#and the best friend is the problem

[thefinickyneighbour]

love when my best friend and housemate sending me messages bitching about my girlfriend to me by accident instead of one of her friends :)))

#and when i reply with the classic ‘i think you sent this to the wrong person x’ message #she just says she was cringing and she’s feeling lonely and anti romance #and they did not read as those type of messages :))) #and i cant talk to anyone about it bc it would hurt my girlfriend (who really likes my best friend) #and make her feel like shit #and the best friend is the problem #i know she doesn’t get the mh problems my gf has and no doubt has thoughts #but you don’t know our relationship and what works for us so maybe keep your judgment to yourself x #i of course did not say any of this bc i hate confrontation and all of us were in the fucking house #but i’m meant to go for drinks with the 2 girls tomorrow (and some other friends) and now i’m just going to be uncomfortable #and wonder how many times they’ve bitched and judged my relationship #and i cant let me girlfriend know i’m upset bc then she’ll ask why and then get (rightfully) upset #i had a couple free hours to work on my fanfiction today and it’s dumb but i’ve been really getting into writing again lately #and it’s been fun but now this is all i can think about #and i don’t want to get drunk tomorrow bc i don’t feel too comfortable with half the girls anyway but even less so now #and i dont want to say something i’ll regret #but i also want to say something bc i’m upset and i’m angry but i don’t want to bc i don’t want to hear her excuses or her thoughts #and now however i act with my gf in front of her i’m going to be so hyper aware #which fucking sucks bc this is my home too and she lives her whole family and doesn’t like her home much so mine is the default place #and me and my gf are going to move in together next year and we were going to say to the housemate we can do a 3 bed if she wants but now #i do not want to do that

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s immediate response to finding out that the guy in their living room was Tommy was to say, “Let’s have sex.”

Steve: Right now? We have a guest!

Eddie: No, we have the guy that beat me up in high school in our living room and I am married to the guy that he had a massive crush on. Tell me that wouldn’t make you a little horny.

Steve: Tommy did not have a crush on me

Eddie: He did. He convinced you that it was totally heteo to make out with your male friends when you were alone

Steve: I mean, Carol was there sometimes

Eddie: That’s - fascinating, I did not know that and we’ll circle back to it but right now… let’s get naked.

Tommy, from the bottom of the stairs: You do know that you’re still live-streaming, right?

Eddie, looking down at the phone in his hand like he’s seeing it for the first time: Yes

#Eddie being messy on the internet 2024 #Tommy later that day is like: Hey man. sorry about high school. I didn’t know how to work through my emotions #and Eddie’s like: Yeah no problem. I’ve been inside your best friend #and then they start swapping Steve stories and Steve is like: oh no #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[heartkade]

you are not alone.

#MEU DUOOOOO #they are helping each other with their problems <3333 #best friends. they’re so special to me 🫶 #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp bagi #qsmp badboyhalo #bagi cattuzzo #badboyhalo #madrugaduo #madrugadeiros #artkade

[canisalbus]

I have to ask what drew vasco into falling in love with machete?

His snivelling runt ways were just that irresistable.

#no they were best friends first #it wasn't love at first sight #I think Vasco just gradually noticed that Machete is sincere and kindhearted and genuinely tries to be a good person #and it's hard not to appreciate that Vasco is known for having those qualities too his are just a lot more evident #he's an one person dog but when he gets attached to you he's fervently dedicated loyal caring and supportive #he's perceptive thoughtful and a good listener #sensible highly responsible and keeps his promises #does his part or dies trying even if no one is there to notice #he's learned knowledgeable and a lot more sharp-witted than people give him credit for and infodumps as a love language #their interests and ideologies overlap or at least complement each other #he has problems but really tries to do better and never takes any help he's given for granted #he always dresses well smells nice and has soft pettable fur #and he can be kind of funny and cute in his own dorky way #and Vasco sees how his presence continuously brings out the best qualities in him #and cherishes the fact he can be such a positive force in someone's life #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

[reluctantinniter]

slower mornings post resurrection with your lame brother

#i am not completely happy with this piece but i cant really fix the problems i have with it #but i promised a happy ctommy so happy ctommy you get #they are best friends and wilbur is making them godawful tea #dsmp #doodles #c!tommy #c!wilbur #ctommy #tommyinnit

[honeypleasejustkillme]

someone learning the way you need and deserve to be loved is beautiful and pure to me

#i love my best friends #they have truly learned everything about me 🥹 #bpd shitposting #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #actually borderline #bpd fp #bpd favorite person #bpd vent #bpd mood #bpd problems #the best people i’ve ever met 🥹🫶🏾

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

This entire scene emotionally destroyed me but there's one part in particular that was like taking a knife to an already open wound.

So, Gon shuts down after the reveal that Kite was dead all along and his stunned and racing mind is disjointed and contradictory. Most of his statements fit into roughly three categories of desperate thoughts:

Vehement inability to process that Kite is dead. From the statement being repeated multiple times to the amount of "no"s everywhere on these pages.

Taking the blame for Kite's death, in a frankly horrifying show of self-hatred (especially given the context of what comes next).

Blaming Pitou and proclaiming that he "didn't do it" in an attempt to absolve the weight of his guilt.

Heartbreaking. But there's one thought here that's a bit different.

Throughout all of this, Gon has been adamant that Kite, and by extension the situation, can be "fixed" - after all, most every issue that's come up before on his adventures could be resolved nicely. But now, suddenly, it can't. Gon can't stand feeling powerless or helpless, and now he finds himself more helpless than he's ever been. And we get this.

"Somebody help me."

Gon is independent. Gon has a burning need to prove his worth through his own strength. Gon has a bad habit of equating "taking responsibility" with fixing things all by himself and rejecting help from others.

Gon has never pleaded for someone to save him before.

And it's just. Holy shit. Holy shit - he's a kid. He's just a kid. And in just a few pages, he's going to make a despair-fueled decision to throw away his life just to regain any semblance of power over a situation that was doomed to be unfixable from the start. He says, "Let it end. I don't care what happens to me now.", because this is the only way he can think of to make his pain and his guilt and Pitou all just stop, by losing himself to all of his power instead of his grief.

#hi. i'm sad and i decided to make it everyone else's problem. #i know i'm stating the obvious here but. ah well. i did say i was here to share the sadness #storyrambles #hxh #hunter x hunter #gon freecss #thank goodness a certain best friend of his actually did show up to help him huh...? #killua as always snapping him out of his own darkness... #hxh meta #<- does it count #omg should i use my analysis tag? i'm gonna. #call me ace detective the way i am ace. and also a detective #hxh spoilers

[sweepingboy]

modern au fengqing is real because in their world therapy exists while in original universe they just have pei ming and his only advice is to get laid

#don't get me started how these love love each other so much they recognize their problems and work on them to be together #tgcf #tgcf mu qing #feng xin #mxtx tgcf #fengqing #mu qing #tgcf feng xin #tgcf headcanon #okay actually pei ming can be a very good friend but he treats them sooooo differently #he kinda bullies fx #mq is his favorite because he finds his long lasting crush very touching #and while mu qing has like million doubts and insecurities feng xin is just annoying and stubborn #i just know mu qing watches this psychology videos on YouTube and tries his best to deal woth his passive aggression

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I want ADHD people and autistic people to have some kind of mutual outreach program. like, so many of our problems are adjacent but not exactly the same, so we develop different strategies to cope with them, and I just feel like we could all collectively get our shit together a little bit better if we had, like, a twin cities arrangement.

like, I (a person with ADHD) will teach a seminar on how exactly you are expected to lie in job interviews, complete with flowcharts and dialogue trees and trigger points for when eye contact is or is not necessary, if you (a person with autism) will teach a seminar I can go to right afterwards to explain how to actually organize the relentless deluge of information we're taking in all the time and sort it into useful categories without my brain shutting down and needing to go play Stardew Valley for three hours

#adhd #one of my best friends is autistic #and when I tell you I'm pretty sure we could solve every problem on earth between us if everyone just left us alone for a week

[ministarfruit]

local alley cat gets beaten up (colourised)

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #axel syrios #constantly like. do I draw enough doppelgang to warrant a separate tag #but then again it's still them. hmmpst #oh my god. the fact that you need to keep drawing art to get better at it #GRAAHHHHHHHHH #normal again #GRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #the smudge tool is my new best friend I use it on everything #my mind going in circles and circles thinking about how like #doppelgang king and huntsman can only communicate to their elysium selves through dreams #but prince syrios can literally just call axel on the phone #like they're SO funny for that. what are they #AND VICE VERSA? AXEL CAN JUST CALL HIM? #syrios family said 'interdimensional contact? no problem!' #I really want to make something about this #it would piss regis off SO much #imagine trying so hard to connect to another world #and your rival just has the other world on speed dial

[dylanconrique]

"it's like penguins. penguins, in nature, when one is sick, or when one is very injured, the other penguins surround it and prop it up. they walk around it until that penguin can walk on it's own. that's kind of what the cast did for me." — matthew perry about his fellow friends.

#*and this is icarly! #friends #chandler bing #matthew perry #friends lovers and the big terrible thing #THIS!!!!! ☝️☝️ is why friends will reign supreme as one of the best television shows of all time #NOT ONE OF THEM JENNIFER COURTNEY DAVID LISA OR MATT EVER GAVE UP ON HIM #they didn't condemn him for his addiction or pass judgement on him in any way #they ALL realized that this is a real disease!!!! #ALCOHOL AND DRUG ADDICTION ARE DISEASES!!!!!! #and for them to realize that when addiction wasn't so easily understood by most back in the 90s/early 2000s is SO. HEARTWARMING. #they all could have just as easily excluded him from the group when they started to catch on that he had a problem #most other actors in the industry probably would #but no not them #they're family 💗

[transmascissues]

8 hours until i get top surgery and i’m so fucking excited

once i’m out of the initial recovery stage i’m definitely gonna want to talk about it a TON so if anyone has any questions about top surgery or things they haven’t heard other people talk about or anything like that, give them to me!!!! please fuel my need to never shut up about this ever again

#top surgery adventures #idk how invested y’all are in my personal life but HOLY SHIT #yes my transphobic mom is here and definitely gonna cause problems BUT #my incredibly supportive boyfriend best friend and sibling are here #as is my mostly supportive dad #so fuck her honestly this is for ME and im fucking PUMPED

[uncanny-tranny]

You know, I feel like other trans people might get this, but it's honestly kind of refreshing when a cis person has, like, undeniable tboy/tgirl/whatever swag. It's like when you come across somebody who speaks the same language as you and you only find out when they start speaking it, too.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #all this to say that we are existing on a rock hurling through space #and this universe is going to collide into another and does it all truly matter in the end? #a lot of this is based on ideas we have about what constitutes certain people and i think it can be a fun observation #so long as you do not inherently ascribe certain traits as being indicative of who somebody Is #it can be amusing when you're SO confident that somebody is a certain way until you realize how Wrong you were #the amusement for me only comes because it's like... 'you tried your best to box somebody and you FAILED lmao' #and in a weird way it's kind of comforting because it reminds me that we all come into this world with bias that Will be challenged... #...so the best thing you can do is recognize those biases and then try to overcome them through great effort... #...so yes maybe i did think that cis dude had tboy swag but. that's not inherently his problem you know? #it probably just means he's confident in his manhood in a way that reminds me of the trans men* i know and love #i noticed that in him and it reminded me of my friends who are trans so i think 'oh! maybe that's why he's giving off those vibes!' #so while i won't treat him any differently before or after finding out i was wrong i'm still going to appreciate the fact that... #...he and i are literally just Vibing on the same planet and we both don't have time for petty arguing about manhood #i'll acknowledge what inspired those thoughts in me but that is Not his problem and that's good and beautiful actually #i don't always mind the tboy/tgirl swag meme just so long as you don't treat it like an Inherent Trans Experience Only Trans People Have #just recognize where those ideas are inspired from and it's fine <3 #sometimes you will be Wrong and that's actually fucking neutral <<3 #anyway rant over i just think this is /generally/ harmless and fun #like astrology. sometimes you just look up your star sign without ascribing your Entire Life to it <3 #i think what i lot of people mean by saying a cis person has tboy/tgirl swag is just that... #...that cis person has an understanding of themself that comes from deep introspection that isn't necessarily expected of cis folk... #...but it is often something trans people do as part of our exploration of gender... #how is this the FIRST POST to reach tag limit... ask me for more thoughts if you want lol!

[puppetmaster13u]

 Y’know, I was thinking about like, before the Justice League forms in this au. 

Just slowly rotating Bruce meeting Clark and Diana before they start the league, maybe even help each other out. Need another heavy hitter? Time to call in Clark! Someone mind controls Superman again? Time to call Diana! Need information about some sort of artifact? Diana is there! Want weirdly specific information that no one should know or to get into a place they can’t? Time to call in Bruce! Need a distraction? Boy does Bruce have you covered! Need diplomacy because this alien AI is pissed? Diana pulls on her training as a princess, warrior or not. Need to seem harmless- why, there’s a sunshine alien sweetheart with the same vibes as an overgrown puppy ready to help! 

Honestly it’s a surprise no one has realized they know each other yet, but then again Bruce really embodies being a cryptid and just doesn’t sit still for any potential photos. Sure there are some with Wonder Woman and Superman visible with him hidden in the shadows, but no one outside of Gotham really knows about him. Like I am imagining their friendship being both “two extroverts adopt this introvert” and “we’re coaxing this stray cat with its dozen of kittens over no matter what”

As always, I shall implore you to check out @phoenixcatch7 as this AU is a combo of my cryptid batfam au and theirs, called Possessed Doll

#meat marionette au #batman au #cryptid batman #wonder woman #batman #bruce wayne #diana of themiscyra #diana prince #superman #clark kent #Honestly they're the first to learn about the Tunnels #But Bruce insists it's not a problem or a danger so they leave it be #Little do they know that has put them in said caves' begrudging good graces #Not enough to snatch them thankfully but they *are* Its favorite child's friends #Best friends even! Maybe more but I might make that a poll #Actually what do you think Phoenix my dear mutual and semi co-creator #Gosh I wish I could make a chat or something to discuss this AU lol #Bruce: No one goes into the Tunnels #Clark & Diana: Okay why are you in the tunnels then? #Bruce: #Bruce: If I got adopted by the Tunnels that's no one's business #Omg when the kids first meet Diana & Clark lmao-

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Fellas is it gay to ask your traveling companion to palm read your future romance while staring deeply into his eyes?? Asking for a friend.

#it’s Hua Cheng he’s the friend #Xie Lian’s definitely the friend that needs the answer tho #he’s just oblivious #Hua Cheng is over there shooting his best shot flirting his best flirt #and Xie Lian is like ‘you’re so pretty you’ll have no problem getting a girlfriend’ #poor Hua Cheng strikes out again #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf #tgcf spoilers #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf novel #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx characters #mxtx hell #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #mo xiang tong xiu