okay I know the “do you bleed?” line in Batman V Superman was universally mocked, but imagine if you’ve spent your whole life invulnerable and some crazy motherfucker dressed in a bat suit who brands people for fun and has no problem crashing millions of dollars worth of military grade tech stares at you with a crazy gleam in his eye and asks if you bleed like he’s personally and scientifically invested in seeing you do so. I would’ve shit my pants, super powers be damned.
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recent Superbat commission 🥐💞
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (2016)
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captain america civil war posts: "if you're team ironman you suck" *sounds of rioting from the notes*
batman v superman posts: "if you liked this movie you suck" *shouts of agreement from the notes*
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While Battinson seems like he'd adopt kids upon attaining slightly more mental stability, and Batfleck is broadcasting divorced dad/dead kid dad💀, Christian Bale's Batman (balebat? Nolanbat?) gives me "has never had a fatherly urge in his life" and probably would hold a baby far away from him with his fingers, smiling uncomfortably.
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hate on it if you will, but BVS had Batman 1) insulting Superman to his face without hesitation 2) breaking a sink over Superman’s head and proceeding to curb stomp him Gotham style and 3) blaming Superman for the in-universe equivalent of 9/11 and kinda being right about it
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Knightmare Batman by Mikel Janin! Awesome!
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Thomas protected Martha and Bruce.
Negan protected Maggie and Hershel.
Soulmate connection. Multiverse never lies.
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