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yonemurishiroku · 1 year
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I need a Nico and Reyna vs Jason and Percy fight.
As in, they’re playing Capture the Flag and there’re three children of the Big Three so they don’t know how to make it even until Nico’s like “I’m fine with Reyna.”
Now, people have always known that storm and rain and whirlpool are a thing. But that day, they realize that a child of death with a child of war is something straight out of the Apocalypse.
And also Reyna can do a lot of damage despite her lack of elemental power.
As in, they work together extremely well - like how death and war have conquered so much land before - and proceed to demolish the game.
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adhd-merlin · 10 months
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merlin and gaius lying to each other (10 hour compilation)
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merlinandlove · 1 year
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You know what? Fuck that whole "Katniss needed Peeta's calm and peace not Gale's anger and war" shit because nobody is gonna make me believe for a solid second that Katniss was not absolutely in love with Peeta since book two
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slasherbat · 7 days
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Me: I’m not like most aces
Date: *horny and expecting something dirty* Oh, yeah?
Me: *fully knowing what they’re thinking* Yeah. I think we should invade Switzerland. Not Denmark.
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cncozutarapoto · 11 months
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Still can't believe that Katara chose fuckin Caillou over His Royal Highness Flaming Hot Fireflakes
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ryejicore · 11 months
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full offense to everyone but the only valid tenth doctor ships are tenrose, tensimm and tenjack.
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My thoughts on John Mulaney & the Baby J special
There’s so many places I could start but it doesn’t matter because this is definitely gonna be long af.
So. I’m not exactly clear on what exactly the beef with Mulaney is. Here’s what I have heard:
People are upset about his addiction and stay in rehab. Honestly, I don’t understand why this is even a reason to be angry at someone. Parasocial relationships really have y’all pissed at this one man for something a lot of celebrities have done, are doing, and will continue to do. Dumb reason to vilify him.
Divorcing his wife and having a baby with another woman even after saying he didn’t want children. Okay, if he did cheat on his wife, that’s fucked up and he sucks for that. Another ‘my wife’ guy down the drain. But whether he cheated or not, the reason his marriage fell apart is not our business. Stop taking it personally.
Dave Chapelle transphobia when he opened for JM. Alright, I’ll give you this one. I don’t know the details (honestly I don’t really want to go looking for them), so I’m not going to say whether it did or didn’t happen and how bad it was. I’m a genderqueer person and it makes me sad that Mulaney may have knowingly let that joke happen. I wish he would say something.
I found Baby J comforting in a weird way. I went into it wondering if he was going to address any of the shit that happened in the past few years; I was thrilled to see that that is literally all the special was about.
Someone on tumblr said “John Mulaney is a piece of shit, but he’s still the funniest motherfucker out there” and dude. Yes. As always, his comedic timing was incredible.
Baby J made me laugh so hard. There was some killer lines in there that nearly knocked me out; his vibe is truly different, but there’s also still that token Mulaney dry humor. It reminded me why I took so much comfort in his past specials as a teenager, because his sarcasm and wit have never failed to make me smile. As I watched the special, I found myself relieved that he was back, happy that I have new John Mulaney content to meme about.
Don’t get me wrong, Baby J was not as raw and brutal as Bo Burnham’s Inside. If Mulaney had tried to make it like that, it would’ve been disingenuous and boring. He was true to his own humor and I things that’s really important.
Everything he said was blunt and honest. I noticed that he was genuinely laughing at his own jokes and the memories he was recounting. I don’t think anyone ever realized how truly buttoned up and rigid he was onstage in the last specials because we were all “hehe funny man runnin around”. Isn’t that wild? Suddenly he’s showing his real self, and I think that’s incredible. He’s imperfect and uncomfortable and that’s not something we haven’t gotten to see in celebrities very often.
I can’t speak from experience with addiction because I’ve never had an addiction. But I do understand that it’s a remarkable thing to overcome. I’m really happy for John Mulaney, and I’m very glad he’s doing better. Hopefully we’ll see some more improvement in him from here. I wish we could’ve gotten to hear more about what happened with his wife and the baby, but like I said that’s not really our business.
“When I’m alone, I realize I’m with the person who tried to kill me.” Okay but that one felt very personal, I won’t be taking questions.
TLDR; I think parasocial relationships are a big part of why people are pissed at John Mulaney, and we all need to recognize that. He’s a human being and he’s allowed to fuck up. Baby J was an incredible show from start to finish and I will be watching it a million more times.
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ashboilol · 7 months
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Why do so many people use James maturing to defend him?
Alright, I get that he matured. But just because a bully stops bullying others, does not mean they suddenly become a nice person. Maturing is the minimum a bully can do. It is enough to say they are self-aware, but not enough to call them nice.
Did James apologize to his victims? As a former Marauders stan, I actually used to think that James bullying Snape was justified, and the height of cool. I too became like him for one absolutely cringeworthy year. And like James, I matured. But the thing is, I actually made an effort to mend things with my victims. James never did that, not with Severus, not with Bertram Aubrey, not with ANY of the thousands of kids he hexed for fun. Hell, I know he could not have apologized to all the kids he bullied, but he could have made a speech in apology.
Another thing people use to defend James is that he joined the Order of the Phoenix. That is because he was raised in a cult that worshipped the Light, which also gave a damn about him. He is basically Draco Malfoy but raised in the Light, while Snape is a Harry Potter who was indoctrinated towards the Dark. Both ultimately did the right thing, but like Draco and Harry, Snape was braver than James.
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mint-mumbles · 2 months
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Not only did @photomatt censor a Kung Pow Penis, but he also blocked me. When I tried to reblog how my previous post was deleted, Tumblr said it failed to reblog. Instantaneously.
Here’s all I said:
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I posted this at 12:45 AM. Six hours later I come back to see it gone. Way to go, Matt 👏👏👏
Anyways, stay safe everyone!
Update 2: He’s trying to do damage control (if you want my opinion on this YouTuber style apology, this person really put it well)
Update 3: Apparently I can’t add tags to my reblog that has addition information, but you should be able to see it here
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nureyevs-worst-alias · 10 months
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I can confirm that Juno has the most horrendous music taste because in Juno Steel and the Embrace of Ice (4.01) Juno Threatened to put his music back on and Ruby basically pleaded for mercy
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yonemurishiroku · 4 months
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Sci-fi AU that is basically the same canon PJO universe but takes place 2000 years later c’mon c’mon——-
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oceanofflavor · 2 years
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Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but here I go. 
If we see Eddie Munson in season five of Stranger Things, I don’t want him to be a figment of Dustin’s imagination like Joseph Quinn and Joe Keery were discussing. Or in a flashback or dream sequence. 
Don’t get me wrong, I want to see Joseph Quinn as Eddie Munson again, but the reminder that he’s dead and never coming back would hurt too much. It would be like rubbing salt in the wound. The final scene we had with him was painful enough.
Since Friday, I’ve read so many creative and well-crafted stories where Eddie Munson comes back to life. Outside of fics, I’ve also read lots of cool theories that are just crazy enough to the point where they’re plausible in the Stranger Things universe. 
Eddie Munson deserves to be brought back to life and get a happy ending. He never did anything wrong. What he didn’t deserve was to die for nothing because, in the end, his sacrifice was unnecessary, avoidable, and meant nothing. I’ll get into that at another time.
The want for Eddie to return alive is there, and so are the stories. It’s not all that far-fetched since we watched Eleven bring Max back to life after she was mutilated and so was Eddie. 
Last thoughts, I really hope Netflix, the Stranger Things writers, and the Duffer Brothers are paying attention right now. Because they messed up big time, but it all can be fixed.
I’ve seen people fix it in their stories. I even have my own ideas on how it can be fixed.
It’s just a matter of if they care enough or want to think outside the box. And I hope after all the backlash to his bullshit death that they start to care.
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All of us while watching our favourite one-eyed prince bullying and accidentally murdering his nephew
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pinkbeastie · 1 year
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guess who’s favourite subject is chemistry…
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gale-gentlepenguin · 1 year
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Chat noir was 100% justified in wanting to Cataclysm Kim.
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