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DK going God knows where in the hole holy damn shit motherfucking place in Donkey Kong 64 (Rare, Nintendo, 1999) on the Nintendo 64.
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i am currently hopping on the bandwagon and writing my own version of the deleted barrel scene smh
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Bagginshieldtober
Prompt 3: Barrels (short SHORT ficlet)
I have not abandoned this blog, I just spend all my time logged in as @fortheloveofdeaddove lolololol.
Warnings: very light smut, humor, could be construed as exhibitionism if you squint at Thorin real hard
Rating: M because I said the F word. (I gotta fucking stop that.)
Bilbo exhaled slowly and desperately tried to keep quiet. It wasn鈥檛 easy, given the relative discomfort of their location, the potential disastrous departure from propriety, and the delicious jolts of pleasure that were All. Thorin鈥檚. Fault.
What had these dwarves done to him? His father would was likely rolling in his grave (while his was probably mother averting her eyes but cheering all the same), and Gandalf would surely excoriate them if he found out. Balin would be utterly disappointed, and any elf that might pass by would undoubtedly be traumatized. Not to mention what Thranduil would say and/or do.
Ten years had passed since the battle, and for the first time, Thorin had acquiesced to visiting, as he called it, the wretched, spider-infested pile of fire fuel to accompany his consort for a diplomatic trip. Bilbo had naively assumed it had been because of all the personal growth, but no. Now he realized.
Thorin had just wanted to fuck him over a barrel under the elf king鈥檚 nose. Unfortunately, this was doing it for Bilbo perhaps as much as it was for his husband. Nevertheless, the king of Erebor was still in deep, deep trouble when they got home.
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I see Castlevania characters also played Larian games... Barrelmancy... yes, stack those barrels in front of the enemies...
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