#type : social media

[var-username]

Hey so not to be dramatic but has anyone else come back to this site and rediscovered the joys the internet has? Like, I've been active recently but today because of the reddit protests, I couldn't do my mindless scrolling there. Because of that, today I've been really digging in here and there's so much??? stuff??? and it's all beautiful and funny!

Anything I've seen before feels nostalgic instead of bots reposting for internet points, and whenever I finish the stuff on my dash I just find a new blog and suddenly I'm in a whole new world! I've had this blog since August of 2014, and over those 9 years I've forgotten that the internet can be good!

So thank you all for keeping the old internet alive and well in places like this hellsite, and here's to watching it lap other social media platforms by doing absolutely nothing

#and also bless the tag system on this site holy shit #no other social media site allows you to make so many tags on a post and easily filter them #without being like instagram and restricting what types of content are allowed or favored by The Algorithm :tm: #certified var original

[ferydraws]

— We kidnapped a fucking (ballerina) vampire.

#abigail #melissa barrera #joey #kathryn newton #alisha weir #vampires #GUYS THIS MOVIE #OH MY FUCKING GOD #save me melissa barrera #melissa barrera save me #this was so fucking cool #just my type of movie #scream #final girl #horror movies #ballerina vampire #this is just the first piece! im working on its twin! #fery draws #please dont repost on any other socials #imma post it on my instagram as soon as i finish the second piece! #but right now I'm on a social media break #so that

[prokopetz]

Tumblr's favourite types of Guy*:

Guy with improbably specialised skills that just happen to be exactly what's needed

Guy who knows a guy

Guy who's normal about things about which it's not normal to be normal

Guy who has no frame of reference

Guy who should technically be dead, and it's honestly an excellent question why he's not

Guy who's a big fan of substances

Guy who puts together sequences of words that have never been heard before and should never be heard again

Guy who's inexplicably always damp

Guy who's the most annoying human being you've ever met, but like in a sexy way

Guy with no kids who somehow has single father energy

Guy who's competent, collected, and thoroughly put together, and who also has one extremely specific thing wrong with him

Guy with fat fucking tits

* Note: a Guy is not necessarily a guy, though it helps

#tumblr #blogging #social media #tropes #types of guy #death mention #drugs mention #swearing

[libraryofloveletters]

Being Roscoe Hamilton’s handler - seb anon

this is soooo cute // all photos are from pinterest and/or instagram

coolest babysitter

lewishamilton added an instagram story.

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youruser added an instagram story.

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roscoelovescoco

liked by youruser, lewishamilton, pierregasly and 254,667 others 

roscoelovescoco: sads cause aunties yns won't lets mes drives but happys because she founds mes a bigs sticks afters 🐶🩷

tagged: youruser

view 468 comments 

youruser: I'll let you drive next time 🤣💛

↪️roscoelovescoco: ims a skilled drivers like dads 🥰

user44: the fact that lewis posts these makes me laugh 

user5: ^fr he’s committed to it 

lewishamilton: 🤍🤍

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youruser added an instagram story.

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lewishamilton

liked by georgerussell63, valtteribottas, youruser and 1,340,594 others 

lewishamilton: home sweet home 🏎️

location: silverstone // tagged: youruser, roscoelovescoco, mercedesamgf1 

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youruser: thank you for having me!! 🫶🏽

↪️lewishamilton: thank you for looking after Roscoe and you’re more than welcome to come back anytime!! 🩷

↪️roscoelovescoco: comes backs aunt yns

comment liked by youruser

lew44: if only merc put in the same effort Lew put into running Roscoe’s account 🫠

jensonbutton: great to see you this weekend! 

↪️lewishamilton: you too man!

user44: lewis >>>> 

mickschumacher: Angie’s asking for a playdate soon 

comment liked by lewishamilton

#anj's 8k series #I don't know how lewis does it. nearly had an aneurism typing like that #lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 x y/n #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au

[l1-b1]

And of course, I did this trend with Zane

#Lego ninjago #ninjago fanart #Lego ninjago fanart #ninjago #Zane julien #lego ninjago zane #ninjago zane #ninjago Dragons rising #Lego ninjago Dragons rising #fanart #disclaimer: by fanon i mean a specific type of design that was the most common result when i searched for fanart on multiple social medias

[fairygothmotherisgay]

DC Social Media AU Part 5

#tim seems like the type of guy to be allergic to peanuts #dc social media au #tim drake #jason todd #stephanie brown #cass cain #cassandra cain #duke thomas #red hood #nightwing #damian wayne #lex luthor #is bald #lmao #bart allen #kon el #kon el kent #conner kent #this man has too many names #cassie sandsmark #boom cassie's so easy #bernard dowd #tim drake x bernard dowd #young justice 1998 #yj98

[miredball]

THE BEAR social media part 9: white boy and his finsta

#missed making these #also yes he takes the train with syd it’s real to me #also me making tina type like my aunties #AND shoutout to that person who dmed me when that last pic of ayo dropped 😭😭 I had to get my ass up and work! #carmen berzatto #sydney adamu #sydney x carmy #sydcarmy #the bear fx #social media au

[em0-opossum]

no but can you imagine being frank iero right now. he can literally do anything and suddenly a stampede of mcr5 truthers are knocking down his door reciting their encyclopedic knowledge of every thing he has ever said and done leading to this moment and why it means mcr5 is happening. he probably doesn't even remember any of that shit. this becomes 1,000x funnier if mcr5 is actually happening because gerard would be like "frank c'mon not again we promised to keep it secret" and frank is over here like "motherfucker I'm not even TRYING"

#this works for any member of mcr technically but frank is the only one who's really active on social media so all the pressure is on him #i mean mikey too but i think he's more of a #dad life #had such a great time at this venue! #type of person whereas frank is. well he's something. #but idk I rarely use social media #frank iero #gerard way #mcr #mcr5 #my chemical romance

[autismmode]

minion or da bob fo today!!?

#marble hornets #alex kralie #this is the type of things he'd post if he had social media #help him pick guys #minuon or da bob fo today

[horse-head-farms]

AITA for building a tunnel into my neighbor's basement?

I (30'sM) always intended to get along well with my neighbor (40'sM). We already knew each other through mutual friends and previously all our interactions have been positive.

The issues arose when I needed to build a bridge to reach my house. I live on an island and wanted to bring my horse over. The nearest route to the rest of the neighborhood is through my neighbor's back yard. He has quite a large property and the bridge wouldn't come near his house so I thought it wouldn't be an issue.

I spent hours building the bridge only to be told by him the next day that he doesn't want it there and I'd need to tear it down. I tried to be civil and I did as he requested, rebuilding the bridge elsewhere and making it more boat-friendly. But, now it takes twice the time to get to my island as you have to go all the way around.

So, needless to say, I wasn't happy.

I never planned to get revenge, it just kinda happened. When building my storage room, I realized it lined up almost perfectly with my neighbor's storage room. I knew then I had to make a tunnel going underneath the river and leading into his basement. This wasn't a basic tunnel either, I went full out and spent a lot of diamonds to make it pretty and it's a lovely tunnel if I say so myself. I even did him the courtesy of not breaking through his chests and instead staircasing up into his storage room, using the same block palette he uses. But it ended up 1 block off-center so it looks pretty horrible anyways.

He did end up discovering it and we chatted. He seemed pretty surprised and I got the feeling he's planning to do something back to me.

I feel a lot better now that I've gotten back at him, but now I'm wondering if I overreacted. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#i am going through a welsknight phase. love him. #another fake post from me. i just find it so funny to imagine the hermits characters on social media #hermitcraft #welsknight #fake aita #fake post #tw unreality #hermitblr #the anon is me by the way. i think thats obvious. but for the record this wasnt just some random guy roleplaying wels in my inbox #killed me to type “neighbor” as a british person but gotta do it for the wels accuracy

[pro-sipper]

What do proshippers generally believe about shipping real people? Stuff like creator x creator or celebrity x reader?

That it falls under the umbrella of "you should be allowed to write anything you want". Once again, it's not my personal thing. There's no real life pairing I read for, and the whole "blank x reader" is not appealing to me at all.

But I have no problem with people writing that stuff, or knowing it's out there. I saw someone a while back say that it's basically just writing about another character, and I agree with that. No matter how much a creator posts or how open a celebrity seems with their personal life, we're still only seeing a tiny snippet of their lives. We have no clue who they are when the cameras aren't recording because we just don't know them. And whatever someone chooses to write about is mostly stemming from that particular persona that they happen to put on for the world and that's it. It's completely separate from our reality because they're basically just writing about another made up character

The problem I have, and it's what I imagine most proshippers also take issue with, is when people start blurring the lines between fiction and reality. To me, there's a world of difference between posting something on ao3, and speculating on secret relationships in the comments of someone's youtube video. Or between talking about something on tumblr, and tagging the person directly on twitter.

I just don't understand people who condemn rpf and talk about how gross and invasive it is, but think it's funny to tag celebrities on twitter to bring up (what they think is) cringe-worthy fanfic tropes that people have written them into. Or people who print out fanworks to shove into an actor's face at a meet and greet and ask them what they think about it. That's where the lines get crossed, to me.

I think ao3 and tumblr still have an air of mysticism to them. A little secrecy, a little privacy. In the sense that someone in the public eye would have to put in a little work to find this stuff for themselves. They'd have to go to the site and search themselves up to find anything. As opposed to just about anyone in the world being able to force this content in their line of sight with a simple @ on a site like twitter.

So to me the problem isn't that this content exists. The problem is when people don't know how to keep fandom stuff private. Write all the rpf you want but remember at the end of the day these are real people, not your blorbos. You don't know them. It's inappropriate to say these things to them personally (which yes, also includes tagging them on twitter or in the comments of their videos). But it's also inappropriate to run up to them with other people's content just to say "look what these FREAKS wrote about you!!" And I think people either forget or just genuinely don't care about the latter.

#proship #proshippers #pro ship #proshippers please interact #proshipper #proshipping #rpf #real person fiction #asks #anonymous #sip rambles #i know its so much crazier in this day and age than when i was a kid #with social media and stupid stuff like tiktok basically being a requirement of the job it seems #and celebs posting constantly and having a quick way to interact with fans #or content creators whose entire brand exists on social media apps like tiktok #who seem to be posting 24/7 and broadcasting their whole lives #and i know most of those types of creators mostly have younger followers who probably do very easily get sucked into #feeling like they know that person like thats their friend #and i also dont think that type of creator really discourages those feelings bc... they want followers and $$$ #but idk just write your fic and read it or dont do either and just leave celebs alone irl please please please

[crjupdates]

carlyraejepsen: New York City! What just happened? I think we just played a sold out show at Radio City Music Hall. I am almost certain but I’m glad these pictures exist incase I don’t believe myself later.

#carly rae jepsen #crj #carlyraejepsen #the so nice tour #radio city music hall #concert #concert photography #pop queens #pop icons #pop culture #pop ladies #pop music #women in music #the lonelist time #tour: so nice #type: photo #category: tour #source: social media #09/29/22 #september 2022 #2022 #🍐

[virtchandmoir]

Tessa's Instagram Story (April 6th)

#tessa #zoë virtue #off ice #candid life #social media #two types of people

[evilscientist3]

GoodGuy777

Just saved a kitten from a burning tree! Just another day's work!

🤩 12 😃 7👍 4

Hero1985

Stopped mean old Raygun Ricky from burning down the orphanage again!

❤ 19 🥺 11 🚒 6

Sw1ft_Just1c3

Ran circles round The Squibbler today and got him all mixed up! He was too busy fighting with me to try and rob the central bank!!

😍14 🏃‍♂️8 ☺️ 3

EvilScientist3

Just created a new DEATH LASER BEAMINATOR! I'll ZAP you all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

😱 56 ☹️ 34 😡 21

#for context #this is the actual scenario i first conceptualised my username in #i thought to myself 'wouldnt it be funny if there was an evil scientist. a real main antagonist type.' #'and they were mean to the protagonist on social media but evilscientist was already taken so they had to make their name like.' #'evilscientist 3 or something.'

[lucalicatteart]

A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..

#sculpture #fantasy art #fantasy creature #art #elf #lol what are the tags I should use... I still never know.. EVIL social media.. hate the idea of tagging anything ever anyway. but alas.. #I also would ideally like to start selling them again and open up custom commmissions and stuff again once I can hopefully get paypal #stuff sorted out. and find like.. a good way to do things.. etc.. I did still want to sell them through auction instead of agonizing #over setting prices being afraid they're either too high or too low. So being able to just be like. Here. this is $50. or more. or less. #negotiate. the worth is whatever you feel like it is so i personally dont have to make that decision. etc. lol... But etsy doesn't let you #do auctions or like pay what you want type stuff so.. then I was thinking ebay? but idk.. ANYWAY.. I want to set things #up so I can sell stuff again hopefully. I still haven't fully recovered from the costs of when I had to take my cat to the vet and put #them down last year and etc. So it'd be good to sell a few things. perhaps.. maychance... perhamble... so on and so forthe... ANYWAY #I was going for whiter more milky sort of hair that blends in closely with the skintone but after the paint dried it seems more yellowy kin #of. which is fine. But just not exacltly like my mind vision lol.. #Also it's like... wow... someone with face spots and elf ears and a half open mouth with a gap tooth and wavy hair and kind of downturned #eyes... revolutionary... never been seen before... every sculpture I have ever made surely doesnt look licherally exactly like this... LOL #but maybe it's just a style. so what. People have their motifs lol.. Im just getting back into sculpting. I shall sameface in peace. huzzah #Just like the only thing I ever carve out of avocado pits anymore is eyes. Because that's just whats fun to do. I'm going to accumulate lik #25 similar avocado eyes and have nothing to do with them. I was thinking of stringing some together into a necklace of eyes or something li #like that but.. hrmm... ANYWAY.. Love to do the same things repetitively. :3c

[l1-b1]

Did this trend with Lloyd as well

#disclaimer: by fanon I mean a specific type of design that was the most common result when i searched for fanart on multiple social medias #Lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago fanart #Lego ninjago fanart #fanart #ninjago lloyd #Lego ninjago Dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #lloyd montogomery garmadon