#5 sentences

[galacticgraffiti]

“Where are you going, my love?” the giant man asked.

😌😌😌😌😌😌

👁️👄👁️

"I was just going to get cleaned up," you say, giggling when Halsin pulls you into his chest. His arms wrap around you tightly as he presses a kiss into your hair.

"You're not going anywhere, my heart. If you want to get cleaned up... I can do that for you."

Strong hands flip you over, Halsin kneeling between your legs in the blink of an eye, a hungry look fixed on his face.

"I promise you'll enjoy it much more than a bath."

#he is on my mind always #bg3 #halsin #halsin x reader #halsin x you #5 sentences

[hippolotamus]

🎁🎁

“Ready for today?” Eddie inquires, folding his arms over his chest and leaning against the door jamb.

“Shou’nt I be a’kin-” Chris pauses to spit out his toothpaste. “Shouldn’t I be asking you that?”

Thank you, friend!!!!

For every 🎁 sent to my asks I’ll write 5 sentences and share 1 with you

#hippo answers #statueinthestone #5 sentences #make me write #💙🦛 #hippo writes

[jeremysknoxes]

bro how smart is wylan-

#i can barely memorize 5 sentences and this guy is out here memorizing full pieces of text #how smart is he #six of crows #crooked kingdom #jesper fahey #wesper #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #jesper x wylan #six of crows wylan #wylan hendricks #six of crows jesper #jesper soc #jesper #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #matthias helvar #helnik #nina zenik

[introspectivememories]

too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.

#lewis is unarguably more famous than nico. like i feel like this a fact. and yet every other day nico is in the press saying some crazy shit #about lewis. if i was famous i woulda shut that shit down soo long ago. my ex-bf is in the press talkin bout me constantly??? that feels #like such bad pr and yet!!! lewis has not done anything. why? cause he likes it!!! cause they've never moved on from the 1st moment they #broke each other's hearts. like this is genuinely insane. #im always so nervous to post my thoughts on brocedes cause so many of you were here b4 me and have a better understanding on them #and like being a wrong is like a death sentence to me but still please tell me if i got them completely wrong #i have a lot of thoughts on lewis and his reluctance to talk about nico... most of them being that one quote from emma #if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more #ok obligatory disclaimer: a lot of this is hyperbole. i don't think that they're asking lewis that ? every other month #but there are like at least 5 interviews where he talks about karting like they're his most precious memories #so make of that what you will #and obv i don't know these people but as someone who's brain chemistry has been permanently changed by them #i think i'm allowed to not only project onto them but also make stupid little posts analyzing them #anyway yeah #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes

[anonymouscheeses]

Bonus under cut vvv

Later that same day:

And... I made an Emily redesign too...... *sniff sob /j* it's not final (like all my redesigns) I'm just trying get better at this design stuff and where better to do it except my current fixation ehhh?????

Long Emily design explanation/rant thing ignore it probably but pls dotn im desperate: I wanted to make her more round and soft cuzzz I love those typa designs I'm just a sucker for circle characters. Made her actually black and not fuckin gray cuz its a transformation to look more human and gentle(for me they go between two forms, their true ones that we see the first time we see them snd their human/softer ones if they ever interact with actual humans which... they usually dont.) Not a demon form tfff. In this version I wanted to put Emily in animal inspired features like... the sheep nose, ears, and hooves. Because she and Sera know that humans and about all beings love animals. Birds have sharp features mostly so they don't look as welcoming as they want to seem. I wanted Emily to look sheep likes and pretty much all the seraphim look more sheep like to make Lucifer stand out as the only one who was symbolized as a snake/goat(still don't know if I'll make him goat or make Lillith goat. I'll decide when I get there lmao). Justtt overalll wanted Emily to look more round, welcoming, and cute. I kept the freckles lighter than her skin color(even tho that's SUPER not accurate to what actually black people look like with freckles but whatevr) because it reminded me of fawns and.... sure Emily is a sheep but I still wanted to incorporate other cute animal traits with her cyz y not.

#suggestive #ig??? #tw suggestive #art #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel emily #chaggie #chaggily #two and a half halos #unholy trinity #the chaggilu shipnames arent ass but unholy trinity isnt solely them snd taahh is too long #so ive come up with somrthing new and has nothing rlly in the tag alrady #why that name? because 1. Charlie is pure but is the princess of hell. 2. Vaggie “betrayed” heaven for giving mercy to a child. #3. Emily is still an angel who went against heaven to speak up for the people of hell being exterminated #they are all just soo pure snd deserve the worlldd i swearr.... but to other peoples eyes(atleast soem) they arent good ppl and omgg 😭 #plsss dont sleep on this ship name i came up with it in 5 seconds so i worked soooooooooooooOoo hard on it /sarc #but srsly plssssss use iyttt #rainbowmoth #varlie #royalhalo #charlie x emily #charlie x vaggie #emily x vaggie #THATS THE NAME THATS SUPPSED TO BE BETWEEN THE OTHER SENTENCES BUT IM NOY GONNA REWRITE THEM CUZ IM LAZY #unholy virtue

[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

Bruno gave Abbacchio a notebook for his birthday filled with locations/times/dates for him to replay with moody. Abbacchio didn’t know what to expect but when he replayed them it was literally just the other members of the team embarrassing themselves.

Narancia had a similar birthday gift idea for Abbacchio, but it was a rickroll.

#jjba part 5 #jjba #leone abbacchio #bruno buccellati #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo #bruno bucciarati #headcanons #does this count as bruabba content or #I’ll leave that up to your interpretation #narancia ghirga #Narancia put too much work into rickrolling Abbacchio #like he wrote down exact seconds he should play the replay #Abbacchio wrote down each word he had to replay until the sentence said “’we’re no strangers to love’ and then he quit

[koipalm]

3rd semester AU: Maruki's priest

#AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE #my art #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 spoilers #persona 5 royal spoilers #sumire yoshizawa #goro akechi #takuto maruki #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #joker p5 #im not satisfied with how this came out.... but its done.. #one of these days i will get around to putting a watermark on my art but ive been fine so far #<- hopefully that sentence does not spell out my hubris #maruki's priest au #also keep in mind this is all mock ups... the design especially is not concrete

[taitavva]

the consequences of taking any wayward child with red eyes under your wing ....

(sequel to this + full text under cut)

#akechi is surrounded by people who refuse to speak more than 2 sentences at a time #(ignoring shido: windbag extraordinaire ofc #what is a detective prince supposed to do ??? #i tried copying the tactica art style for the full text #i think he's cute ... #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #procreate #2023 #goro akechi #sae niijima #3 hours #it took me like an hour to type that out tbh #ignore any grammar mistakes i totally proofread that block of text #this is my “he would NOT say that” moment #taitavva sketches

[deadwerewolfgirlfriend]

Supernatural + Why didn't he say it back? He's been saying it back for years. 6.20 The Man Who Knew Too Much, 8.17 Goodbye Stranger, 11.18 Hell's Angel, 15.09 The Trap, 15.18 Despair (companion piece)

Doubles as a present for @thegeekyturtlegirl who wondered about a Dean version.

#spn 5 things series #supernatural #spn #spndaily #spnedit #supernaturaledit #supernaturaldaily #dean winchester #destiel #deancas #destieledit #deancasedit #deanedit #deanwinchesteredit #spn gifs #my edits #sorry for destihelling again #but dean saying cas is literally his way of saying he loves him. platonic romantic obsessed hateful grieving bisexual etc. #*note: not exact quotes - I had to paraphrase long speeches but these are canon dialogue missing a few sentences in between

[hegodamask]

“There is a wound that won’t heal at the centre of the galaxy. There is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow and now it’s here. It’s here, and it’s not visiting anymore.”

ANDOR - Health, disease and the Empire

#Star Wars #Andor #StarWarsEdit #AndorEdit #SWEdit #Major Partagaz #Maarva Andor #Dedra Meero #Lonni Jung #Doctor Rhasiv #gif #edit2 #i feel like there's something missing but couldn't remember any other lines relating to this off the top of my head #anyways #something something about the isb building looking like a hospital #the stress of living a double life under the empire making lonni jung ill #maarva's health rapidly deteriorating after the empire occupies ferrix #syril getting 'clean bill of health' for his cooperation #and a real doctor who can't actually help anyone because a sentence to narkina 5 is really a sentence to death #the empire says it will cure the galaxy when it is actually the sickness itself #and anyone who rebels gets infected

[ketchup-the-kid]

you know he would say that to splinter

#tmnt #donnie #tmnt donnie #donatello #tmnt donatello #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise donnie #2018 donnie #ive got 2 conflicting headcannons about rise donnie #he either #doesn't speak until he's like 4 or 5 and his first words are in a full sentence #or #he babbles incoherently all the time when he's a tot and is the first to speak real words #it's just so he can ramble and splinter semi-understands him #he understands the words but not the content #hold on new angst idea #my art #pitdwellers

[jupiter-descending]

one time my sibling and i were talking about kinning (in the tiktok sense) and our dad was like “what are you talking about” and to my dismay my sibling explained what kinning was to our middle aged father

and then to my absolute horror my dad said “oh okay then i kin bob from bobs burgers”

#sentences that give you 5 d12 psychic damage #i told the groupchat this and it feels cursed enough to make a post #jupiter speaks

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

ok I've got a few good sentences that might inspire you, but this one feels very much Tav and Astarion:

"oh, that's a nice tavern. ...Where the fuck am I?!"

It was taking every ounce of self restraint Astarion had to keep from laughing as you staggered forward, leading an equally staggering Karlach through the streets of Baldur’s Gate on a quest to get tattoos.

He didn’t know when exactly the scheme was sprung, but he suspected in was somewhere after the fourth and fifth round of drinks. He had quit after the third, deciding he had to keep a clear head if you weren’t. Besides, you’d earned at least one night of drunken revelry.

Gale and Wyll had expressed their objections, but being a few cups deep in themselves, weren’t in a position to stop a barbarian when she decided to leave anyway.

Astarion had opted to simply follow, just to make sure the pair of you didn’t get into too much trouble. And by the gods was he delighted he did.

“I think it’s this way,” your slurred, pointing down a side street.

“No!” Karlach bellowed, having lost control of her volume three drinks ago. “It’s ah…fuck, they changed fuckin’ everything. Should be ah—“

“Wait,” you objected. “If we’re…if we’re gonna do this. We’re gonna need another drink.”

“You’re so right,” Karlach said, leaning on you so heavily, Astarion was shocked she didn’t topple you over. “Elfsong is around here somewhere.”

“Oh that’s a nice tavern… Where the fuck am I?!”

Astarion did laugh then, muffling it behind his hand. He needn’t had bothered; both you and Karlach were too far gone to notice.

This was going to be a night to remember, for him if no one else.

(Astarion x AsexualBard!Tav Masterlist)

#astarion #astarion x tav #astarion x ace!tav #astarion x reader #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #astarion ancunin #karlach #5 sentence fics #astarion x evie

[pollyna]

Mav doesn't like to talk too much about his private life, especially with people who he doesn't know very well, but even with people who he works with for a long time. But everybody knows he's married and he has a husband. Literally, every single person in the Navy knows he's married to some man because sometimes he says things like "it was a project my husband was-" and "my husband told me the same thing yesterday!"

What they don't know is exactly who he is married to, so when Ice gets around for a reason or another, everybody's jaws hit the ground because they heard so much about this man who really seemed the most normal man on earth and then it's fucking Admiral Thomas Iceman Kazansky.

(Who kisses Mav on the threshold before going away, just for the kick of hearing somebody letting something hit the ground.)

#totally inspired by my boss who doesn't want to talk about his wife but mention “the wife” and “my wife” every 5 sentences #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #husband reveal #otp: things get old our love is gold

[gerrysroots]

Your honor, these charges of "destruction of government property" are simply ignoring the highs and lows of IT management.

#↑ me when colin finally loses his shit #colin becher #colin tmagp #sam is colins lawyer btw #Alice is the judge his ass is NAWT getting a reduced sentence 🙏🏻 #yeah im tagging this as samcolin why not #samcolin #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 5

[tibbycaps]

this convex transition in particular is so funny to me

#like was it an editing error why does he get cut off mid sentence 😭 King of Transitioning. #convex #cubfan135 #tibbys mcyt clips #hermitcraft season 5