#WAS THAT AXEL AT THE END OF THE TRAILER!?

[artiststarme]

Eddie was used to disappointing people. His parents, his uncle, the teachers at school, everyone that had ever had hope that he’d amount to even a smidgen of something with importance. He had let everyone who ever believed in him down.

He was used to self-destructing. Between choosing fights at school that he knew he would lose and doing the drugs he used to numb himself, he was no stranger to taking his feelings out on himself. He pushed away his friends, his uncle, and the random strangers who tried to care about him here and there. He distanced himself until people gave up.

He was hoping he would disappoint Steve or self-destruct their relationship though. Alas, just like everything else in his life, Eddie fucked it up. He forgot some things, got angry when he shouldn’t have and flippant at times too. He mistook words and delivered barbs that pierced the weakest of insecurities. He pulled away until his heart couldn’t take the loneliness anymore and he slunk back to look at the damage.

In the end, Steve moved on and the Party ran out of chances to give Eddie. He ambled back to the trailer where his uncle’s sad eyes fell upon him even as he chugged coffee and left to work an overtime shift. Then Eddie was alone again, surrounded by chipped mugs and ratty baseball caps that only served to remind him of his intrusion in his uncle’s life.

Eddie was used to letting down others but that was the day he let down himself. He packed a meager bag and blew past the town limits going 75 an hour, the van threatening to throw the the wheels straight from their axels.

He flew past Chief Hopper’s blazer and was gone before the cop could even consider pulling him over. And that was the last anyone ever saw of Eddie Munson. Hop’s memory of Eddie, his hair wilder than usual, eyes dull, and tear tracks on his cheeks, was all that was left of the boy. And in the minds of everyone else, he was just another disappointment, a failure, that bore forgetting.

#stranger things #steddie #breakup #angst #steve harrington #eddie munson #uncle wayne

[crispy-armpit]

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐕𝐍 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 !

⭒ 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦! 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯-𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘊𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭…

after 2 years of rotting away in the drafts, the COVID-19 DATING SIMULATOR is finally seeing the light of day!! this game was a huge shitpost created by me and my friends (Axel, Ruri, Max) for another friend who had caught covid (Callista).

the game was fully created using the limited features of GOOGLE SLIDES (!!!) and unfortunately, is unfinished. i've only decided to publicize it now, hence why some contents of the game can be very old and cringe. the cast are self-inserts, so you can find me (Adam) as an interactable character!!!

sooooo..... here it is!!

TRAILER (this is a joke)

features:

⭒ a cute, rich boyfriend!

⭒ 300+ slides of fun!!

⭒ a mystery waiting to be solved....

⭒ 3 & 1/2 in-game days!! (around 35+ minutes of gameplay)

⭒ multiple choices that can affect your friendships

⭒ 2 endings, 2 CGs

warnings: yandere behaviour, hints to violence/murder & cannibalism, character death, kidnapping

a/n: enjoy the game! reblogs & sharing with friends is greatly appreciated! :)

#male yandere #yandere #original yandere character #yandere boy #yandere imagines #yandere male #yandere scenarios #yandere character #covid 19 #coronavirus #original character #oc #oc art #visual novel #indiedev #vndev #dating sim #dating game #yandere x darling #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere writing #tw yandere #soft yandere #yandere games #yandere visual novel #yandere vn #yan #obsessive yandere #obsessive

[macabre-mangled]

I am in dire need of Eddie's reaction to the reader telling him that they're pregnant. He would probably be terrified and overprotective throughout the whole pregnancy

Fuck yeah I love prompts like this! ✨ I like drama ✨

Eddie with a pregnant S/O

Warnings: pregnancy mentions (kinda heavy details), abortion mention, canon typical violence and innuendos, weed use (On Eddies end)

I see him as someone who loves kids

Although he obviously would be terrified when you told him

Upon seeing your scared face tho he knows he has to just toughen up for you

He wouldn’t make you get an abortion unless YOU wanted it or it was medically necessary

He’s sort of in shock at first but recovers fairly quickly

He’s not necessarily a teenager anymore at the age of 21 but he’s still really young

He knows you’re in the same boat ( you being 18 or older here)

He’s calming you down and telling you that he’s not mad or upset with you

He wants to keep the baby

You do tell your parents who are disappointed but supportive nonetheless

Eddie definitely takes responsibility for once

He understands it’s somewhat his fault

He asks you to move in with him (in a different trailer or his uncles is up for discussion)

Now I’m going to say this happens after all the shit with season 4 and after you graduated

So you do have the opportunity to take a gap year before going to college

Throughout your pregnancy Eddie doesn’t leave your side

In fact he doesn’t even let you feed yourself

Whether you tell him off for that is up to you

You told Robin, Nancy, and Steve about 3 months in

You let the girls gush and touch your belly

Eddie refuses to let Steve do the same

He barely let the girls and you could see him gritting his teeth in the corner

If you complain about back pain or feet aches he’s right there in a heartbeat massaging you

He also does the thing where he comes up behind you and gently lifts your belly to take the weight off you for a little bit

When you’re farther along his hands never leave your belly

He also gets WAY more protective if that was possible

The kind of guy that’s constantly asking you if you’re ok or if you need to take a seat

Once you find out the gender he’s over the moon

He starts preparing the little rockstar’s nursery

He insisted on the rockstar theme

You let him have this

He also has some name ideas but he thinks you should have the final say

Girl: Helena, Poppy, Ophelia

Boy: Ozzy (obviously ) , Axel, Orion

Once your baby is born tho he’s not putting them down

He’s so enamored with them

You literally have to remind him that you have to feed them

He loves watching you do this

He’s just so happy with his little family

#writers on tumblr #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #writeblr #writerscommunity #x reader #writerslife #stranger things #stranger things 4 #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie stranger things #stranger things x reader #eddie munson imagine #stranger things imagine

[mythicalartistx]

Strelitzia is actually Experiment X and it's not hard to see why

Since Skuld being Experiment X is almost disproved because of the time stamps relating to Missing Link... I have another theory

Who X truly is that nobody else have ever thought of—

It's Strelitzia

But first I'm going to discuss why Skuld theory no longer works

Spoilers for Melody of Memory, Union X, and Luxu's identity

There is a theory that Skuld is X, the person that was founded by Ansem and experimented on. X is also what drove Isa (Saïx) and Lea (Axel) to do what they did. They often talked to her and planned to help her escape but before they could she was moved. they planned to infiltrate the organization to save her, however they soon lost sight of what their goal was.

In Missing Link it is noted it is place full of Ephemer's descendants. However, in Dark Road, Xehanort has a "dream" vision when talking to (Player) of the adventures Player had and refers that a girl with dark hair (Skuld) looking like his mom.

It is noted that X had amnesia and it seems many people after going through the time travel pods loose memories. Kairi who was experimented and forced to travel to destiny Islands forgot her memories as well. Ven forgot his memories (though it could be from abuse from Xehanort and being separated from Vanitas). But Player also loses their memories in KHML

Which is why it makes the most sense that Strelitzia is X.

It's probably implied they get together. Now his mother is implied to be Skuld meaning they had kids and then she has Xehanort awhile afterwards. This means after their time something happens for her and the others to come back. It wouldn't make sense for her to be X and then go back to Ephemer.

But what if he also took her to Ansem and he did experiments on her. After all, Luxu helped showed where Terra—Xehanort was so how come he couldn't do the same for Experiment X. Ansem then did experiments on her. After that Luxu eventually took her and brought her to Quadratum where she stays.

Strelitzia dies but after the dandelions go off, many of the characters see Strelitzia. It is even shown that Luxu or maybe even MOM might have taken Strelitzia somewhere else such as the Quadratum... Where we do end up seeing her in the KH4 trailer

It adds up the most and there's little reason why it can't work.

#kingdom hearts #kingdom Hearts theory #kh analysis #kingdom Hearts analysis #strelitzia #union x #kh mobile #kh union cross #kh union x #Strelitzia is X #experiment X #kh4 #melody of memory #skuld #kh skuld #kairi #spoilers for KH lore #this doesn't include anything from KHML beta testing #This only includes trailers

[real-total-drama-takes]

I had a dream that season 2 was released and I watched it all in the span of my dream until the end. I slept for like 8 hours, and there was 23 episodes so that made sense. The season took place on a boat in the middle of nowhere ocean it was like a cruise ship. They were doing crazy challenges on a BOAT. And then there was this alliance between scary girl axel and priya idk why it was so wholesome. There was no winner and there was like only 5 eliminations for some reason. At the end the ship sank like the nuclear island sank in roti, and they bobbed up and had to go to lifeboats. THEN I DREAMT OF A TRAILER FOR TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS;ALLSTARS. So basically it was the contestants from island and roti and pahketiw but older vs the new cast and the old cast from island roti etc etc looked so freaking ugly for some reasons ???? They didn’t even look like the ogs and I though wasn’t blainely like 30 in wt why they look like that😭😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭anyway pt 2 LATOR 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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#total drama #total drama 2023 #td spoilers

[huariqueje]

LITTLE AXEL Trailer | Miami Jewish Film Festival 2022

The story of Leonard Cohen and Marianne Ihlen Leonard Cohen and Marianne Ihlen has been recounted numerous times-- in books, films, and the press. Theirs was a romance that would inspire Leonard to write some of his most moving poetry, wisdom, and songs. It all began when Leonard first set foot on a rocky, carefree island off the coast of Greece as an unknown author who had never even sung in public. For Leonard and Marianne, then 26 & 25 respectively, the stars aligned at this bohemian playground, and they fell deeply in love. Ihlen, often called Cohen’s muse, was the inspiration for some of his greatest songs, among them “So Long, Marianne,” “Like a Bird on a Wire” and “That’s No Way to Say Goodbye.” Their romance also encompassed a third person: Marianne was not alone when she met Cohen; she came with her infant son, Axel Joachim Jensen, Jr., the offspring of her marriage to the Norwegian writer, Axel Jensen, who had abandoned them after the boy’s birth. Leonard Cohen soon became, for all intents and purposes, the boy’s adoptive father, and the bond between them continued even after Cohen became an international superstar and separate from Marianne at the end of the 1960s. Little Axel for the first time tells this story through exclusive archive material and Axel’s own words, while shining a light on his own struggle with mental illness throughout his adult life.

#youtube #Little Axel #Leonard Cohen and Marianne Ihlen #1960s bohemian circle on Hydra

[noahtally-famous]

So I’m thinking abt watching the new td season. I’m prob gonna split it into chunks bc it’ll be my reactions to all the episodes plus pre & post thoughts of the season, so if you wanna know my thoughts, just go to the 'total drama revival episode rambles' tag

Firstly, let’s start off with some pre-watching thoughts. These are just bullet points based on the trailers and promo pics I’ve seen. (I’ve only seen part of one trailer—I forgot which one—and some of the promo pics.)

I know most of the major details of the season bc of spoilers but I’ll try to pretend like I don’t lmao though there might be some occasions when I reference smth—I’ll put those in brackets ( [ ] ).

Now onto my thoughts!!

PRE-WATCHING THE TD SEASON:

PRIYAAA!!! [ A lot of ppl on here initially brushed her off as the Nice Girl, but I was with her from the frigging start and wanted her to go far in the season! ] As a desi female, I was so so happy to see desi rep AND her name is Priya!! It’s so pretty and ties into cultural heritage, and fgdgdgdgd I’d already hc her as bi fyi (yeah it could be me projecting on her, that’s okay. That’s f i n e. She seems like such a bisexual though)

Axel should be a lesbian. It’s what she deserves

Tbh I never rlly vibed with Ripper. Sure he seemed cool and ppl kept calling him the ‘nowen child’ but he’s pretty meh to me

I didn’t rlly try to guess who the gay couple would be ngl. But I lowkey wanted one half of it to be Chase bc it would’ve been so funny if the one person most ppl labeled as The Token Straight was n o t like imagine how many mouths that would’ve shut 😂

Chase & Zee would’ve been a v cute pair. Plus the shipname Chazee is adorable hhfgdgd if they don’t end up canon, it could be a good noncanon ship 🤷‍♀️

Chef and Chris eyeing each other in the promo pics like come on. Gimme some of that chref content

Julia and Nichelle would be so. amazing. together.

I think I’m the minority who believed that the Hockey Duo wouldn’t end up together. Idk they give off a bros/bromance vibe, and that’s it lmaooo

I’m so so interested in Scary Girl and how her character will be like!!

Bowie’s style is odd but funky—10/10, love it!! Def gives me gay vibes

Caleb seems like a Justin. Plus of c o u r s e his name is Caleb smh (no offense to ppl named Caleb)

Chase was only in the trailer for like less than five seconds but if anything happens to him, I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself. Idk man, he seems like Such A Guy, I just know he’ll be one of the ppl on the show I’ll be fixated on. Plus I love the name Chase.

[ I saw a post calling Chase a ‘boyfail’ and cryinggdgd lmao ] [ Chase overall seems to have mixed reactions among fans, so I’m gonna tread lightly around him. I just hope he doesn’t end up like Dave. I adored Dave when I started PI, but then…all that happened and he’s hated so much. Genuinely hope Chase doesn’t end up like that, pls pls pls I’m counting on you buddy. Don’t fuck it up *cue that one meme I know you guys are thinking abt* ]

Chase & Priya seems like such a popular ship. Ngl their dynamic interested me too-

I saw a post comparing Zee to Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and I’m like :0 fr though?? makes me love Zee even more!

So where exactly will this take place? Camp Wawanakwa?

Am I forgetting anything? Idk but these are my thoughts! Now onto watching the season—idk when that’ll happen but you guys will know when I post my thoughts :D

#total drama #noahtally-famous #kit speaks #td #td spoilers #total drama spoilers #total drama 2023 #total drama revival #genuinely hope I don’t get attacked #idk this fandom is as feral as zeke so I’m just always worried lmao #total drama revival episode rambles

[lermisv4]

The Kingdom Hearts Iceberg meme - DECONSTRUCTED

So whenever I have way too much time in my hands (or I’m too bored to do stuff I seriously ought to be doing) I google ���[insert fandom here] iceberg” and then compile on a list all the entries from all the icebergs I can find on said fandom with the thought that I may make the ultimate iceberg one day.

That never happens.

So anyway, I decided “screw it!” and now I present you the full, NUMBERED list of all the Kingdom Hearts Iceberg meme entries I could find plus some, in no particular order to speak of! I don’t actually know what maybe 30-40% of them are, and there may be duplicates or I may have grossly misunderstood some stuff, but that’s fine! I don’t care! Let’s GET TO IT.

EDIT: I added more

Black Box

Elevator Pitch

Robed Ansem

Cactuar

XIII

Lady and the Trump fountain

FF figures

Following Dalmation

Kurt Ziza

Tidus in Traverse Town

"Master Synthesist?"

"This place is kinda different"

Elemental connections

Agrabah peddler

Prophetic cave paintings

Volcanic crater

Sora's weight

"Paintings are great"

Nobodies and Heartless in DDD

OG Hollow Bastion in KH2

V-Cast games

"You've seen me before?"

Tarzan rights

CAT

Einhander ships

"This place looks familiar"

Hidden Seifer fight

International censorship

Cover art locations

Mickey was the protagonist

Donald was the protagonist

Warrior's Journey

Disney Castle in KH1

Handwritten notes

Mickey's letter to Rabbit

Jungle Book in BBS

Who Am I?

Dog Street

Crumbling Island

Sora's original design

Kairi's panties

Nomura was drunk when he came up with Re:Coded

Verum Rex is FF Versus XIII

Luxord is the Verum Rex version of Cor Leonis

Luxord's real name is Lodur and he's connected to Dark Road

Pinocchio in 358/2 Days

Fragmented Keys

Woody and Buzz summons in KH1 and KH2

Deep Jungle in CoM

Treasure Planet in DDD

Bahamut Summons

Zidane is Sora

Sora has to play the Reapers' Game

Arrendelle got censored

Sora created Naminé

Nomura planned Sora's fate from the beginning

Xehanort = Another / No Heart

Xehanort and Riku are related

"All in Sora's head" theory

Everyone is Sora, everybody else is Xehanort

Kingdom Hearts is Light

Secret Bosses

7 Wonders

Got Norted

Edge of Ultima

Mrs. Pots and Chip in Deep Jungle

Detective Shield

Mickey Boss assist

Donald Healing

Detection Saber

Staff of Detection

SquareSoft

7

Another Side, Another Story

Traverse Town scale

Vincent Valentine

Duplicate bedrooms in Twilight Town

Agrabah NPCs

Xigbar's crosshair and crossbow

Donald freezing himself

PS4 port glitches

Rikku in KH1

Atlantica Mushroom

Mickey's shirt

Xemnas forms

Dabbing

Chest details

Atlantica combat in KH2

Hydra's green blood

Luxord's dollar bills

Xemnas anagram

Pride Lands in KH1

2001 trailer

Alternate cutscenes

Early Donald and Goofy outfits

Hidden rooms

E3 2004

Two Kairi glitch

Riku on the Big Ben

Eraqus = Square

Big Ben doors

Commit it to memory

Nomura and cats

April Fools

Nomura signature in KH2

Cavern of Remembrance skip

Marluxia was a woman

Terra's Keyblade covers Aqua's back

Keyblade in Disney Infinity

Axel on fire

Der Freischütz

Keyblade letters/symbols

Pushing buttons/flipping switches

Monsters INC and Fantasia in KH2

Aerosmith in DDD files

KH fragmented keys

Nomura fried chicken

Disney's secret headquarters

Madoca Magica in DDD files

Red Trinity in Halloween Town

Laguna in BBS Mirage Arena

Aqua is a magical girl

Larxene reading Marquis de Sade

Mushroom Kingdom Hearts

The Bouncer concepts reused for KH

KH Demo Disc

BBS on the PS2

Kingdom Hearts cartoon

The Simpsons game

Eyes to Eyes

Jane's panties

KH end credit misspellings

Sora's mom

Sanctuary reversed

Reincarnation theory

It's Disney Land

The assassination of Strelitzia

Sora's dinner

Phoenix Games' Peter Pan

Something Dark

Cheat codes

Somebodies

Lost source code

Logo predicts protagonist

Destati is cursed

Goofy is god

BHK

From sitting to walking

Lingering Will

Xemnas in KH1

Young Xehanort in BBS

Beta logo

Adult Roxas in 358/2 Days promo art

Dissidia NT in Toy Box

Sora's outfit inspired by Mickey

"We have to save Sora!"

Unused Keyblades

Revenge value

DM skip

KH was inspired by Mario 64

Final Form Firaga

Immune Keyholes

GBA Organization XIII voice actors

Halloween Town mob skip

Labyrinth of ice is Elsa's palace

KH3 Out of Bounds

"There can't be two Keyblade Masters"

Italian Xehanort

Edgar Rice Burroughs family dispute

Out of character Axel dialogue in CoM

The 13th floors bells in CoM GBA

Stitch's spaceship in KH2

Glide is canon

Dissidia was a KH game

Sora mascot in Disneyland

KH3 Anti-piracy message

End of the World true location

The Chasers

jb_62a.bcd

GBA CoM cutscene assets in KH2

Dive to the Heart is a world

KH1 beta trailer assets in KH2

How Beast got into Hollow Bastion in KH1

Mysterious Voice identity

Yen Sid = Disney

Joe Williams

Bon Jovi

Many-Worlds interpretation

Nomura had it all planned from the beginning

Human identity of every Heartless and Nobody

World Order transformation process

KH1 plot was a scrapped Walt Disney movie

"The story is really confusing"

Yoko Shimomura is underappreciated

Press X to win

Terra-Xehanort is the strongest character in the story

Critical Mode runs

Final Hallway before Data Org in KH2FM

KH is Nomura's fanfic

"Floaty" combat

Frozen World in KH3 feels rushed due to movie changes

"Okay I believe you"

Sora forgot he went to Deep Jungle

Organization XIII members have corresponding enemy types

Tokyo team vs Osaka team games

"You don't look like half the hero the others were."

"Roxas that's a stick."

1st release Japanese versions of the games

KH1 has the best level design

Demyx is the Master of Masters

Jack Sparrow can wield a Keyblade

"Riku's a sexy guy."

Critical Mode Level 1 runs

Xemnas in the Chamber of Repose is talking to Aqua in 0.2

Organization XIII members are based on Final Fantasy job classes

KH2FM vs KH3 Remind discussion for best KH gameplay

Cosmology of the KH universe

Sora bequeathed a Keyblade by Xehanort

Do Max and PJ exist in the KH universe?

Sora in Scala Ad Caelum Library in KH3 private showcase

Master of Masters standing on top of the Square Enix building

Vibes of the Secret Endings vs the actual games they come from

Worlds and new looks

"The World of Fiction"

All crossover fanfictions of other franchises are technically canon

Donald is canonically the most powerful Square Enix mage

Human experimentation

BBS novel

Vanitas novel section

Kairi's accidental bequeathing

The gathering

Aqua is BBS's main character

Multiplayer Mirage Arena

KH2FM Secret Ending

KH1 reference in Land of Departure

Aqua's hair is darker in 2.5 remix

Enemy color swaps in Final Mix versions

Dismiss and Keyblade Graveyard Horizons made for 2.5

"Episode Zero"

Wayfinder Trio's themes based off "Fate of the Unknown"

KH1 and KH2 Keyblades in Keyblade Graveyard

Kingdom Key D in BBS

Ventus is the reason Sora is upbeat

Beta Ventus used Roxas' face mold

Aqua bakes cakes

BBS Volume 2

Ventus in 358/2 Days

Xehanort's Guardian Heartless is Terra

Added cape scene in BBSFM

Aqua fails

High resolution PS2 Aqua model

Full-sized Ventus in Castle of Dreams

Command Board invented by Nomura when he was in elementary school

BBS and Star Wars comparisons

Designs of the Unversed are based off different emotions

Beta Aqua design with uncovered back

Aqua and Terra are Sora and Kairi grown up

Fates of the Wayfinder Trio are bad versions of the fates of the KH1 Destiny Trio

Aqua absent from Jump Festa 2008 trailer

Sora is reincarnated Ventus

Aqua is Sora's mom

Xion/Aqua hairstyle connection

Terra is Sora's dad

Terra in KH1

Marluxia can sense Ventus in Sora

Xemnas is Terra's Nobody

Roxas dies

Sora was originally BBS's main character

Xemnas can hear Aqua's voice

Sora was originally the chosen one

Destiny Island boulder breaks through glitch

Sora is the most important character in all of Square and Disney

Master of Masters is evil

The Traverse Town lady was a prostitute

Selphie's panties

Twilight Thorn is the Nobody of a Darkside

Chernabog was working with Ansem

Monsters INC doors open to other worlds

Frollo was considered for the New Organization XIII

Gargoyles world was proposed

Xigbar being Luxu was foreshadowed

The KH mangas

The Unchained Masters are time travelers

KH ads rarely played

Neverland and Deep Jungle have different versions of Europe

Disney Town IS Toon Town (the MMO)

Sora Xehanort clone theory

Timeline cross theory

Ansem was right

Tidus from Destiny Islands is different from the Tidus Aaron remembers

Kingdom Hearts is a door to the Fourth Wall

Kairi is Subject X

Basic Nobodies have feelings too

Time does not exist in KH

Yozora is Noctis's Nobody

Ragnarok Parallels

Pluto knows more than he lets on

Kairi's grandmother knew Master Xehanort

Master of Masters is adult Sora

Sora's mom has a major role in the story

The Master of Masters was foreshadowed in KH1

Terra is Eraqus' son

Ansem is still in Riku's heart

KH is Meta-Fiction

Aqua's feet will bring Sora back

FF games have their own worlds

Disney sci ops operation / Capitalism Supposition

Organization XIII members hidden among swarms of Rapid Thrusters

VA's are carefully chosen

The worlds are canon to the movies

The Master of Masters is Nomura

Sora is an allusion to communism

Mickey Mouse side game turned into Fragmentary Passage

Yozora IS Zack Martin / The Mosby Heartless Theorem

The Sceptre and the Kingdom is canon

Mickey dictator connotations

Xehanort VA death curse

World's appearance change in the world space depending on where you plan to land

Secret Reports

Nomura interviews

BradyGames strategy guides

OOB glitches in KH3

Mysterious Tower removed from KH3

Disney's Secret Labs commercials

Concert-exclusive lore

Clothes designs stolen by Hot Topic

Behemoths and Wyverns in 1K Heartless fight

Riku fight in Hollow Bastion was originally planned for End of the World

DDD demo files left in BBSFM

Source code leftovers in KH1

Scrapped Disney Channel animated series

Homecoming "jump glitch"

HDD installation menu

Playing as Donald and Goofy in KH1

PS1 versions

"El Cetro y El Reino"

BBS Great Maw

2.5 PS3 Drive loads

Fragmented Keys was real

TOMY Trading Card Game

Type C Save Points

KHIII PS2 Beta

358/2 Days altered color palette for NTSC-U and PAL

Re:Chain of Memories debug menu

How Rinzler remembered Sora

Mass graves underneath Heartless Manufactory

"That's right, Sora. Your body, your soul, your whole existence… they're all going to disappear!"

Hunter X lag reduction strats

Re:CoM PS4 door warp

Mysterious Figure pre-nerf

Command deck KH3 build

Nothingness really is eternal

There's no real distinction between fiction and reality

Super Smash Bros Ultimate is canon

KHIII is canon to Toy Story

The Nameless Star is Stella Nox Fleuret

The giant reaper Nobody that Marluxia summons in CoM is Strelitzia

Demyx Time

Subject X is Skuld or Ava

Leon's presence is connected to the FFVIII "Squal is dead" theory

Versus XIII was planned to be connected to KH from the get-go

Lea (and Isa) bequeathed by Skuld

Cloud is a Nobody and his Heartless is Sephiroth

Nomura seriously considered making Verum Rex for real

Inclusion of Sora in Smash was delayed because of Nomura, not Disney

Riku’s new hairdo in KH3 was the result of a glitch

Leon in front of the Dalmatians’ house

Different Riku in Monstro cutscenes if you skip Monstro for Hollow Bastion

Eraqus is descended from Brain

The white hat guy from the Missing Link trailer is Luxord

Sora was a Heartless for the entirety of CoM and 358/2 Days

Double sided Keyblade concept in KH2

FF characters were in KH1 because Nomura didn’t want to create OCs for minor roles

Sea Salt ice cream actually exists

If i missed anything feel free to inform me. I’d be GLAD to add it.

#kingdom hearts #kh #spoilers #iceberg meme except not #I removed some of the reall obvious shit I found (like the ream of darkness or FFxDisney crossover thing #this is most definitely A List #I have a think for lists #I seriously have no idea what 30% of these are about #and I can't make head or tails of some of the entries #some of this stuff I found in fanfics #I swear the Yozora is Nocti's Nobody is an actual serious theory and not yet another Nomura is trying to recreate Versus XIII in KH joke #unfortunately I can't find the source for that one I found a YouTube comment that discusses it #too many mispellings int ags #see what I mean #read this at your own risk #again SPOILERS #long post #original post

[totallyaxl]

joseph quinn & he&him/cis male ‷ watch out , axel deal  has crash-landed into roswell !! they look thirty years old and celebrate their birthday on the thirty-first of october. they are from lansing, illinois reside in tripp’s trailer park and are currently working as a guitarist/manager at feel good records. one thing you should know about them is he dreams of the day he will be in a spinning glass crate doing a guitar solo. ‷ ( taylor, cst, he/them, 29 )

full name ➵ axel deal

nicknames ➵ axe, asshole

birthday ➵ october 31st

age ➵ thirty

gender identity ➵ cismale

pronouns ➵ he/him/his

sexual orientation ➵ unlabelled

place of birth ➵ london, england (moved to chicago at a young age)

current location ➵ roswell, new mexico

occupation ➵ guitarist/manager at feel good records

education ➵ studied some criminal justice in college but ultimately said fuck it.

languages ➵ english, spanish, french (a little bit), italian, & is learning sign language.

pets ➵ none yet!

PERSONALITY

temperament ➵ extrovert

hogwarts house ➵ he never took the test. someone help him. 

mental disorders ➵ anxiety

habits ➵ smoking, drinking, nail tapping, and a tendency to talk too quickly sometimes

positive traits ➵ enthusiastic, kindhearted, carefree,

negative traits ➵ temperamental, reckless, self destructive,

QUICK BIOGRAPHY:  (tw: death mention. drug use mention)

childhood➵ he was born in a family that did not have much to their name, even less of a name to society, and he was the middle child of his siblings. before his dad passed, when axel was ten years old. he didn’t die or anything, he simply died to axel.  his dad did share his passion for music with his children before never returning from the buisness trip he took. axel was the one who picked it up most the knowledge and almost instantly fell in love with playing the guitar. he also fell in love with the idea of being in a band one day. axel grew up listening to a lot of 80s heavy metal/music and watching a lot of older movies. when his dad vanished, and his mother turned to drugs to numb her sadness, axe; ended up turning a bit more rebellious than anyone could have expected.

home life/school life ➵ the older axel got the less he liked being called axel and preferred “axe” instead. things at home became harder as he became more of a rebel, much to his mothers dismay, he had a run in with the law once or twice. he almost got his mother arrested one day due to her pissing him off a bit too much that day, but ultimately he didn’t. he left home to live with his friends/couch surfing when he was nineteen.  things in school were surprisingly good, though, because axe was actually very smart and often came out top of his class. he was easy to get along with and made friends with almost anyone. there were times he got into fights, suspended too, but ultimately he did end up passing in the top of his class.

dreams ➵ axe has always dreamed of two things; becoming a rockstar in a rockin’ band & becoming a forensic scientist and help solve crime cases. because of life neither one of those has been achieved just yet, but he continues to work on it! he now lives in roswell, new mexico while both working actively to seek out anyone wanting to join a band and as one of the managers at feel good records.

CONNECTIONS

childhood friend➵ could be online too! just someone who has known him for a long time and has a close bond with him would be nice <3!

ex(s) ➵ anyone who either ended on good or bad terms! could’ve been a long distance relationship or something local. (0/2)

pen pal ➵ someone he’s kept in touch with over seas and maybe convinced him that roswell, new mexico was a good spot to move to! they would have a close friendship :)!

band mates ➵ he would play the lead guitar but he’s looking for a drummer, a bassist, & lead guitarist.

more ➵ anything else that is plotted! would love more connections <3!

#roswellintro #tw: death mention #tw: drug use mention

[juneviews]

axelle judges bl shows > Cutie Pie

shitty summary: Kuea has been engaged to Lian since they were kids, but he’s never shown his true self to him before. Unbeknownst to him, Lian already knows all about him.

where to watch: youtube

grade: 7/10

pros:

- the chemistry was very good.

- the acting was pretty solid!

cons:

- the story was SO empty. I hadn’t planned on watching the show until the trailer made it believe like the storyline of kuea hiding his identity from a sassy, artistic & interesting character to a perfect “doll”, but that storyline got dropped super quickly and barely had an impact on the plot. instead, all we got were filler sex scenes that added nothing to the show, which is a huge pet peeve of mine. and in the end, what stays from this show? well exactly that. actors that have great chemistry in an empty show where nothing matters except that. and I’m getting very tired of these kinds of bl shows.

would I rewatch it: no thanks (:

In summary: emptiness & unnecessary sex scenes. I did really like Diao’s dog, though.

#cutie pie #cutie pie the series #axelle judges bl shows #bypiningbisexuals #I have literally nothing to say about it bc it's so empty LMAO

[luxu-loveskh]

Once again realizing smth,

If we get another kh4 trailer and terra or riku appear in it, i would fucking die

Terra , riku + kh4 graphics= me dead

Or if we get any new designs for the wayfinder trio , roxas and namine(since axel , saix and xion already got outfits in the kh 3 ending I didn't count them here)

Like what would the wayfinder trio wear, would they keep their scala ad caleum clothing styles but have it look more mastery or would they get more modern outfits ?

... does anyone have a picture of terra wearing modern clothing? ... Just asking... For no reason at all

#kingdom hearts #kh #KH 4 #kh4 #kingdom hearts 4 #thinking about characters #terra #wayfinder trio #xion #roxas #axel #saix #Naminé #riku #<mentioned

[hollowwhisperings]

The Secrets of The Secret Room: KH2's Hidden Boss Arena as a Future Plot Point.

Anyone remember that Secret Room in KH2? The FRUSTRATINGLY difficult-to-reach one within the basement caves of Ansem's Castle? The one that lets you fight Data copies of the Organization XIII members? THAT Secret Room?

KH2's "Garden of Assemblage", GIF by superbia (nokuto.tumblr)

Well, what if we look at KH as a series and its LOVE for hiding plot within gameplay mechanics... and look at that Secret Room again after the Lore Bombs from KHUX & KH3?

The KH series LOVES to "hide" lore & plot foreshadowing within game mechanics: the different/same coloured dream portals in DDD & KH3, the "reset" levels in each game, Anti-Sora and Rage Form...

i wonder who, exactly, set up that Data Combat Record of Organization XIII members?

the easiest candidate is DiZ: he has the means, motive & opportunity to have set something like that up (know your enemy).

it's also plausible that Saïx set it up for Axel, a means of preparing him for assassinations but it doesn't make much sense given that Axel would need that combat data BEFORE he fought his targets while the Data Room only has those 'records' AFTER targets are defeated.

Xehanort is another candidate, perhaps setting the system up in order to have Data Copies of the Organization to fall back on for Future Use (no time travel required!). it WOULD be easier to put a Data Copy into a Replika than trying to locate, say, Lauriam or Arlene (who he only seemed to meet through Xigbar) upon their recompletion.

There's also That Looming Option of Darkness.

Darkness, getting one (or more) of the above characters to set this room up, ultimately for ITS use: Darkness seemingly needs 13 Vessels in its Game with MoM and, going with Sleeping Realm Theory, KH3 DID seem to imply that Data Riku & Young Master Xehanort were not only working for (or with) Darkness but were investigating how Hearts & darkness interacted with DATA.

KH's Primordial Darkness IS canonically tech-savvy: the Secret Room of Data Organization XIII fits EXACTLY within its modus operandi.

it's not JUST Darkness who knows of/discovered this Secret Room, however: Sora & Team Guardians of Light did too.

KH3 somewhat implies that Ienzo and Even learned of the Secret Room after being recompleted: it's probably what they were referencing when trying to set Xion & Roxas up in Replika bodies.

If Roxas is now made up of himself AND his Data Copies (from Data Twilight Down & the Secret Room)... it solves the issue of his dual-wielding keyblades despite no longer having 2 "real" Hearts to source them from.

I don't think that either of these Data Roxases would feel a need to have their own Replika bodies: Axel's Nobody formed a Heart but it integrated with his "recompleted" self without issue, just as all these Roxases would. These Hearts can merge or otherwise exist alongside each other without any issue because they share the same "Soul" (or, at least, there are no conflicting memories within their Timelines).

Xehanort did not seem much affected by Xemnas seemingly forming a Heart either: the "lived time" of Xemnas simply went back to Xehanort (& if the transistion WASN'T so seamless... it's not like he would care & he ended up Time Travelling Xemnas before any conflicts of heart could arise anyway).

Terra, on the other hand... well, Xemnas got the Fixation with Aqua's Armour from SOMEONE.

Back to That Secret Room...

my munny's on Darkness bringing that Data Organization XIII back into play at some point, if only to allow more Hidden Boss Gameplay post-KH3 for the purposes of "strengthening" the Darkness within its vessels.

It makes me wonder if the "Demyx" met during KH3 was actually a "Data Demyx": he and Luxord do not seem native to [this side of] "Reality" but to the home of Nameless Star, going by the Verum Rex trailer in Toy Box & the Secret Ending(s) of KH3.

the premise where DiZ or Xehanort sets up the Data Organization for further study, only for it to get used by Darkness could just as easily apply to XIGBAR/Luxu for MoM but... Darkness is the entity with the greater connection to Data Hearts so, regardless of WHO this Secret Room was set up by, it's probably Darkness who'll bring that game mechanic into the future of KH's Story.

#kh theories #data hearts #data organization xiii #kh darkness #13 darknesses #kh's primordial darkness is canonically tech-savvy #gameplay and story integration #welcome to kh where hidden bosses are future plot points #i swear that GETTING to the secret room in kh2 was harder than any of the boss fights within it #how many times did i need to go back and stock up on drive gauge bc i messed up a button press #at one point i was trying to trigger 3 drive forms within seconds just to get an extra high jump #only for a yt tutorial to show that 1 drive form was all i needed #the stupid pipe room puzzle #i NEED that secret room to come back to kh's story just to justify how long i spent trying to reach it #if its only plot purpose was as a backup plan xehanort didn't need in kh3 then i will cry #darkness and maleficent i am relying on you okay #garden of assemblage #cavern of remembrance #radiant garden has many secrets

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Saturday, October 22nd

ANGEL: Harmony. HARMONY: Hey! Boss. ANGEL: You're my secretary? HARMONY: Hello! Assistant. ANGEL: Explain why I shouldn't kill you. HARMONY: Secretary's fine.

~~Conviction~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

The Footprints Left Behind by Willow9124 (Buffy/Spike, M)

The Vampire's Gambit by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, PG)

[Chaptered Fiction]

Sandy Places in Tomorrow, Chapter 36 by Raihne (Xander/Spike, M)

Magic of the Willow Tree, Chapter 4 by 29PheonixLement (Willow/Tara, G)

Road Rules, Chapter 6 by dwinchester (Spike, Tara, T)

Whispers In Pegasus, Chapter 3 by calikocat (Xander, Stargate & Teen Wolf crossover, T)

all the people time’s forgotten (and all the ones i can’t), Chapter 6 (complete!) by taxicab12 (Willow/Tara, T)

Where Will I Meet My Fate, Chapter 12 by FanFreak611 (Angel/Cordelia, T)

Christy, Chapter 13 by BrennaLynn (Buffy, Dawn, Charmed crossover, T)

The Consequences of Not Fading Away, Chapter 5 by missxfaith (AtS ensemble, T)

Carpe Diem, baby, Chapter 7 by Axell (Buffy/Spike, Adult Only)

Fade Away Again, Chapter 2 by Willow25 (Buffy/Spike, PG)

Aphantasia, Chapter 1 by ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike, R)

Tougher than Steel, Chapter 38 by batzulger (Willow, multiple crossovers, FR15)

Whispers In Pegasus, Chapter 3, by calikocat (Xander, Stargate crossover, FR15)

It Devours, Chapter 3 by Buffyworldbuilder (Ensemble, Avengers & X-Men crossover, FR 13)

Consequences of Bargaining, Chapter 12 by All4Spike (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

[Images, Audio & Video]

Artwork: sketchy colour blobs faith by xxriotgrrrlb0yxx (worksafe)

Fanvid: Buffy Summers - Legendary by Shannon Rey

Fanvid: Buffy & Faith | This Is Me Trying by SmoothEcho

Fanvid: You Belong to the City - A Vampire Mishmash by sbvids (multifandom)

Fanvid: Buffyverse | Angel and Spike - G.O.A.T. by T

Vidlet: Buffy And Spike Edit || Hot r Cold by 31 Night of Halloween

Vidlet: buffy/riley/spike | just let it go 'cause her boyfriend is the rock 'n' roll by loveisntbrains

Video: Trailer - BIFF THE HUMAN SLAYER by Biff's Hideout

[Reviews & Recaps]

Video: Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 by ConTinual Convention

[Recs]

Top 5 Late 2021 Works by yourlibrarian in buffyversetop5

Fic recs: Five favorite Buffyverse stories by petzipellepingo in buffyversetop5 | (no subject)

Fic rec: Broken Hearted by badly_knitted recced by petzipellepingo

Better Buffy Fiction Archive by aura218

[Fandom Discussions]

hell’s bells hurts 10x worse now by badrecognition

I definitely appreciate anya more now as an adult by badrecognition

My FAVORITE thing about normal again by badrecognition

There is no separation between angelus and angel by badrecognition

giles pretending he can’t even throw a punch by kaizokuseb

buffy’s last spoken words are “i love you. spike.” by mulderscully

Damn shame we never got to see Whistler again by mysharona1987

Watching the end of btvs and seeing Buffy’s world expand while at the same time Giles’ world has shrunk by Rachael Jurassic

BB's Top 50 Most Memorable Scenes in The Buffyverse - Redux (Week 4) by Buffy Summers

The forehead kiss - why? by Taake

What sort of message did the show send? by ILLYRIAN

The thoughts in Earshot by Tuxedo_Mark

Buffy and Tara’s relationship was the most healthy and stable on the show by sunnyd889

Moving to Sunnydale by DJArcanist

Thoughts on Jenny Calendar? by MySimsFile

D’Hoffryn foreshadowing Anya’s death by lexi_paris

What is your favourite Buffy's moment? by Moscatano

Does Season 6 anyone else's absolute favorite, even on rewatches? by DrPepper450

Why didn't Anya use magic more? by Leporvox

Wishverse Buffy was so attractive... by Maximum_Arachnid2804

BTVS- Final Thoughts by aerolies

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#buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #angel the series #ats

[misalpav]

Thor: Love and Thunder Spoiler Review

Ik it’s been two days since I saw the movie. I’ve been too busy to post sryyyyy.

MAJOR SPOILERS BEYOND CUT YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

ok so overall idk it wasn't bad but also wasn't good? I think that was the general consensus of the ppl I watched it with

Things I liked

I'm gonna get to the main cast but MATT DAMON SIR I LOVE YOU. I'm so used to watching the guy kick ass so watching that ridiculous play with him as Loki >>>>>. I got the fact that he cameos spoiled but not like this lmfao 💀

ALSO I LOVED THE TWO GOATS LMAO

Thor - ok appearance-wise I was honestly lmao at the beginning during the transition from that recluse look to what essentially looked like a teen gang leader (BUT ALSO LEATHER JACKET MY BELOVED)

And I mean he was funny

Christian Bale as Gorr damn

KORGGGG I LOVED HIM SO MUCH. My heart almost stopped when the lightning bolt went through him but the scene at the end when he makes a baby with Dwayne <333

also the allusion to Dwayne “The Rock” was hilarious

Jane - I LOVE HER but I wish they slowed down a bit with her character arch. I loved when she introduced herself as Dr. Jane Foster or Mighty Thor though.

AND INTRODUCING MIGHTY THOR J TO KILL HER WTF MARVEL

Valkyrie was queen as always and that moment when she kissed the hand of the girl at Omnipotence <3333

And on that note them showing trans rep with Axel was rly nice

I LOVED THAT SCENE WHERE THOR GAVE HIS POWERS TO ALL THE KIDS AND IT MADE THE LIGHTNING TREE THING OMG it was beautiful

Ok but when they showed that domestic scene with Thor and Gorr’s daughter my first thought was Uncle Loki :’) which I immediately shared with ms. @janetsnakehole02​ effectively bringing us both to near tears

HERCULESSSSSSSSS I’M SO HAPPY OMG HE’S IN THE MCU AND HE’S BRETT GOLDSTEIN AKDJHDKFKAUFJHLAU

one thing I suspect though is now that they’ve brought the necrosword and also the concept of celestials and symbiotes into the MCU they’ll also introduce Knull as the next Thanos-level villain in the villain and that’s exciting. I mean, look at him: 

Things I disliked

it felt like there were many plot holes lmao like why was Jane able to destroy the necrosword?? why couldn't Thor ask Eternity for Jane back??

The trailers were misleading, I expected more Guardians of the Galaxy tbh

I think there was a lot left out on Thor plot-wise. There was a lot of potential to explore his emotions with the loss of his family but there was just so much of Jane x Thor I think they should’ve toned down the ship and brought up the family feelings

I feel like Gorr was underdeveloped. We saw him getting his motivation but really nothing else about him. What was his civilization like? Were the gods ever good to his people??

It also felt like there was less plot more jokes which was kind of underwhelming

I think Valkyrie was underutilized

I wish they showed some of Thor’s family in Valhalla though seeing Heimdall was nice

ALSO WHY THE HELL DID ZEUS HAVE AN ITALIAN ACCENT??? it was weird tbh

I also noticed a BUNCH of parallels to Loki and Thor in dark world that they recreated with Jane and Thor and tbh why???? It just didn’t feel as original after that

Idk just overall something was missing

Rating: 4/10 - I might rewatch it for a few scenes but I don’t really care enough to rewatch the whole movie. I’m kind of disappointed bc even though I had low expectations for this movie something about it being a Thor movie and the fact that I just generally like Thor movies made it even more disappointing when I didn’t love it.

#thor #thor: love and thunder #thor: love and thunder spoilers #thor spoilers #tlat spoilers #marvel spoilers #marvel #mcu #gorr #jane foster #mighty thor #valkyrie #chris hemsworth #taika waititi #christian bale #natalie portman #tessa thompson #russel crowe #matt damon #movie reviews #luke hemsworth #kevin feige #shri's posts: thor #shri's movie reviews

[xxxmasterkali]

Hikari University (Ep. 3)

WARNING: This series is rated M, & will include language, drugs, alcohol, sexual content, & violence.

It's been 3 years after Destati High; & this is where our favorite characters are at now & it's about to get WILD. They are now at the ages of 20-21. Kairi comes back, but she is betrothed to another, who is also not a very good guy. Sora has been in a very bad place since Kairi left. Sora & Kairi are finding it hard to fight off their feelings for each other. RikuNami, RokuShi, & TerrAqua are all in rocky places in their relationships. There will be a love triangle between Namine, Roxas & Riku. Axel & Skuld are doing this on/off thing, while hooking up with others. Strelitzia now has a girlfriend, & Ven is torn between moving on from her or finding another. It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

This was the original project I was working on years ago, but dropped it because of the place I was at in my life & then when I wanted to go back to it, I ended up creating Destati High as it's prequel. Ignore any videos that say OLD next to them. This is the new & improved story. Sokai is still the primary focus. This will still be a serious story, this trailer is really meant as a warning for those that don’t want to see these characters like this. I write these stories based off my own experiences. Domestic violence will be big part of the story as well since that was a major part of my life.

Mods, animations, CC & Sets I use are in the link below, along with the character bios https://www.tumblr.com/xxxmasterkali

#kingdom hearts #sora #kairi #sokai #roxas #namine #ai voices #sims 4 #Youtube

[courtneysmovieblog]

Looking ahead to 2024 trailers!

The year is almost over, and we have a boatload of trailers coming up for 2024: sequels, prequels, monsters, superheroes, and even imaginary friends! Let's take a look:

Role Play: David Oyelowo's attempt to spice up his marriage takes a very real turn when he finds out his wife (Kayley Cuoco) is an assassin. So it's basically one half of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

The Underdoggs: Snoop Dogg coaches a kids football team. Well, he already had a cooking show with Martha Stewart, so why not?

Madame Web: I guess every Spider-Man character is getting a spin-off now. I remember Madame Web from the 90s cartoon, and quite frankly, I would have preferred Helen Mirren for the role instead of Dakota Johnson.

Arthur the King: True story of a wounded stray dog that wound up following an adventure racing team in the Dominican Republic. I'm glad we know ahead of time there's a happy ending.

Good Grief: Dan Levy's directorial debut, where he goes to Paris with friends after losing his mother and father. I love Dan Levy, and this looks great, so I am so watching this.

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F: Oh yes, Eddie Murphy is BACK!

Miller's Girl: Something creepy is going on between a teacher (Martin Freeman) and his student (Jenna Ortega). This better not turn out to have the student be a psycho stalker while the older man is the innocent victim. That trope has aged like milk.

Godzilla vs Kong: The New Empire: Don't care.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga: I didn't think Furiosa's movie was going to be a prequel. It looks awesome, but (and no disrespect to Anya Taylor-Joy), I wish we could've gotten Charlize Theron back.

Civil War: Oh man. This looks intense...and unfortunately the conspiracy theorists and MAGATS are already having a field day with this.

The Secret Society of Magical Negroes: The movie isn't already out yet and already it's polarizing people. Some are applauding the satire, and others are calling it racist. I'm not the right person to offer my opinion, so I'm not gonna.

Imaginary: A horror movie about an imaginary friend in the form of a teddy bear.

IF: Another more family-friendly movie about imaginary friends, only they're trying to find new children after being abandoned. John Krazinski directs, Ryan Reynolds stars, and there's one heck of an A-list cast, so I'm in!

Kung Fu Panda 4: Po (Jack Black) gets a new protege (Awkwafina) and fights The Chameleon (Viola Davis), who brings back his old enemy Tai Lung (Ian McShane). Oh, and Ke Huy Quan voices a pangolin!

#trailers #sequels #prequels #scary movies #ke huy quan