foaming at the mouth at the realization that the climax of The Secret History started with Henry "kidnapping" Camilla like the Trojan War started because of Paris "kidnapping" Helen
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reasons I am better than Bunny Corcoran:
1. Bunny Corcoran is a faggot hater
2. I am a faggot lover
3. I am a Bunny Corcoran hater
thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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I made my grandma read the secret history, the goldfinch and giovanni’s room🔥🔥🔥 im not pushing the gay agenda to your kids but also your parents and grandparents
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If I had to do my dream casting for the secret history by Donna Tartt, I’d cast David Bowie circa The Man Who Fell to Earth as Francis Abernathy
I mean HELLO
The little smile!?!? The cheekbones!?!? The hair!?!??? It’s perfect This is Francis Abernathy to me
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After Bunny found out about the murder, he was pestering Henry while being mean (Richard as an extremely unreliable narrator obviously exaggerating everything, but nonetheless Bunny was still mean) to the rest because of his & Henry's connection (best friends aside from the group and "more than friends") - his intentions were not to milk Henry's money like a gold digger (he is a gold digger tho let's be real), he was searching for proof and reassurance that things could go back to normal, to the way they used to be
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People at uni who interacted with me while I was reading the secret history thought it's ACTUAL HISTORY and im like no ma'am I'm not that smart but that's sounds cool I might actually? Maybe sometime? Idk!!!
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the secret history by donna tartt has completely taken over my life 👁️👁️👌🏻 it’s so good and i don’t want it to end omfg
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of course he's read the secret history!!
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