#and then 3 public skates. learn to skate. Just Me

[wonillaa]

more bf enhypen thoughts

heeseung

- runs you baths when you’ve had a long day

- spontaneous movie nights

- ^ like going to the theater and picking a random one when you get there

- i think he’d actually praise you a lottt

- his everyday mission is to make you giggle

- states into your eyes so lovingly just to fluster you

- master at balancing his gaming and time with you

- “yns here now bye” and he means it 😞

jay

- rubs your back to wake you up

- if he wakes up first 😭

- holds your hand everywhere

- he’d be so romantic with anniversaries or your birthday omgg

- candles and rose petals

- sends flowers to your door when he's busy and can’t see you :(

- his fav cuddle position is your head on his chest and bonus points if you fall asleep like that

- makes a scrapbook of you together

- always telling you that you’re his home

jake

- every old couple you pass he says “us”

- his love can be so aggressive 😭 he’ll think ur so cute he just tackles you

- play wrestling alll the time

- kisses all over your face and says i love you after each one

- his favorite thing ever is when you wear his clothes and smell like him

- when you spend the night and use his shower products he falls in love again </3

- he loves the reassurance of you wanting to be physically closer to him so when you cuddle him first >>>

- what i’m saying is jake is the occasional little spoon

sunghoon

- deep into your relationship he gets a little too comfortable

- licks your arm or smth 🙁

- he needs his constant attention sue him

- basic but would take you ice skating

- win win bc he gets to see your cute smile AND gets to show off in front of you

- when you fall he’s the type to laugh while helping you up 😞

- when you’re watching something together and an ugly character comes up

- “you never told me you were in this??!”

- pls punch him (lovingly)

sunoo

- what i’ve been saying who is he if not a praising bf 😞

- “you’re so cute i wanna bite your cheeks”

- ass? tits?? thighs??? cheeks 👍

- you relax together and have routines that align with each others

- he buys your hygiene products for you <33

- best bf award for sunoo

- library dates!!

- dance parties in the kitchen

- you have a specific thing you collect together, like pretty rocks or magnets from different places or cute mugs :(

- calls you horrible pet names like honey bun and laughs when you glare at him 😭

jungwon

- sends you pictures of every dog and cat he sees

- he gives puppy eyes to get his way

- and it works every time 🫠

- gives you performances every night

- secretly learns dances so you praise him ☹️

- sends you selfies everyday

- acts innocent but he knows they make you melt!! he’s evil

- he’d be the best bf for an emotional partner, always knows what to say and do :((

- his gifts for you are always specific to things you love bc he remembers everything about you </3

- his lockscreen is a picture of you from your first date

niki

- ok . only wholesome bf niki thoughts bc we’re in a drought of them😓

- he loves your voice and laugh sm

- pretends to not hear you just to hear you speak more

- asks his older sister and the other members for advice </333

- he wants to be the best for you

- you make vlogs together and post them privately on youtube to look back on

- he’d facetime you when you can’t sleep and whisper about his day and thoughts until you fall asleep

- once he gets over his phase of feeling embarrassed, his texts would be so cute ☹️

- always poking your cheeks and nose

- “the moon is beautiful, isn’t it? 😏😏”

- links his pinky with yours when you’re in public

- you watch movies and tv shows together, you scold each other if you watch more without the other

- he’d tap you to get your attention— sometimes too hard LOL

#enhypen #enha #enhypen fluff #enhypen jungwon #enhypen niki #enhypen sunoo #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen jake #enhypen jay #enhypen heeseung #enhypen headcanons #enhypen imagines #enhypen reactions #enha scenarios #enha imagines #enha headcanons #enha niki #niki scenarios #jungwon #jungwon x reader #sunoo imagines #sunghoon x y/n #jake x reader #jay x reader #heeseung x reader #enha fluff #enha fanfic #enhypen fanfiction

[arvandus]

barbatos headcanons sfw or nsfw? totally fine if not <3 i love anything you write for barbatos <3

Ohhhh man, so many headcanons considering how much space he takes up in my brain. Most of it centers around relationships and, by proxy, NSFW stuff. It ties into what I recall of canon material, but take it with a grain of salt since I haven't finished the OG game yet (I'm on lesson 42 right now). I'm just going to put SOME of them since I have so many. Also, some of these will probably sound more like character analysis than headcanons.

WARNING: MINORS AND AGELSS BLOGS DNI; THIS POST CONTAINS 18+ CONTENT. DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT FOLLOW ME!

My Humble Barbatos Thoughts:

General stuff (SFW):

He smells like warm bread and spices due to all the baking/cooking he does and the tea he grows and brews.

When Asmo painted his and Diavolo's nails to match the brothers (per Diavolo's request), Barbatos let Diavolo choose his nail color for him.

His biggest worry is the mistakes of his past coming back to haunt him by inadvertently impacting Diavolo's reputation by association. If Barbatos's past sins became public knowledge, he would worry about how the Devildom might view him and how that would impact Diavolo.

Because of how incredibly old he is, and the way he seemed to come into Sol's life when he was a teenager (if I recall correctly?), and came into Diavolo's life when he was also young, I see his relationships with them as almost parental/guardian (at least initially).

Which means he probably doesn't really have any truly balanced/equal relationships with those around him, which can cause him to be somewhat isolated. He's there for others, but he's not very willing to let others reciprocate. He believes he needs to handle all of his troubles/worries on his own.

I can see his dynamic with Diavolo evolving into a more equal/balanced friendship over time, the parental/guardian dynamic falling away as he let's go of his protective role. I think this has already happened with Sol, since they seem more friends/equals than father/son (e.g., he allows Sol to have power over him not just in pact, but also with his grimoire); Diavolo is harder because Barbatos still sees the young prince as his responsibility (plus Dia is always trying to sneak out like a teenager 😂).

Barbatos has a LOT of talents and interests; he may be very proper and well-mannered, but he's been around for a LONG time. Canon things we've learned about him so far: he likes heavy metal music, he likes classical music, he is great at ice skating, fangol, and chess; he kills it at cross-dressing and dancing... he's a very diverse individual which tells me he did and tried probably literally everything when he was younger.

He's 10/10 middle-aged adult energy now. He's done everything, experimented with all the things, and now he just wants stability. He's still got some spunk to him and will engage in fun activities (especially for the sake of others), but if he had his way, I think he'd want to relax with his tea, his gardens, and his walks under the stars.

Relationship/Intimacy (including NSFW):

He had plenty of lovers earlier on in his life, but he didn't exactly have a lot of emotional intimacy. He's always been the oldest demon, and when he was younger, that simple fact made him arrogant and he saw himself as always being above others. It drove an invisible wedge between himself and those around him.

He's a greed demon, so I imagine that in the beginning he was more emotionally charged and selfishly motivated.

He has literally tried every kink under the sun moon. Young Barbatos was kinkier, hornier, meaner (due to his arrogance), and likely was not a very healthy individual to engage in relations with. Probably had lots of red flags. Was very free-spirited (our boy was hopping timelines will-nilly);

Young Barb had fuckboi energy, but in a quiet, intelligent sort of way (if that makes sense). He was hard to resist, yet very much untouchable.

As time passed, he mellowed out but also became more reserved. This made emotional intimacy even harder, and sexual escapades grew boring after a while.

Young Barbatos certainly got around, but he only truly fell in love once. But he had to leave that person behind when he made the decision to go back and fix his mistakes. He still thinks about them to this day.

In the past, when he saw the consequences of his recklessness and how it had impacted those he cared about (Dia, Sol) he had a change of heart and devoted himself to fixing his mistakes and to be in service of others before himself.

It may seem endearing and like excellent character growth; which it is, to a point. But it's also reactionary to the harm he caused. Barbatos sees his passions and desires as something toxic, something negative. As such, he sees them as being something that needs to be bottled up and controlled at all times.

Which makes it so much harder to fall in love, and when he does fall in love, it will scare him, because he feels that pull of selfishness, of wanting purely for the sake of wanting it. He has yet to figure out how to find balance within himself (i.e., trust himself), to allow himself to want without letting it consume him, and to give without self-deprivation.

Monogamous or poly? I could see it going either way, although I see him leaning more towards monogamous. It's the greed and also how he isolates himself; letting in one person would be hard, letting in more than one, especially to the same extent, would be nearly impossible. He's a VERY private person.

But poly can also work as long as its established that the relationship is exclusive between him and his partners (no open relationships/flings with outsiders). Poly might also be nice for him in that he can take comfort in knowing that his partners are there for each other when his work keeps him away from them (i.e., he'd hate for his monogamous partner to be alone all the time).

Either way, mono or poly, Barbatos does not like to share. It's the greed in him. They're his, and no one else's.

Barbatos would be very VERY resistant to entering a relationship in the present time mainly because he's dedicated himself to Diavolo. He knows his partner would not be able to be his top priority no matter how much he loves them, and not many people would be okay with that.

Barbatos used to be very sexually promiscuous in his younger years, but now he's completely closed off simply because has a reputation to protect for Diavolo. He doesn't want any jilted lovers/ex-lovers to try to cause trouble for the Prince of the Devildom simply to get back at Barbatos. Also, the man has no time for shenanigans.

If someone does manage to worm their way into his heart, it would be very slowly, over many years without him noticing until he suddenly realizes one day that he'd be lost without them. It'd be jarring for him, to say the least.

Barbatos is canonically VERY romantic. He's a giver, and his love language is acts of service. That includes not only errands/duties/chores/meals/dates, but also physical acts of service (massages, orgasms, etc.).

Loves LOVES to give oral. He loves making his lover(s) putty in his hands (think service dom).

Lots of kissing. So so much kissing. He's gonna worship every inch with his mouth and tongue.

Definitely does have a kinky side, but it only comes out to play with someone he really REALLY trusts.

He'd be down for nearly everything. Bondage, anal, edging, etc. He can even be a mean dom if you ask him really nicely (he needs to believe you REALLY want it before he lets that old side of himself come out to play); however, the only things I can see him having a hard no on would be anything in a public space where there's a chance of being seen/caught (remember he's worried about reputation) and hard degradation via name-calling (sorry, I just can't picture it - he'd respect his partner too much regardless of whatever nasty kinky stuff they do together).

Will most definitely use his tail on himself and his partner(s).

If his lover is human, he'd be constantly keeping himself (and his strength) in check out of fear of hurting them.

He'd be big on consent. He's a master at reading body language; the slightest hint of distress and he's stopping everything immediately. He's not one to lose himself in the moment.

However, this doesn't mean he doesn't have the capacity to be passionate; it's just that his passion can be a bit strong, so he's always worried about overwhelming his partner. But if his partner can handle it, then it'd open up an entirely different side of him.

Despite his capacity for kinky shenanigans, Barbatos's favorite type of intimacy with his partner will be more vanilla and filled with lots of love and affection. So think lazy oral on the bed or couch in the privacy of his room, missionary so he can see your face and feel your legs wrap around him, and you in his lap so he can let you have control and wrap his arms tight around you.

Barbatos is the KING OF AFTERCARE. Baths, tea, cakes, warm blankets, firelight, soft touches, gentle massages, kisses to your cheeks, your temples... and very heartfelt verbal confessions of his love for you.

Will snuggle you tightly after all is said and done.

Loves watching you sleep while he holds you in his arms.

He'd never say it out loud because he doesn't want to burden you, but getting up early each morning and leaving your warmth is the most painful, torturous thing for him.

#arvandus answers #oh god #oh jesus #this got so big I'm so sorry #a;sldfkajd;s #you opened up a can of worms anon #and ALL OF THE HYPERFIXATION SPILLED OUT #barbatos obey me #obey me barbatos #barbatos #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #barbatos x mc #barbatos x you #barbatos x reader #barbatos x y/n #barbatos headcanons #obey me headcanons

[teecupangel]

Got another idea. XD Sorry! 💜

Do you know about Yuri on Ice? I loved the animation of the ice skating in the show and just imagine Desmond doing those graceful jumps is making me swoon like a maiden. XD

Could do a light AU where Desmond is scouted by a proffesional because he is so nimble shortly after running away from the farm or a full blown AU with Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton as professional ice skaters.

The light AU would be a bit difficult to pull off unless we make the trainer ex criminal or something, so that Abstergo couldn't try to grab Desmond immidiently when he starts competing. The trainer would assure him that whatever threat is out there he would protect him and it works until 2012. Abstergo probably got desperate enough to kidnapp Desmond, damn the publicity of a famous athlete going missing. The image of Desmond wielding the ice skates as knives is also both funny and badass. XD

Full blown AU could have Bill getting injured early on in his career and pushing(abusing) Desmond into becoming the star Bill was meant to be. Because athletes in general retire around their 30s, we can muck about with the ages so that Al Mualim, Haytham and Bill where skating around the same time and after Bill was forced to retire early, he decided to date and have a kid with another famous skater in the hopes that Desmond would be a prodigy(he is, but that is not enough for Bill).

Al Mualim, when he lost his eye in a duel skating rutine gone horrificly wrong(imagine a few years after Bill), decided to take on his old friend Umar's son as his personal trainee to live vicariously through.

Haytham is the only one of the 3 who retires of his own free will. He could discover that an intense, but short relationship he had with the skater Ziio resulted in a child and she saw how fiercly competetive and single minded Haytham was about the sport, so she decided to not tell Haytham about Ratonhnhaké:ton or more commonly known as Connor. Once Haytham discovers he has a son after Ziio dies(i imagine disease), he takes him in and tries to bond with him, to mixed results. Connor decides to follow in both his parents footsteps, to honor his mother and because it seems to be the best way to bond with his father. I imagine some light angst about Haytham pushing Connor because that was how he was raised after his father died early on, but eventually Haytham learns to just be proud of his son. 🥰

Ezio is the fan favorite with his devilish charms and outrages antics with his older brother, gossip magazines love them because Ezio loves to tease and indulge the photographers in exchange for most of them leaving his family alone. The Auditores are not an ice skating family, Ezio is just really talented and does it for the love of the sport, so he is pretty chill about competing. He is feared for his jumps though. VERY feared. XD

This could be Altdes or Ezides(because i'm traaaash! XD) where Desmond growing closer to the love interest lets him discover what true love and family is meant to be. Tbh think Ezio is the most fitting if we do that route, because let's face it: out if every goddamned assassin i know of, he is the only one with a good family/upbringing until the hanging. Fucking Disney mom syndrom over here. XD

Btw, i have no idea about ice skating and it's been years since i watched Yuri on Ice, so i am sorry if any details here is wildy inaccurate or impossible. ^^ And sorry for the text wall, got carried away. Again. XD Love ya! 💜

I love Yuri on Ice and I’m still waiting for that movie lol.

If you don’t want to choose between AltDes and EziDes, go with both? XD

But in all seriousness, EziDes would be more on the side of fluff and Desmond slowly becoming part of the Auditore family and learning what it means to have an actual loving family. Ezio would be the kind of person who would show Desmond the world beyond the small confines of being William Miles’ successor and he’ll learn to be interested in other things.

AltDes, though, considering the setup we have here, would focus heavily on the distorted mirror image they both share. Altaïr would be the son William Miles wanted to raise in Desmond’s eyes and Desmond would be the type of person he would have become had he not rose to all of Al Mualim’s expectation in Altaïr’s eyes. This is less of a found family kind of thing but more on the side of “I am jealous of you but I also can’t help but worry about you” kind of thing because they both have an idea of the loneliness and suffering they are hiding.

So yeah, it really depends on what kind of story you want to go for. Fluff for EziDes, angst for AltDes XD

Also… maybe in some ways, EziDes is about Ezio saving Desmond while AltDes is about the two of them saving each other.

Regardless of which path we take, Ezio’s relationship with Desmond would be about ‘learning of the outside world’ kind of deal and having an actual healthy support system who cares and love him. Desmond’s relationship with Altaïr would be more on the side of finding someone so similar to one’s self that caring and loving them (either platonically or romantically) is a way for one to care and love themselves.

Ratonhnhaké:ton, on the other hand, is that kind friend who serves as Desmond’s own foil thanks to his relationship with his own father. But, unlike Altaïr, their friendship is less burdened because Ratonhnhaké:ton actually knows what he wants and Haytham is trying. Their father-son relationship is actually what makes Desmond realize that, shit, his own relationship with his father is fucked up.

Ezio told him that too but Desmond can’t really wrap his head around it because Giovanni act really different from Bill that he can’t really compare them but Haytham? Haytham definitely acts a lot like Bill. And then he meets Al Mualim who acts a lot like Bill as well (it’s the other way around, Bill is trying to copy Al Mualim since he was more successful than Bill). So yeah, Haytham shows Desmond (and Altaïr) that a father can fuck up but make up for it as well.

Also, regardless of the pairing, the four of them would have a close bond with one another with the not-love interest and Ratonhnhaké:ton having front row seat to whatever shenanigans are happening between Desmond and his love interest.

(Sidebar: Kadar is absolutely Altaïr’s Number One Fan. Malik is absolutely embarrassed because he’s actually competing in the same competition and everyone who knows Kadar is his brother pities him because his own brother is cheering a different contestant. Kadar also skates and he can actually copy Altaïr’s performances. Ask him to perform his own and he blanks out though)

Love you too💜 and never apologize for text walls. I love reading them hahahaha

#ask and answer #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot #no usual tags because #altdes #and #ezides

[read-and-write-]

2023 Fic Wrapped

Thanks to @anincompletelist for tagging me! This is such a fun thing to do!

Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. There are no rules!

Posted on Ao3: 34,145 (Across 14 fics)

Written total: 152,778 (yes, i do have a lot of docs created, a lot more than anyone wants to see)

3 published fandoms: Red, White and Royal Blue, All for the Game, The Shadowhunters Chronicles

Longest work: and every song reminds me of you (4,088 words)

Shortest work: yo te llevo dentro, hasta la raíz  (546 words)

very real wips, things I'm actively working on

Super Six and the Siren's Call (PJO AU- +100k) co-written with @inexplicablymine and @happiness-of-the-pursuit one of the most wonderful projects I've had the honour to be a part of and I'm so exicted for people to see it

Toe the Line (Figure Skating AU - 20k currently) my dearest child, 60 pages of outline, investigation, character sheets and visions i have at three am for a random scene 5 chapter away

Y recuerda siempre que tú eres la medicina (A bilingual June character study) A companion piece of sorts for a train of thought (of things not to forget), June's perspective through it all, both in Spanish and English like Alex's. and with Natalia Lafourcade lyrics as a title because that's June coded

carved within the beauty, the darkness in between and without (your) love, I am nothing two pieces about religion and firstprince from each of their povs, a question about loving yourself and about loving someone else against the things you've been taught and finding divinity within each other.

not so real wips with a little less real word counts but a lot of vibes

Spiderman AU, my entry for the New Years Resolutions event of @thebrownstone, which means it'll get here at some point

MasterChef AU, my way to put my professional knowledge to good use, it was a silly funny story and it grew a plot

Dancer AU, a drabble fail that was just a vision and then some people kind of made it get a full dual pov, double 5 + 1 plot

Numbers are not everything but I do like data and stats

Kudos: 3,969

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Numbers do not define an author's worth, but I also can see how far I've gotten with just one day deciding I wanted to write and post my fun little words again

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las formas de llamarte amor (2.5k - 630 kudos)

my first fic in the rwrb fandom, it makes me so happy to see it being loved, it was the ultimate show of self indulgence

Henry has been a public figure for most of his life, the reason why he’s been given dozens of titles, some kinder than others, he’s been the gay prince, the spare, the prince of England's hearts, the activist, the author. All of the titles are inevitably a part of his history, but the way Alex calls him is the most important of all. Because to Alex, he is sweetheart, amor, and corazón; Alex calls him mi vida in between kisses and whispers hermoso, lindo, precioso with his wandering hands working through Henry’s body. His name sounds better when it comes out of Alex’s lips. or 5 times Alex calls Henry a pet name in Spanish and one time he calls him by his name or Henry learns Spanish one pet name at a time

to belong to a family (even beyond this world) (2.5k - 578 kudos)

this one, this one i wrote with my own soul, i used my tears as ink, wrote it for the Halloween Huh fest and it all the comments have made me so incredibly happy

“Talk to him. They listen, they always listen,” Ligia says and Henry nods, she squeezes his hand again before turning back and leaving him alone in front of the ofrenda. It's very rare that Henry has been at a loss for words when he tries to talk to his father. He has spent countless nights speaking to the stars, looking for Orion and hoping that —wherever his father is— he is looking for it too. “Hi dad,” Henry says softly, taking another look at the picture of his father, smiling at the camera. “I missed you.” or When Alex and Henry go to Mexico for Día de Muertos a familiar face appears on the Díaz ofrenda

you are an idiot (i missed you) (1.6k - 475 kudos)

wrote this on a whim, blacked out and pulled this out of nowhere, my first fic for aftg and really just an excuse to write Andreil being married for convenience™

The best, and arguably the only, good part of playing on opposing teams from your husband was getting to play a match against him. Therefore one could say that Neil was very excited about getting to play against Andrew tonight. Not only because for the first time since the season started they'd finally be in the same State and City (And later after the game, the same house) but also because Neil thought Andrew was 100% hotter when he was playing (Not that he would tell him out loud), and seeing him live was definitely better than seeing him on a screen. There was also the added bonus of the infamous Minyard - Josten Rivalry. Or Neil and Andrew are having too much fun with their rivalry until someone else takes it too seriously, and then they have a talk.

Being a not native english speaker means that fanfic does teach me a lot of stuff, namely vocabulary this year stars some bangers

Saccharine

Ubiquitous

Litany

Chagrin

Filibuster

I created a total of 19 docs, which doesn't mean there's 19 fics there, but it also doesn't not mean it

Alex's POV wins with total of seven fics

Six fics have the tag of Alex Claremont-Díaz Speaks Spanish

Three of my wips have an outline longer than 10 pages

there's a 30%? chance I will write smut at some point in the new year

my funniest doc title is "If you have religious trauma and you know it clap your hands"

This year has been crazy, for many reasons but I'm glad I found this space and I'm glad I'm back to writing, and on top of it all I'm glad of being able to meet so many because of it.

And the year is not over yet! There's still more to come!

I'm tagging a few people, don't feel pressured to do this but if there's anything you feel proud of I'd love to see it @inexplicablymine @happiness-of-the-pursuit @affectionatelyrs @littlemisskittentoes @ssmtskw @raysletters @14carrotghoul @heybuddy-drabbles @suseagull04 @everwitch-magiks @sherryvalli @rockyroadkylers

#fanfiction #tag game #fic wrapped #red white and royal blue #all for the game #i thought about waiting for this #but I'm impatient #so bear with me #this year was crazy #but you'll get a cheesier post in new years eve

[yeonjuxine]

Txt members' love language.

#yeonjun :

when I tell you this man is just hella affectionate

will randomly attack you with kisses and hugs

will just hug you for eternity if he could

when he gets sad, he definitely needs attention

no attention means extreme sulking

loves to hold your hand be it in public, at home, at work

he also loves doing chores together

like on a random Sunday or wtv, just cooking or washing dishes together while music plays in the bg

he loves kissing your face, neck and hands

he loves it when you stroke his hair like he's CRAZY for it

just super clingy or not depending on his mood

get ready to cringe cuz he will use his cheesy pick-up lines any chance he gets

random night drives are the go-to for him

going to the park, walking around the streets at night is his vibe and he does it very often and drags you along

KARAOKE DATES YESSIR

life is never boring with yeonjun ;)

#soobin :

this boi is so soft I can't

he loves loves loves cooking together

loves doing everything together honestly

like cuddling, watching movies together, learning something new together

he's definitely shy of showing affection in public, but when he's feeling confident he will randomly hug/kiss or hold your hand

he's always caring ab you like he remembers the little things you like, supposing a thing you used to like when you were a child, he will make a mental note of that

always brings you to his home to take care of odi together and just talk ab odi for hours

he loves kissing you on your cheek, jaw and shoulders

loves it when you play with his fingers it just brings him some sort of comfort

he makes the worst jokes but it's funny cuz it's rlly bad

#beomgyu :

first of all, you can't tell me this dude ain't hella clingy

he loves hugging you like JUST YOUU

he's the type to make a bunch of playlists just for you

even makes songs regarding ab u

he's so sweet like sugary sweetttt

he also loves teaching you ab music or instruments

creating music together is his muse

late night skating yeeeee

stargazing with you is one of his favs

makes the dumbest jokes but he's funny that way + his laugh is contagious

defo loves kissing your lips and the crown of your head

mans will peck you every second he gets

gets mad and sulky when you don't give him attention ;-;

he loves it when you hug him/kiss him/call him your pretty boy

DON'T HURT THIS PRETTY GORGEOUS SWEET BOI

#taehyun :

protect this man at all costs

um gym dates with him HELLO

him helping you with your workout omgomgomg

he always has his eye on you, helps you whenever you need it without even asking

he is a man of service

will do anything for you like lich rally

he honestly loves staring at you like he will stare at you 24/7 like 👁️👄👁️

you wake up and you see him like 👁️👄👁️

always listens to what you have to say, be it ranting ab random things or anything rlly, he always listens

he loves cuddling like frfr

singing love songs with him before going to bed <3

will kiss you on your forehead, lips and the palm of your hands

he loves it when you put your head on the crook of his neck and kiss him on the neck

just full of fluff hours with this man

#hueningkai :

I JUST WANT TO KISS HIM HUG HIM PROTECT HIM HES SO PRECIOUS

ultimate Loverboy </3

he's a very shy boi but he'll do anything to initiate the conversation first

always tries to make you comfortable and knows how to keep the atmosphere lighthearted

definitely gets shy in public but he doesn't tell you to stop holding his hand or hugging him (he likes it hehe)

when you randomly kiss him on the cheek he gets so redddd like RED from his ears to his cheeks

SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR HDHFHBDH

he definitely loves gift-giving

will give you cute love letters since he can't rlly express his feelings well

will give you plushies :')

he LOVES it when you play with his hair, pinch his cheeks and showering him with kisses

he loves kissing your cheeks (not the other cheeks guys)

I want a kai 😔😔😔

#yeonjun #beomgyu #taehyun #soobin #hueningkai #txt fluff #txt #tomorrow x together #txt soft hours #txt/reader #choi yeonjun #choi soobin #choi beomgyu #kang taehyun #hueningkai/reader #txt drabbles #fluff #kpop #kpop fluff #readreadread #x reader #txt x reader

[davidthephoneguy]

Could you give me a recap on the David lore because I forgor :’(

Oh boy that’s a loooong question (also rather comical and foreshadowing) /pos

Ok I’ll give ya all the David lore I have. I’ll go in timeline and say where the main two aus diverge as both aus have the same start.

David Evans was born in Australia (10th of October, 1956) after their parents had moved from Wales 11 years previously. Growing up he was the only ‘girl’ out of the kids and his parents were unfortunately rather misogynistic and so treated him poorly. His mother was mother the verbal abuse kind while his father was physically agressive. His three brothers (well one ended up transitioning later but i’ll keep it simple) who were about 9-8 years older than him were mostly good siblings (excluding his oldest brother who mostly mimicked their dad and was a general asshole).

(Somewhere in the childhood part David sees the Beatles perform on their famous Ed Sullivan show appearance and he became obsessed with them. This obsession continues on for the rest of his life)

He started transitioning in his late teens and his parents were wholeheartedly supportive of it as they just really didn’t want to have a daughter. David’s sister unfortunately didn’t get the same love when she transitioned and was shunned by their parents and older brother (also the youngest brother ended up dying at the age of 12 from drowning I think).

Anyways so David gets an extreme interest in mechanics and engineering and purses a course in it.

Now this is where timelines diverge and I’m gonna use colour coded text to tell ya which au the info is from. Red = Canon AU, Purple = Non-Canon AU

David fails the course and gets a job as a janitor at the local Freddy Fazbenders. While he works there he falls in love with a dayshift worker named Toby, they start dating until everyone’s favourite Tangerine and Aubergine show up at the location. They start causing chaos and eventually rig the suit to go off and due to neither of them showing up David is forced to wear the suit by their boss. He dies and is sent to the factory to become a phone guy (at the age of 29). (While at the factory an employee there glues roller skates to David’s feet so they’re permanently stuck there.)

He starts working back at Freddy’s, seeing Toby but not knowing who he is, Toby doesn’t realise at first either. But as soon as he does he ends up being fired.

David works at the location for a few years before being sent back to the factory to wait until he’s needed.

This results in him working for Mr J (the same Tangerine from earlier(the best way to describe Mr J is that he’s more like the business Jack in dsaf 3, more caring for money then people.) and he is just the worst boss. The only good thing he does is giving David his alive name back to him but doesn’t actually let him use it in public. He abuses David verbally and physically, poor dude is just covered in bruises, tiny cuts and burn marks from Mr J’s taser as well as his skeleton just having so many fractures and improperly healed breaks. (Funfact cause this whole thing takes place in Australia, healthcare is free so Mr J could let David go to hospital for 0 charge but he doesn’t.) Mr J just continues to make him work like that.

Due to the phoney process David’s body can no longer age, permanently frozen at the age he died. He’s mostly immortal because of that.

During the time when his partner Toby was firstly fired a child randomly spawned in the house he and David had been living in and so Toby just started raisin them as his kid (Jay).

Long story short of that part after David leaves freddys (due to a complicated cross-over event) he goes to find Toby only to find Jay living there as a fully grown adult with his own (adopted kid) and to learn that Toby had died a while ago in a car crash.

David starts living with his family and starts to notice that immortality thing as he watches his son and granddaughter growing older but he doesn’t seem to change. It finally clicks in his head when his son dies (natural causes) and he stays as close to his granddaughter and her kids as he can, not wanting to loose them.

He slowly starts to disassociate and becomes a but reclusive, the only thing he still has is a dog named Parasite (complicated au cross-over event that carried over to the canon. Basically Parasite used to be a clone of mr j but he got turned into a small lil mutant doggo and mellowed out, becoming David’s therapy dog)

David does get to meet all his descendants though and he tries to be as loving and caring to them as his was to his son and granddaughter.

Ok finally time for the other one!

So this time around David passes the course and gets a job at Freddys as a technician. While he works there he falls in love with a man named Toby (same one as before).

David ends up starting to work for Afton Robotics and works his way up in the company.

One day a child spawns inside their home (Jay, yes he just spawns because its just funnier), David notices how Jay looks identical to how he looked as a kid so they both decide to keep and raise them.

A few years later Toby passes away in a car accident leaving David alone to raise Jay while still workin at Afton Robotics. He does his best and tries to make things work around raising Jay and still making sure the company doesn’t fall behind on things (as by this point the original owner and operator of Afton Robotics had been revealed to be a fraud and was sent to prison, David being basically in second command basically became the new owner and operator). Two years after Toby’s death David starts dating again and falls in love with a dude named Joia. They date for about 3 years before getting married. (David is 40 when he marries Joia)

Blah blah wholesome cute family stuff with raising Jay and Jay eventually going and adopting a daughter (Moon).

David is 59 and Joia is 57 when Jay adopts Moon and they continue to be a happy family together.

At the age of 67 David starts to notice his slipping memory and general recall issues and so he and Joia end up going to the doctors about it, they come back finding out that David is in the early stages of dementia. As the years go on he starts to be affected more and more by the dementia, loosing memories and the ability to walk, not wanting to talk, sleeping more and more, being easily confused at where he is and who his family is.

Joia stays by David through it, slowly watching his husband fade away. Jay and Moon both visit frequently to check in on them and spend time with them.

David eventually is taken into the hospital as Joia was informed he only likely had a week left. By this point David has no idea who Joia, Jay or Moon are. To him its just a room of strangers.

The last day he ends up getting his memories back for a short while (something that does rarely happen with dementia irl) and he gets to give a proper goodbye to his family. Joia holds his hand and kisses him one last time on the cheek before David falls asleep again. He sleep for about 30 minutes, his breathing getting slower and slower until he forgets how to breathe and dies at age 85

(And because my friends didn’t want it to be that sad heres the extra part)

David becomes a ghost, regaining all his memories, staying with Joia as he just couldn’t bare to leave him behind. Joia can’t see or hear him, he doesn’t even know he’s there but he does talk to himself sometimes in a way thats meant to be a conversation with David. David answers but yk he can’t be heard by Joia.

About 6 years later Joia also passes away and they are reunited in the afterlife to spend eternity together.

So there you go, all the David lore you could ask for!

#dsaf #dsaf au #dsaf david #b!david #dsaf david lore #b!david lore #b!david angst #david angst #dsaf david angst #mod cd #damnnn 1407 words folks!

[thornescratch]

15 people, 15 questions

@snipertrifle tagged me in the 15 things meme, and it's been sitting in my drafts since early October and I finally finished it.

1. Are you named after anyone? Yeah, my mom told my dad's sister she would name her first girl after her, since my aunt passed away young before I was born, and then they had to find a name that worked with that name. So, my middle name is for my aunt, and my first name was a convenience of assonance accompaniment.

2. When was the last time you cried? Like, actual sustained crying, back in June when my dad died. Some occasional tearing up since then, but each time I have immediately walled it off like some kind of imaginary cask of Amontillado because I have legitimately not had the goddamn time for an emotional breakdown until recently. (Now that it's November, I finally do have the time, but my brain is all, 'Hmm. No. I think we better wait for something innocuous in public to set you off unexpectedly. Perhaps the next time you got to Costco. Gotta keep you guessing.' Some poor customer service person is going to wind up on the witness business end of that, and it is going to be super awkward for everyone.)

3. Do you have kids? No, hasn't worked out that way. I always wanted them, though; I never had any doubt that I wanted to be a parent and have kids. It does make me sad. But I have nephews and nieces and godchildren I adore, so that's something.

4. What sports do you play/have played? Swimming, diving, soccer, some track and field, and I can skate well enough to not fall on my face most of the time.

5. Do you use sarcasm? Never.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? How we would stack up against each other if we were stuck in a situation where cannibalism of the other was the only option for survival. (But in reality, eyes and voices. Sometimes hands.)

7. What’s your eye color? Brown.

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings. I do enjoy scary movies the way God intended, by reading about them in great detail on wikipedia but rarely watching them in full.

9. Any talents? I can tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue; I think my record is like, four in one minute. I can also touch my nose with my tongue and wiggle my ears. I'm okay at writing. Apparently I have the kind of face that people ask me for directions a lot (this is a mistake.)

10. Where were you born? Maryland.

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, hockey, swimming, putting together Legos with the kiddos, screaming about Star Wars, occasional amateur skeletal articulation, foraging, the kind of hiking that's actually just rambling, and baking.

12. Do you have any pets? A turtle obtained through dubious legal means who will probably outlive me, at the rate he's going.

13. How tall are you? 5'6"

14. Favorite subject in school? English, Biology, Art. Surprisingly, Latin.

15. Dream job? I mean, optimally I would receive large amounts of money and not have to work at all! I used to say fiction editor, but now I want to just read whatever I want all day without necessarily trying to make it better. As long as I'm dreaming, anyway.

No pressure for tags, but I could always stand to learn more about @milliebeeweasel, @immoveableobject, @darkisrising, @bronze-lorica, @maikaartwork, @soranokumo-is-catt, @sushiburritonoms, and @marloweseyeball, if only so I can eventually steal their identities (both online and physical).

#meme #me

[shwunari]

A merry, icy Christmas with Xiao and Rei ! :)

Read below for a short story~. <3

“Hey Rei?” Xiao’s voice spoke out quietly into the night as the vigilant Yaksha stood a bit awkwardly, yet tried to maintain his composure. The half fox adeptus looks over at his beloved, his right fox ear twitching with delight.

“Yes, Xiao?” The man spoke softly.

“So..I’ve heard of this..tradition that humans partake in..where they put on shoes with sharp blades on the bottom and glide across thick ice.” The teal haired adeptus spoke, describing what he was trying to portray to Rei. The brunette smiled, chuckling light heartedly at the way Xiao described it.

“You mean ice skating? What about it, my love?” The vulpine arched an eyebrow as he waited for Xiao’s response. His tone never changed.

“I…I would like to partake in this said ice skating…The waters here in Liyue tend to freeze during our winters, and I’ve heard around that it is exceptionally safe to skate on. I just thought maybe you’d like to do an activity with me. That is all...”

Rei giggled, smiling brightly in excitement as he thought of Xiao on ice, and being able to teach him how to ice skate. “Oh, that would be wonderful, Xiao! I would love to ice skate with you.”

Xiao’s cheeks flushed a light shade of pink and he cleared his throat. “I do not know how to ice skate..” He admitted.

“I can teach you.” Rei stood up and walked over to his closet, pulling out two pairs of ice skates. “I usually never use these anymore, but this is perfect.”

“Why do you have two pairs?” Xiao asked curiously.

“Oh, just in case a teal haired adeptus with beautiful golden eyes asked me to ice skate with him~” Rei teased with a mischievous smirk on his lips. “It’s because I tend to ruin them fast since I love ice skating.”

“Ahh…I see.” His face turned a darker shade red.

The two lovers head off to Liyue harbor, where they joined plenty to ice skate.

“Alright, my dearest…” Rei began, stepping out onto the ice. “Nice and steady. I know you’re capable of that.” Rei encouraged with a smile.

Xiao nodded in agreement, staring down at the purple ice skates and the ice. He then carefully stepped onto the ice.

“Alright…now what…?” Xiao asked Rei, a bit of excitement and willingness to learn shining in his golden eyes.

Xiao was a quick learner, but stumbled a few times on the ice. It was cute to Rei. Soon enough though, the two were skating around. Rei showed Xiao a few tricks and they held hands as they skated across the ice. Liyueans who were also skating noticed the couple and thought they were adorable. It was odd yet intriguing to see Adeptus Xiao out and about in the public, as he was always avoiding humans and keeping to himself. But Rei was slowly helping him get out of that shell. He was more at peace with himself and at ease.

Xiao smiled lovingly at Rei. He was head over heels for this man. They both had been through a lot of trauma and troubling events. It was something they unfortunately had in common. Yet that didn’t stop the two from showering each other with the love and care that they both deserved. They skated for what seemed like hours.

Once they grew tired and cold, the two adepti went back home to drink some hot chocolate, cuddling against each other near the fire. Xiao smiled lightly to himself, not used to showing strong emotions. Yet, he couldn’t help the warmth and love he felt at that very moment. And it wasn’t just the hot chocolate.

“Thank you, Rei…I had a lot of fun today…thanks to you.”

“You’re welcome, my dearest Yaksha~.” Rei spoke, rubbing noses with Xiao’s. The affection only caused Xiao to blush in response, flustered as his heart pounded out of his chest.

“You..make me feel things I’ve never felt before—..”

Rei smiled, kissing Xiao’s cheek. “I promise you’ll get used to that feeling, my love.”

Xiao nodded in understanding, taking another sip from his hot cocoa.

“All in due time…”

#xiao genshin impact #xiao #genshin #genshin impact #genshin oc #original character #oc x canon #oc x cc #procreate #ice skating

[linalina-universe]

1902/3 The Wizard of Oz Musical. Soundtrack.

I wanted to discuss this a bit. It's important, but note I bring up the topic of racism here. If you can get a copy from your public library do so. Though some of the songs can be found online in higher quality. Some songs are featured on the Tiger tunes website that are not on the CD/related media. Like "The Scarecrows Song" S Some song on this CD set feature racist lyrics from the 1900s know what you're getting into" My favorite songs from this musical are. The scarecrows song lyrics by Baum "If I only had a brain prototype" I love you all the time "It's simple but cute" Carrie Barry "Lesbians" When you love love love Lyrics by Baum Sammy "A hit" Football "Hilarious" "Possibly ableist?" Hurrah for Baffins Bay "Spongebobian" (Verse 4 uses a dated word) Come Take a skate with me "Adorable" Down on the Brandywine "Has a single racist word" Daisy Donahue "Racist descriptors" I Love Only One Girl in this Wide Wide World "dated descriptors,but cute chorus" Can't you see I'm lonely "Literally me" I'd Like to Go Halves in That "Very funny" Bullfrog and the "Not saying that word" "A cute animal song with a bad opening lyric"

All of the songs that I enjoyed that do feature racist words makes me sad the creators included such awful words. But that was the era.

Bullfrog is an exceptionally cute song but it didnt need to be racist, neither did brandywine, or Daisy donahue. I'd love to see modern takes someday with cleaned up wholesome lyrics. So people can enjoy this version of Oz without the blatant bigotry of past generations. Someone did in fact do a clean brandywine it's real cute. Sammy is the Quintessential song of this musical. It's about a gal pining for a boy. It's super straight. But gosh is it catchy. Could be retooled to be queer. Hurrah for Baffins Bay is one of the punniest in joke songs ever written. I went on reddit and asked actual sailors and they were surprised at how many sailing puns are in the song. Cant you see I'm lonely was featured in "Over the Garden wall" Come Take a skate with me is really cute. I love the idea of going on a date rollerskating. Could easily be retooled to be queer. "Theres a lot of things you never learn at school" Not a favorite But this could be a PROTOTYPE Wogglebug song!

Now there are extra tracks but I'm not really going to go into those. The worst songs are Where she's always sitting "awfully racist" Sitting bull "White people singing about native people isnt it" Pocahontas "As above" "Sweetest girl in Dixie" "Remember the south" Yuck "Must you" so weird I love this CD, but half of the songs are mediocre. They're there for historical context. But this CD has given me a LOVE for vintage music and the origins of american music. It's also opened my eyes to just how "casual" white people were with racism in music of the era. Thankfully there are many songs that wonderful and fun.

#l. frank baum #the wizard of oz #wizard of oz #musical theatre #broadway #musicals #broadway musicals #music history #stereotype

[floridaboiler]

How children perceive their Grandparents......

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye....

2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"

4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied.

6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."

7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!"

8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."

9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6." 10.. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck.. " A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."

13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."

14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!

15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog.

SEND THIS TO OTHER GRANDPARENTS, ALMOST GRANDPARENT

#grandparents #grandkids

[thoughtdump]

I’m back with another rant because I fucking hate this world!

The Kamila verdict timing is genuinely insane. They’re just all insane. It makes me think they timed it then because they know they’ve been cleared and now they can have their whole repulsive propaganda, fake ass “in your face” moment and the possibility of that makes me sick. (I admit I don’t know that much about the entire world of figure skating so I don’t know what actually went into the timing decision. I hope it was just how it panned out but that’d be too easy right?)

I’ve said it ever since the Olympics but I’ll say it again, I have never seen such a disgusting, public, shameless display of abuse on a teenage girl in my life. They’re waving her around like a political pawn, a russian hero and a symbol of “russian strength” but there is no strength, no honor, no glory in abusing a child. All that the world has seen from their organization is weakness and malice. They have no shame, no conscience and at the center of it is a girl who just wanted to skate. Now, she’s been brainwashed and abused and will never just be able to skate as an individual human being. They make their students machines, robots & hide them from the truth for their selfish gain. They are a disgrace. 

It’s hard for me to decide whether I think Kamila herself should be banned. On one hand, the wrong was done, end of story and she needs to learn that you get punished for doing wrong or being a part of wrongdoings. That you need to be conscientious of the world (people) around you and most importantly, she needs to learn that the adults in her life wronged her. Not the media, not the “evil west”, it was her coaches, her state run media, probably even her parents. But even at this I think a ban on her should be short. On the other hand though, she was 15, raised in the four walls of a skating rink with 3 coaches telling her lies, controlling her, abusing her, brainwashing her. What else are you gonna know if all you’ve ever known is the fake little world that’s been built within Sambo70′s walls. This distorted reality they create to keep their students needing them. And at the end of the day, even though I do think 15 year old’s in normal settings have a sense of right and wrong, 15 is still too young to be blamed for this, 15 is still impressionable and 15 is still an age where you’re going to be influenced, especially by the adults in your life who are like parental figures for you. Whether she knew about it and was okay with taking the drugs is irrelevant considering her age, at the center of this are adults who should’ve never let it happen in the first place and they are the only ones to blame.

I’m very nervous for this verdict because as we’ve seen time and time again, in and out of sports, in every country on this planet, justice is rarely, if ever served. Especially when it comes to women and girls and I’m sick of it. If they all get away with this it’s not only another blow to justice but a win for an abusive regime that will take their ego to an even higher, more disturbing place that I just can’t stomach. It’s just so morally wrong and I genuinely think, if Eteri, Daniil, rusfed etc. get away with this, it will be the end of figure skating as we know it. They will never gain the rest of the world’s respect back no matter the verdict, but at least if they are found guilty, fans of the sport could trust that the powers that be will not stand for abusers. If they let them get away with this, the sport falls and I hope there is an uproar from skaters/coaches from other countries.

Overall, my anger is not and has never been with Kamila. She is the victim here. & despite all my anger, there is a bigger sadness watching this unfold, not only for her but for every one of those girls. The reason so many of us are passionate about this case is because probably 90% of us have experienced our own personal versions of injustice and therefore, when we see it, it hits home. I feel pretty indifferent towards Kamila getting banned just as long as her coaches and the entire Tutberidze team/Sambo70 Skating Club get banned for life and goes down in complete, humiliating disgrace.

#I can't respond to any chat messages since this is a sideblog but I do read them! #figure skating #russian figure skating #kamila valieva #eteri tutberidze #team tutberidze #sambo 70 #anna shcherbakova #alina zagitova #beijing 2022 #Olympics #Russian doping

[yourstrullyme]

boop! you have to answer the following questions and get into the ask of 3 your mutuals and make them answer them as well

1. Are you named after anyone?

2. When was the last time you cried

3. Do you have kids

4. What's the first thing you notice about people?

5. What's your eye color?

6. Sad or happy endings?

7. Any special talents?

8. Where were you born?

9. What are your hobbies?

10. Do you have any pets?

11. What sport do you play/ have played?

12. How tall are you?

13. Favourite subject in school?

14. Dream job?

omg this is fun

1. yes, my mom had a grandma that they called Lina, thinking it was a nickname for one out of two possible names so my mom gave me one of them (the prettier of the two imo)... turns out her grandma was just Lina lol

2. oof id say tuesday? ive been terribly sick and stressed out of my mind and had a test i did very badly on and it was just too much

3. nope lol

4. usually... id say the clothes, style, vibes. im bad w faces and eyecontact

5. green w lil brown freckles

6. both? i love bittersweet endings and honestly if the story is good and the ending makes sense i dont care if its happy or sad

7. uuuh im really good at picking up stuff?? like learning something for the first time is pretty easy, perfecting it is tough but starting is easy. i can also move my ears lol

8. Reñaca, Viña del Mar. Chile.

9. they change a lot but id say rock climbing, music in general, and reading and writing would be the most consistent ones

10. YES her name is carlotta and she was born to a dog a friend picked up from the street so i adopted her. shes small but her body is long and short-legged and her hair is colored like a black and white border collie, but her hair is really tough lol and shes got a beard. shes just a mix of a lot of things. she turns 3 in december

11. sooo many lets see... formally i did volleyball and hockey in school, plus athletism where i mostly did long and high jumps amongst other things. football in college (i was a goalkeeper) and now rock climbing, and im also considering joining a jiu jitsu gym with a friend to try and exersize more regularly (and beat the crap out of each other). then on the side ive always dabbled in running, did a bit of skating, rollerskating, some gym stuff, water skiing, fishing, and i tried kayaking for a month and i want to get back into it

12. 1.74 mts

13. so many lol although i enjoyed myself the most in english, spanish and history back in middle and high school, now that im in college i really love economy and anything to do with biology. basically everything lol

14. oh god... no idea. many jobs. id love to have a job that requires me to travel and meet many people, and a lab job or a field job but in research, and a public figure kind of job? the kind were u have to decide stuff and make speeches and shit. id love to write too, to be a writer on a tv show or write books, but also direct or act (i shouldve been a theatre major honestly if i could have aby job this one would probably be it lol) id love to also have a farmer or a shepards job... the long hours in the great outdoors and physical labor just call to me lol

i just feel like my dream job is a dynamic job, nothing too stagnant, but then again that can just be my age talking yknow? maybe when im older i'll just want a good paying job that allows me to be w my loved ones so who knows. ideally though, it would require me to be outside some part of the time lol

this was fun thanks!! also to that anon that asked me the same thing the answers are here but thanks for asking!

#asks #ask #thanks for keeping me entretained while i escape my marketing class #lol #captaintanthamore #also love the new pfp captain looking mighty good #personal

[maeve-simone]

HIIII ask time

2, 21, 49 (the ones u sent me lol >:3) 9, 16, 33, 41 :D

2- lighter or matches?

lighter 100% though mostly bc i’m terrible at lighting matches and never have any. plus lighters are kinda fun. only ever matches for campfires though obv

21- something you've kept since childhood?

i am sooo sentimental so like 30% of my possessions are things i’ve kept since i was little. off the top of my head: essentially every notebook i’ve ever filled up, like 15 of my childhood stuffed animals, every pair of roller skates i’ve ever had, and several boxes of little notes and knick knacks.

49- can you skip rocks?

no </3 but i try every time i am near any body of water large enough. has never worked but maybe someday it will. (on my list of common things i can’t do but try every time anyways: whistling, snapping, skipping rocks)

9- which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

i’m not a coffee drinker (not by choice, i wish i liked coffee sm but i hate the taste) but i am a year round cold drink person. so like,, if i were one it would be cold coffee.

16- can you drive?

can’t drive but hopefully will learn in the next yearish. however i don’t really have a need to other than just wanting to bc i live in a city with lots of public transit and don’t have a car so. just want to learn for fun

33- last adventure you’ve been on?

roller skating in a parade with a friend & then having no idea where we were when the parade was finished. ended up in an area of the city an hour away from where we lived that i had only ever been to once before for a concert. (also had the most horrendous scrape and bruise on my elbow for all of this bc the parade started at the top of a steep hill for some reason)

41- how do you take your coffee?

once again i’m not a coffee person so usually i get a chai latte with oat milk. but if i’m really answering this question there was a period of time last summer where i was determined to get myself to like coffee and would just make an absolute concoction where you couldn’t taste any coffee in it (the problem is i don’t like the taste of milk either so i can’t just add milk to it.) so technically regular iced coffee with milk but with several spoonfuls of hot chocolate powder and a ton of cinnamon (i have finally accepted that i just am never going to like coffee)

this was actually so fun i had the time of my life tyty :-)

#asks #bffs #(i swear i had a tag for mutuals before but cannot remember for the life of me so new one) #mine

[arsonist-chicken]

Opinions (maybe unpopular) on the most popular BC ships

The trope you can't say "no" to and the trope you wouldn't go near?

Also: why did you choose to study Russian? 👀

Alright, I looked at AO3 for the most popular ships and unsurprisingly, Joeleksi is right at the top with uuuh, almost twice as many fics as the next one.

I like Joeleksi! I think they're cute together and their little dances and the hugs with the pat pat are adorable 🥰 That being said, I understand if people get bored with or want to take a break from reading Joeleksi, just because there's so many of them (they make up 19.7 % of BC fics with a relationship right now).

Joonas/Niko does nothing for me, mainly because I'm not really interested in Niko as a fanfic character in general. I don't know why but he just doesn't do anything for me. I don't dislike stories with him as a main love interest but they don't interest me either.

For Joel/Joonas and Olli/Tommi, it really depends on how it's written. I really liked your -- I forgot the title, but the one where Joonas drags Joel to go ice skating and then comes out to him, that was cute! You know, they're close friends, they spend time together, they support and love each other, it's just cute and sweet.

(Unpopular opinion? I don't love it too much when Joel's depicted as some brooding depressed guy and Joonas as his savior who is determined to drag him out of his headspace/befriend him/force him to meet the other band members/... But I get if people want to write that, too, we only see small parts of how the guys actually are and have to build our fanfic chracterisation on that, so of course everyone gets assigned certain character traits.)

I had more thoughts about this but I'm tired and forgot while I was trying to gather the thoughts into a coherent explanation, sorry. So yeah, I really can just say it depends on how they're written if I like them or not.

I do really love Aleksi/Olli. I don't know why but something about them being more reserved (publically) than most of the others and eventually falling in love just gets me 🥺

Can't keep my answers short, can I? On to the next, oops.

Tropes I can't say no to: Love confessions! First kiss! Both of which go with Friends to Lovers! There was only one bed! Characters sitting/walking and talking about their feelings (with their partner/love interest or a trusted friend)! Coming out (esp. as bi or ace)! Idiots in love!

Tropes I won't go near: Major Character Death, miss me with that. Also reader inserts. I don't like anything too dark or violent either.

I also didn't think I liked Soulmate fics OR vampires AND I have trouble following longer fics, especially with a complicated/not straightforward plot, and now look at what you all have me read:

Our circus, our zoo - soulmates! (@lnights)

Paint me the sun, the moon, and the stars - soulmates! (@mondscheinprinzessin)

my bat, my heart - the most cutest most adorablest vampires ever! (@drippinlou)

(This is how) We Sell Our Lies - so long, so thought-through, so smart and clever (@the-very-rubiest)

"Also: why did you choose to study Russian? 👀"

🥲🥲🥲 I looked at which languages you could do for translation and interpreting at my university, and for everything except Russian, you had to be on at least an A-levels level, and I had never had a single lesson in any of the other languages (Spanish, French, Italian), so my only options were English, which I'd had of course, and Russian, which you could study from scratch. I thought hey, I've always been good at languages and they teach you Russian from zero onwards, that's managable, right? So now I'm here with 5 years for a 3-year degree because I kept failing my grammar classes and also just didn't study enough in general and lost all motivation etc. you know how it is.

Anyway, I still have days and bursts of energy and motivation where I am SO motivated and happy to study Russian, in general I do really love learning languags and about culture stuff, but I think I don't want to keep studying it at university - the constant knowledge in the back of my mind that I HAD to study this and that topic at a certain time or else I'd fail (which I DID, mind you) and have to live with all the consequences really took the enjoyment out of it.

I know it will be harder to keep learning Russian by myself and I'll have to revise a LOT first, but I'll also have the freedom to skip topics I don't care about - sorry, sorry, but I can NOT be bothered to learn about another tsar Alexander or Peter the fiftieth and whatever they did or what the highest mountain or the longest river in Russia is. Or maybe I will! Maybe now, those can be little fun facts to know instead of facts to learn by heart so I'll pass an exam!

So yeah. Picked Russian because it was my only option, loved it at first and grew frustrated more and more, somehow finished it still and am now hoping to get new motivation and especially excitement in learning Russian again! Your fics will certainly help, I'm sure ✨

Also sorry, I'm just incapable of keeping my answers short, it seems.

#thanks! #hmmm i'm going to sleep it's 4am regrettably #asks #rosalba-robi #wait let me queue this for tomorrow