#Histrionics

[todays-xkcd]

Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.

Professional Oaths [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[8 Panels in a grid.]

Hippocratic Oath [Ponytail in a doctor's coat with her arm raised in pledge.] First, do no harm

Hyperbaric Oath [Cueball shaking.] First, acclimate to the pressure

Holographic Oath [A hologram of Ponytail fitzing in parts.] First, shimmer intangibly

Histrionic Oath [White Hat yelling, fists upraised.] First, whine and complain

Hydroelectric Oath [Megan sat in the cut-out wall for a giant turbine.] First, maintain your turbines

Hippodromic Oath [Ponytail in a chariot pulled by a horse.] First, race your chariot well

Hypnagogic Oath [Cueball, half-risen from bed in shock.] First, jolt awake just as you're drifting off

Hypergolic Oath [Cueball on fire.] First, burst into flame

#xkcd #professional oaths #xkcd 2843 #webcomics #hippocratic oath #doctors #hyperbaric #holograms #histrionics #hydroelectric #turbines #chariots #hippodrome #hypnagogy #hypergolic propellant #hermeneutics

[kosmic-apothecary]

Don’t Zionists ever get tired of their own bullshit? This one admits the people who want to see Palestine be free of occupation and apartheid are good people then repeats the ludicrous lie that they all want her dead. it’s honestly hilarious how insane they are 😆

“I can’t trust anyone anymore” Yeah, you can’t trust because at any moment some great person you’ve been friends with all your life could turn out to be one of those brave principled people who stands up for the most oppressed people on earth who are going through a LITERAL GENOCIDE. You poor thing, @jewishspite! How will you ever get through this?

#histrionics #narcissim #narcissists #delusional #pity party #israel #jumblr #am yisrael chai #jewblr #antisemitism #we will outlive them #hamas #oct 7 #israeli apartheid #israeli occupation #israeli settlements

[tomorrowusa]

The indictment of Vladimir Putin by the International Criminal Court has disrupted his travel plans for later this year. 

According to two sources close to the Putin administration, these trips were very important for domestic propaganda, among other things, because Russia’s pro-government media could cite them while telling citizens that Russia “still has more friends that detractors” and that it remains “one of the pillars of the multipolar world.”

“The restrictions on foreign visits will work in the opposite direction. Before the warrant, [Putin’s] trips abroad were combined with foreign leaders’ trips to Moscow. Now, it won’t be possible to keep having meetings with the same frequency — you can’t constantly invite everybody to come to you,” one source said.

Yep, being a war criminal sort of makes you socially unacceptable.

The president’s foreign travel difficulties have already begun: in August 2023, South Africa is slated to host the next BRICS summit, and Cape Town has already said that it’s “cognisant of its legal obligation” regarding the ICC warrant. Putin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov, however, has said that the Kremlin has remained “calm” and will “continue working.”

Not everybody in the Kremlin has remained “calm”. Former President Dmitry Medvedev, who’s become a reliable source of hyperbolic hysterics, is threatening to bomb The Hague with hypersonic missiles.

Russia's former president suggested firing a hypersonic missile at The Hague after Putin's ICC arrest warrant: 'Look carefully into the sky'

Maybe the ICC shouldn’t worry too much about Medvedev’s latest hissy fit. Ukraine just destroyed a train loaded with cruise missiles in Dzhankoi in Russian-occupied Crimea.

Russian cruise missiles destroyed in strike in Crimea, Ukraine Defense Ministry says   

This makes Putin look bad while Chinese President Xi Jinping is in Moscow for a state visit.

Not only was Ukraine able to hit the target, but Ukrainian intelligence had discovered in advance where the cruise missiles would be at that time. Cheers to Gen. Budanov!

#invasion of ukraine #icc #international criminal co #the hague #indictment #vladimir putin #war crimes #genocide #dmitry medvedev #histrionics #kinzhals #dzhankoi #crimea #cruise missiles #россия #владимир путин #путин хуйло #дмитрий медведев #геноцид #путин - военный преступник #міжнародний кримінальний суд #обвинувачення #геть з україни #джанкой #крим #крим це україна! #вторгнення оркостану в україну #україна переможе #слава україні! #героям слава!

[askvectorprime]

Since you answered the first question that the ad for Transformers: Evolutions asked, I want to task their second one: what if Transformers existed during the Roman Empire?

Dear Romantic Roman,

Given our civilization existed long before, during, and after the Roman Empire, I assume you would be referring to the Transformers toy line. And you will be pleased to hear in one universe, an enterprising collegium developed an ingenious line of transforming wooden toys that were inspired by our adventures.

I briefly recorded one of the advertisements recounted by a gladiator, and here is the translation:

"It is a world changed, where things are not what they seem. It is the world of the Shapechangers! Enjoy the great battles of the civilized Autochthonians and the barbaric Histrionics, led by the great Tribunes, Endymion and Phaethon. Now your children can re-enact these battles with the latest artifices, only from the collegium of Hadrianus Bruttius!"

Hopefully that satisfies your questioning.

#ask vector prime #transformers #maccadam #roman empire #shapechangers #autocthonians #histrionics #tribune #endymion #phaethon #hadrianus bruttius #Anonymous

[princelabia]

louis should have introduced lestat and claudia under the bathroom door like cats

#iwtv #histrionics #princelabia

[chronicallyqueercoining2]

"We need more mental health acceptance and awareness!" Y'all still call ppl with cluster b disorders evil 💀

"We need more weird people!" Y'all COMBUST when someone is xenic 💀

"Healthy coping mechanisms are important!" When someone age regresses, you call them creepy 😭

"More people need to be proud of who they are!" When you see a furry, you cry 😭

(U should totes follow me if ur a supporter of these so I can b on the good side of tumblr XD /nf!)

#mogai #xenogender #hpd #bpd #npd #aspd #cluster b #cluster b pd #pds #furry #fursona #queer #actually hpd #actually cluster b #agere #age regression #sfw agere #sfw #actually histrionic #sfw furry #xenic #xenogender user

[vaguely-concerned]

when obi-wan said 'I won't kill anakin' and then spent the entire rest of his life following through on that. fuck everyone else obi-wan I respect you yoda should've taken you at your fucking word

'boohoo why did he walk away and not kill anakin this time either even with all the suffering he'll go on to cause if he lets him go' he's told you why very clearly you just didn't believe him I guess!! desperately not killing anakin is obi-wan's main export. it's his universal constant, his life's work, his magnum opus. he gets creative about not killing that guy. he tries to send anakin's teenage twink son to do the job for him because he simply can't. he fucking... peaces out and dies to avoid killing anakin. that's like his whole deal. whether he's right to be like this is another entirely separate conversation but it is what he is

#also it's a prequel and I think we would have noticed if obi-wan killed vader before luke even met him lol #star wars #obi wan kenobi #if anything it's a thrill to me that he had the chance again and. didn't do it. like I said universal constant #'What if I simply. didn't'. and then he didn't. and was sad about it forever. it's the good stuff #this is entirely performative indignation btw I am not vagueblogging at anyone I'm just waxing histrionic for fun lol

[fella-lovin-fella]

hey i just wanted to give a shout out to people with personality disorders real quick. your disorder doesn't make you evil, it doesnt make you an abuser, and it doesnt make you unlovable. you're just as deserving of respect, care, and support as people without personality disorders. stay safe, i love you and i hope you have a happy holiday season. we're in this together <3

#also i hope you remember it's not your fault #i love you so much muah #bpd #borderline personality disorder #npd #narcissistic personality disorder #schizophrenia #aspd #histrionic pd #ocd #bpd positivity #npd positivity #ocd positivity #personality disorder #mental health #mental health awareness #mental health positivity #mental illness positivity #not mlm #dantes talking again

[autopsyfreak]

tired of people on tiktok acting like BPD and HPD are the ‘good cluster b disorders’ or the ‘victim cluster b’s’ meanwhile NPD and ASPD are the ‘evil mean abusive cluster b’s’

stfu.

we’re in the same cluster for a reason, you can’t support some whilst demonising the others.

#actually aspd #actually npd #aspd #npd #clusterb #actually mentally ill #actuallyaspd #actuallynpd #cluster b #actually bpd #actuallybpd #actually narcissistic #actually antisocial #actually borderline #hpd #actually hpd #actually cluster b #cluster b personality disorder #antisocial personality disorder #narcissistic personality disorder #borderline personality disorder #histrionic personality disorder #narc abuse isnt real #narc abuse isn't real #npd positivity #aspd safe #aspd positivity #npd safe #npd vent #bpd safe

[doomsdayradio]

born to be vague and mysterious for attention, cursed to overshare and have zero boundaries. also for attention

#words words words !! #npd #hpd #narcissistic personality disorder #histrionic personality disorder #cluster b #actually narcissistic #actually histrionic #!

[3ntity56]

Tips for Cluster B Anger

~ coming from someone who has BPD and a psychology special interest Have you been feeling like your anger is completely uncontrollable and all encompassing? Do you feel like your anger controls you more than you control it? Me too! But here are some things I've found to be helpful: - Taking notes. Write down triggers for what causes your anger episodes (as well as other episodes e.g sadness or paranoia) once you come down from it and start looking for a pattern. Not only will this help you to slow down and self reflect, you can begin to either avoid those triggers or find ways to regulate the effects. - SLOW DOWN. If something is making you want to hurt someone else or yourself, slow the FUCK down. Push against the grain, step back and let yourself have a good cry or scream into a pillow. Do whatever you can to (healthily) process the emotions, no matter how long it takes, before making major decisions. - Avoid self harm, substances or unhealthy habits like disordered eating or emotional self harm. It's so tempting, believe me, but it will only serve to make things worse. You might feel like you want it to get worse now, but in the future, you WILL regret it. If you start feeling these urges, refer to the urge surfing diagram below this. - Get outside advice. Think you're splitting but you can't tell? Run the situation by a close friend or loved one and see how they feel about it. Try to relay it with as little bias as possible and see if they agree with the decision you're about to make or if you perhaps need to reevaluate some things. - Take care of your heart. I know this is cliche, but a good sleep schedule, hearty food consumption habits, hydration, exercise routine and mental health care go a long way in helping you succeed in the above tips. You are struggling with an illness, and ill people need as much care as possible. Become your own parent. This works for anger in all Cluster B personality disorders, as well as with autism spectrum disorders! Urge surfing:

#bpd #bpd problems #actually borderline #actually bpd #actually npd #npd #npd safe #npd positivity #actually aspd #aspd #aspd safe #actually hpd #hpd #histrionic personality disorder #cluster b #actually cluster b #cluster b safe #anger management

[mossadegh]

• Mossadegh media: newspaper & magazine articles, editorials  

#iran #mohammad mossadegh #iranians #mossadegh #tehran #middle east #honolulu #hawaii #editorial #foreign affairs #iranian #courtroom #trial #dictators #histrionics

[raincamp]

its so humiliating having to admit to people that sometimes my only motivation for doing something is for validation or attention

#actually bpd #im not mentally stable #bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd stuff #bpd struggles #borderline #borderline personality disorder #mental illness #histrionic #histrionic personality disorder #hpd #actually histrionic #cluster b #cluster b culture

[motormouthedfool]

bitches be like "do i have a personality disorder or am i just looking for attention or am i just trying to find excuses for behaving the way i do"

im bitches

#personality disorder #ppd #stpd #spd #aspd #bpd #hpd #npd #avpd #dpd #ocpd #paranoid personality disorder #schizotypal personality disorder #schizoid personality disorder #anti social personality disorder #borderline personality disorder #histrionic personality disorder #narcissistic personality disorder #avoidant personality disorder #dependant personality disorder #obsessive compulsive personality disorder #sorry if i missed any #anyways tag ramble time! #i find that i heavily relate to most of the symtoms of avpd dpd and bpd #but i dont want to draw conclusions #im worried that im just being dramatic about my issues #and i dont know how to bring it up without immediately being dismissed as seeking attention or self diagnosing or smth #i just want to know what is and isnt wrong with me. #i hope next time i get a therapist or psychiatrist i can try to talk about it? #idk. i just want closure

[cupboard-of-npd]

When ppl know of personality disorders outside of bpd:

#bpd is also not very well known but compared to everything else it has some awareness #npd safe #garlic breath #actually narcissistic #actually npd #narcissistic personality disorder #npd #cluster b #actually cluster b #cluster a #cluster c #ppd #paranoid personality disorder #stpd #schizotypal personality disorder #szpd #schizoid personality disorder #hpd #histrionic personality disorder #aspd #aspd safe #pd safe #antisocial personality disorder #ocpd #obsessive compulsive personality disorder #dpd #dependant personality disorder #avpd #avoidant personality disorder

[mimikyu-chr]

if you have HPD, NPD or ASPD i love you. we’re either ignored or talked over, or flat out demonised. we’re seen as abusers. but we’re human, and a personality disorder shouldn’t change that.

#mental health #histrionic personality disorder #narcissistic personality disorder #antisocial personality disorder #hpd #npd #aspd #personality disorder #cluster b #artemis.chr #madpunk #i think that’s the right tag? #not about bpd #don’t make this about bpd #narcissistic abuse #i have hpd and npd traits #so i’m not just talking out of knowing people with it #i fit criteria for two of these.