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bear-7116 · 3 months
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bro i feel so bad for jumping from one fixation to another bc all my followers have to deal with my instability lmao
like first it was tmnt, then adventure time, then pokémon, then the thief & the cobbler, now zelda like brother you've got to be joking
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jellogram · 1 year
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I posted 9,477 times in 2022
That's 7,497 more posts than 2021!
3,629 posts created (38%)
5,848 posts reblogged (62%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@bebidocrimes
@jellogram
@lesbianralzarek
@annabellioncourt
@sofipitch
I tagged 2,999 of my posts in 2022
#basketball - 125 posts
#horror - 97 posts
#movies - 93 posts
#lgbt - 63 posts
#writing - 61 posts
#music - 40 posts
#art - 34 posts
#horror movies - 32 posts
#youtube - 29 posts
#spotify - 27 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#i remember being shocked the other fourth graders didnt know simon and garfunkel bc i didn't realize they were old i thought they were like
My Top Posts in 2022:
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Jesus Christ Superstar is genuinely emotionally annihilating. It's about fate. It's about the tragedy of being condemned from birth. What if the villain never had a choice, what if he was just as bound by destiny as the hero? What if nobody wanted it to end this way and it still does? What if Jesus never wanted to die? It's about guilt. It's about dread. It's about not realizing what story you're in until it's too late. It's about Jesus singing insanely high rock vocals. It's about Judas in a fringe disco getup. It's everything.
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T-shirt I owned in my dream last night. I wore it to an aquarium.
5,299 notes - Posted October 5, 2022
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"Modern art is just SHAPES and COLORS it takes NO SKILL and it's NOT ART" shut up shut tupt you don't get it. That's the POINT you son of bitch. Look at the fuckign shapes and colors. Enjoy the shapes and colors. How do they make you feel. Use your fucking emotions and brain to engage with art instead of expecting everything you see to perfectly cater to your view of the world. "So if I just smear some paint on a wall, that's automatically art?" YES what is so hard to understand. Art is everywhere and you're just too boring and small minded to notice. This artist has gone to the trouble of perfectly selecting out of the infinite number of colors they could have used and carefully arranged those shapes for you. And you don't like it because it doesn't look like a fucking still life of sum fruits. Fuck you and your miniscule attention span and incapabiltiy to reflect on things. I may be a little drunk but I'm right.
5,554 notes - Posted August 14, 2022
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Did you guys ever see the car that got into an accident with a truck carrying hagfish
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Can you even imagine being this person. Imagine you call your insurance and tell them you got in an accident. They ask what happened and you have to tell them your car got fucking hagfished
15,368 notes - Posted August 5, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I know there's been a lot of talk lately about anti-intellectualism and the lack of movies that have souls etc but please don't forget that we also live in the first time in history where just about anyone can create and publish art online. Watch movies posted to directly to YouTube with a thousand views. Read self-published books. Listen to SoundCloud artists. There's a whole world of low budget content out there made solely for the love of art and even if every industry is a capitalist hellscape there will still be people creating art and how lucky are we that we have access to it
35,226 notes - Posted July 1, 2022
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lotus-pear · 6 months
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happy (very late) halloween!! take skk dressed as my fav detectives 🫶🏼
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angelfoodscake · 2 years
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no recent art posts bc ive been busy and just lazy lol .... also i just got splat3. idk if im entering burn out but we'll see. its near the end of the school term for me so hopefully less assignments and ill have time to do what i want !
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lemonadeslice · 2 years
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hello lgbt community. i have a new favorite movie(s).
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unpretty · 4 months
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one VERY funny thing about mostly not having periods thanks to birth control is that between periods i fully forget what i'm like. i just think of it as something i grew out of. yeah i was pretty bad when i was younger, in terms of being the most insufferable attention-whoring horndog alive. but i grew, and matured. i can't even remember the mindset that led me to act that way, really. 😌 and then on the rare occasion i get my period again it's like. i need someone to fuck me to death right now immediately. this is not a request. i am going to fucking kill you. everyone tell me i'm pretty or i'll set this whole website on fire. i'll sleep when i'm dead and not one minute earlier. i'm quitting my job to go jerk off in the woods professionally.
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pineappical · 1 year
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i make one joke and i immediately run around to draw it
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kairukitsuneo · 4 months
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JAZZ
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Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:
A house is a place with four walls and a floor,
with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.
There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,
and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.
Your house is a mirror of just who you are,
A reflection that tells you to never stray far.
Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).
ohhhh this. i like this...
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bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...
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& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!
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ofswordsandpens · 7 months
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imagine writing this. imagine writing percy increasingly losing himself to his anger and his resentment, sympathizing with Luke, spiraling, being immensely powerful, burning away at his mortality, and not knowing how to deal with any of it. Desperate for help and the one time he breaks down enough to try and get it (Jason) his worst thoughts and perceptions of himself are inadvertently affirmed. He never talks about it to Annabeth. He never talks about it to his mom. Oh but everyone is aware of it. Aware of his anger. Afraid of his anger. Concerned for him and by him. They give each other looks, worried, because they recognize what a danger he could be — to himself, to others, to the gods. But no one says anything, at least not to Percy. No one helps him. No one intervenes. They don't know how to, it seems. (Or maybe they're afraid to). And so they all pretend everything is fine. Percy pretends, bottling it all up inside until the pressure gets too great and that anger boils over and he loses it all over again. He's so desperate for normalcy that he'll take anything, believes in all of the sweet, sugar-spun tales of New Rome and looks away from the rotting underside. He lets himself believe that once he's there the gods will have to leave him alone, because he's done with it all, he's retired (and the gods always keep their promises don't they?).
Imagine writing what is arguably the well-plotted, compelling, and tragic beginnings of a fallen hero arc for percy and none of it being intentional.
RR's penchant for Percy to be explosively angry and scarily powerful, alongside characterizing him as jaded and resentful and desperate, mixed with his refusal to write any in-depth emotional resolution to any time Percy snaps has created an enthralling narrative of a hero just about to fall from grace. and it's all seemingly an accident.
Oh, and another, amazing, unintentional coincidence? if you're taking RR's word that Percy is still 17, that's also the age Luke was when he failed his quest, marking the beginning of his fall as a hero. Like. The narrative parallels are all there. And without any meaning for them to be.
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toxooz · 2 years
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when u live out in the middle of nowhere completely cut off from civilization ready to kill a man with ur bare hands at any moment why not do farm work butt ass nekkid  🤠👨‍🌾
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wyrmapalooza · 3 months
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Benji
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tianhai03 · 8 months
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some leons for practice
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HIII can u do the prompt number 5 for floyd pls :D (romantic)
Also i saw that you eanted ppl to put 2 backup characters and prompts so my backup characters are lilia and leona and my backup prompts are the fairytale scene and the taste of salt :D (also romantic)
Take ur time and ty ! 😍
Tandem Bike; Floyd Leech
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship
Content Warning; Swearing(?), semi-serious mortal peril /hj
Word Count; 650+
Author's Note; I hope you know how to ride a bike, cuz Floyd is no help in the matter! Hope you enjoy!
As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
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“I don’t think this is a good idea, Floyd,” you gulped, looking down the hill.
Floyd laughed behind you on the tandem bicycle, and you could feel the bike reverberate from it. “Ehhh, are ya scared?~” 
You dug your heels into the ground, making sure that the both of you wouldn’t end up going down the hill without knowing where you were going. The last thing you needed was to hit a pothole or a big enough rock and end up getting hurt. “Not scared,” you huffed, “just thinking.”
Floyd rolled his eyes, “We’ll just be up here all day then! Come on, Shrimpy.” He nudged your feet, but you dug your feet in further, cementing the bike into place. Floyd sighed and slumped his head on your shoulder. “You were the one that wanted to ride this thingy, but now you’re gettin’ cold feet about it?”
You took in a deep breath. Yes, it was your idea to take the cute tandem bike you found in the shed out for a spin, but your cycling partner had never ridden a bike before, and you also didn’t want to crash. “Just give me a minute, okay.” You clenched your hands on and off the brakes.
Floyd just looked at you curiously, before a wild smile took over his face. And when you eased up on the brakes again, he pushed you both forward. “Minute’s up!~”
And down the hill you went. Being angry could wait for later, as your main concern was making sure you were both staying upright and avoiding the aforementioned potholes and rocks. Floyd was cackling behind you, helping you steer a bit, but mainly just enjoying the wind wiping up his hair and watering up his eyes. And eventually, you started slowing down, coming to a more manageable pace that didn’t leave your hands clenching for dear life on the handlebars. But once you came to a complete stop you exploded in laughter; a mix of relief that you hadn’t died, of pure joy, and the infectious cackle that was coming from behind you.
“See, Shrimpy! That was fun,” Floyd poked you in the back. 
You got off the bike, legs a bit shaky from the adrenaline. “Yeah, it was a little bit fun.” Wait, I'm supposed to be mad at him! You could never stay mad at him for very long though.
Well, gravity is a thing, a thing that Floyd was not accounting for, and he wasn’t supporting the bike up, so he and the bike tumbled to the ground. And instead of sulking, he just laughed and got right back up.
“Wanna go again?~ This time I’ll steer!” He laughed, and hugged you, squeezing you gently.
You let out a long sigh, decompressing. “No, absolutely not,” you pushed against him slightly so you could put your hands on his shoulders.
Floyd pouted, “You’re no fun ya know.” There was no bite, he was just being pouty since he was planning on making you shriek as you both had no idea where you were going, but downhill, and downhill fast.
You hummed, kissing his cheek to bring him out of the dour mood. “And you’re no fun if you can’t go on little adventures with me. Can’t do that if we crash on that cursed thing,” you pointed your chin at the bike.
Floyd looked briefly at the bike before turning his attention back to you. “Okay, okay, okay, I got the memo, Shrimpy…” He placed a quick kiss and bite on your lips before pulling back with a wink, taking a look at his handy work. 
You could feel the slight sting. His bite wasn’t sharp enough to draw blood, but it was enough to make them puffy. “Are you proud of your handiwork?” 
“Mhm!~” Floyd pressed another kiss to your lips, but this time it was gentle, soothing the stinging sensation.
And you bit his lip back, deciding that you deserved some sweet vengeance.
Floyd pulled back, and the shocked look on his face turned into pure glee and he was doubled over laughing again. “Damn, Shrimpy! I should do that more often!~”
Wait, what?
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Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @identity-theft-101, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii
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enden-k · 1 month
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sleep schedule rumbling repost(or is it reblog?? jeez idk😭) made me think about that sketch where Kaveh squeezed between Alhaitham and wall eheh. this sketch is so funny, i think i even have it saved lol -🍉
reblog on tumblr. repost (i prefer old term retweet bc repost usually means smth else and isnt rlly cool) on twt
eughhhh im so glad twt is more organized and easier for me to find stuff on my acc bc theres no way id find that sketch again here on my blog w tumblrs broken search AHHA
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"normal sleeping behavior in the kavetham househould" and then its this yes
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fatimajpeg · 1 year
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my starfire design 🌟
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