getting they/them-ed by people who i've never explicitly told my pronouns to is such a specific kind of gender euphoria
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kendall being increasingly horrible to the women in his life only to get his whole life blown to smithereens by a woman... cunt is as cunt does!
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Penny stardewvalley makes me so sad because she's SO sensitive to, like, basically everything you tell her (telling her that you can't stand children while two children are nearby is a pretty lousy move but -1500 friendship?? being a jerk to other characters' faces typically loses you about 50 points, and if you choose the option labeled "creepy" and ask Leah for a kiss in her 2 heart event she physically hits you and kicks you out of her house but that's only -100 friendship…) and so if you want to befriend her it's a whole lot of lying and tiptoeing around her feelings (2 hearts: George was right but saying that makes her feel bad. 6 hearts: her food sucks but even if you try to be polite about it she feels like a failure; only a bald-faced lie pleases her. 8 hearts: saying you don't want to be tied down with a family loses you a little bit of friendship and she's only happy if you say you want kids) and I can't help but think she's a product of her environment. She lives in a trailer with only her mother, who gets drunk every night and has something of a temper. Penny's like a skittish rescue animal who won’t even come out from hiding under something unless you leave her lots of treats
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I think we should torture Dick by coming up with an AU where Tim's the one to get dealt the faked death/undercover in spyral thing instead. Like, congratulations man! You're the last one standing. (Well, except for Jason I suppose but Jason's probably causing problems on purpose.) You've won an even bigger than usual guilt complex. No, you can't opt out.
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My little sister, constantly while watching pjo (especially episode 6): Who's the lightning thief? Is it really Clarisse? Who is it??
Me, veteran pjo fan, wanting her to get the true pjo experience (heartbreaking betrayal):
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Are you seriously thinking I'm gonna post it online? No matter how much I hate you, I won't do it. Because I don't betray my friend like you did. If I did, then I'd be just as filthy as you are.
ONLY FRIENDS | Ep 7
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how hard do you think bookbinding is? Could I learn how to do it? How much equipment does it take?
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