Arcane pet headcannons
VI
She has a bulldog and a ratty ass Chihuahua
Dumbass named the Chihuahua something dumb like "Sniffles"
Bulldog is probably "JJ"
You would think the bulldog was the guard dog
Ha, you're wrong
The Chihuahua when you get even a MILLIMETER close to Vi, its biting your fucking ankles
Better run because bitch is CHASING you down
It's like it downed a entire red bull, monster and starbucks venti latte with 19 shots of espresso in 0.1 seconds
Pray bitch
Cause you are not making it out alive
See ya in hell
The bulldog is just as scared of it too
Cowering behind Vi
Chihuahua made its territory known and not backing down
Probably dislikes and likes Cait all at once
Tiny mother fucker is bipolar as shit
Makes a weird face like its sniffing Vi's horrendous farts every 3 seconds
The bulldog is a sweetheart
Would never hurt anyone
Loves cuddling
Is the definition of lap dog because it doesn't leave Vi alone
Will fall asleep anywhere and at any time
Has fallen asleep on the Chihuahua multiple times
Probably stole Caitlyn's pomeranian
Loved it too much not too
Cait isn't getting it back
Walking through the lanes with the dogs who have sunglasses on all at once
Cool dog mom 10/10
EKKO
He has a snake
Probably a ball python
Takes amazing care of it
Most of the time is holding it
And by holding it I mean bitch is wrapping itself around his neck
Not enough to choke amazing Ekko out, don't worry
He good, he good
Loves scaring people with it though
Chases Scar around the hideout with it
"Wanna touch it? C'mon! He likes you~"
"Ekko, I will murder you-"
Scar loves it, can you tell?
One time was interrogating someone at the hideout for info on Silco's operation and out of nowhere the goon started SCREAMING
Bro was confused until he saw his snake slithering down the goons stomach all calm
Goon immediately wanted the snake off of him and gave all the info needed
So now Ekko, when interrogating someone, usually has his snake doing his little thang for a good luck charm
It brings the good tension and intimidation needed
A little dance every now and then
The snake loves the tree
Climbs it everyday
Snake loves him 100/10
The best snake owner known to man
The kids like watching his snake
How he distracts the annoying little shits
VIKTOR
He has a mouse
Probably liked them so much because in the lanes he saw a lot of them
Probably started an army
Little Viktor walking around the lanes with thousands of em swarming behind him
Probably all on drugs
When he left the lanes he probably found one in Piltover
Gave him some nostalgia so he took it
Gave it some food and restored it's health so the little mouse trusted him
Now when he's working on a little device the mouse is most likely on his shoulder
Sometimes just chilling, eating some food but sometimes wants to be involved
Viktor made him his own lab goggles
You've never lived until you've seen this man all focused and shit, his mouse on his shoulder as they both stare intently down at his gadget
1000/10 talks back to the mouse
*Squeak*
"I should do that, Mousecateir."
"Viktor...what the fuck-"
Jayce has walked in on his conversations with the mouse
Stood there for a good 20 seconds before high tailing it out of there
Booked a therapy appointment and definitely snitched to Mel
Viktor has lost it
Made a dam army suit for his mouse
They shall rule the world
SEVIKA
Has a hamster
But this ain't no normal hamster, no, no
This hamster is CLINGING to its last cells of life
Bro regenerates with every breath he takes
Sevika just won't let the little shit go
Even if she tried
Little man refuses to give up
Well past its expiration date
She doesn't even remember when she got it
That's how old the shit ball is
Thinks it dies at least 10 times a day
Freaks out every time but the hamster wakes up every damn time
Y'know how moms wake up when you barely poke them?
Like that.
Like it just got back from WAR and has PTSD
Eyes wide and shaking
Sevika honestly doesn't know what to do
Probably hasn't even drunk any water in well over a year
Or food
Living off the mere urge to live past its comrades in the walls
Jinx loves it though
Loves terrorizing it
Not on purpose
Probably is the reason all its hairs are graying
Probably loses its hair and is now bald
Looks like a shaved ball sack ngl
Man can't even walk no more
Sevika once turned to fast and this little mf went flying at the wall
AND STILL SURVIVED
Sevika found it two days later
"Oh my god, just give up already."
*aggressive squeaking*
"Okay, geez."
Probably will outlive Sevika and society
SILCO
Has a hairless cat
And a crusty white grandma dog
Dog is probably as old as him
Shaking with every step
Can't even walk properly now
The cat just sits there most of the time
Usually just staring at the ones in his office till they leave
Gets along with the dog surprisingly
Jinx probably got him the cat as a surprise
Told her to get rid of it
But as every prophecy foretold, he ended up loving the creature
Feeds it better than anyone
Of course other than Jinx
Loves his animals
The dog is crusty af though
Has been sitting with Jinx the past few years
Help it, please
Probably has had its hair dyed a few times
Scared of Jinx 100/100
Dog will never die
Cat sits on it's back
Took its dog bed
Dog took its cat bed
Love them both
The cat always sits in the rafters with Jinx
Brings her things she forgot
Steals her stuff too
Also sits on Silco's head
Has fallen onto his head from the rafters
Looks unbothered but was screaming inside
JINX
Has a bird
And a black cat
She took the bird, which is a crow, because she got tired of it squawking
So she just plucked it from the arcade after she saw it staring, wide beaked at her after she shot its mother
Has a pretty cage set up for it
Makes little outfits for it and her cat everyday and all day
It sits on her head all the time, like Silco's cat
She talks to the bird all the time, the bird talks back
She's argues with it everyday
Silco has become worried
Talks to it more than the voices
Bird does it on purpose because it knows she doesn't like the voices
Has sometimes pecked at her forehead but it's alright
Threatens to cook and eat it on a daily basis
Bird calls her bullshit
Has pulled on her braids a lot when mad at her
Then flies away when she tried to swat at it
A love hate relationship really
The black cat is because she once heard black cats bring back luck
And she's a jinx so she thought it was a match made in heaven
She found it in the back alley of the last drop
Immediately took it
Didn't care if it had an owner, hers now
She called dibs
Definitely has it on her lab when making bombs and gadgets
She loves it when the cat purrs, it's like a little engine
Names it Whisker, no argument
I will not be hearing anyone out
Names the bird chicken leg
Or barbeque
The bird doesn't like it but she don't care
Barbeque and Whisker hate each other
Has to keep them separate at all times
Or she puts them in time out
Which is usually just her faking them at each other as she makes them apologize
Loves her animals though
Even if they are little shits
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