#take some bread

[macaroni-rascal]

I made a super delicious roasted vegetable sandwich and oh my gOD so yummy! today is a nice day.

#how to make: #cut up like 2/3 of a red pepper into thick strips #cut one full zucchini up into like half a centimeter thick slices length wise #and half a medium white onion #then put a whole bulb of garlic with the top chopped off into some aluminum foil #cover all of this with olive oil and a crack of salt #NO PEPPER #DO NOT ROAST PEPPER #IT IS AN AROMATIC #AND IT WILL JUST BURN #AND GET BITTER #NEVER ROAST PEPPER #into the over at like 375 #roast the veggies for 10-15 minutes #take out the veggies #place aside #let the garlic keep roasting another 10-15 #take some bread #i have some mini whole wheat sourdough bun things #i didn't toast the bread instead i put olive oil in my cast iron and let it toast like that for a couple minutes #on the bread #you're gonna wanna spread #hummus and harissa on one side #on the other #pop out a few pieces of garlic #spread it #and i added some olive tapenade cause i had some on top of that #AND HOLY SHIT #its perfect #a perfect vegetarian/vegan sandwich

[lilybug-02]

Looks like the entire household is together! I wonder where Miss. Toriel is?

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A fun continuation! Lots of crazy vibes. Due to school, I'll be taking another month/months hiatus. I should really stop making so many cliffhangers ;P

#tw blood #I hope this new update made you laugh a little haha! I really enjoyed making these pages! I wanted to make some good situational comedy. #So many memes #Azzy is sad that Kris bonked his snoot :( #and chara accidentally almost killed Kris >;) #And Susie is now here :D #I may keep the monotone color palette since it takes so much less time :) and I have learned so much about comic panels and experimentation #this background was such a vibe. OH MY gosh. I can draw backgrounds in less than an hour now! Thanks comic! #I'm really happy how I drew the hands. No gloves or anything. Kris has skinny little arms hehe #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #bread #art #deltarune #my art #chara #Asriel #Kris #Susie #deltarune comic #deltarune au #chara timeline #cw blood #tw slight blood #tw cursing #cw cursing #the player #the soul #so many tags #this is a shorter update but its a shorter scene. Lots of action and then transition next time :)

[trashworldblog]

gotta say this is some of the worst fucking lists of all time

#stevens is mostly good but it has some zags (egg? white bread? huh) #ryans is logically The Worst. flour? two tortillas? flour over corn? HOT DOG BUN? #andrews is pretty good but really confised me with leaves. i just... i dont understand how thats a vessel #/lh of course #also my number one is sourdough bowl from panera save me.... bread bowl save me.... #maybe a hot take but she got me thru so much #top 5 beatdown spoilers #top 5 beatdown #watcher #steven lim #ryan bergara #andrew ilnyckyj #worth it #watcher entertainment

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: yeah i mean it probably would have worked if i had used a recipe instead of just guessing

TT: You just guessed? It took humans thousands of years to make bread.

TG: it took me like an hour?

#submission #i could guess how to make bread . i could do it #flour egg butter uh. stir #stir it til goopy. um. take goopy out of the bowl beat the shit out of it on the counter. #knead that shit like you are a little creacher making biscuits. (you are making biscuits.) #rolling pin at some point #um. slap it on a pan and put it in the oven for like #uh. oh right preheat the oven before you do any of that. to like. maybe 350F. 400. is that normal #bake it for however long. um. idk just keep an eye on it til it looks normal #take it out. eat. try not to get sick. tada #bread 👍🏼 #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #rose lalonde

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

this happened last night in my pantry.

#Wyatt the cat #just ate the fuck outta some bread #bc he likes bread #and doesn’t take no for an answer #doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #cat #my life for real

[ministarfruit]

day 24: “got into your nerd activity because I love you” ♡

(prompt list for femslashfeb)

#minifemslashfeb2023 #vtuber #hololive #holomyth #holocouncil #amelia watson #tsukumo sana #saname #LISTEN. IT'S JUST PAST MIDNIGHT #CUT ME SOME SLACK #MINI NEEDS TO TAKE A NAP SOMETIMES TOO #anyway this was completely self-indulgent 1000% #because I love sana very very much #and I love ame very very much #ik ame can't eat bread that's why this is for them #she's just here to be supportive and I love that #also february is almost over and I'm scared #what am I gonna do with myself in MARCH #hopefully sleep. LMAO #OK BYEEEEEEE

[creatrixcymraes]

Read a very long scaremongering post about internet culture and the loss of community and it ended with "do you even know the names of your neighbours?" ...as if that was a big gotcha?

Like yeah I do, on one side is Stuart and Rena who are expecting their second grandchild very soon, and on the other side is Mark and his new missus Tracey and his son Ben (who is moving out soon). We send each other Christmas cards and compliment each other's Christmas and Halloween decorations. We bring each other's bins in.

If you want community with your neighbours you just have to accept that it's going to be a little awkward at first and push through the discomfort to make the barest of efforts.

I was definitely glad we already knew each other on the day I woke up at 7am to realise our gas hob had been leaking overnight and the house was full of gas. Mark next door saw the fire engine pull up, came out to see what was going on, and brought us into his house for a cuppa while we waited for the all clear.

Idk I'm just sick of people acting all doom and gloom about things that they absolutely have the ability to change 🤷🏻‍♀️

#didn't add this to the original post because i don't wanna shit on that person #and i know wales is a friendlier place than some other locales #but my dude if you wanna be friends with your neighbours #you gotta befriend your neighbours!! #take them some banana bread! pop a note in the letterbox when you move in with your name and number in case they have a noise complaint or #want to borrow a stepladder #you WILL drift apart from your childhood and teen friends as an adult cos everyones busy but your community is right around you

[icantalk710]

It's funny how leaving bed past 2pm leads to a lazy Sunday despite one's best efforts 🥱

#ore no kao #was up til 4 last night after going out then ordering Taco Bell once back bc starving #ran for some bread and fought with my head about going to the gym but leaving it for tmrw won out lol #just vibed and looked over some translations today yet time still feels like it flew #feeling these 😌 and a cutie liked the side profile so here's a more reserved take lol #brb sleep 💤

[why-the-heck-not]

29.06.23, thursday

I had a presentation today, and there's nothing (and I mean nothing) I hate more than those, so as a treat I made the rest of the day real cozy. Baked bread & listened to podcast while cleaning my apartment; good chill times

#also no it's not the absolute best bread; i used to be lots better at bread some years ago but i can't for the life of me remember what #modifications i made to that recipe (like it was basically just a rough guideline at the end) and i am a dumbass and never wrote any of it #down so i gotta now do some bread research and start again with tinkering everything #but the problem is that I live alone now and i can't bake like multiple big loafs a week bc it's just me eating #so it'll be lots slower this time #yea i should/could have also just been productive bc the thing i had that presentation on is still not like entirely done #but it's like almost there and I could afford a chill evening #presentations take lots of energy out of me anyways even if it's just a small quick one like today was like I am just done for the day afte #so nothing too great would've come out of it anyways #at least I now have a clean kitchen and no longer and actual mountain of clean unfolded laundry on my couch #studyblr #bookblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #studyspo #dark academia #chaotic academia #june 2023 #2023

[amethystpath-writes]

Bread and Eggs

(NOT A PR0MPT)

******

It started with the ringing of Villain’s phone. He wasn’t surprised to see Hero’s name pop up. He admired the too-small circle with her picture on it. It was impossible to tell by looking at the emblem, but Villain knew it was a picture from their first date.

To think it had been five years ago...

Villain’s picture on Hero’s phone had been a more recent photo, one from their engagement. An image of him kneeling with the classic black velvety case. It was warm the day of their engagement- Villain didn’t dare propose on a cold day; it would have led to an obvious refusal.

He used to joke that warmth was the only reason Hero even liked him. “You scorn me constantly,” Villain would tease. “You only like me because of the heat I so generously produce.”

“As if you have any control over it! You can’t help that you’re so warm, but it is definitely a plus,” she would ultimately agree.

Now, they were married- and, oh, hadn’t it been a dream? Looking for homes, buying a home, getting groceries, coming home to one another, holding each other at the end of the day. It was all Villain wanted in life, and for so long, it seemed impossible. Yet, here they were; her joyful face was beaming at his under the name ‘Love of my life’.

Answering the phone, Villain jokingly began, “Yes, honey, I remembered to get the bread and eggs.”

The voice that answered wasn’t Hero’s.

***

#not a pr0mpt #this has been in my drafts for quite some time and Im thinking that I should perhaps post it at some point #that some point being now #Bread and Eggs #I'm so creative #Guess who is finally able to take classes again? How many of you knew I was out of classes for months? #None of ya. Because I never explained it. #Basically I was taking classes and then my university was absolutely horrible so I transferred. #After transferring I was able to take two classes before I realized my old school refused to cancel my financial aid which meant I couldn't #use it at my new school. Which meant I could no longer take classes. But I should be able to start Monday. If not Monday then in August :) #Anyway- that's your update from Dee covering the last couple of months in which I have been inactive #I have also been putting a lot of work into my manuscript. I'm just shy of 10k words right now and that's been on top of a lots of life stuf #okie bye! Sorry it's such a short- and relatively incomplete- snippet. I'll try to get something written up for you guys :)

[suitmana]

i will be the first to admit that this might be reaching a bit. also discussions of religious concepts in lgts ahead

so catholicism in lgts is explored through the struggles of living in a small catholic town like kieferberg, and literally everything about walpurga, the forest deity turned saint. but imo there's also something to be said about how elise obtains the tender flesh: this might be a reflection of the sacrament of the eucharist as understood during the medieval era.

but what is the eucharist anyway? 

in catholic doctrine the eucharist is supposed to be the body of christ manifested through transubstantiation: the transformation of bread and wine into his flesh and blood respectively. this is based on the events of the last supper in the bible, wherein before his death jesus offers his body to his disciples through the bread and wine that they share. thing is, current understanding of transubstantiation is moreso in a metaphysical sense: catholics who do believe in it don’t actually think that they’re eating jesus’ physical body.

that wasn't always the case with medieval catholicism, however. there were theorists like st aquinas and berengar who argued for a metaphysical transubstantiation, but powerful church officials like cardinal humbert (who actually forced berengar to recount his claims) also believed that the faithful partaking in the eucharist were actually eating the literal, physical flesh and blood of jesus. there was quite a bit of concern too because of this: the body of christ, torn apart and chewed on by not just the faithful, but potential sinners? 

the average catholic of that time probably didn't care much for the specifics of how transubstantiation worked (either way, the bread is/represents jesus, whether or not that was physical or not), but the point is there was an ongoing debate—if only among high-ranking church officials and theologians—about what the eucharist really was. now keep in mind that aforementioned literal physicality of the eucharist, and how similarly that plays out to the relevant witching hour segments in lgts.

i want to first highlight the scene where the crows in murim's domain rip out parts of elise's hair for the wheat testament:

and the aftermath:

they sure are hungry, huh? and the way they get at elise is pretty violent, judging by her screams and the sounds of tearing flesh. their carnal hunger, expressed through their lines and the violence in how they form the wheat testament from her hair, brings to mind similar fears of an animalistic, near sacrilegious ingestion of a certain sacred body turned bread, only this time realized in a demonic trial. in other words, the entire trial subverts christ's supposed physical presence in the bread. besides, it's stated outright that elise is meant to physically combine a piece of her body—her hair—into that wheat. 

she does just that in the windmill:

her hair baked into the (apparently unleavened) bread is the tender flesh that the crows hungered for, that would eventually find its way onto ozzy's table.

so the process of acquiring the tender flesh seems to imitate that transubstantiation in the celebration of the eucharist. if that's the case, i wonder why ozzy and his minions would design them this way…

btw here's my sources for medieval transubstantiation (despite my unhinged rambling i did do a bit of research):

https://www.jstor.org/stable/23964057 (Ego Berengarius by Chadwick, H., 1989)

https://global.oup.com/academic/product/some-later-medieval-theories-of-the-eucharist-9780199658169 (Some Later Medieval Theories of the Eucharist by Adams, M. M., 2010)

#little goody two shoes #lgts #elise lgts #father hans' study #considering that the game takes place from the pov of someone who's not a fan of the church #which considering that it's kieferberg is understandable #it's interesting how readily she throws herself into what's basically a subversion of one of catholicism's most central sacraments #and to her credit she does technically get what she wants #even if it is a monkey's paw #it gives me Feelings #haven't analyzed the sweetest nectar in connection to this yet #but there are some parallels i feel #or similar functions #as the wine accompanying the bread in the eucharist #so the sweetest nectar—which does look like red wine and is made from a mixture of blood and water—accompanies the tender flesh #definitely did not plan on posting this during holy week no not at allllll

[pianokantzart]

#I SCREWED UP THE FRIED CHICKEN SO BAD GUYS #It doesn't help that our cooking thermometer's broken so I misjudged the oil's heat #But I didn't pat dry the chicken enough after taking it out of the brine so half the breading kept falling off!?!? And I just- #IT'S MY FAVORITE FOOD YOU'D THINK I'D BE BETTER AT MAKE IT #but frying things is always so so so hard for me for some reason #(the broken thermometer is probably a big part of that reason) #food posting

[mitoad]

ate lunch nd these fellas came over , tore a chunk of meat and dragged it away … nom nom

#they were eatin it w their whole bodies 😭😭 like girl nobody is taking that from u calm down #i ended up just eating some bread and butter and watching them chomp up the food #i dont really like meat anyways so it was a fair trade #🍵 mito's rambles°｡ ⋆⸜ #wasp #yellowjacket wasp #insects

[breadandblankets]

Doug and Elaine Thomas met in a coffee shop at Gotham U, they struck up a conversation in line talking about everything from the weather to certain wildly unpopular school policy changes, they end up talking even after they get their orders (peppermint tea and a chocolate croissant for Elaine, cinnamon latte for Doug)

Doug secures his second date when he finds out Elaine has seen approximately Zero (0) movies and takes it up on himself to show her the world

#and the rest they say is history #doug thomas #duke thomas #elaine thomas #batfam #elaine is either pregnant here or freshly not pregnant hence the herbal tea #i asked my mom if u can drink coffee while pregnant and mom asked me who i was mad at #smh #doug and the bad bitch he pulled by being Very Normal about movies #anyway i think duke got his love of movies from his dad 🥰🥰 #i think they watched old movies together afterschool or on weekends cuddled up with popcorn #doug insists that popcorn is essential to the viewing experience despite the fact they polish it off before the movie even starts #elaine is at goth u getting her social work degree ofc and doug is probably in the process of getting his construction apprenticeship #and is just taking some classes before that #probably like safety and physics and such #does gotham have a cc?? I don't remember #anyway i will keep thomas family posting until dc editorial takes me out themselves #doug and elaine aren't dead u fucks #bread talk

[luna-of-ophelia]

interiors of my main house 🍞

#my post #hi hi long time no posts! i'm trying to get back into my own game :'') #i've been in some sort of animal crossing nostalgic kick lately (abt the older games like wild world and city folk) #so i've been wanting to plah more! i also wanna show off my island a bit #i should also post more HHP stuff as well.. i've done tons of those but usually forget to take pics #also idk about the bread emoji. it just felt right LOL #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #interior

[b4kuch1n]

Your swsh art always makes me want to replay the game because i love it and its my favorite pokemon game and every time i play another pokemon game i think of it how i miss certain elements from swsh. Then i boot up the game and im once again caught in the 1 hour 40 minutes hand held intro and im like ah- now i remember why i have been playing other pokemon games instead of this one. Happy (late?) birthday!

you don't want to listen to hop? you don't want to hear him teach you about type matchups? you don't wanna let him cheer u on...? 🥺 waa....?

#ask #bakuspeech #I am joking to be clear lmao #thank u happy bday to me !! #tbh I got real used to pokemon overexpositioning since sumo lol. it's kind of a boon for me #cause I'm not a Gamer™ and my brain takes stuff on Very slowly #so the tutorial stuff and the cutscenes give me time to catch up. also it's still fun to see these guys run around #I am in fact here for these guys lol. weird thing to say about the game built on and with an essential focus on the pokemon I know #I just like humans! I just like watching hop running circles around my player character all excited #and leon being a dick to his hometown people when they're expecting 'leon' back and they get the champion instead #and you get to see sonia used to dealing with it but the frustration never fully fades and how close she is to hop and that picture's bleak #listen this is my bread&butter lol. leon really doesn't show up That much himself around the game he's a shadow casted over the story #it's always interesting to me! does Not mean it's not sluggish to other people who want to play the game lmao #but I like it. also the tutorial at least the first time around was necessary to me bc the difficulty scales way up later on lol #it's a very good first pokemon game I maintain this. sumo never managed to teach me the same way swsh did #I still care drampa tho thank u drampa for being real I love u #lmao it feels like saying I'm not a Gamer™ violates some tenets of having adhd somehow. but its just the case here #the main genres I play are 'itch games tangential to the haunted ps1 people' and 'popcap-style casual games' #my sport's figuring out shapes n movin my stylus sadly. well not sadly why would that be sad