#you are RIGHT I am the captain

[thebahwrites]

Hello captain!

Here, this is for you!

🌹🌹

I FORGOT TO COME BACK HERE AND RESPOND THESE THINGS BUT YOU GET THE LAST ONE 💖💖💖 and for my delay, have a long one.

“Yeah I am.” He’s already located the thing, a tasteful piece of worked glass and blinks at Hangman’s voice. Suddenly aware of his own words, Rooster turns around, holding the ashtray and slowly walking back. Their eyes meet again and despite everything, for the first time in days it seemed, Jake’s soft smile reached his eyes. “You’re one of my lucky stars, Bradshaw, I am so very lucky.”

#bah answers #wip game #sereshaw #also captain 😭😭😭 #yes I like that #it gives me a power trip #you are RIGHT I am the captain #y'all my kids #my skippers #also this is about an ashtray #i just realized it might sound dirty??? #it ain't

[dkettchen]

#one piece #live action one piece #netflix one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #meme redraw #will I ever be over buff sanji? doubtful #also just like- canon-wise #zoro is visibly like weight lifting in the anime to be buff #I have not seen sanji exercise like ever #the only time he's done physical exercise outside of fighting was the two years of running during time skip #and running ain't get ya captain america upper body muscles #you coulda got a gymnist or smth at least like holy heck guys #also pls enjoy my first attempt at live action zoro I still don't think the face looks quite right smh #I am still in love with his freckles tho

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Would the Doomguy survive castle dracula? (I should specify, I mean the Doomguy not the Doomslayer. They are the same person technically, but at different points in time, and the early Doom continuity is very different from the modern one. Doomslayer has the whole demigod thing going on and is in the 2016 game and eternal, Doomguy is from Dooms 1, 2, Final, and 64. So basically, he's an ordinary man, albeit a very strong man, who is proficient with a variety of firearms, has been to Hell 3-5 times, and keeps getting kicked out for killing to many demons. Also, his great-grandpa beat the angel of death in a fight once, if that counts for anything)

So you'd think so, right? But consider, Castle Dracula play's on Doomguy's greatest weakness:

KEYS.

Castle Dracula is composed of doors, doors, doors, all of them locked. Doomguy needs a blue key. He has a red key. He makes it through the 'not technically locked' door into the secret area and finds... a yellow key. (Does Doomguy sleep? I don't think he sleeps so he leaves the ladies wing again when he discovers it contains no grenade launchers). IF he makes it down to the ruined chapel to loot Dracula's "corpse" the best he can find is a green key. None of the doors have green locks. He's in his own personal hell and he's been to actual Hell.

Now it's tempting to say that Doomguy's whole job is to blast fiends back to the pit with extreme prejudice. But coming in to Castle Dracula guns a-blazing isn't usually a winning strategy, especially when all you start with is your sidearm. Dracula is not considerate enough to leave boxes of chainsaws or BFGs or the things that turns enemies into chickens just sitting around his Castle. This isn't some fully equipped Martian military base that just happened to open a portal to Hell, this is Dracula's home, and he's prepared for his visitor extensively. Who do you think left all those frustratingly mismatched keys lying around?

Now the real question is: can Castle Dracula run Doom? And I suppose that depends on how heavily Dracula has invested in the new Nintendo trading card company, or perhaps the computing power of three Girlies worth of organized dust motes...

In conclusion, Doomguy can not survive Castle Dracula

#Doom #Doomguy #thank you so much for the explanations by the way I otherwise would have assumed Doomguy was some obscure comic book or anime character #but no he's the guy from Doom #got it #(I am aware it's right there in the name but Dr Doom is not from Doom and Captain Marvel is a DC character so...) #video game protags #soldiers and warriors

[brewed-pangolin]

*steps on stage*

*taps mic*

"Happy International Women's Day. I want to peg Captain MacTavish."

I'm going out tonight, but perhaps I'll try to whip something up later on when I get back

#international women's day #soap squad™️ #soap prez out #the brainrot of Captain MacTavish #this is how you make this man whimper #is this a deadpool reference? #damn right it is #captain soap mactavish #captain mactavish #og soap #09 soap #call of duty #cod #i wanted to do the gradient text but i am le dumb #someone help a non techy sister out here #please

[gwendyworm]

BOO ME ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW I AM NOT WRONG.

#i’m sorry i truly am #but you know i’m right. #as much as i adore tony and peter slash srs #BOO ME ALL YOU WANT #captain marvel #ms marvel #carol danvers #kamala khan #marvel #peter parker #tony stark #kate bishop #clint barton #america chavez #stephen strange #hawkeye #iron man #spider man #doctor strange #GWEN SPEAKS!!!!

[bougiebutchbinch]

"I'm not surprised; I'm just disappointed"

- all of us @ the OFMD writers right now

#Ofmd #ed teach #Stede Bonnet #Izzy Hands #Our Flag Means Death #OFMD critical #Izcourse #Blackbonnet #Blackhands #Stizzy #Steddyhands #We could've had it aaaallllll but nope they went for THE most overdone boring old trope of #'redemption arc = death' #I had such high hopes for the writing on this show but.... Honestly just the whole finale was kinda meh #The pacing was everywhere #Ed and Stede's reunion was so rushed #All that satisfied me was Auntie and Zheng #And Pete and Lucius getting married #Tho IZZY should have lived and officiated as the new captain #I am right and you all know it

[manicrouge]

John Price and your hobbies

[𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝]: 823

I can imagine that Price is one of those people who just embrace everything that you love- why? Because he loves you of course! He loves to see you happy and he knows well that embracing your interests is the easiest way to your heart; all you have ever wanted is someone who likes what you do and he makes it his mission to fulfil that desire.

You're trying out a new recipe while baking sweets? Best believe he will be there helping you taste test every single flavour you make, and when you ask for his honesty, he will give you it. But he will say so softly, he won't try and ruin what you've made, not at all!

Think that needs a little more sugar, love.

Or, when you take up the hobby of writing, he will sit there in the living room, reading quietly while you're curled next to him with your head resting on his lap with your laptop open on the draft you printed just for him to read. And he will read it; he knows how much work you've been putting into what you're writing and he has a genuine admiration for anything you put your mind to. He thinks you're one of the smartest people he has ever met!

I don't know if it's good enough.

Seems pretty fuckin' good to me, sweetheart. My pretty talented girl, eh?

And when he's out on missions, he keeps drafts of what you've written on him for whenever he gets a moment of rest. Being unable to have contact with you for a while is brutal, though, he knows you're always with him in the words you have poured your heart into. You live through your art and your art lives through the articulation of you.

Not to mention when you decide to open a small business, nothing big, to sell art prints and stickers of your drawings... oh my goodness, this man cannot get enough of your creativity. To see you making art so freely and producing it for him to keep is a blessing. You make a new sticker? He'd buy you out of stock just to see you smile (also for his equipment back at the base... he's comfortable enough to rock your dainty flower stickers on the hilt of his knifes).

The fuck is that, Cap'n?

My girl made it, you want one for your throwin' knife?

And when you take up gaming with some of your friends, he'll sit on the sofa, sometimes having you sitting on his lap as you sit with a headset on your head, looking at the TV. It's some shooting game they persuaded you to try, and he sits with an amused look on his face, watching you kill the enemy, the occasional scoff or squeal of frustration escaping you when you get shot.

And when it comes to gun customisation on the game?

He has got you covered!!

Wouldn't it just be better if you could put a suppressor on a shotgun though... like, imagine how effective that would be.

You're overly passionate about this, love.

Yeah, well, you are underly passionate about this and this is something you do for work.

You will have the best gun in the game, and you'll sit with him even when your friends aren't online, listening to him giving you orders while playing- in true Captain fashion, of course. And, he even goes as far as buying an extra controller so he can play the game with you (also to beat you; the pair of you have a competitive streak and he isn't beyond using his expertise to frustrate you).

His heart especially melts when you seek interest in his hobbies and what he likes to do during his time off work. Even if you're not fond of his music, while he's away, you will walk around the house while cleaning with Led Zeppelin and Slipknot at full blast.

You been listenin' to my playlist while I've been gone?

Might've; I want more recommendations.

His eyes light up whenever he hears you humming a familiar tune whenever you're cooking or writing- doing anything, and he'll take a moment to just stand there and observe you with a smile on his face.

And you also both have an agreement with one another that, when he's away, you can with the TV shows the pair of you started together, although, you never do. If you ever want to, you'd rather watch the last episode the pair of you watch over and over again before ever thinking of committing such a crime.

It's the small things in your relationship, even living in the absence of one another that make everything so special, and the intimacy of something as little as interest is the one thing that has the pair of you falling head over heels for all each other over and over again <3

𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

#cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #john price x reader #john price x you #i am blushing so hard right now and i wrote it #someone find me this man immediately #captain john price #captain price #john price #price cod

[ex0rin]

Drop the shield Cap, get on your knees

#brock rumlow #frank grillo #steve rogers #chris evans #captain america: the winter soldier #ca:tws #cara gifs #if you think i made this set entirely because of rumlow kicking out cap's knee in the first gif and shouting down then you are right #i am totally fine and normal about it #happy 2023 here's some #shieldbones #i like it best when it looks like steve is about to cry #rumlow tag #cap a tag

[sagechan]

Hondo: "But that boy has spirit. He reminds me of a time when there was still something you could believe in."

Ketsu: "The Jedi."

Rex: "We followed them into battle many times."

Gregor: "Well how about one more time?"

Hera: "So you're in?"

Hondo: "Hera, for that boy, there is nothing I would not do."

EZRA BRIDGER BEST BOY WHOM EVERYONE LOVES SO MUCH

#ezra bridger #hondo ohnaka #hera syndulla #captain rex #star wars rebels #star wars #I cannot explain to you the feelings I am feeling right now #'this isn't for the Rebellion. this is for Ezra' COME ONNN MAN 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[spaceratprodigy]

hmmm....god you make me feel alive for max & faith for the prompt game ehehehe (or would it be...law you make me feel alive...ehehe) 🤍

@hibernationsuit — [ intimacy prompts ]

Productive night at the Hermit's Lodge 🥴

pose reference

#FIRST👏 KISS👏 FIRST👏 KISS👏 #I love u scylla arc I love u reciprocation and reconciliation arc #I love u dork ass losers wizard high out of ur minds on a deadly concoction of illegal space drugs #unable to stop telling each other how sorry you are and how much you love each other #they are.. so precious to me.... #my art #oc x canon #faith and max #the outer worlds #captain of the unreliable #vicar max #maximillian desoto #EDIT: I realized she was NOT supposed to be wearing her locket in this piece bc they are on ✨ scylla ✨ #and he hasn't given it ✨ back ✨ to her yet #lore bits u know how it is iykyk #anyway if u saw the first version no u didn't #that's why we work smartly with our files and layers babes #never trust your 4 AM brain when your awake brain was right the first time ✌️😔

[wolfsbanesparks]

Hey y'all!

Chapter 15 of Pretty Little Thing is up! I was going to post this one yesterday but ao3 was acting up so I decided to post today instead!

This week: Clark and J'onn interview the mysterious blonde while Barry and Hal dig into the forensic evidence!

#ask me whatever you want y'all #shazam #billy batson #dc captain marvel #clark kent #j'onn j'onzz #hal jordan #barry allen #writing updates #my writing #pretty little thing #i'm having too much fun lining things up right now #you have no idea how excited i am to get to the next part of the investigation

[itsalwaysforyou]

jay not asking coach about letting lonnie onto the team bc he doesn’t want to do anything coach might disagree with…….

#‘coach trusts me…’ like what if i cried #man i wish they made more of a thing of jay being TEAM CAPTAIN #<- i’ve made a post before abt how easily he gives it up & jay not liking positions of power etc etc #but i do think he treats the role like it could be taken away at any moment #coach TRUSTS him. holy shit coach trusts him #the first positive adult figure in his life trusts him to take care of the team #train them and critique them and lead them to victory #and coach probably wouldn’t have cared abt lonnie being on the team #but jay is sooooo hesitant to ask #coming from the ‘if you want it take it and if you can’t take it break it’ guy #like this is the one thing he doesn’t want to risk breaking……. #and then obviously he gives it up!!!!! #he gives up the thing coach TRUSTED HIM WITH bc it was the only way to let lonnie on the team #& mr ‘my only dislike is women being unhappy’ was like I CANNOT REST UNTIL LONNIE IS ON THE TEAM #it’s suchhhhh a sweet gesture not only from a hashtag feminism standpoint #but also character wise for jay #like this precious thing that coach has trusted him with but didn’t really want that much anyway….. #it’s going to mean more to lonnie if she had it. even though it means everything to jay #oh it makes me crazy #damn my mum was right. i think too deeply about things #im like i analyse things a normal amount and then i’m writing essays about 1 line from descendants 2 #I AM UNWELL #anyway. jesus christ #descendants #jay son of jafar #EDIT i’m not finished actually #do you think jay fears the repercussions? what would happen if he went against coach’s word? #bc sure. he knows coach is nice. he knows auradon isn’t like the isle #but. ‘you don’t want to be at my house at dinner time’……. #he is still scared of his dad. you know. he can never get the lamp he can never do anything right

[kindfrog]

savvy

close up

#captain jack sparrow #pirates of the caribbean #fanart #I honestly could not tell you what inspired me but I was hit with a wave of if I do not draw this character rn I am going to explode #I’ve never drawn him before and I cold not get his face right for the life of me #I imagined this as though he had recently just pillaged some treasure and is taking a moment to feel bonita

[beesgav]

feeling like I owe some kind of fanart contribution coupled with an absolute lack of inspiration/ideas can wind up having some, uh. weird results.

#captain harlock #space pirate captain harlock #spch #harlock #tochiro oyama #emeraldas #digital #art #sketchbook #yes of course im posting this who do you think i am #ive also nearly completely given up on getting harlock's face right

[toshidou]

I need Captain John Price, Joe "Bear" Graves, and Barry Sloane to all reject me so I can move on.

#that's right #all three of those motherfuckers #i canNOT GET A MOMENT OF PEACE #NOT A SLIVER OF RESPITE #FOR THIS MAN AND HIS MANY VARIENTS LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FUCKIN FREE #IN THIS GODDAMN ECONOMY #THERE'S A COST OF LIVING CRISIS HAPPENING BARRY #I CANNOT AFFORD TO HOUSE YOU FOR FREE AND YET #. #i am very Okay #So Fine #. but #if i get one more barry sloane or price tiktok on my fyp i am going to simply have to go Apeshit #barry sloane #captain john price #joe graves #john price

[max-nolastname]

black sails characters and the dnd classes they would be:

flint: fighter/sorcerer (draconic bloodline) with high wisdom and charisma. able to pass as human in "civilized" society, but has latent magical powers from an ancient dragon ancestor that manifests in the strangest things...eyes that see through the dark...summoning storms...enchanting the minds of others to do his bidding...

madi: paladin with an oath of devotion, but she doesn't answer to a higher power, or a crown or some nebulous greater good. she answers to a chorus of voices...multitudes...of men, women and children bound by chains across the world....she is devoted to them she answers to them

anne: barbarian. when she channels her rage into fights, she deals serious critical damage to her ops. able to take an insane amount of damage to protect the ones she loves and still be up standing and fighting.

jack: bard (college of valor), through and through. hoards the stories of legendary pirates. obsessed with putting himself up there among the greats. loves to Perform. silvery barbs. iykyk

max: mastermind rogue. the tenants of a rogue is to evade and hide, remain unseen, gather information on enemies and allies in order to figure out how they tick and exploit their weaknesses. she is not fighting on the frontlines she is the shadows she is in the walls of your house waiting to strike

charles: human fighter

billy: human fighter

silver: an npc with no special powers or talents or backstory, his name randomly generated using an NPC fantasy name table. He was created by the DM for no other purpose than to bring the party together and deliver the Inciting Incident/Call to Adventure in the form of a complicated treasure map. quite literally sidelined (see: shackled to a chair) in the first couple sessions, and is only brought back by the DM to add mischief and complications to the plot. but there is something so charming and endearing about this npc that the party can't help but have him tag along on their adventures. John Silver soon becomes integral to the campaign because the player characters want him to be. John Silver the NPC is a reflection of what different players want him to be. He is a trusted partner, co-conspirator, love interest, damsel in distress...a Pirate King to inspire their allies and strike fear in the hearts of their enemies. He is fleshed out and made real by the real human players around him. The players are extremely fearful of john silver dying, but what they don't know is that the DM has no plans on killing off John Silver! The DM has already written john silver into the finale of the campaign, and the story doesn't work without him, so.....

Ty @bloodyentrails for letting me bounce ideas off u

#fun fact: flint is currently the big bad evil guy for my longterm dnd campaign right now (hint: he's not the bbeg) #someone please ask me how im adapting black sails into a dnd campaign i am begging you #if you're a black sails fan you need to get into DMing a black sails pirate campaign because the meta is insane #black sails #dungeons and dragons #captain flint #john silver #max nolastname #anne bonny