was in fact... a dinosaur apron. Your carnal desires have been satisfied.
+2 charisma
After a long morning of taco making, bomb diffusing, and getting good use of the 84 fire extinguishers stretch bought, the tacos were finally done.
They were the worst thing you could possibly conceive.
Next you two were going to go on a 12 kilometer run.
You put on your old tennis shoes and started stepping out the door. Blue had packed only the necessities, water. So mutch water. And he made you carry it. 10 GALLONS OF WATER.
Let's just say the run ended with him carrying the remaining water, and you sporting two very busted knees.
Don't worry, stretch brought sparkly bandaids. So many bandaids. Everywhere.
You were exhausted. Completely drained. You managed to convince blue to skip the 14 hour deep clean of the entire house, and instead watch movies and chill.
It was 8pm, you were tired, so very tired. And hungry. You collapsed near the couch, too lazy to actually collapse on the couch. Blue confidently walked through the door, the remaining water in hand, approximately 4 gallons.
Upon seeing your exhausted figure on the floor he sighed. He dropped the water, and walked over to you.
"HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
you groaned into the carpet.
Stretch peered through the doorway. "They said they can't move... or breathe. You should probably move them to the couch. Before they y'know...die." he translated from your indescribable groans.
"AH I SEE. I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR A SWEATER WHEN RUNNING."
He picked you up and moved you to the couch.
The rest of the day was spent watching transformers on the tv, with stretch brining in his stash of chips and various candy. And blue made lemonade.
Thank you for requesting!!!
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