#and MARRIED

[burnpyygmalion]

slowly building these ocs…. everything here is very subject to change

#cardamons name is still up in the air #i’m deciding between that or barbara for him :) #my art #ocs #om stealing jmart. theure girls now. #and married

[damianwayneisthebest]

happy pride month to them <3

#did u guys know that they are canon #and married #it's true #lord of the rings #gigolas #gimli #legolas #i think i will post doodles/sketches on here in the future #my art #gimleaf

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#please they are so cute #and married #capri sun #bringing back the 90's #cute things #i love them #faves #creddie #carly x freddie #freddie x carly #carly shay #freddie benson #miranda cosgrove #nathan kress #gif #gifs #gifset #love #my heart #cuties #3x4 #icarly #icarly reboot #icarly revival

[accras]

Lupita with Ryan Coogler & Tenoch Huerta at “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” premiere, 10/26/22.

#lupita nyong'o #tenoch huerta #lupita nyong’o #ryan coogler #damn Ryan is so fine #and married #lol

[quasithicc]

Some thalias x thrawn for my healed soul… I luv them

#thrawn ascendancy #thrawn novels #thrawntent #thrawn #mitth'ali'astov #mitth'raw'nuruodo #chiss art #chiss ascendancy #chiss expansionary defense fleet #i love them #they are in love #and married #star wars #my art #artwork #digital art

[d3adl3tt3rs]

Me reading a Jmart post 200 fanfic: this is canon

Reading a completely different fanfic: this is also canon.

Reading yet another one: C A N O N

#the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #when jonny and alex confirm that jmart are actually dead #i will simply look away #they are somewhere else #and married #and happy

[usakkhae]

We got over too quickly of the fact that qMax qnd qForever kissed

#they kissed #and married #'it was fake' SUSH SHUT UP #qsmp maximus #qsmp forever #4max #4maxo #ohnanaduo #maxever #qsmp

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Just a question, based on the last post you made, how many baby daddies does thranduil has and who are they?

No hate our anything I’m just curious.

Np, np!

My Thranduil (whose trans) sleeps around a lot (partially bc he was born at lake cuivinen and before marriage and chastity were really A Thing, and partially bc the silvans genuinely don’t care about one’s sex life as long as it’s consensual) and well, sometimes things happen and he gets pregnant.

He has 4 kids (significantly less than what he could have, but they all have different “spermdonors” as they’re usually referred to as) biologically and 1 adopted.

The eldest is Lasgen, a girl (and head of Mirkwood’s black ops/assassination unit). She was also born at lake cuivinen and Thranduil had her when he was 38 (teen parent) mostly bc at the time the elves were still trying to figure out things like “age of majority” and since thranduil and his sisters were the first elves ever born, no one really knew anything about children, childhood, when they’d be an adult, etc. Basically it’s a mess. She’s also the only one who they know who the sperm donor is (i’m sorry for bombarding you will all this lore of my au).

Her dad is Ingwe’s dad. And ingwe’s dad (Ingen) is a JACKASS who has a habit of ding-dong-ditching. (Knocking elves up and then, when they refuse to sibmit to him when they find out they’re pregnant, he abandons them to find another victim) let me put it like this: Ingen was the OG conservative. And naturally, he’s a shit father.

Which leads us to the next (and only adopted) child: Ingwe, who is 2 months younger than Lasgen. Long story short: Thranduil and his sister (Miriel in this au) basically babysat elflings (mainly the -we’s) and Ingwe’s mother (who’s friends with elwe and olwe’s mom) drops inwe off there, not knowing at first that her husband also knocked up thranduil. Basically: drama. Ingwe’s ma is also a bitch, she follows her husbands lead on everything. So when Ingwe was about 28 he disowned his bio parents and was formally adopted by Thranduil.

Skip all the way to the end first age/beginning second age and Thranduil gets pregnant again. No one knows who the other parent is. And, tbh, no one cares.

This child is Lirion. He’s the most stoic of all his siblings, but don’t let the deadpanned face fool you: he’s just as crazy as the rest of em. He’s a scientist who regularly breaks every law of physics he can get his hands on. Very curious with questionable morals

A thousand years later and Kleoyia is born. Again: no idea who the other parent is. The only clue they have is that her pupil is shaped like a diamond, indicating that she’s of ckeoticn’ar descent. This does not make knowing who the daddy is any easier. She’s the head of information gathering. Either through espionage, T&I, or other means. She travels all around middle earth constantly. She also, like her dad, sleeps around a lot. (Lasgen is gay, gay, homosexual, gay and has been married since the age of the trees, Lirion is Ace).

Last, but not least, our favorite: Legolas. He was born 2002 SA. Not a clue who the second parent is. He’s in a polyamorous relationship with his wife, Sukanra, and his husband, Iznake. He’s a fixer. Basically, when there’s smth going on that’s big enough to be important, but too small to have primary focus, he’s sent out to deal with it. Whether it’s diplomatic relations, scouting, battle, it doesn’t matter. He’s the jack of all trades. He also switches regularly between a male and female body.

The reason is bc he had 1 daughter SA 3007, and later on they wanted another kid but Sukanra did not want to give birth again so legolas went “if we can find away for me to be pregnant and give birth safely, i’m willing to do it” (w husband). In short, by the end of the 3rd age, Legolas is the only one of Thranduil’s kids to have kids (though the others do get kids later on down the line)

But yeah, 5 kids in total, 2 who know who the sperm donor is (and it’s a jackass) and 3 who are clueless but also don’t really care.

And all the baby-daddies are still lowkey interested in Thranduil (even jackass, though he’s still an asshat) and finding out that he had their kid and other elves’ kids ruffles their feathers a bit.

But Thranduil’s fine. He’s not that interested in having a partner, so the only reason he’s freaking out a bit is bc it’s a bit awkward to say “hey remember the time we hooked up millenia ago? Well -*plops a full grown elven warrior with a reputation in front of babydaddy* tada!”

Sorry for rambling! This was simply the perfect opportunity to info dump.

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #the hobbit #lotr elves #legolas #thranduil #mirkwood #trans thranduil #trans thranduil has a lot of kids from differen partners #lasgen #lirion #kleoyia #4 silvan sibs au #thranduil is old old #legolas is polyamorous #and married

[cornettotism]

THIS SCENE MAKES ME INSANE RAAAAA

The way the Brigadier acts in the episode towarda 2 versus how he acts towards 3 is so. Oh my god.

With 2, he's obviously so fed up with that little man's (affectionate) shenanigans and is constantly following him around as if he's obligated to keep him out of danger.

With 3, however, the moment he sees him hes like "oh hello you're very pretty :) I MEAN yes it's good to see you too".

Not to mention how 3 literally stopped 'nspecting the weird alien artifact (i forgot its fucking name eventhough I just finished the ep), which is a thing ALL doctors love to do, JUST to talk to the brigadier is insanely gay and i hate them both (affectionate).

#3rd doctor #2nd doctor #brigadier alistair gordon lethbridge stewart #theyre gay #and married #idk what to tell you guys #also 5 is so babygirl i love him #not as much as i love 7 though #7 my beloved #classic who #doctor who #ollie rambles

[belovedstilldear]

they're so in love

#belovedstill dear #belovedstill dear art #undertale #undertale au #sans #geno sans #reaper sans #afterdeath #geno x reaper #aftertale #reapertale #utmv #sanscest #theyre so in love #and married

[strawberrryangel]

THEY’RE GAY!!!!! ONE’S AN ANGEL AND ONE’S A COWBOY AND THEY’RE GAY!!!!!!!

#it is past my bedtime #almost 2:30 am #i need to go to sleep #but i also needed to remind everyone that they’re gay #and in love #and married #and dating #and boyfriends #and husbands #etc etc #but you already knew that #destiel #supernatural #spn #strawbsposts

[73647e]

it's like anytime i open my eyes people are just constantly asking "are neil and todd gay?", "were they gay?", "did they fall in love?", and all I have to say is, guys, i am the most qualified to answer. as neil and todd's window, i have seen too much and would just be lying if i said no. the marriage papers they signed in 2011 are also strong contender for evidence, of course if my word isn't enough.

#cosplaying as neil x todd's window is something i never expected to do today #but they are! #they are gay #and married #and in love #completely #totally #and irrevocably #dead poets society #dead poets #dps #neil x todd #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry

[adriiivna]

Alina definitely enjoys those new fashion trends at the little palace :)

#darklina #alina starkov #alarkling #shadow and bone #the darkling #art #aleksander morovoza #sab #shadow and bone art #ruin and rising #siege and storm #darklina art #Benny b said he was growing his hair out again and I was just thinkiiiiing #Alina loves his long pretty hair sm #they are very much in love #and married #they are everything to me #they are so important to me #they are married in every universe your honor

[effei-s]

[tserriednich & neon; foils]

"papa once said that the one who knows the future owns the world. let's put his theory to the test." 

"you want the eyes? i'll gift them all to you. after the voyage is over." just like papa, tserr wants not only a monopoly on her gift but a whole world, to squeeze it in the palm of his hand and crush it like an overripe fruit, make it bleed. 

"and the head? without it, my collection won't be complete." the things you do for the people you love. 

"if you dance." tserr nudges her. neon's entire life is one endless list of rental contracts; unique gift, a true blessing, priceless on paper, a long-fixed price-tag in reality. miracle for sale. 

"so that later you could justify a politically motivated murder with my name?" any long-term relationship, friendship especially, with someone like him is impossible without knowledge in art. it's nothing but a lucky coincidence for them both to be interested in a very niche type; private collections formed around humanity's cruel nature, devoted to the darkest corners of the human soul; events, large-scale or not, full of relics ready to be picked up; cold-blooded murders and hunger riots, revolutions and hundred-years-long wars, reformations and plagues, corpses embalmed so skillfully that they seemed alive, fragments of skeletons yellowed by time, all equally valuable, left for them to find and collect, to give the dead a second life.  

"i don't need justifications for murder." tserr is a fair decade older than her, has enough eloquence to convince even his own brother that his love for art is a reflection of his philanthropist nature, his humanity. the only worthy member of the royal family. a gabon viper hiding among the foliage. "still, just imagine your portrait by the caravaggios of our time." 

"i prefer the way dolci* saw her." neon has been playing poker since she was eleven; she's perfectly able to keep a neutral expression on her face, especially when she's face to face with someone capable of absolutely heinous doings, especially when she tells him no. 

"dolci it is then. i'll find you one. there's a reason why kakin is primarily known for advanced technologies and artists." intellectual revolution meets high renaissance, sprinkled with religious persecutions and organized crime. what a country. 

"i have a better offer: a head for a saved life. trust me, i'm a far better poet than a dancer." 

*Salome with the Head of St John the Baptist by Carlo Dolci 

#some translation practice #just besties joking about john the baptist #neon foils both tserriednich and alluka and she would be besties with both of them! #what do we say to a god of murdering a side character off-screen? NOT TODAY #neon is alive and well #and married #and still has terrible taste in men lol #hxh #eff writes #hunter x hunter #tserriednich hxh #tserriednich hui guo rou #neon nostrade #character aesthetics

[butraura]

Karen: You didn’t invite me? I love Teppanyaki :(

Hen: Babe, you know how it is. I invite you, so he invites Maddie, Maddie invites Buck, Buck invites Eddie, and now we’ve gotta invite Athena and Bobby and next thing you know, you’re looking at a dinner bill roughly the size of a mortgage payment.

*everyone inviting significant others and family* *Buck inviting Eddie*

#no bc this is actually ridiculous?? #like be so serious rn #they’re gay your honor #and married #call that a quadruple date #I would like to see it #4 bills 4 cars 4 couples #911 #911 buddie #Buddie #buck x eddie #s3:17

[nekofra]

Tachibana Shinnosuke (Yuki VA) wearing Momo's wristband on the first day of "BEYOND THE PERiOD"

Canon Re:vale confirmed for the umpteenth time thank you

#revale #beyond the period #idolish7 #yukimomo #once again #revale are canon #and married #tachibana shinnosuke