#YALL BOTH THINK MY SUFFERING IS A JOKE!

[taikanyohou]

"hee hee hee if yall keep supporting us we MIGHT get a second season hee hee hee" SHUT UP.

#YALL BOTH THINK MY SUFFERING IS A JOKE! #jk they BOTH want it JUST AS BAD. #my personal weatherman #higuchi kouhei #mashiko atsuki #i LOVE this interview SO MUCH!

[vashsmunch]

Being enough NSFW

Millions Knives x Transmasc! Reader (MINORS DNI!)

Synopsis: post trimax knives and you have some quality talk before fucking LMAO Warnings: 2.1k words, hurt/comfort (that's all i write), extremely subby knives, pre-op reader, body dysmorphia, self worth issues, plant pussy WOOO, overstimulation, dacryphilia, pretty bitch knives A/N: okay im ngl, i had a really hard time trying to figure out how to write this LMAO. it was initially a birthday gift for my friend but i had never written transmasc stuff before, so i struggled in how to make it not feel like just fem reader stuff. i think i did alright though! transmasc people deserve more love <3 i also kind of missed knives (bleh), and i enjoy the thought of post trimax him having a crushing amount of guilt. hope yall like it ^^

─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───  

“Nervous, huh?"

You blew into Nai's ear, and he flinched, leaning away from you. "Not... necessarily."

Sitting back on your heels, you cocked your head at him. He was lying, that much was clear. His eyes were purposely avoiding yours, and he was as stiff as a board. Sure, this was... new, but that didn't explain why he was acting so evasive. Did he not want this? Your fingers instinctively fiddled with the blankets on the bed you two were on, trying to ease your own nerves that were starting to stir up. Dark thoughts ran past your mind as the silence grew even more heavy. Maybe... no. You wouldn't start with that.

You hesitated before leaning forward to take his hand, making sure to not tighten your grip too much. Your voice was quiet as you murmured to him, trying to be calm for both of your sakes. "Hey, I know that this is your first time, but it's gonna be okay. You can back out anytime you want, and I promise I'll be slow. Unless.. there's something else you want to talk about?"

There was another long pause before Nai sighed heavily, turning his body to face yours but still looking down. He tightened his grip around your hand, and you noted that his own was trembling. "It's hard for me to explain."

"I'm smarter than you think. Try me."

His thumb pressed against the flesh of your knuckle, his leg starting to bounce a bit. "This is something I want, something I desire. That's not something I want you to doubt, nor is it something I've ever had second thoughts about," You breathed a quiet sigh of relief as he said this. At least it wasn't what you were dreading. "The issue lies more in whether... I deserve it."

Frowning, you leaned forward to put your face in front of his, your hand raised to cup his cheek. "Hey, hey, none of that. I wouldn't be here if you didn't, I don't fuck people just for shits and giggles, ya know."

Your joke made his lips curl into a tiny smile, but there was still something there that you knew he wasn't telling you about. Thumb brushing against his cheek, you gave him a soft kiss. "I'm not gonna do anything unless you're fully transparent with me. I don't want you to regret this. Please Nai, what's wrong?" 

"I just..." His voice quivered as he whispered against your lips. "Are you not frightened? Are you not aggrieved? The people I hurt... friends of yours that I may have killed... do you not mourn for them? Is this truly something that you want with me, of all people? I will never be able to take that away from you, no matter how many years go by or how many apologies I utter. There will always be the knowledge of knowing you're with a murderer, and I would rather you be happy than drag you down to the hell I've built myself."

A pang rang out in your heart as he finished, and you couldn't help but feel so utterly destroyed. Here you were, thinking he was having regrets about being with someone like you while he was still grieving the suffering his actions caused. You were quiet, trying to think of an appropriate response. 

Finally, you spoke up. "I'm not going to discount the lives of people who were hurt. But I won't ignore the hell you went through either. You were just a child when you saw Tesla, Nai, and people grieve in different ways. This doesn't excuse what you did, but I can understand. Please know I will never hold this against you, nor will I resent you for it. You're trying to repent, and that's what matters," You saw tears well up in his eyes and you gently wiped at them before continuing. "You deserve to feel loved as much as anyone else, and I do love you. I love you so much, Nai, that it aches every time I think of you. The way you treat me, and the softness I see in our interactions, I know you're doing your best. Let me love you, and I promise I'll do everything in my power to make you understand this. I know it's hard, but I'm asking you to trust me. Can you do that? For me?"

He finally met your gaze and salty streams started to flow down his cheeks as he nodded. You moved to hug him, and he clutched at you, crying silently. Rubbing his back, you continued to coo and assure him, your own eyes brimming with liquid. He truly was a tortured soul, and you couldn't blame him. Eventually, you pulled back a bit and smiled at him. "Now, are you going to let me fuck you or not?"

A soft chuckle left his lips as he closed the distance again, kissing you. You helped him remove his sweater and pants, having him lay down on the bed. As your fingers grazed down the length of his muscular stomach, he reached down to grasp your hand. You looked up at him quizzically and saw his cheeks flushed a faint pink. "I must warn you, dove. There might be a bit of shock when you see what's there. I'm not... normal. At least in terms of anatomy humans usually have."

"Do you have something I can eat out?" His mouth dropped open at the vulgarity of your question, and you couldn't help but laugh. "Then I'll be fine. I promise, Nai. If anything, I'll probably be fascinated. Strange genitals don't even compare to the fact that you can manifest literal knives." It wasn't like you had the place to judge, considering your own body. 

With that in mind, your fingers absentmindedly traced the dips of his stomach, wondering how to approach this next part. Eventually, you managed to speak up, voice cracking a bit as you looked down. "You're not the only one who's had doubts about this. But I have... for different reasons," Nai didn't say a word, making you rush to fill the empty air with explanation. "You know I'm not biologically male. We talked about it a bit before, but I never really went into detail; mostly because I didn't know how to continue with the topic. But it's made me wonder if you'd prefer to... I don't know. Be with someone who has the means to please you? In a way I just can't." 

You bit your lip, knowing it wasn't just about that. There were often times when you felt.. unfinished. Impure would be a better word. Especially when you were with someone like Nai, someone who literally embodied the definition of a fallen angel. He was beautiful in a way that was so inhuman, that it made you wonder if he was truly happy being with someone that happened to be far from the definition of perfect. At least in terms of standard bodily expectations. 

Nai's hand came to take you in his palm, tilting your head up to his gaze. His face was riddled with guilt, and it made your heart ache. It was your last wish to make him feel bad for anything, especially with your own foolish little worries. He came to press his forehead against yours, his words in a low whisper. "I've witnessed many things in my years of living. I've seen looks of distress and heard cries of horror, many of which were caused by my hand. There are few things that I would consider to be dear to me, as I thought I wasn't capable of feeling such things," A small smile graced his face as he thumbed at your cheek, trying to comfort you with sadness in his eyes. "But you... you are everything I don't deserve and something I refuse to lose. I've spent so long looking for something to fill the void that was left in my heart after witnessing the death of my sister. And I finally found it. I regret all I've done thus far, but I would do it again if it led me to you once more. Please believe me when I say you mean the world to me, and I've seen the world. Nothing could compare to the beauty you are."

You weren't going to cry. You weren't. Fuck you were crying.

Swiping furiously at your eyes, you laughed softly. "You really know how to make someone feel good about themselves, you know that?"

"I simply said what was in my heart. And you are my heart."

With a loud sniff, you looked back at him with a playfully agitated face. "Can I fuck you now or are we going to stay here and bawl our eyes out until dehydration?" He chuckled as a soft pink graced the tips of his ears, finally letting go of you. With a comforting squeeze of his hip, you waited for him to nod his consent before coming back down to his crotch and tugging down his underwear. 

...

Petals? You tilted your head a bit, examining closer. Yeah, petals. Reaching out hesitantly, you gently stroked the length of what seemed to be a flower twisted up on itself, and you heard him let out a quiet hiss. Soft-hued PLANT marks lined the length of his thighs and pelvis, his anatomy resembling a pussy more than what a guy usually had. If you remember correctly, the petals would be covering what was the pistil.  The more you touched him, little tendrils of what you would assume to be the stamens crept their way from the opening as the petals parted themselves. They wrapped around your wrist but made no move to stop you as you encouraged the petals to reveal more.

"H-hah... Wait...!" Nai cried out as you slid your fingers up and down the outside of his hole, lathering them in fluid. His eyes fluttered shut, his breathing becoming more and more labored. You looked up at him, encouraging him to stop you if needed, but all he offered was a pathetically submissive look through half-lidded eyes. Taking this as an incentive, you continued to explore him, growing increasingly curious about the swollen nub that sat prettily nestled between his folds. It must be the PLANT version of a clit.

You took the bud between your fingers and gave it a gentle pinch, and Nai bucked his hips up into your touch, whimpering. "S-sensitive!" There was something so salaciously intriguing about seeing the usually composed man become undone, so you continued. Rolling and caressing his clit whilst bringing your other hand to prod at his entrance before sinking a finger into him. He let out a soft whine as his body tensed up, pleasure visibly coursing throughout him as he came from the pressure alone. You coaxed him through it, pumping your finger in and out until he was writhing around and begging you to stop. 

Nai's voice was weak and strained, calling your name out in broken chants. You didn't though, knowing that if he truly wanted to, he could forcibly make you stop. Seeing as he didn't, you kept fucking him, eventually adding another finger whilst curling them against his puffy, slick walls. You felt around, paying attention to each arch of his back and twitch of his body, making sure to adjust your ministrations in turn. Tears started to build up in his eyes as he shamelessly humped your fingers, seeming to relish in the lewd wet sounds his cunt was making. He was so beautiful like this, it wasn't hard to believe he was a PLANT. Especially when his glyphs gradually appeared on his skin, pulsing with a soft light in time with each of his moans. He was ethereal in every sense in the world, and you were breaking him to his very core. 

Nai cried pathetic little pleas as you felt his walls clench around your fingers even tighter, growing close to his second high. "Please... please I- I can't-!" 

You hushed him, coming up to kiss him softly as you kept hitting all the places that had him melting into your touch. You rubbed harshly against his clit, your lip curling into a smile. "You can." He wailed, his hands scrambling to find something to clutch onto as he came again, his body spasming as his patterned skin glowed brighter, almost blinding you with the way they lit up the room.

Finally easing up, you gingerly pulled your hand away from his dripping hole, fascinated by the glittery cum that enveloped your fingers. You scissored your them open and closed, becoming acutely aware of Nai still recovering from his intense orgasm. His chest was collapsing in on itself, arm draped over his face as he panted hard. You gently pulled it away from his eyes, having him meet your gaze. A tilt of your head and a laugh left your lips as you caressed his cheek. "See? Not that bad, now was it?"

He spent a few long moments catching his breath before he smiled back weakly. "You'll be the death of me, dear." 

#trigun #trigun maximum #trigun manga #millions knives x you #millions knives x reader #millions knives #trigun x you #trigun x reader

[nahida-official]

a very merry sumeru christmas !

christmas notes compiled together :3

NOTABLE MESSAGE OF SHAME:

from. hat-guy (@the-wanderer-official) What a *wonderful* year you've spent annoying me. It was so special, I don't think we will need any more ever again, so I think it's time to return to your knitting or old lady ramblings. In the gift below I have enclosed a few mora to tide you by as Haravatat slowly falls apart from it's lack of funding. I hope you enjoy finding a new job that will hire someone as old as you. Sincerely with annoyance, the wanderer.

"Hey! Hat Guy.. I think you've perhaps forgotten that i can read all these messages. I told you to at least TRY to be nicer."

Cloud said: Merry Christmas!

from. alhaitham (@alhaitham-official) Happy Holidays. (have a nice time yall -mod)

:> said: STAY SILLY GUYS!!!!!! BE SKRUNKLY AND AWESOME TOO BUT I KNOW Y'ALL WILL DO THAT ANYWAYS

from. corruptdhaitham (@corrupted-haitham-official) This is useless to me. Still, have a nice time or whatever. (happy holidays and such. -moddie)

from. madame faruzan (@faruzan-official) Lesser Lord Kusanali, I give you a cookie. You are a wonderful archon. Hat Guy, may you die in the trenches. @autistic-alhaitham, I am telling you. You meowed at me. You cannot fool the one and only Madame Faruzan. Kaveh, youngster, stay as you are. You are wonderful for someone coming from the loathed Darshan of Ksharewar. @niloupalata you as well are pleasant, truly. And to the lot of you, happy holidays. Except Hat Guy. I hope your holidays are the worst.

"Awh! Many thanks, Madame Faruzan for the cookie. ..But you too. Watch your words. I told you both to be nice or I'd suspend you from "

from. Adi @adi-cat-anon Happy Holidays, and best wishes for the new year! I'm glad I got to meet you all.

from. dunyarzad^^ (@dunyarzad-official) Ohhh!!! Lesser Lord Kusanali!!! You have been such a nice archon!! You really were the one thing keeping me alive back when I was despairing through my Eleazar!! Thank you so much! And now that I've recovered, I can finally go around on my own and since the new year is rolling around, I'd love to take the opportunity to make new friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's nothing, Miss Dunyarzad. I'm glad I could help! Happy Holidays to you!"

from. kaveh (@kaveh-official) haitham please decrease my rent

from. Candace. (@candace-official) Have a happy holidays, everyone.

from. hat guy (notable message of shame above)

from. love anon (@l0ve-anon) Yall better be ready to see chaos. I will bring it to someone so be ready /pos (bringing up my flirting game)

"I.. I don't know who you are but I do suppose you have a happy holidays? Please try to refrain from causing too much of a major ruckus in Sumeru, though. :3"

from. zzz anon make sure y'all slept before Christmas

from. Bard (@namelessbard-official <-i believe? correct me if I'm wrong!) Venti(@venti-official)--I love you and I'm so proud of you <3 carry on my litle elf!

from. Fang, Annie (@the-chaos-siblings) Fang: Merry chrisler! Annie: Merry Christmas!

from. Cyno (@general-mahamatra-cyno-official) Merry Christmas. Where does Santa keep his coat during the year? The Claus-et.

"What a wonderful joke from the General Mahamatra! Hehe!"

test tube said: I genuinely cannot see whatever i picked god help me Merry Christmas if we open these on Christmas Day then I am currently suffering at a party I was forced to go to aaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Oh.. : ( I'm sorry! I hope you'll at least have fun at that party to some extent."

from. the Doctor (@dottore-official) I was told to leave a note if i wanted more funds, so happy holidays I suppose.

from. Zandik (@zandik-official) What is this for..? Even though I don't know, here. Take this. +1 Gears acquired.

from. Sohreh!! (@sohreh-official) Happy Holidays!! Oh, this is so exciting! I wonder who will get this card... I don't know, but to however gets this, have a happy holiday season!

from. layla (@layla-official) Hot coffee everyone?.. I can mix it with chocolate if caffeine isn't to your liking.

from. Tighnari (@fennec-tighnari-official) happy holidays to you all! and please no one get injured, I'm not dealing with this during the holidays.

from. Hydro!Kaveh (@hydro-eidolon-kaveh-official) Hello! I'm sure most of you are in my memories somewhere, but I'd like to let you all know that you are in my thoughts around this special time of year! My Haitham told me a little bit about the holidays and what they mean, but I'm definitely still a little lost on the fact. Otherwise, I know it is a time to decorate a tree and appreciate those that you love, and I want you to know that I love each and every one of you! (I think) Have the best holidays ever!

"Awh! May you have the best holidays ever too!!"

from. serendipityanon (@serendipity-anon) Hello all, I've knitted quilts for each and every one of you in a different color! I'll put them under the tree as well~ I have several pots of tea to share with everybody, and of course I brought fairy lights! Everyone has to take a set home to decorate their home~ I hope everybody has a wonderful day and and incredible holiday season! Love, serendipity-anon

from. collei (@collei-official) Happy holidays to everyone !! :D from. webttore (@webttore-official) I don't know why I'm here ig I'm from Sumeru? But I'm in Mondstadt rn. Anyways I'm gonna steal gifts and kick kids -Webttore

"Get out. We do not condone that here that is not holiday cheer."

from. Xinyan (@xinyan-official) Wherever Yoimiya (@yoimiya-official) has disappeared to, I hope she's doing well.

"Everyone have a happy holidays! From the Goddess of Wisdom and the rest of Sumeru! Directed at not just the people of Sumeru, but truly everyone out there!!"

#a very merry sumeru christmas ! #wanderer genshin #wanderer #genshin wanderer #nameless bard #candace genshin #kaveh #genshin kaveh #genshin impact kaveh #alhaitham #haikavetham #kavehtham #4ggravate #haikaveh #kaveh x alhaitham #dunyarzad #faruzan #collei #al haitham #nilou #tighnari #corrupted alhaitham #hydro eidolon kaveh #cyno #genshin cyno #sumeru #dottore #xinyan #yoimiya #sohreh

[keitea]

haikyuu guys as the types of study partners

[note: cw!swearing other than that nothing else! this is a little self-indulgent (yet again) AHAHA studying for long hours really exhausts the shit out of me and sometimes my breaks are too long :( but to students out there, always prioritise your health and well-being first!]

[note 2: i wrote this months ago while studying for finals and forgot about it ㅠㅠ but i'll post it anyway hehe enjoy~]

— miya twins

you should just run away at this point

naur i'm joking

anyways they're probably not so clueless that you'll have to teach them everything

it does help that they're twins, because mfs will compete over everything

that includes grades

imagine you're tutoring them in chemistry and they don't understand anything in the first lesson

you kinda blow it off because you understand that it's difficult to process organic chemistry in a day (i fucking love organic chem)

however in the next lesson they show up with their worksheets done and they bombard you with questions

needless to say it makes your job a lot easier

bonus: they always bet on how many bowls of ramen the loser would buy. let's just say they've had their fair share of suffering for a month :)

"okay 'tsumu, how much did you get?" he raises his paper proudly, displaying the 73/100 grade for chemistry. "hAH! ONE MARK HIGHER YA DUMBASS!" osamu starts cheering, rubbing his victory into atsumu's face.

you mentally facepalm at the sight in front of you, silently begging for kita to show up.

"need help?" suna pops out of nowhere, eyeing the twins with a grin on his face.

"not the person i was expecting but go ahead."

— akaashi keiji

helps but you can tell he’s done with you at times

he knows math isn't easy (i throw myself off a cliff everytime i do a math paper i hate it here)

it's hard for you to process anything related to math, and you often have to dedicate hours after hours just to get a decent grade

that alone is time-consuming and a very dreaded period of time

mainly because you struggle to understand shit and you're just demoralised and unmotivated

keiji has noticed this for a while and offers to help!

at first he's quite understanding with how much more effort you need to put in, but as time passes and exams are around the corner, he gets more stressed because you're panicking and still don't get anything

(when i say this is self-indulgent, i'm projecting my own suffering here)

BUT you two eventually work things out smoothly and yall got the grades you wanted :) until his history paper got a little messed up and you offered to help him out :)

and then you experience how he probably felt when he was teaching you math

"keiji, just think that britain and france were not it." he furrows his eyebrows and stares at you. "but why?"

you try not to sigh in exasperation, but you've repeated yourself for the nth time and it isn't processing in his head. you could practically hear the gears in his brain try to shift.

you have to thank him for teaching you math.

".. y'know sometimes you don't have to know everything," there's a pause and you know keiji was just waiting ".. well it's because they prioritised their national interests and because WW1 fucked up their economy??"

"…" "is your brain too overloaded with soviet union's history?"

"clearly," and this makes you both laugh painfully.

#hq oneshots #haikyuu x reader #yujeong's 💭 #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #atsumu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu drabbles #hq!! #hq drabbles #hq imagines #osamu x reader #akaashi x reader #miya atsumu #miya osamu #akaashi keiji

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

I am telling yall about the dream I had BASICALLY Tim Wright decided to commit self unalive in order to keep his friends save from the Operator. My brain invented a whole ass soundtrack for this dream APPARENTLY. Anyway, the dream involved Tim having a flashback to him, Alex, Jay, and Brian (who all had long hair except him) climbing up a wooded hill, over a fence, and sitting beneath a concrete bridge and getting drunk via taking a sip from a bottle of whiskey and passing it around. Back to the present, Tim was sad about the whole thing. He'd cleaned out his apartment and set it up so his electric, water, internet, etc wouldn't reset because he didn't want to be an inconvience. How did Tim plan to unalive himself? By summoning HABIT to do it for him. No joke. He had a table covered with knives, purple duct tape, a big ol pitcher of grape kool-aid, and i think some reeses pieces. He had a purple stuffed rabbit and a purple stuffed wolf and held them both, closed his eyes, and put "Who Could Win A Rabbit" on loop, because apparently this was how you summoned HABIT. (TBH, sounds pretty damn legit. I'd believe this would work.) Anyway so HABIT showed up and was like "sup- Oh sweet, offerings! Now i'm in a good mood. You need something?" And Tim was like "end my suffering" and HABIT just looked at him, smirked, and went "Hmm how about we make out instead" and Tim was like "??? okay???" NO BUT WHY IS THE DREAM SO CANON-COMPLIANT I CAN TOTALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING

#marble hornets #slenderverse #everymanhybrid #habit emh #tim wright #timbit

[chocoberry-dream]

Hello again kaisooists 🐧🐻 Little ole me has stumbled across something interesting 👀

Remember back on April 1st in 2016 when the news broke that ji and krys were dating and chahn yall posted this really odd and cryptic “headline” on his Instagram?

This randomly popped into my head the other day now that I’ve been missing kadi and thinking about them lately.

I remember at the time it was posted, everyone in the kaisoo tag was trying to decipher what he meant, if it was supposed to be an April fools joke or if it had anything to do with the dating news. If I remember correctly he’d posted it either right before or shortly after the news broke and was confirmed by Es Em.

So I decided to go over to chahn yall’s insta again to see what the comments on the post were bc it’s been so long and I was curious if anyone wrote any kaisoo related under it. But when I went to look for it, I noticed that it had either been archived or deleted.

I screen recorded for proof, the right side is hidden for privacy due to some ppl’s insta screen names being visible since I follow him. The dates of the post are magnified on the left side:

I can definitively say that it had been left up on his Instagram for months after kxk and I believe even up til they “broke up” but I’m not sure when or why it was removed.

Something that was also peculiar to me is that besides that screenshot from the tumblr above, it was INCREDIBLY difficult for me to find this post anywhere on the internet. Even chahn yall bias pages that repost his Instagram posts did not have this post anywhere to be found.

I searched for 20 minutes and was only able to find this screenshot here on tumblr and on a random Russian page:

There’s two things I want to mention here.

First I will explain the picture a bit more for those of you who may not know.

The mosaic picture in chahn y’all’s post is of KS in his role as Kang Woo for the drama “It’s Okay That’s Love”. In this drama, the main character Jae Yeol (played by Jo Insung) suffers from undiagnosed schizophrenia and befriends Kang Woo. But as his illness worsens it’s revealed that Kang Woo is not real and is a hallucination, representing Jae Yeol’s younger self. When Jae Yeol begins treatment, Kang Woo doesn’t appear to Jae Yeol anymore .

I don’t speak Korean but I think the correct translation of the headline title in the post would be “Actually, I’m hallucinating” indicating that he’s the one hallucinating and not Jae Yeol. Since his role in the drama was him as a hallucination it wouldn’t make sense to admit to being a hallucination.

At the time I initially thought “okay, maybe it’s some sort of lighthearted April fools joke and a playful jab and ks”. But as I thought about it, the joke didn’t really make much sense bc we already know after watching the drama that ks isn’t the one who was hallucinating.

Then after reading theories and thinking about it more, I thought it was weird to post that on the same day the kxk news came out. Which leads me to my second point: I do think it has something to do with kxk and here’s why.

As we all know egg sew had a concert that day, secret night. When the pictures came out ji looked like he’d been up crying all day and ks appeared to have tears in his eyes. They also were super awkward with each other and it seemed like ji looked apologetic about something and ks wouldn’t look at him. This was after a long period of not really interacting or showing skinship and of course all those pann and dispatch gay couple blind items disappearing.

So it made me think more about the insta post, how he said that actor D admits “actually, I’m hallucinating.” We all know that ks and chahn yall have a close friendship, and it seemed like the kxk scandal caught both ks and ji off guard, almost like they both found out this media play was happening on the same day, hours before the news went out. Was this post supposed to be a hint at ks’s feelings about the news breaking? Did kxk come as a surprise to him and make him feel like the entire relationship between him and ji was actually what wasn’t real to everyone else now, aka a hallucination?

It might be a reach, but I can’t think of any other reason behind why chahn yall would delete/archive that specific post but not any of the other ones. Unless you’re a kaisoo supporter the joke would seem to have no relation to the kxk scandal, so it’s really suspicious that it disappeared.

I also can’t say for sure, but I also wonder if SM has something to do with it being gone and almost no trace of it online or on fan archives. I noticed that after the kxk “break up” kaisoo went back to their own ways, but little by little different kadi blogs were deactivating and some fansites were disappearing abruptly. I’m talking hardcore kaisoo blogs and fansites that I would have never imagined would disappear (cuddlekaisoo, alvabear, kaiser-dolly, 8812 just for example, some of their posts are even hard to find here on tumblr). To this day I still am seeing things like “so-and-so-deactivated09122018” here on tumblr throughout the tag thinking to myself like “omg, this person was a super big kaisoo supporter and they deactivated? I would have never imagined..” 😶

Of course things happen, ppl move onto other things and maybe the second scandal with jinnie has something to do with it too, but it’s all just very odd to me. I’d love to know other ppl’s opinions about this too if you’re interested!🩷

#I’m writing this super late so sorry if something doesn’t make sense lol #if you need clarification or anything just lmk! #hope all my jagis are doing well haha #how are we surviving the ji drought bc let me tell you I am PARCHED ☹️ #he needs to be discharged EXPIDITIOUSLY #I think I spelled that wrong lol #I can’t wait until 2025 😔💔 #long tags are long #kaisoo #kadi #dika #beri theories

[cathumanthing2]

Roseblings Chatfic AU Chapter 10 Q&A

magic bitches

9:13 am

father: I'm only saying this for foreshadowing purposes, but I met the person who threw us all into this mess today. Apparently it wasn't really them, but some version of them created for the sole purpose of "fucking with us". Either way, they seemed nice, but were also scarily bent on "traumatizing my poor blorbos" so I do not know what is going on with them.

tech wizard: on THAT terrifying note, good morning bitchesss

glitter starboy: Pix are you some sort of eldrich being or something who is able to talk to the fucking CREATOR???

father: Shoot, that wasn't in the script, wait a second while I consult Cat.

buff buff farmer: It's too early for you to be joking about this stuff Pix

father: I promise you, I am not joking.

CatHumanThing joined the groupchat

CatHumanThing: henlo motherfuckers prepare for suffering >:3

tech wizard: WHAT THE FUCK

buff buff farmer: holy shit who tf are you

glitter starboy: How tf did this thing join-

actual wizard: I'm gonna go, I dont have the energy for this rn

father: Why hello, I would ask where you came from, had I not already known that your response would simply be a vague sentence and nothing more.

CatHumanThing: And the only semi-reasonable person here is RIGHT! All yall need to know is im here to ask yall questions 

fungi fungus gnome: ominous

CatHumanThing: OKAYYY first up, from ArchAngelAthena, for gem: STOP TRYING TO BE STRONG ALL THE DAMN TIME!!! Your only hurting urself, and ur brother! And if it continues then ur brother will cry, & if he cry’s then i cry & it’ll be a bad day for everyone! Stop thinking u have to do everything right now! U have —only god knows how long— time ahead of u, relax, take a chill pill, spend some time with friends and family, eventually u won’t have the time to do so… so take the chance while u still have it… ur parents we’re assholes, & did many illegal things, but don’t let what they did change how u live ur life… we —ur brother, ur friends, the ones who watch all this— love u, & we don’t want u hurting urself, ok? Take care of urself, see ya soon!

actual wizard: A. That wasnt a question B. how did you know about all of this, are you stalking me?? C. I'll try but I have wayy too many things to get done

tech wizard: Gem, it's summer.

actual wizard: So?

CatHumanThing: Gem.

actual wizard: I'll try.

CatHumanThing: Good enough. Next question, from Ravenpuff99, to everyone: What are your pronouns, gender, and sexuality, also favourite flower and animal :)

tech wizard: I use he/they pronouns, im transmasc, and pan, also i like wither roses and salmon 

actual wizard: She/they, demigirl, and bi with a preference for women, and wither roses and cats

scary fish lady: I use she/her and most neos, I'm a girl, and im bi with no preference, i like water lilies and axolotls

short pottery man: heyyy i use he/him, male, demisexual, and my favorite flowers are blossoming azaleas and my favorite animals are donkeys specifically named jeramy

scary fish lady: joel istg stop it with your weird cult-

short pottery man: ITS NOT A CULT ITS A RELIGION

glitter starboy: Ignoring that, i use he/him, transmasc, gay and poly, and i like poppies and snowy owls

jungle bitch: He/him, male, gay, and I like most jungle plants and nether plants, and my favorite animals are tigers

jungle bitch: And Xorny says xe uses they/he/it/xe/void pronouns and are nonbinary, and are gay. They like nether mushrooms and cats

fungi fungus gnome: she/they/shroom, demigirl, ace sapphic, mushrooms, and wolves!

plant flower faerie: She/they, girl, grayasexual demiromantic sapphic, ALL flowers are AMAZING and i love them all equally, and i really love cats or bees, they're both so cute!

father: I use he/they pronouns, identify as male and omnisexual with a preference towards men, and I don't have a particular animal I like most.

buff buff farmer: I use she/her, im a girl, im aroace, and i like sunflowers and ducks

blood sheep man: I use he/him, im a boy, im bi with a preference towards men, and i like wither roses and blood sheep

pathetic fish man: he/they, demiboy, asexual biromantic polyam, i like cornflowers and cod

CatHumanThing: OKAYYY that took forever!!! Anyways, next question is from Ravenpuff99 again, for everyone: When's the last time you did self care? This is your reminder that we love you, and to go eat/drink/sleep/take meds/shower if you need to or haven't recently. Self care is important!! We will all cry if you don't take care of yourself (this is a threat) <333

father: For the sake of time, I will tell you that the only ones here who regularly get a good nights' sleep are Jimmy, Pearl, and I.

CatHumanThing: Next one, from teslapenguini! Everyone other than shrub n katherine, how long have yall been watching those two completely fail to realise their feelings and how close are you to just directly spelling it out to them?

buff buff farmer: Istg, its taking forever. Ever sincem iddle school theyve been dancing around each other. I just. Im THIS close to telling them directly

father: They are frustratingly oblivious, and have been since around the 8th grade, to the best of my memory.

glitter starboy: It's a wonder i didnt add katherine to the simp chat earlier. The amount of "oh they're so cute i wonder why" i have to tolerate. And shrubs even worse.

plant flower faerie: shrub do you have any idea wtf they re all talking about

fungi fungus gnome: a little but i refuse to accept it

glitter starboy: its getting worse. Shes oblivious by choice now

jungle bitch: ok actually i'll say it right now: guys just kiss already

plant flower faerie: whos he talking to

fungi fungus gnome: i know but i wont tell you

scary fish lady: even jimmy isnt this oblivious i swear-

actual wizard: They are so obliviously agonizingly gay for each other and have been since around the 7-8th grade that at this point i try my best to ignore it

plant flower faerie: im starting to catch on but i refuse to believe it

fungi fungus gnome: same

glitter starboy: Katherine, shrub, besties, guys, just…. Its… its getting so agonizingly painful. Just. yeah. 

CatHumanThing: Okayy from Crystal, to everyone, do you guys have stuffed animals? If so, what are their names and what are they of?

scary fish lady: Two axolotls named sir strawberry and lady marcelline

pathetic fish man: One unnamed cod plush that norman absolutely loves

short pottery man: stuffed animals are for losers

scary fish lady: he has a donkey named jeramy that he based an entire religion off of in elementary to middle school

short pottery man: THESE ARE FALSE CLAIMs

actual wizard: a dragon plush named violet that gandalf loves!

fungi fungus gnome: A cat named star

jungle bitch: I never had any because my raptors tear them up all the time

tech wizard: YOU HAVE RAPTORS?????

jungle bitch: Yep! [Raptors.image.png] (it's of a raptor curled up asleep in Joey's lap)

fungi fungus gnome: that. is. adorable.

plant flower faerie: I have a bunch of bee plushes!

glitter starboy: I have a bunch of snowy owl plushes and they all have names, theres too many to fit here though

tech wizard: A salmon plush

father: I have a copper car I named David, does that count?

blood sheep man: I got Bubbles a dog plush to keep her company

buff buff farmer: i have many ducks

CatHumanThing: AnnulledGoat asked Shrub: What's your favorite mushroom, also do you like mooshrooms?

fungi fungus gnome: I really like the fly agaric, it's really pretty, PLUS it gets you high! Also YES THEY ARE SO CUTE-

glitter starboy: mushrooms that get you high >>>>>> normal mushrooms

tech wizard: fr

father: You guys are not allowed to get high.

tech wizard: you're no fun

CatHumanThing: I have a paraphrased thing that my bestie/beta-reader-i-cant-contact-rn Cedar said once, for Shrub: shrub is my fav since shes short 

fungi fungus gnome: aww thx! Yaknow, there really needs to be more positivity about beign short

plant flower faerie: Shrub doesnt have to be short to be anyones favorite, they're just like that :) 

fungi fungus gnome: thx bestie!

glitter starboy: yknow what im just gonna tell them

CatHumanThing: Oh, scott, you cant do that for plot reasons. I will physically restrain you and take away your plot-relevancy for 5 whole chapters :D /srs /threat

glitter starboy: ok, you're terrifying, duly noted

CatHumanThing: Next! From crimston7, to everyone, including me: what’s your favourite book? And if you don’t really read then what’s your favourite game? 

CatHumanThing: I used to be obsessed with warriors

fungi fungus gnome: I have a book about mushrooms that I have memorized if that counts

actual wizard: Its really hard to choose a favorite book, but i have a book about magic that i absolutely adore

tech wizard: annoying gem to the point of insanity

blood sheep man:  a book on blood magic and summoning demons! :D 

jungle bitch: the same book that Sausage likes because it got me Xorny

glitter starboy: ew. anyways, the book on the clash of the great stags because i like the story , and i feel connected to it for some reason

plant flower faerie: A book on gardening!

scary fish lady: It's hard to choose a single book, so ill just say the game: marco polo

short pottery man: a book i wrote on jeramyism

pathetic fish man: I had a bit of a warriors phase a bit ago, i liked the ones that had a focus on riverclan

buff buff farmer: Books are cool, but I dont really have a favorite

father: A book on prophecy.

CatHumanThing: Woo! Now, for Katherine, from blxegrxpe, what is your opinion on all your friends? Answer honestly

plant flower faerie: Scott is cool, he's my bestie, shrub is really cute and kind and funny and awesome and i love talking to her and i think about them a lot :D, lizzie kinda scares me but shes also really cool, gem is smart and clever but really needs to take care of herself, fWhip scares me a little, so does sausage, joey is cool but istg he simps for a literal DEMON/ELF/IDK, i dont know joel that well but he seems cool, jimmy is really kind, pix is 100% one of the only sane people here, which is concerning because he seems mildly insane/lh, and pearl is realljy strong and cool

fungi fungus gnome: wow, thanks :D 

plant flower faerie: it's true, you're awesome shrub!

buff buff farmer: okay they're TRYING to be frustrating at this point.

CatHumanThing: LAAAST QUESTION!!!: for fWhip, from blxegrxpe, why do you like inventing so much?

tech wizard: Its fun, i get to unleash monstrosities on the world, and i can make cool stuff

actual wizard: he also likes it because he can create chaos

tech wizard: yup :) 

CatHumanThing: I have now thoroughly questioned you, and i will leave with a single statement: beware of pixlriffs, yall are driving him insane with your lack of sleep

CatHumanThing: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!

CatHumanThing left the groupchat

tech wizard: what the fuck just happened

mushrooms and plants belong together :D

10:28 am

Shub :D: so katherine uh do you understand a bit about what they were yelling at us about in the chat

Kath <3: A bit, i dont wanna believe it though, i just found out something about myself a few days ago so..

Shub :D: Same, but uh

Shub :D: Since its making them kinda frustrated and it pains them to watch

Shub :D: why dont we amp up our obliviousness and put a bit more of an oblivious front just to mess with them

Kath <3: That doesnt seem very nice but it also seems like it would be funny…

Kath <3: Yes

Kath <3: But before we do that, i think i should tell you something

Kath <3: You're really pretty and nice and cool and cute and i think i have a crush on you

Shub :D: I like you too :) 

Kath <3: So i guess them being upset at us did what it was intended to do haha

Shub :D: It really did, but they dont know that yet and so we can mess with them

Kath <3: How much are you willing to bet they dont find out their yelling worked until like 6 months into the future?

Shub :D: at least $20

Kath <3: So does this mean we're dating?

Shub :D: I guess Kath <3: woo!

#roseblings chatfic au #empires smp season 1 #empires smp #empiresblr #fanfiction #chat fic #q&a #fanfic #nature wives

[chaifootsteps]

In response to ben the hyena, I really wanna know what yall both think about ren and stimpy since it was also a risque kids show. (In my opinion, I think it singlehandedly ruined and started the shitshow of American kids cartoons for decades to come. And all the humor in Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon Cartoons is just fart and toilet and grotesque jokes cause of that. If I'm gonna watch a kids cartoon, imma watch Amphibia, Owl House, or something else Disney or Animes like Kemono Friends cause wtf is this shit? Also, Teen Titans was singlehandedly ruined to death because of this trend in modern children's cartoons. It's even more grotesque than spongebob, which is ACTUALLY funny unlike TTG. And honestly, TOH and Amphibia don't have that great of writing either. I just wanna watch anime these days cause the writing and humor especially the adult animes is clearly better. Sorry if I sound like a weeb, but that's just me.

I genuinely have a couple of triggers that trace back to Ren and Stimpy. I'm not even kidding. It was like one joke for every five instances of raw, vicious suffering.

I don't want to be that person that goes "I was traumatized by this so it shouldn't have been aired for kids at all", but if I had to pick one show from my childhood that probably shouldn't have been on Nickelodeon, it was Ren and Stimpy.

#Anonymous #actual blog post

[og-danny-dorito]

Hi, this is my description for my Eddie Munson matchup!

I’m bisexual and on the Autism spectrum with ADHD. I can get nervous really easily but I’m a fun person when I’m comfortable. Just play Dungeons & Dragons with me and I’ll start breaking out the dirty jokes. I’m pursuing becoming a Television and Cartoon Writer but currently applying to work at local D&D stores in the meantime (very on brand). I’m touch-starved and can often feel kinda distant from others, but that means I value the people in my life more than anything. I’m really protective and would rather have myself suffer than those I love. I love helping people more than anything. I also write a lot, draw and research literally anything that interests me - I’m actually really smart.

I have wild Eddie Munson hair that’s wavy and seems to defy gravity sometimes. I wear glasses, am very slender and am actually pretty androgynous-looking. I love making jokes and puns and am good at comforting people and giving advice. I’ve been called “wise beyond my years”, but I have no self preservation whatsoever. By that I mean that I once got mauled by a dog and my immediate reaction was excitement because the scars looked cool. High wisdom low intelligence stats. I’m hyperactive and most of my speech is infodumping, but I also need to take naps a lot. I'm a weird mix of anxiety and chaos tbh.

Thank you so so much, take care and drink lots of water!

ᴀ/ɴ: of course!! and thank you for being so patient with me, you've been very sweet and i appreciate it! i hope you like them, i kinda went ham on these im sorry 😭

ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴍᴜɴꜱᴏɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴜᴘ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

ᴛᴡ: explicit sexual content in the 'NSFW' section. minors do not interact.

ᴄᴡ: size kink, breeding,

ꜱꜰᴡ:

stop please i can see yall being so close within like 5 minutes of knowing each other LMAO

LIKE. i dont know yall seem like yall would just click really well?? it's partially because you're both neurodivergent so any common interest thoughts are just ricocheted off of one another to form an hour long conversation but also because he genuinely finds you interesting

he's kind of like,, felt alienated for a large portion of his life and feeling like someone really gets him is something he's never experienced before??

he doesn't really know how to handle it and he can't pinpoint his emotions, so you two just start of as really affectionate friends

im talking REALLY affectionate as in like,, people think you're dating type affectionate

it usually gets a sort of awkward response out of the both of you, usually leading to saying "oh we're not dating haha- NOT THAT I WOULDN'T WANT TO. not. in a weird way. wait-", which leaves him a blushing mess since he can't really from the words to explain it

he really likes you, and it takes him a minute to know that he like,, really likes you. everyone else noticed though

i mean how were they not supposed to?? he literally talks about you all the time, and if he's not talking about you he at least mentions you in passing

"oh yeah, tori said something about that" and "yeah i know a person who's into that cartoon!! he/she/they/etc is super into those art styles" and "i think he/she/they/etc would like that shirt." are just a few of the mentions of you throughout the day, and he doesn't even consciously notice that you're on his mind most of the time

HE MET YOU THROUGH DND i don't think i mentioned that before, but you were filling out for a friend who couldn't make it and as soon as yall got to talking it was downhill from there LMAO

he probably first noticed that you went "haha rock hard" while he was trying to describe a super important and possibly boobie trapped stone wall, unable to control the little snort that he let out despite his efforts to keep serious

but yeah yall got to talking and you just clicked and started hanging out more!!

OH he also does that thing where like,, a lot of your interests start rubbing off on him

like yall already share a lot of common interests and shit but some of the more specific things like books you've talked about and little things that you infodump about give him the Brain Worms and he starts to develop an interest for it too

its a good thing though!! one of his favorite past times is to sit on the couch tangled up in each other and either talk about your special interests or watch whatever show or movie one of you are interested in and point out cool trivia things about it :]

yall spend a lot of time together, barely being seen without each other by your side. eddie finds it easier to operate when there's someone he trusts and relates to who has his back, and having you around starts to feel kind of out of place once yall spend long enough together

he probably asks you out during a hangout session in his "spot" (its a clearing in the woods kind of next to his house where he's like, set up a place to sit and smoke), nervously suggesting that you know, hypothetically, if you two dated, like he wouldn't mind or anything-

you get the idea and agree without a second thought, surprised by your smoothness considering you could literally feel your stomach flipping all over the damn place for the rest of your hangout session

its alright though!! he kinda panics and calls over chrissy to help him cause he's paranoid about fucking up but she assures him it'll be fine and helps him set stuff up

when he calls, he doesn't give much detail besides "come to my house" and hangs up, but you still get dressed and all that and show up

you're greeting with a damn near euphoric scent as you step through the door, the house all cleaned up and the scent of your favorite candles wafting through the area in a muted but noticeably pleasant way

the living room has some stuff moved around so it can all centric around a table in the middle, which has two containers for takeout and candles set up in the middle to face the tv

he kind of panicked and didn't know what to do, so he settled for a nice home date!! it isn't that much unlike your usual hangouts, but it ends up devolving into uh,,, a little more than that. to put it simply

ɴꜱꜰᴡ:

after the two of you are done eating and watching tv, similarly tangled up in each other's arms, you can feel him shifting in place a little bit

despite the fact that you're on the verge of drifting off to sleep you turn to face him, surprised to see that vaguely familiar pink tint on his cheeks and ears

"Something wrong?", you ask, voice soft so as not to disturb the peace created between you. He jumps a little at it, blush darkening a small bit.

It looks like he's struggling to talk, jaw clenching as if he's embarrassed to admit what's on his mind. "It's just uh- you're pressing up against", he starts. And you watch as he clears his throat as he gestures down to your leg firmly pressed against his lap, and only then do you feel a blush of your own crawling up your neck, the heat seeming to travel all across your skin and down south.

You hesitate to move at first, still shocked with the fact that you had that sort of effect on him- and was it getting hot in here?

There's a muted "im sorry" as you slide your leg off of him, his jaw clenching in a way that chokes down a noise you surprisingly didn't fail to catch

its one of the few times that he's not entirely grateful for your observational skills, his eyes going downcast as he murmurs out an apology for being gross, something along the lines of "uh- sorry that was... weird" spoken just under his breath

you're quiet as you watch him, your own anxiety and muted arousal making you flit your eyes over to him for a split second

the next words that come out of your mouth almost don't sound like your own, your own voiced thoughts catching you off guard

"I don't mind."

such a simple phrase, but it's enough to make the both of you freeze in spot for a fraction of a second

it seems to happen before you even process it, his mouth on yours and the entanglement of limbs unravelling only to wrap up in one another in a chaotic mess of teeth against flesh and eager hands working to undo one another's clothes

that need, that pent up yearning, all of your want bursting forth to create a messy albeit much needed rough fuck after a long time of keeping your desires to yourselves

eddie is a lot softer than one would expect considering his reputation, but the size difference between you is still something he makes a point to emphasize

his hands press down gently but firmly on your wrists so he can explore the soft expanse of your chest, your body on full display for him as he lets out an appreciative sigh

he makes it an effort to put your needs before his own by properly prepping you, bringing you just on edge more than once before letting up and giving you what you want

i headcanon that he’s very attentive as a partner too, and doesn’t skimp out when it comes to your requests. if anything, he views it as a challenge

but the fact that you like to service him as well is something he’s 100% for!! he doesn’t really know what to do considering he’s been on the giving end of the service so many times before but he appreciates gentle guidance on what to do with himself it also kind of turns him on. anyway.

HE DOWS HAVE A SIZE KINK THOUGH. he seems pretty vanilla but he has the biggest size kink known 2 man and i stand by that

also likes name calling like "gorgeous" and "pretty baby" when he's praising you

does a LOT of praising. like a lot. he cant seriously degrade past light teasing but by god will he tell you how beautiful you are when you take him in so smoothly

is a little stronger than you too, so he moves you around a lot. he warns you beforehand but e very once and a while you remember that he could quite literally throw you if he wanted to

BUT ANYWAY overall he's v sweet and v adventurous but down to his roots he's more along the 'soft and sweet' side even though he's a big fan of quickies :P

[ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ! ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ʜᴄ ʟɪꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ, ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀꜱᴋ! ]

#eddie munson #eddie munson headcanons #eddie mundon imagine #stranger things #stranger things imagine #stranger things matchup #stranger things headcanons #eddie munson matchup

[buoyantsaturn]

13 17 21!

hiiiii katherine!!!

13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?

relationship angst is actually very difficult for me bc like. i dont know whats reasonable for couples to fight about bc ive never been a part of a couple lmao. like whats a disagreement and whats a fight and whats enough to break you up like yeah i know the red flags and whatever but i genuinely am the last person who should be writing romance fics lmao.* easy is usually anything where people are just like joking around and picking on each other although i WILL say that i take a million years to workshop jokes and yes my mutuals suffer from it. that being said the ass eating joke in the camp counselors au is still the funniest thing ive ever written and i still cry laughing every time i go back and reread the conversation that made that joke happen in alabanda

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

my CURRENT wip (technically 2 most current wips) are secrets. the things that i Can tell you include: wip #1 is an extension of something i absolutely ADORED writing but continuing it makes me nervous bc like. you know how sequels are rarely as good as the original? i suffer greatly from that syndrome in my writing imo so it might be 1. worse for people to read (and yes i know i know yall will read whatever i write and will love it with your whole hearts but thats not the point) and 2. less enjoyable for me to write :/ but im having fun planning it right now at least!! i even got a new idea for it right when i got home from work so that was just jotted down in the planning doc :3

and wip #2 is a surprise! it is a very very new idea that is also technically not even My idea but i Got the idea by reading two entirely different fics (like not even both by the same author, and i doubt the two people even know or know of each other) and it was kind of like. what if i take THIS aspect of this writing decision and incorporate it into THAT storyline to explore how things might differ. and i have no idea how the end result is going to turn out bc i did Most of the planning at 11pm last night after working a 9 hour shift and then practicing my bass for like 2 more hours so. i might have to rework the whole thing anyway and may not even post it at all <3 we shall see <3

21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?

i will admit i have Thought about quitting. I could never quit writing Altogether bc like ive said before ive been writing fun little stories literally for my entire life but like. right after i graduated college i was like. i should really stop paying so much attention to fandom and fic writing and focus more on like. finding a real job that isnt at a tourist trap that doesnt respect me and i kept telling myself not to plan too much further ahead in the year with my fics because who even knows if i'll be writing fic come october or november of 2021 (lmao) so like. i kind of did try to at least slow down my writing and that. failed miserably lmao. but i have decided that actually no i do not want to stop! writing makes me happy and its something that i enjoy doing and i think it keeps my brain active and gives me something worthwhile to do while im relaxing on the rare chance that i get a day off from work. i DO wish i could write more of my own original stuff but i simply do not have the brain space for creating original characters and relationships and such which is why i feel so comfortable putting the pjo characters into so many wildly insane new situations. at least that way it FEELS like i'm being original and creative even if im just playing around with the same puppets in front of a bunch of different cartoon backgrounds <3

thanks for asking!!

send me numbers!

#*that being said. one c.j. available free to a good home #ask #katherine #ask meme #yrbeecharmer #for some reason your url no longer pops up whenever i try to search for your blog AND when i try to type the tag. wack.

[alykatsevents]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request a romantic Hazbin Match up!

Name is Olivia.

Pronouns: She/her and female gender Sexuality: Straight

Style: My style ranges depending on my mood but it consistantly falls into three categories of dresses (Usually knee length with a fit and flare waist), comfy (Sweaters and comforters), and sexy (Think corsets and bustiers.). I like wearing make-up and styling my hair into cute styles (Sadly I suck at braiding.) Shoes… honestly I think I like all shoes except crocks. I love Nail art too!

Hobbies/Interest: Drawing, singing, gaming, reading and shopping. I like trying out new things from activities and foods. Favorite subjects are history, mythology, and computer science, and I like building furniture when I have a guide.

Book genres: Romance, Fantasy, Historical, and Mystery Fears: Snakephobia and Entomophobia. Also fear of open vast water (Look idk what's under me and that would freak me out!)

Personality:

I'm called a social butterfly by everyone I know. I've also been told I have a tendency to adopt introverts into my circle and care for them. No joke, I've been invited to place because I'm willing to talk to strangers and not shy away from conversation. I've been told that I'm very entertaining to be around because I'm very bubbly and animated in my interactions because I like making people happy.

Jokes on everyone because internally I'm very shy and a nervous wreck, I just know how to hide it well. I definitely can suffer from feeling inadequet and have imposter syndrome XD Honestly to quote my favorite character: I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak… on crack. I can also be materialistic and pouty.

I'm very protective over my loved ones, think "Hurt them, I hurt you and no one will find the body." I tend to hover over loved ones if they are sick or sad and help take care of them.

I also can definitely be a bitch but usually the other person deserves my ire. I also will hold grudges if people backstab me or my loved ones. They can say they are sorry but I will not trust them again nor will I let them near my circle of people.

Fav Foods: I love spicy foods, baked goods, and love trying to make new dishes or eating them.

Love Languages: Physical Touch: I love to cuddle, hug and everything else under the sun. If I'm kissed on the forehead, I will swoon.

Emotional: This is a must because if there's no emotional connection why is there a relationship to begin with. I want to be able to talk to my partner and them to me no matter the situation. Both the good and the bad.

Gift giving: I don't care what kind of gift, for me it's the thought that counts that I was on his mind.

My type: I'm very specific in my type so I'mma choose two good and one bad: I want someone loving and caring, and not a jackass. Otherwise I will be the one punching them.

I match you with....

Sir Pentious

~He thinks your beautiful and will tell you any chance he gets

~He'll play with and braid your hair

~He loves your singing

~Look your scared of snakes, But this man is the definition of harmless, Even in hell!

~He's tried spicy food with you before and it did not go well

~He loves to cuddle, sometimes the egg bois join

~Yall's relationship is built on communication

~He'll bring you anything, Ranging from dresses he may or may have stolen to little trinkets he thinks you'd like

~He'll love on you any chance he gets

~Very honest in the relationship

~He trusts you with the egg bois, that is a big honor

~Your nail art amazes him

~He's a big history fan and will just talk about it just to talk

~Very good bf

#alykat's matchups #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel matchup #hazbin hotel matchups #hazbin hotel sir pentious

[percabeths-blue-cookies]

In My Heart Is a Christmas Tree Farm

Here’s the ao3 link

Summary:

Annabeth, Conner, and Travis plan on going home for the holidays, but Annabeth dreads having to face her parents and their opinions on her relationships, work, and just life in general. She intends on getting someone to go with her for the trip to pretend to be her boyfriend so she won’t have to suffer all Christmas vacation listening to her parents complain. That’s when she meets Percy…

-chapter 11-

Annabeth wakes up and sees that it’s snowing outside.

“Percy” she says shaking him awake

“Morning” he says smiling at her

“Merry Christmas” she smiles.

“Merry Christmas to you too” he leans down and kisses her.

She wrinkles her nose but doesn’t say anything this time. Annabeth gets up and goes to the bathroom. After she finishes getting ready Percy takes the bathroom.

When he comes out of the bathroom Annabeth wraps her arms around him.

“I love you” she smiles

“I love you too” he says back.

She stands in her toes and kisses him. His mouth moves against hers for a few seconds until she pulls back.

“Come on we gotta go downstairs” she says grabbing his hand.

They walk downstairs and don’t hear anything. They get to the kitchen and realize Bobby and Mathew aren’t down yet. Her parents are at the table drinking coffee.

“Merry Christmas” her dad says as they walk in

“You too” Annabeth smiles in a good mood “I’m going to wake Bobby and Matt up” she says cheerfully.

“Whatever you say” Susan says.

Annabeth runs up the stairs and bangs on Mathew’s door. She doesn’t hear him so she opens the door.

“Wake up” she says grabbing a pillow and hitting him with it.

“Go away” he says pulling the blanket over his head.

“Matt it’s Christmas come on” she grabs the blanket off of him.

He bolts straight up in bed.

Annabeth goes to Bobby’s room next. She doesn’t even bother knocking she just goes right in.

“Bobby get up” Annabeth says grabbing the blanket

“No” he says pulling it back

“Its christmas” annabeth says

“Okay I’ll be downstairs shortly” he says getting up

When she goes downstairs she finds Percy in a conversation with her dad about something.

She goes and sits beside him and grabs his hand under the table.

Finnally Bobby comes down stairs and they all go into the living room.

“Time to open presents.” Mathew says exited.

They all open their presents. Then they go back into the kitchen to eat breakfast. Annabeth sits right beside Percy and grabs his hand.

Annabeth looks up at Percy and smiles.

“I have another gift for you” she says

“Oh yeah? He says

Annabeth goes upstairs to get the sweater. She brings it downstairs and tells Percy to come with her. They go into the living room.

“Look. We have matching ones now” she says handing it to him.

He puts it over his head and over his shirt.

“Thank you” he says giving her a quick kiss.

“You’re welcome. Let’s go eat.” She says

They go back into the kitchen and sit at the table.

“So what are the plans?” Annabeth asks her dad

“I think we should go ice skating. All of us” he says

Annabeth turns red and looks down.

“Since you and Conner made fun of me because I could sk, I get to make fun of you for not being able to skate.” He says to her chuckling.

“Whatever” she smiles and leans over to kiss him.

“Yall two are so gross” Matthew says

“Another point for me” Annabeth whispers into his ear.

They all get ready to go ice skating and then head out the door. All four of them have to squeeze in the back seat. Once they get there they all go and put their ice skates on.

Annabeth almost falls just getting on the ice. Percy catches her but he almost slips too.

They both start laughing causing them both to slip.

Percy helps Annabeth up as they’re laughing. They go a few laps around the rink and Annabeth ends up falling multiple times.

They end up walkimg home early because they was over it pretty quick. As they walk along the street they joke around.

“Which of your brothers are your favorite?” Percy asks

“Bobby. He’s more chill” Annabeth says laughing “but if you tell him that I will break your fingers.”

“I’m pretty attached to my fingers so…”he trails off smiling.

Annabeth checks are pink from the cold. Percy looks over at her.

“What” she says “stop staring at me”

“But you look beautiful. How could I not stare at you” he says

Eventually they make it back to the house. They go into the living room to watch a movie. They don’t really pay much attention to the screen though.

As Percy’s mouth moves against hers she can’t help but think about how much she loves this boy. She’s only known him for about a week and a half. But she feels like she’s known him forever.

That night they eat dinner and then go up to the room to get ready for bed.

“I love you Annabeth” Percy says coming up behind her as she puts on her pajamas

She turns around and meets his eyes.

“I love you too Percy” she says standing on her toes and kissing him.

They get into bed and Annabeth scoots as close to him as she can. And they fall asleep

#in my heart is a christmas tree farm #merry Christmas!! #chapter is kinda short but it’s fine #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #Percabeth au

[jentlemahae]

I am turning into toxic Jennie and Jeno solo stan rn fr. Look, I do think NO ONE deserved hatred over what happened (either J x V, J x M) but it's so funny to see how differently people react. I would also like to point out I love NCT, BP and TWICE. However, the way * acted during this whole mess is so disgusting, imagine pushing 30 and being more scared of your insane 14 yo fanbase than to have the balls to defend the woman you supposedly date. He deserves to be held accountable fr. (1/?)

I remember ONCES riding the whole "Jennie is industry bike/whore/whatever" narrative into the sunset and many of them enjoyed every second of it. I was part of TWICE stan groupchat and so many of the members were saying horrible, disgusting things about Jennie and supporting * out of spite. Not all of them, but many of them didn't mind insane slutshaming, rape threats, etc. HOWEVER when the Jeno x Mina thing happened, I have seen so many "woman respectors", literally the same people riding the hate wave against Jennie. I have seen people (both Onces and not) crying about how we should defend Mina (I mean I agree but only people bitching were Nomin shippers no one else), hold men accoutable for the suffering of women, people calling him too ugly and irrelevant, and how "new Jennie x * is happening". At least Jeno didn't act like a spineless fucking cunt like * did. He's already posting on Bubble and nothing on IG. People troll the shit out of him currently and the same NCT fanbases I have seen reporting on the thing ignore us asking them to simply telling people stop to mention it anymore bc it's just silly. Also let's not act as if NCTzens/Jenozens are nowhere as insane and hateful as ***/* stans are. So basically with Mina it's "respect woman slutshaming is horrible" (I agree) but with Jennie it's "she's attention-seeking whore who deserves it". With Jeno it's "hold men accountable for the suffering of women", but with * it's awww poor little meow meow, seduced by big bad slutty woman!!! I hate everyone fr

yep yep yep :| obviously i think NO ONE should get hate for things like this but the way jn is the only one who gets hate to this extent in kpop is disgusting and actually scary…..like what has that woman done to yall to cause this kind of hatred and vileness that leads people to say the most disgusting things ever ?? like do u think u made ur fave proud by making r/pe jokes at the expense of someone else ????

and yeah he just seems so spineless to me, cant even defend ur s/o against a bunch of insane teenagers who call themselves ur fans and hang from ur every word like ur a god.. just so cowardly imo. also like idk but if i were a woman in kpop id be avoiding any male idol like the plague, id find myself a normie man who’s fans wouldn’t launch a whole witch-hunt against me 😐 jn needs to find her joe (pisces) man!

and tbh idk if jenozens are more or less insane than * stans (i think less but that’s just my experience! 🤷🏻‍♀️) but there way less of them out there so there’s obviously less attention on the situation, and there’s not really bad blood between nctzens and onces, whereas blinks and the soldiers are sworn enemies. also * stans are some of the most insane of *** subfandoms while jenozens are one of the most normal subfanbases in nct (lol) 🥴 so i think it’s really apples and oranges

#sophie ask #anonymous

[bratz-kitten]

ASTRO OBSERVATIONS [part 5]

— people with jupiter in the 8th may experience an “abundance” of traumatic experiences throughout life, often relating to death; these are the people who truly feel like everyone they love ends up dying. at their worst, they can become desensitized to death— jupiter is ruled by sagittarius, a sign known for being in denial when in difficult situations in favor of optimism. these natives can pretend like nothing actually happened, or minimize the situation in their head so that they don’t have to face it.

— okay this might be a weird one... like, you know in asoiaf when arya was walking through the streets and was always like “i’m as quiet as a shadow”? that’s literally the energy of someone with planets in the 12th house/chart ruler in the 12th house. these people are so stealthy. they’re able to move so quietly and without anyone noticing, both literally and figuratively. on one hand, they’re very quiet about their plans and ambitions to the point where other people only find out when they’re achieving success over it; on the other hand, they just. don’t like making noise while walking idk bitch you’ll only see me coming when i’m right beside you, i even get paranoid that i’m breathing too loud and that other people will hear 

— people with moon aspecting mars can be incredibly impulsive when they feel hurt or triggered. yall need to be careful with doing things in the heat of the moment that you know you’ll regret later... but in the moment, you feel so hurt that it clouds your rational side. please be more self-aware about this because you may make decisions that will directly affect you for the worse in the future 

— people with leo mars ft. constantly asking you for pictures... about anything. they just wanna SEE LMFAO THEY DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS THEY’RE SEEING. you just got ready to go out? “send pics of your makeup and your full outfit”. you’re waiting in a long boring line to get the covid vaccine? “send pics of the line”. your mom baked cake? “send pics of the cake”. plus they send so many random pictures while texting, it’s their special love language

— having moon conjunct moon/venus in synastry feels insane. you tell them something you’ve been through, and they’re immediately like “that happened with me as well.” it doesn’t even have to be something grand, sometimes just very specific things you thought were particular about you. the amount of understanding that comes with this aspect in synastry can feel very new and intense especially if you’re used to seeing yourself as the “odd one out”, used to feeling isolated in your experiences 

— people with pluto in the 1st house often feel the need to erase “traces” of their existence, for example deleting messages that they sent people, deleting all of their social media posts. they can feel anxious and paranoid about other people having access to their past self, even if the past self in question is from, like. a week ago 

— people with chiron in the water houses (4th/8th/12th) might’ve suffered bullying to the point where they repress their memories. a lot of their memories of their school years may feel foggy if they were bullied in those years

— also. people with chiron in the 8th house may feel as though they’ve been punished for wanting to experience intimacy. it’s like, the people who were supposed to be the closest to them – for example, their sibling or something – were the ones who hurt them the most. 

— people with mercury-neptune aspects and strong pisces/neptune energy in their birth chart might struggle with only remembering things when they’re right in front of them. you should keep things in your peripheral vision to remind you of reality, especially when it comes to feelings— so that you won’t start getting lost inside your own head. like... keep the letters your friends wrote you by your bedside table so you can read them every time your brain starts convincing you that you’re not loved. keep the gifts you’ve been sent on display in your bedroom wall, or sentimental material things that remind you of past happy experiences.

— earth placements and their thing for asmr... omfg. it’s like they’re always looking for things to up their sensory experience/sensitivity. like, earth signs are the ones most connected to worldly experiences so they feel so soothed with the whole asmr experience: just hearing someone gently whispering or tapping on/scratching things calms them down and helps them fall asleep. they love the tingles it’s heaven for them

— moon-saturn aspects might hold and caress themselves while they sleep because their parents never did. yes i woke up and chose violence <3 your secret is NOT safe with me 💋

— while we’re on the topic of sleeping, a majority of the pisces moons i know need to sleep while hugging something, at least a pillow. they can’t just not hug something while they sleep, it’s very instinctive for them. anyways if any pisces moon needs a pillow to hold, i volunteer as tribute 💋

— virgo placements feel sososo soothed by hearing their cats purr. thinking about how my virgo placement friends are always the ones who send me videos of them petting their cats... and then i get soothed by how soothed they feel. it’s a win win situation, if you have virgo placements it’s hereby your duty to send me a video of you petting your cat while they purr. right now. GO

— people with gemini in the 3rd house might have shaky movements of the hands when other people look at them doing things. very specific i know but the third house rules hands and gemini is a sign that has somewhat of an anxious, twitchy quality to it. on the other hand, people with capricorn in the 3rd house (scorpio risings, using whole signs) have the steadiest hands i’ve ever seen lol their movements ooze confidence, these bitches know how to make you feel as thought they know exactly what they’re doing

— people with venus in the 1st house ft. altering their pics with photoshop and hating posting selfies without filters because they never feel like their appearance is good enough. stop it. you don’t need to always look your best and especially not if your ‘best’ isn’t even what you actually look like. also... don’t even think about making self-deprecative jokes about your appearance. next time i find one of yall saying “ahaha im not bad for a 5 without talent” i’m squishing your head between 2 pieces of toast and calling you an idiot sandwich. you’re BEAUTIFUL 

— having venus in the 3rd house in composite with someone? do you mean calling each other the absolute ugliest nicknames in the most endearing way? 

— leo deals with themes of the ego, and it seems that leo placements often struggle with attracting narcissistic people into their life... leo suns/mercuries can be raised by loud, overbearing, narcissistic parents who see their kid as an extension of themselves and who teach the kid to always be very supportive and caring towards them or else they’ll deny them of words of affirmation-- either by insulting them to shatter their self-esteem or simply never complimenting the kid back. leo moons/mars/venus tend to attract narcissistic partners who only care about serving their own emotional needs and ignore the ones of their partner, and who feed off of their supportive and giving nature. which is why leo placements really need to watch out for being gullible, naïve and dismissing the red flags because my god, you be falling for some shady people. 

— people with personal planets in the 12th house/chart ruler in the 12th house might feel like they can’t let go of their past life— they may dream of memories, people or places from another life. it’s like they can’t detach from it, and even if they can’t directly remember their past life, it’s like they feel it in their bones. also, they might’ve felt... estranged from their family ever since childhood; there may have been feelings of being unable to emotionally connect to their (often, distant) parents, and they might’ve even wondered if they were adopted because of how different they felt to the rest of the family. 

— okay so, a thing that people with saturn in the 3rd house need to look out for is mentally checking out of conversations while they’re still happening. these people can detect when they’re being manipulated really fast and their way of dealing with it can be to immediately shut down, to grow cold and silent and not even bother answering when you’re expected to respond. and, like, that’s great when someone starts screaming at you or being insulting/trying to coerce you into shit, but take notice if you find yourself shutting your loved ones out as soon as they say anything that triggers you. don’t simply detach from them, communicate what’s wrong

— aries placements, ESPECIALLY aries suns and moons, value generosity so much and they get so turned off by stingy ppl who don’t share with others, especially when others need it. like.. if you’re hanging out in a group with them and someone asks for a bite of your food because they have no money and you say no... espect them to never respect you. ever. 

— people with libra placements use soooo many adjectives to describe things. something can’t just be beautiful, it has to be DIVINE and CELESTIAL and INTOXICATING. they can be so expressive god it’s so fcking funny 

— capricorn placements HATE asking others for advice because they think no one knows better than them (and they’re not wrong, lol). when they truly care for someone, they might ask the person for advice simply as a sign that they respect, trust and value their judgement. even if they don’t plan on taking it LMFAO 

— people with mars in a water sign can have this terrible habit of expecting other people to guess what they want. and then they get passive agressive when you don’t instinctively feel what it is they want... and when you ask them “do you want this?”, they go like “FINALLY. i thought you’d never get there”. stop it. i know that you want people to understand you in a way that transcends words, but you can’t expect people to read your mind and then get disappointed when they don’t, thinking “oh if they loved me that much then they would’ve known that i really want chipotle for dinner :(” GIRL WHAT. COMMUNICATE YOUR NEEDS  

#astrology #scorpio mars #pisces mars #cancer mars #libra #aries #aries moon #saturn in the 3rd house #moon-saturn #chart ruler in the 12th house #leo #leo moon #leo mars #leo mercury #leo venus #venus in the 3rd house in composite #venus in the 1st house #gemini in the 3rd house #capricorn in the 3rd house #virgo #pisces moon #taurus #capricorn #mercury-neptune aspects #moon-mars aspects #pisces dominance #neptune dominance #moon conjunct moon in synastry #moon conjunct venus in synastry #chiron in the 4th house

[sublimecatgalaxy]

Hard Times

Pairing: Maddy Perez (Euphoria) x Reader

Summary: Shortly after Nate leaves, Maddy calls the reader in panicked tears. She needed her best friend and she needed any comfort and kindness that anyone had to offer her.

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of abuse and violence, mentions of guns and Nate Jacobs.

A/n: Hi yall, I'm going to avoid going into deep detail of how Nate acted while over at Maddy's just because it is deeply triggering, but I wanted to more so focus on the trauma that Maddy endured and how she, or anyone, can process something like that.

I never liked Maddy and Nates relationship. No one did but I specifically hated it ten times more than anyone else.

After years of being her best friend, seeing her in and out of his bed, crying, screaming, laughing; it made me sick. It made me physically ill to think of him and how he treated her so poorly. And she was by no means a saint. I knew things about her that I wish I didn't. But she was my best friend, who I love and have loved longer than Nate.

But I was almost positive that she would never feel the same way for me that I have for all these years that I've known her. She's kissed a few girls, even while dating Nate. She was open to the fact that sexuality was a spectrum and she wasn't ashamed of her sexuality and lack of label. Nate didn't like it though, his deeply homophobic ways were disgusted by her interest in women. It almost made her afraid to feel anything for women to begin with.

Apparently, Nate and I had a type though, the girl checking off everything on my list of things I like in women. She was strong and powerful, beautiful, intelligent, a smart-ass to be honest. But I would always know Maddy better than Nate did, and I loved to hold that over his head.

I knew that him and Cassie were together longer than Maddy did. I probably wasn't being the best friend while holding onto that massive piece of information and not telling her. I knew that she was going to go absolutely apeshit when she found out, killing both Cassie and Nate at the same time with no care in the world.

I certainly wasn't expecting it to be Rue who spilled the beans. And I certainly didn't expect it to be in front of Cassie and all of our friends. Maddy was furious, Kat and I holding her back as she lunged for the crying blonde. Everyone was shocked, even her mother. I couldn't get over the mix of betrayal, anger, and sadness that passed through her face all at once.

I held her in my arms that night for six hours while she cried and wailed. She was truly heartbroken, horrified that this even happened to her in the first place. She was Maddy fucking Perez and her boyfriend of god knows how many years cheated on her with her best friend. It seemed almost stupid to think about, like it was just some cruel joke being played on her.

I remember telling her that it wasn't her fault, that there was nothing she could've done to prevent this from happening. She already knew this piece of information, she was just caught up in what she was supposed to do now. They made a fool out of her and she wanted to get them back for it.

I knew she had something up her sleeve, I had no idea what. But I knew that she had dirt on the both of them that was dirty enough to put an end to all her mental pain and suffering. I was scared for the two of them if I'm gonna be honest. I knew that, at that point, she was homicidal.

That anger didn't last long though.

She seemed calm and collected after that, her brain wracking her thoughts to come up with something that would help her. I watched her as she bobbed up and down in the pool the next day, her brows pulled together as she stared off into the distance. It was almost scarier to see her so calm and collected.

Days went on, nothing to significant happening other than mine and Maddy's nightly facetimes. She liked to keep up on those since we were kids, wanting to see me every night no matter where she was. It was comforting to me, the thought of her staying up for me, waiting for me, just because she wanted to see me made my heart soar.

But tonight, she was nowhere to be found.

Once the clock hit nine o'clock I started to panic. She was typically never late, always calling me by eight at the latest. But even now as I stare at my phone, my eyes tearing up in anxiety, I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to call her out of fear that she was busy or something, not wanting to be a burden. But I'm genuinely worried.

All of a sudden my phone lights up the dark room, Maddy's name flashing along the screen. I answer it immediately, noticing that it's not a facetime but a normal call. Raising the phone to my cheeks, I pout.

"I missed you, where were you?" I laugh with a small pout, falling back onto the bed as I listen to her sniffle. "Hey, babes, you okay?" I ask, my heart pounding in worry as she gasps.

"I'm on my way and I just need you to hold me and not ask shit, okay?" She asks in a cry, my lips parting gently as I nod.

"Uh, yeah, my door is open, honey. I'll be waiting." I whisper, frowning as she abruptly hangs up, my cheeks warming in panic. I quickly make an effort to tidy my room, not wanting to upset her with any of the clutter. I grab her favorite blanket of mine that she continues to steal and I quickly restock my snack basket in the kitchen.

By the time she arrives, I'm seated on my bed, Spongebob playing on the TV in hopes to make her laugh. I had no idea what she needed from me other than the fact that she was freaking out and needed comfort. I had a feeling she wasn't going to tell me what actually happened but just come here, looking for comfort.

My door opens slowly as she makes herself known, quiet sniffles leaving her nose as I glance over her. She looked tired, her heart practically in her hands as she falls onto the bed and into my lap. She wails loudly as I cart my fingers through her hair, my hands pulling the blanket over her shoulders.

"Maddy-"

"No! I can't talk about it." She cries, gripping onto me as I frown, my head bobbing in a silent nod. "Just fucking hold me and don't say anything." She orders and I obey, sliding down onto the bed to lay next to her. She tucks her face into the crook of my neck as she sobs, her hands fisting the blanket beneath us.

I didn't know what was wrong and I may never know but, all I knew is this is what she needed from me and I would always give her what she needed.

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#maddy euphoria #euphoria #euphoria series #maddy x reader #maddy perez x reader

[bl00dgutsgl0ry]

Act Like He Doesn't Exist

Pairing - Childe x Fem!Reader

Warnings - NSFW 18+ ONLY, hate fucking, degredation, very minor dumbification, dollification if you squink really hard,

Word count - 3.6k

Other comments - We all know I had to come back with a bang and I think hate fucking fills that role. This was so much longer than I had intended it to be but oh my god I just started writing and couldn’t stop. I was originally gonna do this with Thoma cause I really want to write Thoma smut but like he’s too sweet :( he makes me :( if you guys have any idea how i would make a hate fucking fic with Thoma PLEASE let me know I want something like REAL kinky yall.

“Oh give me a break just once and fuck off will you?” Today did not differ from any other day in Teyvat; Childe was up your ass like always just trying to get under your skin. The Archons had to have put that ginger idiot on the planet purely to ruin your days, why else would you be forced to suffer through his incessant snide comments, and mocking remarks. This must’ve been a punishment for something you had done in your past life, an atonement for an unknown sin.

“Oh lighten up girly, you know I’m only joking. No need to get all sensitive now.” Childe’s condescending voice rang high in the tense air between you both, a thick feeling only the two of you could feel in the bustling streets of the Liyue market. Rage enveloped you as you had finally had enough of Childe’s ridiculously abhorrent behavior.

“You know what Childe, you’ve won. I’m not playing this stupid petty game where you consistently insult me behind the guise of a ‘joke’ and laugh when I’m too taken aback to respond. You’re fucked up dude. I don’t know where you get off on this or what I did to deserve this, but all I’ve done since the beginning was take it.” The free edge of your nails dug crescent moons into your palms as you clenched your fists into tight balls. You had taken a step towards him without noticing while your voice slowly raised in volume. Childe’s face had become unrecognizable, his usual shit eating grin long since dropped.

“Hey wait-” Childe’s voice began but it only made you angrier.

“Are you really so dense that you can’t even figure out what's going on?! Just leave me the fuck alone! It’s just like you to add insult to injury every time you somehow track me down through this giant city! Get a fucking life dude! Do you really have nothing better to do other than stalking me on the daily just to make me feel like shit?!” Your argument was garnering quite a bit of attention now, as your voice raised even higher. “You are a sad sad man. The next time I see your face you won’t have time to speak, my sword will have already been shoved through your throat. Now get the hell away from me.”

The skin on your face was bright red and burning with the anger from all this pent up frustration. You just couldn’t understand why this was happening to you. All motion had halted in the markets; every bystander’s attention now focused on the rapidly de-escalating fight. Your face scorched with embarrassment, because once again Childe successfully made a fool out of you and this time he didn’t even have to try; you just let him do it.

Your back was to Childe taking wide strides to desperately get away from him when a hand fell gently on your shoulder. You spun around expecting to see the man you were trying to get away from, but instead your resentful gaze fell on a much softer pair of golden eyes. You immediately changed your demeanor when you realized that it was Zhongli behind you; you couldn’t say you were surprised to figure out he heard the commotion as well.

“(Y/n) are you alright?” Zhongli’s soft eyes studied you for a moment as he waited for you to answer. Your throat felt tight as you opened your mouth, but any and all words were strangled down. Your head dropped and it was then when you noticed you had begun to cry, hot tears falling onto the pavement below. Your throat tightened even more as you struggled to stop the crying, it would only make things even more embarrassing for you.

“Let’s go somewhere a little more private and we will talk, is that alright (y/n)?” Zhongli’s deep voice rumbled through the quiet air. The bystanders were just starting to resume their activities, so your surroundings hadn’t yet gotten to full volume; which you were grateful for. You nodded, head still hung low as you felt the former Archon place his hand gently on the square of your back; guiding you to his favourite place for tea.

It didn’t take long to be seated in the normally fully booked restaurant when you were with someone such as Zhongli. You were sat down in a private area separated from most of the restaurant, a place that was usually used for business meetings. You were both silent except for the small moment Zhongli told the waitress your drink order, falling back into silence as you both waited for the drinks to arrive. Once your tea was quietly set down in front of you along with the teapot so you both could refill your own drinks to avoid being interrupted, you took a long sip and began to speak.

“I’m sorry for the outburst earlier, I didn’t mean to make such a commotion. I hope I didn’t interrupt your day too badly.” Your eyes were red and puffy from the silent crying you had done on the way here. You suffered from some pretty bad vocal fry from all the yelling you had done just fifteen minutes prior. Zhongli let out a quiet chuckle in response.

“You did not interrupt anything my dear, I was merely on a stroll through to shops when I heard everything. I assume things with you and Childe still haven’t yet been resolved?” You sighed, fingers rising to rub at your temples, a headache already forming.

“If anything they’ve gotten worse. I truly don’t understand why he treats me the way he does. He always says he’s joking but they’re just such specific insults that he knows will upset me. I’ve told him to knock it off multiple times and yet he just doesn’t seem to stop.” You paused to take another sip of your tea, throat becoming a little too raspy at the moment. “I seriously believe he hates me, which I know shouldn’t bother me, I mean I should hate him too! But it’s just… I really wanted him to like me.” Tears began welling up in your eyes again, threatening to spill once more. Your face burned hot like it once had, but instead of anger it was just embarrassment.

“I do not believe he hates you (y/n). I don’t think anyone could truly hate you. I just believe he might be too snarky for his own good.” You laughed pitifully at this, which made Zhongli sigh before laying his hand on your clenched one. “I understand that you can only take so much. I believe you should act as though you don’t know he’s there. If he tries to engage with you, simply walk away or flat out ignore his advances. It may be hard but he should tire himself out and give up.” Your tears had stopped as you listened carefully to Zhongli’s words. Act like he doesn’t even exist. Maybe that was the key, maybe then he would just leave you alone. You would do anything at this point to get him off your back.

“Thank you Zhongli, I think I’ll do just that.” Zhongli’s relaxed smile lit up his face, the corners of his eyes wrinkled just a little. He nodded once before taking a sip of his tea. After the heavy had gotten out of the way, you had spent the rest of the time just chatting with your friend. He knew how to get your mind off things. Before you knew it the sun was setting over the harbor, the sky now painted with gorgeous oranges and pinks before fading into the inky black that was engulfing the sky.

The golden light illuminated the streets and bounced off buildings as the two of you stepped out into the open air. Everything was much more calm than they were hours before and the air had cooled down now that the sunlight was fleeting. Zhongli always had this habit of holding his arm out for you to take, which you always did. It was peaceful as you walked around watching the sun fade out of sight and bless the other half of the world with its presence. It was too peaceful in fact, something was going to give.

“Hey (y/n). Uh, I need to talk to you.” Childe’s voice was like nails on a chalkboard at that moment shattering your evening with Zhongli like a piece of glass. Zhongli’s stride didn’t falter one bit though, almost as if he was pulling you along. The words he had told you earlier repeating in your head; ‘act like he doesn’t exist’. Zhongli continued on with the story of his past while you nodded occasionally, or made a comment; walking right past Childe in the process. You couldn’t believe just how easy that had been.

Childe stood there stunned, watching your forms disappear into the distance. Had you really just out right ignored him? And what was with holding onto Zhongli’s arm? He grit his teeth at the possible prospect of you and him being together. He didn’t understand why but it just didn’t sit right with him. He was gonna get you to talk to him, he had to. He knew he had pushed you too far and he wanted to apologize but you need to talk to him dammit.

The days began to pass by much quicker now, as you weren’t dreading running into the man you didn’t want to name. He continued to try and talk to you but you had learned how to avoid him. You were with Zhongli almost 24/7 now unless either of you two were busy which also aided in dodging the red head. Childe no longer wore his usual smile, it had been replaced by a scowl that was permanently etched into his face. You found yourself a little upset but the obvious change in his demeanor. You couldn’t place why but you had begun to miss that infamous smirk.

Today, Zhongli was busy with the funeral parlor and you had already finished all the commissions you could; which left you with quite a bit of free time. You knew it would only be a matter of time until Childe found you but you weren’t worried about the encounter. And just how you had predicted you saw that familiar red hair bobbing and weaving through the streets towards you. Something was off though, there was a look in Childe’s eye this time. It wasn’t just the scowl, it was the angry wrinkle that found its place in between his eyebrows, or the way his eyes pierced through your stopping you where you stood. It took him no time to get to you before he grabbed your hand and continued walking.

“Eh- what the hell are you doing Childe?! Let me go now!” Your protest fell on deaf ears. Nothing in him changed in the slightest bit as he continued to storm through streets and alleys. This continued until your eyes landed on a familiar looking bank.

“Why are you taking me here? This is stupid Childe just let me go.” Childe’s head whipped around to look at you for a moment, blazing glare meeting your just as hostile gaze.

“You’re going to talk to me. Whether you like it or not, we are going to talk.” Your eyebrows creased in confusion for a moment. Why was he so worked up about you not talking to him? Sure you knew he found it fun to insult you but you never thought he was this caught up on it.

You two passed many Fatui agents, most of them on guard, until you got to what you assumed to be his office. Only then did he finally let you go, opening the door for you to step in. He followed in right after, closing his door with a loud thud before turning around to look at you.

“Why have you been ignoring me? You’re acting like a child with the way you just walk away from me anytime I approach you. And what’s with you and the old guy? Since when did you two become a thing?” Childe’s tone was hostile as he approached you slowly. The irritation of this whole confrontation was already getting to you.

“Last time I checked, what goes on between me and Zhongli is none of your concern. And I’m the one acting like a child? I’m not the one who would purposefully seek someone out just to make them feel like shit. Do not ever try to point my response to you, onto me being childish. You are the only reason I’m avoiding you.” You punctuated your sentence with a tsk, moving away from Childe and beginning your way to the door. Once again he grabbed onto your wrist and this time he pushed your back up against the wall boxing you in with his large frame. Your eyes were blown out wide in shock as to what just happened.

“You are not going anyway (y/n). Where were you going to go? Back to Zhongli’s to go fuck? You two look stupid together.” Your mouth was already beginning to open with intentions to angrily retaliate, but you were interrupted when Childe’s hot mouth pressed hard into yours. Before you could do anything Childe pulled away, heated glare shooting directly into your core. You two stared at each other for a moment before you pushed forward and trapped his lips in a heated kiss again. The kiss was feverish and angry, harsh with teeth biting each other's lips.

“I wanted to apologize but you just kept running away from me. Seeing you with Zhongli just made everything worse. You’d look so much better walking with me. We work so well together when we’re not fighting and you know it. What does he have that I don’t?” Childe’s hand had left the side of your head and instead tangled his fingers in your hair before gripping. You let out a shocked gasp as he pulled your hair to force your head back to expose more of your neck.

“How… How was I supposed to know you were going to apologize? And Zhongli helped keep my mind off you.” A dark chuckle left Childe in response, his teeth grazing your neck lightly; a warning. Your body felt so hot and flushed.

“I’m always gonna be on your mind. You’re mine (y/n), do you understand me? Zhongli’s got nothing on this.” His mouth latched onto your neck, leaving bruises and bitemarks in his wake. You covered your mouth with your hand to muffle the noises that were already coming out of you as Childe’s knee shoved your thighs apart. Your free hand rose to grip onto Childe’s shoulder, everything beginning to overwhelm your senses.

“Childe please.” Your voice was shaky as you spoke. Everything felt so intense, you were nervous your legs were going to give out. Once again Childe snickered before releasing your head. His arms came around your waist before his hands landed on your ass. He nudged you upwards as if signaling for you to jump, which you followed. He caught you and you wrapped your legs around him to stabilize yourself. You could feel Childe’s hard on straining against his pants. Within a couple strides, you were placed on his desk.

“Are you sure we should be doing this here? There are guards directly outside.” You bit your already swollen lip anxiously.

“Oh? You scared you’re going to be too loud, doll?” You glared at him in response to his tease before ducking in to take your lips. Your arms instinctively wrapped around his neck, one of your hands raking its way through his hair; you hadn’t noticed until now, just how soft his hair was. Childe was getting impatient though, and it didn’t help how his dick ached from how hard it was.

“You know what, fuck this. I need to fuck you now. I need to see your face when I shove my cock into you.” He pulled away from you for a moment to tug his pants and underwear down. You had begun to do the same, hiking up your skirt and pushing your panties down. After you had finished your leaned back and spread your legs wide for Childe to see. That signature smile had found its way back onto his face as he looked you over. He lined himself up with you and looked into your eyes once more just to make sure this is really something you wanted. He may be an asshole but he’s not a douchebag.

Slowly he entered you, you wet pussy enveloping him. You both groaned in unison, before Childe finally bottomed out. He gave you a moment to adjust to the sudden intrusion, appreciating the way he fit between your tight walls perfectly.

“God (y/n), you feel so good. I never thought you would feel this fucking good. You were made for my dick to be pressed deep in you.” You flushed as hit words hit you in your core. There was still a part of you that didn’t want this to go that easily for him. You wanted to make him pay for the way he made you feel for so long. In a flash you wrapped your strong legs around his waist, trapping his body against yours with no space to move.

“Then I guess you should just sit like this huh?” You giggled as Childe’s eyes turned dark once again, biting his lower lip. He tried but failed to move an inch, forcing your grip on him to tighten even more. You could feel his dick twitching inside of you as he lost patience faster and faster.

“Oh you wanna play like that you little slut? You wanna act like you’re the one in control of this little situation right now?” Childe’s hand was back in your hair, gripping it forcefully and pulling your head back. The sudden hit of pain on your scalp caused your grip on his hips to falter. Childe took this opportunity to pull his hips back and slam back into you. You gasped before choking out a loud moan. Childe continued with a punishing speed, biting at your neck once again.

“God you are just- oh fuck! You are just so fucking annoying Childe!” More moans spilled from you and Childe borderline growled into your neck.

“Funny how you’re saying this now when I’m in the middle of giving you a fucking of a lifetime doll.” He punctuated his sentence with a particularly sharp thrust into the spot that made you see stars. You pulled Childe’s chest down to yours as you arched you back. “Yeah that’s exactly what I thought you slut.” You buried your face into the spot where his shoulder met his neck, moving his shirt out of the way, before biting down hard. Childe sucked in a sharp breath before fucking into you even harder.

All this commotion was causing his desk to shake and shudder from all the force; the old wood creaking in protest of what was happening on top of it. Your walls were beginning to flutter around his cock, as he twitched deep within you. The room was filled with the sound of your moans, the slapping of wet skin, and the creaking of the old desk underneath you guys. It was all so vulgar and filthy but you were in such a blissed out state you physically couldn’t care about whether or not people could hear you guys.

“Are you going to cum for me baby? You gonna show everyone in this place what’s going on behind the doors? Come on baby cum with me.” Childe’s voice had become much more gentle despite the vulgar context. You could only respond with loud broken moans as you got closer and closer to cumming. Your nails were scratching against his shirt threatening to rip it to pieces. With a few more hard thrusts both of you were tumbling over the edge in each other's grasp. Moans falling from both of your mouths as you guys shuddered, letting the waves of pleasure overtake you. After a couple of minutes the both of you had finally calmed down enough to allow Childe to pull out of you. He broke off of you, only to come back with a couple tissues to help clean you up.

“What a gentleman.” You still had enough energy in you to get off a sarcastic comment, but it was undermined by the soft smile on your face and the gentle glow around you. Childe chuckled as he shook his head, before finishing up and throwing the tissues away. Both of you redressed yourselves in a comfortable silence before looking at each other once more.

“Listen, I was serious when I said I was going to apologize. I know I pushed you too far and I can be a little too much at times but trust me when I say I’m never being serious. I’ll dial it back from now on but you still gotta expect some cheeky comment to come out.” You smiled, shaking your head and wrapping your arms around Childe’s neck.

“I know Childe. Thank you for apologizing. I’m sorry I blew up at you. And seriously there is nothing between Zhongli and I. He is just a really good friend. He backed you up ya know.” You could hear a chuckle rumble low in his chest. He wrapped an arm around your waist and escorted you out of the building. None of the guards said anything but you could see the glances they made at one another. Childe really wasn’t that bad of a guy.

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