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zentelucifer · 7 months
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sleepyseraph · 5 months
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If you were an atheist and there was a Christian baby who would get you into heaven but you have to then admit heaven was real and be a Christian or you can sacrifice the baby by punting it like a football into the mouth of the God of atheism thus allowing you to retain your faith in atheism, what would you do
I would grab YOU, anon by your turkey neck and dip you in a vat of honey and then in a dumpster full of lint. You then emerge from said dumpster a new entity: Fuzzman (or Fuzzma’am). All the people at school would then make fun of you, teachers and staff included. You seek refuge with your childhood friend, whom you’ve had the biggest crush on since that one time they brought you rice pudding from home when you were kids (only because they made too much). They’re hesitant to be seen with such an abhorrent mass of lint but they do it anyways out of the kindness of their heart. You take their kindness as ample opportunity to confess your feelings. They do not reciprocate. “Why would I want to spend my days with someone as fuzzy as you?” She exclaims in the middle of the cafeteria. Everyone begins laughing, pointing at you can calling you various fuzz related names. You then drop out from shear embarrassment, with no education nor job because no one wants to hire a sentient lint monster, you find yourself roaming the streets of Detroit, cold and starving. You find an abandoned homeless tent with a bonfire whose flames are just about to run out. When all hope is lost you hear the wails of what sounds like a baby, THE Christian baby. You are now faced with such dilemma yourself; toss the Christian baby into the flames to provide yourself heat, or sacrifice your lintself so the Christian baby can live another day, however as you leave this mortal coil you feel a falling sensation. As you hit the pavement of your hell you shock back into consciousness, at your keyboard. Thats right, you’re stuck in an infinite time loop that can only be broken by tossing the Christian baby into the flames. I now ask you, mortal: What would you do?
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Thinking it's time to change my icon.
No, I will not make it a picture of me. Too bad.
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beneaththetangles · 3 months
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ishtea · 4 months
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So called “Good Christians” burning in Hell because they only had 1 partner (it’s Adam AND Eve not Adam OR Eve, you need at least 2)
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yulikitten · 10 months
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Hey everyone. Go review bomb the Studio 8 Hairlab on Google and Yelp. The owner is a stupid fucking cunt who likes to discriminate against LGBTQ+ customers. Fuck you, you fucking cunt, I hope you go bankrupt and end up penniless.
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classically-abby · 2 years
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Well, I know what I’m bringing to the 4th of July cookout!
- Classically Abby
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cryptramesses · 1 year
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On December 25th (that's right, Christmas Day) I delved into the many holidays that tend to be celebrated in the latter half of December. These holidays are different and represent different cultures, but overall it's almost humbling to see that despite the differences between everyone and their cultures, we all, for the most part, celebrate the same things. If you're curious about that, and all the celebrations that occur in December, then check out this video.
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virtuafossil · 1 year
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My favorite Christian song.
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8feet · 2 years
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🧛 VAMPIRIC CHRISTIAN FEMBOY 🐺 Fictions (Vtuber Animation) 📜 After tying down the hunted werewolf by 25 crusaders. The priest in charge of its sanctification, allowed his fellow Christians respite back to their homes. Once alone, the priest approached the sneering werewolf. Only to stand on top of it and reveal a great contradiction. A man who draped himself in Christian attire. Reveals himself to be a vampire. Who'll toy with his mortal enemy before snuffing the light out of the lycan's blood enraged eyes. 🎵 * MUSIC Catholic in the Morning... Satanist At Night https://youtu.be/yXyvk9DML8k
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fierceawakening · 2 months
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Watched a thing on “helping narcissists,” people who get really involved in charity or other Moral Pursuits for reasons that are actually self centered, who seem to want accolades for doing good rather than find helping inherently rewarding, and…
…I always thought that sounded like my moms sister, who does things like buy you metal straws as a Christmas gift and insist that she’s vegan until she wants a bite of that steak you ordered “just to try it” and then another “because it was good” and th
But I was struck by how it also sounded a bit like my mom, too.
The vtuber contrasted a friend of his, who helps men at a halfway house write resumes and get nice clothes and does this every other weekend but didn’t mention it until he had to turn down “let’s hang out this weekend”
With someone who calls constant attention to themself for having So Much To Do for the community, and oh! they’re running themself so ragged, look!
And it dawned on me that my mom has for y my whole life telling me that being “a good Christian” involved volunteering here and giving up time here and not being selfish there, and only stopped when I literally went into social service work as a job and could argue I did that already this week.
It was strange. It felt like a contest. Like an insistence that I hang around people with behavior issues and keep sweet, regardless of whether I felt comfortable or not.
It felt like, actually, the OPPOSITE of my job, where I could see and document how I was assisting and could tell people off if they weren’t doing what they said they would.
I dunno. I just keep thinking of the people on here who kept saying to me “morality shouldn’t be about feelings, it should be about donation calculus” and contrasting that with the video o watched, where the guy was saying “real altruism is just doing good for others because you feel fulfilled by doing it. You don’t really care if anyone notices.”
I don’t want to hate on neurodivergent people, but the people I’ve known and admire who do good? They seem to like it when somebody’s noticing but not really mind if they don’t, and think of it as just what anyone would do.
There is a Nat Geo article that definitely asserts that sense of “you’d do it too” even when others very much wouldn’t is correlated with high empathy, but I’m not sure what data they’re citing or which kind of empathy (affective or cognitive) it’s associated with.
It definitely seems to me that at least some people do good kind of automatically and don’t really see it as something they deliberate a lot about.
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yu-gi-oh-slavia · 2 years
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*Catgirl vtuber avatar in the centre of the screen*
*In a high-pitched voice*
"Hello again, brothers and sisters! Today, we'll be going over Part II, Section II, of the Catechism of the Catholic Church! Specifically Chapter I, on the Sacraments of Christian Initiation!"
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teeth--king · 6 months
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Youtube just recommended me a christian vtuber debunking atheists, and I honestly think the idea of a christian anime cat girl vtuber is the funniest thing I've seen in a bit.
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windowsapologist · 1 year
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Okay I can do ultra specific poll too
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kiwipigment · 2 days
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Doodle of Christian Banas vtuber model cause it’s so cute!! (*'ω'*)
#ceejink
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boxxes · 1 year
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Christian dying the undertones of Den’s hair cuz WHY NOT? I know the green on her vtuber is like?? Color theory or smith. But I don’t want it to be SOOOOO..
I figured the two members who have dyed hair should dye each others hair.
IM SANE GUYS WDYM.
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