#tiddies do not fucken do that

[xotication]

more ken hcs, some sfw & some nsfw. (most for female bodied readers)

sfw -

• ken loves listening to you speak. especially after a long day? he just wants you to calm him down by telling him how your day has been & what you did.

• acts of service bf all the way.

• he’ll see you struggling to open something & politely remove it from your hands just to hand it back opened with a light grin on his face.. he loves being helpful to you sm.

• even when you’re with family, he never stops to ask if anyone needs help. he’s gonna occupy himself with work one way or another.

• he loves brushing your hair after showers, before you go out, or even before you style it. he thinks it’s so cute :(

• always has an arm around you or on your thigh, no matter what.

• learns how to remove makeup bc you fall asleep with yours on sometimes..

• def the type of bf to stand in front of you if you’re arguing with someone. like he’ll let you talk as much shit as you want.. from BEHIND him. whole time he’s staring down whoever you’re arguing with.

• takes so many pictures of you. he doesn’t care what you’re doing at all, anything & everything you do is picture-worthy in his eyes. his whole camera roll is made up of you, random pictures of nature he takes, & more you..

• he once told you that you look like a cigarettes after sex song & you bawled your eyes out.

• constantly cancels plans with others to make time for you.. his friends hate him for it but, who cares?!

• quiet in public, chaotic behind closed doors..

• you tell him you like a certain snack or drink once & the next day the fridge/pantry is stocked with it, no doubt.

• gets a kitten because he gets lonely when you’re away he thought it’d make you happy..

• keeps plenty of polaroids of you in his wallet, car, phone case.

• buys anything that reminds himself of you when he’s out running errands & such.

• has abt 3 or more tats of your name idc.

• stops mid video game to text you back.

• puts his hand in your back pocket.

• let’s you do his makeup when you’re bored.

• genuinely asks you to paint his nails, even offers to pay for yours so you can match.

nsfw -

• he’s sosososo gentle with you.

• fav position is missionary bc he adores your pretty face sm.

• ken is AMAZING with his hands..

• you can’t count on two hands how many times he’s made you cum with just his fingers. he knows exactly how to make you feel good.

• i personally think ken sits at a nice 7 inches. like on the dot. not huge or anything. perfectly thick nd everything. he knows how to fucken USE IT. he’s constantly asking how much more you can take..

• bruises your hips & thighs..

• leaves handprints all over you.

• loves loves loves to cum on your belly or your tiddies. he can’t count how many pics he has of you completely fucked out with a load on either body part. he uses them frequently.

• he makes noise, but not too much. most of the time he’s just trying to talk you through your orgasms.

• “i know angel, i know..”

• “doing so good baby, you look so fucken beautiful like this”

• “so deep inside you, i don’t even wanna pull out..”

• chokes you when he feels really really good & forgets his morals just a little bit :3

• bites your neck nd lets blood spill from the wound bc he thinks the shade is beautiful on you.. eventually he’ll lick it up.

• watches it go in n out.. loves to feel the bulge in your tummy.

• when you give him head, he’s always moving your hair out of your face so he can look into your eyes, just for him to push your head down & watch them roll back when you choke.

• when he’s had a long bad day, he gets mean sometimes & makes you beg him to make you feel good.. nd if he doesn’t think you did good enough, he’ll make you watch him jerk off :((((

• won’t even let you get near him either, bc you “don’t deserve to touch him”

• loves to quiet your moans with sloppy wet kisses.

• let’s you sit on his dick & fall asleep while he’s gaming :3

• TIDDIE SUCKERRR LOL.

• sends you nut vids whenever tfk you ask with no hesitation.

the end!

#anime #manga #fanfic #fluff #headcannons #kaneki ken #kaneki x reader #tokyo ghoul #tokyo ghoul re #kaneki #x reader

[the-znoze]

This is Clarabelle I love her I'm gonna marry her our wedding is next week

#fucken baby #love her so much #digital art #drawing #sketch #doodle #oc #big tiddy gf #how do you tag #i only know shitpost tag #cowgirl

[p3answer]

god i wanna redesign minas outfit so bad..........................

#bnha #cause like the design itself looks super cool? but the colors r.... HNNGHHH they dont fit!! #also the tiddy window is so fucken unnecesary but what can u do this is horikoshi were talkin abt #also momos outfit is gross i wanna redesign it too but thats a given #these girls!!! deserve better!!!!! #robin.txt

[z3nitsusgf]

'M sorry but since I discovered pervy nerd albedo and his powerhouse of a girlfriend + jealous kaeya who still can't believe that THAT nerd snached his girl before him (if only you didn't give mixed signals dumbass)

So pls imagine sweet cutie Bedo with hos head shoved in your tiddies (ur doing) and sneakily trying to succ some tiddy while you lay on your bed with one hand on his head when suddenly a wild kaeya appears and demands to speak with you but sputters when he sees your glare and fucken ALBEDO shoved in your tits so he just,,, jumps on the bed and starts sucking on your other boob while glaring at a sleepy albedo ;__;

HELP HELP HELP

My brain malfunctioned at this oh my god anon oh my god-

CW: lord lots of titty sucking, jealousy, Kaeya and Albedo suck your tits at the same time :3 pinching, licking, spit, drool, you know the drill if I missed anything lmk (not proof read so might have a shit ton of spelling mistakes)

I am imagining, oh- what if you just text Kaeya you’re over with him. Done. Over. Finished. You don’t need him anymore, you’ve got Albedo now, he doesn’t need to worry about you anymore. So he shouldn’t bother you around campus anymore.

No more sneaking behind campus to let Kaeya have his way with you. No more letting him drift his hand up your skirt during lectures to finger you in the middle of lectures, no more letting him spit in your mouth as you cry that he’s too mean to you. None of that, not anymore. You cut him off. Cold turkey. And it feels good to finally stand up to kaeya, to wave him away. Tell him to fuck off and that you don’t need him anymore. Finally start treating him like he’s treated you the last few months.

And now, now you’ve got the soft blonde’s face in between your tits, his mouth kissing at the fabric as he tries to make his way underneath the chemise. Bedo tucking his hands under your tank top, looking up at you with lidded teal eyes before pushing up the thin piece of cloth. You’re able to do this in your dorm, with everyone practically gone home for winter break it’s just you and a couple of others.

“Go ahead.” You coo, and he flushes, patchy blush coating the apples of his cheeks as he shakes his silvery blonde strands. He moves his arms to wrap around your tummy.

Albedo thumbs at your waist, hugging you close, and you hum, pushing the back of his head to get his mouth where you want him, and where you know he wants to be. It’s lazy, soft, and sweet. The way he wraps his mouth around your tit, and sucks at the skin. Sleepy gaze drifting between breaths as you hum at the feeling of him lapping at your now hardening nipple. You arch a bit, it’s not desperate or perverted like usual - it’s lined with an edge of sleepiness, like a comfortable warmness you could fall asleep to.

And you almost do, that is, until you’re interrupted. And you hear him before you see him. The rapid fall of his steps down the hall before your door is smacked open. The resounding boom of it hitting the hard concrete slab of wall, and you and Albedo freeze.

“The fuck was your text.” Kaeya. “We need to talk.” He’s flushed in the face, not in embarrassment- no, not yet - he’s angry. Face melded a deeper tan and fists balled. And you roll your eyes up toward the ceiling. It’s not so much you’re embarrassed, but you don’t really feel like arguing with Kaeya while your tits are out.

“There’s nothing to talk about.” You mutter, and you feel Bedo shuffle closer, burying his face in your chest more, ( you think if you focus hard enough, he’s smiling a bit ) and you card through his hair. Turning your glare over to Kaeya, staring at the man with a raised brow, challenging him to do anything about this - and he absolutely deflates. “You-, I-“ Stuck at the foot of your bed with a stupid look on his face, you can see the faintest of tent in his pants and you hide your grin.

Kaeya drifts his gaze between your face and the sprawled blonde man on top on you, face buried in your chest. And his face heats even more when he can hear it. Kaeya can hear the faint sucks of albedo making marks on your tits, and the not so subtle way you arch when he pulls you closer into his mouth. Kaeya doesn’t know what possess him. He should’ve just left then and there, should’ve been a slap in the face to be treated with such little regard - but he couldn’t.

And now he’s here, swatting the other man’s hand off your other tit, ignoring your “Kaeya seriously?” and plopping down on the other side of you. “Move over chump. First you steal my girl, now you’re in here sucking her tits like a fucking baby. Who would’ve thought.” Kaeya spits it to the half awake boy, who’s hardly paying attention to him. Whining when Kaeya pinches his hands off your chest. “Kaeya, do you have to-“ He snatches the chemise and yanks the rest of it up, making you tip up and push your tits up into their faces.

“Might as well, loser doesn’t know how to do it right.” That’s his excuse, it’s shitty and hurried but you have no retort when he’s shifting his mouth over your other nipple. His tongue swirling over the hard bud as he grazes his teeth sharply over the sensitive flesh till you flinch away and grab his head with your hand, fingers curling in his hair and he smirks at the familiar victory. The sensation is incredible. Kaeya is holding you down with a cupped palm on your tit and the other pressed flat on your tummy.

You squirm at the difference between them, bedo is lazy and you think borderline asleep. Only really peeking a teal eye open when Kaeya makes a particularly sloppy suck. He’s starting to get a little more competitive now, sucking a bit harder to keep up with Kaeya, who’s glaring out of the corner of his eye like looks could kill. You shimmy under them, wriggling between the two masses of tall bodies that cage you beneath them. A mess of silvery blonde and navy blue tickling your collarbone as they bob and dip their heads around and up your chest.

There’s drool seeping onto your skin, from their sloppy make out with your tits, their saliva is dripping from their tongues and smearing across your areoles. You can’t help the whine that leaps from your throat when Kaeya pinches the hard bud between his fingers. “You like this a bit too much, huh y/n?” You kick your feet out just a tad when he lets go, letting the perky bud snap back against your skin. Albedo is palming up and down your body, squeezing your thighs and hips, releasing your breast from his hot mouth to mold it to the shape of his hand.

And now the both of them are conspiring in secret. You don’t know if it’s some sort of bro-code, but the two are each squeezing and mouthing at your tits like they own them. Making you whine and pool in your panties. If they were to check, they’d feel the damp wetness coat the seat of your shorts. You pant at their ministrations, you think maybe - you could cum like this if they kept it up. The both of them starting to slow down, but still sucking furiously till the buds are swollen and puffy, and you know that tomorrow they’re going to ache and Albedo is going to ask if you him to “massage them”.

But for now, you settle for letting to two men suck and lick to their hearts content. Because at least they aren’t arguing with each other.

#I LITERALLY KICKED MY FEET AND GIGGLED WHEN INREAD THIS NONNIE U HAVE NO IDEA #I LOVE THIS SM HEHEHEHEH #I just wanted to keep this forever and stare at it #genshin impact･ﾟ✧ #pervy nerd albedo <3 #val.writes ❦ #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader smut #albedo smut #albedo x reader smut #kaeya smut #kaeya x reader smut #kaeya alberich smut

[multiruner-boyo]

do you think alphonse would talk about how hot seth is with listener and listener would completely agree 😔💪🏽

we,, we don’t do this already? lmaoo

we ALL know Seth is absolutely 🔥packed🔥

GOTS ENOUGH MAN TIDDIES TO STOP 👏WORLD👏HUNGER👏

but like,, I don’t think Al would just IMMEDIATELY start doin that, ya know? our boy doesn’t want to make you uncomfy cuz he’s good like that 😔😩😔😔

he’s gon wait for some sort of sign

maybe a lil “crispy jeebus Seth, your man tits are pokin out—“ oR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT—

and if he can’t pick up any signs, he’ll just ask ya

and if ya say yes,,

pfft Seth best be fucken wary—

cuz now it ain’t just gon be Al given him a quick smackums on them cheeks asjsjsj 👀👀

but like, you and Al would totally buy Seth shirts that show of them ✨arms✨ every chance ya get

LET THEM BABIES SHOW SETH—

#yuurivoice #zip it runer #yuurivoice headcannons

[modx-reborn]

HAPPY NEW YEARS Y'ALL NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Thank you!

All of you, every anon, named, un-named, mutuals, discord buddies, every single one of you worm having motherfuckers that came in my inbox/DM's sat the fuck down looked at me and shoved a hand full of phat assed worms into my hands.

Like 'Here, do you want them?' and I am feral so yes yes I do want them!

Also thank you all for putting up with the very poor uneven upload schedule for my fics, I swear it's just cause I am a pea brain sometimes and or just straight-up forget I have written anything.

@crwnedprnce

My partner, my catboy, my sweet prince... and the others in the system that put up with me. You would be surprised how often this lovely person has been chattering in my ear as I write or typing out little messages to me, thank you, honey!

@dreamwvrld

KAY! My simpbur loving, techno tiddy lusting, nasty ass simp of a fellow writer... Thank you, I saw you in my inbox and had a mini-meltdown, I adore your writing and will always be so fucken happy that you put up with my shit.

@dead-bones

Dead, you nasty ass, wonderful, full of life, motherfucker! I wish you all the best with your boytoy! Live that truth, make that porn! And thank you, whole ass, thank you for the chats, the ideas, the worms. Just thank you.

@whorekinq

You have been around so long on my blog I couldn't do this! Kinq, assigned boytoy, ghostbur simp looking ass, I miss you and I hope you have been doing well.

@toiletwipes

For a random person that wanted to share the whole outline and plot of their fic in my DM's, you're alright... I kid, but seriously, thank you for that and I am so glad that you did start posting that fic and that people love it as much as I did when you shared it with me.

@struggling-with-space

For someone who both loves and hates when I praise them or call them playful pet names, you are a fantastic human and an absolute sweetheart. I look forward to whenever you post more writing, whatever type it may be!

@boobberries

It's been a while huh, not just dreg anymore, haven't used that tag in a long time. I will always come back and read your blog, your anons are spectacular, and they give me lots of little ideas to squirrel away, I hope this year goes well for you, and everything you're after comes just as it should.

And

@stellaricwriting

Someone I have been reading and still come back to when I travel to and from my work, thank you. I may have made an unholy noise when I saw you in my DM's but, thank you, you are absolutely lovely and I hope we can talk more as well, or as much as we can with timezones and all...

#mxad #new year #not a fic update #mxad mutual

[bananaapplewaffle]

Vignettes [Set 2] [Savanaclaw & Scarabia]

Something’s Still Off… | Jack - PE Uniform

He be running!!

Oh damn, Deuce finna be running too

AGAIN

JACK AT LEAST DRINK SOME WATER

How about y'all take a break???

CREWEL??

NOT THE HIT STICK

AGAIN??

SK;LADSSAS;LDKAS;K;L

NOT THE FYM UNIFORM BEING TOO TIGHT

NOT JACK'S TIDDIES BEING SO BIG THAT ITS MAKING HIS JUMPSUIT NOT FIT RIGHT

ADSLKJD;LKL;AS

PURRR JACK JUST A HONSET PERSON ALL AROUND

Deuce...

I Was Impressed (Part One) | Jack - Ceremonial Robes

Back at it again with my mans in these robes

TEN PATTY BURGER??? I WANNA TRY IY

The cleaners may be expensive but its less work

Just go take some money from Leona

Oh god he Ace fucken go

Ace out here finna cheat with his card tricks

Break everything Jack

Unleash the Beast

RIDDLE

Awwww

Did Jack feel like he had to act a certain way around Riddle to make it seem like he wasn't just some brute?

I Was Impressed (Part Two) | Jack - Ceremonial Robes

Ah one of these games

RIDDLE ALREDY FUCKEN KNOWS WHATS UP

Riddle: "I dare him. I dare him to cheat."

NOT THE FALSE HOPE START

HIS INSTINCTS HAVE KICKED IN

YOURE FUCKED ACE

CHEATING IN RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS PRESENCE

FOR SHAME

ASL;DKSAD;LKDL;ADKAL;AS

JACK'S TAIL IS WAGGING AT THE PRAISE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AS;DKSA;DK;LADKASL;DKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE REALLY RESPECTS RIDDLE

NOT JACK RIGHTFULLY CALLING LEONA MY BELOVED A COWARD

This so cute

Jack is such a good boy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT ACE HAVING TO WASH RIDDLE'S ROBES TOO

NOT THE REST OF THE DORM

BADSJKLSADJASLDK

Laugh While You Can (Part One) | Jack - Beans Camo

I hate this yellow ass hair

Damn got the both of them

A 500 METER GAP IN SECONDS??

Damn Ruggie was there too

20 CAPTURES

We didn't stand a chance

...

Bully him

BULLY HIM

SLOWPOKEASS

Noooo

Nooo

Azul, Jack is right.

You might want to try working on your stamina.

Just because you're in a magic school doesn't mean bad things won't happen.

RAN FOR 30 MINUTES STRAIGHT

I could never lol

Why the fuck are your siblings playing tag for 6 hours straight

god i can hear it

"Y'all better choose! In or out!"

Oh we have a front gate?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"What is it, boy? Ya smell something'?"

RUGGIE SHUT UP LMAO

Jack took it in stride tho

The amount of Fucks that Floyd does not give.

Laugh While You Can (Part Two) | Jack - Beans Camo

How has Azul not been like

"Ah, he's in a dower mood. Collect him and let us continue."

Okay nevermind

He said fuck around and find out

Awwww

Not Floyd being pissed that he got on the Famer's Team

Jack my beloved honest good boi

(not even gonna touch on the Azul calling Ruggie vice dorm leader here)

NOT HIM TRYNA DIP

NEVERMIND FLOYD IS AWAKE

RUN, RUGGIE, RUN

The girls are finna fight

If Floyd could use hands

this would be over in an instant

RUGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHARKSUCKER???

HE SAID THIS ONE IS FOR MY NGGA

Don't Worry, I Got This (Part One) | Ruggie - Ceremonial Robes

Define fat cats...

I mean.... the uniforms are kinda cute i guess

Azul not you tryna steal from wamen's pocketbooks...

SAKL;SADKLAS;DKAL

God Kalim. Love ya, I do. But I could never deal with you.

YOU KNOW

NO AZUL

PUT ONE OF THOSE ANIMAL BACKPACK LEASHES ON KALIM

TWEELS

Don't Worry, I Got This (Part Two) | Ruggie - Ceremonial Robes

Wait... why is a track meet bringing in females from afar?

(Even tho this whole all boy's school simply does not exist for me lol).

Remora????

These two make a scary good duo....

also ruggie has a scary good talent for leading

Ruggie, take Leona's place as second born prince

Damn he....

IS THAT A FUCKEN MINI PAOPU FRUIT

I don't even care if its not, it is now.

Agreements with Jamil (Part One) | Kalim - Labwear

....

what a great start

oh no

oooh Disney Castle vibes

Jamil, baby no. It was just Kalim being Kalim.

oh?

Oh?

Kalim no!

oooooo

OH SHIT

KALIM YA FUCKEN GROUNDED

OH THIS IS THE CONTINUATION OF THE RIDDLE ONE?

He looks so upset

...oh my god Kalim please stop and listen

Oh? He also invited Floyd?

OH WE INVITED ALL THREE?

...

damn they said

"um we literally had zero plans in going but go off king"

OMG NOT ONLY IS HE GUARDING THE OUTSIDE

HE'S ASLEEP

BUT NODDED

okay now i feel like Ruggie was actually planning to go

but he's also blowing up like this so he can get something liek a favor out of it

RUGGIE NOOO

Shite mans was prepared to take a coupla plates home

KALIM NOOO

Agreements with Jamil (Part Two) | Kalim - Labwear

This is going to be the worse party to have never happened

CUZ AINT NO WAY JAMIL IS GONNA LET HIM DO THIS

Oh Ruggie! You're still here!

GOD DAMN

NOT SENDING THE BILL TO THE PARENTS

WHEW

Damn Ruggie finna eat good good

SAM STOP ALLOWING THE SPENDING

DLASKDASLDKSA

SHELTERED BABY

You right

WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT

Y'all leaving the food there

Me and Grim gonna find it and eat it

AYE WE SMACKING BACK IN THIS BITCH

AWE THANKING JAMIL

HE DID IT FOR HIM

OMG

KALIM

WHEW

Good Luck, Charlie.

You Have Plenty of Time (Part One) | Jamil - Ceremonial Robes

Ah, after our little setting everything on fire incident at the beginning.

Sebek

baby

what are you doing here

NOT HIM THINKING SEBEK IS AN ASSASSIN

but also

he's built that big

KALIM NO

Y'all are all pussies for not wanting to go to the baddest dorms on campus.

OMG HE'S JUST MALEFICENT'S DESCENDENT

I've beat her up plenty of time

(Gravity is the spell to use btw)

You Have Plenty of Time (Part Two) | Jamil - Ceremonial Robes

LMAO

I love Sebek

Damn why is it so dark

Not y'all dimming the lights in the Diasomnia Hallway

KALIM BITCH

Kalim such a sweetheart

Kalim sent Jamil a compliment!

Jamil.exe has stop working!

THE KALIM POUT

...

Kalim...

Twisted Ramblings

#waffle plays twsted #twisted wonderland #jack howl #ruggie bucchi #kalim al asim #jamil viper

[faerienextdoor]

general relationship hcs with (some) pastas

Fair warning, I'm using and hinting at mine and my friends’ writing for these creeps :) enjoy  also as soon as i figure out how to open an ask box, I’ll be accepting requests

Brian:

- oh where to start with this absolute himbo

- he melts around you. like he's your bitch, and you're his.

- he's the type of boyfriend that takes you out in the snow and shoves a handful down the back of your jacket, and laughs until you shove snow in his face

- it is snow war

- it ends with you cuddling him, wrapped in a blanket and content in front of the burning fire he got started just for you <3

- but he also has some weird... habits.

- drinks pickle juice.

- gets his hand stuck in the jar.

- looks at you like 🥺 until you sigh and help him. for the fifteenth time.

- he can cook some basic breakfast foods, and happily breaks out a cookbook to prepare you something as a surprise or to learn something with you!!

- baking with him would be a mess. he forgets flour goes everywhere and now you both look like you took a bath in cocaine

- but the cupcakes are mediocre at best. they aren't absolute garbage, so... cupcake points!

- he worries about how hoodie treats you. he doesn't remember anything when he regains control, but you've reassured him hoodie is just fine.

- and he is

(hoodie)

- hoodie is like a rottweiler or a doberman.

- protective. intimidating. energetic.

- but also a giant fucking baby.

- this large ass man lumbers over and drops to his knees. places his chin on your lap and stares at you from the fabric of his mask until you stop what you're doing and stroke his head awkwardly

- you could swear he does those happy grumbled a rottie does.

- hoodie is silent but shows he loves you just as much as brian does. He strokes your hair silently, even places a kiss to the crown of your head as you sink into his beefy arms.

- he smells nice too. surprisingly.

- but that raises the question: if hoodie showers, does he shower with that damn thing on?

- you won't get an answer if you were to ask.

- brian introduces you to his grandma julia. and she dotes on you.

- the immortal old lady remarks that you’re the best s/o brian has brought to her yet.

Tim:

- a lumberjack man with biceps like a fucking tree trunk

- how'd you land him? give me your secrets (/j)

- he's such a love bug. a tired stressed love bug.

- he finds /every/ excuse to have physical contact with you. it's like a little touch from you reassures him that you're real. you're like a dream to him.

- he's the best for cuddles. He holds you to his chest

- and you get special access to his moobs

- and he gently strokes your head, traces shapes into your back, etc. it's a special intimate moment each time.

- my man's is italian-american but can't cook to save his fucken life

- he always gets your favorite microwave meals though!! he never forgets.

- not feeling good? dw baby he's making it for you <33 shitty low tier bean and cheese burrito coming up

- slowly he learns the basics and surprises you with lunch or even dinner if you're lucky!!

- he loves you so much. and wants you to feel it and know it. all the time.

(masky)

- god where to start with this bitch

- he's not jeff levels of bad ofc, but he's silent and... weird. creepy, some may say. he doesn't mean to be.

- and he's a hard ass. far more strict than tim.

- he follows you around like a giant fucken puppy and will spook you by grabbing you abruptly and holding you tightly

- you can't escape him. he really utilizes his physical strength

- he loves lifting you up and just... holding you. or carrying you off.

- protective and overbearing.

- but tim keeps him under control.

(angst)

- he wouldn't want to lose you like he lost his last wife.

- you find pictures of a woman laying around and a small girl that bears a striking resemblance to her and tim.

- tim goes quiet and questioned but eventually caves and tells you about his family

- or what he used to have

- his wife died and his daughter disappeared.

- it broke him and you're all he has left now

- constantly needs your affection in return to his own

- pls love him

jeff:

- why the fuck would you date him

- he's the absolute worst in so many aspects. But he genuinely tries for you.

- even if his gifts are shitty, it's nice to know he thoughts of you, right? even if it's a half dead flower or a rib torn from a deer caraccas.

- but you get the butt end of his shithead antics. ranch bath, specifically. he smelt like spoiled milk for a week after and you had to cuddle that fucker.

- and don't get me started on mayo bath

- but he still loves finding himself in your arms. or finding you in his. he's demanding affection wise, and will yank you into him for some cuddles. whether you like it or not.

- he isn't one for a lot of pet names, but calls you curse words or "sweetheart" in polish.

- and you get to see the side of him that only shows when he breaks down.

(bit of angst)

- he misses his family and the life he used to have. he'll reminisce what it was like in poland with his mom and family with you, and you sometimes swear you can see his brown eyes gloss over at the memory of her.

- he never talks about his dad, you've noticed.

- don't ask.

- he brushes off heavy conversations with some dumb quip ("wanna see my renegade?")

- he sucks at cooking. god awful at it. but he really tries for you. manages a bowl of oat meal that's edible.

- but he overloads it with sugar and for some reason, salt.

- he's confused. he thinks that's normal (it isn't)

- his idea of a date is napping with you. or rather, forcing you into nap time.

- I mean it when I say this man is strong in a weird fucken way. latches onto you with that iron grip and you won't be able to leave for at least a few hours.

jane:

- ethereal wlw woman.

- could break you with her heels. or a flutter of what eyelashes she has.

- you're lucky to have her, and she's just as lucky to have you!

- she's sweet and charming. very smooth and takes good care of you.

- her love language is a mix of physical touch and acts of service.

- she'll cuddle you all night, and then make you breakfast in the morning.

- she loves showering with you when she's comfy enough around you! it's super intimate and she washes your hair.

- massages the soap into your hair, suds spilling down your neck and back as her fingers scrub circles into your scalp.

- it's heaven on earth. such a domestic life.

- it'll take a while for her to settle enough in the relationship for you to see her without her mask

- you make her feel so loved and wanted

- secure, even.

- she's protective but not controlling or overbearing. shes that type of girlfriend that's just a worrywart and relaxes as soon as you're curled up in her arms. you fit there perfectly, too. like you belong there.

- which you do. at least in her mind

- she has such a gentle touch and hold on you. like she's afraid you'll combust in her arms if she holds you too tightly.

- she loves stroking your hair and having you nap

- using her tiddies as a pillow 👌

(angst)

- she needs affirmation from you when it comes to her scars.

- she thinks that jeff ruined her. permanently marking her once spotless body.

- and she thinks you'll hate her or find her disgusting.

- that's why she freezes if/when you gently slip off her mask.

- she stares at you with those teary green eyes. then leans in and kisses you

- you make all of her worries disappear.

- she's also financially comfortable, but not really rich (on that topic: eat the rich)

- she spoils you every chance she gets. gifts, a nice dinner date, you name it

- she almost spoils you as much as she does her cat Emory

- little shit has the sparkliest fucken collar and acts like he's the shit

- he's your fur baby too now

Helen:

- oh my god this disaster of an art boi

- he's convinced he's the luckiest man in the world (and he might as well be!!)

- he obviously wouldn't have been the one to confess. but it was really obvious by how he painted and drew you constantly, that some feeling for you was lodged into his beating heart.

- he treats you like the finest china. with the most care a man can manage.

- he's the definition of clingy and affectionate from the very start.

- he curls around your sleeping form perfectly when y'all cuddle.

- his hand dances in your hair, soothing you into a dreamless sleep each night without fail.

- he has a magic touch and a gentle voice.

- and he cherishes you so fucken much. (like a simp /j)

- he shies away from kisses at first, but will hold your hand and melts if you hold his face in them!!!

- he's greek, and often speaks sweet things to you in it. he's so comfortable around you that he speaks in his native language to you. that's an accomplishment.

- he loves when you baby him. helen loves being cradled and loved.

- taking a nap with his head on your chest also hits different. he's so in love with you

(angst)

- he's afraid of losing you. who wouldn't be? you're amazing and you love /him/ of all people

- he thinks very negatively of himself. please scold him for self deprecating.

- he always worries he'll wake up and you'll be gone.

- so he holds you extra close at night. and follows you around when you leave for any reason. Trails behind you like a lost puppy in need of a gentle kiss.

- which, is what he essentially is

- and also: pls steal his sweater and wear it. he'll cry over how cute you are.

#creepypasta #creepypasta hcs #cp headcanons #jeff the killer #brian thomas #marble hornets #timothy wright #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #cp x reader #scenarios #creepypasta scenarios #jane the killer #jane arkensaw #helen otis #bloody painter

[softer-ua]

What do think is worse? Being in a fight with a feral big tiddy bomb or getting your ass kicked by a green freckled bunny?

The answer is neither, it’s being taken down by a household fucken appliance

#my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #deku #midoriya izuku #bnha bakugo katsuki #Bakugo #kacchan #mha wash #bnha wash #good luck on the inside after being taken by the same thing that cleans crapped pantaloons #Wash is here to clean up these streets #a quirkless guy trained in advanced martial arts would be a ludicrous here but a motorized bubble machine is up to the task #if I was Deku Wash would be my villain origin story

[pappi-bowie]

Well dam, I'm sorry that I want to be genuine and want to do other shit. Here lemme just try these fucken dam big tiddies for you since that's all you want to give me a dam about instead od genuine interest or other shit.

#honestly I'm crying for help at this point #vent #delete later

[stuckinthehotelcalifornia]

the two emotions i feel rn are 1. i fucken miss my partner so much but i cant put words together rn and 2. my tiddies hurt, why do they exist at all, just to make me dysphoric?

#random #yearning

[p4-n72]

🍍🍌

🍍  :    how comfortable is my muse in their body?  how do they feel about their height,  weight,  strength,  and body type?  how important is being attractive to them?  

Pants is extremely comfortable with her body. I write her like this on purpose. I’m insecure about my weight/body type, so roleplaying someone who is on the chubby side (similarly to myself) and having her be so confident and in love with herself is honestly a way of being kind to myself. I don’t often project onto my muses. This is really the one place that that overlaps, as I realized that...most of my other muses are fucken. like. wiry big tiddy goth gfs. My art rapidly fluctuates/some of my earlier art of her has her skinnier than she actually is (I was still developing the oc at that point), but trust me, Pants Does Not Have One Insecure Bone In Her Body, and that’s not an arc I ever want to have her go through. She’s full of herself/is a hot mess, and that is how she will stay.

#ask meme #splatfriends

[sunsetofdoom]

Dare I ask about that pic of 13?

I mean... ask what?

My best friend was trying to draw one night and said she wanted to draw Thirteen for me. She’s done a bunch of art for Thirteen, which I really love, except she can’t post it because it has to do with Thirteen’s pre-memory-wipe backstory. I’ve promised myself to keep that a secret until I actually write and publish something for Thirteen, so it’s not likely that art will see the light of day.

Which makes me super fuckign sad, because it’s GOOD ART DAMMIT. We’ve discussed posting it with a glitch filter over it, so that the spoilery bits are hard to see or decipher, which is an idea I really like, but I’m not sure anyone is invested enough in Thirteen to like... care.

Anyways. This “Thirteen in bondage gear” bit was the only art she did of Thirteen that wasn’t a spoiler for her Backstory Fuckening, so I begged and pleaded with her to post it. She did, after a couple rounds of fighting with the tungle dot fuck tiddie censor.

#swtor ocs #oc: agent thirteen #im really mad bc i love them #it's good art #i just can't get my shit together enough to write it #swtorpadawan

[but-we-need-a-fucken-drummer]

Why Do I Choose To Surround Myself With These People

Virgil: I just had a laughing breakdown about how elastigirls organs and body would stretch And then it’d snap back together like a rubber band.

Roman: WTF, IM WHEEZING WHAT

Virgil: I don’t know

Roman: WHY AM I IMAGINING THIS? ? ?? ? WHY IS IT MAKING ME LA UG H?? ? WHAT

Virgil: We’re watching Incredibles 2 and liek its fucking hilarious because Her body’s snapping back, And so are her organs

Roman: where do her b o n e s g o ? ? ?? do they like fucken s e p a r a t e??? like bitch wouldn't snapping that shit back together hurt like shit ? ?

Virgil:THEY SNAP BACK AND HER BONES CRACK HAJSJAJSHA

Roman: WTF THAT WOULD HURT??? LFEDSJAZJW

Virgil: YOURE MAKING ME LAUGH AGAIN MY AUNT MOCKED ME FOR LAUGHING SO HRD

Roman: WELL JESUS! THAT SHIT IS C R A Z Y

Virgil: e x a c t l y

Roman: like can't you just imagine her bones fucking separating and then fucking snapping back together

Virgil: that’s why it’s fucking hilarious

Roman: like cRaCK cRiNk CRSHKKAKAKCKRCH

Virgil: cRtTrrR

Roman: that's the sound that it would make

Virgil: a s m r ft. Elastigirl

Roman: wouldn't people near her be freaked the fuck out

Virgil: that’s why she stretches away

Roman: like you just see her fucken yeet her limbs all over the place and then hear the CrKKaKaKaCRCH

Virgil: cRrRr

Roman:and then she just stretches a w a y

Virgil: rEeReeEr… GASP! she rEeEs to cover the cRrrr

Roman: NOW IM JUST IMAGINING HER GOING REEEEEEE EVERYTIME SHE STRETCHES h e r b o n e s

Virgil: cRtRrrEee

Roman: Like she fucken becomes a damn parachute sometimes

Virgil: so it makes a smoother crack

Roman: w h e r e d o h e r b o n e s a n d o r g a n s g o ? ?? she's a flat s u r f a c e

Virgil: CURSIVE

Roman: wh-

Virgil: that’s the sound she makes when she’s flat surface

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: H-

Virgil: CAN SHE INFLATE HER TIDDIES

Roman: wHEeZe

Virgil:tiddie crack-

Roman: I-

#why are we like this #ts virgil #ts roman #disney #I was roman ngl #but like??? #i'm really curious #??? #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #platonic prinxiety #i need help #im laughing and crying #i'm so sorry

[multiruner-boyo]

Who do you think has the biggest tiddies 🤤👌

DOES THIS EVEN NEED THINKING?

it’s obviously our big boy

our absolute 🔥heat pack🔥

that not even a shirt can hide them babies,,

BIG. FUCKEN. RED.

and like,, i know seth’s got some heavy tatas—

B U T BIG RED IS LOADED HOMIE, you can’t convince me he’s got smaller man tiddies than Seth

he’s a literal demon,

he’s locked and loaded from the deepest depths of 🔥hell🔥

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice headcannons #zip it runer

[notcaycepollard]

Ummm any idea where we're going? Do you have a pillowfort or anything like that? I want to be able to find you!

extremely belatedly replying to my asks because that's the mood I'm on at this stage of this hell-year:

1) i don't have pillowfort

2) i do have twitter: @thelemonofpink. please note: my content there is less fandom-oriented, more real life shitposting, selfies, and photos of my cat

3) who fucken knows if I will ever write fic ever again because the tank is empty, my dudes, there's nothing left in my lil pea brain, but if I do, your best bet is to subscribe to my ao3 for it

4) life update: with three weeks to go until the end of this godforsaken year my husband informed me we were separating, so that's what's going on in my life. can't even go to tumblr when December 17 is looming and it suddenly feels like a ghost town haunted by tiddies and fan porn past. now I have to go be a maid of honour at my sister's wedding and not yell about how love is fake.

5)

I probably won't be gone because this site is too solidly garbage to disappear. u can still ask me things, my guys. who knows when I will shimmy back in for some queue action.

#an update on my life #where to find me #december 17