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#JSchlatt as a father figure for everyone
mcyt-trios · 7 months
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PROPAGANDA:
Schlatt & Co.:
literally two guys running a business and their intern (aka Son). the worst father figures ever and a little guy. cryptocurrency scammers. they've been my lockscreen wallpaper for like a year
Capitalist family that's pathetic
they are the ultimates Guys with their Son. the Original Schlatt and Co. people always forget ty. he was crucial and i’m tired of people forgetting him. he is their son who tries his best but of course is a rebellious teen yknow. he don’t care (he does). and schlonnor are gay lol
They're so so silly and so so stupid. 2 gay business men and their weird kid/unpaid intern
iamty is a child of marriage fraud (fraud conducted by antvenom)
Please
3 Heart Trio:
theyre soo silly theyre just silly little guys who do things like mining an entire chunk in the center of the server's spawn for their own entertainment and to annoy everyone else
They are PATHETIC. They are ANNOYING. They are PERFECT. They are playing on three hearts and they die so much. They have a specialized raid platform that is NOT a raid farm. They are a team against exploits! Their base has 3 hearts above it representing them
these guys decided to put love and fun above all on the killing-lying server. while watching other teams betray and fall apart they have stuck with each other till the very last day of the server and never doubted one another. they worked like a clockwork, they knew they could only rely on themselves and at the end of the day, they didnt mind that it was that way
these guys got the short end of the stick time and time again throughout all of lifesteal s4, they were the targets of so many traps and attacks for no reason other than they were weak and always around. and despite it all they never wanted revenge and never held grudges! they cared about fun and friendship more than anything else, and while all the other teams ended up falling apart or betraying each other, these three stuck together from start to end. they didn't care about how many hearts they had, how much gear they had, or how powerful they were, because in the end all they needed was each other <3 i miss them so bad btw
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miffybnuy · 2 years
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system help ;; vent
so hi, im dirk (or angelo (i think)) im a homestuck fictive, obviously. and im having trouble with knowing if im the bodys core or not as well as having extreme identity issues. 
i dont feel like im dirk enough, i dont feel like how i should be. i feel like i should be more like source, more like how im supposed to be. not to mention, i always felt like im connected to the body since we found out we were a system. tho theres a lot of things that dont add up
context:
when the body was 13, our father committed. this is how we formed to become a system and we determine this as fact. tho, there was an alter who came out of dormancy a long while ago (who went back into dormancy later on) who didnt know our dad had passed, and this led to him having a breakdown and rambling about how much he had missed him, almost like he knew our dad personally. 
im disconnected from the event, though i always figured that was due to trauma reasons. i do remember things that happened after our dad passed, but very little things before that, as does almost everyone here. but i remember naming the body when we transitioned, if it wasnt me who did that, who else was it? not to mention, i identify with the bodys age, because i came to the conclusion that i was the one who owned the body first and foremost. i also looked exactly like the body in headspace before i knew i was a partial fictive. but tord, the fictive i mentioned earlier who seemed to know our dad, was still strange to come across. we were obsessed with eddsworld in 5th grade, 2 years before the incident, we also had an obsession with tord to a sort of strange amount. so it would entirely make sense if tord was the core. he was there before we started splitting. so would tord be the core? but IM the one who is the center of the system, being the person everyone surrounds and cares for and chooses to accommodate to. we all collectively use the name i chose, being angelo, dress how i want when we leave the house, all use my chosen pronouns in public, etc
so what is it? can anyone give me any sort of hint or help me out or give advice? because that would be very much needed atm
note that i will delete this soon, mostly because im in the middle of an episode and will most likely look back on this and cringe /lh
- dirk (he/xe/rot/plur/🌈/cyber/heart/⚔️)
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almostdeath · 3 years
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Ok. This is...kind of a sketch...like I said I can't write fully fanfiction but here you go! I just want them to have a family dynamic. And yes...this is probably super OOC.
-Quackity...why is Schlatt here? Wasn't he a tyrant and...dead?-
Foolish asked, looking at the former president of Manburg, who was looking around, inspecting the buildings with a skeptical look, holding a glass of whiskey in his hand. Quackity sighs, trying to avoid direct eye contact.
-We made a bet....and I lost. So...he stays here...for a while...till I revive him...-
-Revive him? but that's JSchlatt---
-So, who build all this?-
the horned man asks, taking a sip from his glass and continue to...admire the buildings...
-...Me, I build it.-
Foolish says, rather fast...faster then he wanted. Schlatt just nods.
-Looks good. Majestic, you are clearly good at this, you have any degree in such things?-
-....Well...no...actually I am a God, you know...but thanks...-
this came out quietly and less fast then the previous statement, the God was truly flustered. He didn't expect a compliment to his skills, especially from a dictator.
-God? Not bad. Must be a advantage...
-What...against enemies?-
Foolish was ready to get defensive but then heard the answer.
-no, for building. You know, the whole...flying thing...or whatever is your power, I don't really care.-
Schlatt just shrugged, took another sip from his whiskey and continued to walk around.
-dont let your guard down...he may be charismatic, but don't let him fool you...-
Quackity said quietly. But Foolish didn't listen, his skills were appreciated!
***
The whole casino didn't look to bad either, maybe this a place that he could get used to...
-Hello, JSchlatt from Manburg.-
The ram-hybrid almost spilled his drink...almost. He focused his gaze on the strange young...guy?...he had a shap of a guy...but the former president couldn't be sure.
-And...who are you?-
-Oh! I am human...this you can tell by looking at my..completely human form!-
-....Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. And does your human form have a name?-
-Of course! Charlie...this does sound human, right?-
-Well, yes, I assume.-
This time, Schlatt tried to get away from the conversation as fast as possible and continued his journey, hading towards the balcony, he clearly needed a smoke.
-See you later. Glatt from the afterlife gym.-
The man stopped for a moment, how did this...definitely human know about the gym...he decided to question that later and tried to get to the balcony even faster.
-He saw me as a human!-
The slime-boy was just happy that he could convince another person that he is human....
***
Stepping on the balcony and finally getting some fresh air...that isn't really needed for a ghost...but still...Schlatt saw another person and sighed outloud, stepping closer, but still keeping the distance. This person seemed strange...netherit armor...and...oh...it seems, that its Sam...Schlatt does remember him. He lights his cigar, looking down at all the other buildings.
-Seems like you are still "guarding" someone.-
-....You could say so.-
The creeper-hybrid seems to be as calm as always, but his voice gives away some notes of worries. Schlatt stays quiet. He isn't someone who starts "soul to soul conversation"...even if his state as a ghost would mean that every conversation is like this.
-Did you ever....regret, doing the right thing?-
Sam is the one, who breaks the silence, not looking at the former president. The ram-hybrid answered with a laughter.
-Regret is something for people...who are wrong. Isnt it?-
-...What if those right actions hurt the one...that you care about?-
-Eh...what do you mean?-
the ghost inhaled the smoke of his cigar and let lit out after some seconds, it wasn't the same after his death...but it still gave a satisfying burn.
-...You remember Ponk?-
-...The name seems familiar. Eh...the strange guy, who always followed you?-
Schlatt could have sworn that he heard a very quiet chuckle from Sam...those were rare...even extinct.
-Yes...that one....I chopped his arm off...I had to...I needed him to understand that he can't mess with the prison...that nobody can mess with it. That it can get dangerous and he didn't understand it...I......am I a bad person for doing the right thing?-
-I don't think so.-
The answer was so quick and determined that the creeper-hybrid almost thought that he only imagined it. He didn't think that someone would really understand.
-I mean...I didn't order to execute Tubbo just because I am a sick fuck. I mean...that's part of the reason, but I also couldn't everyone think that they could just betray me and get away with it. I think...you did the right thing. Maybe....he will understand that there are sacrifices that have to be done. Sometimes they cost a life...maybe even your own.-
Schlatt let the cigar fall from the balcony and emptied his glass fully, letting it stay on the table nearby. He left, giving Sam the silence and time for thinking that he clearly needs. As soon as the ram-hybrid thought he is done with new encounters, he sees a familiar face...and familiar fox-ears.
-Fundy.....so you are on Quackitys side, heh.-
Schlatt smiled and tilted his head a little bit. The fox stayed quiet, tried to formulate a sentence in his head...he thought so much about a future conversation, but now...when he has a chance, he can't bring himself to say anything.
-Well....I guess, this time I kind of follow your dream, right kid?-
Without any hesitation and even without sarcasm, he just petted Fundy on his shoulder, making his way further.
-See you later.-
Fundy continued to stay there, looking in the direction where Schlatt has gone. He really wanted to say something...but right now he didn't know what and how he could do it. He wanted Schlatt to change his ways...but..right now...after all what he heard from Foolish and Slime...and the little parts of the dialogue that he heard from the side of the balcony...he begins to question...does Schlatt really have to change...or do they all just need to see his point of view...
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griffintail · 3 years
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I had this idea, I dunno if it’s dumb or not, but I figured if anyone knew it would be you! Y’know, cause you seem like you know way more than me about all these mcyt guys and gals? Anyways, I saw that a lot of people headcanon that Shlatt was Tubbo’s dad, and seeing all those dad!Shlatt AUs gave me an idea:
What if after Shlatt’s dead, after things have settled, after Tubbo becomes president and spends most of his time cleaning up the messes and mistakes Shlatt left behind- he discovers he wasn’t Shlatt’s only child. He finds handwritten letters in Shlatt’s files from a distant village, all of them fairly recent, asking him for child support money, or asking him to take “his mistake” with him. But the last letter Tubbo finds is a typed one informing Shlatt that the woman who sent all the previous letters has died, and that he has 1 month to come collect his child, or they’ll become a ward of the state; it’s been roughly 2 and a half weeks since that letter arrived. How would Tubbo react to all of this, and more importantly, would he take on the responsibility of becoming his new sibling’s guardian?
I don’t know how I became the person to come to for this lol. I hope you enjoy!
The Girl with the Horns
Pairings: Brother! Tubbo x Child! F! Reader
Warnings: Mentions of emotional abuse, Implied Buillying, Swearing
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        Tubbo looked up the old White House building, taking a deep breath before going in. Inside, he immediately scrunched up his nose at the familiar smell of alcohol and cigarette smoke.
        “Damn it, dad.” He muttered under his breath before starting to clean up the building.
        He said he’d clean the building out himself as his father was the one who trashed it and now was that day. A lot of his presidency was cleaning up Schlatt’s mistakes before he even ran the rest of his new country. He sighed as he put another empty bottle in a trash bag. Schlatt had really lost it running things.
        Slowly but surely, Tubbo was able to get the White House to a much cleaner state. He was now in the main office and was searching the drawers for his father's inevitable “secret” booze stashes when he found some handwritten letters tucked in the very back of the drawer. Frowning, Tubbo took them out and saw them all addressed to Schlatt.
        Sitting down, Tubbo read the letter on top and his eyes went wide, back going straight as he reread the words before him.
        I want money for this child you helped bring into this world!
        A child?
        The rest of the letter was talking about asking for child support and Tubbo was floored. Quickly, he read the next letter and it was much of the same, demanding Schlatt to take responsibility.
        “Holy shit…” Tubbo muttered. “I got…I got a sibling?”
        He made his way through the rest of the letters, his heart clenching when the woman writing the letters called his poor sibling a mistake or made stabs at Schlatt.
        Then the last letter was a lot more formal. It was stamped with an official seal and dated. Schlatt had opened it as told by the broken seal but had obviously also put the letter back without a care after reading. Tubbo’s breath hitched as he read the letter though.
          Dear Mr. Jschlatt:
        We are sorry to inform you Miss Trentha has passed in an accident.
        Behind, she has left a five-year-old (Y/N), of which in our records has your name on her birth papers. We will give you a month’s time to make a decision; after, we will have no choice but to send (Y/N) to become a ward of the state.
                Tubbo quickly looked at the date of when the letter was sent.
        “Two and a half weeks!” Tubbo exclaimed as he jumped up. “Shit! What should I do?”
        He looked around the office he had spent time cleaning trying to process everything at once, words failing him. In a few short moments, he had found out he wasn’t an only child, that Schlatt hadn’t even looked back at this girl or her horrible mother, and that the sibling he just found out about was going to become a ward of the state! Schlatt had at least been kind enough to Tubbo to let Philza raise him but this child going into the adoption system…
        “I-I got to run L’Manberg. There’s so much to do.” Tubbo ran a hand through his hair as he panicked.
        But then Tommy’s words echoed in his head.
        You can’t become the next Schlatt.
        Schlatt was obviously going to let this child fend for themselves, Tubbo couldn’t be his father. He had to at least meet them. With a new will, he gathered around his friends, and with reassurances that they had L’Manberg covered, Tubbo set off on a horse to the village. It was a good three-day journey, so he’d only have roughly a week left to make his decision of what he was going to do.
        Coming to the village, Tubbo took a deep breath as he stared at it. What was she going to be like? She probably didn’t have the best raising based on the letters that the mother sent. Tying up the horse outside the main hall, Tubbo went in, going through the various processes to prove that he was indeed Jschlatt’s child and proving that his father was dead.
        After, they took Tubbo to a home where a bunch of children were outside playing but there was one that stood out among them and it wasn’t because she was sitting alone. It was because she had tiny horns on top of her head that were just starting to come in. Tubbo put a hand on his horns that were just starting to curl without thinking.
        “That’s (Y/N).” The man that led him here nodded to the little girl.
        “She’s five, right?” Tubbo asked.
        “Yes. She’s not very talkative, but you can introduce yourself to her.”
        Tubbo had few guesses why she didn’t want to talk. He went over, a few of the other kids were pointing at him. (Y/N) was using a stick to push images in the dirt, looking up when a shadow got in the way of the sun. Tubbo smiled when he saw her surprise when she looked up at him, he sitting next to her, wearing his casual wear rather than his suit.
        “Hi. I’m Tubbo.” He introduced himself to her.
        (Y/N) was silent as she stared obviously at his horns. “You have horns…”
        “Yeah, I do. I’m a ram just like you.”
        “Really?” She met his eyes now.
        “Mhm. I, uh, I actually knew your dad because he was my dad.”
        She shifted as she looked back at the ground. “Daddy was a bad man.”
        Tubbo winced, putting a hand on his neck. “Why do you say that?”
        “Mommy use to say that.”
        “Ah. Well…dad wasn’t the greatest, I agree. It wasn’t nice for him to leave you alone.”
        The little girl was silent and Tubbo tried to think of a subject change.
        “Do you like drawing?”
        She nodded. “Mommy wouldn’t let me use paper but I like drawing in the dirt.”
        “Oh…do you…have any friends?”
        She put a hand on one of her little horns and he immediately understood.
        “I get it.” He smiled gently, putting a hand on his horn. “I didn’t have a lot of friends until I met my best friend Tommy. I’m sure you will find some friends.”
        His heart melted as she gave him her first small smile. “I hope so.”
        He sat with her just talking away, the time passing so fast without either of them knowing as they talked. He felt like he learned so much but so little about her; yet, he loved every moment sitting with her. She had to go back with the other children of the orphanage but within a few hours, Tubbo made up his mind. He couldn’t leave this little girl with everyone else; he’d take her back to L’Manberg.
        So, in the morning, Tubbo put on his suit to be professional and he did the paperwork before waiting for them to bring (Y/N). (Y/N) came in timidly and Tubbo smiled gently as he crouched in front of her.
        “Hey, so, I don’t want to leave without you, would you like to come with me? I can introduce you to a few of my good friends.”
        “…They’re all nice like you, right?”
        He chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, a few of them are pretty nice.”
        She looked around but nodded. “Ok.”
        He grinned as he stood up. “Then I’m going to take you back to my home.”
        They got the few things that she owned and Tubbo put them on the horse. After, Tubbo changed into more appropriate riding clothes before getting on with (Y/N).
        “Alright, here we go.” He muttered before getting the horse to go.
        Off they went to L’Manberg, Tubbo making sure they had shelter each night. It was a bit stressful for Tubbo on these few days. He had gotten used to not eating every day but he had to remember now to make sure (Y/N) ate. He also had to remember this was boring as hell for her so he tried his best to make little games as they galloped along. There was a point he went off on a bee tangent for half an hour after spotting one and pouted to himself when he saw (Y/N) had fallen asleep against him but he kept an arm wrapped around her so she didn’t fall off.
        As he got back to L’Manberg, he huffed as he saw Tommy and Fundy arguing as Quackity was laughing, Ranboo standing to the side awkwardly. Yeah, that’s how he expected his cabinet to act with him gone. He tied up his horse, grabbing (Y/N)’s things before taking her hand as he walked over to them. As the pair went over, (Y/N) hide behind him shyly.
        “Guys!” Tubbo called.
        “Tubbo! Tell this furry bitch—” Tommy started.
        “Oh, fuck off Tommy!” Fundy shouted back.
        They started having another go.
        “GUYS!” Tubbo shouted, making (Y/N) jump with the rest of the group. “I have someone for you to meet, so can you shut it?”
        Tommy spotted the little girl peeking out from behind Tubbo, noticing the horns first.
        “Holy shit, she has horns like yours.” Tommy went around Tubbo.
        “Yeah, this is (Y/N), she’s my little sister.”
        “A sister?!” Tommy looked at Tubbo surprised.
        Tubbo nodded. “I adopted her.”
        “I’m sorry?”
        “It’s a long story but I’m back and I’m got to bring her to my house,” Tubbo told them before walking off, feeling the little girl squeeze his hand tighter, probably getting overwhelmed.
        They got to Tubbo’s house and he looked around.
        “Er…You can have my room. I’ll need to make you a room.” He smiled at her.
        “Ok…thank you.”
        He patted her head between her horns. “I couldn’t leave you behind sis. Let’s get you settled in and I can make us some steak. Sound good?”
        She nodded.
        Tubbo knew it would be stressful learning to take care of another human while he had to run a nation but he had his friends to help him. He hoped he could do all this right.
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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years
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Papa
Part 2 Part 3
let me know if you wanna be tagged please. this will be a series
fem!daughter!reader
word count: 1,855
person: c!schlatt, c!quackity, c!karl, c!sapnap
warnings: parents, cursing, yelling, orphans, cigars and alcohol mention (btw these are the warnings for now)
synopsis: you were loved, you were cherished, then someone left, and other people replaced that person, and you didn't like that.
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Your biological parents threw you out of their home because they couldn't care for you. You were at least at the brink of 2 years old when this happened. They put you in a little stroller and took you to an orphanage. "Miss Jessica's Home For Orphans", it was a stupid place, but the place got you fed, and clothed.
On some fortunate day, you were going to get adopted. Quackity his name was. He came in, and asked for kids 2-6. "Those ages are easy to maintain", he thought in his head. He was contemplating whether or not to get a child of his own. He was lonely, no one to love, no one to care for. So Miss Jessica called everyone 2-6 years old to come.
With help from a older person, everyone 2-6 came downstairs. Quackity looked at everyone, and wondered which child he would bring home. Then he looked at you. you looked so adorable, so cute. He asked you, "Hey kid, what's your name." "I'm Y/n, how are you." you smiled at him with barely any teeth. He pulled you gently off to the side, "Hey kiddo, do you want to come with me to my house?" "Yes Mr." you answer.
You were glad to go to Quackity's house, you never had any love from anyone.
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(Spongebob theme) 8 years later
You were 10 years old, living happily with Quackity. 8 years ago, he came to the orphanage and picked you up, ever since, you were showered with love and care. But there was one thing, you never called Quackity dad. You would just call him Alex or Quackity.
“Hey Quackity, what’s for lunch?”
“Ummm, some pizza with wings, buffalo right?”
“Yeah.”
Quackity felt bad, you never and did call him by dad, or any parental name. “Hey kid, can i talk to you about something.”
You put down your water, “Yeah, what’s up?” “So lately I’ve noticing that you have been calling me by my name?”
“Are you uncomfortable with me using your name.” you asked. “No, no, but it’s kinda weird, since, yaknow, I adopted you, and I’m a parental figure in your life, so maybe if you would call me dad or another parental name that would be cool?”
“Ohh, the only reason I was calling you by your name because I thought you were uncomfy with me calling you dad?”
“Oh thank goodness, I thought I did something wrong.” he sighed out.
"Could I possibly call you papa, since you-" he cut you off by hugging you. He squeezed his arms around you really hard, 'YES, YES, ANYTHING."
So after that, you would call him papa or dad, and sometimes use his real name.
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6 years later, you were 16. The election happened, the calling out of the votes, Coconut2020 coming in fourth, which was last, who was lead by Fundy and Nihachu, Schlatt2020 coming in third, lead by Jschlatt, Swag2020 coming in second, lead by Quackity who is your papa and Georgenotfound, and Pog2020 coming in first lead by Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and Tubbo. Also the sudden announcement of Schlatt2020 and Swag2020 polling votes, and the speech by Schlatt stating that Wilbur Soot and Tommyinnit were no longer citizens of L'Manberg now turned Manberg.
You were surprised, you didn't know that your father with add his votes with Schlatt's. So immediately after Wilbur and Tommy got banned from Manberg, Quackity and Schlatt called you and Tubbo up to the stage. "HEY YOU TWO, COME UP HERE." Schlatt yelled at you both. You both were reluctant to go, Schlatt was scary, his ram-horned self.
"It's ok Y/n, you're ok." your father told you. You stiffly went up the stage with Tubbo. "Tubbo, I want you to be the Secretary of State, and Y/n, I want you to be the First Lady, since your dad is the Vice-President." Schlatt demanded you both to be.
You didn't really want to be in a position of power. You were happy with living with Quackity, in L'Manberg, with no place of authority over anyone.
"Are you sure Schlatt, I mean, I suck at authority." said Tubbo. "Yes, I'm sure, I'm totally sure."
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You were doing some paperwork for Schlatt when Tubbo came into your office, "Y/n, Schlatt and Quackity want you in their office."
"Ok, I need to finish this paperwork for Punz, he needs-"
"They said it's urgent."
"Fineee." you got up from your chair, "Thanks Tubbo, by the way, can you finish the paperwork, if you aren't busy."
"Yeah sure Y/n, just hurry up, they are really acting crazy in there." he jokingly stated. "Trust me, they're doing nothing."
You went out of your office, and walked all the way to Schlatt's. There, you found Quackity and Schlatt sitting together, talking about some random presidental shit. "Hey, what you guys needed me for?" you asked. You were desperate to go back to your office, still not used to this place. "We need to tell you something." they synchronized.
"Okkk, so what?"
"Umm, well Y/n, meet your new dad." you gaped at Quackity, then Schlatt repeatedly.
"NOPE."
"NEVER."
"WHY HIM."
"HE SUCKS ASS."
"HE SMELLS LIKE CIGARS AND ALCOHOL, WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DATE SOMEONE WHO SMELLS LIKE THAT."
You rambled on and on until Quackity covered your mouth to stop your obsequent talking, "Calm down mi quierda, first of all, it's not your choice, he makes me happy, I make him happy, and lastly, he smells great."
"YEAH I DO, YOU TELL HER BABE, I DON’T STINK." Schlatt yelled across the room.
“But why him, like there is multiple other people who is better than him.” you whined.
“Ok kid, I like, no love him, he loves me, why can’t you be happy with that.” Schlatt told you irritated.
“But-”
“No buts, just please be supporting of us, please mi amor?”
“Fine, doesn’t mean I like it.”
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After that little argument you had with Schlatt and Quackity, you finished leftover paperwork so there wouldn’t be a pile of it when you came back to the office the next day.
You heard a knock on the door, and told them to come in. To your surprise, annoyingly, it was Schlatt, holding up your favorite hamburger from McDonalds. “Hey kid, what you doing?” he asked you.
You didn’t respond to him, trying to stay silent and finish the paperwork. “Your dad told me your favorite meal from McDonald’s, yaknow, as a present I guess.”
You still ignored him. "Kid, I know you don't like me, I wouldn't like me either if I found out my dad was dating-" you interrupted him, "It's not that, I want dad to be happy, it's YOU, you don't deserve his love. Do you understand Schlatt?"
He put his hand on your knee, "I know, I don't deserve him, I'm not trying to replace anyone in your life, I just want to make Quackity and possibly you happy."
You blankly looked at him, "Ok, that was a good statement, but if you hurt dad, I will make sure you live the rest of your life feeling like shit."
"We got a deal kid, you accept this partnership between me and your dad, and I'll won't break his heart, deal?"
You shook his hand, "Deal Schlatt."
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"Hey kid, we're going out to a date, you want anything from outside?" Schlatt knocked on your door to your room. You were reading your favorite book when Schlatt interrupted your reading process, "Nah, have a good date."
You were kinda accepting Schaltt dating Quackity. You didn't like their PDA though. It was absolutely digusting, but it made your father happy. "Hey babe, what you doing in here?" Quackity appeared at the frame of your door. "Nothing, just talking to little ol' Y/n, isn't that right?"
"Yes, don't call me that though." "Ok then, you ready babe?" asked Schlatt. "Yeah, Y/n, don't do anything stupid while me and Schlatt are gone." You rolled your eyes, "I'm not going to do anything stupid papa, just have a great night with Jcum." "HEY, DON'T CALL ME JCUM."
"Love you both." you got back into your book, not knowing that the both of them were shocked.
Those three little words got both of them gaping at you. You didn't like Schlatt from the beginning, and you were saying to him "love you"? "What did you just say mi amor?" "I said love you both." you didn't know that those words were significant to Schlatt.
He wanted your approval of dating Quackity, since you are his only daughter. "HOLY SHIT, YOU SAID LOVE YOU TO ME, TO ME." Schlatt leaped with joy. "Don't take it too serious Jschlatt, you kinda warmed up to me these past weeks." you smirked.
He walked to your bed, and hugged you with all his might.
"Schlatt."
"What are you doing?"
"You are squeezing me too tight."
"I can't breath right now, let go of me."
You squeezed out, he was crushing all the oxygen out of your body, "Sorry, Y/n." he shyly spoke, rubbing the back of his neck. "Schlatt, we have had a lot of arguments, I didn't like you, still kinda don't right now, but you are actually a good person, and I actually, not fakely, approve you to date my dad."
Schlatt ran out your room screaming repeatedly, "YES, LET'S GOOO."
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Quackity was out doing some random things for Schlatt, while you were cooking Schlatt's favorite food. Since last week you declared that you were actually ok with their relationship, you actually got comfortable with Jschlatt being near you.
It was a teasing relationship, you guys making fun of each other when the other did something wrong. To kinda celebrate the event, you were making food. You heard the door open, and there Schlatt was in his presidential suit. "Hey Schlatt, what's up?" you questioned while mixing the pasta in the pot.
He took of his jacket, shoes, and tie, looking stressed, "Nothing kid, just stresed out" "About what?" "Tubbo needs a lot of items to get something for me, but I don't have them." he sighed. "What does he need?" "He needs stupid netherite, the only thing I don't have in hand." "I actually have some, I could give it to Tubbo." you stated. "Thanks kiddo." "No problem Schlatt."
"Anyways, food is going to be ready in an hour."
"Thanks, I'll be in my room."
"Ok dad." He stopped in his tracks, "What did you just say to me." "What do you mean?" "Y-you just called me dad." he stumbled on his words with unbelief lacing them.
You smiled over your shoulder, "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, who knows?" "You actually consider me to be your dad?"
"Well yeah, you're nice to me and papa, you take care of me, you love me, so why not?"
He hugged you from behind, "Thanks kiddo, I'll receive this announcemet with honor," he jokingly stated. "No problemo dad, just go take a shower, you stink." "NEVER." he wrapped his arms around you as much as he could.
(This is the end of this first part, this is my first time making a series, let me know what you think)
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artdev · 3 years
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I’m probably gonna get attacked for this lol
Tommy Character Analysis
From a sane yet angry child
The character of Tommyinnit is one of the worst characters on the entirety of the Dream SMP. Yes, the other characters have their flaws, and they have all done some very horrible things, but Tommy has continuously made bad decisions. These decisions have done nothing good for himself and have caused suffering for the other members of the SMP. In this essay I will provide reason to the fact character Tommy fucking sucks and every other character, yes including Dream, are so much better and have redeeming qualities to their characters. I will give a disclaimer: this is about THE CHARACTERS not the CONTENT CREATORS
Tommy’s First Days on the SMP
Tommy’s first day on the SMP was the last day of peace that server would ever see. From the get-go Tommy did nothing but cause nothing but problems for the original people on the server (Dream, George, Sapnap, Bad, Sam, Ponk, Callahan, and Alyssa) which resulted in a ban from not only from Dream, after refusing to obey under his exile he was put in, himself but also from George. The bans were lifted but everything spiraled from that point on. Tommy was the spark that started the disc war. This was a war that spanned over a series of months because Tommy would not stop killing Dream, so in return Dream confiscated tommy’s discs as a punishment, it was Dreams server, so he was not going to let Tommy go around causing problems without consequence.
Quick history
L ’Manburg
L’ Manburg started out as nothing but a drug caravan, started by Wilbur and tommy, would grow into a large country separated by large black walls keeping everyone out and let only a select few in. After a war Tommy did the only selfless thing, he would ever do in his whole time on the SMP. He gave up one of his discs for L’Manburg’s independence, after losing a dule with Dream. In all this tommy keeps up his thieving and antagonizing ways.
The election
The election was Wilbur’s attempt to regain power and respect within his country, there were multiple parties, POG 2020 (Wilbur and Tommy), SWAG 2020 (Quackity), Schlatt 2020 (JSchlatt). POG 2020 was the overall winner but was beat out by 1% by Schlatt and Quackity who had formed a coalition. With Schlatt as the president and Quackity as the Vise President the country is changed to Manburg, the walls are torn down, and Tommy and Wilbur have their citizenship is revoked and are banned from Manburg.
Pogtopia and Manburg v Pogtopia
Pogtopia was the ravine that served as a base for Tommy and Wilbur after the election. This is when techno (my fuckin beloved) had joined and sided with Tommy and Wilbur with the promise of chaos and war. With techno on their side, they start to build up and prepare for war. The war between Pogtopia (with the old residents of Manburg) and Manburg (pretty much everyone else on the server). The war ended with Schlatt having a heart attack in the remains of the destroyed drug van, Tubbo becoming president of Manburg, followed by Wilbur blowing up the country, with assistance from techno, and his grand death at the hands of his father.
Exile
Tommy was sent into his third exile by Tubbo after Tommy once again was causing problems for Tubbo and the new L ’Manburg. Tommy was sent thousand and thousands of blocks away from the greater SMP and he was not allowed to return unless he wanted to die. After spending months in exile with Dream coming by every day and taking Tommy’s things, and tommy almost taking his last canon life, tommy had escaped exile and went to the closest place he could go. Tommy set up a base under Technoblades retirement home and was soon discovered by Techno. Despite Tommy stealing Techno’s items and just being a annoying ass bitch, Techno let Tommy stay. With the help of techno tommy was able to sneak in and out of L’ Manburg.
Final L’ Manburg War
After a confrontation in the remains of a now destroyed community house, Tommy had sided with Tommy, another declaration of war, with Dream and techno going to blow up L’ Manburg. Tommy planed with the other members to gather resources to face off the most powerful people on the server. In the end L’ Manburg lost and was destroyed with nothing left but a sizable crater in its place.
The end of the disc war and drams imprisonment
The end of season two of the SMP was the end of the disc war, after tommy and Tubbo meet up with Dream at the top of a large mountain, where the three fought to get the discs. Dream eventually leads the two brits to a bunker where Dream had been collecting the attachments on the server, like Tommy’s cow henry, Ghostbur’s sheep Friend, and open slots for other pets and Skeppy. While Dream was going to kill Tubbo he was stopped when the entirety of the SMP, lead by Punz, came through the nether portal that led into Dream’s base. They surrounded Dream and caused him to surrender, and landed him in pandoras vault, a large prison built by Sam under Dreams request. Whist Dream has been in prison Tommy has visited a few times and has done nothing but was nothing but an annoying child to an already suffering man. During what was supposed to be Tommy’s last visit he ended up being locked in the cell with Dream due to a potential security breach in the prison, meaning tommy was stuck with Dream for what was only supposed to be a week. Tommy was stuck with Dream for more than a week, like was stated in the terms and conditions of the prison, this extended time alone with Dream was bad for the both of them and it led to tommy losing his last canon life. Tommy was revived by Dream three days later and was freed from the prison shortly after, now out and full of fresh trauma.
Present events
After being revived and released back into the world tommy swore that he would kill Dream. As of tommy’s most recent lore stream there was an attempt. Tommy armed with invisibility and fire res pots, under the cover of Ghostbur paying Dream a visit, snuck into the prison to kill Dream. When tommy finally go to Dream’s cell, he got to trigger happy and took out the axe to soon which ended in tommy being caught by Sam and left Ghostbur stranded with Dream on the other side of the lava. Now that Dream had Ghostbur he would be able to bring Wilbur back and that exactly was happened, Wilbur is now back and as crazed as ever with 13 and a half years of isolation on top of that.
Tommy and His Trauma
I will not ignore Tommy’s trauma, nor will I downplay what he’s been through, cause truly been through a lot. That being said his trauma should not be used as an excuse to blow off what he’s done, if one is going to do that you better danm well not go around and ignore others trauma. Tommy has been through some horrible things, his exile, Dream’s manipulation, being beat to death in prison then being revived, losing not only a brother figure but also a place he called home, as well as the manipulation from Wilbur, these things can really do some damage to a kid or an adult. Tommy though uses his trauma to excuse any wrong thing he does. There are characters on the SMP with similar trauma, Jack Manifold was the first character to come lose all his canon lives but he came back out of spite, both Tommy and Jack went through something similar. Jack, however, doesn’t use this trauma to make excuses for being a massive prick. Jack uses what he’s been through as motivation, while it’s one of his motivations to do something bad, but he doesn’t use it as a hindrance. Now let’s look at someone has experienced the same things as Tommy, Tubbo, Tubbo went through almost everything Tommy went through plus more. Tubbo was manipulated by Dream, saw his country get blown up TWICE, hell he had to mourn the death of his best friend on TWO SEPREATE OCCASIONS, he was killed by someone he thought he could be trusted, was manipulated as well as verbally abused by Schlatt when working in his cabinet. Tubbo has gone on to build his own little town, start a family, he had run a country pretty danm well and created NUKES. Tubbo doesn’t let what happened to him hold him back from doing great things or keep him stuck in his old ways, Tubbo was able to break from what he originally was, a side kick, and has done wonders.
Tommy and His Relationships
Keep in mind this is not about whether Tommy cares about people it’s about how he acts and how that affects others. Tommy cares people so I cannot shame him for that, but despite that he still causes problems for said people.
Tommy and Dream
Tommy and Dream have never gotten along, anyone with fuckin eyes can see that from a mile away, they are always at each other’s throats and always butting heads. Dream is normally pretty levelheaded, until Tommy comes around. When Tommy was trapped in the cell with dream that was bad from the start, but the extended time was even worse. Tommy has always been an aggressor towards Dream, during the war for L ’Manburg when Dream was meeting with Wilbur, Tommy lashed out at Dream and put the independence of this new nation on the line to try and fight Dream. Now on to more recent examples, Tommy’s death. When Tommy was trapped with Dream in the cell Dream was pretty stand offish, if anything he was excited at first, being stuck in a cell with no one to talk to is pretty fuckin lonely. That excitement was sure to be short lived. Tommy is quick to start antagonizing Dream, hitting him, hurling insults at him, and just being all around unpleasant, Tommy would also take things like Dream’s clock and books and throw them into the lava just to upset him. Tommy also killed the one thing in prison that Dream had, a cat that he named hope, another thing Tommy took away just to show “what happens to things you care about”. All these things would build up over time which lead to Dreams burst of anger and caused Tommy’s death.
Tommy and Technoblade
Time to get absolutely PISSED. Techno was never a person to Tommy, he was just the Blade, a weapon to be used till he was not needed. Ever since Techno first logged on Tommy though he had scary dog privileges, getting mad at techno for when he went and assisted Wilbur in the destruction of L ’Manburg when techno had made it clear he was not a fan of government. After Tommy had fled from his exile he went to hide under Techno’s home without Techno’s knowledge, before he was discovered by Techno, he would steal from him and use them in useless ways, such as decorating his hidey hole with gold blocks or how he stole Techno’s gapples and ate them when he didn’t need to, practically wasting them. Once he was found by Techno, Techno let Tommy live with him despite being a leach, he let tommy eat the gapples, and even assisted in getting tommy in and out of L ’Manburg, he even hid Tommy from dream and lied to one of the most powerful people on the server to keep tommy safe. Techno was very patient with Tommy and what does Tommy do? He goes around and goes back to Tubbo, the man who exiled him in the first place, actively backstabbing Techno, and when him and Dream team up and destroy L ’Manburg for the second time he has THE GULL to get mad and shame Techno for it, it’s fucking awful.
Tommy and Tubbo
Tommy and Tubbo are great friends, I can’t lie about that, but he still manages to make shitty decisions that affect him. When Tubbo was president of the New L ’Manburg Tommy started causing trouble, all starting when he (and Ranboo) burned down George’s house, forcing Tubbo to put his vice president under a probation. Even after being put under the probation, he still caused problems. Tommy made Tubbo choose between the safety and freedom for his country or his best friend staying, in the end it was tommy’s fault for being casted into exile, he just wouldn’t behave and follow the rules. He also constantly pushed Tubbo’s trauma to the side to put a spotlight on his own, making him the center of attention, ignoring someone who’s supposed to be his best friend. Now, I will say, he did do something good for Tubbo, during the final disc confrontation he gave Dream the disc’s they were fighting so hard for in return for Tubbo’s safety, I have to give credit when credit is due.
To The C!Tommy Apologists
I know people are going to come after me for this, to any Tommy apologists reading this, please just can it /nm. In canon tommy is about 20 something? You can’t keep using “Oh HeS a ChILd!’ CC!Tommy is a child. Yes, I understand he’s traumatized, so is every other character on the SMP, he isn’t special. Also, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE US DREAM APOLOGISTS ALONE. All your arguments are so similar and you all thing dream, who is obviously mentally ill, deserves the everyday beating which is incredibly fucked up. Now I know not ALL Tommy apologists are like this but it is a lot of them, regardless of what dream did, he does not deserve to be rarely fed and he does not deserve the constant torture. Also please stop wit the whole ‘dream is obsessed with tommy’ shit, I can’t remember the tag for it at the time of writing this, but it is the creepiest thing I’ve seen and everyone portrays dream to be some yandere stalker and its just not poggers to be honest, and it comes off as very predatory which is ALSO not poggers. To any tommy apologists friends I know IRL this is not directed at you and just know I love y’all.
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karlsluvr · 3 years
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- ,, STARCROSSED⌇·˚ ༘
c!wilbur x gn!reader
type: fluff and maybe a little angst i guess? i dunno just kinda sad
warning(s): death, forced killing, manburg-pogtopia war stuff, drunk schlatt
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The Manburg-Pogtopia War, a destructive and heartbreaking day for all. Lots of old artifacts from the manburg-pogtopia war were lost due to one drunk ruler, the passing of another, and explosions after explosions of almost everything in the country that once stood.
The grief took a toll on everyone from their lost houses and items, to the three, mostly amazing some would say, maybe about two of them and not so much the third.
It was heartbreaking seeing the once blossoming country take a turn for the worst with Schlatt as their emperor, some said even his vice president never even agreed with him. Although, Schlatt did take a liking to them, them becoming his strongest confidant.
That day brought upon the deaths of all of the higher rules of the badly fated country. First with the death of Emperor Schlatt, all of the people knew one day his drinking would get the best of him, just was some horrible timing in the middle of a war.
The next death to fall upon them was from ex-President Soot, blowing up his own country and forcing his own father to stab him, some saying the guilt got to him, others calling him a mad man.
The final death was Y/N. Their death remains a mystery, some saying they got caught in crossfire after Technoblade and Dream went in a rampage, but the odds of that were slim seeing as they were on Techno and Dreams side and nobody there had been able to recall seeing them after the explosions. It had affected their best friend Karl Jacobs and the one and only Philza Minecraft the hardest.
Karl spent days and days trying to figure out their death, although he did abruptly stop and never speak about the death aspect of them ever again. Philza, never had said much about them dying, he only expressed such sadness for a good period of time for Wilbur and them from that day forward.
One day, tucked away deep in the ruins a chest was found. The chest was so obviously meant to be hidden somewhere, it was so well covered in even the rubble it was a shock to find. It was full with hand written letters, pretty dried flowers in almost all of them, and little bits of memorabilia from the wars and two L’Manburgian uniforms, one being seemingly untouched and unused.
Although those letters, they weren’t just any letters. They were love letters between the late Wilbur, who had been seen many times since the big war and loss as a happy ghost, and his apparent lover, Schlatt’s right hand, most trusted person in his drunken mind. Although, these letters could confirm all the suspicions that really nobody enjoyed JSchlatt’s ruling.
The letters, dating back since the election, Wilbur’s Revoking of citizenship, showed the two speaking in secret for long before and up until both of their deaths upon that dreadful day.
Ghostbur was intrigued by these newfound letters, and as technically the rightful owner of them he got the letters, reading each and every letter over and over again.
He didn’t remember writing or reading any of the letters prior to seeing them. But, how happy they made him reading them now was higher and even incomparable to the happiness friend caused for him and any other he had felt
Although, he hadn’t seen a pretty ghost, he had heard of one who had roamed the flower fields by Kinoko Kingdom, and he had hoped that maybe, just maybe those fragile dried flowers might be pointing him to them, and that just maybe he could feel the happiness and love he read in those letters for himself.
Star crossed lovers they were, but maybe in the afterlife they will have another chance.
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 3 years
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this post but it's jschlatt instead of wilbur soot, and i kinda expand a bit
everyone who wants schlatt back
connor
everyone who doesn't want schlatt back
tommy
wilbur/ghostbur
unknown but I'm suspecting may want schlatt back
tubbo (optimistically believes in his redemption)
quackity (don't get me started, despite being engaged he clearly still has lingering feelings for big guy)
ponk (expressed heavy value for the structure and relative peace in his leadership and was one of the few who recognized schlatt's death was his own undoing; yes he is tied to the resurrection arc, though the egg did take him)
unknown but I'm suspecting may not want him back
dream (i don't think he cares about schlatt enough to see him as necessary for any resurrection plans)
techno (man's only memory of him is a dictator who also peered pressured him to do things he didn't want to do)
niki (he treated her poorly during the Manburg era; even if she had no idea about resurrection plots, she would be against this)
unknown
karl (karl's impression of glatt in the haunted mansion is still pretty vague in nature)
ranboo (doesn't know enough about schlatt to have strong opinions about him)
phil (he hasn't met schlatt, but i feel he'll be aligned to someone who can convince him the most)
fundy (schlatt was a father figure to him as well, but clearly feels just as complicated about their relationship as he feels about wilbur)
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the-fandomwriter · 3 years
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people are really shaming tubbo apologists on twt rn
tubbo’s just a kid left to run an entire nation where everyone he allowed into the cabinet constantly undermines, ignores, laughs at, or reprimands his every decision. tubbo is just a kid who was pulled into a high position of authority with no help, no pointers and no guide.
all tubbo ever wanted was peace. he never wanted wars or conflict or exile. he wanted new l’manberg to be their new beginning. he wanted to be able to run the nation alongside his best friends and create a place that would bring honor to wilbur’s name and bring happiness to its residents.
but in an instant his cabinet mates are willing to turn on him, to yell and scream and lecture and question his authority. no one respects tubbo because he’s a kid, a kid who just wants to live a normal life with tommy, his best friend, but can’t because tommy needs to get back his discs, and will do whatever it takes to do so. even tarnish the name of new l’manberg forever just to get a chance at holding them as his own once more.
and now tubbo’s painted as the bad guy, the “new jschlatt” all because he’s a misguided child who has strong morals and goals but can never be taken seriously because everyone thinks he’s incapable of getting the job done right.
he exiled tommy because he knew that they couldn’t win against dream. even if they got techno involved, dream and techno together could manage to burn l’manberg to the ground. techno still can’t be trusted, and dream is too strong for them to fight. tubbo knew that exiling tommy was the only way to ensure l’manberg’s safety as well as tommy’s. but as with every decision tubbo makes, he gets reprimanded and shamed and shouted at.
so yes, i’m a tubbo apologist because he’s a fucking sixteen year old running a country with no prior knowledge of how to do that, no aid or help in figuring out the ins and outs of being a president. he still cares about tommy, of course, he couldn’t just stop caring about his best fucking friend.
but i’m also a tommy apologist, which people seem to advocate for more, probably because tommy is supposed to be our protagonist, the one whose always fighting for the right cause, no matter how insane it might seem.
tommy is a child too, a child brought up during war times, raised with the idea that anything is okay during war, murder, arson, robbery. he was raised in anarchy.
tommy’s fought so many battles and yet he’s still so young. he knows the horrors of war as much as some of the oldest members of the server. he’s seen it all, literally.
tommy watched his older brother die at the hands of his father. he had his own eldest brother turn on him and threaten to kill him for being a hero. he’s had his best friend exile him with little (shown) remorse. he’s forced to coexist with the ghost of his deceased brother who barely remembers the things he had done when he was alive.
through it all, tommy keeps fighting, because that’s all he’s ever known. he survived wars and betrayals and losses and victories. he flourishes in the chaos, and goes mad during the calm. that’s why he cannot bear the times after war, when new nations are supposed to bud and blossom and grow. because he’s only know destruction and conflict, so he makes up for it by griefing houses and public buildings, creating tension between nations and causing problems that his friends get tied into resolving.
he’s a sixteen year old boy, raised through war and tyranny. a sixteen year old boy who has been exiled twice, assumed a traitor by his best friend, mocked and punished and hurt by those he loves. tommy is a fucking child who just wants to be happy for once in his goddamn life, and he thoroughly believes this can be achieved by getting back his discs. so that’s all he wants, and will stop at nothing to win them back.
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starofroselight · 3 years
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When I'm writing DreamSMP characters I follow an unofficial code or doctrine of sorts, and I figured you guys might want to know it.
I've very purposeful with my separation of characters and content creators to the point I separate them more than the creator often does. It's important to me as a creative that I am respectful to those that have inspired me; not everyone feels that way, and that's okay, but respect is what I prioritize.
Other than using their speaking patterns, I'll avoid real-life or Twitch persona gimmicks. The only thing I consider when taking direct inspiration is: did it happen in Minecraft
For instance.
Wilbur Soot has a bit where he joined Phil's stream to talk about eating sand. Yes, this is technically a Minecraft bit if you don't think about it because Phil is playing Minecraft, but first and foremost this is a Wilbur Soot bit. He was using the game to bring up that he the person had done, and the joke was rest on him, real life Wilbur Soot
The same applies to the anteater bit. That's not a C!Wilbur and C!Tommy moment, that's a Phil Rocket League moment where he called two friends over a wild joke.
The only exception I personally made with my rules is the "Wilby" moment between Tommy and Wilbur. While it does happen in Minecraft, and they are playing characters, it's so obviously not acted. It's not a C!Tommy bonding moment with President Wilbur Soot, it was a real life slip-up.
That is what makes it so sweet. I'm glad I got to see that moment, but it is not for my consumption.
What is for my consumption?
Jschlatt and Wilbur smoking "kelp" blocks in Wilbur's videos. Because it's a bit, I can easily slip C!Schlatt and C!Wilbur into that scenario.
In the same vein, Business Bay murdering the SMP Earth admin over and over again. It was a running joke they had, killing god, and it opens up some good character possibilities.
And if you as a reader never considered these divorced in your mind before, I call you to reflect on why that is.
I've noticed that people have started to merge specifically Philza Minecraft and Phil together. And it worries me. Phil already fosters an intense parasocial relationship as part of his brand. While during roleplay he will specifically point out the boundary: ("Philza Minecraft did not receive an invitation.") He refuses to point this bond out on streams where viewers call him dad because, well, it's a brand. It's an image. To point it out would be to lose support, which directly ties to money. This appears a cynical reason and I'm sure it's one of many, but this is the area we are in regarding characterization.
But he's not your father, he's not Wilbur's father, he's not Tommy or Technoblade's father. He's a talented Minecraft player who is an important part of the community, but he is not family.
Philza can be a Minecraft immortal, a god, a father, an Angel of Death. He can be family.
Philza moment? Stabbing his son. Not a Philza moment? Talking about his wife.
A quick rehash as a TLDR; separate events that happen in the game from the creators, see if it makes sense from a character standpoint, always be critical of why you're characterizing 'x' as 'y'.
I find this mentality keep me and my fanfic writing within healthy boundaries
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PROPAGANDA:
Schlatt & Co.:
literally two guys running a business and their intern (aka Son). the worst father figures ever and a little guy. cryptocurrency scammers. they've been my lockscreen wallpaper for like a year
Capitalist family that's pathetic
they are the ultimates Guys with their Son. the Original Schlatt and Co. people always forget ty. he was crucial and i’m tired of people forgetting him. he is their son who tries his best but of course is a rebellious teen yknow. he don’t care (he does). and schlonnor are gay lol
They're so so silly and so so stupid. 2 gay business men and their weird kid/unpaid intern
iamty is a child of marriage fraud (fraud conducted by antvenom)
Please
Fruit Trio:
They are both so silly and so tragic. Trapped in the maze, they bond over having fruit related names and become friends and they're so fun together, until UH OH I mean how many of the trios on here had one member of them kill the other two? That's pretty cool... *Starts crying*
3 amnesiacs in a maze. 2 have horns one doesn't. They build a cheese cake factory together. They make pie together. The joke is, Apo sounds like apple. Owen is orange. and Rasbii is similar to raspberry. so their named after fruits and its all really cute and sweet. UNTIL APO PULLS A LEVER THAT KILLS HALF A CLEARING AND LIES TO BOTH OF THEM! And then when they do find out they exile him and go by fruit duo but it doesn't stick. Apo escapes prison and into the maze. Rasbi becomes paranoid someone in the clearing is out to kill her and isolates herself. Owen is trying to lead everyone and failing every chance he gets. they find a skull with Apo's horns and mourn. a year later Owen returns to the maze after someone told him there is a chance Apo might be alive. He finds Apo! And then gets all his memories back. Including ones about killing Rasbii's sister! He then KILLS APO. BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE THINKS ALL DEMONS ARE EVIL. AND THEN GOES BACK TO THE CLEARING AND KILLS RASBII. But she does get to stab him with a poisoned wooden spike. Owen then gets found for his crimes after killing more demons and is forced to have lava rise from the ground up as hes locked in the same prison Apo was. In his final moments he heard and felt memories of his time spent with his best friends before taking his final breath. None of them escaped the maze. Truly the most tragic of trios. Also outsiders smp is really cool.
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almostdeath · 2 years
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JSchlatt: Nice work.
Fundy: Thanks, Dad.
Everyone in the cabinet stops what they’re doing and stares at Fundy: ...
Fundy: Why is everyone staring at me?
Tubbo: You just called Schlatt “Dad.” You said, “Thanks, Dad."
Fundy: What? No, I didn’t. I said, "Thanks, sir."
JSchlatt: Do ya see me as a father figure, Fundy?
Fundy: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cuz you're always bothering me with tasks...
Tubbo: Hey! Show your father and the president some respect!
Fundy: I didn’t call him Dad!
JSchlatt: No, no, no, no, Fundy, I take it as a compliment. I mean, it's a horrible choice from your side...but still
Quackity: And it’s not a big deal. I also called Schlatt "dad” once, and he’s my husband.
JSchlatt, sighs with disappointment: We agreed to not mention it...
Fundy: Guys, jump on that! Quackity has psycho-sexual issues!
Purpled, opening the door, listening to the conversation before: Old news. But you calling Mr President “Daddy"—
Fundy: Hey, "Daddy” is not on the table here!
Tubbo: But you did call him “Dad”, Fundy....
Fundy: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.
Tubbo: All right, all right, I was lying about the pregnancy thing, but the dad thing, that happened.
Fundy: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. He just wanted to skip the meeting! It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
JSchlatt: I believe you.
Fundy: Thank you.
JSchlatt, adding with a smirk: Son.
Fundy, just glaring at him: ...
JSchlatt: Do ya want to talk about it later over like...Coffee or what do kids drink these days?
Fundy, sighed with a weak smile: I’d like that...
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shinpikurage · 3 years
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Fundy does not have a good life /rp
(Dream and Fundy have a relationship here but the wedding isn't part of it)
Let's start with Sally, his mother - she could be dead, running way or in a bucket somewhere, Wilbur doesn't know - was a really important part of his life, he remembers her fondly but don't have her by his side anymore
- Almost all of his pets got killed in the Pet War -
Wilbur, his father never took him seriously, and was treated as a child. Wilbur crearly loved and cared more about Tommy and Tubbo - wich are Wilbur's brothers, or, Fundy's uncles -, he was much closer to them, while Fundy had to watch in the sidelines. When Fundy tried to get elected, Wilbur still didn't care enough
When Wilbur and Tommy were exiled by Jschlatt, Wilbur didn't look back to his son, he ran, not caring about his child
Then Fundy had to act loyal to Jschlatt to not get killed and be a spy, and finally get his father recognition, even If that meant betraying his father trust. - Eret knew that the acts were fake - Fundy still got attached to Jschlatt because he was a figure of power that kinda saw him and asked for his help
While in exile, Wilbur cared about 2 people in Manburg, Niki and Tubbo. Not Fundy, he cared about his friend and the boy he got from the street, but not the son that he raised inside the walls of L'manberg with the promise of protecting him
Then Fundy goes to Pogtopia to show his work as a spy - While caged - that in the end they didn't even use or care about
The battle came, and Jschlatt looks him in the eye and says that Fundy isn't a real man - You take that as you will, for me i'm just happy that someone saw him - before dying, now the he got attached to was gone
The moment of decision came, Wilbur didn't even think twice, and gave the land to Tommy and then Tubbo, again choosing these two over Fundy
Wilbur destroys L'manberg, what about the land that was supposed to protect his Little Champion?
The first time Fundy sees his grandpa, it's him killing his father, and that should leave a scar
Technoblade - Fundy's uncle and also the guy that kills Orphans - starts to destroy L'manberg, wich is the only thing that Fundy has left
Philza, his grandpa, kinda ignores him for a while
Eret comes to adopt Fundy - You could argue that It was just because of Dream - but it never became reality, Fundy is still an orphan and constantly gets picked for it
Philza finally bond with Fundy, but it's forgotten so he can focus on his child Technoblade - Making Technoblade a threat to Fundy
Ghostbur is there, and is just stressful, he acts like he was always there for Fundy, constantly wants attention but never wants to talk about what really is important and how much he hurts Fundy
Fundy sees Dream talking about George - And everyone knows he could be cheating - and apologise with a simple kiss and some flowers. Dream then attacks his land just because George's house was destroyed by Fundy's impulsive uncle, his fiancé doesn't care about him, nobody in the server sees their relationship as serious, him and Dream are never in the same side of the war
Tommy is exiled, Ghostbur goes with him, Philza is still talking more with Technoblade, Fundy is still getting picked on for being Orphan, Technoblade is still out there
He gets tired of people constantly stealing his things and so decides to go way to a new land - Spot were Dream got George to go for his birthday - with Ranboo and Niki - Ranboo isn't tied with any land, Niki has her secret city to scape
He then tries to kill Technoblade with his army, and again, he's not the protagonist of the moment
He has every right to be mad at his family
Wilbur picked him last all his life, didn't recognize him, doesn't talk about his mother, and destroyed his home
Technoblade destroyed his home while fighting with his uncle, and for a long time Fundy was scared of him
I don't think Fundy hates Tommy or Tubbo - He could be petty about It, since his father chose both of them, always - he works with Tubbo and gifts Tommy while in exile
Philza was there for him for a while, then he was teaming with Technoblade and helping him (I think their relationship is very wholesome, even If i don't like the whole being neutral thing)
So Fundy has the right to be mad, he was always in the sidelines, sometimes you need to kill the people that don't care about you and that's okay /j/j
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lunarthing951 · 3 years
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MCYT Story Prompts LETS GOOOOO-
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This Will Be In No Order So One Second You Might Be Getting HermitCraft, Another DreamSMP, And Another Some Weird Crossover Between The OriginsSMP And One Of The One Life Series (Nothing Is Guaranteed). And With That Said, Let The Ideas Commence.
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DSMP- Ranboo & Tubbo Having A Platonic Marriage Event. (Fluff)
DSMP- An AU Where Tommy Faked Betraying Techno In The Destroyed Community House Thing, Letting Techno Know Just Before The Betrayal With A PM So The Entire Thing Was An Act To Get The Antarctic Anarchists A Spy. (Story/Angst)
Origins- Birds Can't See Glass. Origins SMP Philza Is A Bird. Funny Stuff Ensues. (Crackpost)
Crossover- Grian And Philza Meet, Now There Is A Parrot And A Crow Both Trying To Adopt The Other Because Mama-Bird. (Fluff)
DSMP- Everyone On The Dream SMP, Enemies Or Not, Protecting Purpled So The Last Minor Without Trauma On The Server Continues To Not Have Trauma. (Crackpost)
DSMP- Tubboat. (Crackpost?)
DSMP- Everyone's Dad Schlatt AUs Are With Tubbo... So Why Not Tommy? Why Not Dad Jschlatt With A Chaos Child Named TommyInnIt? (Anything)
DSMP- The Manburg Exile Arc But It's Tommy Going Insane Instead Of Wilbur. (Angst)
Hermitcraft- Hermitcraft Zombie Apocalypse AU, No More Context For You. (Story/Angst)
Hermitcraft- Zedaph And Impulse Decided To Summon A Demon And So Tango Happened. (Anything)
Any- Child 'Someone' Walks Into A Village And Is Greeted By An Iron Golem Handing Them A Poppy... They Then Proceed To Live In This Village But Eventually Get Found. (Anything)
DSMP- Eggpire Technoblade. (Story)
Hermitcraft- X Moves Them All Into The Nether Update But Accidentally Locks The Server In Hardcore Mode. (Story/Angst)
Hermitcraft?- Hermitcraft But The Egg Is Somehow There. (Story)
DSMP- The L'Manburg Revolution But The Character Roles Are Backwards. Wilbur Is Dream And Vise Versa. Not A Swap AU, Just The Character Roles Change. (Story)
Tales Of The SMP- Karl Time Travels Into The Past And Sees Phil. (Crackpost?)
DSMP- (TW: Execution And Alcohol Mention) Pog2020 Wins And Basically All The Same Things Happen Like With Fundy Being Executed Instead Of Tubbo And Wilbur Being The Alcoholic President And All That Jazz. (Story)
DSMP- Tubbo (The 5'6 Child) Loses His Last Canon Life To Bad (The 9'6 Demon) Stepping On Him. (Crackpost)
DSMP- Ghostbur But He's Basically Just Alivebur But Dead, Just Popping Up Near People And Saying "Hey, Ever Think About Arson?" (Story?)
Hermitcraft- MCR VS HEP But The Character Roles Are Reversed. (Story)
Crossover- Dream SMP Members Meet Their Origins SMP Counterparts. (?)
Hermitcraft- RPG AU. (?)
Origins- Origins Swap. Like- Now Niki Is Fire Woman And Jack Is A Fish Or Philza Can Be The Ender Boi While Ranboo Can 🌟Fly🌟 (Story)
Hermitcraft- Grian Gets A Hermit-Challenged To Mama Bird All The Hermits In 24 Hours. (Fluff)
Any- The Server Is Just A Group Chat. (Crackpost?)
Tales Of The SMP- (TW: Blood Mention) The Lost City Of Mizu But Ranbob Isn't Out For Blood.
Hermitcraft- Grian Is Locked In A Cell In The Evil Hermits's Base... And Then Realizes Just How Crackposty They Can All Be When He's Taken To The Living Room With About A Third Of Them All There Trying To Either Get Him On Their Side Or Just Downright Interrogate Him For Info.
Any- Dadmin... AKA The Admin Being A Father Figure To Someone. (Fluff)
Hermitcraft- The Jangler Is Back... And This Time, It's Not Scar. (Story)
DSMP- (TW: Execution Mention) Techno Being Forced Into The Side Of New L'Manburg During His Execution. Will He Take The Government Down From The Inside Or Will He Learn To Let It Go.. Or Rather.. Learn To Be Apart Of The Very Thing He Hates. (Story)
Hermitcraft- Grian Uses Beef's Cloning Machine But, Instead Of A Clone, They Get NPC Grian / NPG. (Story/Crackpost)
DSMP- Fundy, While Going On His Own Road After The End Of New L'Manburg, Slowly Goes Mad Without Power. In This State, Hallucinating A Different Type Of Ghostbur. A Ghostbur That Acts Just Like The Alivebur... And This Alivebur Still Wants Chaos, And Is Inviting Fundy To Revel In Chaos And Insanity. (Story/Angst)
Crossover- Xisuma In His Bee Suit Thing And Tubbo The Beekeeper Bee-Child Meet... You Know Where I'm Going With This... Chaos And Happy Stuff Shall Ensue. (Fluff)
Crossover- Philza Finds Grian (Who Let's Assume Is A Parrot Hybrid) And Decides "Hmm... Son." (Fluff)
DSMP- Protege Tommy AU But Him And Dream Have An Actually Stable Relationship Involving Dream Teaching Tommy The Ways Of 🌟Manipulation🌟 And All That Jazz. (Story)
DSMP- (TW: Implied Fight) Y'all Know How Ranboo's Character Gets More Agitated The More Eyes That Are On Him? Now He's In Another One Of Those Situations And Then Accidentally Lashes Out At Everyone, Perhaps Even Hurting Someone Physically Before He Snaps Himself Back And Realizes What He's Done. (Angst)
DSMP- Sam Holds A Cat. No Context. Sam The Creeper Hybrid Man Is Now Holding A Cat For A Reason Of Your Choice. (Crackpost?)
Hermitcraft- Hermitcraft But Make Them All 🌟Slightly Older🌟 (?)
DSMP- Sam Actually Does Get Infected By The Egg Eventually But This Snaps Ponk Out Of It. He Didn't Actually Want What This Egg Wants, He Wanted His Friend... And He Just Lost Him... Just As Sam Had Lost Ponk Before. Will Ponk Go Back To The Egg Or Will Sam Snap Himself Out Of It For Ponk's Sake? (Angst?/Fluff?/Story)
DSMP- Techno The Dreamon. No More Context. (?)
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Just A Reminder That You Can Use Any Of These As Long As You Credit Me For The Idea. My Preferred Way For You To Do This Is Tagging Me At The Start Or End Of Your Writing But You Can Do It Whatever Way You'd Like. ^v^
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( Note: This List May Be Edited To Add More Prompts )
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skeetlehand · 3 years
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Ghost!Tommy au lore (#1: Just the introduction)
So me and @gheysnakelady were messing around with aus and ideas and stuff (we came up with a bunch of different aus, some you might see later! what can i say, they’ve got a lot of good ideas!!)
so this is a bunch of concepts we came up with while writing up this au - specifically, a short intro to the au... Enjoy yall.... enjoy the angst....
ALSO!!!! feel free to ask either of us about the au!!!
1. Introduction to the AU :) 
(I wrote this kind of like a fic, but I’m proud of it so you get it anyway!!!)
When the dust settles, things are quiet. They start to rebuild, slowly, from the ruins of their home. Their home, that had gone through so much, passed around like party favors to the particularly careless, now back in their own hands. It is melancholy rejoicement, to think of what the future holds and know what the past has wrought.
When the dust settles, there are mountains of destroyed stone and broken wood, blasted apart by an anarchist and the demons under his grasp. History is lost, in a way, that nothing original will remain after the rebuild, even if they had built it all the same. The blocks that once formed their home have been lost to time and wear, anyway. 
When the dust settles, Wilbur is cold and surrounded by the ruins of his mistakes and the people he loved. His father’s sword through him, the last drops of his blood running down cold steel, pooling out from under him, metal shaking as the grasp of the man who killed him lets go, and holds his son. There is a mournful loss that stings through those who suffered from his last actions, from those who witnessed his fall, and an empty hollowness for the ones who’d been there from the start. There is a bitter victory, as Wilbur smiles for the last time, this time, his eyes wrinkling into something more genuine, his father’s weeping form blurring before his eyes. He is home.
When the dust settles, unknown to most, a body remains still, under layers and pounds of destruction and chaos. There are some fires that crackle from the explosions, that wash over the wooden debris with a destructive heat, but not even the fire will warm this form any longer. Black marks mar the figure, crisp, burnt edges, a withering decay crawling up arms that had been once crossed, in a futile effort to protect, now stiff and still, cold and unmoving. Matted hair covers a bloody face once well known, lost under the demolition like the history in the dust in the air around them. Unlike the times this has happened, the body will not fade into smoke and ash, only to reform in a place once considered safe and comfortable. Instead, here, it will remain until it loses itself to time, too.
When the dust settles, Wilbur is not the only one dead. He is just the only one who dies surrounded by the people he loves.
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2. The Moments After, The Rebuild + Realisation
At first, no one realises tommy's just permadied. they just think he's respawned somewhere else... it takes them a while and one ghost Tommy, to realise that ain't the case. so everyone's like "where's Tommy? have any of you seen him?" but they're a little less concerned for a while, more preoccupied with rebuilding from the ruins of l’manberg. 
On the other hand, Phil is consumed by his guilt over Wilbur, and doesn't pay much attention to Tommy's absence. But unlike the others, he learns it himself. It starts by Ghostbur popping up, and then he's happy over that for a bit, someone asks if he's seen Tommy, and then his brain forcibly halts and rewinds to the final death message. he starts thinking "no, that can't be it..." 
Ghostbur might mention in public there being one other ghost, a very antisocial one that didn’t want to talk to him (and not at all that it’s tommy, because this ghost is somewhat unrecognizable to Ghostbur. a totally different character from the one he knows. the realization will come in later ), but not in much detail, which makes people think there's jschlatt still around maybe???? which other ghost could there be anyway?
but phil does that "oh no, no nononono" thing, and runs over to tommy's house, where he hears it. he hears a scratchy record, faintly up the stairs. it loops, then scratches, and loops again. there is no other noise, but phil KNOWS whats up there. and yet, and yet, his legs carry him up. one step at a time. he reaches the top against his will.
and there's ghost tommy, his figure unclear and blurry, but his sooty face as clear as day. a grim, melochanic expression setting his lips like a line, his visible eye clear, yet dull, hair dipping over and shadowing half his face. he looks up and... phil falls to his knees. he knew coming here, he knows now, that his other son is dead.
Later, ghost tommy appears behind someone and goes "huh, what's going on here?" which they start to explain, but then they turn around (tommy? where were you pal lol) and oh shit that's a Ghost. ripperonni pepperonni time
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dreamsclock · 3 years
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Okok here me out
Jschlatt is tommys father, they both radiate chaotic energy please, fic perhaps???
a reminder not to ask me to write a fic for you unless i ask for prompts !!
i actually don’t have enough ideas for this to turn it into a fic anyway skdksdnl, so have some vague sort of hc things instead?? ig??
tommy doesn’t find out schlatt is his father until after he’s already dead. when he does, he’s fucking Miserable.
because wilbur had been his brother-figure and he’d gone bad, dream had been his role model for a bit and he’d gone bad - and now schlatt, who was ALSO bad, was his father?? it’s not fair, he thinks, staring around at sapnap and bad, phil and techno, tubbo and ranboo, it’s not fair that people get to have families and friends that are good to them.
and then, of course, he starts wondering: did wilbur know? did wilbur know whose son he is??
so he goes to ghostbur, who readily and cheerfully admits of course he knows who tommy’s father is.
tommy breaks, because wilbur had been driven insane by schlatt’s actions - no wonder wilbur had hated him at the end, no wonder wilbur wanted to destroy tommy’s l’manburg - he hated him because he reminded him of schlatt.
tommy does his best to stop everyone else finding out about it - he tries his best to hide every and all traces of schlatt in his appearance (making sure his hair is long enough to hide the tiny horns he’s grown, hiding his tail, staying away from all portraits of schlatt in case people make the connection, etc)
but,, of course, dream finds out,,, 
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