#ahhhh I need a hobby so bad

[starpros-sunshine]

It's so hard to have a proper conversation when your school friends don't seem to think you're suited for that kind of stuff and the other people you know either are not into what you wanna talk about at all or just not available

#ahhhh I need a hobby so bad #also I'm thinking if I should read crime and punishment in english or in german #the englisj book is cheaper but the german one is just easier #to read I mean #when I'm tired i can't process the english words as well (obvs) so the german stuff is just easier on the mind #but the book is like 4€ more #but then again it doesn't work paying for a book that you can barely read because your brain doesn't let you absorb the words #i realise the irony of this from someone who has jane austen novels and an edition of all sgerlock Holmes stories in english #but those are okay I just don't read them that often because it's exhausting #the books were so pretty though and I can understand english #and it was a good grab imagine paying 24 euros for 6 really really pretty novels in one band how could I Not #hmm yeah I think I'll get the german edition

[termitesisagrandslam]

bad headache again 2day. not gone yet. hopefully it is not something bad 😜 i still suspect it's most likely tension but this is draining me having a near constant headache with occasional really horrible migraines and i am not getting things done ive wanted to get done the past couple weeks bc im afraid of doing anything to make it all worse and also im just kinda drained even when the headache is super mild

#trying to get my health insurance figured out #so i can go to the dr and at the very least get a better pain med #ideally it's nothing serious and it's just a ton of built up tension #my mom wants me 2 get a massage #but idk bc i feel like that money would be better spent elsewhere #considering a massage might not even help #barely looked at screens today which isnt bad #but also my main hobbies are digital art and watching movies and playing video games lol so like... #at least audiobooks dont bother me so ive been listening to some books ive been putting off #unfortunately i havent finished my library book bc reading books also irritates my head #so annoyed rn!!! #and trying not to worry too much #about like worst case scenario brain tumor fears #like i did last time i had bad migraines #ok time 2 get off my phone #i need to sleep but idk how bc i usually smoke pot #but that gives me a headache rn too 🤡 #ahhhh

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[gilverrwrites]

do you have any hcs on how black mask would be romantic or show affection?

You’re asking me about my Black Mask headcanons? It’s been years since I talked about my Black Mask headcanons. Ahhhh. This kind of got away from me there’s loads, don't mind me, just dumping. 🖤🖤🖤

Dropping under a read more cause long post, sorry 🖤🖤🖤

Romance

Roman is very caught up in appearances so he’s very much a gift giver. Likes to buy to expensive clothes and jewellery. If you’re not as financially well off as him, he’ll pay for your haircuts, spa days, whatever you like to have done, so he can show you off, knowing that he has a aided the view, be it by dressing you or keeping you looking relaxed and cared for. Making you feel good about yourself, makes him feel good about himself. You’re like his little toy .

Will also buy you personal gifts that are just for you though. If he sees you looking at things while out, on the spot, “what my baby wants, they get. No expense.”

Or if you mention wanting/needing something, he’ll make sure he obtains it for you. (Or more likely someone who works for him goes and gets it for you.)

He often works long and late hours, so he brings you flowers if he’s been working later than expected. Reserves at least one night a month for you where he can take you out for dinner or whatever you want to do.

HOWEVER, while he’s kind of traditional in his ways of romance, he’s also very self serving. More often than not you’re going to the high end restaurants he chooses. He would never think to take you to a gallery or museum, or somewhere more eccentric unless it was for work.

Typically the gifts he buys, are to his taste. Unless you have picked it out, he’s buying something he specifically wants to see on you, something that matches the image he wants to world to see of you as a couple.

If you want different things you’d have to tell him, and if your tastes are different to his, he will struggle to adjust. Will out right tell you if he thinks your taste or ideas are bad.

Good morning and good night texts when he’s not around. Plus constant messages when he has a spare 5 seconds and is thinking of you.

Will get angsty and paranoid if you don’t text back quick enough.

If you’re spending the night apart, he’ll facetime with you until you fall asleep.

Has your preferred drink order memorised.

Also has your favourite flowers memorised for gifting purposes.

And has all your clothing, shoe, ring sizes memories, also for gifting purposes.

Probably doesn’t actually have those things memorised, he has a guy who keeps note of that stuff for him - but you don’t need to know that.

Like to share his food and drink with you, and vice versa.

After a long night he’ll give you his jacket (and shoes if you’re a heels person) happy to carry your stuff, or even you back to the car

If your hobbies include something with an end product like food or painting or something to that effect, he’ll show all his goons and/or business associates and intimidate them into complimenting it

Giving affection:

Roman is very handsy. Plus he’s hard or hearing so he just generally likes having you as close as possible, easier to hear, easier to feel up.

If you have long hair, he’ll always brush any strays out of your face, want to get a good look at his best gal/boy/whatever you wanna be called.

Straightens your collar, folds away your clothing tags, tucks in your shirt, straightens your necklace etc.

Again it’s about keeping up appearances, but also having an excuse to put his hand in you.

Like, for a man who doesn’t care what people think of him, he cares a lot about what people think of him, you know?

After greeting you with a kiss he always spins you around to get a good look at your outfit. “This is nice, did I get this for you?”

Holds hand when you’re walking together, gotta keep you close and safe. Holds your waist when you’re sitting together.

In the rare occasion your chilling out together, having a lazy day at home, he likes you to be the little spoon, between his legs so he can play with your hair, rub your back, whatever makes you feel relaxed. (This is transactional however, you must return the favour later - he deserves it, he’s always so high strung, give that man a back rub)

When you’re alone together and he wants your attention, he’ll playfully pull your hair, or poke you, or pinch your cheek. (These are like, low level warnings, if you don’t respond appropriately, things will escalate)

If you’re smaller than him, he likes picking you up, twirling you around, comparing your hand sizes.

If you’re bigger/buffer, he likes arm wrestling. Like, if you both want different food for dinner, you’ll settle it with an arm wrestle. Can’t complain if he looses cause he had fun. “Come on then baby, show me who’s boss.”

Probably also does this with smaller s/o’s cause he knows he’ll always win, or you’ll look cute when you’re high on victory (he let you win).

Good at aftercare, like he’ll run both of you a bath, so you can take turns washing each other, then lay together, appreciate the warmth and aromas, enjoy the calm.

Makes sure any marks and bruises are properly tended to. He can be a very tender, gentle man, so long as it’s behind closed doors.

When he has the time, he likes watching you get ready. If you’re struggling to pick something, he will always have an opinion/pick for you.

Also enjoys getting ready together, like you doing up his shirt buttons and tie, him doing up the back of your dress/your shirt and and tie and putting your jewellery on for you.

#black mask #Roman Sionis #black mask x reader #roman sionis x reader #headcanons #long post #gilverrwrites

[meezylovee]

I knew i couldn't commit

ahhhh, its April 5th.

should i be disappointed in myself for missing a day?

i think not.

although, i sit here and try to recall what i even did last night to make me not complete my daily journal entry.

hmmm...

what.. was it..

what was it...

OH!

its the thing I'm typing on.

yeah that's right,

Mama got a new laptop.

i worked hard to get this bad boy. and i am so excited to have it.

don't ask me anything about it. because i don't know. i don't know the specs the CPU the whatever techy stuff.

all i know is that this thing is a MACHINE.

and its got cute little flashy lights and does everything i need without a lag.

I'm excited to start a new game of sims. but i told myself before i play my sims i MUST do a new entry. ESPECIALLY using my laptop, and also getting to listen to my beats on Spotify. :)

i have a long list of things to do, but i am throwing those out to finish this entry and be able to create.. just one sim before i fall asleep.

will i make it ?

only my Jah knows.

JOURNAL QOTD THEME:

YES!! I said Theme!

✨PLAN YOUR NEW ERA✨

JOURNAL QOTD: what does she look like?

currently she looks like a WFH mom. I ran up to my old agency the other day to borrow a monitor for work. i ran into a former co worker and to give her a fair warning in case a stank, cuz i truly couldn't remember when the last time it was that i showered, now that i think of it... did i even brush my teeth? hmmm.. idk.

ANYWAY- NEW ERA HOT MAMA

my 30th birthday is coming up this month, and i really am wanting to stick to a self discovery journey. i have been so wrapped up in kids and relationships and people pleasing that i am so ready to tart to discover who Michaela really is. Meezylovee needs to step out of Michaela or she will never go anywhere with Michaela holding her back. and maybe that's what it is. Maybe my nEw ErA is Meezylovee. Who is Meezylovee? idk. an artist. someone who is into music and the way music makes them feel. She is someone who is calm and chill. Confidant and smart. She is learning how to self discipline and to become a better version of herself. No matter how many hiccups along the way.

Goals

*Self Care- showers and skin care

*make money out of my hobby

*be more present for my kids and family

*EAT BETTER

*morning mediate & Stretch

*stay true

*keep your word

and last but MOST important

*self disciple.

Goodnight world.

jk i will be playing sims. photo challenge: road- didn't leave my house, so here is some ai art i created

#lofi and chill #lofi anime #lofi art #lofi girl #anime #lofi house #ambient lofi #dark lofi #lofi gif #journal #healing journey #public journal #daily entry #daily blog #daily post #feelings #writers on tumblr #writing #writerscommunity #Spotify

[forlix]

OHH very interesting picks!!! i remember watching bsd when it came out and loving the first ed song sm ;; i myself watch more slice of life/shojo and bits of shounen! im still in the process of finishing sxf and jjk haha

absolute all time fave will forever be haikyuu i have a severe emotional attachment to the characters that no other anime/manga could replicate 😭 but a more recent fave has been skip to loafer, it's just so realistic and refreshing how the relationships between characters are written (at least to me!!)

but other than that i consume other anime related media like games genshin, hsr, (although my accs are collecting dust since i haven't played in a good while) and pjsk too! there's a huge overlap of kpop and anime fans so i have no doubt people are going to love your au 💙💙💙

ahhhh so our tastes are pretty different then! i have a very bad attention span so i don't consume media unless i expect it to rock my world and shoujo and slice of life don't cut it most of the time. BUT i have heard INCREDIBLE things about skip to loafer, literally did a double take seeing that name here bc my best friend has been trying to get me to start it for over a year now and i've always been like y'all hear sum looks around. i'll move it up my priority list i promise ...

AND HAIKYUUU!!!!!!! YESSSSSS my first anime ever my first love!! i'm so on board with that. what a revolutionary series ugh no sports anime will ever come close. what is your favorite character(s)team/arc!!! i need to know

and omg i play those games as well. love meeting people who also partake the holy trinity of geeky hobbies (anime, kpop, and video games). would u be down to add me on genshin and/or star rail? 👀

#tysm for the note of confidence!! i hope people love the sxf au too #*inbox

[timeworncalamity]

GIVE ME ASHI AND ELI

(Hewwo <3)

AHHHH TY HONEYYYYY HEWWO HERE FOR U

1: sexuality headcanon

Ashi - Ashi is very openly and happily gay. At one point he thought he might be bi but quickly found out that was not the case and he is only attracted to men.

Eli - im going to be honest i think Eli is either Ace or bisexual? He honestly doesnt really pay attention to gender he just likes who he likes and honestly that is only one person anyway. He also doesnt really feel sexual attraction to strangers.

2: otp

Ashi - Crack the Sky makes me melt and has become a major comfort ship tbh.

Eli - his partner Damon and him are insane but he adore them. They make me super emo ngl.

3: brotp

Ashi - i had to really think about this one but i think it either has to be Vin or Isca?? In canon he ends up being within that group for a hot minute and gets really close to all of them.

Eli - Eli doesnt have many friends bc he isnt very friendly at all but besides Damon the person he is closest to and cares about most is Tom.

4: notp

Ashi - I doubt it would ever happen but god Ashi with Keegan (Scott) is such a bad ship. Its just... its bad dont do it.

Eli - Eli with Tom is just.... nope. Do not. Also Eli with Castor would be extremely fucked up and i do not like it at all.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Ashi - Ashi is super good at playing guitar! Its literally his favorite hobby and he plays alot in private when he has time. Sometimes he might even play in public is hes feeling confident.

Eli - Eli has raptor like claws that he does indeed use to hunt ppl down. He does not hold back and actually enjoys using them to pin prey and tear them apart.

6: favorite line from this character

Gonna be honest i have no idea for either of them on this one.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Ashi - i actually relate to him in so many ways its kind of insane. Hes been around and with me through so much but its made him into the character i love the most. Ill probably have to say we both hate letting people see us cry and bottle things up.

Eli - He is very angry most of the time and because of this hes really quiet. I get really quiet when im mad so i relate to him in those ways.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Ashi - Ashi is the embodiment of a brat at times and sometimes his attitude makes me wanna yeet him into the sun.

Eli - i do get embarrassed about how violent Eli can be at times but dude has alot of anger that comes out in destructive ways.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Ashi - PROBLEMATIC CINNAMON ROLL. HES GOT ISSUES BUT CAN BE SO SILLY AND CUTE

Eli - problematic he needs help, please stop his pain.

#elicore #ashicore #answered ask #polarvoid #HONEYYYY #i just wanna talk about my kids pwease #TY

[hueningshaped]

no because you definitely do have big brain energy!!!!! tumblr why do you hate seeing us happy and in love. "i only ever thought about replying to you and the joy i feel from communicating with u" literally cannot see through my tears why do you have to be so adorable☹️ a button? i mean you're definitely as cute as one😌 about hobbies,,, i used to draw quite a bit but i haven't done that in YEARSS, i feel like nowadays i don't really have anything i could call a hobby quite depressing tbh😐 what about you!!!! and omg stop i don't even really consume mbti content but whenever i come across something my type always gets dragged i love u😭😭 beffie we're in the same boat about astrology i am very bad at it i should be glad that i can name all signs atp🧎🏻 but i find it so interesting so i just got my chart calculated and read on one of those astrology sites online :D i'm a taurus so we're both earth signs😼 (whatever that signifies😭) ooooo another trip!!!! how long will you be gone for!!! as always i hope you have fun and stay healthy🫶🏻🫶🏻 omg i love both dogs and cats but i think i might like cats just a little bit, although i always feel like i'm at a job interview whenever i meet one because i've never had a pet so i get very nervous around them :/ what about you!! do you have a preference + do you have/have you ever had pets😸 that encore stage☹️☹️ one of the first txt vids i ever saw literally could already feel that i would not be able to let go of them anytime soon😵‍💫 AND THE COMPILATION NOOOO :( he is so very dear and precious to me head in hands here's something for u too!! he is gigantic with tiny behavior😞 you could never ever talk too much whenever i get a post notification from you i'm just 💓💘💗❤️🫶🏻 my entire day brightens up immediately!!!! also YES I SAW how did he change hair colors TWICE since my last ask😭 soobin said he will be bleaching it and i just need to know so bad,, my brain is itching for information😾 thank u for the beoms☹️☹️☹️ i always get so happy that you take the time to add some for me and i'm even happier that i get to do the same for you now since i finally managed to set up my new blog!!! - apple, formerly 🧃<3

there’s this movie i love and probably for the inside jokes that it gave me and my sibling but one of the lines is “…thank you. i love you. i knew it the minute i met you. sorry it took so long for me to catch up. i just got stuck…” and i think it really works for what i mean for you. sorry ive been so bad lately. you finally made ur blog and it’s so beautiful <3 of course it fits u so well ~ you’re AS CUTE — CUTER THAN A BUTTON!! honestly it’s hard to have time to do anything we all remotely like since life is so busy so i get u!! i don’t have any besides reading and music haha im boring as frick 🫶🏼 i love u ❤️‍🔥 earth signs woahhhhhh me trying to tie it to atla w/ my limited knowledge haha i just got back and i was driving for most of it 😵‍💫😵‍💫 hey i like cats just a bit more also hehe they’re more our temperament i think haha but AWWW that’s so cute (to me) that seeing one means a lot to you (in that sense) but i hope it’s not a bad nervous 🥺 i have 4 cats and 5 dogs but the cats are more mine rather than the dogs haha (we’re like an animal shelter 😭) i love my kitties more than anything !!!! OMG even though it was literaly 3 seconds THAT VIDEO IS SO PRECIOUS hyukaaaaaa ❤️ u know what’s sick i see ur notif (if tumblr actually does notify me) and i just think about it for a while and anxiously try to clear my schedule just to have a clear head when i do respond to you (it’s a habit ive noticed that applies to ppl i love) and it’s so odd so that’s to blame 😥 sorry im like this 🥺 AHHHH !! soobin never bleached haha but maybe he will for jpn and South Asia tour :0000 who knows hehe truthfully im happy and infinitely lucky you still talk to me ik im very frustrating 🥺 so thank you very very much. i sincerely hope you’re doing well and are safe and taking care, my dearest apple. you mean very much to me ~!!! ALSO THE PICS U ADDED ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!! AHHHH some of my fav really 😽🥹 here are beoms and a song you remind me of even though i just cried to it dw 💓

#ask >3< #[❤️⭐️]—aquí te amo

[monsterfloofs]

Request please Floofs!

A blind date with a goblin who hasn’t dated in years and years but he is in search for a mate 💕

Male Goblin x Reader

(Oh gosh, you must have read my mind! I have been recently working on a new goblin character and wanting to make more stories with Goblins in general! So I am excited to write for him and I have some doodles of him that I will post at the end! This one ended up being a little long sdlslkdfsklf so ahhhh enjoy!!)

You peer at your reflection, taking one last look at your appearance before you head out the door. You mind running back to the previous conversation with your friend.

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” You had been mortified when they had told you the news. They had set you up on a blind date with someone, leaving you in a panicked tizzy. “Can’t I just, you know, stay at home and never see the light of social day again?” Your friend had rolled their eyes,

“Come on! They are, really, really sweet! And besides, you need some action in your life!”

You had cringed away like an old movie vampire does when they would see a cross. Making your friend burst into laughter and pat you on the back. “Look, if you’re really worried, I can go grab my S.O. and go with you, and we could make it a double date--"

“No thanks!” You declare in a huff, “I can embarrass myself just fine without your help!”

You think back to that conversation, and feel bad. In the moment you had been anxious which had made you less than grateful, but you knew that your friend had just been worried about you. You had been curling into your shell more and more lately, turning down invitations to get out of the house and make friends. You made a promise to yourself that if you got out of this date alive, you would apologize. You knew you would have shied away if you hadn't been given that push.

You stop outside the door to your favorite coffee shop, seriously considering to high-tail it back to your home and hide. The only thing that stopped you was knowing that he would be left stood up at that table, and you didn’t have the heart to do that to someone. Squaring your shoulders you push open the door to the little coffee shop. A bell tinkling warmly overhead. Not sure who you should be looking for, you turn your head left to right. Scanning the crowd for anyone who might be able to flag you down.

You spot a figure sitting in the corner of the shop, a pencil poised in their hand as if they had been writing. Wide yellow eyes staring openly at you. You give an awkward smile and raise your hand, giving the tiniest of waves. The goblin jumps into action as soon as you start walking towards them, grabbing the papers that they had spread out on the table and hastily trying to clear a space for you. Stuffing them quickly and unceremoniously into a bag. “H-Hi,” you stammer, “Are you. . . ?”

“Luther,” he supplies back with his own awkward response, when you don’t move to sit down he gives a quick smile. “Would you like to. . . sit down?” You jump at the realization and quickly take a seat, his expression relaxing when you do, “I know your friend from work, they are quite the character,”

You rub the back of your neck and grin sheepishly, “Y-yeah they like to play matchmaker, I h-hope they didn’t um. . . drag you into this, or anything.” Luther’s yellow eyes twinkle before he snickers with delight. “Ah-- so you and I are in the same boat then eh? That makes me feel a lot better,” He thinks for a moment before smiling kindly, “Actually, I really don’t mind,” He clears his throat awkwardly, “I don’t get out of the house much myself, always cooped inside reading books.”

“What do you like to read?” You ask and they blink in surprise before looking down, “Oh. . . nothing much,” They murmur, “Engineering. . . things like that.”

Your brows raise, interest piqued. “Mechanical Engineering? That. . . doesn’t sound like light reading,” You give a little smile, attempting to tease them. Luther shrugs, a big goofy grin spreading across his face. “What can I say? It’sa hobby of mine.” Your eyes crinkle, “That sounds. . . really cool,” You confess, “Is there uhm. . . any projects you have been working on lately?” Luther grins a sharp grin and he laughs, “I don’t think you want me to get started talking about that, you won’t be able to shut me up once I get going.” You laugh, feeling instantly better about your blind date.

#monster x human #monster x reader #exophilia #sfw #goblin x human #goblin x reader

[nagipops]

hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^

RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!

FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino

WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe

A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖

NARUTO

you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?

yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling

its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???

definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)

holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.

asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village

jiraiya was so proud of him T-T

comes up with the WORST pickup lines

they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost

has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere

it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him

you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea

concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong

he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,

“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”

you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.

SAKURA

100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you

they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???

writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror

“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”

her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would

does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again

like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair

her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats

ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.

eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters

loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly

but she especially loves chihuahuas

they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself

dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails

she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3

SHIKAMARU

this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.

is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.

it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him

tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭

just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again

hates checkers, loves chess

“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara

i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling

like that’s his hidden talent

can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm

speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue

like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it

he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible

wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.

thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at

you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day

plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)

INO

teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair

like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair

sakura was just fuming in the sidelines

“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”

yeah, ino 🙄

the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr

ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy

also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not

and definitely judges you for your sign 😣

“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”

makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower

only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)

one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff

also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes

also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands

can play a badass flute solo. period.

CHOJI

would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus

he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY

he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??

whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food

“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”

“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”

he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!

asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles

it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D

he really likes crayons!!!!

like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them

he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.

definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town

he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies

i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk

like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH

he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3

NEJI

he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.

just cucumber

like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah

it’s mellow and cool, just like him!

speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials

it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well

seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.

i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why

like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye

CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows

who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute

he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul

he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T

also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you

LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.

i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature

he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna

it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶

ROCK LEE

100% milly rocks everywhere

gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing

“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”

they also dab together. a lot

DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.

definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party

he’s mad skilled at it too

headspins and windmills galore

challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him

lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back

naruto obliged, and he STILL lost

RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T

i feel like his favorite subject is science

not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS

definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair

but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time

created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day

and it was actually working

girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face

he was so abashed at the sudden attention

heck, it even worked on sakura

“oi, lee-san!”

“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”

her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder

“hey... lee-san?”

“what is it?”

“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”

legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.

TENTEN

has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast

it’s like a superpower

like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting

naruto is so jealous.

she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things

taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them

she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool

made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them

i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes

LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds

like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!

hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs

she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan

sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this

but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)

KIBA

kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not

like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect

you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house

it’s pure artwork

i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭

kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.

he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO

he just wallowed there... in shame...

also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!

he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence

not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost

okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!

seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7

it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning

10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️

HINATA

always smells like lavender soap. always

also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things

oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)

everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters

and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭

naruto goes BALLISTIC over them

she lets him have all of them <3

tennis girl!!! tennis girl.

all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet

but she has a KILLER serve

and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)

she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance

i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies

she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional

also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!

color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane

everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^

SHINO

shino is SO easy to prank

“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*

“eyemaster bait. that is because—”

even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE

tried his hand at writing haikus

here’s his best one so far:

“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame

VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect

praise it, pls

had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid

and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.

he loves the little chitters of the different bugs

he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room

collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)

HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says

“my ants”

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The Guy Next Door

Heeyyy y’all! I’m so terribly sorry that I made you all wait for this chapter! But I hope I can make up for it when you read it 💓 Since I’m getting newer readers (which I’m blessed for) Let me know if you’d like to be added in the tag list and I got you 💓 Enjoy babies

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Warning 18+: Cursing , Death , Death by Drowning , Blood , Violence , Trauma , Nudity , Self Care , & Fluff 💗 a bunch of Fluff .

Pairing: Henry Cavill(Ronan-POV) x African American Woman(Amunet)

Description: While Ronan tries to ensure his hobbies will stay a secret, he plans something nice for Amunet.

Word Count: 6.5K

Chapter 6: Patterns

Ronan had gotten up the next morning, last night still heavy on his mind as if it was just a fever dream. But no— her being here was all the proof he had needed. He’d reached over and placed a gentle kiss atop her head, allowing his lips to linger there for a moment before he carefully pulled away. Standing up from the bed, he’d stretched out his body—letting out a soft groan, and walked into the bathroom so he could start his day.

He’d made a decent breakfast spread, just in case there was something that she didn’t like and wrote a little note to let her know that he was leaving for work: Good Morning Flower, I have some assortments of breakfast downstairs waiting for you if you’re hungry. I’m headed off to work. You can stay with me long as you need to. I don’t mind, I like having you around. All my love, Ron. And he went upstairs and placed the crimped notebook paper on the pillow so it would be the first thing she saw when she woke up. Ronan had taken a minute to look at her, admiring her beauty and peacefulness as she slept. She looked relaxed, and in reality it was all he wanted for her. But him being with her would be bad for the both of them. She had no idea of the crimes he committed, what kind of evil and vile person he became when he wanted blood. It could scare her if she found out. But she had already lost so much… It would kill him to see her heartbroken like when she told him her family passed, so he had to figure out a plan. And fast.

Ronan was in his office, clearing some paperwork for a few bodies that would be coming in this week. One of them being a victim he’d had the pleasure of killing. A woman who stayed about a mile down the road. He’d even gotten some pictures from forensics. Ronan flipped through the gory, bloody pictures with fascination written all over his face. She was a beauty. The woman was naked, throat slit and stabbed once below her right breast. She had such nice tits she did. He was cursing himself because he wasn’t able to fuck her senseless before he took her life.

His evil thoughts were interrupted by a knock on his door. ‘Come in.’ He cleared his throat, before closing her file and watching his coworker Harry walk in the door. Harry was a tall and thick male with honey eyes, pale skin and blonde hair. He looked something of an angel, so mythical and beastly. Ronan quickly stood to his feet, ‘hey man what the hell is wrong with you?!’ Harry seem puzzled at first, and then it clicked! ‘Ahhhh,’ he clicked his tongue as a chuckle rolled off his tongue.

‘You didn’t go along with the plan Harry. I told you not physically hurt her! Instead you gave her a busted lip, cut her and she even fell down the fucking stairs.’ Ronan’s eyebrows were pulled into one, clearly pissed off that Harry didn’t listen to him. Harry rolled his eyes and chuckled, ‘I had to make it look real Ro. You act like I was the one that pushed her down those stairs! Plus, How would it have looked if I was just too easy on her? Not to mention! She almost shot me. The fucking gun wasn’t loaded. What would you have done?’

Ronan rubbed his face in annoyance, before folding his arms across his chest. Harry raised a brow then took a closer look at him, his hazel eyes slightly grew as he leaned in, taking a closer look at his friend. ‘Wait— hold on—‘ he studied him closely before he smirked, ‘You have feelings for her don’t you?’

‘That’s not any of your business Harry.’ He unfolded his arms and started stacking the files on top of one another. Harry never took his glare off of him, ‘Right— well, I decided to stick around a little longer. Heard you two in there fucking like porn stars- I would say you either used me to get her to come over and fuck her- Or you actually have feelings for the bitch.' Ronan hissed, hands slamming on his desk, 'You watch your fucking mouth addressing her in that manner.' His bright blue eyes crazed like some kind of monster. 'Oh! There he is!' Harry said in a teasing manner, staring back into Ronan's deep blue hues. 'Relax-' Harry chuckled and shrugged his shoulders, 'I’m only fucking around.’ He cackled once more, ‘Well, i'll start working on this female that we just got in today. Should look at the breasts on her. She could've fed a village!'

He kept his glare on Harry as he turned around and walked out of his office. Ronan felt a shiver slip down his spine. If Harry hadn't been a friend of his since their younger years, he would've carved his eyes out of his head and gut him like a fish.

Ronan was examining the body after he’d taken numerous pictures of the corpse. He looked closely at the wounds he’d created. Ronan was always fascinated by his own work, and it wasn’t often where he would get his own victims at his family’s funeral home. This was like a treat for him. He’d taken the scalpel off of the clean tray and cut along the dotted lines, “Y” that was written at her shoulders and then down the middle of her torso. ‘IM NOT IN LOVE—‘ the sudden outburst from Harry caused Ronan to cut off track. He growled through his mask, ‘HARRY!’ Harry looked back quickly as he pulled out his AirPod, ‘Yes?’

‘DO—‘ he took a deep breath before gritting his teeth together. ‘Do— you mind?! Sing to yourself Dammit.’

‘Alright! Jeez—sorry!’ Harry said in an apologetic tone as he put his AirPod back inside of his ear and turned back around to get the paperwork ready for the corpse. He popped his gum as he turned on his heels and approached Ronan as he was spreading the layers of skin apart. ‘Hmmm, let’s see if she looks good on the inside as she does on the outside.’ Harry smirked as he pulled his glasses out of his pocket and placed it over his eyes.

Ronan pulled out the rib spacers and pried her ribs apart which immediately revealed her blackened lungs. ‘Ohhh… a serious case of Emphysema. Heavy smoker.’ He narrowed his eyes as he noticed that the knife he’d stabbed her with, punctured her lung. He didn’t realize he had went so deep. ‘Punctured right lung—‘ he’d reached over and grabbed the measuring tape and measured the length, ‘about 1 and a half inches horizontally…’ ‘uhmmm hmmm.’ Harry hummed in agreement as he wrote down the notes.

Ronan gently lifted up the set of lungs and carried them to the scale, ‘Right lung, 320g. Left lung, 270g.’ He’d then placed the the organs in the arms of Bridget, who was an assistant for her father. He was about to examine the heart when he felt a constant buzzing in his pocket. He’d raised a brow and looked at Harry, ‘Come grab my phone. Answer it and put it to my ear.’ He said. When Harry slid the green button to the right, he placed it right on his ear so his shoulder could be used for leverage.

‘Heyyy!’

His heart thudded hard in his chest when he heard the sound of her harmonic voice. ‘Hey there. How’d you sleep?’ He asked with a smirk on his face. Harry pouted playfully, holding his hands over his heart. ‘Awwww so shweet. Him so in loooove.’ He whispered and placed the clipboard down. Ronan rolled his eyes as the smile never faltered on his lips.

‘I slept good. Would’ve been better if I woke up and you were there though. Thank you for breakfast by the way. It was lovely.’ She giggled softly, ‘What are you doing? How is work?’ She had asked him. Ronan looked down, his blue eyes glancing up and down the corpse, ‘I’d rather spare you the details. Just know it’s not tasteful,’ he chuckled and examined the heart before walking it over to the scale. ‘What are you doing? You sound like you’re out and about.’

‘Well I am. I’m actually at the school board. I didn’t want to stay in the house if you weren’t there. Plus, I’m ready to back into the classroom. And the only way to start that, is to get my certification to teach here.’

‘Ah! Nice Sweet pea, good for you. Hey, I want to talk to you when I get home. Don’t you worry, it’s nothing bad—‘ he knew how bad those words could sound to her. To anybody for that matter. So he had to reassure her that for the most part, things were good between them.

‘OK. Well, then I won’t keep holding you up. I’m still waiting for these folks to call me back so I can fill out some paperwork. Just shoot me a text when you’re able.’

The smile returned to his face and he bit into his bottom lip. He wanted to stay on the phone with her, but the quicker he got these bodies done— the quicker he could get out of here. ‘OK. I’ll see you soon. Alright— later.’ He motioned for Harry to come grab the phone after she hung up and he shoved it in his pocket. ‘Oof! You are smitten my guy!’ Harry chuckled as he pointed at his friend. Ronan’s head fell as he tried to hide that burning blush and a smile that he couldn’t help— but was hurting his face. ‘Can we just finish this please?’ He laughed as he looked up at Harry. ‘Hold on— Bridget— look at him.’ Bridget walked over to stand next to Harry, ‘Hm?’

‘What kind of smile is that?’ Harry jerked his head forward as his arms were folded across his chest.

Bridget’s head fell to the side, her brown eyes narrowed at him as she smirked herself! ‘Well, that’s not hard to distinguish. That’s a smile of a man who has a crush on someone!’ ‘SEE!’ Harry cackled and clasped his hands together. ‘See?! Everyone can see right through that tough skin you got Ron. Oh boy your parents will be thrilled to hear about this—‘

‘They won’t hear anything about it.’

Ronan’s mood quickly shifted, when his parents were brought up. Well, it wasn’t exactly his mother he had a problem with. All of the beef was with his father. He loved his mother to absolute pieces, but he knew telling her his business would result in her telling his father. ‘Uh oh. You and old man going at it again?’ Harry asked as Bridget walked off back towards the weighing station. Ronan’s eyes slowly drifted from his friends worrisome eyes back towards the half— emptied corpse that lie between them. ‘We’ll talk about about it later.’ And Harry picked up his clipboard and got ready to take down more notes.

***

Surprisingly with 3 autopsies, he got done around 3pm. So he decided to go to the florist and picked out some pink and white ombré roses, red roses, purple and white ombré carnations and purple daisies. The florist said it would take her about 40 minutes to put it together, so he paid ahead of time and decided to go to Target to grab a few things.

Ronan had gently pulled a bright red shopping cart away from another one and pushed it off into the grocery section of the store. He grabbed wine, steak, potatoes, onions, broccoli, mini tea light candles and even got some stuff to make some cinnamon rolls from scratch! Though he was excited for their evening, he still couldn’t help but feel awful about the shit that she unknowingly went through because of him. He had to do something else. But what?

He was standing in the middle of the walk way, looking around at items he was thinking about gifting her. Ronan looked up in frustration, but the softly swinging “Beauty & Self Care” sign caught his attention. His eyes twinkled as an idea teased his brain. A slow grin curled on his lips as he quickly made his way to the hair care section. But then he was startled by all of the women in the isle. He’d quickly turned around and walked down the isle parallel to that one. He never really had to shop for another woman before when it came this kind of stuff. So he was definitely lacking the knowledge.

He’d walked back to the end of the isle to peak around the corner. His eyes scanned the remaining women who stood there looking at hair care products. One woman had wavy blonde hair, silky smooth and she looked like she paid top dollar to keep her hair healthy. But she wasn’t the one he wanted to study. The other woman had a large, lively, and beautiful bun that had real sun flowers in it. He was absolutely mesmerized about how she got her hair like that. And how she got her baby hairs to slick down the way they did. The woman was a work of art she was!

Ronan cleared his throat as he found himself staring way too long and he walked back to his shopping cart. He took a deep breath, pushing the cart down the aisle and on to the next one where the two women stood. Ronan watched from afar, leaning over a bit to see the tag or even the color of the bottle. But then he couldn’t see it, the woman was unknowingly blocking him from seeing the bottle. So once the blonde chick finally picked up a few bottles and walked off, he stepped forward to look at the shampoo she picked out. Not that he was truly thinking about getting it. He was trying to see what she had in this angle.

He found himself slowly scooting his way closer towards the woman to see what she was reading about and what the difference was between all of these different selections of shampoo and conditioner. The girl had finally settled with something but she saw that he’d quickly shifted his attention back towards the Sulfate Shampoo before him. The pretty brown skinned woman’s head fell to the side as she studied the tall, beefy guy before her. ‘May I help you with something?’

‘Hmm?!’ He was actually quite stunned that she had offered to help. But, he was such a man. He denied her help. ‘No— I… I think I got it.’ Such a damn liar!

She stared at him a little longer as she sunk her teeth into her bottom lip and nodded, ‘OK! As you wish…’ and she started to turn away.

Oh poor Ronan! He didn’t mean it! So he just called out, ‘How—? …’ he exclaimed, ‘I’m sorry this is all very new to me.’ The small woman turned on her heels, with a soft smile on her face. ‘I knew you needed help. What do you need?’ She walked up to him and looked down at his hands. ‘I just— I…’ he didn’t know exactly how to word it without being offensive. ‘Well— my girlfriend—‘ oh? You’re calling her your girlfriend now Ronan? Cute. ‘She has hair like yours. And she’s been— under a lot of stress lately. I just want to take some worry off of her… how do you do that?’ He asked as he pointed at her pretty bun.

The girl’s eyebrows tugged together and she placed her hand over her chest, ‘Aw! That’s so nice! Such a lucky girl!’ She giggled and took the white bottle out of his hand and placed it back on the shelf. ‘For starters, YouTube university can teach you how to throw your woman’s hair up in a bun. It may be very easy for us— but hard for you. So, study first,’ she said in a teasing tone. ‘Secondly, you don’t want to touch any of that stuff. It’s very damaging for her hair. I don’t even know any black woman who washes their hair with that crap!’ She giggled and brought him down towards the end of the aisle. ‘Here we are!’ She opened her arms out towards the very broad selection of things. ‘Now, it’s not a huge selection and it is pricy. But you will get your money’s worth. This—‘ she picked up a pink and black bottle. ‘This is my personal favorite. I’ll always buy this stuff. It’s owned by Black folks so— they know black hair.’ She then placed it in his hand and bit into her bottom lip. ‘You can also get her oils for her hair to keep her hair hydrated and moisturized.’ The girl gave him a charmed smile and clasped her hands together.

Ronan was taken back by all of this information, it just took him a moment to register it. ‘Oh— alright…’ he scoffed as he scratched the back of his head and gently placed the shampoo In the shopping cart. ‘Thank you— miss. I’m not exactly— good at asking those around me for help.’ He chuckled as he started to snatch little things off of the shelf such as: Scrunchies, Oils, Bobby pins, anything that he figured she would like.

The woman let out a harmonic laugh, ‘I can tell. Well, if you don’t need anything else— then you take care stranger. Take care of that beautiful girlfriend that you have and have a good one.’ And she whisked away like a ballerina.

That was by far the most memorable moment of his life. He’d never forget that woman for her good deed.

Then there was that song again. “I’m not in love.” By 10cc. He stood there in the aisle, looking up at the intercom speaker. His eye twitched, he was so damn sick of this song. It was like everyone wanted to sing it today. So he just cursed, and went to pick out bubble bath, epson salt and lavender oil for her bath water. 

There was another woman who was walked down the body wash isle who had her baby hairs slick down in patterns that were so pretty— he wanted to try that too! So he stared at the woman, his head falling to the side as he studied the swirls and swoops. But unlike the last girl, she quickly noticed that he was staring. She snapped her head at him with an uneasy glare on her face, ‘What?!’

Ronan was snapped out of his daze at her sudden outburst, it caused him to blink a few times to wet his eyes again. ‘Oh— sorry I didn’t … realize I was staring.’ He quickly looked away in embarrassment and then back at the woman as she picked up a body wash set. ‘Um, excuse me miss. But— how do you do that?’

The woman raised a brow and her face scrunched up together. ‘How do I do what?’ She pressed her things to her chest.

‘Those little — swoop thingies. They’re so pretty… I just wouldn’t even know where to start!’ Ronan, as big as he was, was looking and feeling hell of vulnerable asking these peoples questions about how they tend to their hair. But honestly, his happiness outshined that vulnerability and his insecurity of asking people of help. People thought since he was so big and very well educated, that he had it all figured out.

The girl let out a sliver of laughter, ‘you?!—‘ Ronan took offense to this. She was laughing at his ignorance. ‘Well, listen—‘ she said as she recovered herself from her laughing state, ‘This is going to sound outrageous because— yall men can’t seem to get it down when it comes to natural hair.’ She thought for a moment before placing her set down, ‘Wait here. I will be right back.’

‘Oh—OK?’

And the girl quickly dashed off to another aisle. It didn’t take her long, in fact it probably took her less than a minute! She came back with a simple tooth brush in one hand and the other hand with a container that read: “Edge Control.”.

Ronan narrowed his eyes, immediately thinking she was fucking around with him. ‘Is this a tooth brush?’ The girl nodded with a smirk, ‘This is probably the smallest brush I could find here. I could send you to the beauty supply store, but your questions and confusion will only be multiplied. Take these, watch a YouTube video of how girls do it for textured hair. It will take patience.’ His eyebrows raised and placed the two items in his cart. ‘Alright. Well— thank you miss.’ He gave her a nod and she laughed, ‘No problem! You just made my day! Take care now!’ And she picked up her items and walked off.

***

Poor confused and impatient Ronan decided to mount his phone up on his dashboard mount and watch YouTube videos on how black women took care of their hair. One of the girls used a tooth brush and he started to feel better about this. He’d even sat out in the driveway a little once he’d pulled up and noticed that her car was no there. ‘Good. She’s not home. So he sat in there until he felt comfortable and positive that he could achieve this specific look for Amunet.

Once he had gathered all of the bags and his belongings, he had walked over to the front door and opened it up. Ronan quickly placed all of the food on the counter and rushed to his bathroom to set up when he heard the door bell ring. A small smile curled on his face and rushed out of the bedroom and then down the stairs. He opened the door quickly, and so hard he almost tugged the damn door off of the hinges to simply get to her.

‘Hey.’ She grinned and gave him a gentle wave.

His blue eyes roamed all over her face, her body and then down to the Manila folder she held gently in her hand. ‘Hi—‘ he leaned against the door frame with a smirk, ‘Well don’t you look cute and,’ And he sank his teeth into his bottom lip. She wore a white shirt with a ginger orange leather jacket, simple skinny jeans and black high heels. And on her head was a cute little black beanie. ‘Cozy.’ He chuckled and looked a little past her. Watching as the cool air, picked up a cold breeze and blew some leaves out of a pile. ‘Come inside, let’s get you some hot chocolate?’ And he instantly grabbed her hand and pulled her inside of the house.

Taking her coat, he smiled gently at her gasp when she saw the beautiful flowers sitting on the kitchen counter. ‘Ronan!’ He watched as she approached the bouquet. ‘Are these for me?’ She asked as she scooped them up into her arms and cradled the flowers like a newborn baby. ‘They wouldn’t be here if they weren’t sweet pea.’ He said as his head fell to the side, watching the happiness grow on her pretty face.

After he had placed her jacket in the closet, he walked into the kitchen and got some milk heated up for her hot chocolate. He’d even found some Lindt chocolate balls to give the beverage more of a richer taste. And he finished it with some marshmallows on the top. ‘Here you go. I hope it warms you up.’ Ronan placed the cute mug on a matching mini plate and carefully carried it to her.

‘Awww. Thank you! I wasn’t expecting the temperature to drop so quickly like this! I thought we were in Florida not in Michigan.’ She giggled as she gently took the plate and mug from him.

‘Well it only gets colder and colder down here, I hope you have plenty of jackets.’ He said as he walked back around the counter and washed his hands. He started preparing their dinner. ‘Hmmmm I’ve had such a long daaaay!’ She whined out.

‘Good,’ he said before turning around and washing his hands once again. ‘You can tell me all about it while you relax in the bath I got ready for you.’

Ronan had gone upstairs and gotten her bath water together. He’d dropped a pink cute little bath bomb in the water and when the water made it half way, he squeezed some bubble bath liquid beneath the faucet and poured some epsom salt in afterwards.

He’d locked the door so she wouldn’t walk in on him putting her “gift” together. He took the mini tea lights and lit them, placing some on the counter, around the tub, on the tub. Once he was finished, he stood up straight with his hands on his hips. Ronan smiled, so proud of his work.

Knock, Knock ‘Ronan? Is everything OK in there?’ She asked calmly.

Ronan looked over his shoulder and swiftly turned around to unlock the door. When he had opened it, he’d been expecting her to already be naked. He sized her, ‘Why are you clothes still on?’ His eyebrows pulled together.

‘Well I didn’t thi—‘

‘Shh, shh. I’d just simply have to punish you later for disobeying me. Anyhow, I think I’d find great pleasure undressing you myself.’ He mused and stepped to the side so she could walk in.

‘Oh— wow! You weren’t kidding after all!’ She stood there in disbelief, her little hands on her cheeks to try to hide her happiness. ‘Ronan,’ she turned around to face him, dimples deepening in her cheeks as her goofy yet, cute little grin grew by the second. ‘What is all of this?’

‘What is all of what?’

‘This— all of this? —‘ she paused for a second, ‘What did you do?’

Ronan’s eyes slightly grew and he bit his tongue. Well, he did have his best friend/coworker come scare her into his arms to take the suspicion off of him. And he’s been out here killing people deliberately right under her nose. ‘N-nothing! I just wanted to do something nice for you! You mentioned being at school board and — I know you’ve been trying to work so… I want to help you relax!’

More like making up for having his friend almost kill her.

The two stared at one another for a moment before her smile had returned. 'Fine. But I know you're up to something mister!'

He chuckled and walked over to her, grabbing the hem of her shirt and pulled it over her head once she lifted her arms. Ronan folded her shirt up gently in his hands before setting it on top of the toilet gently. He then got on his knee in front of her and pulled her leg up so she could rest her heel on his lap. He unhooked the strap and slipped the heel off of her foot. A sweet and gentle kiss was placed on her ankle as he looked up at her with soft eyes. Ronan had done the same thing with her other foot before he reached up and unbuttoned her jeans.

With no effort at all, he slipped them off her hips and then her panties followed. Ronan swallowed his spit, trying to bottle up his excitement. He wanted to make her feel good yes, but in a different way. He wanted her to feel like she was loved and appreciated. A man could bed a woman all he wants, but it was the little things that made them feel worthy. He placed kisses on her knee, up her thigh and the kisses stopped at her hip.

Netty let out a pleased sigh as she allowed him to indulge on her body.

Ronan looked up at her with a soft smile before he gently stood up to his feet. He reached behind her and gently pulled her scrunchy out of her hair and her pretty curly locks fell down her back. He reached up and pushed some of her hair that fell in front of her eyes; pushing it behind her ears. She was so pretty! She had the prettiest brown eyes and the most intoxicating and addictive smile. 'Turn around.' he asked politely before taking her hand and gently spinning her around.

He unhooked her bra and pushed the straps off of her shoulders before leaning down and placing a tender kiss on her shoulder, trailing the kisses to the nape of her neck.

Amunet’s head fell back against his chest, her eyes fluttering open to look up at him. She gave him a small little smile, ‘You know, you keep touching me like this— I’ll just have to say let’s skip the bath.’

Ronan’s head fell to the side as he allowed his fingers to mindlessly touch with her curls. ‘Hmmm, tempting—‘ he chuckled and licked his lips. ‘We can attempt later, but for now— I insist. Go ahead, I don’t want your water getting cold.’ He held his hand out towards the tub as she looked back at him with pleading eyes.

‘Alright.’ She said softly and reached out for his hand so he could help her get in and sit in the tub.

***

Ronan was sitting on a stool comfortably right behind where her head relaxed. The two were sitting in a comfortable silence as he massaged that shampoo into her hair. Every once in a while, Amunet would let out a pleased sigh as he helped her get rid of that tension in her head. ‘How does that feel?’ He asked proudly, he couldn’t help that cocky grin that curled on his lips. Nothing made him more proud to know that he knew how to please a woman without using his tongue or dick; but in this situation— it was indeed his fingers.

‘Hmmmm, that’s so good babe. Thank you for this. You know I really don’t know when the last time I had a wash day. Two weeks ago?’ She asked herself puzzled before she closed her eyes again.

‘It doesn’t matter now,’ he smiled as he squeezed the lathered shampoo from her locks and dumped his hand in the water. ‘I don’t mind doing this. If you ask me, this is actually pretty fun!’ And then he paused, back tracking for a second, ‘And you just called me babe.’

Amunet’s eyes flashed open and she looked up at him. Her eyebrows tugged together in softly, did she think she was starting to get too comfortable? ‘I—‘

‘Don’t worry about it… I like it. I like the way you say it… maybe you should call me that more often hm?’ He smiled softly at her as she looked up at him with softened eyes. And he returned the glare before placing a gentle kiss on her forehead and went back to rubbing her head. ‘OK, let’s rinse this out and start on the conditioner!’ He sounded so excited; like a child discovering something extraordinary for the first time.

Ronan watched her scoot down a little bit, sinking her shampooed hair into the water. ‘You’re so pretty baby girl.’ She flashed him a grin and he returned it with reassurance before he violently shoved her beneath the water.

Amunet fought him; screaming beneath the water, kicking and scratching at his arms and face. She managed to poke him in his eye, ‘AHHH! URGGHH!’ She sat up quickly, taking in a deep breath, so disoriented, she struggled to get up so it was easy for him to grab her by her shoulders once again and shove her beneath the water. She fought harder, but the harder she fought, the weaker she’d become. And soon enough, the movement slowed and finally it came to a complete stop.

Ronan took a deep breath and closed his eyes. ‘Ugh— you’re a strong little bitch aren’t ya? … not anymore you’re not.’ He said before he pushed the suds out of his view of her face. ‘You’re such a doll baby.’ He said softly before reaching in the water and ran his fingers over her cheek. Then he was taken back when he saw a drop of blood hit the water. Placing his finger tips up against his stinging cheek bone, he felt something thick, wet and warm. Ronan looked at his finger tips to see blood and a lot of it. She had gotten him pretty damn good.

— ‘what are you thinking about?’

‘Hm? —‘ Ronan understood her question the first time, he knew what she had asked him but he just needed to process what the hell he was thinking about. ‘Nothing mama. Just— you.’ He gave her a smirk as he continued to rinse her hair out.

Once Ronan was done rinsing the shampoo out of her hair, squeezed out the remaining water and added the conditioner to her hair. ‘Now… the bottle says to keep it in for about 10-15 minutes. I’m going to go start up dinner while you relax up here OK? Just give me a shout if you need me.’ He squat leaned over and placed a tender kiss on her lips.

‘OK.’ She grinned happily and laid back against the towel and closed her eyes.

Ronan was downstairs, pulling the vegetables out of the refrigerator when his thoughts betrayed him once again. Just flashing back to what he could’ve done to her. On a regular day, that wouldn’t have bothered him. Ronan loved the struggle and being the one in charge of another’s life but her? — He would never hurt her, not in that way. And that’s what made all of this scary! He never really felt this way about someone before. She was different from all the women that he’d seen and that was a problem. He was trying to get rid of her, not allow her to dig her hooks into him further!

He threw the broccoli into a steamer and peeled the potatoes. He cut them up, rinsed them off and then placed them in a large pot so they could boil.

After he was done, he jogged back up the stairs and walked towards the bathroom. She had already rinsed out the conditioner and the bathroom smelled of some body wash he’d bought her too. She had a towel wrapped around her curvy body and one around her head. ‘I thought I told you I’ll be back.’ He chuckled and walked into the bathroom, wrapping his arms around her waist.

‘Well you’ve done enough Ronan. Don’t curse me for just doing this one thing!’ She giggled, resting her body against his as she looked up at him.

‘OK then fine. But I get to do this last thing and I shall hand you back your free will.’ He chuckled as he kneeled in front of the bathroom sink, pulling out the bag that contained all of the things he needed so he could do her hair.

Amunet’s eyebrows pulled together in wonder, but an immediate laugh escaped her lips when she figured out his plan. ‘Oh! Ronan no! I can do it myself! Seriously!’ She practically begged him, placing her hand on his shoulder in reassurance.

His eyebrows tugged into one and he made a face, ‘No. I bought it. I plan on using it— on you. Listen, what’s the worse that could happen hm? It’s only a brush, hair gel, coconut and tea tree oil and this!’ He pulled out the tooth brush and placed it on the counter.

It caused her to laugh even harder.

Ronan tried his damnedest to be serious but her laugh was so contagious, it just allowed him to laugh too. ‘What? What is so damn funny Netty?!’ He asked as he did his best to suppress his laughter but the more she laughed the harder it became. When she finally simmered down from her laughone State, sighed softly.

‘How did you even know where to find this stuff Ro?’

He thought for a second, trying to figure how to say not sound like a lunatic. ‘Well, —‘ he was going to lie but, he’d been lying enough. ‘These girls saw me struggling and decided to help me out. Trust me, I didn’t know you could even use a tooth brush for anything other than your teeth.’ He felt like such an idiot. But, if it meant for her to smile— he would do idiotic shit every time.

She placed her hand over her chest and she pouted her lip in the most adorable way. ‘Awwww Rowwy! That’s so sweet! You went out there and looked like a freakin’ dork for me!’ The idea made her heart flutter. And made her all the more smitten.

‘Ehhh I wouldn’t say all of that now—‘ yes he would. Because he did! ‘Let’s just— get this done. I have the food on the stove.’

Ronan remembered the tutorial and remembered to brush from the ends of the hair and then slowly make your way upwards to the root. Doing it the other way could damage her roots, scalp, and even pull out her hair! Then what the hell would he be able to grab on when he’s behind her?

Her hair was still a little damp, so he dropped some oils in her hair to keep her scalp moisturized and then he started to brush her hair up into a bun. He had even noted to leave some of her edges out to do some cute little baby hairs. Well, — he’d make the attempt.

Ronan looked down at her with great pride! ‘Done!’ He grinned happily after swooping her baby hairs to the best of his ability.

(This is the idea)

‘Done?! Really? That quick?’ Amunet’s eyes grew in shock, it was never quick for her to do her hair. Even though she’d had it for 37 years, it was always hard to maintain, so she even cut it twice! She stood up and walked over to the mirror.

He sat up straight with a soft smile, his heart ramming like a hammer in his chest. He gauged her reaction, she didn’t look upset or super happy. Just s little shocked! ‘Do— do you like it? Did I mess up something? I could try again! I can fix it!’ He stood up quickly and walked over to her. He was actually worried that she didn’t like it. He even watched her press her finger tips against her slicked down edges. And then she turned around to face him with a small smile.

‘I like it.’

Ronan sighed in relief and placed his hand over his face, ‘Really?! You really like it?’

Netty stared up at him sweetly before wrapping her arms around his waist and placing a soft kiss on his lips. ‘I don’t just like it Ronnie. I love it.’

#henry cavill #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher geralt #august #august walker #daddy #henry cavill fanfic #henry cavill x black reader #henry cavill x plus size reader #the guy next door

[oh-boy-me]

Can I please see MC beating the brothers at something they would normally excel at? Thank you, and have a great day or night! 💚

Hello look I’m finally getting back to old requests!  Surprise, 💚 anon!

Also, I chose specific things for MC to beat them at, because it made it easier to formulate thoughts.

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Lucifer: Chess

Hmm.  This is.  He doesn’t like this.

He’s the demon of pride.  He’s supposed to be--no, he is--the best at everything.  Diavolo and Barbatos are the only ones allowed to hold a candle to him.

“Congratulations, MC,” he says out loud.  “It was a fluke.  I let them win.  There’s no way they actually beat me,” he says to himself.  He tries to hide his bad mood, but it’s pretty noticeable that he’s seething in his seat.

He needs to reclaim his throne, and they better not even think about letting him win or they’ll just make things worse.  Is this a healthy way to handle defeat?  Absolutely not.  But a hit to his pride is a hit to his pride, and he doesn’t take those as well as he’d like you to think.

The only way for MC to remedy this quickly is to point out that he taught them these skills.

Honestly the fact that it was chess specifically doesn’t really matter.  Lucifer is only fine with being second best at something if it’s luck-based (like Candy Land), or if he REALLY doesn’t care about it (like Candy Land).

Just kidding.  He will destroy them at Candy Land if it’s the last thing he does.

Mammon: Card Games

I tried to keep things related to their sins out of this, because being beaten at your sin would probably make you question your identity.  But with Mammon most of his hobbies seem to tie into his sin in some way, so I think this is our best option.

Anyway, Mammon isn’t happy about this by any means, but it’s also not going to ruin his day like it’d ruin Lucifer’s.

Like, he’ll grumble about it.  And complain.  Loudly.  He might even spam the group chat complaining about it while MC is still right next to him shuffling cards, and then Asmo will say “lol” and Lucifer will accuse him of something unrelated and that’ll make him grumble more.

And MC might have to step in somehow to get him to stop pouting.

If they were playing for money, he’s gonna keep demanding rematches until either he wins or something forces them to stop.

Unlike Lucifer, Mammon will be fine with them letting him win.

But once again, that’s for the money, not really for his pride.  He’s kind of used to losing at the things he’s good at.

Leviathan: Video Games

Hmm this is he doesn’t like this #2

Levi’s kind of built his identity around the things that he’s good at and the things he likes, so for MC to come in and upset that makes him, well, upset.

The first time sucks.  Like Lucifer, he sits there stewing in his frustration.  Unlike Lucifer, he doesn’t bother trying to hide it.  He might even tear up, which definitely pulls on the heartstrings but he shouldn’t be such a sore loser.

The closer MC is with him, the less upset he’ll be over time, though.  Because it changes from “this fucking normie came in and ruined everything” to “ahhhh dammit my friend beat me”.

Also, he’ll only get moody if MC beats him at a game he’s currently invested in.  He’s not gonna be surprised if he’s a little rusty at Street Fighter II now, but ex-father have mercy on anyone who beat him at a DBFZ when it first came out.

He’ll only legitimately try to kill them if they beat his Ruri-chan platformer speedrun time.

Satan: Grades

Satan thinks it’s great!!  He highly values being smart, but he doesn’t think it’s threatening for someone else to be smart too (except Lucifer).

If anything, he’s glad to know MC is someone he can reliably study and compare answers with.  Most of his study buddies end up being impromptu tutoring pupils, and he’d really like to just study for once.

Maybe it's surprising that the avatar of wrath isn’t angry, but like, he seriously doesn’t see this as something to be angry about.

Of course, he’s still literally the sorest loser in the three realms.  Never play games with him.  But this wasn’t a competition, and I can’t exactly say he excels at anything that would be considered a competition.  So yeah, MC manages to escape his wrath through a loophole in the ask.

Is he mad that he didn’t get full marks?  Of course.  But he’s mad at the teacher, not MC.  Unless MC tries to rub it in his face, because that’s just rude.

Asmodeus: Design

I was gonna do like a popularity contest, but we’ve seen him go through one in canon and that’s not gonna really add anything new.

So!  Let’s say he and MC’s designs were both candidates for something, and MC’s ended up being chosen.

Hmm this is he doesn’t like this #3

The problem is that while design has nothing to with his sin, and therefore his base identity, he sure seems to think it does.  Asmo thinks his entire personality is the things he’s good at.

He’s simultaneously the easiest and hardest to deal with out of those who are legitimately upset.  The easiest because while he’ll pout a bit, he’s going to properly congratulate them and it’s hard to tell that he’s upset when he’s giving them so many compliments and talking about how he’s gonna buy one of everything.

The hardest because he’s actually really passive aggressive about it.  For a WHILE.

He’ll also definitely try to steal their ideas for the future, or seduce whoever’s in charge of making the final selection.  It doesn’t matter if he got chosen legitimately or not, what matters is that he gets chosen period.

The best thing MC can do in this situation is get him to understand he wouldn’t actually be happy with a shallow victory like that.

Beelzebub: Sports

Another one who is very excited to have an equal!

Sports need more than one player, after all, and it gets really boring if your opponent is no match for you.

He’ll start to consider MC his friendly rival.  He asks them what their training regimen is and what diet they’ve adopted, so they can compare it with his own (scaled down to be equivalent).  Basically he gets information from them like Asmo does, but unlike Asmo Beel gets it by asking and shares the benefits with MC.

If there’s a sport that neither of them have tried before, he’d love to see how they do one-on-one as complete novices.  He’ll do his best to be mindful of his brute strength advantage if it’s a sport where that would matter.

The only thing he could be upset about MC beating him in is those restaurant challenges where you finish a massive dish within a time limit.  But even then, it’s not because he’s upset he lost.  He’s more concerned about their health, because if MC beat him at that holy shit.

Belphegor

He doesn’t care.

This took so long to come out because I couldn’t think of something MC would beat him at that he would care about.

Like

Slept longer than him??  He’s not gonna throw a fit about that.

And it’s not like he goes into things expecting to win; he barely wants to do things at all.

So yeah the answer for Belphie is it doesn’t matter what you beat him at, he won’t lose sleep over it.

Lmao sloth pun

Masterlist

#obey me #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #💚 anon #it wasn't out yesterday because I napped for 5 hours then went to halfapps lmao

[falloutjay]

The guys playing Outlast with s/o?

Ahhhh, you gave me such a good reason to rewatch my favorte Lets Play of the games while writing. I still need to actually play the second game myself already but I rather watch than do it myself. :D

Hope you enjoy! <3

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THE GUYS PLAYING OUTLAST WITH A S/O

Cartman:

Hyped to try.

He had it laying around but never got to play it, so when you discovered it in his collection and asked to play, he was on board.

He made his mom get good snacks and drinks and you guys will switch playing ever so often.

He will try to play more though, as he loves playing.

You don't mind at all, as you like leaning on him and watch him get slaughtered whenever an enemy gets him.

  Stan:

He's a secret fanboy. He played the first game, Whistleblower and the second.

Despite having played the games some time ago, he still knows every major scare and enemy by heart.

He's not interested in playing, but he loves having you in his lap and watch you.

Every once in a while, when you get caught by an enemy too many times, you will begrudgingly give him the controller as he laughs.

Its really fun with him, since he will gladly explain what’s going on, when you don’t get it, and he will give you tips or background information on the game and its characters.

  Kyle:

Newbie. No idea what he's in for. He knows it's a horror game but not much beyond that.

When you first saw Chris Walker, Kyle immediately renamed him to Cartman.

He will be scared sometimes, but not all that bad.

You love watching his somewhat serious side slip whenever he gets nervous because he heard something or gets caught by an enemy.

It's a real treat for you and you don't mind at all giving him the controller more.

His favorite is Outlast 2 and he is the only one who thinks so.

  Kenny:

He's no stranger.

When it came out, he saw some let's plays and later got his hands on a used edition to play the first game himself.

He's happy when you offered to play Whistleblower and Outlast 2.

Just one weekend and minimal hours of sleep later you were done with both and it was amazing.

He will gladly let you play and make some bad jokes about having to hug you, so you won't get scared. (Even when he was the one that almost pissed himself at the Eddie Gluskin jumpscare)

He’s one of the funniest people and makes the game a little less horror, since he will involuntarily make you laugh, even when being chased around he asylum.

  Butters:

He was no idea what the game is and gets quite nervous when you show him the cover.

"Why is that fella looking all roughed up, Y/N?"

Upon hearing that it's a horror game he would love to just say no, but he just can't deny your wish to play with him.

He feels super uncomfortable most of the time, since he's scared easily and would rather play a cute harmless game.

"Why are those fellas naked and.... Why do I even ask..."

You had to play at your house, since you know his parents would freak of the sight of the game.

He sat through the game, but he won't play Whistleblower or the second one with you.

  Clyde:

Such a big mouth.

When you first asked him in school, he'd brag about how he will hold and comfort you and that no horror game can scare the big and strong Clyde Donovan.

You let him talk.

Yet at the very first scare he will hide in a blanket and watch you play.

"I-I it over yet?"-Questions every 5 minutes.

He liked the game and its story, but he will be so relieved when you finally tell him it's over.

He would never admit at school he was scared and will tell anyone that you were the scared one when you aren't near.

His friends saw right through his lies when you asked him to play the second game and he couldn't hide the dread on his face.

  Token:

You’re both new and don’t know much about the games so its mutual curiosity.

Playing the game on Tokens big ass TV gives a whole different vibe but you both enjoy it a lot.

Switching after a major event is the rule and you root for each other and easily rush through the three games with joy.

You two are certainly not immune to jump scares though as you get caught off guard with a high-pitched scream ever so often.

Token is super enthusiastic about the game and you enjoy replaying the game once in a while.

It becomes a new hobby to try new horror games together and Outlast will forever be a special one that you replay ever so often.

  Craig:

You wouldn’t have guessed that when you asked the stoic Craig Tucker to play Outlast, you could actually see his expression falter for a second.

In private he will admit that he’s not a big horror fan, but you manage to convince him to give Outlast a try.

So, you go over one weekend, place Strip with you guys on the bed, so he can calm you two and you start playing.

Once he actually gets to play and finds clues to what’s going on in the asylum, he’s hooked and cant stop playing.

The weekend after you guys will play whistleblower and after that the second game.

You both get scared ever so often, but Craig is a good partner when it comes to the chase sequences, as he is somehow better than you.

Similarly to Kyle, he will rename Chris to Cartman.

Craig will actually be thankful for showing you the games.

  Tweek:

He will immediately say no. No Outlast. No horror games. Too scary.

If you still manage to convince him, he will just sit next to you with a dreadful expression.

He hates you so much for showing him all this shit.

He will scream and twitch like crazy whenever a jumpscare comes.

This blonde boy will never sleep again.

#kenny mccormick x reader #tweek tweak x reader #south park x reader #craig tucker x reader #token black x reader #clyde donovan x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #butters stotch x reader #eric cartman x reader #stan marsh x reader

[bunny-xoxo]

Modern!au Jean Best Friend Headcannons

Modern!au Jean Kirschtein x bestfriend!reader

a/n: i want to be bestie’s with Jean so bad! I jus couldn’t stop thinking about it so please enjoy some headcannon’s of what I think it’d be like to be buddies with Jean! I might make a part 2 someday to add onto these cause I have so much more to say but I had to stop myself before I wrote a full fledged essay sdkjalkfjbajfb, let me know if you guys are interested! Or if you jus wanna come in my inbox and talk with me about Jean Kirstein, I’m always free to do that. Anyways, enjoy!

gif not mine, credit to owner

Ok, I had a dream about Jean being my bestie and I have not stopped thinking about it since then LMAO

Ok, so for starter’s, I truly believe he would be such a good friend like the type to be listening to you in a group conversation and encouraging you to go on when you feel like no one is paying attention

“I’m listening :)”

Or the type to stop next to you while you tie your shoe and wait and just keeps talking to you

VERY much big brother energy, like I feel like he’d have that sincerity that bestie Armin would have but he’d be a little more of the type to always be looking out for you and being a tad overprotective at times, but more on that later back to attentive Jean :)

This man is SO attentive it’s unreal

Bad day? Yeah he could tell before you mentioned it and he’s buying you your favorite snack and driving you around until you talk about it constantly giving you the 👀😗 look

Feeling lonely? You never get the chance

This man is CONSTANTLY blowing up your phone with notifications from snapchat, instagram, tiktok, and facebook messenger if he’s feeling particularly clingy - it’s usually just some strange sticker of a fucking koala or somethin like “hi :)”

SNAPCHAT

You guys don’t have “streaks” but you still have a streak from how often he’s snapchatting you

Most of the time it’s just a video of his face where he slowly zooms in cause he’s bored in class - the amont of snapchat’s you got from him where you can hear is Econ professor lecturing in the background is in the hundred’s at this point

The other times it’s usually Connie and Eren acting like absolute idiot’s while him and Armin are behind the camera like 😐 - they usually end with Armin sighing and stopping them from doing something probably a little illegal

INSTAGRAM

Ok you have a groupchat for studying purposes with all your buddies but if it’s specifically Jean messaging you it’s most likely cause Eren said something stupid and Jean needs someone to laugh with him (yes, you, Jean, Sasha, and Connie do have a separate groupchat where you bully Eren - but it’s with love so it’s ok)

TIKTOK

This man will send you a whole FYP but won’t let you open any of them until he’s with you, then y’all scroll through them together on one of your phones

the type to look at you when you’re on a tiktok he sent you that he thought was really funny to see your reaction

Sends you SO many “challenge” tiktoks that he’s adamant on doing with you

You know the one where someone puts their arm in between the other person’s legs and tries to lift them? He was persistent with that one

“I’m literally jacked c’mon you’ll be fine, I just want to know if I can do it. I mean I know I can, but, like, you know? Just c’mon.”

Yes you gave in, no you didn’t fall, yes Jean wouldn’t shut up about how “yolked” he was for the next 15 minutes

If you guys posted it people are definitely asking if you’re a couple and he just replies to every single one with “no” HE SEEMS SO INTENSE PLS

Ok you’re his best friend? Then you’re definitely close with his family. Like, two holidays every year type close.

You learned to drive when he did cause you’re his bestie and you guys should totally learn together (he was nervous and needed support ok)

PLAY FIGHTING

While I don’t necessarily see him as someone who would playfully bully too much, he is a fighter LMAO

And I’m talking like fucked up sibling fighting

It always starts off “fun” it’s totally a little passive aggressive and then someone smacks a little too hard or throws an elbow that wasn’t needed and next thing you know someone’s in a headlock

If he has you in a headlock he WILL try to tickle you until you borderline piss yourself - until he realizes said piss would get on him and then he’ll let you go like 😎 yeah. I won

If you have him in a headlock PLS take a snapchat if you can and send it to Mikasa

He will pout for like 10 minutes and then get over it when she replies with a black screen and “lol what a dork”

Once you guys are done fighting - cause SOMEONE takes it too far - you just go on your phones until someone peeks over and you’re both like lol hi :),,, are you hungry? I think I still have some pizza rolls :)

Endless hoodie supply from all the sleepovers and the following cold mornings

He is always buying new ones cause he just feels wrong asking for them back? Like, is that his brand new nike hoodie? Yes.

BUT you’re wearing it and clearly you need it if you didn’t bring a hoodie so fine, you can have it, he’ll just buy another one he’s a little bit of a rich boy it’s ok

Although he is wondering where tf his other 6 hoodies you stole went

Late night study sessions in your dorm buildings lounge area - it’s almost embarrassing how often an RA is waking the two of you up to go to your rooms instead of sleeping on the couch and floor

Jean ALWAYS brings an extra water bottle for you in case you forgot one

You’ve definitely stolen your fair share of notes from him - they’re just so easy to understand!

They’re not exactly pretty but they’re just naturally organized into subsections and all the keywords are underlined with a little definition in the margin - if he’s feeling a little spicy he might even add a glossary at the end of his notes asjnffna;irje

Sometime’s he gets too nervous to ask for a girls number and then when you convince him to do it he’s all stuttering and stumbling over his words but he still gets it and he’s convinced it’s ‘cause you’re his lucky charm - really it’s just cute to see Jean all huffy and his ears getting all red while he says some stupid pick up line that he’s immediately apologizing for and now he’s rambling and - oh the girl is shoving something into his hand

“Y/n!! Look!! I got her number!”

Yeah, see Jean acting all cocky for the rest of the day like he got it cause he was smooth and NOT cause he was an adorable flustered mess

He does not like giving out your number if anyone asks him LMAO

He’s just like ,,,,, and why couldn’t you ask them yourself? He just hates it LMAO cause you’re great and if this idiot can’t ask you yourself then they don’t deserve you, they should be CONFIDENT in his mind

BUT he does make it mandatory you tell him everything there is to know about ANY current crush, love interest, fling, anything

Not just cause he likes the gossip but cause he feels like he has to approve - there’s the big bro energy we were talking about

BULLYING EREN BULLYING EREN BULLYING EREN

PLS his favorite thing is to play games with Eren and you and whoever else cause you two will always gang up on Eren and he gets so mad and Jean finds it HILARIOUS

The three of you and Connie were all in the same Minecraft server once and you and Jean just could NOT stop making your dog’s attack Eren and blowing up his house

He was getting so heated and Jean and Connie were laughing so hard it sounded like their mics were blown

Eren had to pull his headset off and step away so he could take a 5-minute break cause he just couldn’t handle it - especially with the three of you dying at how mad he got

Let Eren spell something wrong in the group chat on Instagram or mispronounce a word,,, Jean is on him SO fast and you’re there right behind him - it’s becoming Jean’s favorite hobby and sometimes he says it’s his favorite part of being your best friend LMAO

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Ahhhh!! Bestie Jean, hand him over please 🤲🏼🤲🏼‼️‼️ i jus wanna bully eren with him so bad 😭 let me know what you guys think!! Or just come to chat :) love you guys!! And let me know if you’d like to be added to my taglist!

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Imagine...you meeting the pillars for the first time💕. (pt.4)

No.4 : Kanroji Mitsuri

Synopsis : It was a long,long day of training.You didn’t realized that it was already late noon until your stomach started to growl loudly,thank god that you were training alone,if not, ���You may be embarrassed about this for the rest of your life” you thought.Ah-right,you still haven’t had lunch yet.Well,a little break wouldn’t hurt,right?And so,you went to the town,looking for something to eat.You decided that you want to eat at (restaurant of your choice) today,but coincidence or not.You’ve come across a girl who has a very long pink locks with light green colour spreading at her tips.She was looking at the poster which says “Come 2,pay only for one”.From the looks of it,it’s like she’s come alone and damn-it was that (restaurant of your choice)!You can’t let this precious opportunity to slip away,can you?So-you slowly started towards her and say “Sorry miss,did you come alone?” once you has reached her.Anddddddd...who knows what’s gonna happened,hm?

(Y/n) : “Um...sorry miss,did you come alone?” *You said quietly when you reached her*

Mitsuri : “Uh...yes?,do you...um...need something?” *She answered nervously,a little confused and scared to why would a stranger like you try to talk to her*

(Y/n) : “Well...um...I saw you looking at that poster for quite a moment and...well...-I figured that you might came here alone...like me...” *You reply her shyly out of excitement and doubts that slowly swarm in your mind,you can feel your sweat soaked in both your hands as you rub them together a little anxiously*

Mitsuri : “Oh!I see!” *Her eyes lit up brightly.She has a very beautiful pair of orbs with a light green colour that sparkle just like the emerald. “She’s really beautiful” you thought as you face started to turn into a little shade of pink* “Did you come here alone also?Oh wait-you already said that you come alone,sorry-haha,my bad!” *She said quickly with a big grin on her face,her face is also tinted pink from embarrassment *(man-that was so cute!)

(Y/n) : “Yeah!And so...I was wondering...if you...um...would like to eat with me...and I’ll pay for the half of one person and you pay for the other half...What do you say?” *You said,a little more relaxed,but your whole body is still tense and your face is still covered in pink*

Mitsuri: “Of course!What’s your name?” *She asks happily with a kind smile* “Oh!I almost forgot to introduce myself first!,Hi!I’m Kanroji Mitsuri!” *She said so!oh I don’t know what to say!so sweet and lively?as she held out one of her slim hand waiting for you to shake her hand* (Ahhhh!This girl is so adorable omg!!❤️I love her!💗)

(Y/n) : “I’m (l/n) (y/n).Pleasure meeting you here ms.Kanroji.” *You smile,a lot more relaxed now as you feel the tension finally leaving your body before you began to reach out for her hand*

Mitsuri : “Oh no,no!Please just called me Mitsuri,(y/n)-chan!And I’m also very excited to meet someone new like you!” *She squeaked and squeeze her eyes shut,her face is somewhat red as if she was thinking of something very cute with a very big grin while she was shaking your hand enthusiastically with both of her hands,you were a little shocked by how much of her energy and her power she has while she was shaking you hand. “She must be very strong” before you blink for a few times* “Ah!Did I shake your hand too hard?” *She asks,her voice is full of guilt and sadness as she gently let go of your hand*

(Y/n) : “No!no!Mitsuri-chan!You’ve done nothing wrong!Don’t worry about it!I’m fine!” *You reply quickly putting your hands up and shake them a little like trying to comfort her,fear that you made her feel bad*

Mitsuri : “Really?” *Her face lit up a little,she’s still worried that she has hurt you in some way*

(Y/n) : “Yes!Of course!Why would I lied to you?” *You watch as she started to finally smile once again,ah-that beautiful smile of her*

Mitsuri : “Thank you!(y/n)-san!Well then...what are we waiting for!?Let’s go inside!” *Her sweet voice rang through your ears as she drag you inside the restaurant along with her and you laughed airily*

A waiter in the restaurant : “Good day!Our dear customer!How can I help you?” *He politely asks while bowing a little*

Mitsuri : “We’d like a table for two people please!” *She happily reply*

A waiter in the restaurant : *He nodded his head and gesture his hand for you two to follow him while saying “Then please follow me this way” he bowed again and started to the direction of the table*

Mitsuri : “Let’s go over there (y/n)-chan!” *She started to pull you with her once again*

(Y/n) : “Ok!” *You grinned and she grinned back*

**You two were so cute like two children running around the restaurant with excitement that everyone in the restaurant have to bit back their laughter/smile and some have to let out a chuckle**

Mitsuri : “Omg!There’s a lot of delicious things!” *She quickly said once she’s sat down and got her menu,she let out a squeak when she found her favourite food in the menu,Sakura Mochi*

(Y/n) : “Oh yes!You’re right!” *You squeak along with her the moment your eyes met with a lot of delicious and alluring things called food.*

**As you and Mitsuri let yours and her eyes wander over the menu,the other people in the restaurant have to once again,restrain their laughter/smile/chuckle as they watch you two-no,two exciting children in amusement as they try to choose some of the delicious food in the menu out to order**

**After some moments have passed the waiter of the restaurant came to you both as you and Mitsuri beckoned him to come closer**

The waiter of the restaurant : “So what would you like to have,my ladies?” *He softly spoke with a kind and amused smile on his face*

Mitsuri : “Oh!I’m gonna have This one and this and that and that one and oh!last one!another 10 Sakura mochi please!What about you (y/n)-chan!?” *She looks up from the menu to look at your eyes with a smile.Not to mention that you and the waiter were so shocked by the amount of food she ordered.God,your jaw almost dropped to the table!*

(Y/n) : “I...um...guess I’ll have (food of your choice) please” *You state nervously,still shocked by what had just happened.The waiter quickly nodded his head before saying “Your orders will be serve after some moments,please kindly wait” he quickly grab the menu gently before bowing his head slightly and then he turned around and walked away after that*

(Y/n) : “Whoa...are you gonna eat all of that?” *You ask her quickly once the waiter is out of sight*

Mitsuri : “Well,yes!I eat a lot more than you think,you know?” *She shyly replied,her face blush a little as she put one of her hand up in a loose fist at the level of her lower cheek to her chin.(How cute! >//<)*

(Y/n) : “I see!That’s a good thing!” *You smile gently*

Mitsuri : “You think so...?” *She asks quietly,her face is a bit more red!*

(Y/n) : “Yes!Mitsuri-chan is always so cute!” *You grinned at her happily*

Mitsuri : *She grinned back a little bashfully* “Thank you (y/n)-chan....*

**After that you talk a lot about other things,I’ll let you imagine your own conversations with her (such as : your hobbies/talent,your day/life,your favourite food/colour/things and etc.Literally,anything that you wanted to talk with her.I’m sure Mitsuri is willing to listen to your every word or what you have to say and she’d be more than happy to just talk with you,whatever the topic is about as long as she’s comfortable with it!>;❣️(such a sweet girl right?yeah,I know,that’s why I love her so much!💝)**

-Time skip to when both your food was served!✨

Mitsuri : “Wow!It looks so yummy!” *She exclaimed as she looks at the delicious thing in front of her and then smell her food* “And it smells good...” *She trailed off,she’s so deep in the trance of her thoughts with her food,but she’s snapped out of her thoughts when you said...*

(Y/n) : “Yeah,I agree!Then what are we waiting for!?Let’s dig in!” *You speak so excitedly that Mitsuri’s mind was once again deep in thoughts as she’s held captive by your beauty. “How can anyone be so kind,sweet and beautiful just like you,(y/n)-chan?I doubt that there’s any person in this world that is just like you except you yourself...” Mitsuri thought.* “Mitsuri-chan?” *You quietly checked that if she’s still here with you by waving your hand in front of her face for a few times*

Mitsuri : “Y-yes (y/n)-chan?” *She quickly snapped herself out of her trance and force herself to look at you and give you all of her attention as she listened to what you were gonna say* “I’m sorry that I wasn’t listened to you (y/n)-chan...”

(Y/n) : “It’s alright Mitsuri-chan!Don’t worry!It’s just that...are you okay?I called out your name for a few times but you didn’t answer me!and it made me a little concerned about you!” *You quickly explain what had happened a few moments ago and Mitsuri now realized that you had caught her staring at you,STARING if you know what I mean.*

Mitsuri : “Oh!I...um!sorry!What were you saying (y/n)-chan?” *She replied you with red face,clearly flustered and embarrassed*

(Y/n) : “...I was saying that we better should dig in!You wouldn’t want to eat your food when it’s cold already,right Mitsuri-chan?” *You speak with your velvety voice that is so calm and kind,a small smile also present on your face as you think of how cute she looked when she’s all nothing but a completely flustered and embarrassed mess.*

Mitsuri : “Oh yeah!I wouldn’t want that!Now,let’s eat!” *She quickly replied,while trying to change the subject*

(Y/n) : “Mitsuri-chan,Are you sure that you’re alright...why do your face is so red...?” *Okay hear me out,you didn’t say this because you want to tease her-it’s out of pure concern!(Or so I thought...whatever!this is up to you,dear readers!Your choice if you want to tease her or not!❤️)

Mitsuri : “Y-yeah!I’m fine!Completely fine!It’s just um...a little hot in here-hehe!” *Mitsuri’s trying her best to keep her voice normal since she almost squeaked in her every word,but that still didn’t hide the fact that her face is so red*

(Y/n) : “Okay....if you say so!” *You’re still full of concerned to her,but you didn’t want to push her to make her uncomfortable or anything so you let it go*

**And at that you both started to eat your own food.She offer you some of her food and you also offer yours,you both tried to feed each other together at the same time as an exchange of both your food (And of course,both yours and Mitsuri’s face were as red as the tomato as you both try to feed each other),it ends up like a very-VERY cute couple trying to feed each other!And you both also exchange some words with one another while you eat (such as “It tastes so good!” or something like that OMG-).That was until you noticed that there was some food stuck at the corner of Mitsuri’s mouth before you speak...*

(Y/n) : “Hey Mitsuri-chan...” *You called out for her gently to make her look at you with a loving smile on your face*

Mitsuri : “Hmmmmm?Yes (y/n)-chan?” *She replied while her cheeks were still munching on her food,it was adorable you must admitted*

(Y/n) : *Without a word,you softly raised your hand and gently caressed away her food that was at the corner of her mouth* “You have a food stuck at the corner of your mouth,here...” *You kindly said as she stopped chewing and looked into your loving eyes*

Mitsuri : *Mitsuri suddenly felt hot,just only from the touch of your hand,which still didn’t leave her face it’s only caress farther to her bottom lips she opened her mouth a little with surprised “(y/n)-...chan?”.She was looking at you right in the eyes as your hand was still caressing her lips for quite a few more seconds with that tender smile on your face and your loving eyes before you pull your hand back and look down at the table with a quiet mumbling of “Sorry...if I made you uncomfortable...” “Oh no!It’s fine (y/n)-chan!I don’t mind” She said that even though her face was red,but you couldn’t say much...since your face was no different from her in redness.*

**You two were silent for some moments,before Mitsuri broke it (You didn’t notice that when you look down at the table,Mitsuri has that little shy smile on her face as she gazed gently at you)**

Mitsuri : “I-uh...I think that we should continued eating,shall we?” *She tried to light up the mood this make you smile a little because of how caring and sweet little thing she is*

(Y/n) : “Yes...” *You look up to her,smiling shyly.She also smiled at you before quickly saying...*

Mitsuri : “Oh and I almost forgot again!There’s a cherry blossom festival over there!Would you...would you like to come with me?I’ve heard that there’s a lot of interesting and also a lot of fun things to try!” *She asks,nervousness and expectations were full in her voice and face*

(Y/n) : *You nodded happily in return before you say...* “Sure thing Mitsuri-chan” *You replied quickly and you swear to god that you heard her sighed in relief* “Well then,maybe we should hurry up and go take a look at the festival together?” *You state with a smile*

Mitsuri : *She also nodded her head* “Yeah you’re right!Let’s hurry up and finish this (y/n)-chan!” *She said enthusiastically with a big grin*

**And at that you and Mitsuri hurry up and finished both your food before you both held hands together and left the restaurant to go and see that cherry blossom festival, “It’s gonna be a very fun and special day today!” You both thought as you happily ran together to the festival with both your hands still clutch together tightly....I’ll leave the rest to you my dear readers,you decide what happened next!✨💕.**

-Not to mention that when you two left and ran out of the restaurant,everyone in the restaurant has that smile plastered in their faces,they must thank to you both that they wore that smile for the rest of their day.Have a wonderful day,my dear readers!✨💕

Note.The arts are not mine!Credits to the artist!💝❤️

#Demon Slayer #Kimetsu no Yaiba #Kanroji Mitsuri #Mitsuri Kanroji #Demon Slayer x reader #Kimetsu no Yaiba x reader #Mitsuri x reader #Kanroji x reader #Kanroji Mitsuri x reader #Mitsuri Kanroji x reader #Anime x reader #xreader #bambam2550 #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba

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Ahhhh happy birthday Kait!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ I hope this day treats you well 💞 First things first, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of the wonderful work you share with us. Be it small or big, your way with words always leaves me breathless, and even if I had a very bad day, I know I can come home and read some of your fics to make myself feel better :) Your love and care for all of the characters is simply admirable. I hope your love for this magical hobby never disappears and you will continue to write, no matter what. Doesn't matter, be it for yourself, which nobody sees, or something you share with us! I want you to know, that you make a huge difference. Your work has put on smiles on so many faces! Secondly, your kindness and support for everyone who needs it will never be forgotten. I'm sure for many of us, your blog is a huge place of comfort and safety. You helped so many people with your advice and understanding. You are such an amazing person, Kait. I might even say, you're a huge inspiration for many of us!

I truly wish, on this wonderful day, for your happiness and peace. We're all here for you and cheering for you! No matter what. I wish for this new year of your life to bring you plenty of new experiences and joy. Oh! And I'm sure Saeran planned something simply devine for you on this day ^^ He's cheering for you, forever and always!

I hope I managed to put all of my thoughts in words correctly, haha. Happy birthday, Kait! ✨✨✨(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Aw, thank you. As long as I'm able to ensure that you guys have a happy day, that's what matters the most to me. I think that means a lot more than anything. Kindness means a lot to people, and as one of those people that doesn't get a lot of it IRL, I try my best for the people who come here feeling the same way. I want everyone to have one good moment every day, and if I can help that? I'm going to take the chance! I'm just glad that that has done something good for the people who visit me here!

I took a break in January from plotting my next story so I could have an emotional break and focus on myself, haha. I'm looking forward to my next long-winded story that's coming soon! I hope that the rest of you are, too. I'm sure that Saeran is, at least, happy that he's got more stories coming to tell... maybe he'll ask nicely for me to avoid any angst and give him kisses instead. We'll see. :)

I hope your day is good as well! I'm doing my best for a nice birthday.

#natasha in space #ask #mod kait #birthday stuff

[undineonmars]

college is kicking my ass so bad right now T_T i’m meeting with some professors tomorrow and i hope it will help me to talk things out with them... having their support would be really helpful and make me feel less overwhelmed 🥺 everything’s so much, my sleep schedule is very bad and i keep getting too much sleep or not enough at all, and i am not getting to do my hobbies or my workouts or y’know anything that would be nice to do... and i wanna hang out with friends and talk to people more ahhhh it’s just so much and i need college to chill and i want to do more things for myself basically it’s just so much i wish i could pause the flow of time for a couple of days

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#hashtag vent #*