#afraid of dogs

[natsuki-bakery]

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#⁀➷˳⁺⁎˚ ꒰ఎ userboxes ໒꒱ ˚⁎⁺˳ . #edit #free to reblog #sfw post #free to use #akito shinonome #project sekai #pjsk #fandoms #userbox #this user #pjsekai #pjsekai akito #orange aesthetic #sfw interaction only #userboxes #project sekai edit #dogs #afraid of dogs

[gulopets]

When a dog bites with 'no warning.'

#its not just growling tbh #its also making the dog greet people its afraid of #punishing it for discomfort when strangers pet it #and just in general not allowing any display of opinion towards interactions with people other than 'happy doggie'

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[batcrooks]

the elevator pitch for this is "a Toy Story/Night at the Museum-style educational series that teaches kids about art history"

they probably wouldn't let me have the tits-out minoan snake woman but that's ok

#illustration #my art #from left to right: #bastet #dogū #minoan snake goddess #colima dog #jizo statue #mesopotamian winged lions #i made the sketch for this back in 2020 and was too afraid to finish it #i dont think it ended up how i wanted it but im glad it ended up somewhere

[happytapirstudio]

Like I think the concept of dogs being inherently friendly, selfless, "good bois”, totally without sin, a million times better than humans, etc., is really just a fantasy.  Every time I take a dog out of its kennel to walk, the tone of the other dogs’ barking goes from “hey, hey, please take me out!  love me!  take me out!  hey!” to “fucker you cunt i’ll kill you i’ll scrape the skin right off your bones you shit you fuck you worthless spawn of lucifer”.

Directed at the dog I’m walking, I’m pretty sure, and not myself.  But I can hear it, man.  I’m not making that up.  And there’s a multitude of scientific papers out there that demonstrate dogs’ capacity for jealousy.  Which isn’t surprising.  It’s just such a natural emotion--I’m sure any animal smart enough to weigh costs and benefits (most animals, even the “dumb” ones like fish and bugs), and any animal capable of interpreting the actions of other beings (again, most animals) is capable of experiencing jealousy.

Unrelated, but I also wonder how dogs are “supposed” to act.  Which is the stupidest question ever, of course, because “supposed to” in nature basically means nothing.  Either it exists or it doesn’t.

“Supposed to” carries this inherent moral connotation, which also carries some really ugly baggage (see: diets, religious codes of conduct, eugenics-type perspectives).  But it’s also a way of judging someone’s well-being.  I’m not “supposed to” sleep 18 hours a day--humans aren’t, and I personally have never really done that in my life.  If I started doing it today, that’d be a sign that something was wrong with me and I needed help.

So with dogs, a metric of “supposed to” would be something against which we could measure how they are now, in order to see whether or not they’re living a healthy life.  “Healthy” in this case being admittedly much harder to define than the well-being of a specific (and human) individual.

This is what we tried doing in my Canine Evolution, Behavior, and Cognition class in college but that class kind of sucked.  Animal Welfare was a much better one, in terms of this specific train of thought.  Animal Cognition, too, I think.

((Again, it’d be hot as fuck if we could just talk to animals and ask them their opinion on this shit, lol.))

But to finish my stupid thought, I wish we as humans better knew what kind of life dogs wanted to lead.  (Maybe that’s the metric for “supposed to”?  Again, kind of non-quantifiable and impossible to ascertain.)  I wish we knew so we could give it to them, and so we could correct whatever stupid fantasies and expectations we have about these animals.

#this is in regards to my previous posts but without reblogging because it’s so long already #thinking also about the stray dogs that exist in other places and times #precursors to the guys we trap with homes and kennels and fences and leashes #how they'd just run around and eat garbage and shit everywhere and bite whatever they wanted #if dogs knew they had that once would they want it back now? #thinking specifically about that village in central europe my prof visited #where they deadass have a roving packs of feral dogs that're so dangerous people CANNOT stay out after dark #they have to go inside and lock their doors #i literally can't imagine living like that #afraid of dogs #not even wolves just dogs #bro we MADE these things ??

[kuni-kuun]

Something stupid

#something something afraid of loving and being loved #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kunikida doppo #kunikidazai #dazai osamu #kunikida x dazai #bungou gay dogs #bsd kunikida #kndz #bungou stray dogs kunikida #bungou stray dogs dazai

[sidetongue]

i wanted a photo of them facing the ocean so i could get their collars. not a single one of them could figure out what i was asking. this is what i ended up with 

#it makes me so happy #mil and haz are like uhh we're confused but we're still happy to try #the spans are confused and AFRAID #and budge is just.... so far off it's not funny #budgie #harold #henry #miller #moby #dogs

[somegrumpynerd]

I really want Nightmare and Dream to freaky friday swap into each other's bodies and have to deal with their enemies from the other side.

Like Dream is trying to get used to one eye and being encased in goop and how do you control these tentacles and every few minutes one of the boys appears to ask for something or show him something or just hang around him. He's trying his best to sound professional and stern (it's not a great impression) but also he feeds off negativity now right?? So why does it sting so much when they're around him?

Meanwhile Nightmare is goop-free and seeing in two eyes for the first time in centuries (and probably takes twice as long to do things because he forgets he doesn't have tentacles anymore). He's trying to sound upbeat and cheery (again, not a great impression) but also good grief people really bother Dream for things. It seems like every way he turns there's somebody who needs something or has a sob story or a complaint, and he's beginning to realise why Dream protects Blue so violently how are you emitting all this positivity please don't leave me. Also where is Ink. Every five minutes where is he what is he doing.

#UTDR #UTMV #Nightmare Sans #Dream Sans #I just want them to trade places and see what the other deals with and realise how different it is from what they think #Nightmare thinks his brother just frolics and has fun all day long and is loved #And has to realise that actually the whole multiverse has his number and they aren't afraid to dial it #And Dream thinks Nightmare is living with a pack of attack dogs that he controls with threats #And has to realise he is a single father to 4 of the strangest and most clingy creatures in the multiverse #And also this is a good excuse to make them talk and get along and you know I love that #Anyway I need to sleep #One more day of work and then I'm freeeeee (for like 2 days)

[suratan-zir]

today I woke up at five in the morning

my alarm clock is russian ballistic missiles

and then more missiles. and more. and shahed drones after that.

I know you most likely won't see it on the news in your country. But despite the low media coverage, Ukraine needs you now more than ever. Now that we receive no military aid from the US. Every penny counts. Please, if you have any funds to spare, consider donating to one of the Ukrainian non-profits listed here. Thank you. The attacks continues still, but we're alive so everything will be alright.

#ukraine #war in urkaine #russia is a terrorist state #not even gonna lie this was scary as hell #i'm afraid my dog is going to have a heart attack one of these days #this one probably the scarriest so far

[macksartblock]

Can’t stop thinking about Willy’s proposition to the teens. They’re free to go but where?

Back to the place so lovingly crafted by a devoted mother to accommodate for a lack of a father?

Back to the place that once held so much love and strife, the place that reliably held a girl’s mother and best friend only to now hold nothing but a safe left in her name by her stepfather?

To a ruined plot of land, now full of ash and burnt reminders of a presence that will never return?

To a place that once held a child’s whole world?

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #I am not okay I can’t stop thinking about this #normal still has baby teeth and lost his mother #scary’s a little afraid of dogs and she can’t even talk to her best friend #taylor broke the one gift he got from his father #lincoln’s dads have been thrown into jeopardy leaving him more alone than ever #*/punches a wall* #someone sedate me

[kikicolors]

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#ok i have 2 commissions posts and wont be making any more #wanna make more art for me soon #i feel like im afraid to post because ocs/video game stuff will clash with pet commissions so i will probably just add newer pet art #to this post #instead of posting it individually #gotta get back in my groove :| #petblr #pet art #pet commissions #catblr #dogblr #animal art #cats #dogs #digital art #artists of tumblr #my art #artists on tumblr #animals #digital illustration #digital painting #art #animal #cat commission #cat commissions #dog commission #dog commissions #pet commission #pet portrait

[thebibliosphere]

ID: a video of a small tan Shih Tzu barking and growling atop a pink couch, trying to get @mothman-etd’s attention.

Mothman is in his office playing a game and Holly Mop is furious about it. Lots of grumbling and barking in this one.

#holly mop #video #2 years ago she used to fall asleep standing up because she was so afraid of him #now she throws tantrums if he’s not around to sit with her when she wants it #rescue dog

[sandwichfilledwithbees]

Lily: Remus, are you a cat person or a dog person?

Remus: *glances at Sirius*

Remus: cat person

Sirius: *starts to sob*

Sirius: *runs away*

Lily: what was that about?

Remus: it’s... complicated.

#Remus would be afraid of dogs because he’s worried they would smell the wolf #dead gay wizards #marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans

[thediamondarcher]

not nick using nellie to tell charlie how he feels

#heartstopper #hstv #heartstopper comic #nick nelson #charlie spring #nick and charlie #osemanverse #nick x charlie #he's always so afraid to tell charlie how he feels he even uses the dog for it 😭

[7more]

foblr this is us tonight

#nine.txt #i'm so afraid #if they play **** ********* it's over #fall out boy #2ourdust #dogs <3

[themaymoth]

MDZS x TMA AU

The moment that the "What the Ghoul?" trio finally finds out about the creature of The Hunt that they have been housing, feeding, taking on walks and cuddling with.

•••

*on the car ride back home* Lan Jingyi: "Let's go ghost hunting", they said. "It will be fun", they said. "The cute dog we adopted while investigating the supernatural won't unhinge it's jaw and eat the meat monster that was chasing us five minutes ago" they said. Jin Ling: HEY I NEVER SAID THAT Lan Jingyi: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE Lan Sizhui: *completely paralyzed in the backseat with Fairy sleeping on his lap*

#mdzs tma au #mdzs au #mdzs #mxtx #mo dao zu shi #tma au #the magnus archives au #mdzs fanart #my post #my art #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #jin ling #shes such a good girl #fairy gives wwx an actual reason to be afraid of dogs