#I was the tree

[linnea-bowiesversion]

James: I have a very specific type.

Sirius: oh yeah? Like what?

James: oh y’know… polite, handsome, athletic.. that sort of thing.

Regulus (on his time of the month) stumbling and falling over a tree root: motherfucking shit cocksucking LITTLE TREE CUNT!

James: *heart eyes* that one. I want that one.

Sirius: *flabbergasted*

#this is real #I was the tree #Sirius wouldn’t even know where to stArt💀 #James is so lost #trans regulus black #jegulus #marauders #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #regulus x james

[widenero]

Them being sillies

#octopath traveler 2 #partitio yellowil #octopath traveler ii #octopath #ot2 #agnea bristarni #hikari ku #hikaritio #partikari #agnea x partitio #partitio x agnea #hikari x partitio #partitio x hikari #miitopia #real #i was there #i was the tree

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[cemeterything]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉 #this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

[hawkeabelas]

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

#salem says #princess leia the cat #i love her and she thinks i'm a living cat tree

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[followthebluebell]

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

#i just like thinking about how prehistoric creatures were still animals #baby irish elk taking their first wobbly steps #dire wolves spooking because a tree stump is less exactly the same than it was yesterday

[coolestcrocodilian]

What a DORK❗️

#now this is a real silly fella #Bahia's broad-snout casque-headed tree frog #Nyctimantis arapapa #sillyposting #if ya like this post you should check out the stuff I put actual effort into lol #frogs #herpetology #herptiblr #herpetofauna #herptiles #amphibians #amphiblr

[dazzelmethat]

Some crickets and grasshoppers and my thoughts about them.

I've always been interested in bugs since I was real small.. I should draw them more often.

#my art #bugs #insects #katydid #grasshopper #cricket #insect art #bug art #crickets and grasshoppers were one of my favorites as a kid because of how fun they were to catch #i've never caught a tree cricket so I didn't include one here.. even though their song is also nice #there are likely anatomically incorrect stuff in these doodles but i was trying to half go off of vibes and memories #grasshopper nymphs are like bunnies to me...

[fae-coterie]

You still have time to change. 🧚‍♀️

#nature #cottagecore #hopecore #nature aesthetic #fae #greenery #nature blog #forest aesthetic #trees and forests #meadow #faerie #fairies #fairy #faecore #faerycore #fairy aesthetic #fairycore #corecore #i love you

[gender-luster]

"love is in the air" wrong! that's the buildup of static electricity before the discharge of lightning. you'll want to seek cover. quickly

#containment breach #i repeat CONTAINMENT BREACH #come on friend! your hair is standing up and every thing! #whatever you do don't go near a tree #a car is your best bet #aro #aromantic #arospec #aro things #aro memes

[amalgamasreal]

So Universal Pictures may have just intentionally over-pruned all of the city owned trees in front of their LA corporate office in an effort to fuck with the WGA/SAG-AFTRA picketers during what is predicted to be the hottest week of the year so far:

And the LA City Controller is looking into it:

Once again it looks like it's time for:

#wga #wga strike #sag aftra #sag aftra strike #wga strong #wga solidarity #universal pictures #tree law #legal stuff #la city #los angeles #fafo? boy I hope so

[celstialmusings]

credit

#nature #beauty #photography #cottagecore #springcore #cottage #flowers #path #clouds #trees #beautiful #stunning #i follow back #follow back instantly #instant follow back #reblog for posterity #reblog is appreciated

[may12324]

Eadaz and her queen

#eadaz uq nara #eadaz #tpotot #the priory of the orange tree #queen sabran #samantha shannon #sabran #ead #my art #i started reading this book 3 years ago and got a third into it and stopped #im now rereading it and enarly finished it and omg! #its so good! #its so slow the first third and then suddenly everything happens all at once #in a good way #anyway #if you find yourself reading the book and you get stuck #keep going!<or get the audio book! #its worth it~!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

#chao the chaos beast #cats #also i inclined my head at the door and said can you go check that out #she gave me a look that i am choosing to anthropomorphize as chagrined and did in fact go check it out #they're in one of the trees now and i can hear them

[chamoemileclown]

i made pearlescentmoon's starter base out of lego!!

#i adore this build its so cool #and i got to try out some new tree techniques #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft smp #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #pearlescentmoon #pearlesentmoon fanart