H.U.E.: Have you considered not being The Evil Jerk, but instead a Basic Jerk? Maybe obtaining an obnoxious but harmless set of new hobbies; framing some rebellious posters; going to under bridge rave parties. Ah, how about joining some particularly dark knitting circle?
Needless to say…Jack won’t appreciate unsolicited dad advice. He already does half of that, thank you.
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So, my favorite canon explanation for the continued design choice of the brightass yellow bat symbol on Batman’s chest as the suit has gotten darker and darker is that it’s a target.
If a criminal has a gun and a massive black shadow comes at them, in their fright they’re going to probably shoot at the bright yellow target in the center of Batman’s chest, the purposefully most armored piece of his suit rather than blindly shooting at weaker areas of his armor, like the joints. It gives the criminals something to point and shoot at that’s not civilians or weak points in his armor.
But here’s the thing.
The utility belt is also yellow.
So, going with that logic:
He want them to shoot at he dick?!
Is that what he wants?
He dick be shot?
Why he want shot his dick?
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if i was at flatland i wouldv stopped it.
[ID: A borderless two panel comic. The entire piece is drawn on a purple, space background, with stardust, clouds and stylized stars.
The first "panel" shows Bill Cipher, a yellow triangle with a large eye, a black top hat, and a black bowtie. His eye is crinkled, as if smiling, and his eyebrow is raised. His hand is gesturing as if he's explaining something as he says, in yellow text, "If I was shown the 3rd Dimension I would simply force the Circles to take me seriously."
The next "panel" shows three figures. On one side is Bill, floating, back facing the audience. He is staring at the Axolotl, a pink axolotl with a blue tail, and freckles. The axolotl is smiling at him mildly, eyebrows raised. Clinging to Bill's hand and dangling from him is Andrew Kryptos, a navy blue equare with one eye and a mouth with buck teeth. He is also wearing gloves and boots, and loots up at Bill, slightly worried. In the background is a flat blue planet, which is on fire.
The Axolotl says, in pink text, "A Square tried that and he was imprisoned for life LOL not with it."
Bill responds "Yeah well RIP to A Square but we're different."
End ID]
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More modern Vanitas AU (This time with our favorite duo ft. Domi Jeanne kinda)
Inspired by that one moment where Noé unknowingly flexes his fancy rich upbringing to Vanitas! I’m continuing a theme of phones with this second post lmao
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lmk if y’all want some more of this AU since the first one I posted got a huge amount of attention lmao thank you
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Any number? 23 and saïx :)
couldn't count all the ways that i've died for you
[ID: a digital drawing of saix from kingdom hearts. He is shown from the hip up, his body in 3/4's and his face in profile. He is shadowed in warm tones. He has a neutral expression, and he's standing straight.
The background is transparent except for a circle that lays from the middle of his shoulders and upwards, with three sections that have a slightly bigger circumference where one to three, seven to eight, and eight to nine would be on a clock. All scenes are blue tones with a noise overlay. these three are all from saix's perspective.
In the first, there is a cloaked figure shown from the waist down, the tip end of young xehanort's keyblade leans forward and some of it goes out of bound, tiled floor as a background. The second one is saix's hand reaching for kingdom hearts. The third is his hand reaching towards Lea, who lies on the floor of radiant garden's lab.
The rest of the circumference is a labyrinth wall in keyblade's graveyard, with a harsh diagonal line of light on the upper half. Most of the circumference is lined black, except from nine to one o'clock, lined white. /End ID.]
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