#can of beer

[buppkizz]

these 2 dragging sniper out of isolation to come hang

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 sniper #they are the bros of all time 2 me #they watch everything together and i feel like they'd appreciate each other's tastes in a lot #sit by the campfire crack beers n shoot the cans while talkin about the latest gunsmoke ep that just aired on the outdoor tv engie set up #demo is swinging his sword around drunkenly while they are doing this and has almost cut their heads off god knows how many times #maybe actually cut their heads off a couple times #all in good fun!!

[nocek]

Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

#peter b parker #spiderman #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #tbh i notice that i have this group of fave characters that really fall under category of #i need to wrap them in nice fuzzy blanket and give them a hot cocoa #and miguel kinda pings my blanket and cocoa senses #but more like in an impending doom sense? #like he is going to get his ass kicked so much in the next movie #beyond is so going to be like you like this broken man? #hold my beer we can break him some more #i can just feel it in my bones #because for right now he pings my need to spray him with a water like a naughty cat he is an then hold him in air jail till he calms down #which objectively is a bad idea #unless you are this sunshine idiot spiderman that i love #and here is long story long why this comic happened :B

[egophiliac]

Hi! i love your art! And I'm curious about something: what do you think of the staff? And which is your favorite?

thank you! ❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE the staff, I wish we got to see more of them -- every once in a while we'll get a little side bit of them interacting with each other and it's always SO good. (for that and more proof that EHN is the best event, see: the teachers trying to hold their own Halloween party without Crowley noticing because they don't want to invite him. why was this one scene and not a long-spanning subplot like it deserved to be. we were robbed.)

I have probably made it pretty obvious which of the staff is my favorite, because I love characters who are huge morons who couldn't read a room if they had industrial-strength prescription glasses:

but I'm pretty fond of all of them! it takes a certain kind of person to work at NRC for more than five minutes. though I do think Trein is probably my second favorite? he LOVES his cat! he LOVES his wife! he LOVES history even though he is fed up with these teens and their wacky misadventures! also, I really want to hear the rest of his saucy makeout story. talk about dangling plot threads. 😔

genuinely we need more staff interactions in canon, there is so much untapped hilarity there I CAN FEEL IT

#art #twisted wonderland #gif warning #gifs that probably count as a jumpscare just because of crowley's face warning #i don't know why my mind always goes to the teachers drinking together #it feels right though #(it's juice and root beer) #(vargas is just Like That) #(he's probably also planning on how he can take the students out to the wilderness and hunt them down for a third time) #(crowley: well it doesn't use any extra budget so go ahead)

[satsuha]

🎉 happy anniversary 🐙Ⅱ!! 🍻

can't believe it's been a year already!! i love this game to bits

#octopath traveler 2 #octopath traveler ii #satsuhart #octo2 #osvald v. vanstein #throne anguis #ochette #castti florenz #hikari ku #temenos mistral #agnea bristarni #partitio yellowil #agnea is drinking raspberry juice as she should (and as she prefers) #really really love the concept of taverns in the octopath series... the banters... meeting travelers who aren't on your party... #2's addition of the gramophone is also extremely cute and i like how it's technically 'plot relevant' (to partitio's story) #also as a side i like how when you look at therion and throne across both gens you can see whether it's meant to be during or post-game #(or the artist forgot to draw it lmao but it's intentional here) #also if anyone cares: i know metal tankards are used in partitio's illust and is most likely what was used over glass mugs for alcohol #but uhh i just wanted to draw sparkly beer 😇 i did my research tho i prommy

[pokeberry5]

thug beatdown round 2: electric boogaloo

(extras, cw flashing gif:)

alt:

the fit:

#tim drake #dc #sart #cw flashing #im grateful to the femme tim people for indulging me bc im back on my bullshit #long hair tim!!! LONG HAIR TIM!!! #if dick can have a long hair moment so can tim #further #as a canonical nightwing fan i think tim would at some point try to emulate that (also as a possible successor to the mantle) #(altho the nightwing!damian to batman!cass art i saw once also lives rent free in my mind) #AND if we track the progression of tim's hair from robin to red robin #this is the natural conclusion #in this essay i will— #aside but altho the only time i've seen jack drake drinking in the comics it was beer #we're gonna pretend he was fond of whiskey for the Aesthetic #also traditional upper class white man things #and tim drinks whiskey as a begrudging homage to the father he never really got to share drinks with beyond that one time he got magically #aged up #((i got a new dress and i thought tim would look nice in it)) #god i can finally think about other things now

[firstfullmoon]

Bianca Stone, “The Future Is Here,” in Someone Else’s Wedding Vows

#I shot at a beer can until my hands went numb and I loved her the whole time !!!! #w #poetry #bianca stone

[doubleragnarok]

I got tired of full-fledged artwork and decided to do some silly sketches

#morpherine #wolverine #morph #wolverine x morph #logan howlett #We need more everyday scenes with these two #Wolverine mercilessly destroys beer #kevin sydney #Morph is the only one who can always make Logan laugh #markers #traditional art #my drawings #artist on tumblr #logan x morph #x men 97

[firsttarotreader]

There are more, but I can’t for the love of me find them now! 🤭🤭

#pedro pascal #beer can #🍺

[sketchytea]

my piece for the @hws-anthology! it's the gang enjoying some spicy street hotpot on a humid summer's evening 🍲

thanks to the mods for their enduring patience, and for pulling this off. i'm happy to have participated in something like this with so many friends and creators i admire 🧡

#yes that is tsingtao beer and yes that is a can of wanglaoji and yes. leo is texting 'that nordic boy' again #hws #hws-anthology #wang yao #im yong soo #xiao mei #leo wang #honda kiku #hws china #hws south korea #hws taiwan #hws hong kong #hws macau #hws japan #fanart #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #hetalia

[kropotkindersurprise]

November 7, 2022 - Ted Cruz got hit in the head with a well-aimed White Claw can during a parade in Houston, Texas. [video]

#ted cruz #karma #antifa #antifascism #antifascist action #houston #beer can #headshot #gif #2022 #funny #direct action #republicans #texas #usa #us #beer #politician #white claw

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

HOT TAKE.... They'd be cute :]

#Dina being Ceroba's shoulder to lean on when she doesn't think anyone else will understand ✋🏾 #Ceroba having no idea how to flirt/not recognizing when people are flirting with her #Dina being okay with her feelings not being reciprocated as long as she can help by listening to her when she needs it. #the two having heart to hearts with Ceroba being the last customer in the saloon #i have so many thoughts #undertale #undertale yellow #utdr #uty #ceroba #ceroba uty #dina #dina uty #ceroba x dina #cerdina #dinroba #??? #I'm sorry i am NOT calling them beer yuri 😭😭😭 #I ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG STARLO #starlo #starlo uty #my art #sketch

[1percentcharge]

summertime when you’re in high school and have nothing to do with your life starring Crystal

#my art #oc: crystal #I’ll post each of these drawings on their own later #or at least the second one #now I really want to draw more things where I can give my ocs wall decorations to reflect their interests #the cans are root beer but I forgot to draw the A&W

[grizzly-bear-official]

salmon slammin'.....soon.....

#13 hour work day my back is Killing me #idk if i could slam salmon even if i tried to rn. i can and will absolutely slam these beers though #not bears #bear barks #alcohol mention #bc of the tags #how are yall doing today? hopefully good :] #if youre still reading this you should send @bearotonin-international some salmon slammin asks tomorrow #bearotonin doesnt get enough salmon slammin asks #and the team deserves some

[birues]

"I do not know the shape of his pain, nor how it shaped him into the man he became. But I know that when man first tasted loneliness and fear, bitterness and despair, he shared in their torment.

And now, as we are called to sleep, he beams. And I know─I know it is because of you.

Thank you."

-Hythlodaeus, from Days Gone by, Days Yet to Come

#final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #hythlodaeus #emet selch #emet-selch #ffxiv endwalker #ffxiv shadowbringers #ffxiv #endwalker spoilers #shadowbringers spoilers #my gifs #OKAY. OKAY. i'm VEEEEEEERY normal about them i swear #very. EXTREMELY normal #okaaay so. #y'all. THE DEVOTION OF THESE THREE... #THE LOVE THERE #im screaming #me: there's no way i can love hythlo more #squire enix: ahahahah hold my beer #i love theemmm

[powdermelonkeg]

Okay but given that you can make alcohol from just about any plant, a world built around Minecraft could have SUCH a liquor cabinet.

You’ve got your basics, the potato and wheat vodka, gin, whiskey, then rum from sugarcane or beet sugar if you’re feeling a little adventurous.

Then you’ve got the fancier things. Dandelion and melon wine, spike vodka, pumpkin liqueur, applejack. Zhuyeqing jiu and chocolate liquor if you REALLY want to go for the cool stuff.

You’ve got mead and all kinds of moonshine, everything from carrots to kelp to sawdust brandy if you live out in the Badlands. Sunflower and rose spirits, lilac wine, even milk liquor and advocaat if you want to deviate from plants a bit.

But then you’ve got the plants that don’t exist in our sphere.

Chorus liqueur, dripleaf absinthe, glowberry champagne and sweet berry wine, glow lichen beer and crème de spore blossom, golden apple cider, glistering cordial. For the truly danger-seeking, wither rose lanique.

#minecraft #worldbuilding #alcohol tw #that's not even going into the FLAVORS you can add!!! #mushrooms and shroomlights in beer #nether wart maybe as a common flavoring #all kinds of cocktails and stuff #you've got different woods for barrels too #and allium is technically onion so #that's a WHOLE new can of flavors there #fun fact as i was researching this i found out there's an alcohol made from carrots that's just called C #we should do more with carrots seriously #also also lichens were used to make beer historically! #it was a brief stint but it's possible #also sawdust brandy. that's actually from an old loz project #i was trying to look up what kinds of alcohol would be possible in a decaying world like lorule #and sawdust brandy was up there #edit: if people are seeing this version where kefir is replaced #yes kefir is (minorly) alcoholic #you can fail a dui test if you have enough of it #in the same sense that poppy seed muffins can make you fail an opium test #if your tolerance is super low you CAN get buzzed off it #however #I put it on the list initially to have something milk-based for alcohol #it was originally kumis which is stronger #but it’s mare milk and you can’t get milk from horses in minecraft #I have since replaced it with milk liquor because 1. lithuania somehow has done it #and 2. china made vodka out of milk??????? #the site called it lai jiu but I can’t find anywhere else calling it that #so milk liquor it is!

[blazersparker]

Me when I'm Fucking Crazy Abou5 them

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #kai smith #blazedoesart #zane julien #kai jiang #oppositeshipping #TEEHEEEE #oppo dancing together is . is is so so #soooo #rotating them dancing in my. head #MADDEN IF YOURE READING THIS #THIS ONE GOES OUT TK YOU !!!! #[lifts up my beer can and hollers] #kidding i do not drink beer. lifts up my cup of milk #btw Jess from culculas is real but she was Nya's girlfriend not Kai's #kais bitchless