“actually the term you’re looking for is pansexual” actually i’m dying right now. i am dying right now before your very eyes and those are the last words i had to read before my soul vacates this plane of existence forever. Are you proud of yourself
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dealing with embarrassment is not about erasing the moment, but rewriting its impact. consciously decide to not care as if it's really that easy and after enough practice, you'll find that it actually will be.
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*Slams fist on table*
I. AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THIS FANDOM. YOU HAVE ALL FAILED TO MEET MY EXPECTATIONS.
HOW ABSOLUTELY D A R E YOU KEEP IGNORING WHAT A BIG ANIMAL LOVER CROWLEY IS.
WHAT ABOUT THE DUCKS HE CARES SO MUCH FOR LIKE THE GOOD DUCK DAD HE IS!!! WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE DOLPHIN AND WHALE FACTS HE KNOWS!!! WHAT ABOUT THE RANDOM DUCK REFERENCES!!! THE NIGHTINGALES!!! HE IS A SNAKE FOR SATAN'S SAKE!!! WHY IS HE BEING SILENCED ON THIS!!!
DISAPPOINTING!!!
Addition: THE GOATS! THE GOATS!!!!!!!
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kim: okay kitsuragi. get ur shit together. hes been out for two days. hes bound to wake up soon. what should i say? “thank you”? i mean, that goes without saying, but its not enough. “how are u feeling”? no, thats a dumb question. the answer is “bad”. should i just not say anything at all? wait till he speaks? wait no- knowing him, that might make him feel insecure. he needs something to hold onto… words to hold onto… right! his gun! didnt it have an encryption on it? right, yes— “sunrise parabellum” —thats perfect. short, poetic, and familiar. at least as familiar as someone in his condition could be. okay. cool. shit! okay hes waking up. okay, keep calm, lieutenant. wait till hes all there… okay, now.
kim: … sunrise parabellum….
kim: *nailed it*
harry: eeuuugghhh…. k-kiiiim…. where the ffffuck is ur pissfaggot jacket-
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I was just think that, what if, in maybe season 5, Cas picked up on how a man's wife or girlfriend kiss them goodbye as a send off to a war usually. And maybe Cas decided to kiss Dean goodbye one time and, Dean made a joke about it and maybe said A pat on the back would've done fine, and that's all that comes of it because kripke thought it would be funny.
Then, maybe, skip ahead to season 12 or 13 and it still had never been brought up because it was just a joke, a bit. And maybe Dean and Cas are alone in the bunker kitchen, sharing a beer and Dean says, I'm thinking about 2010. And Cas says Why and Dean says Remember that time you kissed me goodbye? and Cas says Yes that was very embarrassing for me, and Cas thinks of leaving because he's not ready for this, he'll never be ready for this he thinks. And theres a bit of silence before Dean says I think about that a lot. And Dean is not looking at Cas, he's just staring at the counter, and Cas doesn't say anything. They finish their beers and Cas says Me too. Dean goes to bed and Cas goes for a drive and maybe he cries a little and maybe Dean does too because they know they won't bring it up again, at least, not for a long time.
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