#LATE present

[targaros]

Hey can you open this box please (it's for you) ◭⧩

A... rotten cake. I couldn't have used it for anything even if it would have been delivered in time.

#rw #rain world #rainworld #five pebbles #fp #iterator #late present #yayyy #this ask was made december 27 #I should not be allowed to do this I am horrible at it-

[onebadnoodle]

merry christmas!

were you visited by three ghosts?

#merry christmas #sorry its a little late #christmas carol #ghost of christmas past #ghost of christmas present #ghost of christmas future #ghost #character design #illustration

[queerdandelion]

Every year my mom vandalizes a reflection calendar with pictures of Keanu to make a “with Keanu” calendar for her friend. These are some highlights:

(Guys, selling these would be illegal lol. All it takes is a printer and some glue, get creative 😂)

#keanu reeves #weird gifts #christmas presents #christmas2023 #late christmas post #new years 2023 #keanu meme #calendar

[lotus-pear]

"i haven't worked you like a dog yet, as promised"

#merry christmas bsdumblr i'm a little late #here's my present to you all #okayyy queer.. that's enough.. you've only known this boy for what.. two days? #OLD ART STYLE OH MY GOD HOW IVE MISSED YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i actually haven't read the fifteen manga yet i think i should go do that #anyway hoshikawa fed us well fr best christmas present i could've asked for #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[creaman]

The face of toxic yaoi

#presenting: vclownverse batman #batjokes #digital illustration #fanart #batman #joker #character design #vinegarclown #creaman #small modification to joker’s coattails just for this piece #mock cover #vclownverse #valentine’s day fanart posted late bc idc about this capitalist holiday

[sjbattleangel]

Lisa Simpson's sideshow presentation: "Video games as online-only live services are destroying every ounce of fun and creativity this medium is capable of."

#video games #gaming #games as a service stinks #anti-games as a service #games as a service is ruining games #lisa simpson #lisa simpson presentation #the simpsons #simpsons #simpsons meme #anti-gaas #anti capitalism #capitalism is a scam #capitalism ruins everything #late stage capitalism

[moobiess]

They love, love, love so much!

#art #魔道祖师 #This is actually a belated bday present for wwx but 2 weeks late...!! #mdzs

[starflungwaddledee]

alas, it seems the christmas mystery shall remain unsolved 🎁 happy holidays!

#running a little late on this one but i was determined to get it out this year!!!! i hope you'll enjoy it nonetheless! #there was an additional page i had to cut where kirby bid them all farewell; smacked the wall; and a whole workshop of stuff fell down #but it proved too clunky and too hard to capture within my time limit so you'll just have to imagine it 😂 #also this is featuring my festive designs from the advent stickers i did this year! #finally i get to draw boggle eyed kirby and V-face meta knight. christmas present to myself. #happy holidays and best wishes to everybody for the new year! #kirby #bandana waddle dee #meta knight #king dedede #magolor #my art #my comics

[moonsnqil]

tell me i'm not the only one who regularly has this thought

#like yes ik aftg is in 2006 yes ik andrew is 20 years old no i dont understand how that means he was born in 1986 #that makes him 38 years old present day #hes only 11 years younger than my mother #this actually keeps me up at night #im older than book andrew tho and somehow that adds to my late night thoughts #wait i think hes actually 37 present day since hes a november baby #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard

[luppiart]

They’re going to buy a lava lamp

#what do you mean we could have had a 60s women presenting flashback im gonna sue you #not sure about 60s fashion accuracy but aziraphale would be some years late #innefable wifes #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #otp #fem aziraphale #fem crowley #girl omens #innefable husbands #aziracrow

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[ifearloveisviolence]

Possessive

#erasermic #yamada hizashi #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #present mic #bnha #mha fanart #my hero academia #I love unhinged Hizashi fics #Been binging villain!Hizashi fics lately and god it's such good food #Give me all the toxic erasermic #Hizashi serving c*nt

[ohno-the-sun]

I am perhaps a bit late on this

But birthday present for @head-in-the-icloud !

I hope that you had a wonderful happy happy birthday!

#fnaf daycare attendant #sundrop #moondrop #your blorbos are so fun to color #I’m very very sorry for being late #but week was v busy so I hope you still like it now #you are a very kind person I think u deserve a pretty pretty present

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy au scribbles!!

#ft. bardaby and wall beefing <3 #ok yeah im just gonna call possessed wally wall. #cause yk. homes. home. walls. wall. #the alternative options were like. walome. holly. etc. bad options #In My Mind that scribble is the result of barnaby's first time seeing home possess wally #he did not know home could do that! they'd already had a very stressful and bad few months! #both of them were at their limits and were ready to Start Biting! #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #wh au #welcome home au #anyway yeah i gave howdy a lil ponytail. what about it #and his lil magic bullet bandolier <3 #ALSO DRAWING THE PUPPETS WITH TEETH IS FUN BUT ALSO VERY STRANGE #I AM NOT USED TO SHOVING CHOMPERS IN THEIR FACES #but in this au they're Real Fleshy Beings so. they need teeth i guess #ok i just wanted to give them teeth in a way that my brain allowed #still very unwell about this lil au btw #my little imaginings have been keeping me going lately #my favorite plotlines at present are bardaby-home bonding / wally & home are separated / ocean adventures / disembowelment <3 #fun things all around!

[winkle-pickers]

Inspired by this post, a really good discussion about it, and reassurance that life doesn't end after your twenties - quite the opposite in fact. Happy 43rd birthday Kaiba <3

#kaiba seto #seto kaiba #ygo #ygo dm #I KNOW IM LATE AJKSDHJASKF AGAIN #OTP: 'Kaiba x choosing over and over to live and keep going and reach out to the people already there waiting for him' #you can tag any ship you want tho lol #(shhhh in my secret extended brain universe) #(jou and anzu get together in their late 30s and between both of them CANNOT wrap a present) #(honda made the cake) #(yuugi will always answer the phone no matter how late) #(mokuba is family to all of them) #(isono has been offered several generous retirement packages and won't take them) #(he is going to SEE THESE KIDS THROUGH DAMN IT) #(Seto won't let him bodyguard anymore tho so mostly he just hangs around enjoying his seventies) #art tag

[valfeathers]

happy mattiversary to those who celebrate!! (redraw)

#death note #matt death note #mail jeevas #death note fanart #valfeathers posts again raise your hand if youre shocked! #this is a late bday present for the deceased loml matt jeevas #redraw of a redraw. maybe i’ll track down the first one and put it side by side to compare #v’s gallery