#yoo are you kidding me

[tvlip]

Nobody:

Me in my late twenties: I think I need this

#yoo are you kidding me #take my money #lego #lego brick #acnh #meme

[theinfinitedivides]

'you and i don't seem very different. so how and where are you going to lead me?' Ji Yong taking his job as resident asshole during the Under the Bridge Convo very seriously here

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #the balls on this boy are insane he's like 'you can't touch me bc you haven't gotten the orders yet. sorry btw sunbaenim <3' #this is one of those 'scenes that don't make sense unless they're f*cking with their minds/doing some sort of mating dance' #this was the official official precursor to the tank. sh*t shifted after this i kid you not

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Love getting into reading comics after years away and remembering that people used to draw in the most butt fucking ugly way you can imagine.

#all the girls be like yoo read this comic it's fire its so intergral to understanding this charcter #and then you read the preview and that shit is drawn like a fuckin mad cartoon on acid #like bro i'm super sure this is the greatest batman run ever or whatever but i simply shant be looking at his Yogi Bear looking ass #i'm a hater ok you can disagree with me but i'm fucking right #your ugly ass 80s-90s drawings will keep me sparknotesing these comics till I pass out I fuckin refuse #not to say all old comics are ugly #but godamn yall used to live like this?? #I get that it was that He-Man style era but come on #talking bout that WWE looking era if u know u know #when all the inks were made by dudes who learned to draw by doodleing fuckin hulk Hogan and his merry band in their notebooks #patting all the pretty 80s-90s comic artists on the head tho ya'll were special and perfect #rest of ya'll can choke #dan mora and jorge jimenez are angels and ya'll kids need to apreciate them more #anyway rant over #Comics #DC #Marvel #Batman

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

.

#KANG HANEUL SQUID GAME #THE WAY I GASPED SO FUCKING LOUD WHILE ON VIDEO CALL W MY FRIEND BC I SAW IT ONLINE #SHE WAS LIKE OMG WHAT HAPPENED R U OKAY #AND I WAS LIKE NO IM NOT #THE LOMLS ARE IN A DRAMA TOGETHERRRR #there are VERY few kdrama actors that i genuinely Love and theyre all in one drama together like guys how can i not overreact to this #KANG HANEUL #GONG YOO #WI HA JUN #IM SIWAN #ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #TELL ME WHY I WAS ACTUALLY BLUSHING AND GIGGLY LOOKING AT THE CAST ANNOUNCEMENT AND MY FRIEND NOTICED #SHE WAS LIKE DAMN UR RLY FANGIRLING RN #GUYS I CANT EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS #mehrtalks #squid game #kdrama #netflix #squid game 2 #squid game s2 #netflix tudum #tudum 2023

[katierosefun]

the hilarious thing about my mom is that she’s almost never disappointed in me. she’s not perfect, but she’s mostly always been more concerned with my happiness instead of my achievements. 

so imagine my surprise when i tell her i have not, in fact, ever watched the classic korean drama the coffee prince, and she makes the most disappointed, shocked sound, and goes, “YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE COFFEE PRINCE? THE CLASSIC OF KOREAN DRAMAS? MY OWN DAUGHTER?”

anyways, my homework is now to watch the coffee prince in the span of two weeks.

#caroline talks #i'll do it in a week because i'm crazy like that <3 #my mother has NEVER sounded SO insulted in her ENTIRE LIFE #she was like 'HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE WATCHED THE COFFEE PRINCE??? HOW??' #'MY OWN DAUGHTER???' #she was like 'YOUR AHJUSSHI LEE SUN KYUN FROM MY MISTER IS IN IT' #me: oh yeah and gong yoo #my mom: hush yeah i know about gong yoo but LEE SUN KYUN #and that's how i learned my mother developed a crush on lee sun kyun #because of coffee prince #she has a thing for the smart-looking guys i think #she also was like 'oh lee sun kyun .. . . . he always looks like he has a grey cloud over his face' #anyways! she's very insulted that i've never watched coffee prince #and i'm just like 'UMMA YOU MADE ME WATCH BOYS OVER FLOWERS' #and she goes 'yeah i don't know why i thought you would like that' #you think i'm kidding but when i was 8-10 years old #my mom would just. take her laptop. #sit me down in front of it #and go 'watch this kdrama' #and like a good little girl i would #and she'd be so disappointed whenever she'd find me watching american tv shows later #she'd be like 'aww :( are they more fun?' #and my clueless ass would be like 'sometimes! not all the time tho' #fast forward to literally. 10+ years later. #outside of succession i cannot remember the last time i actually watched a non-korean show

[thefirstimagifabricator]

I did a doodle-sketch of (what was supposed to be at least) Yoo Joonghyuk yesterday but then somehow accidentally made his face like??? literally I.N from Stray Kids???? lmao 😭

and it’s not like I draw I.N often or smth and I’d accidentally follow patterns of smth I draw frequently—I’ve literally never drawn I.N before in my life 😭 like I think the only skz member I’ve ever drawn is Chan—

#orv #yjh #omniscient reader #omniscient reader’s viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #yu junghyeok #i.n #i.n skz #i.n stray kids #somehow 😭 #it literally looks like I.N as yjh…but it was only supposed to be yjh…but the face actually looks so much like I.N that I can’t ignore it 😭 #sbos this is so funny to me though #though it also kinda fucks with my brain tbh lowkey #bc I can’t see it as purely yjh bc I look at it and like. that’s i.n what are you talking abt 😭 #but also it’s yjh I drew it to be yjh and it’s meant to be yjh— #ough idk fjndjfs lmao #skz #stray kids #doodle #sketch #fanart #orv fanart #orv yjh #orv yoo joonghyuk #pencil sketch #pencil drawing #pencil art #pencil on paper #pencil doodles #traditional art

[ilovecitt]

one of the things i love most about jung is how he tries to make sure seol never bottles up her feelings and opens up to him and her friends who care about her because of how his dad treated him the opposite and made him fear that the only way to survive was to put up a facade and hide how he was really feeling.

i think while he did try his best to not behave like his father, he did end up trying to manipulate seol the same way his dad did to him sometimes when they fought (which didn't work on her) which makes him more realistic. sometimes we exhibit our parents' toxic traits even though we desperately try not to be like them. but what i love is that he recognizes this and tries not to be what his dad was like to seol and that he felt so, so badly when she started becoming more twisted like him.

i just think if there's one thing i like about him is that he tries to be self aware in his relationship with seol and do his best to make her feel supported and loved. i wish we got to see him work on his relationships with other people in this way but sadly the manhwa ended right before that.

#cheese in the trap #citt #yoo jung #hong seol #mr yoo #having a mom like mr yoo and i can tell you it sure isn't fun #she's def not as intense as him by having people SPY on ur kid but #pretty close #and it made me like jung in the way that i encourage people i care about not to bottle up their emotions up bc i know that feeling SUCKS

[astrxealis]

hozier yoo

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #yoo his new songs ... the new ep ..... so good #personal fav is 'all things end' you're so right !!!!! #uhh i am a bit stressed bcs lots of things i gotta do but i'll try my best to manage things well #anyway. HELLO good afternoon !! i hope you all have a lovely day or evening or whatever? :< #also i'm still unsure. bs psych or compsci aaa i like both equally with the cons and pros so it's sucky LMFAO i can't decide #it's funny. i recently got woa i wna go to psych and med etc etc bcs i watched a video and was like i wna help ppl fr #but then the tried out chat gpt bcs my mom and dad mentioned it again and i was curious. ai is absolutely terrifying yet so interesting #there's a bunch of data that goes into that stuff and i've been interested since #i first went to this science museum here in the ph! i really wna go again sometime aaa i miss that place. i still rmbr it #robots are super interesting to me haha sometimes i forget my clubs as a kid were engineering robotics coding related #and only in middle school it turned to. more sporty clubs LMFAO but even then i always preferred tech stuff lol #except i am extremely interested in psych and the like and SCIENCE and RESEARCH and all that but compsci just as much #i am not fond as fond of. chem and bio? bio depends on the specifics of what it is #but then arghhh physics is uh. idk i prefer it actually now that i think abt it LMFAO but math is. smth i love but also it's hard #IDK OKAY i'm still conflicted. uhghm. i love both and both are difficult but i like that lmfaooo #research is smth im interested in a lot and so is data stuff! snd then eventually im interested in either compsci or psych as a career #and both are things im interested in a lot even if i dont end up. going into that career #IDK ANYMORE BYE anyway play gbf and have a lovely weekend

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Did the nameberry baby name DNA thing because I spend a lot of time there trying to find baby names. Apparently my baby name DNA is mostly noble and charmer, so I go to get more suggestions and....

Nameberry do you know me personally or what.

#nameberry is spying on me in my house #nameberry looked up which accounts use the same email adress and found my tumblr #also is ewan a 'traditional dignified rare & standing apart (or above) the crowd' kind of name??? #if you ask my french ass to picture an ewan (pronounced eh-wan not yoo-wan) i'm thinking of an 8yo tbh (aside from mr mcgregor obviously.) #not popular enough that's you're sure he'll have another kid called like that in one of his classes at some point #(ie not leo or jeanne) #but still conventional enough that you're not surprised when you meet another guy with the same name #wow i have a ramble tag now

[doppelnatur]

More insomnia thoughts:

#so like I went to the mcr concert with one of my longest friends and her new friends and it was so strange #they're like. popular girls u know. doing pretty girl Instagram make up in front of the concert hall #like. babe I have a red lipstick for under your eyes and a shitty eyeliner u really don't need to do foundation and highlighter #and skinny little symmetrical eyeliner what's are u doing #they're all like. kpop stans and uhh popular girls and some of them are ex bullies and like. gesine (my friend) is like #yeah but like. i know they're good ppl and very different now. but they defend their favorite kpop idol when evidence of bullying comes up #and like. dismissing bullying as an actual problem lol like. im sorry but how do you trust these people? #i ended up hanging out with a bunch of random trans guys which was very nice but just like. so alienating? #and I know most of these ppl are queer and stuff but like. yoo I felt like one feels when hanging out with straight ppl #i just can't zone out that they would have like. spat at me as kids?

[whoopssteddiefeels]

If you think the CC boys aren't looking for Eddie, you're wrong

----

Steve opened his trunk and placed the groceries inside, Eddie’s special requests next to his usual staples and the excessive number of snacks he had grabbed for this week’s check in at Hopper’s cabin. Eddie was probably just being cute, requesting the same thing they had brought him in the boathouse, but Steve figured it would be just as cute to refill the request anyway. Anything to make Eddie smile and call him a sap in that overly sweet way he had.

He closed the trunk, pulling his keys out of his pocket. Already excited to get home to that amused smile and twinkling eyes.

“Where the fuck is Eddie?”

Steve jumped about a foot in the air, spinning on the spot, fumbling his keys in an embarrassing 3-part scramble that still ended with them clanking to the ground. He’s effectively trapped against his car, three boys glaring at him from a few feet away. How the hell did they sneak up on him in tandem like that?

They stood in a V-formation, arms crossed and eyes angry. The one in front, a black boy with braces and close-cropped hair who was doing his best to stare down at Steve despite their roughly even height, spoke again. “We don’t know what is going on, what happened, but you and Henderson are definitely involved.”

“I… I don’t…” Steve looked around quickly, hoping something would appear and save him from this conversation. Nothing did, the parking lot was empty except for them. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Bullshit, man!” the smallest of the three exclaimed, pointing angrily in Steve’s face. “Whatever the fuck happened involved your stupid basketball team and our freshman members and god KNOWS what else but there’s no way Eddie would ever-”

“He didn’t do anything to that girl,” the first boy interrupted, Jeff, Steve’s brain slowly supplied, based on stories he’d heard from both Dustin and Eddie. This must be the rest of Corroded Coffin. Jeff, Gareth, and… shit what was the third kids name? Doesn’t matter, he needed to come up with an exit strategy fast.

Steve raised his hands, painfully aware that his keys were still on the ground. “Look, guys, I don’t- I don’t know what you want from me. Yeah, I don’t believe Eddie did anything to Chrissy. Henderson is at home, I haven’t even seen him in days. I don’t know where Eddie would’ve gone after the earthquake, you’d know better than-”

“You’ve got his battle jacket in your back seat.” Unnamed member cut in, voice hard.

“You just bought honeycombs, yoo-hoos, and camel cigarettes.” Gareth, the little one, chimed in.

Jeff took a step forward, making sure Steve was looking at him before he slowly reached forward and carefully pulled on the chain around Steve’s neck, drawing the guitar pick out from where it had rested under his shirt. The younger boy just raised his eyebrows, emphasizing the implication.

Steve sagged against his car, and Jeff let the necklace slip from his fingers as it was pulled back with his movement. It fell against the outside of his shirt, the red and black guitar pick stark and damning against the light blue of today’s polo.

Steve rubbed at his face, refusing to meet the trio of accusing glares. These were Eddie’s friends. His brothers according to the metalhead in question. There was no reason for Steve to be wearing that necklace other than what it was: a claim. They would know that, better than anyone. There was no getting out of this.

“Jesus H. Christ, okay. Okay. He’s… at my place. Just, follow me, I guess.”

#steddie #ficlet #established relationship #friendship #Eddie has FRIENDS damnit #he's popular in his own way #friendship is important they wouldn't let it go #the CC boys would burn shit down to find him

[plcgpensandoenti]

Hoy tenemos que hablar, porque de mi rareza y mi frialdad, cómo decirte que siento celos de tu ex y eso que no la conozco, simplemente porque un día borracho agarraste y te pusiste la pulsera con sus iniciales, cómo decirte que me siento triste porque tú no dejas tu celular cuando tenemos citas, como decirte que me hace daño sentir que para ti todo es perfecto y yo ahí con mis inseguridades...

#amore triste #texto de amor #amor no correspondido #i love you #original character #procreate #me siento triste #stray kids #aesthetic #te amo #i love it #i love yoo #chica triste #dias tristes #frases tristes #tristeza #corazón triste #noches tristes #tengo miedo #letras tristes #mi amor #amor #escritos de amor #frases de amor #citas de amor #poemas de amor

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: killer

》 you guys im so sorry it took so long for me to post this,, ive been so busy

♡ liked by killerrr, theroronoa.zoro and 5.8k others

_ynln: my man is so fine, almost had to gatekeep this photo 😣😣

tagged: killerrr

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STOP SENDING THIS PHOTO IN OUR GC WE GET IT

↳ _ynln: ill stay bragging about my hot asf boyfie 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤞🤞

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: OUR man ☝️

↳ _ynln: KID GET OUT OF MY COMMENTS OMFG

↳ wirewirewire: competition for killer is mad 😭😭

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: it's not a competition, i'm winning 🔥🔥

↳ _ynln: im reporting ur acc

theroronoa.zoro: @killerrr YOO lets hit up the gym sometime together

↳ killerrr: for sure bro

↳ hey_its_heat: at this rate, yn is fighting off the whole world hitting up killer 💀

↳ _ynln: STOPP FRR,, its fine im his no.1️⃣

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: the delusion is crazy 🥱🥱

↳ wirewirewire: ^

↳ hey_its_heat: ^

↳ _ynln: @killerrr address these allegations!!

♡ liked by nicorobin, _ynln and 2.5k others

killerrr: my no.1️⃣ (addressing the allegations)

my girl is so fine, almost had to gatekeep these photos ❤️

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: stop this rn or else im gonna have to kiss u 😣🫵

↳ _ynln: killer i love you <3 (liked by killerrr)

↳ killerrr: do it

↳ _ynln: AHHHGGHHH SCREAMING CRYING ‼️‼️

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: keep this sappy shit OFF my timeline

↳ _ynln: mad u stay single 🥱

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: okay little miss delusional 🤣

↳ _ynln: okay little miss(ing) one arm 🤣

↳ wirewirewire: NO FUCKING WAYBVDWUHIUB 💀

↳ hey_its_heat: that clapback was insane 😭😭

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: pls put a trigger warning on this!

↳ _ynln: piss off

hawkinsthemagician444: The cards are telling me your girl is fine.

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: wtaf that was some jeepers creepers shit (liked by _ynln)

↳ killerrr: fuck off (liked by CAPTAIN.KIIIID)

nicorobin: you look gorgeous @_ynln!

↳ _ynln: ROBIN OMMGGG UR MAKING ME KICK MY FEET AND TWIRL MY HAIR EEEE (liked by nicorobin)

♡ liked by trafalgar_d.law, p1rateking_luffy and 6.1k others

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: betting 100,000 berries that she doesn't notice till she sees this post 🔥

tagged: killerrr

trafalgar_d.law: you guys are an actual menace

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU'RE NEXT TRAFALGAR

_ynln: WTAF I TRY TO MAKE PASTA FOR U GUYS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET??

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: skill issue 😪😪

↳ _ynln: KILLER WTAF I THOUGHT U WERE PATTING ME ON THE BACK CAUSE I WAS DOING WELL

↳ killerrr: i love u but ngl it was funny asf

↳ _ynln: 😐😐

p1rateking_luffy: LOOKS SO GOOD @blackleg.sanji MAKE THIS TODAY IM HUNGRY 😋😋 (liked by _ynln)

lovenami: win rate 100% (liked by CAPTAIN.KIIIID)

↳ lovenami: @_ynln lets hang out more!

↳ _ynln: NO WAY YOU'RE EXPLOITING ME NAMI 🤨🤨

♡ liked by killerrr, CAPTAIN.KIIIID and 27 others

priv.ynn: i love u so much, happy one year kill <3

killerrr: i love you too my love ❤️❤️

↳ _ynln: stop ur making me blush IQUFWJGVIVWFOF

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: bro yn u looking hella goof in the second photo

↳ priv.ynn: clown ahhh

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: goofy ahhh

↳ killerrr: stop arguing all the time ahhh

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: yall better get married or else i suffered for a whole year for NOTHING (liked by killerrr)

lovenami: CUTEST COUPLE!!!!!!!!! (liked by priv.ynn, killerrr)

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece imagine #luffy x reader #zoro x reader #smau #kid x reader #one piece x you #one piece fluff #one piece scenario #killer x reader #kid pirates #eustass x reader #trafalgar d law x reader #law x reader #killer one piece #massacre soldier killer #basil hawkins #hawkins x reader

[its-your-mind]

ORV as textposts 38/???

[Photo ID - 8 images from the ORV manhwa with a Tumblr post or tweet pasted on them. The first image shows Yoo Joonghyuk glancing at Kim Dokja.

The back of Kim Dokja's head makes up the foreground. The text post is by Tumblr user warframe and reads, "bro youre so fucking annoying keep this up and ill kiss you on the lips"

The second image is a close-up of Han Sooyoung.

The text post is by Tumblr user gayarsonist and reads, "yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess"

The third image shows Shin Yoosung and Lee Gilyoung talking to each other. Shin Yoosung has sparkles around her while Lee Gilyoung looks at her with a distressed expression. Kim Dokja is to the left foreground with a tweet pasted upon him. It reads,

"told my kids they were allowed to hit each other once per day so they should really think it through and not waste their one hit and now they're calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other (but the actual hitting has stopped, I'm a genius)"

The fourth image shows Kim Dokja hiding behind a rock while Yoo Joonghyuk looks toward lighting with his sword out and a surprised look on his face. The textpost is by Tumblr user kurgy and reads, "what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck"

The fifth image shows Yoo Joonghyuk seemingly mid-fight with an intense look on his face. The textpost is by Tumblr user librarycard and reads,

"actually god is weird about me"

The sixth image is a close-up of Kim Dokja smiling menacingly. The tweet is by Twitter user trifixn and reads, "' Aw you remembered " of course I did I'm a manipulator"

The seventh image is a close-up of Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk's faces divided by sheets of paper.

The textpost is by Tumblr user crossingxheart and reads, "'' can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative."

The eighth image shows Kim Dokja with an extremely surprised appearance with FX that reads,

"Flinch" in all caps. The textpost is by Tumblr user vnting and reads, "what the fuck is intimacy? how does that work? letting.... people be close to you? what the fuck is int" /End ID]

ID by @incorrect-web-novels tysm!!! 💙

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #omniscient reader webtoon #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #shin yoosung #lee gilyoung #dokhyuk

[slxtslovebambi]

𝙒𝙚𝙩 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙯 💦 💭

Eren Yeager x Fem!reader | MDNI

Mentions of: Armin, Jean and Connie.

Synopsis: based of : Wet Dreamz by J. Cole.

[ Eren basically is a loner without any game. He finds himself crushing over the popular girl that sits next to him in his math class and keeps passing him cute letters and notes, praying that she’ll be the one that’s going to take his virginity!]

Warnings: Fem!reader, mentions of sex, Eren being head over heels for you, mentions of virginity loss, cuss words etc.

Wc: 2k+

Eren has always been a laid back kid.

He likes video games, smoking and staying out of drama.

Of course he like girls and stuff like that too, it’s just that he never really went out of his way to try and talk to them. The girls at his college are mostly not interested in him anyways since he’s kinda a loner and he’s not interested in changing anything about that…

At least that’s what he thought until he first met you. He could never forget the day you walked into his math class and sat down next to him, with a warm smile on your face and a cherry lollipop between your plump lips. He immediately noticed your pretty face and the way you smell.

He found himself so fascinated with the way your hair looked that whenever he was watching porn late at night by himself in his college dorm, he specifically looked for girls with a similar hair type. He loved talking to you just to hear your soft voice and cute giggles, but after your professor expressed multiple times that he doesn’t want you guys to distract the other students, you had to switch to exchanging small letters and notes.

At this point Eren has a whole little box full of notes that you wrote him since the beginning of the year.

Everything started off so innocent until you started flirting with him, trying to make him blush and get a reaction out of him, like the virgin whore that he was. Attending classes felt like a reward now, since he gets to spend time with you on a daily basis.

You often catch him starring at you, but you never thought much about it.

If only you knew that secretly he was wondering if you’d be able to make him nut the same way it feels like when he does it himself to your photos.

You’re not the it girl at campus but you are popular for sure. You’ve always been pretty confident, not taking shit from people and making sure that everybody knew not to play around with you. He’s truly fascinated by you and he finds himself quickly developing feelings for you.

Even his friends noticed his behavior change. Since he met you he’s daydreaming a lot more, mostly about the way that your thighs would make a perfect pillow or the cute pout you have on your lips when you don’t understand something and you have to ask him for help.

"Bruh what the fuck? Yoo Eren? Earth to Eren?"

Connie waves his hand in front of Eren's face to catch his attention.

"Huh?" Eren responds, snapping out of his hypnotic state.

"We’re asking if you’re coming to the party on Saturday?" Connie asks curiously.

"Nah I’m busy this weekend, sorry guys." He mutters quietly in response.

"What do you mean you’re busy? You never miss a party!" Jean looks at him shocked.

"Y/n is coming over this weekend, that’s why he’s acting that way." Armin reveals his best friends secret with a smirk on his face.

"He even told me I’m not allowed to come home till Sunday." He continues.

"Wait, wait, WAIT! Y/n L/n? Bro you better forget about her." Connie looks at Eren like he’s insane.

"What? Why?" Eren looks up to his friend, suddenly all ears again.

"She’s like wayyy out of your league, there’s no way she’d let you try anything with her!" Jean shakes his head, trying to prepare his friend for a heart break.

"Who said I wanna 'try anything’?" Eren starts getting annoyed. He knows all of those things but that’s not gonna stop him from dreaming night and day about your pretty lips warped around his dick, crying and gagging for him with that seducing look on your face that you always give him.

"Ohh right, I forgot our boy is still a virgin. Don’t worry, you’re not less of a man!"

Jean ruffles through Eren's hair.

"I never said I was?!" Eren looks offended over at his friend.

"Yeah but you thought it." Connie laughs.

"I hate you guys." He just rolls his eyes… but what if they are right?

Did he ever have a real chance with you?

And do you even like him?

—

Friday was like any other day…

at least that’s what Eren expected when he sat down next to you like usually.

You immediately noticed that something was off. He seemed so cold and distant and even after you asked him "did I do something wrong?", with a cute pout on your face, he only responded with a "nah don’t worry." before turning his head away from you again. The truth is that Eren was just scared. Hurt and scared to be specific.

What if Jean and Connie were right, and he’s just your way of passing time during your boring lectures.

He always felt a little delusional for thinking there could be something going on between you guys, but the conversation he had with his friends yesterday just made things worse.

Eren basically ignored you for almost the entire lecture, thinking about thousands of reasons why you could think that he’s not good enough for you.

He always had his fair share of insecurities, but he still hoped you’d like him regardless.

However all of his worries got dismissed after he opened the letter you passed him when nobody was looking.

'𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆?'

It said, written perfectly in your handwriting.

You smile at him innocently before tapping the end of your pencil against your bottom lip.

There’s no way you would write something like that if you weren’t interested in him… right?…

You’re so cruel for playing around with him like that. At this point it doesn’t even matter anymore if all of this is a joke or game to you, Eren is willing to risk it all.

If he ever had the glimpse of a chance with you, then now is the time to make use of it and shoot his shot. He’s definitely going to keep the note and brag about it to his friends though, simply to prove them that he’s not some virgin loser and that he knows how to talk to girls, even if he doesn’t do it a lot.

He smiles softly to himself before ripping out a piece of paper from his notebook and scribbling something on it.

He hands it to you while giving you a cocky attitude. '𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘹 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦' You read on it. '𝑶𝒉 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚?' you write back with a sly smirk on your lips.

'𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯… 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰'

If having wet dreams about you would count, he’d definitely be considered a pro… so it’s not that much of a lie is it?

'𝒐𝒉 𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒐? 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘' You giggle in amusement before you give him the small note.

~That girl is going to be the death of me ~

Eren thinks to himself as he noticed the bugle in his pants. Luckily none of his friends were here, seeing him embarrassed at the fact that he is fully bricked up, because of you just writing on a stupid piece of paper.

'𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯' he writes back, trying to keep his cool to impress you.

Deep down he knew he’s scared to death right now, even if he doesn’t want to admit it…

—

"You’re still here? Get the fuck out Armin, Y/n's gonna be here in like one hour and I still need to…get ready!" Eren bursts into Armin’s room after hearing him talk on the phone.

He never wanted to impress a girl so bad in his life.

"Shut up Eren I’m talking to my mom!"

Armin puts his phone on silent as he tries to make Eren leave by pushing him away with one hand.

"Fuck no, don’t ruin this for me! You need to leave."

Armin unmutes his phone before he sighs and starts speaking again.

"Wait mom, I- I’m gonna call you back. Yes I promise I won’t drink much. Okay, yeah love you too, bye." He hangs up. "what the hell is wrong with you man?!" he glares at Eren. "Did you already pack your things?" Eren continues bugging him.

"Yes I did, now stop rushing me or I’ll tell Jean and Connie that you practiced how to put on condoms last night!" Armin threatens him, remembering the painfully awkward encounter he had with his best friend.

"Okay okay but you have to leave now, please Armin." Eren nearly begs. This is one of the most important days in his life, there’s no way he going to let anybody fuck this up.

"Fine, I was about to leave anyways." Armin sighs while rolling his eyes as he takes his backpack from his bed and puts it on before grabbing his keys from his nightstand. "Thank you man I love you!" Eren says relived, following Armin to the door.

"Yeah whatever." Armin says before walking out of the door and closing it behind him.

—

The entire hour that Eren had left, he spent by lighting up scented candles around the house and praying that he won’t mess up, not tonight.

It can’t be that hard right? He watched enough porn to know the basics, he just hopes that you won’t notice it’s his first time.

The moment the doorbell rang he almost had a stroke…. However it was nothing compared to the way his heart was beating fast when you sat down beside him on his bed after he lead you in his room.

Fake it till you make it right? That’s what Eren thought when he started kissing you, pretending that his last kiss wasn’t in middle school. Getting hard on time was much easier than he thought it would be.

He felt his heart skip a beat when your warm hand slides under his shirt as you start trailing your fingers over his abs. Your skin is so unbelievably soft, it feels like heaven. You make him take off his shirt and play with the buckle of his belt before he pulls your face closer by your chin, only leaving inches between you.

"You’re so fucking pretty." He mutters under his breath while inspecting your face.

He always wanted to have you to himself, and seeing you like this, so desperately craving his touch just drives him crazy.

Usually he feels like you hold this power over him, but you whispering quietly in his ear "I want you so bad." was a major ego boost to him.

He can’t believe that his friends almost had him convinced that he wasn’t good enough for you… ridiculous.

He takes off your dress and removes your underwear, as he watches your nipples get hard at the cool air, with a smirk on his face, before he takes out a condom from his pocket.

It’s now or never.

He gets rid of his pants and puts on the elastic rubber just like he practiced the night before.

Now that he’s so close to losing his virginity, realization hits him, killing the adrenaline that just rushed through his veins.

He feels the palms of his hands getting sweaty and his breath quicken as he tries to keep himself from panicking to much.

He takes a deep breath and moves his hardened member to your entrance before you flinch and stop him right when he’s about to put it in.

"What’s wrong?" He asked confused.

Did you notice that he’s completely inexperienced? This is so embarrassing, he should have just told you the truth when he had the chance to.

"I need to tell you something…" you shyly look up to him. "Did… Did I do something wrong?" Eren says, worried that he’s making you feel uncomfortable.

"No it’s just,… please be gentle okay?" You try to avoid eye contact before continuing.

"Don’t laugh at me but… I-I never did this before."

Eren chuckles lightly to himself.

"I’ll try to keep it down for ya."

This is going to be so much more fun than he thought it would be.

Hope you enjoyed it, I refuse to believe that there’s people out there that don’t know the song, but if you don’t I can only recommend listening to it! 🧎🏾‍♀️

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"Can You Buy Me Supplies?"

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Crack Dialogue

Summary: How the OP characters react to you asking them to purchase you sanitary items for your menstruation period. One sentence dialogue.

Robin, Franky, Chopper, Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Nami, Usopp, Brook, Kid, Killer, Law, Mihawk, Crocodile, Buggy, Shanks, Beckman, Doflamingo, Corazon.

Notes: this goes out to my afab!readers who experience menstruation. Little HC on how I think they'd react to your request. Enjoy!

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Reaching for your Den-Den Mushi shell, you punch the buttons on the back of the receiver to relay your request.

You: "Hey, would you mind if you could get some things for me while you're out? I've just started my period, and I'm out of supplies."

Robin: "Already did, love. I'll also purchase some comfort foods for Sanji to cook for you to get you through it. We'll be back soon!"

Franky: "Super! Absolutely, I can! Did you want anything else while I'm out?"

Chopper: "Sure! I'm also getting flavoured pain relief for you, sugar makes it go down easier. And a bubble boba-tea. You want milky or fruity?"

Zoro: "Didn't you get your period last month? Didn't we get enough of the stuff last time?"

Sanji: "I have prepared soup, a heated blanket, a special sitting space to read by yourself, and I'll pick you up whatever you need. Let me take care of you, my sweet."

Luffy: "Supplies for a period? Like meat? Like a meat period? A period where we're only eating meat?"

Nami: "Hey, we're in sync! I am keen on a night in. Wanna share snacks, books and be in our pajamas for the rest of the day when we get back?"

Usopp: "I think I can do that? It's not intimidating, and I'm not scared at all. But just in case you think I am, would you mind telling me exactly what you need so I don't get it wrong?"

Brook: "Yoo ho ho ho hoo. Absolutely I will."

Eustass Kid: "What size pussy ya got?"

Killer: "Do you want one of each of the sizes? Is there a preference to what type you want? Gotta help me out a bit, here."

Law: "Did you check my office steel cupboard? I've got the back ups in there. Are they the right size, or do you have a preference for a different style? Actually, while you're there, would you mind telling me if we're out of gauze strips and bandages? Do we have enough pain relief?"

Mihawk: "Check the drawer beneath the sink in your ensuite. I resupplied last week in preparation for your upcoming cycle. I also bought wine and dark chocolate. They're in the kitchen if you need them."

Sir Crocodile: "I'll send for some for you. While we wait: would you prefer if I embrace you to give you some body heat for comfort, or leave you alone to grit through the pain?"

Buggy: "Fuck yes, not preggo! Yesssss! Okay, I'm heading out. You want the usual, or do you want me to get you a different style? You know, shake it up for a change? Wanna try one of them cups that keep it all up in there? Hah, would a party popper work?"

Shanks: does not pick up the shell, and shows up the following week as if nothing happened. Beckman, however, sends you a care package with usual supplies with an apology on behalf of his captain's lack of care.

Beckman: "Just the usual, or do you want a weighted heating sack too? I can also pick you up some new pajamas and comfortable socks from the tailor beside the store. Tell me what you need."

Doflamingo: "No. Suffer."

Corazon: does not speak and taps the speaker end of the shell in alphabetised code "You. Want. Tampons. Or. Pads. ?. Can. Also. Get. Pain. Relief. Medication. .. What. Do. You. Need. ?. Do. You. Want. Chocolate. Or. Red. Meat. ?."

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