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knithacker · 1 year
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Too Cute Crocheted Baby Cowboy Hat & Boots - I Got Spurs That Jingle, Jangle, Jingle: 👉 https://buff.ly/3ldJHwZ 🤠
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firsttimemommy333 · 1 year
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liquidstar · 7 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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croffle-bits · 1 year
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Fighting God in his own home
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plounce · 26 days
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people online talk so much about hating babies and kids but in "the meatspace" people LOVE babies. hang out with a baby and you will see so many people staring at you with big smiles and waving at you and going "that baby is SO cute" and generally being pleasant unprompted. the lady at the vietnamese place just now gave us like three extra soup spoons because my niece loves those spoons but kept dropping them on the floor and the lady kept giving us more with a massive smile on her face. on our walk today a bunch of construction guys waved and grinned at her the whole time we walked by, and when we passed by an elementary school a little girl said "your baby's really sweet!" babies are not balls of irritation and hatred they are beacons of joy and kindness actually and they bring out the best in strangers. whenever im out with her we have multiple positive interactions with strangers who are so happy to see her. or maybe it's just that my baby niece is the cutest most wonderful baby in the world :]
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hinamie · 3 days
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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wowwforever · 6 months
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Mario Kart Idea : Baby Park 2
okay so my main idea was to create a track where you're constantly going into traffic.
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basically you need to do this double figure 8 3 times, but in the mean-time you have to survive the intersections. item boxes will be placed on both sides of the circle, essentially reloading you before you go head-first into oncoming traffic.
this will be the worst mario kart course ever if made.
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abisalli · 1 year
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bring your kid to work day 
★bonus:  he’s impressed 
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stilitrash · 8 months
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The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed
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firsttimemommy333 · 10 months
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greykolla-art · 2 months
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I’ve been so inspired by @bananadramaaa lately!
Their human Alastor and Mimsy comics drive me insane!
I’m realising how cool their relationship is: it’s giving sibling energy!👌👌👌
just two pals looking out for each other while they murder!
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aterfish · 3 months
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Good thing it was a short spin
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madamequackers · 9 months
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I don't see myself ever having children.
But if I ever did, I would purposely have my infant wear opposite clothes just to fuck with people.
Nothing makes me feel more dubious than the thought of taking my baby out for a stroll and have someone's grandma say, "oh she's so cute". To which I reply, "thanks, he's about 4 months now" and watch the color drain from meemaw's face.
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bluerosefox · 4 months
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Uncle Damian Mode ACTIVATE
Twins Danny and Damian but! They both know where the other is (Damian going to Bruce and Danny being sent to the Fentons on a mission at a young age), has kept in touch and all that.
They just...never got around to telling anyone about the other.
That is until Danny comes interrupting Damian on patrol one night in a panic, pushes a bundle into his arms and hurriedly says "Read our texts! It'll explain! I gotta go, got a fruitloop on my tail! Be back when I can!"
And rushes off. When Damian looks down at the bundle in his arm, ignoring the yelling on comms and Nightwing rushing over, he is stunned to see a almost identical face to that of his brother staring back at him, only he can tell its female from the more delicate features.
When he later reads the texts his brother sent during his patrol... well he's tempted to go fruitloop hunting but he has a niece to take of... and inform his father of his granddaughter he's currently holding.
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wasyago · 2 months
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various tango doodles
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