imagine if one of the new creators in purgatory 2 gets a ‘welcome back’ tweet
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What if I - hahaha - what if I started writing sandman fic? What if that?
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Vampires that doesn’t transform in a swarm of bats, but in a swarm of bubbles
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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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Screw the “for you” page.
“Following”??? Been done before.
I want all social media to have a—
TIME MACHINE PAGE
—where you input a date or year, then you’llonly see posts from that time period.
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imagine the penguins lose to the sharks
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Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.
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This was NOT on my 2024 bingo card
Here is what the museum had to say about it because it’s funnier than any news article
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