#WAS HE BLONDE

[cheolhub]

HI SAR ITS 🎐 AND I JUST HAD THE MOST FUNNIEST THOUGHT EVER AND I NEED TO SHARE IT WITH YOU

imagine you and vernon are fucking and he wants to put a pillow underneath your hips so he reaches for a pillow, but instead he grabs the closest thing to him AND ITS ONE OF YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS 😭😭😭 he tries to put it under your hips before you see it but you stop him immediately BWJWKSJWJJE you’re just so flabbergasted and you look him dead in the eye and you’re just like “absolutely not . please do not bring *insert stuffed animal name* into this” LMFAOOOO

anyways i hope this made you laugh or even slightly giggle bc ik you’ve been feeling down lately, hope you feel better <33

OMGNSHS HI!!

this ask is actually crazy because i, and many other normal, grown adults, sleep with stuffies on my bed BUT i can DEFINITELY envision this happening to vernon.

he wants to fuck you deeper and he’s in this trance so he’s blindly gabbing at the first plush thing he feels to wedge it under your back. when you feel the material of the item he’s grabbed, you look at him in shock and make him stop, he’s like, “what’d i do 🧍🏻” and you have to explain to him that you will not put your cuddle stuffie between the two of you during sex of all times.

PLEASe nonnie 😭😭 THIS DID MAKE ME LAUGH,,, i love U so bad thank you so much T^T

#this is ridiculous dhehhwge #ALSO U NEED TO TELL ME ABT PIWON #DID U SEE INTAK #WAS HE BLONDE #OH GOD I BET HE WAS BLONDE #😭 intak #[💌:​🎐]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

#he self reported as 6'3 215 lbs and strawberry blonde like ugh she would not miss a crumb

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you have such a interesting body ethan ...

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #karl wants ethan so bad and he doesnt even try to hide it #its so funny #he wants him so bad it makes him look stupid #gets rejected by his crush once and instantly breaks down #ethan said no to him his life is over #karl fumbled a bad blonde and was so embarassed he tried to kill him for being the only witness

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

“Percy fell first” “annabeth fell first”

they fell in love at the same time, but annabeth knew right away that she was done for, whereas percy woke up 2 years later like “damn that’s what that is…”

#she's like welp im in love with a blonde man i guess im screwed #and he's like lololol i would literally do anything for her i wonder why that is #percabeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series

[mintypsii]

NO CUZ WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

#I HATE HIM #edit: reblogged this with a tied up sanji version 😭 hes so pathetic #ugh what is wrong with him #blonde men are woman to me /ref #is he okay #my beloved #one piece #op #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #sanji vinsmoke #min watches one piece

[ocean-cloud]

Everyone who thought percy being blonde wasn't staying true to the books never considered the true untapped potential of blonde percy

Nico d'angelo has a type now. He's down bad for the BLONDES. AND YOU KNOW HES EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT TOO.

The meme potential of this is ENDLESS. I need a heroes of Olympus adaptation JUST so that someone can make fun of him for that

#Not only is he grappling with internalised homophobia #my poor boy is grappling with the fact he's into snarky #sassy blondes. #nico di angelo #pjo series #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians

[lunarcrown]

💗GET HEART FOUNDATIONIFICATED💗

#secret life spoilers #secret life #rendog #tango tek #BUBBLEGUM ​BLONDE DOG MOMENT!!!! #my art #he was SO HAPPY TO PLAYYYYYY IM CRYYYYUY

[spinaholi]

peak elf design

#i was thinking of including solas but he’s bald not blonde 😭 #baldur's gate iii #dragon age #lotr #astarion #fenris #zevran arainai #legolas #dragon age origins #dragon age 2 #lmao #spina speaks

[mearchy]

The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness. #not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like. #a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why… #but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it #and now HAN is used to this #and leia does not care #but boba fett is doing the 😧 #and i just think that’s funny. #all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit. #like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment #or from being around lots of normal people. #so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude. #star wars #original trilogy #ot #star wars original trilogy #luke skywalker #bobaluke #dinluke #the mandalorian #boba fett #din djarin

[wombywoo]

yearbook photo 📷

#cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john price #mw2 #my art #scraping this man's hair off with a butter knife #squad can't know he's blond

[cranity]

head over heels

#nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #vashwood #trigun #my art #idk how to explain my trigun feelings other than my fav flavor of it being that wolfwood falls hard for this chaotic blonde first #and they proceed to share intricate rituals throughout their travels but never do anything about it #and then vol 10 happens #:] #anyways im a wolfwood falls in love first believer right here #he would do anything for that man

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt. #Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me. #He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy! #The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3” #“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue. #(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.) #Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

[brrmian]

they make me feel seen

#because. yknow. im a redhead #and here’s the thing!!! before u say obi isn’t ginger i would argue that’s he’s strawberry blond #definitely not fire engine red like cal lmao but he is still a redhead so he counts!!! #obi wan kenobi fanart #obi wan kenobi #cal kestis fanart #cal kestis #attack of the clones #jedi fallen order #sw jfo #jedi survivor #swtcw #sw art #sw fanart #obi wan fanart #sw prequels #sw tcw #star wars #star wars aotc #star wars rots #ewan mcgregor #cameron monaghan #sw tcw fanart #jedi fanart #star wars fanart #fanart #tcw fanart #my art

[beybuniki]

nosy

#same shoes same shorts i love dressing them like twins sorry #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #bakugo's shirt will survive anythinggg #kept bakugo rlly pale for once #he is blond with red eyes after all i just knoe he gets a sunburn very easily

[notacluedo]

this has probably been done before but Neil <3 referenced from the desperate man by Gustave Courbet <3 get him a colourist plz

#Do u think he dyed his eyebrows too #This is such an elaborate disguise to keep up when u live with other people do they all think that Neil’s like a natural blond #And that he just likes dyeing his hair #Seth and Matt like there he goes again 🙄🙄🙄 spending an hour in the bathroom doing whatever the fuck he does in there 🙄🙄🙄 #Aftg #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #my art

[feodor-dostoevsky]

TOM BLYTH as Coriolanus Snow in The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)

#filmedit #tblythedit #tbosasedit #thgedit #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tom blyth #doyouevenfilm #fyeahmovies #userbbelcher #burgertv #useroptional #dailyflicks #cinemapix #myedit #blonde c%nt #wish we had his tom sawyer look a bit more #it's so crazy it's the same person #he looks so different in his three stages #i think peacekeeper coryo is my favorite one #not a school boy and isn't fancy yet. just a man