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beenc0 · 6 months
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interesting.
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leclercskiesahead · 5 months
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Lmaooooooo
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I have been surprisingly quiet about this new found mental illness, Like baby I am thriving (white foam is slowly coming out of my mouth)
But yeah I AM norman about Gothams Penguin and Riddler, I am so SO normal AhaAhaha dont even worry about it heehoo hahaghrahehahy yeah baby normal B))) Normal hehehe hooehahhaah
Hahaha Normal NORMAL I say ahaha yes, no my friends dont have to listen to me yell about this deseased man (Chester) for a few hours now haha NO WAY haha ha ha (my eye is visibly twitching foam is now fully dripping out of my mouth my eyes are shot red I am visibly shaking) Normal <3
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aerodynamicks · 2 years
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so i was googling cnc programming tutorials for a class and um ????
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thornedswan · 10 months
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Actually, due to this kaboomie outage it would be the perfect time to go the heck to sleep
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burstinn · 6 months
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Male reader with absolutely Fucking Huge Tits.
(headcanons!)
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People shown: Soap, Gaz, Ghost, Price, Keegan, König, Horangi, Graves, Alejandro, Rudy
I felt silly I was high and it's funny jwjsjsnsw ew endnsndndnd.
Didn't think my first post would get that much attention but.. Anyways.. Yay?
You have fucking big moobs.. Huge male tits.. Fucking succulent ass Cherries
You are a guy. And lucky for you, You have the most plump, ungodly monumental tremendous tits ever. Ofcourse you had the build to support your huge tits.. But your tits were the most eye catching.
When you first joined 141 or Kortac or whateevveer....Man holy shit they went fuckin wild. Like they weren't even trying to hide that they were blatantly looking at your capacious boobs.
Soap
- he was the first to yell like some Scottish words for Holy shit when you landed out from the Heli showing off your stupendous balloons
- he would be the first to be staring with no shame
-he would also be the first to ask if he could squeeze them.
-he would ask you how the hell you got your mighty melons. And he would ask you if it's possible for you to lactate.
- idk he'd bark..
- if you were to sex. He would lick, slurp your hoo Haas
-Would see if he can make you lactate
-makes you wear a bra. Freaky
- continues to play with your dongdongs after your very amazing activity gently
Gaz
- His eyes went wide.. Probably did the shocked guy face with hands on his head when he saw you
- face red no eye contact trying to not look at your mammoth sized Quadruple D breasts
- secretly staring but it's so obvious he's staring especially when your running laps.. Yknow yknow boobie flaps go up and down Fr fr
- one day when you guys were alone together he probably went down on his knees.. Begging to let him touch and squeeze your boobies.
-If you were to do the devils tango.. Also bite marks.. And licks.. More gently but desperately.
Ghost
- eyes wide under mask. Is confused how a dude could get those unwieldy lofty ass TITTS.
- also secretly staring. Less to zero obviousness.
- wants to ask as well to touch your bazongas but he's to scared.
- you caught him staring once and he immediately looks away. So like the amazing man you are you asked him if he wants to hold your tatas.
-he nodded obviously.
-you doing the nasty? He's rough. No mercy to idk your whole body. Especially your gazongals.
-boob fucking.
-bruises hickeys bites everywhere. Mostly on your GadonkGadonks.
- he would bury his head on the middle of your Tits... It's like a pillow.
Price
- Suprised and impressed. Idk why he's still shocked everytime he sees you walking around
- looking sometimes. But more respectful
-you need too ask him first if he wants to hold your beach balls.
- if you do wrestling in bed. Loving duhh. Lovingly and softly suckling your Rounder Pounders.
- also buries his head on your moob boobs
- Would probably just call you in his office sometimes just so he can use your Boobs as a pillow.
-His beard tickles.. Hmm.
Keegan
- Awooga
-Pointing at it then looks back at someone then looking back at you then looking back at someone.. Then back and forth
-Takes pictures
- you were standing in front of him talking then he just suddenly.. Grabbed your Bazonkers.
-Takes more pictures. Has its own folder just for your mountainous front moons.
- Roleplay sex that involves fucking your boobs Intensity varies
König
- Blushing under mask
-is also a proud owner of plump tits. But he's afraid of yours.
-Also YOU need to be the one to ask as well if he wants a squeeze.
- compare boob sizes.
- rough but gentle RAAAAA. Would ask before doing anything to you doingloings
-Rubs your tats together
- ask before taking pictures.. Shows it to Horangi
- Sometimes he would just stare blankly at you before he just.. Squeezes your knockers..
-He immediately gets red and apologizes red faced from shame and embarrassment.
-When you told him you don't mind and it's okay.. He gets relaxed.
-Now he would just pull you into closets just so he could ask you to caress your man tiddies even though he doesn't need to.
-You caress his too. It's like a ritual.
Horangi
- starts laughing in shock and interest and is also impressed
- Also Staring no shame. But it's less obvious because of his shades
-Asks if your tits are implants..
- Would ask König for pics of your Cupcakes.
- Constant slapping of your boobers.
- jokes about your Honkers..
-Loves Your Honkers but also jealous. He wants big buggers as well :((
- Starts drawing on them. Non permanent colorful markers
-would dress it up as well. Putting glasses.. His sunglasses a mustache..
-would purposely smudge food on your Clonkers and He would say some shit like
'Sorry let me clean that up' and starts licking fr
Graves
- Soldier what the fuck he would say or something.
- Don't get distracted.. Gets distracted.
-Makes you purposefully fight/ train/ spar with him.. Make him discreetly hit or touch your award winning rounders
-If you confront him about it. He will probably say a half assed sorry. Look at you like some pissy bitch for forgiveness.
-Forgiveness being you let him do the bed rolling sweat inducing activity with you.
- Please PLEAASE let him picture it during your seeexx
- Shows it off. Of course he will. Who?
His shadows duh
-compliments your hooters frequently
Also makes jokes with his shadows
-Got sad once and dragged you away from whatever you were doing. And just used you as a pillow and cried.
- If most or all His Shadows are stressed or frustrated from a mission they all gettin in a single file line. And they get to caress touch YOUR FUCKING GARGANTUAN GAZOONKAS one minute each.
-Graves is last because.. He's doing more than just caressing your boobs...
Alejandro
- any Spanish nicknames to refer to your boobs that you don't know of
- Flirting.
- Conspicuous staring..Starts ranting to Rudy about how much he wants to hold your teacups. He's passionate about it to.
- Manages to get the balls with the help of Rudy.. To ask to hold your chest footballs.
- is gentle at first before he looses it and starts squeezing it and roughly touching. Until you made a very audible noise of hurt or discomfort
-Apologizes.. Buys you literally everything just so you can forgive him. On his knees saying sorry in Spanish.
- Praises your body
Rudy
- Just as thirsty as Alejandro. Just more shy and respectful.
- When Alejandro starts confessing to him how much he wants to touch your chests.. He reciprocated and also tell Ale how much he likes your Moobies.
- Sharing. Both sharing. Alejandro touching your left Rudy on the right.
- If Rudy is touching you. If you even shift on what he thinks is a sign of uncomfortability.. Will say sorry.. For weeks.. Even months.
- Will never forget it. Even though you probably did and assured him that it wasn't a sign of anything. Avoided you for a few days out shame.
-Also apologizes for avoiding you.
- Also Praises your body.
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arc-misadventures · 3 months
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The Beach: B
Jaune: Haa… that was something…
: What was something?
Jaune: Ahh?! What the…?! Oh, it’s just you, Blake. You startled me.
Blake: Sorry, but what’s wrong?
Jaune: Nothing to really… Wow… You’re looking great, Blake.
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Blake: Oh… D-Do I…?
Jaune: You look very sexy!
Blake: O-Oh… T-Thank you…
Jaune: I don’t mean to… insinuate anything… But, since when were you soooo… filled out?
Blake: ‘Filled out?’
Jaune: …
Jaune: Thic…
Blake: Oh!
Jaune: I mean… I don’t remember you being so… full bodied.
Blake: T-Thank you… It must be because of my outfit… I mean, it’s a one piece bodysuit. It’s pretty tight so it probably makes me look pretty slim.
Jaune: ‘Pretty slim?’ I thought you were a B-Cup those are at least E-Cup!
Blake: And, tell me, Jaune: Is that a bad thing~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: N-No comment…
Blake: Fufufu~! So, tell me; what was this ‘something’ you spoke of?
Jaune: Nahh… Your teammates keep telling me what their favourite kinks are…
Blake: Their kinks…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Blake: And, they are…?
Jaune: You really want to know?
Blake: I’m curious, besides I know about, Ruby’s interest in tentacle porn. Can be much worse than that.
Jaune: How did you know that?
Blake: I found her ‘hidden stash.’ I’m not into such things myself, but they were quite spicy~!
Jaune: Well, she wants me to tie her up with rubber bands, and have my way with her; Did you know about that?
Blake: I know she was looking for rubber bands, I didn’t know why at the time, but now I know why. And, I must say, kinky~!
Jaune: Not to me it is…
Blake: What about, Yang?
Jaune: Brother complex. And, I’m the brother…
Blake: Really?
Jaune: Yeah. I have enough perverted sisters at home, I don’t need to deal with another one.
Blake: But, if you played, Yang’s little fantasy. You could play out some of your own sibling fantasies.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Weiss is a sub, and wants me to dominate her.
Blake: …
Blake: She’s a sub…? I thought she’d have a daddy kink.
Jaune: So did I. But, because of how much of an ass her father was to her, she didn’t like her father so the idea of a daddy kink to her is absolutely revolting. Actually, she almost went gay because of him.
Blake: But?
Jaune: But, because of her father being a complete asshole, and all the threats her father received because of what he’s done, she did some research to understand what their threats were about, and stumbled down the rabbit hole. And well, long story short she wants me to bound, and gage her, and have my way with her…
Blake: Wow…
Jaune: Yeah…
Blake: I did not… I did not expect that…
Jaune: Same. But, hey you two could probably get together, and talk about your shared kinks. So team bounding moments, yay!
Blake: I’m not into that.
Jaune: Y-You’re not…?
Blake: Nope.
Jaune: Really, I thought you did; Those, ‘Ninjas of Love’ books are filled with that stuff, and don’t you love that series?
Blake: Well, I do like the books, but I’ve… wait… H-How do you know what those books are about…?
Jaune: I proofread them for my sister.
Blake: Sister…? Your sister is, Catherine Mystique?!
Jaune: Technically her real name is, Janette Arc. The one on the books is just her pen name.
Blake: Oh… I-I didn’t know that.
Blake: …
Blake: Do you think…?
Jaune: I’ll get her autograph for you.
Blake: Yes!
Jaune: But, back to my previous question.
Blake: Hmm… Oh! Yeah… You remember, Adam, Adam Taurus?
Jaune: That male yangdere?
Blake: Yeah, so before I ran away to, Beacon he tied me up like in the books, because he thought I would like it. It was uncomfortable to say the least.
Jaune: Because he’s a crazy?
Blake: Well… he knocked me out, and then tied me up hanging from the ceiling so yeah… you can say it was because he was crazy. Luckily I managed to use my semblance to break out, and I ran for the hills, well, Beacon. You understand.
Jaune: I’d rather not, but no matter. So… I hate to ask… but, if you’re not into bondage, or other stuff like that, then what are you into?
Blake: A-Are you asking me what my kink is?
Jaune: Yeeeeeees…? I’m curious, okay?
Blake: Well, I suppose after our little conversation you can’t help, but be a little curious. So, to answer your question: Raceplay.
Jaune: Raceplay? Like… human x faunas?
Blake: Yep.
Jaune: Is this a, White Fang thing?
Blake: No… well… kinda? Look, I joined the, White Fang to create equality between humans, and faunas. For me that was to stop discrimination between the pair, and stopped all the things the, SDC were doing to us. I was never the hardcore kill all humans kind of person. I was however… I was a member of the secret club called the… HAA.
Jaune: HAA?
Blake: …
Blake: Human Addicts Anonymous.
Jaune: Say what now?
Blake: We were just a group of hormonal faunas girls who really had the hots of strong human males. Most of the faunas boys around us were so pathetic, but those humans~! They had such strong commanding presence to them that demand our attention! I-If one told us to sit, and bark like a dog, we would have howled at the moon! We would be their pretty little pets, and we would absolutely love it!
Jaune: Okay… I think you’re into more than just raceplay… g-good to know…
Jaune: …
Jaune: No it’s not. I regret asking you so, so many things.
Blake: Oh don’t be upset, I know you wouldn’t do that to me, Master~!
Jaune: Wait, what?! You want to do that depraved shit with me?!
Blake: Oh don’t worry, Master! I have everything planed out, and I know how to do all the naughty things you can do to your pet~!
Jaune: I don’t like where this is going…
Blake: We don’t have to do anything kinky if you don’t want to. However, I am putting my foot down at one thing!
Jaune: And, that is…?
Blake: A collar for me to wear with your name on it~!
Jaune: I want off this train!
Blake: Also, when we have sex, I want you to bre…?!
Jaune: That’s it! I’m out! I’m not having any of this shit! I’m going!
Blake: But, Master! Don’t you want to play with your little kitty cat~?
Jaune: AHHHHHH!!!
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mommycity · 3 months
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Thinking so much rn.
Thinking bout roommate Choso who saw you wear that pretty body con dress now he’s washing it while doing both of your laundry. He thinks the dress looks so good on you, it’s a black mini dress with a low cut top and thin straps the fall off the shoulder. He gets a curious idea, anxiety quells him to do other wise but he wants to satisfy this weird hunger: he wants to try it on. He doesn’t think he’ll look as good as you no, but he wants to humor himself a bit.
But there’s nothing funny about it when he tries it on. The dress is so tight in him. His pecs and collar bones so beautifully on display, his creamy thick thighs contrasting the thin black dress. Choso turns to see the back of the mirror. His ass stands so proudly, the defiant curve poking just where the dress stops. He hesitantly grabs his ass and squeezes before letting out a soft moan. “N-no can’t do this gotta take this off” but he doesn’t. He runs his hands up and his body in the dress and images it were yours caressing and fondling him anyway you like. He stops at his chest and pulls the dress down to rub and tweak his nipples. Choso’s cute little cock twitches at the stimulation. His hands travel even lower and open palm his aching dick. He pushes the dress up to squeeze his base and he releases a squeak.
He has an even brighter idea. He stuffs his hard cock back in the dress and teases the head. A wet sticky dark patch grows near his tummy,”supposed to be hgnn~ supposed to be doing laundry. Bad boy cho”. He leans into the washing machine and lets his upper body use it for support. Choso sticks his deft fingers into his mouth and rolls his tongue along the digits, getting them as wet as possible. His left leg lifts up unto the washing machine and he starts by rubbing the warm wet fingers on his taint. “HAah ohhh please ha fuck”, before they travel lower to rim his asshole. He dips the fingers in while gripping the length of his cock. Both his hands work diligently to get him off. His finger pound inside at a steady pace till he adjusts his angle. He snaps against a bundle of nerves that makes him kneel over even more, legs becoming too wobbly to hold himself up.
“Help me pleasee fuck me” the soft boy chants as his fingers work at priding his prostate and working his leaking dick. He was so close to releasing in your cute dress too, but that all froze. “Hey Choso have you seen my dress again? I’m heading out lat”, the sight was truly something to see.
Choso laid across the washing machine flatly palming his cock and fingering himself in your little back dress. Once your eyes met his they start to well up with tears. He’s so ashamed all he can do is whimper, so, so pathetically. He doesn’t stop what he’s doing, fingers still working in and out of his hole.
“M sorry m so sorry”
“Cho-“
“Please forgive me please. Just need to cum please”
“Choso-“
“Sorry haa, fuck. M sorry please. Forgive me I’m begging”
There’s long strides before you meet him closely. His face is so red, his lips puffy and swollen. The tears that decorate his cheeks are just too much. You sit your self on what little room the washing machine has left and lift his head to fit in your lap. Your lips smile at him softly,”s ok cho, finish for me baby”. A hand smoothes his black hair over and tucks a few strands behind his ear. “Could never be mad at you cho”, he’s becoming undone. The thrust in his wrist now weakened. After a few short workings over the head of his cock he cums inside the dress. The wet spot seeps all over his stomach and he moans a nice big thank you.
“Lets get you cleaned up” and you give him tons of kisses and a nice bath yay!!!
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jujumin-translates · 9 days
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Tsuzuru Minagi | [SSR] Love Through the Window | BE.MINE ver. TSUZURU - Part 1
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*Phone rings*
Tsuzuru: Hm… Kaoru?
*Beep*
Tsuzuru: Hello.
Kaoru: “Ah, Onii-chan?”
Tsuzuru: Yeah. What’s up?
Kaoru: “Um, are you free this Saturday? If you don’t have any plans, I have a favor to ask you.”
Tsuzuru: A favor?
Kaoru: “On that day, there’s going to be a time when it’s just Ataru, Takeru, and Yuzuru home… so I was wondering if you could come over, Onii-chan.”
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Tsuzuru: Huh, just the three little ones?
Kaoru: “Yeah, that’s why I’m a little worried. If only Noboru and Suberu could be there…”
Kaoru: “But are you busy with college and your theater company?”
Tsuzuru: No, it’s okay. I’ll be over there this Saturday to watch the little ones.
Kaoru: “Really? Are you sure?”
Tsuzuru: Yeah, you don’t have to be afraid to ask me to do things. You can usually count on me when it comes to things like this.
Tsuzuru: Besides, I’m sure you’re busy with all kinds of things now too since you started technical college, Kaoru.
Kaoru: “I know being a college senior must be a lot of work for you, but… thanks for the help, Onii-chan.”
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Tsuzuru: I’m home.
Kaoru: Ah, welcome home, Onii-chan.
Ataru: We’re only gonna have Tsuzuru-nii today.
Takeru: Hmph, you used to come here a lot more!
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Yuzuru: Booooring!
Tsuzuru: Ouch… sorry that you’re stuck with just me today.
Kaoru: You guys shouldn’t say things like that when Onii-chan comes all the way out here.
Kaoru: Alright. Well then, it’s almost time for me to head out.
Tsuzuru: Alright, see you later. Don’t worry about us, stay safe.
Kaoru: Yeah, thanks. I’m off!
*Door slides open*
Tsuzuru: Alright…
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Tsuzuru: Haa~ah, I brought you guys something good, but since you said you don’t want me, guess you don’t want it.
Takeru: What kinda good thing!?
Ataru: I’m happy you came, Tsuzuru-nii.
Yuzuru: Me too!
Tsuzuru: Haha, you three sure held out your hands fast. …Alright, here.
Yuzuru: Waah, sandwiches!
Ataru: Did Director-san make them again?
Tsuzuru: Yeah, I told her I was spending the day with you guys, and she went out of her way to make them for you.
Tsuzuru: You can have these for lunch today.
Takeru: Wooo, yay!
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Little Brothers: Zzz…
Tsuzuru: All three of them passed out after lunch.
Tsuzuru: …Hm?
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Tsuzuru: (It’s starting to look kinda cloudy… Looks like it’s gonna rain.)
Tsuzuru: Guess I’ll take the laundry in while I’m at it.
[ Next Part ⇢ ]
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thebardisabird · 1 year
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A Drink with Osomatsu
"Hoooo that burns going down sooooo good!" exclaimed the man to your right. Osomatsu, the eldest of the sextuplets and one of your best friends, snickers to him himself after taking his third shot of sake. You'd met up with him at Chibita's oden cart, per his request. It had been a while since you saw the small chef so you figured why not.
"Man, you're not kidding," you huffed out, having already knocked back your second shot. The deep fried piece of tofu you munched on on paired so well with the sake no less - at least you hoped that's what was happening rather than you already succumbing to the alcohol. Your squeal of delight made Chibita laugh, "You two are peas inna pod ya know that?" "Chibita!" came your faux offense, "Don't compare me to him! I'm wayyyy better a person than this piece of trash," your finger pointed to Osomatsu. He stuck his tongue out at you, "Piece of trash this dick! You need to loosen up before those panties get in an even bigger twist." The perverse sneer and wagging brows were not missed as he delivered the latter half of his insult. He held up his next shot and handed you your third one for the evening, "Lucky you, I decided to even bring your ass with me tonight." Your glasses clinked and then you took your shots. You exhaled harshly as the sake blazed its way down your throat. That didn't stop you from quipping back at the red clad matsu, "Yeah yeah, whatever. You know you love me, stupid," to accentuate your jest you bat your lashes at him, "You'd be lonely without me anyway" and you reached back into Chibita's cart for a hard-boiled egg. It was just a joke, a little snap back that Osomatsu was used to hearing. Between the two of you it was always surface insults and playfights that devolved into laughter and you enjoying each others company as friends. ...So why, in the dim lighting of Chibita's oden stand, did you look so beautiful right now?
Your laughter warmed him. And when he pushed your buttons or poked fun, you pushed and poked right back without hesitation. Whenever he was with you he felt...free. Free from judgement. Free from responsibility. Free from worry. There was no woman like you. "...I think do love you" Osomatsu whispered to himself, still watching you as you fawned over the pieces of oden you took. The nerves that overtook the eldest brother simmered down when he realized you hadn't heard him. It would be silent for a minute before you finally declared yourself full. Covering your yawn with the back of your hand you sleepily grabbed onto Osomatsu's jacket sleeve, "Take me home you red asshole, I'm eepy"
Osomatsu chuckled, "Alright, alright, just gimme a second." You sprang out of your seat, slow steps making your way in the direction of your place, "Osomatsuuuu, come on!" "I said hold on!" he called back, his hands shuffling in his pockets to find something to give to Chibita. A hand was brought up to stop him, "It's on the house for tonight." "Haa?! You serious Chibita?! Yay!" Osomatsu cheered, snapping his fingers and starting after you knowing he no longer had to pay. "Hold it, Osomatsu," started the oden chef. When Osomatsu turned to face his friend, Chibita's expression was one in earnest. "...Ya better tell her, ya idjit."
That earned a sigh from him. His gaze wandered over to you, who was tapping their foot and humming something to yourself as you waited on Osomatsu. He donned a wistful smile, "Yeah...I think I will soon."
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bohnsky · 7 months
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I am not happy at all. No I am but also I'm not. I did not wake up at 6:30 in the morning on a sunday just to watch my favorites dnf and listen to Ralf Schumacher rant about my love Checo (at least he knows that Checo fans dislike him). Only the McLaren double podium makes this race okay (not really but I'm happy for them) and Ferrari didn't fuck up which is good.
So anyway here are my favorite drivers 4,5 months into liking f1:
Because he was in the paddock this weekend, I have to include Seb again. My one and only. I love him, he deserves the world, protect him at all cost. When he said it hurts to watch instead of driving himself because Suzuka is his favorite track. Emotional damage.
But he seemed so happy to be back in the paddock and to teach the grid about bees. He's so passionate, it's beautiful. And we got Sewis content.
1. Alex Albon
This (hopefully) won't change as long as I put Seb in a different category (the Seb category).
Just today I saw a comment saying that you simply can't hate Alex and that he is the least disliked driver and I love that. He deserves all the love.
My heart broke when he retired. I am not okay with how things turned out here. Everyone said they love Suzuka, why is it so mean to me?
2. Sergio Perez
I hate to admit that I almost put him on third this week because I wasn't as obsessed with him as I was during the last few weeks, but omg did I get mad when Ralf Schumacher started ranting about him, which made me rethink that decision. I love Checo my precious. This whole race was a disaster for him (and me) and yes some of it was his fault, I realize that, but I refuse to think about it. Just as I refuse to think about his seat. And I refuse to talk about it with anyone who doesn't agree with me. (I don't mind people who don't agree with me, I just don't want to hear it, not when it comes to Checo my love)
I just hope he is okay mentally and can enjoy the celebrations with the team.
Also I usually drink a red bull for every race but I didn't want one at 7 in the morning, so that race must have been the punishment for me not drinking my racely red bull.
3. Charles Leclerc
My man, again on 4th must suck. So close to the podium. But honestly I'm just happy that Ferrari didn't actively try to fuck up his race again.
4. Lewis Hamilton
Sewis content yay :D
Lewis always seems so happy when he's with Seb and that makes me happy. These two are my f1 comfort ship, they never fail to make me smile.
But also unecessary Merc bitch fight, I hope they are civil about it off track.
5. Lance Stroll
This time I had to put Lance here. I just adore him and it literally breaks my heart that he has such a bad season. To me he seems like he always stays true to himself even with all the bullshit he constantly gets and I love that for him. And even if I want more Lance content I love that he stays away from media as much as he does.
He was doing really well this race and I thought this could be a good one for once, for my little Lancy shaped heart, but no. Everything went wrong today just kill me already.
Honerable mentions:
Lando. I'm so happy about the McLaren double podium and that Lando has so many podiums lately. Also I've been watching a lot of Quadrant lately and I'm totally digging it.
Oscar. Obviously, I'm so happy for him. He is an amazing driver and a precious little baby. Go McLaren!
Valtteri. He's really gone through it today. I like him a lot, he might even be in the top 10 and I just want him to be happy. This race was not it. Also it took me ages to learn how to spell Valtteri. I always wrote Vallteri or Valterri. But now I know.
Max. Congrats my guy. I was thinking, I'm a little sad that I joined f1 during his peak. I wish I could've watched him grow and become the driver he is now. Also his fucking hair. Please I just want to touch it.
Hulknussen. I just want to talk about them because it seems like no one else does. To me they are peak enemies to friends (to lovers). But I don't like Haas the team. The drivers are great.
The Alpha Tauris. Listen, I am not okay with the whole seat situation in Alpha Tauri or even all of Red Bull. I love that Yuki and Danny get to drive next season, but what about Liam? He is literally outperforming Yuki. He should get a permanent seat. Why aren't they giving it to Liam? What are they planning? Please don't scare me and my Checo heart. Why can't everyone get a seat? Why did I get into a sport where there are only 20 fucking seats? Why does everyone have to be so lovable?
George. I was thinking about George getting Alex this his seat and I am thankful. That's why George is here on this list today.
The 2nd William seat. Is not a driver but it stresses me out. I don't think that Logan will get it again. I want Mick to get it. Please give me your opinions. Who will get the 2nd Williams seat next season?
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sassylegshayne · 1 year
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support your local caffeine dealer: chapter two
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I hope y'all know that when I said slow burn I meant it. here's part two, aka, meeting friends, lots of blushing and cute/awkward feelings. 1.2k words!
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Shayne looked forward to his busy schedule for the day, knowing he'd have less time to spend dwelling on his thoughts filled with you.
Things didn't exactly pan out that way, though. Each time the man took a sip from his cup, he felt a small pull of a smile at his lips. As he wrapped up on another shoot, heading back toward his desk, Damien shot him a text, asking about lunch plans.
He knew where he wanted to go for lunch but.. would it seem weird? No, he'll be fine, your shifts probably over by now, itll be a completely normal lunch.
He couldn't stop himself from hoping you'd still be there, but also dreading it because it probably didn't look too good for Shayne; suddenly going from visiting the shop every few days, to twice in one day... all for one reason.
Damien's voice carries on as the two round the street corner, Shayne peering a bit through the window and, yes.
There you were. And there came another smile this stranger brought him.
The bell jingling as the pair enter the small shop breaks Shayne's trance. It seemed relatively quiet for a weekday afternoon, though Shayne hadn't really been around this time before.
Damien asks Shayne about a couple of the menu items before the line shuffles forward, allowing your eyes to fall upon the pair.
Did your smile just get a bit brighter?
You and Shayne had the same thoughts on your minds as you tilt your head a bit.
"You do come here often, Shayne," you quip, chuckling a bit as he feels a laugh bubbling in his chest as his cheeks grow pink. Damien chuckles, looking to his friend with his brows raised.
"Wow, dude, I can't believe you might be the worst regular they have."
Shayne rolls his eyes, barely holding in a laugh he knew would be far too loud for a place like this. After a few seconds, he raises his hands in surrender.
"it's a cute little place, okay? very cozy, very warm." Shayne drawls out with laughter before calming himself again.
Damien says a few apologies on behalf of Shayne to you across the counter. You shake your head, still laughing at the duo.
Shayne spaces out a bit whilst his friend orders, his mind racing. He couldn't tell how he felt, if you thought it was funny, or maybe youthought it was ridiculous. He feels a nudge at his side, his eyes meeting yours almost made Shayne melt yet again.
"Sorry, I'll have whatever you made for me early, that was great.." He smiles a bit at you, the butterflies returning to his stomach. You nod, feeling your cheeks grow warm as you look down to ring it in.
"Do you wanna get some food?"
Shayne shrugged, chuckling a bit. "Surprise me."
You nod, ringing the two up before they find a seat.
Damien looks to Shayne with a poorly hidden smirk and his brows raised.
"Wanna talk about that, bud?"
Shayne raised his brows back, knowing his cheeks were still a bit pink, and the laughter he was holding back only made it worse.
"Talk about what, Dames?"
By some devine intervention, you approach the table with their drinks. You greet them, a warm smile across your lips. Shayne shifted in his seat a bit as Damien grinned up at you, the both offering thanks before you left.
"Spill it, there's something going on with you and her. Maybe not yet, but somethings brewing." Damien finished with a wink, prideful with his pun.
Shayne sat back a bit, relaxing into his seat as he took a sip, reminiscing on the flavor a bit before answering.
"There's actually nothing going on, seriously. We just met this morning, I asked her to give me whatever she liked because I was bored, and I really liked the drink." Shayne shrugs, quickly looking to his cup as he takes another sip.
He couldn't tell if it was worth it to spill to his friend about how he was feeling, maybe Damien had noticed something that Shayne didn't, maybe he thinks you feel the same.
Or maybe this is ridiculous, because, like Shayne said, you two had met this morning, he was feeling very strongly, very quickly, maybe he just had a crush, and it'd be gone in a week. He panicked; he'll give it sometime before he bombards Damien with everything he'd have to say, navigate this on his own for a bit.
You couldn't help it. Stealing glances at the boys table as you greeted and helped other customers.
You rushed through the last few customers as you see their food finish up, moving a bit quickly to grab it.
Since when would you do this for anyone, let alone a stranger?
But when does a stranger become somebody to you? Maybe these few interactions, these few minutes together can be something to you. His blushed cheeks and rosy nose as he holds in a laugh you're dying to here.
"BLT for Damien, and for Shayne.."
You break yourself from you thoughts, sliding the plates on to their tabletop. You look to Shayne, smiling softly as he sits up a bit, matching your smile back.
"Anything else I can get you guys?" You look between the two as you speak.
Damien shakes his head, Shayne mirroring his act. The two give you a small chorus of thanks, making you chuckle a bit.
"You two enjoy, I'm guessing I'll see you around dinnertime, Shayne."
You shoot him a wink as you walk back toward the counter, hearing some laughter behind you.
Damien cackles quickly, caught off guard by your comment, staring at Shayne who seems to be almost permanently blushed with how pink his cheeks were.
"I want you to know right now that I won't be here for dinner, I'm not that bad." Shayne attempts to defend himself through laughter.
"I really think that whatever you claim isn't going on with her, should be going on. I like her."
Shayne rolls his eyes, the boys falling into a different discussion or two as they eat. The two chat a big longer, Damien constantly catching Shayne's attempts to glance in your direction, but choses to keep it to himself. As the two begin to leave, you offer them a small smile and wave as you work, turning your back to them.
"Have a good day, but I won't be here tonight, so no need to wait around."
Shayne smiles brightly, chuckling nervously as he leans against the counter a bit.
"What a shame, I really was hoping to surprise you a third time. I was planning on giving you something gross."
You laugh, watching as Shayne sighs into a laugh, shaking his head softly, his thoughts falling to his job, more specifically Eat lt or Yeet It.
"Then maybe I'll come by for two meals again tomorrow, guaranteed good things."
You offer him a shrug, rocking on your heels.
"Then maybe I'll see you tomorrow, Shayne."
"Maybe I'll see you tomorrow, Y/N."
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Interacting with Ortho Tsum I
Next part
Ignihyde Dorm - Idia’s Room
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Ortho: “Nii-san, nii-san. It’s morning already.”
Idia: “Uugh……I can still sleep even if it’s morning……just two more hours, Ortho, please……”
Ortho: “You said you would go to bed after setting up the PC, but it’s only partly built.”
Idia: “I planned to do it after getting a checkpoint in the game……but, it was already morning……”
Ortho: “Seriously……it can’t be helped.”
Ortho: “Tsum, what’s wrong? It’s bouncing in front of the speaker…”
Ortho: “Oh, you mean to play music? I got it. It’s the perfect way to wake up nii-san…”
*Star Rogue theme starts playing*
Idia: “Ack, this is the main theme of my favorite game…! It’s a fast paced melody that awakens your consciousness at once…!”
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Ortho: “Oh, he’s awake. Tsum, that was a good idea. Next, bring nii-san some water.”
Idia: “Haa~ that body is quite nimble……I’m grateful.”
Idia: “Ah……but, if it looks like this, it has more in common with Ortho than you think.”
Ortho: “Yup. It’s quite strange. I can’t believe a creature that looks like me fell out of the sky.”
Idia: “Wasn’t there information about the tsum on the net?”
Ortho: “I did a lot of research, but I can’t find anything.”
Ortho: “Is the reason why they look like the students also mimicry, or could it be a kind of convergent evolution…”
Ortho: “Or, maybe it’s that kind of creature…for starters, maybe we shouldn’t think about it logically.”
Ortho: “I will continue to investigate the tsum. Nii-san, do you have any plans?”
Idia: “For the time being, I’ll finish setting up that PC I was building.”
Ortho: “Understood. Look, Tsum. We’re in nii-san’s way, so let’s go to the lounge.”
Ortho: “……Tsum? Don’t tell me, it’s interested in your computer?”
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Idia: “H-Hey?! Tsum, wait, don’t get too close to the motherboard! If it short circuits, it’ll be a huge problem…!”
Idia: “It’s connected to delicate parts, so if you’re not careful, everything will be damaged…!”
Ortho: “Relax, nii-san. In the analysis I did last night, I concluded that there is no static electricity on the surface of the tsum.”
Idia: “Oh, really? …Isn’t that strange? Shouldn’t its feet emit static electricity instead of being grounded?”
Ortho: “I’m not sure why, either. The component analysis of its body surface could not identify the substances that make up its body…”
Ortho: “For some reason, the internal body scan was rejected. I will try again later.”
Idia: “Uh, that’s……is it that mysterious of a creature?”
Idia: “Anyways, it can stay here so long as there’s no static electricity.”
Idia: “It’s not fluffy, but it is cute like a mini version of Ortho.”
Ortho: “Haha, thanks, nii-san. Then, let’s proceed with the investigation and analysis here. Tsum, come here.”
Ortho: “Hmm, the body scan is rejected, after all. I’ll adjust the sensor, and try again…”
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Ortho: “Wah! I’ve said this multiple times, tsum! If you get too close to my feet, I’ll have a malfunction in posture control. It’s too dangerous…”
Idia: “Phew…OS set up complete. Ortho, what are you doing?”
Ortho: “Ah, nii-san. It seems tsum has been worried about my feet since a while ago.”
Ortho: “It seems to be interested in my anti-gravity flight device. But, why?”
Ortho: “It’s moving its limbs and bouncing around… Maybe tsum wants to fly, too?”
Idia: “I see. Then, why don’t you make an external flight device?”
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Ortho: “External……if I attach something like a small jet pack to its body, even a tsum can fly!”
Ortho: “I can use my posture control algorithm, and search the archive for blue prints…”
Ortho: “Yeah, I can probably do it. Tsum, do you want a flying device?”
Ortho: “……It seems to be happy. Hey, nii-san, can you help me build it?”
Idia: “Okaaay. It can’t be helped if it’s Ortho’s request. Let’s go all out!”
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Ortho: “Yay! First, let’s calculate the optimal device shape for the tsum to fly…”
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Space Channel 5 Part 2: Sugoku Sugoi  Guide Book p. 104-109 (Translation by @lavoszero and myself. Edits and typesetting by myself)
Final part of Report 4.
Imgur link to all of the  Sugoku Sugoi Guide Book translations we’ve done thus far.
Plain text below
p. 104 Channel 5 HQ · Escape Passage
Shooting
Ulala’s Stars: 10 Here, Ulala must use her Dance Energy to power the Astrobeat Jr. and escape from Channel 5’s HQ as it nears total self-destruction. However, the inputs strings are not only fast, but are some of the longest you’ll ever see. With some sets reaching  22 inputs, their speeds and lengths can be overwhelming, leaving you unable to manage a thing. Your best bet is to study those input patterns.
“All that's left is dance and jiggy power!“
23.
106 ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ 107 ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ 108 ⬇ ⬇ ⬇ 109 ⬇ ⬇ ⬆ 110 ⬇ ⬇ ⬆ 111 ⬇ ⬇ ⬆ 112 ⬇ ⬆ ⬇ 113 ⬇ ⬆ ⬇
24.
114 x x o o 115 o o o x 116 x o 117 o x
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Perfect! 100
Up right left down up right left down up right left down honda
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25.
118 ⬅ x x  ⬆ x x ⮕ x x ⬇ x x x 119 ⮕ x x ⬆ x x ⬅ x x ⬇ x x x 120 ⬅ x x x ⮕ x x ⬆ x x ⬇ x x x
26. Input Breakdown
121 ⬅ x ⬅ x ⬅ x ⬆ x ⬆ x ⮕ x ⮕ x ⮕ x ⬇ x ⬇ x ⬇ x 122 ⮕ x ⮕ x ⮕ x ⬆ x ⬆ x ⬅ x ⬅ x ⬅ x ⬇ x ⬇ x ⬇ x
Pine’s Comment: If your memory is failing you for sets [121] and [122], I suggest you take in this: you’ll always do "up chu" twice but "left, chu," "right, chu," and "down, chu" thrice each. To see for yourself, try counting on your fingers and singing it out loud.
27.
123 ⬅ ⬅ ⬅ x 124 ⮕ ⮕ ⮕ x 125 ⬅ x x ⮕ x x 126 ⮕ x x ⬅ x x 127 ⬆ x 128 ⬇ x 129 ⮕ ⬅ ⮕ ⬅ ⬆ ⬇ x
“You did it, Ulala! We're out!“
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Moving on to Stage 2, moro. Let's boogie for another 100 rounds, moro!!
p. 106 Fuse's Broadcast Notes
Report 4 and Repeat 4 Repeating myself, again, but these are the instructions prepared by Fuse, the director of "Ulala's Swingin' Report Show," a special news program on Space Channel 5. For whatever reason, the instructions were written down as "Save the Cheerleaders", or something like that. It also contains instructions for the secret input points, and instructions for the "Ulala's Swingin' Report Show," rebroadcasts (reruns have unique features from the first airing, like differing commands). However, the timing and locations of the secret inputs are exactly the same between the main (Lap 1) and rerun broadcasts (Lap 2).
The Hidden Inputs
1: When You Rescue the Rescue Squad…  It's been a while since we've seen this pattern. Once you rescue the Rescue Police Leader, the background music transitions to "Mexican Flyer" and you'll  hear the squad singing "Chaalalaa chalalalaa yay!" But this time around the typical “whoo!” is more of a gruff “ooh!” The Rescue Squad are a manly bunch after all.
2~6: Landing with the Rescue Squad Right after secret input [01], the Rescue Police Leader will shout "Rescue" followed by the other fearless members chanting "Ooh! Haa!" on repeat (if muffled). Once you hear that first “ooh,” press the button in sync to the proceeding five “haa” chants. The inputs spots won’t stop coming, so keep it together. By the by, if you fail to rescue even one squad member, you won’t hear "Rescue! Ooh! Haa!” song. But if you're familiar with the song, and press the button along with the "haa" part, you can still get the secret inputs.
7: Just Before Entering HQ Got another recurring input for ya, it’s our channel’s signing off "pikoon” again. Just like the last time, press right before you say "tuned." I'm sure you're used to it by now. One whoo, five haa's, a left-right-down, and finally a pikoon; that's 10 consecutive inputs you gotta keep in mind! Good luck!
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Up up up
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8~32: After Saving the Space Cheerleaders You’ll be amazed by what happens after saving all the cheerleaders. After the “yay” in "chalalalala, yay,” the girls will sing a song littered with secrets at the start of each word (or phrase). There's 24 secrets in total, But miss even one cheerleader and you’ll be down to 16 inputs that are timed to their handclaps, so stay sharp.
33: After Rescuing Space Michael The final secret of Report 4 is after rescuing Chief Space Michael. It’s after you say “super successful rescue” while dancing with Michael, when I'm just about to finish my comment, so hopefully you’ll press it then. But if that’s too hard, you can time it to the BGM. The BGM is 16 beats so using four shouldn't be an issue.
[It’s 16 beats but you can get into the groove by rhythmically going "don, don, don, don" in a four-beat pattern. Ho!]
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Level 00 102
Down down down
p. 108 Rebroadcast (2nd Lap) Choreography
Report 4 and Repeat 4 Listen up, Ulala, Report 4 is long and mentally demanding, so you'll have to give it your A-game. There are more input changes  here than there are changes in the cast. It's easy to get mixed up here, especially with that whole "Tonight, it’s Beat It!" section. And you can’t slack off when it comes to the secrets either or you won’t get the rating to 100%… I hope you got all that, Ulala!
The Space Cheerleader's "ODEN" Song Aah, the cheerleaders are so great. Those thick thighs and bright smiles probably could save lives. They turn the heads of not only men, but ladies, too. So, I gathered up the women who admired the Space Cheerleaders and wanted to become one themselves, and created a second group of cheerleaders~.
The other day, some fresh intern asked me, "Mr. Fuse, what kind of place do you usually drink at?"
I answered "at a shot bar."
Then they retorted with, "Please don’t lie to make yourself look cool." When I honestly told them that I go to an oden stand, they said, "It must be nice in winter, huh?"
I expected them to suggest we go for a drink but they just gave me a "well then" and left. Like, what the heck was that about? Then I learned that was used as inspiration for a song (cries). I've been prattling on for a while, anyway, “ODEN” may have different lyrics but this rebroadcast version is just as long and secret-laden as the original. The timing is listed below on the left but I’ll break it down anyway. There are seven continuous beats on the O-D-E-N timed to the girls' "pom-pom, pom-pom, pom-pom, pom." Then there’s one on both the next O and E, followed another three when they shout "Oden!" and go "pom, pom, pom." That’s three odens and 12 inputs in total. The song repeats, so there's really a grand total of 24 inputs. If you fail to rescue even one person, the song will change to the different one. And you'll have eight inputs you gotta do twice, with the timing now to synced to the "Go! Go!"Go!”
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Level 00 103
Right left right left
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[It may be difficult to fully grasp the timing of "ODEN" your first time around. Memorize it with your whole body and spirit while reading these instructions. Please.]
Command Changes and Where They Happen
Channel 5 HQ · Cheerleader Corridor A 5.
020 ⮕ x ⬅ x ⬆ x x x 021 ⬅ x ⮕ x ⬆ x ⬆ x
6.
022 ⬆ x ⬆ x ⮕ x ⬅ x 023 ⬆ x ⬆ x ⬆ x ⮕ x ⬅ x
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(024 ⮕ x same as Lap 1) (025 ⬅ x same as Lap 1) 026 ⬅ ⮕ o 027 ⮕ ⬅ o
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028 ⮕ ⬅ o 029 ⬅ ⮕ o (030 ⬅~ o same as Lap 1) 031 ⮕~ o
10.
035 x 036 x o 037 x o ⬆ 038 x o ⬆ ⬆ 039 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x 040 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x x x x 041 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x x x x o o o
Channel 5 HQ · Recording Studio A 10.
035 x 036 x o 037 x o ⬆ 038 x o ⬆ ⬆ 039 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x 040 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x x x x 041 x o ⬆ ⬆ ⬇ ⬇ x x x x o o o
12.
(044 x~ x same as Lap 1) (045 ⬇~ x same as Lap 1) (046 x x x same as Lap 1) (047 x o x same as Lap 1) (048 o o o same as Lap 1) (049 o o o same as Lap 1) (050 🠩 same as Lap 1) (051 🠮 same as Lap 1) (052 🠬 same as Lap 1) (053 ⬇ same as Lap 1)
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Level 00 104 Left up chu chu chu
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princessofmerc · 10 months
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No but fr. I am trying to be happy for Jowles and for Alex and for Williams because it finally seems like they’re catching a break. (Honestly, wait for the Non-European races though they’re the real tell in that case)
But I am so angry that George Russell, one of the most talented drivers on that grid spent 3 years driving in a fucking cucumber. I am so annoyed that we’re back to “ohhh yay P16 in FP2 at least we’re faster than Haas”.
I can’t do this. This is so fucking unfair.
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yuriko-mukami · 1 year
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8. Who gets jealous easier?
10.Who brings up the subject of kids first?
("If you're willing to adopt, can you adopt me?" Admin-Hope: "Yoku be quite" "I was kidding...maybe")
Questions for self ship/OC x canon couples
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The answer is written together with @ruki-mukami-dl.
Who gets jealous easier?
Well, you could say it's Ruki. He is openly jealous and ready to act if he thinks his relationship with Yuriko is threatened. But the truth is that Yuriko is a jealous type too. She simply hides her jealousy a bit better than Ruki and reacts very differently too.
Who brings up the subject of kids first?
They haven't talked about this matter properly yet. Some people have asked about it though, and so far the answer has been that they are going to study first. We'll see which one of them eventually brings up the question.
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"If you're willing to adopt, can you adopt me?"
"We are not an orphanage."
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"Umh... Ruki...? That's a bit..."
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"Haa..."
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"But Yoku-chan is so adorable too..."
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"Whatever. No matter if one more or less."
"Yay!"
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