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#I need yall to know that when they started this convo I just shouted out loud
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Beef: If you are gonna do something, you do it right.
Beef: I don't half butt anything.
Ren: That's true, I've never seen your half butt anything
Beef: I full butt all the things
Cleo: Your butt is very full that is true.
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iidasman · 3 years
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✧*•.:*.• how the main boys would react to you blasting your favorite song in the car
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notes: i don't normally write my own input but i live for this prompt and i love writing for it (and yall better blow this tf up i spent way too much time figuring out how to write for todoroki </3)
requested?: no.
warnings: swearing, caps lock
wc: n/a
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midoriya would be concerned-? not so much that, he would be wondering why you need to yell so loud, more so.
(song - love by keyshia cole)
• he loves you
• he really does but
• pretty please stop yelling </3
• hes around katsuki all the time, so youd think hed be used to it, but he isnt used to driving with a katsuki clone screaming "NEVER KNEW WHAT I WAS MISSING, BUT I ONEW ONCE WE START KISSIN'-" his ears cant handle it
• once he gets in the car with you more, he gets used to it!
• and he will totally ask you to turn it down if it gets to be too much for him :)
• but the convos you both have while the musics blasting are so funny LMAO
"n-NAme-?? NAME! WHATS THIS SONG CALLED? HUH?? GOOD WHAT??"
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bakugō would definitely sing with you, no matter the song.
• i hc that he either loves heavy metal or just like 2014 myspace mcr type bands
• he would scream with you 100%
• all the cars around you would be so worried
"hey- hey y/n, put that one song on? the one by skillet or whatever. yeah, that one."
• IF YOU HAD THE BAKUSQUAD WITH YOU THE MUSIC WOULD BE AMAZING
• minas playing pop songs everyone knows the words to, while sero and kaminari are playing stupid good songs like all star
• kirishima just vibes in the backseat
• when a simple plan or all-american rejects song comes on youll hear bakugō screaming and smiling to all the words
"YO N/N, ONCE THIS SONGS OVER, ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK ONE, GOT IT? PICK A GOOD ONE."
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todoroki would be so confused, but hed softly sung along with you.
• why did you have to scream the song at full volume??
• why not just play it at a normal volume-?
• he doesn't necessarily mind it, he would just rather you put the windows down if you did blast your music
• he gets butterflies when he sees you so happy singing your favorite songs
• seeing you happy just
• UGH it makes him so happy too
• if you played one of those catchy "sad" songs like be alright by dean lewis, he would sing with you
• thats the only time he actually knows the words bc hes an edgy teen leave him alone
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denki would be the one to scream the lyrics with you.
(song - dont stop me now by queen)
• loves singing with you!!!
• whether its outside the door while youre doin something in the other room, or blasting music in your/his car!
• it puts him over the moon to see you so carefree and happy
• doesnt really mind the noise, because he blasted his music even before he met you!
• even if its a super short trip to, say, the grocery store, he loves playing metallica and queen with you
• he would sing in such an annoying voice until the parts he could scream came on pls
"tonigght~ im gonna have mySELLLF A REALL GOOD TIME"
• he may or may not use his quirk to turn the music up a little,,,
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kirishima is like a mix of kaminari and midoriya. he doesnt hate the music, but if its on like.. not full volume hes ok with it!
• he wont let you play songs he doesnt know, vise versa
• not bc he doesnt want you to play songs you like, he just wants to sing with you!!
• most of the time that rule doesnt exist if its a more happy song
• he would absolutely love hoizer?? hozier? idk but eijiro would live for his music
• ooh maybe mitski too?
• either way, he wants to shout the lyrics with you versus just sitting there and nodding his head
• kirishima would let you take the lead vocals though like
• if there was ever a part in the song where there was no bg music and it was just vocals, yknow those kinds of songs??
"yo, n/n! do you know that one song? i think it was by a dude named hozier?"
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iida would not let you unless it was your car.
• IM SO SORRY IIDA FANS
• BUT HE WOULDNT
• he would just turn it down slowly,,, or just not let you put music on at all-
• mf would listen to elevator music or just bone at all-
• if you were driving in your car, however
• obvi yk he doesnt really enjoy the loud aspect of your music, so please turn it down for him
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sero would love blasting music with you!
• so bc the mha fandom has collectively headcannoned sero as latino, he would love introducing you to his music (if you arent latino, too!)!!!
• if you arent latino or just dont listen to their cultures music, please please please show him your music
• even if its your favorite fandoms music like anime ops or game osts!! he lives hearing new stuff and learning abt it :)
• also! he loves when you sing his music!
• *disclaimer i dont know anything abt latino culture, so please tell me if these lyrics are wrong-*
"once de la noche en san salvador, el salvador,"
• its his favorite thing ever to sing with you fr
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fe-husband-heaven · 4 years
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Thanks to popular demand ;) Part two is here!!
Ehuehuehue of course, with the quote I think lands them on the list!
Part 2! Of Heroes I think have a thing for the Summoner:
Henry:
"You won't die, will you, Summoner? If you died, I'd have to invent a horrible new hex for whoever killed you. So just...stay alive, OK?"
Henry is genuinely sweet. So long as you're not on the wrong side;; He gets attached if you're kind to him so he's at your every beck and call rather quickly, even if you say he doesn't have to do your chores, he insists on it.
ZHDBDDH he's extremely protective, not in an overbearing fashion but more that anything that messes with you, messes with him. He's learned to keep his face in an eternal smile but he prefers to see that yours are real :')) Sweet boy
Henry and The Summoner end up just being known as that duo. As in Do Not Separate. (Mostly because leaving Henry alone to his own devices is asking for trouble) but also, Henry just likes having you with him during his shenanigans nyaha
Raven:
"Glad to fight for you. Long as it doesn't get in the way of...well, never mind." "Need me? Just say so."
"But now, none of that matters. I've come to my senses after watching you at work here. Does any of that make sense? If not, forget I said anything. I'll still fight hard for you."
Veterans of this blog...yall know know. This man is the start of it all djxjdj
Homeboy gave up his revenge, choosing instead to fight for you rather than a past that's haunted him.
Raven's a bit of a bodyguard, with his resting angry face, he scares off anyone who might approach you whenever you're with him. And he can be quite impulsive so if he thinks someone's upset you, he's out to pick a fight.
Hnnnnghgh my boy💖💕💖
Ephraim:
"I will fight. To bring peace to this world, and for your sake, too." || "You know, I like you. And I feel I can trust you completely."
"I will protect you. Just believe in me and follow my lead." || "I'll protect you. I don't want to lose anyone else."
"I'm thankful that the two us can spend this winter festival together. It means a lot to me."
Ephraim💙💙💙hnnnnngh, I love him so much!! And he's constantly going and on and on about how he's going to protect the summoner. A loaded statement considering how much he already has to protect ;)
Ephraim is a bit oblivious though, he has no clue he likes you himself. And he won't know until he's made to think about it by someone else. It's just something he's never worried about.
But his behavior makes it clear to others. Ruffling your hair, escorting you nearly everywhere and even having you nearby as he sparred with other heroes. It seems as though him and the summoner are inseparable!
He's just as protective as the Henry and Raven but Ephraim runs off of his instinct to protect you rather than than being pissed off at someone who upset you.
Yarne:
"You always look so busy. Why don't you take a break and pet my fur? I hear that it's pretty relaxing."
"I'm not big on danger, but I don't want to see you go extinct, either. On the battlefield, you stay behind me, OK?"
like Libra, HIS ENTIRE LVL 40 CONVO: "Hey, Summoner...Did you notice? I didn't jump when you spoke to me. I heard you coming. Lately, I catch myself listening for your footsteps, wondering where you're going...If you ended up getting attacked, summoners would go extinct! And I'd be pretty lonely. If you're ever in danger, shout my name, or just make a loud noise. I'll hear it and come running! Thanks to you, I've gotten plenty strong. Now I can protect you! Thanks for giving me the courage to help."
Bro...the footsteps thing is so cuuuute! The fact that he recognizes them...aww! ++Offering up his fur to be pet?? Absolutely superb-
Yarne's fear of going extinct is always something he's struggled with but he's willing to push through it to keep you safe. He's a sweet man who places the summoner's safety at the same level as his own. And that's why I think he absolutely deserves a spot on this list!
Lucius:
"I feared that you'd lose respect for me if you knew the truth—or would even be repulsed. I do such good works that I shouldn't allow myself to care, but when it comes to you...I do. I put myself in your hands. Will you like or loathe me? But know this, you will have my loyalty."
Lucius is so sweet and caring and very supportive of the summoner, my poor boy doesn't even care about whether or not you'd shun him, just that you know he'd support you regardless.
dndnxnx I can definitely see him falling for the summoner but feeling no need to divulge it to them juuuuuust yet. He's very much content with simply being near the summoner so he doesn't think all that much about revealing any feelings.
Of course, he's incredibly attentive so if the summoner falls for him...he'll know. But even then, he'll wait for them to come to him. Patiently. As long as he has to.
Valter:
"I will master you. Someday."
"You are mine now. Entertain me! More!"
"I do take what I want. I'll take whatever I desire. From anyone. Knowing this, you have made use of me. And you have granted me much power... I cannot understand your actions. Do you intend to control me? Or do you long for me to be your master? Either way, you have become my finest prey. I will not permit another to sate their bloodlust on you...Just me."
I said the ones who have a thing for the summoner, not whether or not it was a BAD thing cjcnfnfnxn
Hoo boy. Possessive and obsessive is the name of the game in this wheelhouse;; though it's a little strange when it comes to Valter. He has a very calm demeanor (most of the time) when speaking to the summoner as opposed to his manic state in batttle.
My reason for putting him on this list is the clear "This one belongs to me." attitude cjfjdjd I have a feeling that he has no issue getting to use his lance against any of the summoner's "admirers"
Gaius:
"Here to beg more candy off me? I'm not sharing this one, though— it's my favorite right now. Packed with sweet, sweet honey...Hm? You don't want candy? You got work for me, then? ...No? Wait, you're not just here to spend time with me, are ya? 'Cause that'd make you a big ol' marshmallow. Only softies try to build relationships up for their own sake. And here you are—soft as cotton candy. Heh. I changed my mind. Take the honey candy. No reason—just my way of saying thanks."
Isn't this SO cute?? Gaius, the king of all things sweet and sugary, giving his favorite candy to the summoner because they just want to spend time with him....how cute!!
He's such a softie for them and it's adorable! If anyone's being led by the nose here, it's Gaius. But without the summoner knowing how positively melt able Gaius is💖💖💖
Gaius isn't a mean guy by nature but I think him giving away his new favorite candy is a clear sign of a particular fondness.
Narcian:
"I'll make you regret that you picked a fight with me, Narcian! One day I'll make you kneel. Then I'll pet your head like a little kitty—and keep you at my side forever! Ha ha ha ha!"
Is this one surprising to yall? jddjdj its really just the kitty at my side part that makes me think it heheheh. Narcian thinks of Narcian first and such, he is deserving of the best.
And of all the fleas that drown in his brilliance, he has deemed you the best in suiting him. (ꈍᴗꈍ) Isn't that lovely?
In his lvl. 40 conversation, he mentions that the summoner has said he's full of himself so...this is 100% a dynamic of the summoner being tired of his crap and the guy who thinks this summoner belongs to him fjfjfjfj
Shigure:
"I'm glad you've come to see me. Do you want my company on a mission? Or perhaps to just look for a rainbow. I do enjoy being by myself, but spending time with you is also quite relaxing. Perhaps it's because... You're not the chatty type. I have grown fond of you. I hope you'll remember me even after we one day part ways. Nothing would make me happier than if every time you glance at the sky or hear a song, you think of me. Perhaps it's a bit selfish for a mere Hero to ask for such a thing from a Summoner, but it's simply how I feel. And I thought you should know."
"I don't like singing for an audience. Unless, of course, that audience is you. You are often in my thoughts."
"Would you walk with me sometime? You could tell me more about this beautiful world and about yourself as well."
So I counted, and Shigure has asked the Summoner like 5 times if they'd like to go somewhere or do something with him fjfjfjdn And he's asked them not to forget him, it seems that he wants to remain imprinted in their thoughts.
There's a bit of a calm but melancholy air in this dynamic sometimes. But it switches to a light environment when he speaks about going for rides on his pegasus with the summoner. :') Dhdjfj isn't it a cute idea to go on a flying date??
Shigure is sweet and is even willing to sing for the summoner, so long as they are the only one to be his audience. He's got no qualms about sharing his voice with the summoner and its "Got a thing for the summoner" worthy (ꈍᴗꈍ)
Chrom:
"Aren't you cold? I wouldn't be much of a Hero if I let our summoner collapse. Here, take my cape."
"If you're ever in trouble, just call for me. Wherever you are, I'll come running with the wind at my back."
"You spend time with me. You're by my side, cheering me on. You make me stronger. That...makes me happier than you can guess. I'm truly grateful. I'll do what I can to do the same for you."
Hxhxhx im a sucker for the "Take my coat" trope. He's so supportive and an absolute sweetheart, baring his heart out to the summoner. He speaks a lot about how nothing will ever break his and the summoner's bond too!
He mentions it constantly! In fact, in his lvl.40 Bunny Version Conversation, he paints (a bad) portrait of the summoner on a festival egg and writes a poem on the other side about how much he values the summoner's presence.
He's absolutely intent on displaying how much he cares about his bond with the summoner and it's a very sweet dynamic. He's eager to show how much he cherishes them and that's the easiest way to end up on this list xjxhxhxh
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leavetwn · 3 years
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* KAYLEE BRYANT, CISWOMAN + SHE/HER  | you know SUZIE TANAKA, right? they’re TWENTY-ONE, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, EIGHTEEN YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to VALENTINE BY HOPE TALA like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole ROLLERSKATES SCUFFED FROM YEARS OF USE, STARTING A JOURNAL ENTRY TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST ONE, A SIGH OF RELIEF ONCE YOU'RE FINALLY ALONE thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is NOVEMBER 28TH, so they’re a SAGGITARIUS, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( claire, 22, est, she/her )
it’s me again ! bringing a character who i’ve played for a while now, just switched up & such for every rp, and now , i’m bringin her here. :^) i hope you enjoy her as much as i do! tw: mentions of mental illness (anxiety)
𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 .
full name: suzie tanaka. nickname(s): su, anything your muse wants to call her tbh. age: twenty-one. date of birth: november 28th. zodiac sign: saggitarius. gender/pronouns: ciswoman, she/her. sexual orientation: bisexual. romantic orientation: biromantic. hometown: san francisco, californio. current residence: irving, north carolina. occupation: part time waitress at cutie pie’s thanks to her skills on skates. full time student at the local college in her junior year as a creative writing major. she minors in film pro eye color: brown. hair color/style: dark brown, upper-mid back length & she usually just wears it in a simple ponytail. it’s more manageable when she’s out. however, when she’s at home, she’ll leave it down. height : 5′3″. clothing style: you can’t really put suzie’s style into one category. it’s inspired by several different eras & many times she pieces it together. some might call it a bit tacky at times, but she thinks it looks cute. to her, that’s all that matters. tattoos: none. probably could never attempt to get one cause she’s seriously afraid of needles lol. piercings: her ears and that’s when she was fairly young. reference the tattoos portion for reasoning.
𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 .
when you were around six years old  , you first realized that you were lonely. it wasn’t like you weren’t around other people. it was just that those people were mostly your mom and dad. occasionally your cousins would come over sometimes, but they were all older than you by at least four years. your parents were kind of eccentric, and for that, they experienced how harsh other kids could be very early on. they decided they didn’t want you to experience the same things, so since both were felt they were prepared enough to do so, they homeschooled you to keep you sheltered from those types of things. 
you’re sure they had good intentions. that’s not something you questioned, but you wished they’d at least find another kid you could be friends with or have another kid. you found yourself bored by yourself, so you immersed yourself in things like books or whatever movies they had around the house. this is where your love of fairytales began, and you’d fantasize about living in one while you read or watched the stories unfold.
you lived in your head, and you still pretty much do. you’re an idealist, even though you haven’t seen much of the world. perhaps it’s the fact that you haven’t ventured very far from your home that makes you so, and while life could still be boring, you always had another book or movie to keep you company. you grew content being on your own, and the more that you were, the more you began to enjoy your own company.
that didn’t change the fact that you longed for friends. in all the stories you read or watched, the protagonist had one other person along with them for much of their journey. sure, you had people that you were friendly with, but it was never to the extent that you wanted. it was never a best friend or a close group  —  just someone you saw on few occasions. it also didn’t help how you felt when you were around others. the way you monitored every step you took, the way you crossed your legs, or going over the way you would speak to someone in your head over and over. you figured for the longest time it was because you were shy, but a diagnosis of anxiety gave you a lot more clarity and almost a sense of relief. those things started to make more sense.
being alone helped a lot when it came to academics. you spent a lot of your time studying or looking up random ass facts on the internet, and because of this, you’d call yourself fairly smart. you know your shit. it also helped a lot when getting into colleges. you didn’t aim too high though, not yet comfortable being all the way on your own. so, you chose the nearby university to attend. 
you move out. you’re excited, and your parents are nervous but prepared. they’re not oblivious to the fact that this day would come. you’re ready to go out and face the world, but most of all, you’re ready to make friends. you’re ready to go out and experience the world, every small step at a time. you’re convinced at college you’ll become a brand new person, find yourself, and make plenty of friends. 
it doesn’t go like that at first. of course it doesn’t. it’s a new environment, and it takes getting used to. but soon, people loosen up and warm up to you. you’re quick to make a couple of friends. it isn’t at all like the stories you’d read or watched when you were younger. it is happy and fun and joyous, but you realize that friendships take work. it’s a bit exhausting, as someone who had become such an introvert, but you manage and form close bonds. 
as of now, you are working on your degree and managing life one step at a time. you’re doing pretty well, and things are looking up. you keep your head in the clouds still to this day, imagining what the future will be like. you’re still idealistic and optimistic, not that that’s a bad thing.  
𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 .
i was being exaggerative with the ‘being at home’ stuff rip. i mean, she did spend a lot of time at home, but she wasn’t always there. her dad would take her out to rockin’ and rollin’, and i mean, she fuckin rocks when it comes to skating. it was kind of freeing to her as a child. she def got a pair of rollerblades as a christmas present, and she probably was the kid skating down her neighborhood road and shit from sunrise until her mom told her to take her ass inside. 
maybe seems like she’s ditzy and she’s probably somewhat naive, but she’s definitely not stupid. she’s also a fast learner. she is, however, too nice for her own good. she’ll learn eventually, but she’s hopeful and an optimist at heart 💔
loves her dad but tells her mom everything. she doesn’t recognize it, but her mom was probably her first best friend lmaoo. they have a really good relationship. she has a good relationship with her dad too. he’s a bit more closed off than her mom, and she recognizes that but understands.
has an irrational fear that everyone’s like,,, staring at her & thinking she’s weird. really wants everyone to like her but she’s not sure how to make that happen (news flash, it won’t)
her fam is actually from san francisco but when she was 3, her dad got a better offer in irving so that’s how they ended up here. she knows this & she wonders what life woulda been like if she stayed back in san fran. probably wouldn’t have changed but she literally lives in her head and imagines shit like that’s her job at this point so yehhh 
dreams of being a screenwriter and maybe even a director one day. she saw how film and books influenced her life as a kid & she wants to have the same impact, yk? v cute to me i love that. maybe she’ll write a book one day too who knows
i’m feelin like she has a ton of online friends cause she was seeking connection /w people so it makes sense. shout out to all her online pals who kept her sane & shit, but it wasn’t enough for her cause she really wanted those kinds of things irl.
is a hopeless romantic rip to her. just wants someone to sweep her up off her feet and give her butterflies but this aint no damn fairytale so let’s make it chaotic
character parallels: lily (dash & lily, 2020) , amélie poulain (amélie, 2001) , belle in some ways lmao (beauty and the beast, 1991) more to be added.
𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 .
*  friends, best friends, etc.  — literally any friends at all. this is the connection she craves the most tbh. platonic over romantic periodt ! she just wants people to braid her hair and have deep, personal convos with about literally anything while legally blonde is on the television. 
* a bad influence  —  i mean, she stayed inside mostly & is kind of an introvert. didn’t have tons of friends either, so she didn’t really have time to go to parties, etc. BE A BAD INFLUENCE SHE NEEDS TO LET LOOSE LMAOO. it’ll prolly take a lot to get her out but hey 
* good influence  — someone she’s a good influence on & who she helps in some way. i could see it happenin’. if you see it happening, i mean... hmu you know where i am mwah 💖
* crush  — someone she’s head over heels with. i mean, it probably wouldn’t take a lot. in my head she be catching feelings way too fast. it’s just a thing, but yeah, it could go either way. maybe your character is into her too or she’ll end up getting her heart broken which is lmao bound to happen one day. could also be someone who’s crushing on her but she’s way to busy focusing all her romantic attention on someone else to notice? idk i’m just here for all the plots.
* annoyance  — someone who finds her ass annoying/does not like her. she wants everyone to like her so it would be so confusing and upsetting and she would be like wtf did i do but i want it cause i love angst. sorry to all my muses out there luv yall but i’m just bein real
* again, anything at all  — if you have an idea that you love, pls don’t hesitate to hmu and lemme know. i promise i will 99.9% of the time be down. the same goes for any wanted connection doodads that i reblog like if u see it and ur like omg i luv that... PLEASE hmu i luv u all already & just wanna have plots and write with you srsly
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thatadorkablegirl · 4 years
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Since 2019 is coming to an end, I wanted to say a couple things:
So I made this tumblr account wayyy back in 2014 (holy shit that was 5 years ago wtf acndksm)
I actually wanted to delete this account this year since I wasn’t using it anymore. When tumblr added group chats, I wanted to see what the hype was all about.
Who knew that in the gcs I’m in I would’ve never guessed that I would meet such amazing people and that I’m happy to call my friends 🥺 Also going from 3 followers to 63 followers... holy shit (wtf y’all actually like my reposts jkjk anfndjdj)
Beware: I may or may not get sappy with these paragraphs so bear with me 😳👈🏽👉🏽
Here are a few people I wanna shout out:
@sweetchaos-yk NANA I LOVE YOUUU SOOO MUCH LIKE YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND AKFNDNDND you are one of the sweetest people I’ve met in the gcs and I’m so so happy to call you my friend 💕 You’re funny, caring pretty, and you’re always the first one to send an infinite amount of hearts, love to everyone! Plus, your super supportive! I love talking to you and I hope we can talk more and I hope we’ll be friends for a long time. I hope to get to know you more too 💕❤️✨💖💜💗❤️💕💟✨✨💝💖💘💕💞💝✨✨💜💗🥺💖
@chippychee @defsigh FIRST OF ALL, YALL ARE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I KNOW LIKE HOLY HELL okay so literally I love all of your crackhead nature to the point where I’m literally in tears at home reading messages 😂 also I love the fact that each and both of you guys have such a chill vibe to you that you’re both just loveable people from the get go. Everyone gravitates towards you both because you both have such a positive energy. Also I love how y’all can switch from being ultimate crackheads to being mature individuals too! ily my crazy,lovable boons! Hopefully I’ll get to know both of you a lil bit better in the future and I hope we stay friends too 👁👅👁🤟🏽❤️💛💚💙💓💞🤍💞💘✨💖💝💟❣️💜🤍✨💛❤️🖤
@lucyhasproblems @ethereal-bean MY SMARTY FARTY PANTS BOONS I love how you both are always there to help people who need advice.Like you both are so knowledgeable about almost everything and I’m always in awe when I read through your intellectual convos.I wish I can be like you guys akdnfjd Both of you are such wise individuals with bright futures ahead of you! I know it’s gonna be a long road ahead for you both but I wish nothing but the best in your career paths. I love you both with all my heart and I hope I can get to know you both better and stay friends too 💖💕💜✨💗🤧✨💜💕💚💜💖💜💚💚🤧
@sanownsmyheart BISH YOU ALREADY HEARD WHAT I HAD TO SAY BUT IMMA SAY IT AGAIN AKDNFJDJ Soo first of all I would’ve never guessed that we would be friends the first time we talked tbh but I’m super happy that I got to know you more and I just wanna say that I love you girl and you know if you wanna talk I’m here for you no matter what. Also don’t bring yourself down when things get tough, I know me saying that doesn’t really help much but just remember there’s always someone out there who’ll listen to you 🥺🤧❤️
@hell0stupid @dondielonie1 @wikihoeofgot7 @smoltrashcanfuk MY AHGASE BABES 🤧💚 First I just wanna say I love each and every single one of you even if we don’t know each other that well (feel free to message me or send gifs 🗿 to start a convo with me I don’t mind!) y’all make me soo happy when we’re talking or thirsting over the boys Who knows maybe one day we’ll all go to their concert together 🥺🤟🏽💚✨
And to all my new friends/mutuals I don’t know too well @honeymoon-changb @homeiswhereyoustoreyourlove @qtsoftie @henloimawierdobye @incoherent-piece-of-trash @fandom-queen-aka-trash @yeomjoo @nakamowoto @yeetyouhoes @sakurasangcl @bubbleskwan @chanswish @atinywoozi @aceforeverz @applejwoos @candle-lit-stars @stars-of-the-rainbow @cartier-co @forcing--happiness @gay4nct @iiasha @junhui @jihoonspout @kpopshennanigans @mindofthescattered @nubluko @veckvontour @fandomshavecollided @bbinie (and everyone else that I may have forgotten) I LOVE AND APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND I HOPE I GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS/GALS BETTER 🥺🥺✨❤️💜💚✨💕💗💜✨💕💖✨❤️💜 Even though I may not be as close to any of you yet, I hope I could change that! I’m always open to have a convo so please feel free to dm me, text me, message me, etc. because I want to get to know you better. Don’t feel pressured that you have to message me or anything, do whatever you are the most comfortable with! Also if you need someone to rant/vent to I’m always here for you 😊✨💕💞💕💖✨💜💞💚❤️💘💝💚❤️❤️💖✨✨💞❤️
This year was absolute s h i t especially since this year was the year my depression was getting the best of me and I was very close to not being alive and typing this rn.
But with the help of all of you (both close or not) I want to say I thank each and every single one of you for just being you and being accepting of lil ol me! I appreciate the love and support you all have given me and I’m being serious 🥺🥺🤧🤧
If you think that you can’t help out or support anyone in life think about this you helped one person think about everything else except dying...this gal 🤧❣️ I know 2019 was a hard year for most of us but I hope that 2020 is a better year for not only our mental health but I hope it’s filled with love, positivity, opportunities, good vibes, and also seeing through the negative energy and bullshit that people may say or do as well.
I LOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE EVERYBODY HAS AN AMAZING AND PROSPEROUS 2020 💙💗💚💓🧡💞💘💛💕❣️💓💗💝💟💕💝💞❣️💟💟💛💘💘💚💙💗💜❣️💕💕💟💗💓💕🤍🖤💟❤️💛💝💙💗💛💗🖤🤍💝💖💕💓❤️💛💚💚🤍💜💜💕💓💓💕💕❣️💜🖤🧡💚💚🤍💓💞💝💖❣️💞🖤🤍🤍🖤🤍💞💚💚🖤🖤💛💝❣️💓💞🧡💟💟✨✨💟💘🧡💓💓❣️✨💓💞💜💓✨💟💟💞❤️💖💜✨💜💓❣️✨💟💟✨✨✨💖💖❤️💝💕💟🖤🤍💙🤍💓🖤💕❣️💘✨💖❤️💝💚💜❤️💖❣️💘💓🤍💛💙✨💜💜💝💝💕❣️💘💛💓🖤🤍💛💟💞💝💘❣️✨💖❤️💜💞💚💞💝💞❤️💞❣️❣️✨💟💟💟✨💜💖💗💗
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hi friends this post is gonna be a bit long and sappy so sorry in advance
(im absolutely using this as an excuse to be sappy the way ive been wanting to be for a while) so i woke up today to see that i had over 250 followers and i just wanted to say like,,,, what the fuck?????? like yeah my main blog has a lot of followers but im sure like 80% of them are bots or inactive so the fact that i have that many followers here and that its something ive built up with actual like,,, content and stuff thats????? so wild????? when i started watching druck i never expected to make a tumblr for it, let alone write fanfics and stuff for it???? i know i go off about it all the time but i really did just start watching because i saw david in his binder and i knew i HAD to watch, and that was after waching skam og s3 and knowing that it was gonna be mlm and ive never been more grateful to a random gifset on tumblr like??? i dont know where id be as a person right now if i didnt have druck and this community on here and wow im just really so :,) and yeah like its just a show and all that but finding something that first of all made me more represented than anything else ive ever watched like??? thats amazing, but also a show that has given me actual real friends and a community of people that support me and value the random stuff that i write like??? holy fuck yall im just feeling a lot of things rn and im just so grateful to all of you <3
i also of COURSE need to shout out all of the amazing friends ive made here???? so first like tumblr specific people @rimbaux, @brisingr-iettauthr, and @bagels-and-seagulls like i didnt expect to be friends with yall but im so happy i am???? yall are all just so talented and also super freaking nice and funny and great people and im?? so glad that we all talk now its so great wow im really :,)
gotta shout out all my dungeon gays, like you guys??? i cant even express how much each of you means to me in every way?? like yall know some of the stuff that i deal with when it comes to like,, friends and shit like that so the fact that i always have you guys to scream to is so nice and im gonna actuallly start crying jsut cause i love yall so much and you all mean so much to me oh my GOD so @navollidiot, @davenziabend, @vildelesbianqueen, @sourflorenzi, god i LVOE you all so much <3
i gotta give special shout outs to @chlouais like yon,, youre always putting up with my bullshit whether that be editing my stuff or dealing with me yelling random ideas at you and like i think you were the first druck person i really became close with and im just :,) im just love you SO much yon and i know i say it a lot im just,,, big uwus over here!!!!!! and also of course a shout out to my fucking HUSBAND @theyellowcurtains like harri i feel like even though like 60% of our convos are jsut talking about how much we love eafch other i have to say it here too?? thank you for always listening to me complain and dealing with me when im drunk and stupid and justl letting me say stuff to you without the fear of being judged???? like i know we joke and make fun of each other constantly but ir eally do appreciate having someone i could go to with like,, anything i think so wowi love you and thank you <3
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2ugars · 5 years
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ੈ♡˳ high school senior!hyuck + soccer player!hyuck all in one!!!!
ps - the high school that i’m basing off their high school is mine, which is an international american curriculum high school that has like . a very small hs population.
a lovable and troublemaker senior who interacts quite a lot w his underclassmen — a bit too much than what’s probably considered necessary
he’s always been loud n friendly even before senior year but for some reason it? sky-rocketed?
like
u would expect seniors to stop tryin to make friends n stuff because they’ll have to leave for college at the end of the year nyways……
but NOPE
donghyuck’s a whole other species so he. .
makes friends .
A Lot of them
some of them r accidental on the other person’s part
there was this one time where hyuck forgot his pencil case and he was asking around
and some guy in junior year was like Here u go!!!!give it back to me after school or smth :)
as promised,, donghyuck Forgot to give it to him after school but he DID give it back the morning after w a bunch of teabags
donghyuck: some tea 2 relieve ur stress! also !!!!!!!      U r invited to my bday party :)
donghyuck: and my future wedding
donghyuck :D
junior: Whjat
hyuck’s that one senior who somehow knows everyone’s names?
he’s crazy
the type to say people’s names whenever he converses w them
he does it to seem closer nd to put them at ease? in a way?
has a unique handshake w 75% of the high school population
how does he remember all of that
muscle memory???????? who knows at this point
someone raised their hand during class and he flinched in his seat because he Really Wanted To Do The Handshake w them
he wouldn’t call it popularity, how a lot of people know him
“they’re just . familiar w me,” he would tell jeno
“that’s called popularity u idiot”
“n .   No”
it takes him a while to let it sink in that he IS popular but he still doesnt like to call himself that since he thinks it’s awkward nd a lil off-puttinng
so he just calls himself annoying in the end lmao
“i realized,” he rells renjun one day, “that i’m most likely the most annoying senior ever. more than mark was, even, and that’s saying a lot!”
renjun hums to show that he’s listening when, really, he’s not
“it’s the perfect plan,” donghyuck continues. “i get all of them to love me this year, and when i leave, the entire secondary school will have no choice but to mourn my absence—“
“was that your plan all along?” jaemin interjects with a laugh
“of course not. the kids love me without me having to try much. but it’s a pretty good plan! i could pass it down to chenle, or something.”
renjun later tells chenle to continue to never listen to hyuck
chenle, although puzzled, agrees
hyuck’s in varsity boys’ soccer as midfield
what u would call a hidden leader
was originally appointed captain by the coach but turned it down almost immediately
Hates disappointing people
especially people who are depending and relying on him
he isn’t sure he’s ready for that much weight, being an official leader
however when the ream found out he turned down the position of captain, they made him vice-captain next to sunwoo
donghyuck: “i won but at what cost”
mood maker of the team
screams a lot on the bench in the times when he’s pulled from the field to take a break
“U GO FELIX”
“LOOK AT MY BOYS GO!?!??!?!?!”
“OOF them THIGHS”
“JEEOOONNGGGIIIIINNNN that’s my little boy. Wow. i think im tearing up”
does this not only in games but in practices !
hes quite a chatterbox
please shut him up
i’m kidding please don’t
“look alive guys!!!!!! last one to run ladders buys sushi!!!!!!”
usually ends upbeing the last one
he says he does it on purpose
he’s lying he hates running ladders
“SPREAD OUT I NEED YALL LIKE A SMOOTH LAYER OF BUTTER ON TOAST! THAT MEANS NOT CLUMPED!”
he joked that if it weren’t for soccer, he’d be on the cheer squad
won mvp in junior year and the sportsmanship award for three years running
NOT ONLY DID HE WIN SOME SPORTS AWARDS.......
HHE ALSO WO N!!!!!!!!the hearts of the middle school boys’ soccer team
it’s because he’s the coach assistant during the ms soccer season
he started coaching in his freshman year
surprisingly gets shy when the boys, in all their wide-eyed awe n wonder, call him Coach Donghyuck
“nnnnnnnNNNNNOOOO O OO O  Dont say that call me hyuck instead omg plwase.  NO SIAN DONT CALL ME COACJ NO”
to hyuck’s confusion and jaemin’s pure delight, hyuck’s managed to steal the hearts of the middle school girls’ soccer team as well??
he took some chopsticks from the school cafeteria because he forgot his own at home
when he finished eating lunch, he didn’t want to go all the way to the tray drop-off since it was so far from where he and the dreamies sat
and renjun’s being more annoying than usual that day and is purposely making hyuck to hurry the HECK up so that they could do some modern language homework
of course, hyuck is lazy and doesn’t want to walk that far, renjun, gosh dan g it
so he goes to a middle school girl he’s had a few random, short convos with in his bus and... .. .
“hi louise! is it okay if i place my chopsticks here for you to take it to the tray drop-off?”
the young girl startles but at the sight of donghyuck, she smiles brightly. “oh, hi, coach!”
her greeting sparks up excited hi’s and hello’s from the other girls that donghyuck acknowledges with a smile of his own
(he doesn’t bother correcting them about the title)
(he knows that no matter how many times he’ll gently scold them into not calling him coach, they’ll still persist without fail)
(so he takes it in, albeit reluctantly and with his ears turning red every time)
“that’s totally fine!” louise says.
“thaaank you!” he sings, placing it neatly beside her plate. “you’re the best. see you in practice!”
and honestly
the reason why the middle school girls love him is because he stayed after school to study one day
and when he was done, he watched one of their games that was on the home field
he was on the sidelines shouting encouragements and generally just . Screaming his lungs out
you could probably imagine how the opponent team wa s thoroughly confused as to who the boy was and why exactly he was shrieking bloody murder
after the team won, he walked over to their team huddle and, after asking permission of their coach, gave them high fives and praised them and gave them light-hearted pointers before giving them a huge HUGE smile
yeah
apparently that’s enough to have a whole armada of boys and girls willingly take your chopsticks to the tray drop-off after lunch
he likes to brag about it every once in a while
anyways hyuck is just
a really good and nice senior
who the underclassmen respect and appreciate lots
when the seniors graduate, hyuck hides his tears by laughing so much
like it’s kind of concerning how much he’s laughing renjun thinks the boy’s going to choke on his spit at this point hyuck please sto p laughign
NOTHING FUNNY IS EVEN HAPPENING HYUKC PELAS E
like hyuck started laughing when the closing speech of the graduation ceremony begun
the boys thought it was because he probably farted or heard someone else fart since he was trying so hard not to make a sound
liek all you could hear coming from hyuck was wheezing and little hiccups
and jaemin, who was sitting next to him, had to pinch hyuck’s thigh constantly with how violently he’s shaking with silent laughter
hyuck was covering his face the entire time and jaemin, widely grinning, finally pried his hands away
only his grin slowly wavered when he saw the other boy’s face
jaemin: “oh”
renjun: “what do you mean oh? the teachers are looking at us, we might not even be able to graduate if he keeps laughing, shut him u—”
there wwere tears staining hyuck’s cheeks and snot was basically running down his nose and he was laughing like a maniac and oh no, he’s losing it, renjun get tissues, what the actual HEK
the closing speech ended with a new tissue box emptied and a tissue rolled up into hyuck’s left nostril
the others were crying, too, but they were smiling
jisung approached them with wet eyes and the same awkward stance where he keeps his hands clasped in front of him and hyuck tearfully joked that he looked like That Meme and made jisung cry instead of laugh and chenle started laughing because of it but ended up crying too
HAHAHAH THE SE BBOYS BEIN CRYBABIES (imcrygin too at the thought of this i love ht em. s o mmmcuhhchl)
hyuck couldn’t help but pull the dreamies into a hug before he gets swallowed by their arms, affections, and surprisingly, their smooches
“ABOUT TIME Y’ALL PUNKS RETURNED MY LOVE”
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Episode 2 - “Y'all. Vote me out fr cause I'm inactive as fronk” - Joshua (through Autumn)
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I hate flag-making challenges. I will not be helpful at all, and I hope that someone else can take the reigns and lead us to victory. I honestly feel safe going into a tribal council, but I do not want to test that theory.
Next morning
With Chips and Jules working on the crest designs, I feel confident that we will do well in the challenge. Maybe not the best, but definitely not the worst. I still have the same anxious feeling that my tribe is not active enough for my taste, but I will just have to live with it for now. Besides, at least this is not immunity because that we increase my anxiety by so much. But, I keep forgetting to search the idol hunt which is my bad, but it is just so hard and long that I do not really feel like searching all the time lol
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ART CHALLENGE <333 i love these challenges. Jess made my picture 110% better and its super cute. The note that she wrote with it is also hella cute and I love the whole HP aesthetics bc i never got to go to real hogwarts ;-; but i'm sure most of yall can related. The boys weren't too helpful but nick was better than jacob who is sick. Nick was way more active aka jacob said 3 sentences the entire challenge sooooo…. if we lose idk I might just save jacob anyways bc pregame relations.
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Won reward, but now we have to win immunity again. I really hope that this reward helps us continue to survive. I don't want to have to vote anyone out. We've been getting first, but I really just want to survive this challenge, its known to be hard.
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I think I have been stuck with the second most challenge inept tribe in the history of my ORG career. I literally said so many answers in my version of the story and Jules just fucked it up. And then they got the girl's name wrong. And then they started mixing up characters. I know I did well, but fuck these people. God. Now we need a tribe to get 0 which is very unlikely. I will just resign myself to tribal. I hope and pray that these people have some common sense and do not want to vote me out
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Listen. Listen. Listen. I dang knew this story was going to be Harry Potter based. I knew in my brain and in my heart that I shouldn’t have been the one to start that thing. What do I do? Start the dang thing. Oh well. We did alright. I would be shocked if we won tho but if we don’t I’ll be relieved. I def don’t feel confident enough but I really had a lot of fun with my tribe. I really miss this and really hope that my time isn’t cut short! I feel really good about my tribe mates sincerely. And that’s kind of scary! I would hate to see any of us to go and how it’s going to affect the bond we have if we vote someone out. In this moment with Max sitting out, it may be him who goes if we go to tribal. I hope that isn’t the case. I’ve got my fingers crossed for us. Huff Puff strong!
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Honestly Jules dropped the ball sis!! But it’s okay, I love her. She’s really nice and I know she tried her best. Plus she’s in an alliance with me and Owen, so we should have the numbers against Joanna or Miguel if we go to tribal. Personally, I’d prefer Joanna to go. She’s kinda domineering, but she’s also an asset in challenges thus far. She is organized and direct. I’ve also talked to her a bit more than Miguel, so I guess I don’t really care who goes.
I’m happy I didn’t fuck up the reward comp and the shit that I drew got us a win!
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I really hope I don't bomb that challenge, I answered everything that Kevin talked to me about.... I think!  The rest of them tried very hard but I am SOOO glad that I asked to do my part at the end because my memory of repeating things is horrendous but I'm usually pretty good at bullshitting test answers... too bad I got some of the multiple choice stuff wrong.
I think that if we do lose I am still in a good spot on this tribe and hopefully I won't be in danger.  I feel like I'm on everyone's good side and Max kind of just disappeared so maybe we could just vote him out this round? Idk.
Hopefully we don't have to worry about it.  I smell a swap coming up pretty soon and I just hope I'm either with Owen or with some of the people from my tribe.  I have no idea if they know anyone or are close with anyone in the other houses.
I'm still feeling the closest to Lily and Kevin but I have been talking to Landen a good bit too these days so hopefully we'll be safe or we can all just agree on Max.
16 minutes later
OOOOOH IS LANDEN PAVING THE WAY FOR A MOVE TO SEND MAX PACKING???
He just told me that me, lily and kevin are precious angels that must be protected and that he likes Max when he's around too so that sounds like something... HMMM...
I can't get cocky, I always go home when I get cocky. But I like this.
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my host chat saw this first (shout-out to Drewie and Dennis): Y’all I’m an idiot. I thought I only knew 2 people in this game (Owen and chips). Then I remembered I also know Jess, Autumn, and dan. Literally love and respect each of you my brain just don’t got the strongest memory no more. I’m so sorry!!!! I literally just told landen I only know 2 ppl. I’m just gonna try to not remember it happened.
Ugh.....I need to get it together.
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I love my tribe talking to each other now that we have to!! Everyday I'm like damn either I'm on the bottom or I'm not the only one with piss poor social game. Ok so... the moment the hosts said we got 1 point, I started getting ready for tribal lmaaaooo. No sense crying over it either because all the tribes basically just had to show up in order to beat that
Like how could we not go to tribal with a score of ONE? That shit's embarrassing hahaha. That's like when your teacher passes the test back to everyone sitting around you but not you so you KNOW it's bad. But you know what? It's all good cause I'd rather us take the L now and get it out the way and we can all laugh about it cause losing won't be funny after long. The real question is: will Gryffindor do this the easy way or the hard way caaauusse we all know who the weakest link is. I just wanna see if someone puts two and two together without my prodding. Chips already said we voting together right and I'm like yes sir. There's no better place than being on the same page
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WE WON OMG!! Jules basically gave me nothing, which is fine, i understand, but i'm so impressed that we pulled that off. Absolutely killing these reward challenges really helps!
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"Y'all. Vote me out fr cause I'm inactive as fronk."
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Tonight we learned Joshua is a feminist selfless man that I stan because he's volunteering to go home without me having to put his name out, which I was going to do. Like imagine if every guy had that kind of self-awareness, to recognize why he should be the vote and then embrace it instead of wreaking havoc. And wanting to see others succeed more than yourself? King shit! He knew when to hang it up and did just that. Like the number of times I've seen a vote get complicated for no fucking reason because everyone wants a fight to the death. Enough- I'm old, tired, and cannot exert too much energy at once. We got a long game ahead of us, not to mention quarantine. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you Joshua. We need more players like you and I appreciate your service
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im back back BACK AGAIN with another confessional! not much has changed but a few updates for the sake of these being required :) 1. max has become even more inactive, he's not reached out to me personally since the first day and any time i messaged him after that he's sent me nothing back that i can build a convo off of, so we just have stopped speaking. Luckily this challenge only required four people and everyone else SHOWED UP!! or at least spoke about their availability, while he did not. However in his defense he said he was having some issues at home and i feel for him but his inability to connect has been an issue before he spoke about anything in our tribe chat with us. I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but this point my relationships with the other 3 are leaps and bounds ahead of where I am at with Max. Maybe he can pick up some speed if we continue winning challenges but, it's not looking too hot. SPEAKING OF CHALLENGES, well first we lost reward AGAIN, but we won immunity.. AGAIN! thank goodness for not being first or second boot, i always love being able to avoid these early tribals and if i can get to a swap without seeing one that would be ideal, but also if we do go and maybe vote out max? wouldn't be the worst thing. Moral of the story we won and thats exciting! however.. if we didn't.. the first big push of strategic talk came up with landen when he hinted at being frustrated with max's lack of presence which I also share. I do believe if we lost me and landen could have most definitely picked up ruthie and lily to form a four against him, if he even came to tribal. That would be my ideal situation and if we continue on this tribes hopefully it gives me a nice cushion to fall on if we do lose so i dont have to entirely blow up my social game within the first few rounds by voting out someone i've built a connection with. If max can go and the remaining four hufflepuffs can make a swap I would feel good about that, and maybe in the right circumstances we could work together on the swapped tribes because i genuinely like all of these people (yes max too but in this specific scenario he wouldn't be included bc... well..) anyways to close this off i still absolutely ADORE lily, she is fun and our conversations are really good, and same goes for ruthie, hopefully i dont have to see either of them or myself go home before we can really start playing because i think we could do some damage. :) ok anyways this was longer than i thought it would be goodbye
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I'm still not over the fact that I was able to answer 7 of those questions right. I have the memory of a plastic fork.  I also love that we are SAFE!
I do kind of hope things get spicy and we swap this round and become two tribes of 9. That'd be cute. I don't want VI to get bored and crack on me. BUT ALSO I think I have solid enough relationships with almost everyone on this tribe... so who knows?!
Also... these hoes really out here trying to search for an idol in PUBLIC. IN PUBLIC. WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?
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Dear diary, seems like we keep winning challenges, which is great but tbh i feel like every time i give a disadvantage to my team because english is not my first Language, and so far its been a vocabulary test and a listening and speaking test. I mean I knew I signed up for school but damn. Give me some macarena  or drinking tequila challenge and I'll crush it
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bippity boppity boo im back again with almost no content kdfasjhdskjfh
Ravenclaw working smarter and we keep winning, period!!! Thankful that y'all put Dan and I together....bc truly we will be unstoppable in these competitions. I kind of want to lose soon though to see how things would shake out, but I don't really have bad blood with anyone. Joanna seems passionate enough in the tribe chat and the challenges, even if she's dry in PMs. Miguel still won't give me anything other than a "how are you," but I hope the best for him in life lol
Still love Jules and Dan, and we made a three person alliance, but I haven't talked with either of them much one on one since it happened.... I really need to step the social game up eventually, but right now, I'm coasting, and maybe that's what I need before I find the time and resources in this game to strike!!
The idol hunt is hard but Dan seems onto something. Honestly he's gonna be a big threat sooner or later so he's sticking around as long as I can keep him! The last two games I've been in I've seen "goats" get dragged to the end and locked in final 3 positions, and then these perceived goats have ended up winning. so I want the big players in this game to rise to the top and fight it out in the end!
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let’s say i am como we dice.. fed up with a lot :flushed: a lot meaning joshua starting to get on my nerves a bit! he’s genuinely sweet n all but.. the way he complained about us losing by putting down others work HHH pissed me off. which is why i will be voting him out hehe.. but so far my misting has worked because no one wants to vote me out! mwah
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Slytherin killed the memory challenge. We thought we were all gonna flop bc all of us thought we sucked at memory stuff. um well we knocked it out of the park? Ravenclaw got 4 and huff/gryff got 1. We got 7 so oops. I do hope things turn out well for Gryffindor but no one I really know/care about is in that house so I'm not too worried. I hope they continue to lose or even hufflepuff since ravenclaw has 2 of my friends in it.
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I have been TERRIBLE with confessionals but only because there's really not been much going on? I have an alliance with Dan and Owen, and even though I wrote off Joanna I was DEFINITELY wrong in doing that. Miguel is sort of the outlier. Our team is kinda iconic though? We've done so well on all the challenges. I might be the weakest link? More to come.
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it's pretty sad but the whole tribe has agreed to vote max if we lose, basically he's just never around because of what's going on at home and like thats sad but... we gotta do what we gotta do *shrug*. I'm really feeling good about Hufflepuff moving forward, i've never bonded this much this easily with EVERYONE on a tribe and i just feel like if we keep winning or even if we lose and have to vote out max, we could be a great group for the future. especially i feel great about working with kevin, we dominated eve's game after eve came between us in 2020 that dastardly witch... :P (juuust kiddin. love ya!) but now we could totally do well in this game too i think.....
lily and ruthie are just so sweet and we really bond talking about pretty much anything,, especially lily is a great conversationalist and i just find it so natural to talk to them both. i'd love to work with any combination of people from hufflepuff in the future, hopefully i start sucking a little less at all these challenges. i think i did pretty great on memory :D
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So here is the summary of what has happened since last time
We had a reward challenge that was drawing. Mine sucked. Apparently 3/4 so no reward.
We played Telephone. My team didnt realize that details are the most important parts of that and didnt share then with Autumn so Autumn didnt share them with me. Then I didnt know them when asked about them.
We scored 1 point and lost. Since I still have no alliance I'm scared that it could be me. So I kind of got an idea how everyone was feeling.
Juls let me know she wanted to vote Joshua and- it's not me so that's fine!
Then I was talking to Autumn about it and - OOP! Josh asked to be voted out. So unless he plays an idol I'm supposing he is leaving after asking to go.
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woo my tribe won immunity!! we are safe! i’m glad bc i’m forming good relationships with ppl on my tribe. i think we all get along rly well so i hope we keep winning. the challenge was fun and i slayed bc i’m skinny mwah
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Ya know what’s refreshing? Being on a tribe that actually wins!!! The last three games I’ve played I’ve been on flop ass starting tribes.
Now we’ll lose every challenge
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This sickening bitch just found a hidden immunity idol!!!! Good until f6 L A D I E S!!!!!!
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HI BARBS SO I WAS GROUNDED SO I MISSED THE CHALLENGE BUT MY HUFFLEPUFF BABS SLAYED SM SO IM LIVING
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CONFESSIONAL 2.1 —
Not much strategy has happened this episode, just simply tribal bonding! We are SlytherWINNING, getting reward and immunity this time! How wonderful.
Regarding my tribe mates, I love all three. I pray, pray, pray we make swap, i do Noh want to be a dirty bad guy and have to vote one out.. yet. Haha.
I was drunk during immunity, one full glass of rum & coke, so I am shocked that we won immunity. Honestly, I feel silly admitting I was drunk to my tribe because... if I can do that when drunk, imagine if I was sober. Competition Beast, duh.
I also gave up my run this round for the tribe to use. Was partially social, partially I just do not understand how to do the Hunt, so I might as well help the greater good. Either way, it comes off positively.
Hoping for a smooth journey for a little longer!
x nick
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Joshue has basically quit at this point so I have no fear going into tribal
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choco-chip-cookie · 7 years
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SugarDaddy!Cal Pt.15
A/N: Well, well, well you guys I have returned. I know this chapter is long overdue and I apologise, but these are the last few days of school and when you’re in honors classes that apparently means give loads of work to the teachers.Then I was going to upload it hours ago but Oliver (the guy Connor is based on) spontaneously took me out for ice cream and shit. Anyway, I’m satisfied with this chapter and it’s long as hell, but I hope you all enjoy it. Remember 100 notes and feedback for 16.💕
**WARNING**: Loads of profanity, but that’s all.
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"I'm so glad you got a haircut." You teased Connor as you ran your fingers through his now neatly trimmed and styled hair."I don't know what the hell you had going on with it yesterday."
"Oh shut up, Y/N."
The two of you had been roaming the mall shopping for hours on end. You knew that Connor needed a well deserved girl's day, and what's a better way to spend it besides shopping with a fashion major? You were dragging Connor towards Tip N' Toe for scheduled pedicures.
"So, what's your plan for me and Felix?"
"Not sure yet." You admitted to him." He kind of refuses to talk about the subject."
"That's Felix for you." Connor chuckled although he found no amusement with his situation." Hold things in until shit hits the fan."
"Maybe you two need this little break. It might help you grow stronger or something."
"What about you and Calum? You haven't said much about him." Connor quickly changed the subject and you rolled your eyes." Uh oh."
"He's got a girlfriend now."
"No!" He shouted as he suddenly halted.
"Yep."
Connor was stood in place as he watched you continue to walk with his mouth agape and his hand placed on his hip. You laughed lightly as you heard his bags ruffling as he speed walked to catch up with you. Connor is you and Calum's biggest fan, so to find out if was over hit him to the core.
"Well, what the actual fuck!"
"I have no idea, Connor. He still treats me as if we still have our deal going on and just ignores the fact he's no longer available."
"I hate boys." Connor concluded."Seriously, I hate them."
You arrived at Tip N' Toe, smiling kindly at the last sitting at the desk. It took some time for her to get you seated and prepared for the pedicures due to the language complications, but she and another man started on you two right away. You pulled your phone from your pocket as you heard it ping and rolled your eyes at the name that appeared.
~ Whatcha doooin?
"Speaking of the devil, C." You laughed, showing the blonde the message and he shook his head.
"Pitiful."
~ Girls day with Connor why?? ~ I'm stuck on a date with Nicole and I'm bored out of my mind ~ Soooo....you texted your ex-sugarbaby for entertainment? Nice one lmao ~ She's talking about fashion shows and shit I have no idea about ~ I miss our convos about stuff that makes no sense to anyone else ~That's what you left me for fam ~Don't start, please
"He's texting me while on a date with his girlfriend." You told Connor and he looked more offended than you were.
"Seriously?"
"Deadass."
~Can you come over tonight? ~ I'm not having sex with you gtfo ~ Dammit that's not what I meant ~ Boy bye
Going to his place just to talk wouldn't be that bad, right?  
You rolled your eyes as you locked your phone, scolding yourself for even considering to go. You knew that once you got there, talking was not all you were going to do.
"I'm starving." Connor complained once you started your car, scratching the bridge of his nose." Can we go to Mugshots? I really need a burger."
"Your wish is my command madam."
The drive to Mugshots was particularly quiet, the only sound being heard was your occasionally humming and the radio playing the top hits of today. At one point in time you had to pull over from laughing so hard at a joke Connor told you, but other than that you two were relatively quiet. You could see his excitement as you pulled into the lot of Mugshots and parked, his mouth practically watering at the thought of having a burger in his fingertips. Instead of just getting out right away, you both just sat there scrolling on your phones.
"Girl..."The blonde boy trailed, tapping your shoulder vigorously and you looked up from your phone with your eyebrows furrowed in confusion."Is that Calum and his new girl?"
Your head then snapped towards where he was pointing, grinning mischievously as you saw them sitting at a table near the window. You could see how bored Calum seemed to be as he slowly ate his food and Nicole talked his head off about God knows what.
"Ahh shit."
"You're gonna start some drama aren't you?"
"Are you calling me messy, Connor?" You faked offense and he rolled his eyes playfully, getting out of the car and having you follow close behind him.
Connor paid you no attention as you text Calum to tease him and make him aware of your newfound presence.
~ Awww, are yall wearing matching clothes? ~ How cuute ~ How did you know....? ~Look out the window, babe
Calum’s eyes widened in panic as he noticed both you and Connor walking towards the entrance of the restaurant. He knew what you were capable of and he definitely knew of  just how petty you could be.
~ Oh my God ~Don't mind us, we just wanna eat lunch
"Welcome to Mugshots." The hostess smiled at you and you sent her a kind smile as well."Table for two?"
"Yes, please." Connor confirmed and she told you to follow her.
As she led you towards a free table, you passed by the section Calum was in and it was as if you had a mini you with devil horns sitting on your shoulder. You were most likely about to make some bad decisions, but at the end of the day you knew you wouldn't regret them.
"Excuse me." You stopped the dark haired waitress,"Can we get a booth by the window over here?"
"Oh, yeah, that's fine."
She led you over to where Calum and Nicole were sitting and you took the booth seat right across from them. If Calum wasn't panicked a few minutes ago, he definitely was now.
~ Did you request to sit next to us? ~ Maybe I did, Maybe I didn't
"Hey, Calum." Connor spoke politely and Calum mumbled out a hey as well."Who's this?"
"I'm his girlfriend, Nicole." The redhead girl spoke and Connor looked at you as if to say,"Really, bitch?"
"Ahh, this is who you told me about earlier."
"Yep, this is his new type."
Calum let out a stressful sigh and leaned his head into his hands. Why was he being punished for something he really had no control over? Why was life so complicated?
"Yeah and you must be his hoe that I've been told about." She sneered and you raised your eyebrows in surprise.
"Oh, so I was your hoe, huh?"
"No, I never sai-" Calum tried to defend himself but was interrupted by the waitress.
"Hello. My name is Diana and I'll be your waitress today. What can I get you to drink."
"Sweet tea." You told her, eyeing Calum as you heard him whisper out your favorite drink.
"I'll have a coke, please."
"Alrighty." She nodded." These are the menus and I'll be back in a few minutes."
There was silence between both you and Connor as you decided on what type of burger you wanted. You were eavesdropping on the couples conversation next to you, trying to hold in your laughter every time Connor shot you looks as a reaction of what was said. It didn't take long before the waiter came and took you order and Connor then asked you a question that caused you to have to hold back your laughter.
"So how's your sugar daddy situation going?"
"It's been rough, lately." You admitted. You knew you had to fill him in on the situation, so in your mind this was the perfect time to tell him."Remember he took me to London for a week?"
"How was it by the way?"
"It was the most fun I had in a while. A few days were just spent in the hotel cuddling and ordering a shit ton of room service, but he went all out one night, girl. Took me to a fancy ass restaurant and ordered a limo."
"He got you a new outfit too, didn't he?"
"I gotta picture, hollup."
All the while you were discussing what all went on, you knew that Calum was listening intently. You especially knew when you spoke a little louder to say,"But he ignored me for a week after and I ended up finding out he got a girlfriend through TMZ."
"You lyin'."
"No I ain't." You shook yo head." You see the proof in front of you. Major downgrade."
"Excuse me?" Nicole spoke up and you gave her the most innocent face you could muster up. You were going to get under her skin and you didn't have a care in the world.
"What?"
"I'm a model, sweetheart. You're obviously the downgrade."
You scoffed, letting out a small laugh as you said,"Baby, please. If you seen my body in some lingerie you'd mistake me for a short ass Victoria's Secret model."
Nicole only rolled her eyes and shot a glare Calum’s way when she noticed him chuckling quietly to himself. His face immediately straightened and he returned to picking at his food. He pulled his phone out to secretly text you again and eyed you as you opened it to reply.
~Y/N, please stop ~ I'm not doing anything but having a conversation with my best friend ~ Why're you purposely trying to get underneath her skin ~ But I'm not doe?
The next words that left Connor's mouth nearly made you spit out your sweet tea from laughing."So how's your sex life?"
"Fucking amazing."
"Last time you had sex was when? A month ago?" He laughed, honestly not knowing when." I know I'm deprived."
"Two days ago actually."
Now this time, Connor literally choked on his beverage and sent you wide eyes.
"Bitch, with who?!" Your smirk was enough for him and he pretended to faint, placing his head on the table."You can't be serious!"
"I am."
"Tell me about it."
You were generous enough to whisper about how that night had went, deciding that you didn't want everyone to know about your sex life. Calum kept his eyes on you as you and Connor giggled like school girls, biting his lip nervously as his PR girlfriend stared him down. If only looks could kill.
"How many times can he make you cum?" Connor spoke loudly and you'd shrugged.
"The most was four."
Your heads snapped to Calum's table when he coughed loudly, patting his chest due to his drink going down the wrong pipe. After his episode, his cheeks were burning red from embarrassment as he felt multiple eyes trained on him, some snickering from what you had said not too long before. Of course they didn't know that you were talking about the blushing Māori boy beside you, but the conversation was interesting as well as entertaining nonetheless. You knew you were going to get a text from him, and smiled once you heard your phone ping. God was this fun.
~ You did NOT just do that ~ Lmaoooo ~ You just told the restaurant how many times I've made you cum ~ Just telling Connor what he wants to hear ~ She's so pissed at me rn ~ She keeps sending me a stank look...is there a problem? ~Don't
You locked your phone and placed in back in your lap so you could continue to eat your food. Nicole was practically burning holes through your skull from shooting daggers at you, and it took everything in you not to laugh. You and Connor finished up your meals ignoring the two of them for the rest of the time and sat patiently when it was time to pay. You heard Nicole whispering about you while Calum apologized about the whole situation. When Nicole scooted closer towards him so they could take a picture you gagged.
"Why are you like this?" Connor laughed, shaking his head and you shrugged.
"I have no idea."
"Because she's a trashy whore who thinks it's funny to mess with other people's relationship." Nicole tossed her opinion into your conversation and Calum slowly shrunk down in his seat.
"Girl, bye. I recall you taking Calum from me, sweetheart."
"I understand why he didn't want you anymore. You're ghetto as hell."
That comment made you laugh loudly and you stood from your seat, Calum's eyes widening in apprehension. You wouldn't do this in public, right? You really wouldn't stoop that low.
"You better be glad I'm really not ghetto, 'cause I would've been caused a scene and beat yo ass." You smiled as kindly as you could while you gathered your things. You and Connor split the check and placed the exact change in the black billfold so you could leave. You blew a kiss at Calum and waved at Nicole as you exited, Connor laughing hysterically behind you.
"I know I'm never one to turn down a party or a night out, but I'm seriously regretting this already." Connor sighed as he fixed his blonde quiff and applied a pink tinted lip balm.
"Relax, C. Everything's gonna be just fine." You reassured."The boys invited you because they want you to have a good time."
Connor rolled his eyes and slammed the visor mirror closed as he scoffed,"Oh, please.This invite was out of pity."
"Shut up. We're gonna take advantage of these free shots within this hour and get wasted and forget all about our boy troubles, aight?"
"Okay." He sighed.
Hopping out of the car and linking your arms together, you walked into the club with your eyes already on the bar. You waved at the boys who were already seated in the VIP section, a couple of girls hanging around and most likely flirting heavily. Connor led you to the bar and ordered something you’ve never heard of, but you went along with it anyway. If there was anyone you could trust when it came to an alcoholic beverage, it was definitely Connor. After taking two shots of the strong liquid, you helped him carry the rest to the table and greeted your friends with wide smiles.
“Hey, you guys!”
“You’re looking good, Y/N.” Luke commented with a hug, followed by Michael and an awkward one with Ashton. The two of you were still trying to get on good terms after his short episode of hatred.
“This is my best friend, Connor. He’s quite the party animal.”
“Oh stop.” Connor blushed. He couldn’t help the warming of his tan cheeks as these attractive men towered over his shorter frame. Height was always a weakness for him, especially on guys he thought were cute.”I’m just here to get drunk and have a good time.”
“Well, let’s go have fun, yeah?” Michael asked and he nodded his head, the three of you going to the dance floor.
You were having the time of your life as you danced with the two, on occasion having to pause from laughing too hard and nearly tipping over at their dance moves. You laughed even harder at the few men who tried to feel Connor up and receive a stank face in return before he moved closer to you. There were strong arms wrapping around your waist and you spun around to see who suddenly was dancing against you, your happy smile widedning at the sight of your curly headed boy.
“Hey, princess.”
“How are you, Cal.”
“I’ll be just fine if I can get a dance.”
And that was all you needed before you spun around and began to grind your body against his, slowly bending over in a twerk. Sooner or later the boys had all joined you and you had Connor cheering you on as he playfully smacked your ass a few times as always. It was then you felt Calum being tugged away from you did your smile drop as you noticed who the stranger was.
“What the hell, Calum?!”
“Who the fuck invited her?” Connor rolled his eyes in annoyance as he felt the fun being slowly drained from everyone. Of course Calum’s girlfriend would ruin it all.
“Nikki, calm down.” Calum attempted as she began to fuss and dragged him away from the lot of you.
Michael, Luke, and Ashton continued to dance, but that slight mishap had honestly killed your mood. You argued slightly with Connor about going to sit at the table whilst he stayed with the others to dance for a couple of minutes before he finally reluctantly agreed. Why did problems always arise when you were trying to be chill and do you was a question that would forever go unanswered.You sat there alone, sipping on a martini and scrolling through facebook until you decided that you were in the mood to dance again. Minutes passed and both Michael and Luke had decided to sit with you to take a break, small beads of sweat dripping from their faces. The three of you talked and laughed about what you had missed with them the past few weeks as well as made fun of Connor who was letting it all loose with a drunk Ashton.
"What the fuck is your problem?!" A girl shouted at you and your eyebrows knitted together in confusion, looking away from Luke to see Nicole’s makeup caked face."Why do you have to make this a competition, huh? Why can't you just leave Calum alone?!"
"Okay, for one, there ain't a competition because I'm winning regardless." You could hear the laughter coming from both Michael and Luke on the side of you, trying to keep your face straight as Michael whispered out,"Burn."
"And two, I'm not stuttin' you. I came out here to have a good time with my friends, you're irrelevant."
"I'm more relevant than you'll ever be." She rebutted, waving her hand around in your face."I was on the cover of Vogue."
"Yeah? And how many bodies did you catch before you got there?" You smirked and you could practically see the steam coming out of her ears.
"Fuck you!"
"I don't swing that way, strictly dickly over here."
Both Michael and Luke were besides you crying from laughter, your rebuttals being the highlight of their night. You even let out a few giggles yourself, not being able to stay serious with them laughing obnoxiously loud beside you. At this point Nicole was going off on you as you sat and barely paid any mind to what she was saying. You could tell she got extremely pissed when she notice you wink at Calum who was now watching the two of you from the bar, a smile making it's way onto his cheeks at the action.
"You know what?! You're just a jealous whore that can't accept that Calum has moved on to something better." She yelled, bending over to be closer to your face and her finger pointing you in the eyes.
"Girl, you better getcha skinny ass on." You warned her as she was getting too close to your face for you liking, smacking her finger away from you. It was making you nervous and when you get nervous you didn't react too well.
"I'd rather be skinny than fat like you, bitch."
That comment caused you to laugh as you took back your last shot of whatever it was Connor ordered you. "Baby girl, the only thing fat about me is my thighs and this ass."
"Can we not do this right now?" Calum interrupted as he appeared behind Nicole and he stood between the two of you.
"You know it's whatever to me." You shrugged."Yo bitch wanna get bold then I'mma have to pop off." Calum had to scold himself after examining your face for thinking about how sexy you looked with your eyebrows furrowed in anger and your lips pouted more than usual.
"Y/N, please." He looked at you with pleading eyes.
You were going to be the bigger person and just let it go to have a good time with Connor who was beckoning you to the dance floor, but the minute you heard her call you a bitch and saw her dump her drink all over you it seemed as if time slowed down. One minute you were laughing at Connor on the dance floor and the next minute you were dragging Nicole by her hair up and down the same floor. There was a crowd formed around the two of you as you repeatedly punched her in the face while you were sat on top of her, yelling multiple profanities. The poor girl couldn't defend herself, her best defense being her yelling for Calum to get you and calling you names. You weren't even thinking straight, the only thing floating around in your mind being,"beat this bitch ass".
"Y/N, stop!" You heard Calum's voice through all of the yelling, but not even he could calm you. He was the main reason for this.
You felt his strong arms wrap around you and he tugged you away from her." Tell that bitch to let my hair go!" You yelled at anyone since the redhead had a handful of your curls in her grasp.
Ashton came over and untangled her fingers from your hair and in a flash you and the boys were all being escorted outside. There were at least ten paps outside yelling questions at you about both you and Nicole's disheveled form and why Calum was carrying you instead of his girlfriend.
"I'm gonna take her with me Connor. I need to talk to her." Calum told him and the shorter boy nodded, thankful that he had grabbed your keys earlier in the night.
You piled into the truck the boys had all came in and couldn't help but to laugh as Nicole entered the truck as well. You almost forgot she arrived with them.
"Now what was all that shit you were talking, bitch?"
"Y/N, shut up." Calum warned and you fought away from his grasp.
"No fuck you and yo dumb ass girlfriend. That's what the fuck she get thinkin' she can pour her drink on me and she wasn’t gonna catch a fade."
"We're going to be in so much shit tomorrow." Ashton groaned, knowing that there was a meeting following this incident.
"I'm pressing charges for this, you bitch. I swear to God." Nicole cried and you laughed harder at her distress.
"You gon' get enough of fucking with me, hoe. You got the right one today."
"Y/N, shut the fuck up!" Calum yelled and you rolled your eyes.
The ride back to Luke's apartment was quiet besides the sniffles from a hysterical Nicole. Once you arrived Calum tried to speak to her, but she angrily dismissed him and climbed into her car before speeding off. The boys sent each other awkward looks as Calum tugged you into the house, Michael sneaking a high five to you before you entered. When you finally set foot in Calum's room he slammed the door behind him and the two of you stared at the other, anger evident in your features and tension filled the air.
"What the fuck was that?! You just fought my girlfriend in a club!"
"She was the one doin' all that wolfin!" You argued back."I was trynna to leave the situation alone and she threw her drink at me!"
"You didn't have to drag her up and down the club, Y/N!"
"That hoe got bold and I reminded her who the fuck she was." You shrugged your shoulders and placed yourself on the edge of his bed." You oughtta control her next time."
Calum took note of how thick your southern accent had gotten due to your anger. That accent along with your slang from back home was driving him crazy. He wanted nothing more than to bend you over his bed and take out his frustrations on you like he usually would, but he knew now was not the time. At this point, he honestly thought you'd swing on him as well.
"For the love of God, Y/N, I'm in a band! You can't do shit like this!"
"Look, I know you have a reputation and all, but I don't give a damn. I'm not finna let nobody hoe me, that shit dead."
Calum stood there and pinched the bridge of his nose as you took your heels off of your aching feet. You were surprised they were still in tact and praised god that they had a strap on them so you wouldn't lose them earlier. You could practically feel the heat radiating from Calum, his cheeks red showing you that he was just as warm as you thought. You had to admit, there was the little voice in your head scolding you and telling that there was a better way to handle that situation. Of course it caused you to automatically feel bad at the stress you were putting him through. You slowly walked towards him and wrapped your arms around his waist, hugging him tightly to you as a sign of your apology. You were never one to just out and apologize, especially if you didn't do anything wrong, so this was the best he was going to get and he knew that.
"Can you go home, please." He sighed and you shook your head.
"You wanted me to come over remember?"
"That was before you attacked Nicole."
"You gotta admit I got her ass, though." You tried to make fun of the situation, suppressing your smile as you looked up at him."She only got a few scratches on me." You pointed at the few scratches on your face and he rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, Y/N."
Calum drug you into the bathroom and told you to sit on the counter as he searched for the first aid kit. You kicked your legs childishly as you watched him gather different items from the box,placing them along the counter Once he collected them all, he kneeled onto his knees between your legs to get better access..
"How bad is it?"
"They're not deep." He shrugged."They'll probably disappear within a few days."
There was a comforting silence as Calum cleaned the small scratches across your face. You examined his face intently while he focused on rubbing ointment across your face. You had to admit that this kind gesture had you feeling some type of way. I mean, who wouldn't if they had a fine boy that they liked cleaning them up after a fight? Especially a fight that he was so angry about only moments before. You couldn't help yourself as you leaned into place your lips on Calum's, catching him totally off guard as he leaned away from you, only to have you pull him closer between your legs. The sweet kiss only lasted a few moments before you both pulled away and stared into each other’s brown orbs completely mesmerized. 
“God, what are you doing to me?” He questioned you as he rested his forehead against yours and tried to ignore all of the wild emotions flowing through his head.
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sequoiann · 7 years
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❧ b.sk | roommate!au
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pairing; seventeen seungkwan x reader
genre; bulletpointed, roommate!seungkwan, humor (loads of this), fluff (loads of this too)
✎a/n; i’m eggcited for this wewew hope ya’ll enjoy thiss !! psps. i’m probably gonna do this on a lot of other members so do leave a msg in my inbox to let me know who you’d like to see a roommate!au on ;))
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UWAKK I CAN ALREADY PICTURE THIS
ok so so sO!
seungkwan
boo seungkwan
as a roommate
you seriously won’t know whether to thank all the gods up there for sending you such an angelic patootie 
or to curse the devils for sending you one of their kind
bc not gon lie but seungkwan is a real mix
the story of how the two of you ended up in the same dorm room is really simple tbh
according to school protocols ;; male dorms and female dorms should be far apart
like really far apart
bc no one wants ehEM EHEM to happen right?
wrong lol 
the university gives no shit about that man
they just mix whatever they want
but most girls and guys willingly stick to sharing a room with the same gender since it’ll be less awkward
but you transferred to the school around midterms 
and the girls’ dorms were full
or at least that’s what they told you
so they decide to put you in the guys’ dorms
“you don’t mind, right?” 
“of course not. everything’s alright.” 
“great. here’s your key. eleventh floor, room five.” 
ok you minded
a lot.
like you pretty much have to live with this guy now?? and if he’s messy and disgusting and—
oh my god you didn’t even want to think about it
you kinda resigned to your fate and went straight to the dorms, to your room, bc you had a shitload of luggage to park.
when you got in, you were pleasantly surprised
the place was really really really clean??
like there were no random trousers hanging everywhere and the floor felt really dust-less
and you felt that ray of hope that this plan wouldn’t be so bad after all
and like juST before you were about to unpack
the door opens
//grand music plays
seungkwan enters
but at that time you didn’t know him yet so you just awkwardly scramble to your feet
and bow slightly since you were aware that your roommate was a year older
and do your formal introduction of ‘hi i’m y/n please take care of mi’
you look up and notice he’s cute
like cute as in
the baby kind of cute screeeeches
and he looked nice and quiet
HA ‘QUIET’ WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING
ok so he introduces himself as seungkwan 
and the start was really awkward tbh 
the both of you were just literally walking circles around the room and staying on opposite ends bc awKWARD !1!!
you weren’t one to start a convo so yeah this time was no exception
but seungkwan actually initiated one and you were so relieved bc you were literally suffocating from this awkward air
he was like “so, um, you’re a year younger?” 
“yeah”
“do you need help, er, unpacking?”
you turn to your heavy ass luggage and overflowing clothes and laughed
“yeah, i guess?”
seungkwan looked excited bc he internally wanted to do sth so ya’ll can get over this ice cold thing
so ice ice baby ok i’m sorry let’s continue
and he literally bounces on two feet and like goes over to you and hE LOOKED LIKE AN ADORABLE PENGUIN ASDFGHJK
he helps you get your clothes out and like a lot of them got unfolded so he kindly folds them back and stacks them neatly
then he like opens the empty side of the closet which he wasn’t using and helps you load your clothes in there
and he hangs up your coats before coming back to you 
who was struggling with the cables you had put in your bag bc they tangled up real bad
meANWHILE
seungkwan decides to unzip a ‘hidden compartment’ of your luggage 
and vOILA
he bursts into laughter and you had no idea what was going on
then you notice the unzipped compartment and you just
“SEUNGKWAN !!!?!??!?!?” 
and he was literally a laughing mess on the floor like his ears were red and he was rolling about trying to catch his breath but it wasn’t working
bc,,,, you kept your bra and undies in there
and seungkwan saw it
zE eMBArrASSmENT 
seungkwan manages to choke out an ‘iM soRRY’ before he continues dying in his own laughter
and you can’t help but laugh too bc his laughter was contagious asf
and bc of this incident ,,, ya’ll became really really close
it’s like a ‘he already saw my undergarments on our first meeting what worse can happen’
so yall became very open with each other
like after four months or so ya’ll bFF MAN
he even knew where you kept your pads
bc there were those days where it just comes unexpectedly and you don’t know until you strip in the toilet for a bath
so you just scream for seungkwan to pass you one like
“seUNGKWANN”
“YA”
“WILL YOU BE A DEAR AND—”
“YA SURE” 
that was great to you tbh like it made life so convenient
but the downsides of having seungkwan as a roommate 
lolol 
so many many
seungkwan’s in the school choir (which surprisingly accepts both boys & girls)
so he claims he needs his personal vocal practice
every.
single.
day.
and the room turns into a freaking opera theatre istg
like you literally hear him go do re mi fa SO LAR TEE DOHHHHH
while you’re there just trying to get your shit tgt
and you sometimes suspect he’s just trying to annoy you on purpose
bc he goes wAAY out of tune just to hit the extra extra high notes
and he even screeches sometimes and oh god your goosebumps just ploop
 “ seungkwan. ”
“ SOLLLL “
“ boo “
“ LAAAAAAA “
“ seung “
“ TEEEEEEEEEEE”
and you dont even bother to say the last syllable of his name and you just glare at him and he just shuts up and laughs really loud like his eyes squints together and he just drops onto the bed
adorable
he’s also really childish at heart so
he likes messing with you when you’re in the shower
he would turn off the heater and/or the lights
and the first time he turned off the lights you freaked out really badly bc you were afraid of the dark and you genuinely thought there was a blackout
and you shouted for him but he didn’t know you were scared so he just silently snickered outside
but when he heard you sob on the other side of the door
oHhHHhhH GOOD GOD
he quickly turns the lights back on and like when you come out he was so damn apologetic like
“i’m so sorry i didn’t know omg”
“ i h8 YOU “
but no you didn’t lol you loved this squish
and he made up for it by literally being by your side for the next few days
and cuDDLE SESSIONS BECAME A THING
i mean
ya’ll were roommates
cuddling is the most normal thing to happen
so aft that ‘blackout’ incident ,,, that night ,,,
you couldn’t sleep lol
you guys had a really wide bunk bed if that made sense??
it was almost like a second story on the upper deck
seungkwan had been taking the bottom deck so when you moved in you just took the one at the top
and thAT NIGHT
you just kept tossing and turning and like the bed would shake a little every time you move
so seungkwan can’t sleep either since the bed just keeps wobbling
“you can’t sleep?” he says,, just staring up
“…yeah.”
and then there’s this short silence.
“you up for cuddles?”
and another silence.
bc ngl you lived for cuddles
but you would get really insecure about everything bc like your cuddle partner would be sososo close ?? ya’know??
but before you can reply,,
seungkwan literally just comes up and pokes his head to your deck and grins and you just laugh
aandddd he just scurries to your side and plonks down 
“ you’re not against this, right? ”
he just doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable or anything uk
“ n-no, i’m not. ”
seungkwan would like laugh at your nervousness,, but he just wraps his arm around you and just stroke your hair and stuff like that 
and it calmed you down a loooot.
he was so warm and comfy you honestly just wanted to stay in his arms forever lolol
so this cuddle thing became a very natural thing since it happened often aft that
and when the two of you actually fall asleep
it’s a totally different thing in the middle of the night 
you would accidentally jab him in the eyeballs since you move q alot when you sleep
and he just jerks awake like whO IS YOU WHO AWOKE ME FROM MAI BEAUTY SLEEP
then he sees you with your arms sprawled everywhere and he’d just laugh quietly before tucking you back under the covers
and the next morning he’d complain all about it
“ Y/N ”
“ ?? whAT ”
“ YOU NEARLY TORE MY EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS YTD ”
ya he exaggerates a lot
and you’d just laugh bc you are aware of the fact that you are kinda violent when you’re in dreamland
but seungkwan honestly doesn’t mind lol bc other than that,, you were a good cuddle buddy
oK MOVING ON
can you imagine when ya’ll have to order food
HAHAHA it’s like tug of war
like you like fried chicken
but he likes seasoned chicken
and you guys can’t buy both bc you guys were supposed to sneak it into the dorms
and two packs of chicken would be like bringing a freaking mountain into the dorm
so you two just start throwing random stuff at each other
“ you broke my pen ytd?? ”
“you dropped my compact powder and it got everywhere.”
“ya but u made me clean the entire room bc of that.”
“but we got seasoned chicken in the cafeteria”
“horrible ones.”
“yoU TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS THAT DAY”
“no, okay, but —”
“YOU MADE ME CRI”
seungkwan just gives up and 
“fiNE FRIED CHICKEN OK”
//internal evil laughter
“love you seungkwannn”
//finger guns
seungkwan just shakes his head and places the order and turns away from you to let out his smile
ok ya so all in all
seungkwan would just be a really soft and annoying roommate 
and the two of you would be like the bickering best friends
heartheart
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