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sammygender · 14 days

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dean winchester is crazy because he acts just like 13 year old me except maybe a bit worse. but like i grew out of that (to an extent). that man is 35

#35 where i’m at…..#i could fix him (could not)#Someone should write a fic where he has character development #i need to stop hateposting about dean 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s not even real hatred he’s everyrhing to me #oliver talks #spn

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britcision · 10 months

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So let me tell you what they do when you’re human and your RBC (red blood cell count) reaches 4 g/dL

1) you are required to report to the hospital for emergency blood transfusion. They did not call me; they called my emergency contacts, because apparently I should not have been driving

Drove myself to the blood test 15 hours before but shhh don’t think about that

Cuz yeah, 2) the lab calls directly

It doesn’t go to your doctor first

You get the call from the lab tech, the second the test has been run. Literally, my doctor was told after we were, because Time Is Of The Essence

I, bad at being up at 8am, kept trying to go back to bed. This was not permitted

3) you get your ass put through the ER at lightning speed, I have never gone through faster including for the chest cramps that I could not stop screaming through

Still haven’t been rushed in with an injury as opposed to chronic illness fucking me up though, so ymmv

I felt significantly better with the extreme anaemia, I was just tired and bad at stairs

I did not even believe I needed to be at the hospital that urgently (literally my dad didn’t wait for me to get dressed he got me out of bed and in the car)

4) they don’t wait for a bed they stick your ass in a chair in the hall it’s fine lying down is optional but blood is not

This may be due to it being the day after New Years, when a lot of people have made the poor hospital very busy from both Christmas and the new year

This is why it is Extra Bad when the local hospital is so underfunded they close their ER doors for the entire month of December and reopen January 3, Doug Ford

5) you get at least 600mL of new blood, sharpish. That’s two bags, and the Standard Blood In Speed is 4 hours per bag and the fastest they’ll go if you haven’t had a transfusion before.

Do not let them put the fucking needle in your hand because those veins are small and require slower speeds but lying bastards will tell you it won’t

They are lying

If you have had a transfusion before and were Good At Blood, you can get it at double speed so each bag only takes 2 hours and you aren’t in the hospital all day on your birthday

Unless aforementioned lying bastards put the needle in your hand, in which case double speed is the same 4 hours as Standard because they are dicks

You can listen to most of 20, 000 Leagues Under The Sea in 8 hours. Receiving blood transfusions does not enhance the experience

It may in fact be detrimental

6) the nurses will not believe you when you come back in 2 weeks after your first transfusion because you have noticed you’re having the same symptoms as the time you were RUSHED WITH ALL HASTE

The hospital will then do their own blood test to decide if they take you seriously, realise your RBC is now 6 g/dL as opposed to a healthy 12-16 g/dL, and suddenly move much faster

Pointing out you were there two weeks ago and they should already be seeing the old test results in your medical history does not help

7) noticeable symptoms of such severe anaemia include hot flashes, for which you should acquire ice cream sandwiches

Ice cream sandwiches are great for short hot flashes 10/10 recommend

Mint flavoured even better menthol tastes like cold

Tl;dr: blood is apparently underrated and you do in fact need a lot of it super urgently

Also red blood cells on their own live about 2 weeks and if your RBC goes right back down after that your bone marrow is no longer making red blood cells

You will not be able to tell where any of the buggers have gone because your RBC can get down to 4g/dL without any blood actually exiting your body so they’re probably re metabolised

#medical shit #red blood cell count: apparently very important #medical #doctors #hospitals #seriously never take a transfusion through your hand if you have a choice #also bring a friend #letting the patient escape to acquire own snacks is in fact frowned on #anaemia #they fixed my bone marrow it’s fine now #i’m just not allowed on imuran #nor are 14-35% of other people #cuz i get all the weird or reverse side effecta #woooooo me

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sunshinediaz · 11 months

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thinking about that tiny, second-long part in ‘eddie begins’ just after eddie walks out of the pond, says he’s got a ‘big day on friday,’ and buck laughs, opens his mouth and throws his head back and holds eddie’s hand and laughs because it’s eddie, it’s so eddie, and buck knew eddie wasn’t gone, couldn’t be gone because he’d feel it, right, in the fat part of his heart, knew it wasn’t eddie’s time to go yet, and so he laughs with joy because he was right, because eddie’s alive and he’s okay and he’s alive and buck didn’t give up on him

#having emotions having thoughts #you’re telling ME that eddie’s last thoughts were of his family (the 118) and his son??? CANON that they’re his family more than his blood #family (and while i luv eddie and ramon attempting to fix their relationship i cannot stop thinking about eddie and bobby)#sedate me because my GOD #also while i’m here—so many of eddie’s memories with christopher were with buck too????#goddammit it ALL #eddie diaz #911 #buddie #evan buckley #SOBS #amanda talks #(she should also shut up)#(and get out of this bathroom because she has a pickup order at 6 and it’s currently 6:35)

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stylishanachronism · 1 year

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Quilt math :(

#I fucked it up! already!#fortunately I haven’t like started started cutting into the fabric #and I think I’ve fixed it wrt what I have cut #mostly I’ve squared the center panel and divides the working yardage from the extra as according to my first math #and to be fair to me the math is all still *correct* I just forgot that 5 goes into 40 *8* times which is an even number #(it goes into 35 7 times which is the correct sequence)#however! if I give up on doing it the easy way and do not have a row of perfectly equal blocks #and instead have decreasing rectangles going from a square in the center of each side #I did a lot more math and I think it’ll work?#I’m going to have to fussy cut fucking everything out of one fabric though which is gross

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droppingartintotheinfinite · 2 years

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Idk

#i am cringe but i am free #handwriting in this is fucking unreadable because I couldn’t be bothered to go back and fix it but whatever #gave ink shoes because I’m not nearly masochistic enough to try drawing skeleton feet #art #sketch #digital art #fanart #undertale #comic #undertale comic #utmv #geno!sans #error!sans #ink!sans #core!frisk #phase 35

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emperorsfoot · 2 years

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I have such a different opinion of this conversation now, in the year 2022, than I did when I first watched this movie almost 30 years ago

#29 years ago when this movie came out I was 4 #I didn’t understand this conversation or have an opinion on it #now I’m 35 and forming a union at my job #and I think in maybe the safety measures wouldn’t have failed #if the capitalist billionaire had just paid the 1 guy doing the gob of 6 guys #a fair wage for his labor #jurassic park #1993 #Jurassic park 1993 #I fucked up these tags #but I'm not gonna fix them #'gob' is the word now #gob

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waugh-bao · 9 months

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#this is just not my week #turns out I’m allergic to my best friend’s laundry detergent #and we washed all of my clothes in it before I left Taiwan #so now I have to rewash them here and hope it’ll fix the problem/stop making me want to rip my own skin off #the pope is coming to Lisbon AND World Youth Day is happening here #so the city is an actual circus #to the extent you can’t use public transport #meaning I have to walk 1 hour each way to the University for my classes #which start tomorrow #(that’s going to be a whole different hell because my reading and writing are higher than my speaking in Portuguese to a stupid degree)#the gym I’m using is a 35 minute walk away because the one that is 6 minutes away was going to charge me €102 for a month #and #like always #jet lag has rendered me basically unable to eat #because I’m just constantly nauseous #experience says I will be probably until next Monday too #yay #not the stones #me stuff

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noah-moth-cursed-chaos · 2 years

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Ok ok ok hear me out: I can buy a Pokémon game at the GameStop rn

Or

I can buy stardew valley rn and wait two weeks for my next paycheck, then buy a Pokémon game when hopefully less people owe me money and I have more money

#what do y’all think gamers #gotta go out today anyway and take out cash for gas money *I* owe people #so. might as well get a game less than 35 dollars.#or. could also argue if I’m already spending a crap ton of money this paycheck why fucking not get an expensive ass game too #but also I want to go out for pizza this week bc the pizza place by my work is so good #and I want a bike but I also know like four people are saying they’re going to fix bikes for me BUT #one of the bikes is completely stripped and therefore going to take ages #and the one everyone else keeps saying they’re gonna fix needs a p simple fix but idk how to do it on my own and if I wait for them it’ll #take eons

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leafiion · 7 days

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I should post ch1 of RBSP actually. When I get home I’ll check it over for editing and see if I can put it on ao3

#I’m still having trouble with ch2 but I’ve decided I’m gonna go full timeline mode #and that’ll hopefully fix at least 35% my problems #westalk

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thewingedwolf · 14 days

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sometimes i get suspicious that i actually have MS and not fibromyalgia but i don’t want to go back to the doctor to get yelled at about how i’m lazy and want attention and “just do another year of physical therapy” until i finally land on a doctor who takes me seriously and does some tests. like it’s not even i don’t have the money, it’s that i’m at a point where if i feel a doctor isn’t taking me seriously i don’t even fight them i just start crying bc i’m so over it all aksjdjdjdn

#my mom is always telling me not to focus on the diagnosis but i feel like #if i have something that has better treatment than the absolute Jack Shit there is for fibromyalgia #i want that treatment #i feel like i’ve just hit a point where it’s like actually i Can’t live like this anymore.#i actually Do need to feel better and not get worse but there’s not a single doctor i have met ever #who has any sort of solution beyond ‘have you tried group therapy’#bitch my joints are swelling up why don’t you fix THAT #irl jem carstairs #anyways i think maybe i’ll either be like fully on disability by 35 or married with a partner who is Exceedingly understanding #disability seems more likely tho bc whomst is gonna put up with Alla This For Life 💀💀#sorry i’m in a mood #just a high pain day

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hel1anthus-annuus · 7 months

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low key TWEAKING over the song never really over

#bruh. i’m so scared im gonna lose him when i get older and our life paths change 😑#i gotta chill. it might not even happen #just because it’s over doesn’t mean it’s really over and if i think it over maybe you’ll be coming over again. ok?#lately whenever i think about my future im like cant i wait till im 35 for kids instead of 30…….#i need to sing about this it will fix me

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softerhaze · 1 year

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true blue;

come get your jorts and your joveralls, fresh outta blender

∴ base game compatible, 4 meshes for f frames and 2 meshes for m frames, teen-elder

∴ the high waisted f frame shorts are a retexture of earfly’s joey shorts, mesh is included

∴ the overalls are a major upgrade from my old maisie dungarees (i know what i’m doing now, wow!) but still look best with tight-ish fitting tops + the texture may clash with some tops due to how they’re mapped

∴ every item comes in the 35 swatches of @sforzcc‘s old money palette 💌

∴ terms of use, but basically: my tou is open and my content is available for free; don’t put it behind a paywall of any kind, and don’t charge for anything that derives from it

updated 3/27/23: fixed a texture issue with the overalls and a mesh issue with the m frame shorts, so please redownload! also added recolor PSD’s to dropbox

download (dropbox) || alternate download (simfileshare)

#s4cc #ts4cc #ts4 #sims 4 cc #z

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hoonvrs · 1 year

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NOONA — p. sunghoon smau

PAIRING younger!sunghoon x older!fmr

SYNOPSIS park sunghoon experienced love at first sight when he first laid eyes on his friends older sister. a series of sunghoon desperately trying to do anything in his power to get the girl and yang jungwon cockblocking him for funsies.

GENRE smau, fluff, highschool/college au, crack, sunghoon having no shame

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( aespa ) karina + winter, ( txt ) beomgyu + soobin, ( loona ) olivia hye

WARNINGS swearing, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, dick/sex jokes, sunghoon crying every other chapter ( more will be added if necessary )

STATUS complete

TAGLIST (CLOSED)

S. NOTE adding this note here to remind everyone to not spam like! it shadowbans my posts and lessens my engagement, enjoy <3

PROFILES loser lamo wannabe | WOMEN IN STEM (and man) | privs

CHAPTERS

01 | BLONDE JAKE HATE PAGE

02 | surprise shawty!

03 | what’s her name, quickly

04 | why’s he kinda…

05 | not a virgin anymore

06 | all da virgins mad😹

07 | do it for noona

08 | he’s out of line. let’s kill him.

09 | we both crode (+written 0.5k)

10 | you are scaring the hoes

11 | not living not laughing not loving

12 | she won’t me

13 | sounds sus…

14 | hey dweeb

15 | me n her are like this🤞🏼

16 | you wanna kiss me so bad

17 | i’m bathed in his blood

↳ extra: can you fight

18 | never beating them delusions

19 | what the actual fuck dawg

20 | you scare me sometimes

21 | what did you just call me

22 | hoes be mad

23 | gotta make mommy proud

24 | HES SO!:&:@2’d

25 | no comment

26 | the sexy six (+heeseung)

27 | y’all

28 | messy girls

29 | a little birdie told me

30 | i’m better than her

31 | BRING HER BACK🗣️

32 | heart brocken

↳ extra: ask me if i care

33 | i’ll understand

34 | I WAS A LITTLE EMOSH

35 | is it cause i’m too swaggie

36 | imma dawg imma freak

37 | y’all hear sumn😰

38 | ruh oh

39 | liverboy

40 | what if i was suicidal

41 | omg hes fucking french

42 | girl what

↳ extra: i can fix her❤️

43 | virgin with a capital P (+written 0.4k)

44 | in big 20 23

45 | kill you’reself

46 | i hate virgins

47 | we’re breaking up.

48 | the ‘park’ date (+written 0.4k)

49 | YOU CANNY TRICK MEH

50 | i’m gonna eat him

51 | not you lying on my name

52 | back up missy

↳ extra: deez nuts

53 | WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD

54 | shut up 5’9

55 | /sad

56 | have some shame

57 | elimination

58 | do it No balls.

59 | past tense of see. seew

60 | CIC

↳ extra: random

EP1 | proof or it didn’t happen

EP2 | his ass is NOT studying

EP3 | #SNOWAPPDIE

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moonlit-imagines · 1 month

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Headcanons for being the forgetful Avenger

Avengers x reader

warnings:

a/n: it not too long i so sorry

prompt: @glitchy-bean: “Hi!!! I hope you're doing good!!! Could I request smth with a really forgetful reader + the avengers gang? More like found family than anything romantic at all with a teen reader if that's okay!!!”

“well sorry” -you, consistently “i cant remember everything”

“you can’t remember anything” -nat

“yeah, y/n, were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?” -tony

“cut it out, guys. it’s not their fault they forgot thor’s birthday. besides, hes had a couple thousand” -steve

“are you calling me old, captain?” -thor

“at least im not the only one” -steve

it wasn’t just birthdays you forgot

much much more serious than that

rendezvous points, mission details, plans of attack, perp descriptions, where you put your keys, where you put your gun

you name it you forgot it

i mean—not always, but enough for it to be the running joke

“keep your comms on, y/n. not having a disaster like last time when you couldn’t remember whether to cut the red wire or green wire” -tony

“you wish i cut the wrong one” -you

“uh, no, that’s very harsh. i moreso wished you didn’t scare us half to death by nearly digging your grave” -tony

“oh ok i forgot” -you

“who left their macaroni and cheese in the microwave?” -vision

“damn! its cold. and crusted a little. how long did i leave this in here?” -you, poking your tray with a fork “and why are you using the microwave? you dont eat”

“this is a shared space, is it not?” -vision

“he’s got you there” -steve

“you’re just ganging up on me because you’re all miserable and you want me to be miserable too. i’m going to drive one of tony’s expensive cars now, you can’t stop me” -you, storming out

you walked right back in

“what’d you forget?” -steve

“wallet, phone, keys” -you

tony noticed

“where is y/n going with my car?” -tony

“not sure, just out” -steve

“probably gonna forget their turn signal and crash into someone’s car” -tony

as far as missions went, though, you were a bit of a powerhouse so you didn’t really need to be looked after on that front…just had to make sure not to blow anyone else’s cover

“hey, what’s the codeword again?” -you

“check your wrist, kid” -nat

“oh, right…okay thanks” -you

“*gasp* was i supposed to give the signal? i just kinda went in” -you

“ok, who told y/n they could give the signal. speak up now” -tony

*clint loudly snickering over comms*

kinda forgetting what you’re talking about in the middle of sentences sometimes but like, just glitching out

“something smells like it’s burning” -you “my cookies…”

you forgot to set a timer

and forgot you were making cookies

the avengers honestly did find it endearing

just a hyper kid who cant get their thoughts in a solid line

but they’d continue making jabs at you constantly

“maybe wanda can fix your memory problems” -tony

“i will not” -wanda

“oh well nevermind then” -tony

honestly with all your forgetfulness, you worried as you dusted away if anyone would forget about you

taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @locke-writes // @sweetheartlizzie07 // @queen-destenie // @johnmurphyisqueer // @captainshazamerica // @ravenmoore14 // @canarypoint // @procrastinatingsapphictrash // @swanimagines // @randomfandomimagine // @petersgroupie // @summersimmerus // @scarthefangirl // @bad4amficideas // @sheridans-dynamos // @simsrecs // @prettysbliss // @skdkdkckfk // @simp-legend // @wild-rose-35 // @nekoannie-chan // @evilcr0ne // @v0idl1nq // @ruvaakke // @thedarkqueenofavalon // @amirahiddleston // @beth-gallagher22 // @brutal-out-here // @rqmanoff // @elenavampire21 // @mymelodymia // @pheonixfire777 // @deanzboyfriend //

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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I, Sir Pentious’s, List of Things to Build:

1. Matching PJs for the Eggies

2. Warmachine that will DESTROY the Radio Demon and get the attention of the Vees!

3. New warmachine after RADIO DEMON!!! broke the last one (Include updated death ray??)

4. Parachute built into hat

5. Advanced technology to spy on the hotel to impress Vox An “I’m sorry cake.”

6. Nest for me and eggs

7. New coat for the radio demon?

8. Cannon to protect me from a flying cat, tall slutty spider, and a tiny… bug? Cannon to PROTECT the flying cat, tall slutty spider, tiny bug, and close female friends that share a room together.

9. Portable elevator. Stairs suck.

10. Device to prevent me from being thrown off a roof again.

11. Armor against dismembered arms. Also Niffty?

12. Gaydar? Whatever that is, I’m currently unsure.

13. Thing to kill a roomba with knives.

14. Device to open bottles for Husk

15. Quiet door opener/unlocker

16. Shield so Vagatha doesn’t stab me when I go into her room in the middle of the night.

17. Way to remove pornographic images from my brain.

18. SAFE bug killer for Niffty? So less knives

19. Way to remove Valentino from this plane of existence.

20. A safe, loving family for Charlotte.

21. Cookies for the king!!

22. Mechanical duck to get in the king’s favor!

23. Way to fix Father-Daughter relationship? (They did this themselves nevermind)

24. Protection from Radio Demon??

25. Device to get the cat and spider to talk about their feelings so I can stop third wheeling.

26. New wall? Make it indestructible.

27. Flowers Chocolates A bomb for Cherri??

28. Way to break demonic contracts for Angel (and also Husk??)

29. Hangover cure.

30. Prosthetic wings for Vagatha (nevermind she has her own sometimes? Would she want ones for when she doesn’t??)

31. Reinforcements for the building

32. Battle armor for the Eggies

33. Angel killing bullets, bombs, knives, teeth?? And cards??

34. General uniform

35. A moat

36. Poem for Cherri?

37. Angel suggested I added “the courage to actually ask Cherri out,” which I must say is sadly accurate.

38. New egg bois? Or way to resurrect the old ones??

39. Evil but still angelic clothing??

40. Way to communicate with Hell

41. Gift to show affection for Cherri and let her know I’m alive.

42. Way to show memories from Hell for Emily and Molly to see (a device may already exist??)

43. Family reunion for Angel (Anthony??) and Molly.

44. A way to get back home.

#he’s trying his best #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #sir pentious #stupid hazbin hotel lists #chaggie #huskerdust #hazbin hotel found family #cherrisnake #sir repentious #egg bois #egg boiz #molly hazbin hotel #emily hazbin hotel

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thatfeelinwhenyou · 9 months

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KINDRED — yang jungwon

It’s your final year of highschool, and your only goal is to graduate top of your cohort, as usual. Except as student council president, your advisor can’t seem to leave you alone. What happens when you take Decelis Academy’s top student, their star taekwondo athlete and put them in front of a camera?

“Kindred” a student documentary. Pilot episode airing tonight on TVN 7PM KST.

PAIRING: athlete!jungwon x stucopres!fem!reader

FEATURING: enhypen, yunjin from lesserafim, ryujin and chaeryeong from itzy, chanelle from runext, beomgyu and taehyun from txt, wonyoung from ive, gunwook and gyuvin from zb1 etc.

GENRE: high school au, enemies to lovers, nerd x athlete, forced proximity, slice of life, coming of age, he fell first and harder, fluff, ANGST, teen drama, slow burn ish?

WARNINGS: contains profanities, horrible attempt at humour, urban lingo, probably cringy, kys/kms jokes, depression jokes, sexual innuendos (nothing too inappropriate), depiction of violence, reader can be a little bit annoying at first, family drama, incorrect timestamps/information, no fixed faceclaims, not proofread etc.

STATUS: completed! (01/09/2023 – 18/03/2024)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: please read! story concept is heavily inspired by the kdrama ‘our beloved summer’ other than that the storyline is completely original (or so i assume since i manifested this out from the crevices of my pea brain). i’ll try to keep this one to ard 30 chapters (who am i kidding). chapters with ‘(hw)’ next to them indicates that they are half-written, in case y’all skip over it! as always, the content and depiction of the characters in this smau do not in anyway represent them in real life. also i know how twitter has been rebranded to x, but we’re just gonna continue calling it twitter. lastly, if you do end up enjoying, please do like, comment (love reading your comments btw), and reblog so this can reach!! without further ado, enjoy!

TAGS: #tfwy kindred #tfwy smau

TEASER

profile. one | two | three

episode 1 - ratatouille and the underdogs

episode 2 - one way ticket to university

episode 3 - do you take constructive criticism?

episode 4 - unsolicited but appreciated

episode 5 - the art of benevolence

episode 6 - taekwondo-anti

episode 7 - beating the mentally ill allegations

episode 8 - can’t help it, i’m a libra

episode 9 - operation we-don’t-really-hate-each-other (hw)

episode 10 - she’s an oscar award winning actress

episode 11 - someone like me (hw)

episode 12 - ‘female-lead-realising-the-bad-boy-isnt-actually-that-bad’ arc

episode 13 - 5 foot 9 garfield meets avatar

episode 14 - yn the heterosexual

episode 15 - the ynwon getting closer montage :p

episode 16 - to the moon and back

episode 17 - eat 2 left toes

episode 18 - you are approved! (hw)

episode 19 - asking for a friend

episode 20 - rediscovering won’s ability to love

episode 21 - beomgyu’s 99999 eq

episode 22 - ynwon get together or else >:(

episode 23 - “hate”

episode 24 - not all problems can be solved with a formula

episode 25 - H.O.M.E.W.R.E.C.K.E.R

episode 26 - collecting facebook milfs like pokémons

episode 27 - you were brighter than the moon (hw)

episode 28 - no matter shrimp or whale, you deserve to flap your tail

episode 29 - the garden is full of surprises (hw)

episode 30 - weapon of mass destruction

episode 31 - the name above me (hw)

episode 32 - no offense but she’s a cockblocker

episode 33 - the bane of my existence (hw)

episode 34 - risky risky wiggy wigi this is an emergency

episode 35 - live my life on my terms (hw)

episode 36 - separation anxiety goes crazy

episode 37 - paparizzki

episode 38 - is it too late now to say Sorry?

episode 39 - everything will work out just the way you want it to (hw)

episode 40 (finale) - her entire being is loveable (written)

epilogue - kindred, signing off part 1 | part 2

bonus chapters!

yunjin x heeseung

i can fight

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