#THEY ARE MARRIED ALREADY

[devilspastorson]

I love this line delivery so much:

"ₙₒₒ ᵢ'ₘ ₙₒₜ"

#spirk #get married already #spock #jim kirk #star trek

[loki-us]

It’s the casual way Mobius sets his chaotic boyfriend The God of Mischief loose on everyone. Mobius is so attuned to Loki, he immediately knows how he’s going to react, offering him a gentle warning or permission to proceed. And Loki carefully waits for that permission before he acts, implying this is a familiar dynamic that’s been established beforehand.

#their trust and intimacy with each other #is so subtle #and yet it cannot be denied #I mean they’re practically married already #Lokius #loki #loki 1893 #1893 #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki god of mischief #god of mischief #gifset #loki tv #loki series #loki season two #loki s2 #thoughts-theories #loki-us blog #im screaming

[9ndreus]

So Bildad does this little gesture before the magic trick bringing Job's children back:

And guess where else we've seen it before:

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #bildad the shuhite #shuhite sunday #my point is... my POINT is... #they're so married #they like to pretend they're so different but they even take on some of each others' mannerisms 😭 #stimming #(as always if someone already pointed all this out before lmk and I'll link to it) #ID in alt text

[seizethegay420]

#UH HELLO? #WHAT?!?! #GAY #OH MY GOD #GET MARRIED ALREADY #Phoenix sounds so panicked lmao #“Miles is thinking about getting married? But hes *my* husband!” #gay #gay gay homosexual gay #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #phoenix wright x miles edgeworth #phoenix x miles #wrightworth #narumistu #ace attorney soj #ace attorney spirit of justice #ace attorney #apollo justice trilogy

[sonhogentil]

babygirl she wants to wife you, let Marilyn wife you 👰💒

Pandora (pink haired girl) belongs to @napelf

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#oc #personal art #gift art #shes dropping hints #her hints: i want to be married to you for eternity #she could not be clearer than that #i say #as theyre like married already but whatever

[al4thea]

My receipt your honor (caught in 4k)

Many thanks to the devs for the additional lore ღ(•̀ᴗ•́)ノ✧˖° ♡

#he's kneeling?! why? you're already married damn #i love them so much #queue #cult of the lamb #cotl #narinder #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narinder x lamb #narilamb #cult of the lamb fanart

[habken]

sketches of some losers in love

#midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #mha #bnha #bakudeku #bkdk #dkbk #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia #boku no hero fanart #habs art #doodles #scammers to lovers #I'm still working on the comic of ph baku and IT deku meeting outside work for the first time lmao #but I want them in love and married already >:-T

[justanotherignot]

Letter from Isobel (AND AYLIN!)

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #aylin x isobel #dame aylin #aylin #bg3 aylin #isobel thorm #isobel #bg3 isobel #justanotherignot #has anyone actually gotten this? #because i had to do some tiny brain gymnastics to make it appear in my game #anyway this is fucking adorable #they sound married #i love that aylin felt the need to add the postscript even if it's just to repeat what isobel already said #aylin talks in all caps and she writes in all caps #and apparently she and isobel are doing a spinoff #the moon lesbians are detectives now

[humanbeanisnotamused]

the cr cast gets SO lost in the sauce of their little inside jokes. they are crabs eight years into the pot of boiling water. so like. it is not AT ALL clear to the uninitiated viewers of that dirty laundry episode that liam and sam are not ACTUALLY married

#it's SO annoying to have married couples on together! #liam has to go DEEP into his childhood to find secrets that sam doesn't already know about him! #it's SO baked into the lore that no one feels the need to explain anymore! #critical role #dropout

[caelanglang]

The O(ccasionally)samu D(runk)azai

#drunk dazai bc hes the actual alcoholic one #also bc i wanted a very flustered chuuya #YES EVEN IF THEYRE MARRIED ALREADY BC WHY NOT #i hc drunk dazai is still pretty alert but then if he realizes its someone he someone he can trust (chuuya etc) he just goes soft boy mode #soft honest boy ehehe #also occasionally emotional and vulnerable and validation/reassurance seeking and chuuya always knows #okay i will stop rambling this was rotting my mind the past few days #playing wasia project's ur so pretty on the background when i was drawing these #behold. my therapy (real) #bsd #skk #my art #sketch #sketches #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #established skk

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW) #(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

[ceilidho]

price calling you "the missus" to everyone around him before the two of you are even married 🥴 i hvae to sitdown......

#twitching thinking about price wearing his ring....MONTHS before the wedding #like that man is already married in his head

[figmentof]

#they scrunch their nose the same way when they laugh 🥺

#Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #ofmdedit #ourflagmeansdeathedit #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmdsource #ofmdaily #ofmdgifs #tvedits #lgbtedits #dailyflicks #tvarchive #EdwardStede #figmentofedit #they really are a couple huh. married already #1k

[morganas-simp]

I will never get over the fact that Uther just knew that Arthur was gay.

Whenever he had a relationship with a woman he would instantly question it or think that it was sorcery.

But Merlin who would commit literal crimes constantly and once confessed that he was a sorcerer when Arthur defended him Uther didn’t care.

But yeah Arthur totally wasn’t gay.

#merlin #bbc merlin #bbc merthur #merthur #merlin x arthur #its cannon at this point #leave me alone #uther didnt really give a fuck and i think that’s why he didnt want him marrying gwen #he was like ‘but you’re already screwing your manservant #so just marry a noble woman who cares?’

[moonstrider9904]

We didn't just get soft, redeemed Crosshair this season. We actually got gentleman, respects women Crosshair.

Cue me fainting because he is so much hotter after this.

#lord let me marry this man already #i'm fawning over this #i cannot find a gentleman like this in real life #moon's caps #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #my prince #crosshair #clone force 99 #star wars tbb #tbb omega #asajj ventress #tbb season 3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch s3 spoilers

[baeshijima]

imagine an au where you wake up to a chill seeping through the comfort of your duvet. it's a little unusual. the mornings shouldn't be so cold anymore; did you maybe leave the window open?

a headache blooms along your conscience, and you think that maybe you had one too many drinks out of frustration last night. but, then again, it's not your fault that prickly bastard got on your nerves and made you drink till you passed out. he just has it out for you!

bare arms are draped over your equally bare midriff, its hold around you tightening and— wait. you're NAKED?!

by the speed at which you flipped to your other side, you wouldn't be surprised if you got whiplash. actually, scrap that. maybe the familiar face lying beside you, alongside the marks you barely caught a glimpse of amidst your turn, is more than enough to wish you actually did get it.

"mmh, what's wrong?" he mumbles in all his sleepy glory, clearly disoriented from your sudden movement. a hand rubs against his heavy lids in a feeble attempt to clear out the bleary fog which clings to his vision, one in which blocks the sight of you by default. "you're never up before me in these mornings."

...how did you end up in the bed of your arch-nemesis (self-proclaimed), naked, and— why is he staring at you so affectionately? weren't you just at each other's throats a few hours ago? (figuratively or literally, it doesn't matter. you were at each other's throats all the same.)

(or, you somehow find yourself three years into the future, married to the very same prickly bastard who made you black-out drunk (self-inflicted). and naked (not self-inflicted. probably).)

#sophie talks : concepts <3 #mmm e/r2l time travel into married future-esque aus my beloved #this for jing yuan... or blade... or ratio... or aventurine... or sunday... or boothill... or haitham... or childe... or scara... or ayato. #bites fist sophie stop making more wips when ur already drowning in them 🧍‍♀️