#what a damn menace

[colourstreakgryffin]

Hii! Can we get a fic with how would it like to be if the reader was basically douma same personality appearence etc. With Alastor? I REALLY WANT TO SEE HOW IT WOULD GO.

Oh my fucking god. This Duo— it’s this duo and Discord with Alastor, I think would mesh well! Haha! Anyway! I am definitely trying this out, thank you, loves! Hope you enjoy!

Alastor- Rainbow Irises

Ah… a cannibalistic murderous cult has rolled into the Pride Ring. Alastor isn’t surprised when he hears over the new Overlord being the Eternal Paradise Cult leader. He’s heard worse

Though… her eyes are a mesmerising rainbow. A gorgeous, colourful, almost hypnotic swirl of multiple colours and the way she has presented herself to the Pride Ring… menacing yet elegant and cool-headed. Dressed like a fancy old-fashioned Japanese woman and wielding golden sharp fans

You’re an entire walking-talking red flag of a person. Speaking smooth and doting to everybody you meet but raising your fangs to their neck. You’re possibly even worse than Valentino. You trick everybody into thinking you’re polite and considerate and playful but you have a VERY ugly monster under those rainbow eyes

You have that charisma and friendliness Alastor uses regularly, coming off as upbeat and you greets all the Overlords politely but the proclaims you make… the way you eat other sinner demons with no problem and even brag about putting heads of decapitated men in pots. You have everybody in the room’s spines shivering in both disgust and intimidation at how you’re like

Alastor respects the way you establish yourself and getting his full respect is hard. You are intimidating, you are menacing, it’s a sign of how strong you actually are. The second strongest Overlord in Hell’s history(right behind Alastor). You regularly loom over Alastor and enjoy sweet-talking him

Alastor can recognise when a psychopath is talking so he never falls for your tricks nor your innocent act. You’re dangerous and twisted, specifically targeting and only eating men, hence you’re only-men member cult. He won’t let you even try take a finger off him

Alastor is basically our Shinobu, except Al doesn’t beat on us

Alastor doesn’t like you just touching him. You’ll reach out and touch him, solely to annoy him. He isn’t scared of you but he can tell why the other Overlords are so tense around you… you’re the most perfect cult leader, a inviting aura and a sensual voice that screams illusionary safety

Alastor has to hold his breath around you. When you’re angry, you turn ice cold and you don’t mind making the air too frozen for anybody to breathe in. So, he is quite careful with you. Juggling inbetween cold treatment and warm treatment, he feels like he is handling a spoiled brat when he talks to you

Alastor ignores the ‘gifts’ you make or get him. The lotus ice statues are wonderful but he knows what you’re trying to do… he may compliment your work but he won’t let you talk him into anything

But that doesn’t mean, Alastor doesn’t find your work nor your power impressive. He is very impressed and he rewards you for all you’ve done with your little cult and rising up to the rank to being the second strongest Overlord ever known in Hell. It’s a grand feat that he will clap to

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Aren’t you even a little bit worried about me, Lord Alastor~?”

“Darling. Kindly do not touch—“

“You don’t know how dreadfully worried I was. Since you all are cherished comrades of mine. I’d be heartbroken if I lost any of my comrades~”

Alastor finds your Japanese voice and language irresistible in a way, since it reflects your English and ‘nature’ very well but once again… he won’t fall for how often you say you like him. He knows people like you, he’s one of them. He’ll just commend what you’ve done as a Pride Ring Overlord

Alastor HATES the ‘Lord Alastor’ nickname you give him and always address him under… yeah. You give it to every other Overlord, he isn’t the only one who is called ‘Lord’ but it feels so condescending and in reality, it is…

“Silence, my dear. The adults are speaking… now, calm down that temper of yours. We don’t need anymore aircon in this room”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagines #hazbin hotel love #hazbin hotel headcanons #hazbin hotel characters #vivziepop hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel radio demon #alastor headcanons #alastor x reader #alastor #radio demon x reader #radio demon #douma reader #what a damn menace #hazbin radio demon #platonic alastor x reader #platonic alastor #headcanons #two psychopaths equal big mess #kinda one-sided love #hazbin hotel crush

[thoughtfulstudentsalad]

Holy fuck, Hyuri

#bruh #what a damn menace #hyuri still has a role to play it seems #wtf happened to kashi i wonder #this is just sad #and scary #akatsuki no yona #yona of the dawn #hyuri #new chapter spoilers #he just killed a dromos

[ghouljams]

Speakinggggg about the nun: say she slips up and kisses soap, does he has a meltdown because he thinks he’s responsible for corrupting a woman of the cloth? Or is super devious about it even before he knows she’s not a real sister

I'm telling you right now, Soap has a corruption kink here. He is devious about it, he doesn't know she's a fake nun but he also doesn't really care lol this got long, as Soap and his nun always get:

In order to keep up appearances you and your roommates help out at the church sometimes. It’s not too bad, the reverend is nice. Besides that they’re one of your customers so you don’t feel too pious helping them. Really does wonders for your nerves being in a house of God and feeling like you might burst into flames at any second. It would suck to die in your full nun kit, it’d be a horrible ghost outfit. 

Soap has never been one for religion, seems like a crock of shit to be beholden to some man in the sky. What’s God ever done for him? If there was a God he knows a couple people that should’ve been struck down long ago and were currently living very well. This was where Goose said you’d be though, so he was stomaching the church grounds.

“Soap?” One of your sisters catches him, fuck what is her name? “What are you doing here?” Steamin’ hell is it that obvious he isn’t a church man?

“Lookin’ to confess some things, don’t suppose you can help?” He flashes her a smile, watching her lips draw in a thin line.

"We… don't really do that, but you can talk to Moon, she's good at keeping secrets." She says, going back to what she’d been doing.

“And where might she be?”

Johnny finds you doing inventory in the church’s pantry, neatly cataloguing canned goods and recent donations. You hardly look up from your clipboard when he enters, figuring it’s one of your roommates. You turn to ask what they need just as his hand fixes itself to the shelf behind you.

“Johnny? What’re you doing here?” You blink up at him, he seems to be thinking something through. You raise a brow while you wait for his brain to kick into gear.

“I’ve come to confess,” He says finally. You smile, trying not to laugh.

“And they sent you to me,” You shake your head at his short nod, “Alright let’s hear it. Tell me your sins so you may be absolved.” You mean it as a joke, but he steps closer and the air changes. Something small and shivery in the back of your mind takes in how big, and warm, and close he is, how dangerous it is to be in close quarters with this man in particular.

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned," he says, voice low and seductive as he boxes you in, "I've been having impure thoughts." Your eyes dart to his jeans, you snap them back to his face as quick as you can.

"That's… fine, I'm- well I mean not fine in like a catholic sense," you press closer against the shelf as he leans more heavily on his arm, "Are you catholic Johnny?"

"Not even a speck," he says, tipping his head to the side, you mirror the motion swayed by the way his eyes land on your lips.

"That's your first sin I think."

"Won't be my last."

“You’re- this is-” Your brain throws up half cooked protests against having him this close. He hums, waiting for you to say something with a smile.

“Hail Marys,” He says, voice so thick and low that you have to press your legs together under your skirt, “you’re supposed to give me a number.”

“I’m-” Your eyes dart past him to the door.

“You, hen,” His fingers touch your jaw, directing your attention back to him, “just you.”

“I am-” You can feel your breathing, the way your chest rises and falls, you wet your lips with your tongue, “-a pious woman.” Are you reminding him or yourself? His smile seems to grow.

“And I’m a devoted man.”

“To the devil maybe,” Your voice whispers, letting him tip your head back, his lips ghosting over yours.

“Maybe.” He tells you, and kisses you before you can respond.

You’ve been kissed before, you’re not a real nun after all, but not like this. Not this slow and exploratory drag of his lips against yours that makes your eyes flutter closed. Indulgent, your brain purrs, he’s indulging in you in a way only a sinner can. With all the haste of molasses as his nose nudges against yours, coaxes you to open for him as his tongue swipes against your palette. He groans and your stomach drops hot in your core. You drop your clipboard in favor of pressing your hands against his firm stomach, fingers shivering against the hard muscle. Impure thoughts indeed. He pulls back and you blink your eyes open to see him smiling down at you. His thumb swiping at the wetness on your lower lip.

“Isn’t that pretty,” He tells you, you swallow, “Thank you, Hen.”

He leaves you almost as quickly as he found you, and you are absolutely fucked. Bad, very, very, bad for business.

#let's do some kink tags first I think #corruption kink #religion kink #incorrect confessional etiquette #I'm not catholic which is great because Soap and his nun aren't either #we're all flying blind #using a stand in nickname for the nun so lemme know what y'all think #cowboy!Soap #menace of a man he is really just doing the damn thing #soap modern warfare #johnny soap mactavish #soap mctavish #cod x reader #soap x reader #soap x you #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish

[beanghostprincess]

zolu or frobin for the ship thing!!

YAY I THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD ASK ME ANYTHING NGL AUIBFJKASFDFBFASBFJK

zolu: they make me mentally, physically, and spiritually ill. they're one of my favorite ships if not my favorite ship of all one piece. actually heavily surprised they aren't more popular, but i'm glad opla is kind of changing that. anyway- i've been shipping them since day 1. zoro's devotion to luffy is something i will never get tired of. the fact that he does not believe in any god canonically but the way he follows luffy is so easy to compare to religious imagery makes me weak in the knees and wanting to curl up and cry. zoro is luffy's anchor and the one that guides him when he's lost, and luffy is the one that saved zoro from a life of loneliness and gave him the chance to follow a dream he would have never fulfilled if he had continued on his own. luffy is, kind of literally, his sun. and i'm not even talking about moon/sun dynamics. i don't even consider them to be that specific trope. luffy is literally his sun and god and best friend and boyfriend and captain and everything. if you ask zoro what is luffy for him? his everything. that silly rubber guy? his captain. his sun. his moon. his stars. his dream. also!!! people never talk about luffy's pov when it comes to zolu, and it makes me so so so mad!!!! because his perception of zoro is so beautiful. luffy trusts him with his whole soul and would leave the crew on his bare hands if he needed to. zoro's his first mate. that's a captain's heart, man. luffy might be the captain but he's emotional and irrational, and he listens to what zoro has to say. their silent communication makes me want to bang my head against the concrete floor. luffy relies on him and zoro lets his guard down when it comes to luffy. they're so in love, whether you see it romantically or platonically... i love that they're so clingy and silly and so so so powerful together. if something happened to the other their worlds would literally be completely ruined. their love literally goes beyond romantic and platonic. they're the perfect definition of queer platonic. honestly, i'm not fond of luffy in sexual situations but when it comes to zolu it's just so easy to picture them being so so intimate... i'm gonna cry writing this they're so dear to me.

frobin: i want them to adopt me so damn much. my parents. mom and dad. i usually hate it when people use family labels when it comes to found family, because the point of found family is that they're not a conventional family but they love each other even more deeply than a blood related one does. however, this is my exception because i really really really think they give married vibes and i want them as my parents. their dynamic is so good!! perhaps it's just the fact that their arcs are basically the same one and they're the main characters of water 7/enies lobby (along with our dear god usopp. shout out to my boyfriend out there!!) but their backstories and dynamic are sooooo satisfactory and angsty and domestic to watch (yes, all at the same time). robin's personality is gentle and sweet but also kind of dark and satiric, with a lot of pain behind from her past. franky, on the other hand, is a big, funny, eccentric and extremely adorable guy with an emotional touch and a lot of energy. at first it's just "big funny guy x sweet gentle girl" but in reality is "big funny guy that always takes care of everyone with a smile on his face and is extremely protective of the one he loves x sweet gentle girl that is learning how to enjoy life and will protect her new family at all costs". it's not just the angst and hurt/comfort of it all, though! i love the fact that she's satiric and dark and he's just- he's just fucking scared of her sometimes. and tbh if you're not scared of your hot, goth, intelligent wife, what's the point? you know that meme of will smith showing off his wife? that's literally them. robin does anything and he's there supporting her. franky does anything and she's there saying "that idiot right there is my husband *tiny giggle*". anyway, basically they're very gentle and domestic and i wish my parents loved me the way they would please please franky and robin kiss get married and then adopt me plea-

TL;TR: i love both ships a lot! 10/10 <3

#i'm a fucking menace to society #why do i always write so damn much to say i like a ship #I'M SORRY SDKJFBSJDKB #i'm so dramatic and for what i could've just said i liked both ships a lot but noooooooo #anyway zolu and frobin supremacy #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #nico robin #franky #zolu #frobin #one piece

[uncanny-tranny]

I was told by someone that I couldn’t call myself a transsexual because I had to go off T for health reasons and I haven’t had any gender affirming surgeries yet since I’m poor and disabled. Is this true? What are like, the requirements to be a transsexual? /gen

The requirements to be transsexual: to identify as transsexual

This might seem too... straightforward, but genuinely, medical transition is so complex and individual that it's worthless to make it so ridged. There are so many reasons you have to stop some aspect(s) of transition, even if you didn't want to! That doesn't mean you never transitioned or that it's "lesser" now that you stopped.

Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I, for one, couldn't care less if you call yourself a transsexual. To my mind, it is as political as it is an identity. Being a transsexual isn't just about your identity but also your place in this world. "Transsexual menace" isn't just a cutesy little slogan but a political battle cry. It can be an attitude about changing sex, about the lucid and plastic nature of people, and so much more.

The word transsexual was made and popularized, honestly, with the idea that we are separate from others. I think we can take this back and make it ours. We can start by actually making it our own, not the cis world's own.

#ask #anon #trans #transsexual #transsexual FAQs #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #it seems extra shitty to me when somebody goes 'oh you can't transition in the ways you might want to for outside reasons? fuck you anyway! #like how awful do you have to be to see that a trans person is in multiple positions of marginalization... #...and make it about how YOU feel about THEIR labels? #maybe that's an uncharitable read on my end but. i just hate when you have justify your OWN damn identity. #like this isn't debate club and if you are bothered by it then that genuinely is not their problem? #(sorry for ranting anon. this is just something that alwaysssss grinds my gears and isn't directed at you but them) #inuded the bit about 'transsexual menace' because people forget that transness can be just as political as it is an identity #it is the scathing reminded that we are here and we're *going* to fucking stay no matter what. we live in the bones of society #we live in the corners you think are empty. we are the reminder that humanity is sacred and divine... #...and to forget this means we will remind you. we are *going* to fucking stay on this earth with or without approval or understanding #THAT is why i think it isn't solely an identity. my political stance is transsexual. my blade is my manhood. #basically transsexualism is: i'm not afraid to keep on living; i'm not afraid to walk this world alone.

[vanityangel]

"THIS IS NOT WHAT THE TRIBAL CHIEF WANTS!"

#wrestling #wwe #smackdown #solo sikoa #jimmy uso #tama tonga #the bloodline #wweedit #wrestlingedit #my gifs #solo: i dont give a damn what the tribal chief say #the bloodline story mostly just being rikishis youngins are uncontrollable menaces that stress everyone else out is the funniest thing ever #literally just the most extreme sibling rivalry featuring all bystanders as babysitters who arent paid enough for this #long post

[monty-glasses-roxy]

It's still funny to me imagining the manager of the Plex being like "ROXY'S TERRIFYING!!! SHE COULD KILL ME IN AN INSTANT AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STOP HER!!!" and right behind him she's just there, rolled over on her back on the floor, happy as can be, the puppiest puppy looking puppy ever. Not a single thought in her head. Cassie walks in the room and her tail starts wagging like crazy but she's too comfy to get up so she's just kinda batting her paws in her general direction making funny noises.

He's so right. She's a viscous beast. A true born killer. One wrong move and you lose your limbs.

#like yeah she COULD kill him... but why would she do that? she's getting scritches!! #she's got her priorities! #roxy like: the minis? psh! they wouldn't hurt a fly! #and in the background they've taken the manager hostage. #anyway mimic who? no no the scariest animatronic is roxy obviously #this is what the raceway construction crew see every time the manager starts talking about her #like yeah they've seen her fight. they've seen her destroy the entire raceway within half an hour. #they know she can kill... but they also know she chases her tail and fails head over ass in the process. #they would put their hand in her mouth to prove a point knowing damn well that she'd chomp very gently #and they'd get to act like she was ripping their hand off #like... really? this is the animatronic that won't rip plushies apart because she feels bad for them #a pigeon got in and she got so spooked she fell off the stands like yeah so scary #absolutely menacing. how do they work in the same area as her all day. it's a mystery really. #i love her she's so funny

[emmyrosee]

MIYA HISAKO AND TSUMU BE LIKE 😋

and maybe kyungsoo's giving me the same vibes as SAKUSA KIYOOMI hehehehehehehe

NO WAIT IM SCREAMING I LOVE TJIS SO MUCH-

I just imagine that sometimes, Atsumu will post this. Ridiculous thing. Like, some things that barely make sense bc the man is cocky, what would he do if he couldn’t EnHaNcE the truth.

And sometimes, they’re ‘truth’s with him as a husband. Flowers every Friday, dishes done every night, and now and again, Hisako will be snuggled with Osamu and, while her uncle gags at the posts, he passes her the phone because for as cute as Hisako is, girl is just as ruthless.

miyasan7137 nothing like coming home from a day of practice and whipping up the best dinner for my wife 💯

onigiriosamu12 daddy u forgot mummas birthday last month

miyasan7137 HOW DID YOU GET YOUR UNCLES PHONE?

onigiriosamu12 gives it to me

daddy look at my octo 🐙

Cut to kiyoomi, in his own side of the phone, snickering into his hand while he just reads the spam of conversation that Hisako and Atsumu share over time in the comments. He’ll sometimes text Atsumu too, just to make his blood pressure rise and a few more of those grey hairs to come out.

SENT This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

It brings me joy that your child gives you half the trouble you give me.

Miya Atsumu SHUT UP!!! You’re just jealous I HAVE a kid and YOU don’t!

SENT Yeah, but when your kid likes me more than you and treats you like that on social media? I’m all set.

I just.

God. I love the Menace, Miya Hisako 🥹💖

#also no this wasn’t what you asked for but leave me alone I’m soft #I’ve been with my niece all week and she’s a damned menace so #atsumu miya #atsumu miya fluff #atsumu miya imagine #miya atsumu #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu haikyuu #atsumu miya haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagine #osamu miya #osamu miya fluff #osamu miya imagine #miya osamu #miya osamu fluff #miya osamu imagine #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa kiyoomi fluff #sakusa kiyoomi imagine #dad!atsumu #dad!au #dad!hq #dad!haikyuu #uncle!osamu #uncle!sakusa #uncle!haikyuu #uncle!au

[bisexuallsokka]

Zuko exchanges a look with his uncle, whose smile is so bright, Zuko swears it heats the shop up by five degrees. Zuko has a feeling that Iroh is trying to overload the optimism before Zuko has the chance to say anything and ruin it, but he is already too tired to attempt to complain about the heat.

or: the air conditioning stops working at the Jasmine Dragon, and it's miserable until a cute stranger makes it a bit more bearable

#zukka #atla fanfiction #my writing #featuring the besties #azula #and #toph #im glad yall voted for this one i wanted to write the other wip but i actually had so much fun w this #i also didnt have toph being that much of a menace w the original 2k words so once people were like MENACE TOPH i was like shit gotta #make her a menace now. and then azula was like hey what about me #okay this was fun its 130am now byeeee #shoutout to my sis for her love of lotr/the prequels/anakin skywalker/her trans flag pin and tree of gondor pin. xoxo #wait damn it i didnt tag #zuko #sokka #okay there we go #bye for real

[metalmaul]

here are other various memes I've mostly stolen for my star wars purposes that may now be outdated or, like, the reference just isn't even recognizable. poorly crafted, look like shit bunched together in this packaged deal, passing the savings on to you!

#i wish i spent more than 15 seconds setting the text on that first one #being on this damn phone instead of a computer massively impacting my punchlines here #it's fine #star wars #the clone wars #phantom menace #cuz there is.... kind of a lot of that here #sorry for being the most loyal enjoyer of the worst star wars movie #well i mean now it's kind of a toss-up between that and tros but phantom menace is where i pledge my allegiance #what better film to summarize movies made in 1999. total clusterfuck. obsessed #i saw maul when i was 5 and it changed my life #anyways #maul #darth maul #obi-wan #anakin #etcetera #obimaul #just a little bit #can't help it

[recitedemise]

𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲, 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗲. After ridding himself of the orb at last, in fact, the wizard becomes a force that's once more unstoppable. He can cast spells without a word, capable of summoning infernos with a wave, and the ease in which he harnesses storms is frightening, but only as frightening as it is an art. Of course, Gale, however, had proved long ago his more prodigious talent. Still, to see him in action beats just listening to this talk. Gale is powerful, relearning all that he'd lost with alarming speed, and that's all a testament to his blinding brilliance--and, of course, his ingrained ambition. With the orb, the wizard had to limit all manner of casting. He had to sate his hunger, was forced to draw back as to not tempt fate, and with the orb in place snuffing his most powerful spells, was something of a tempest in a thick glass cage. However, with the orb finally gone, those limits have at last been lifted. He had became a level 12 wizard with a hell of a handicap, and with that handicap absent beyond its lingering scar, it's like all his previous mastery finally returned--and with force, mind you, like a strike of lightning. In a way, one could compare him to a runner stripped of their weights. He'd learned unparalleled control with an arcane bomb strapped, but now no longer fearing his imminent explosion, is free, as goes the metaphor, to cast a god damned marathon. And Gale is learned. Rather, he's disgustingly learned. He knows all schools of magic, is qualified to teach every field in Blackstaff, and he doesn't serve his city or own his own floating realm, but he'll once again become archwizard in those ways that matter--in his ability to cast and his hellish ferocity. Maybe he won't become as great as he had been with Mystra, but as a former chosen, it's a helluvan accomplishment. In time, Gale Dekarios becomes Gale, professor at Blackstaff, but as a testament to his ability, the city again warms to the idea of Gale of Waterdeep--because she's really only one Gale one could possibly need.

Of course, he doesn't advocate for the title... But it still delights him.

#HEADCANON. #Okay...so I had to see what really constitutes an archmage/archwizard cuz I'm back on my archmage Gale soapbox. #And he didn't serve the city like an advisor OR had all the fixings and domain like Karsus #so...I think archwizard for Gale is more in terms of his mastery of the Art #which is to say...yeah. Gale had a potent efficiency paired with his knowledge in high arcana #because why wouldn't he have that knowledge as Mystra's lover? #He might be a former chosen now but that knowledge doesn't go away #and Gale is sorta like Rock Lee when he took off his weights in the chuunin exams. #Don't @ me for my Naruto reference but I'm right. Gale without the orb after #learning to control it and his spell casting for so long #is kinda a menace now that he's been stripped of it. #I think being favored by Mystra allowed him to excel faster but Gale is still and had been a remarkable caster before Mystra #and will remain so after her. He isn't an archmage or archwizard in the traditional sense but he has a bar none unspeakable #talent in it and is so damn smart and capable and still sorta...I'm ngl...OP. #Also obsessed with ppl still calling him Gale of Waterdeep. Gale is not THAT ambitious anymore #so he didn't advocate for it...but it flatters him. And lbr Gale wouldn't quell his ambitions 100% anyway. #He's just wiser now. And a lot more humble with where those ambitions take him. He finds ample fulfillment simply teaching.

[cxncrie]

" .. I was making a joke but now I kinda feel bad- Maybe I should make some for him so he doesn't have to resort to cannibalism- "

#nimue; bullies #also nimue; damn now i feel bad #this is what she gets for being a menace #hi yes sorry i made the spare ribs joke KJDFHGFDGHJ #★ ► ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏꜱᴍᴏꜱ ◄ ⌠ In Character ⌡ #★ ► ᴇᴄʜᴏᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ◄ ⌠ Dash Commentary ⌡ #★ ► ᴀᴄᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ◄ ⌠Nimue Umiko ⌡

[b0nelessdoodles]

at this point i'm just an infomercial person trying to sell you goblin content i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not

#dungeons and dragons #dnd character #dnd goblin #dnd half orc #rhami gets to have a tag cause he shows up twice and i love him #god i fucking love drawing rip hes such a menace to society #just a fuckin unhinged little shit #tic tried so hard to reason with him and play nice but damn that bit him in the ass later #cannot fuckin' wait for them to interact again for what might be the last time cause #man these two are a literal time bomb waiting to happen #they should not have been separated! that was not a good move! #nez you dumbass you fucked up the time goblin and now shits fucked! #anyway i love them all i need to doodle tics friends more often #rhami gets the most doodles cause that's tics bestie

[iooiu]

@sevenpointwofeetall i know where you live and if u threaten me one more time with ur STUPID BOTTLED MILK i will hunt u FOR SPORT

#KM DONE #STOP THIS MALICIOUS INTENT #GET HELP #AND STAY AWAY FROM ME U EVIL LIKE TREE ROOT #DAMN SON WHATS A GIRL GOTTA DO TO LIVE IN PEACE #PEACE WND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH EXCEPT UR A MENACE

[llitchilitchi]

i saw your vampire menace au update but it was also at the same time as i was watching the asylum season of american horror story and it got my brain flowing

obviously nothing as sinister but you also just mentioned regulation and consequences to attacking a human, whether on purpose or not. and then i was thinking about a kind of facility or ward where you’d be sent for a few weeks, mostly just to monitor your blood intake and recondition you into consuming the right and healthiest amount, if you typically feed on human blood they would probably chart it and switch you to a “vegetarian” option for a short while to fend off the craving for human blood until they can go back and restart a feeding process and working up a routine so that it doesn’t happen again

this is nonsense and likely not at all what you wanted to get at but i was watching it and thought damn that sounds like something that could exist but also im stewing in the drama so sapnap would HATE it there and george visiting him would be tense because they’re so hurt,, and consider dream not being allowed to visit for the first few weeks because he’s first of all human, and second, the human that sapnap “attacked”

anyways ignore my brainrot if you want, im loving the au <33

oooh anonnie this sounds like such a deliciously angsty take on the au

I plan on going a lot softer but this would go so hard

#asks #vampire menace au #I have a semblance of a plan as to what should happen next and its gonna be more along the hurt/comfort side #with some fluff and possibly introduction of new chcaracters its about damn time #honestly if I had the mental energy and attention span I would probably try and pursue something more akin to your idea #but I also wanna focus on the tension among dteam following the bloodlust attack #and a scolding from a vampire elder cause thatd be both sweet and funny

[cosmic-walkers]

what the hell, was the relationship between henry and thomas in the tudors?? they are a trainwreck in the making T-T

#for one they are both idiots in the tudors and that's amusing #this is the most unserious thomas and henry relationship ever #idk where to start?? the seductive whispering in thomas's ear #or whacking him with papers or holding him against the wall to tell him simple things #what??? #and any time henry looks at thomas he looks like he wants to burst into tears #why does he do that?? why does he hold that expression #like these two are ridlcous #like sometimes all you can do is laugh #it's just oddly amusing #i know they are TIRED of looking at each other #this henry is a menace #and actually this thomas is also a menace #they are both demonic so this is what makes their relationship so damn amusing #the tudors #thomas cromwell #henry vii #YOU KNOW THE funny thing is that in the tudors #there is so much potential shipping content for these two and i just don't ship them like i do in wolf hall and i don't know why #well okay i do know why #like i said it's lowkey unserious T-T #i think that i like the complexity in their relationship in wolf hall #but if i wanna laugh #then the tudors is it #rewatching the tudors again and just realizing whatever this was #thomas in the tudors is also not very bright #and neither is henry