#cant wait to be dead

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 8: Duke)

<<Part 7: Damian    |    Part 9: Barbara >>

[Masterlist]

Duke: My turn!

Bruce: Finally I can count on something normal.

Bruce: [migraine noises]

Dick: I feel like this information and Damian is a bad combination.

Damian: Grayson, I am offended you assume I need lessons from Duke on how to lead troops

Tim: You should bring the beard back Bruce.

Steph: Yeah your amnesia era was kind of a slay

Barbara: My dad’s Batman era was not a slay

Jason: Well maybe slay in a different sense-

Duke: That’s all behind us we’re moving on!

Bruce: I don’t think-

Jason: Bruce sit down and don’t pretend like this isn’t exactly what you did to form your child gang

Bruce: I don’t-

Steph: Look into our eyes, Bruce, and tell us, your crimefighting children, that you did not start a child gang

Bruce: Hn.

Tim: That’s what I thought.

Steph, Barbara, Cass: [hysterical laughter]

[talking over each other]

Dick: That is not what I looked like!

Jason: I looked so much cooler as Robin than that!

Tim: I looked cooler because I had pants, I can’t speak for you two.

Damian: My costume has been improved vastly since that iteration.

Steph: Alright, traffic cones.

Duke: Okay really not the point

Barbara: Seems like this step should’ve come before the outfits?

Duke: It was my first time starting a gang let me live

Jason: Shouldn’t “training” have been part of-

Duke: This is not open for criticism thank you

Steph: Yeah only Bruce can critique Duke’s child-gang leader skills as a fellow child-gang leader

Bruce: [noises of general regret]

Bruce: Why does something absurd always happen with you guys when I’m gone

Tim: Maybe because nobody in this house knows how to cope with loss or something I don’t know

Dick: Also it gets so much worse Bruce

Dick: I mean that wasn’t exactly your fault

Jason: Cop Batman didn’t seem to agree

Barbara: [sighs]

[talking over each other]

Jason: Woah woah woah

Tim: Hired??? You did not hire-

Damian: I did not say that?

Jason: Also I don’t remember being asked nicely I remember saving your a-

Dick: ‘Specialist’ sounds pretty cool and professional thank you Duke :)

Steph: Is that Damian in a Court of O-

Damian: The situation was resolved I am fine now

Tim: “Beat up some bird guys”

Jason: I mean besides the imprisonment and attack on a school and Dick leaving us in the dust for a hot second there that’s basically what happened

Dick: I did not-

Bruce: Excuse me?

Duke: Don’t worry about it :)

Tim: That’s n-

Cass: [signing] The Court of Owls is still-

Damian: That is libel

Steph: What a cute picture

Jason: Weren’t there casualti-

Duke: I have no idea what you’re talking about everything was fine in the end and everything is good!

Bruce: I am... so worried about all of you

Barbara: Well anyway let’s keep that streak going, it’s my turn. >:)

<<Part 7: Damian    |    Part 9: Barbara >>

[Masterlist]

#batfamily powerpoint au #I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD #GUESS WHO FINISHED HER FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE #also in march i had to fly home for a funeral so i've been busy #and like going through it #BUT IM BACKKKKK #also I barely remember the events of We Are Robin and Robin War #lets just agree to overlook the inevitable mistakes #anyway love yall and i cant wait to finish up this series #sorry for the wait #batfamily #batman #duke thomas #the signal #batfam #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce waybe #jason todd

[cherrirui-official]

"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

#for context uhmm how do i explain this #so around a few weeks after Jd arrives Bruce is like “Hey... where are the others?” #and Jd is like “ooooh 🤪🤪 he doesnt know...” #Since at this time JD believes that the entire tribe is dead. including his brothers and grandma #so Jd has to take Bruce to the now abandoned troll tree and give him the bad news #Bruce doesnt believe it at first. even if the tree is abandoned they cant be dead? right?? they cant be #so he rushes over to their grandma's pod. thinking that theyre just in hiding and waiting for them to return #and all Bruce is able to find in the empty pod is Branch's old stuffed toy Croco #which solidifies to Bruce that everyone is dead. their friends their family. everyone #Bruce is obviously devastated by the news. he doesnt show it a lot but he doesnt take it too well #he ends up bringing Croco with him back to Vacay Island and patches Croco up #since Croco is a bit worn out due to being left in the pod for years #and since then Bruce always keeps Croco hidden in his hair. both as a memoir of his baby brother #and also a reminder of how he failed as an older brother... ouch #ofc the others arent dead. its just that now both Jd AND Bruce believe that the rest of the trolls are dead #also King Trollex is there bc i wanted to put him there. I like Trollex :] #a knee ways more bb au art i promise the next bb au art will be lighthearted #tho now im gonna work on the next violet gijinka batch bc ive been starving my friendlocke audience for too long #sorry friendlocke fans ill feed u next dw #cherris canvas #trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #king trollex #beach bros au #sorry for rambling in the tags i hope u dont mind ahaha

[ghoulinfuschia]

Living in delululand rn

#Mother daughter moment #God #Why is she dead #Me creating a version of Nori that’s so far from how she actually is #Im a tad insane #I cant wait for episode 7 to destroy my made up version of her WAHAHAHA #Murder drones #Uzi Doorman #Nori Doorman #Honeybee doodles

[madpatti]

Finished this redraw :)

#fan art #drawing #horror #slasher #tiffany ray #chucky #childs play #art #chuckys bride #seed of chucky #cant wait for them to be in #dead by daylight #dbd #madpatti

[bidaryl]

you're from america? place called the commonwealth, right? i found your tape recorder. how did you come to be in france? a bunch of bad decisions.

THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON —1.01; L'âme Perdue

#m #all week at work ive been like. on my day off its daryl dixon hours ONLY. and u know what? #i was right. #anyway. am in love with him. need ep 2 right now #i know its probably out as of 20 minutes ago but i cant see it till my sisters free to watch as well #but. until then maybe episode one will always be my maybe #twddd #twdedit #the walking dead: daryl dixon #dd 1.01 #gifs #daryl dixon #wait can i tag ppl? do ppl wanna be tagged in daryl stuff?? becos i would love to be tagged in daryl stuff but im me

[hammannii]

THE....

Why are you so....

THEY MADE HIM SO SILLY😭😭😭 He's so cute

#Hamm's 1999 #reverse 1999 #Click is like a cat but in a pathetic kind of way #hes dead tho so i dO FEEL BAD FOR CALLING HIM PATHETIC BUT HE IS #i cant wait for the most toecurling painful angst ever the moment people grab his lore #its me im the people

[several-ravens]

Thank you so much @lousysharkbutt for drawing these two! I love them so much <3

#les mis #grantaire #enjolras #my favourite dead revolutionaries #i cant wait to receive the second print to put them both on my wall

[sleepychaika]

it aint much but its honest work

#johnkat #homestuck #john egbert #karkat vantas #im sad because of how dead the tag is please have some spare jhnkts from my skech book #its a shame i cant draw digitally for now. id color this. hey does anybody want to color this #every time i sketch john his hair is different i CANNOT settle #its so hard to interpret those 3 hair triangles of his so i end up coming up with something of my own....... #also i moved on from drawing karkat w/ curly hair because .ok wait ill stop lest i turn these tags into a headcanons infodump #john #karkat #.txt

[rapidhighway]

he is on the grass!!!!

#noooo i cant believe i literally dropped dead right before finishing making this post lmaoo i uploaded the pic last night and DROPPED man #and it was just here waiting all this time sxfgfdsfd #that how drawing in bed ends kids #your head hits the keayboard and sees no difference from a pillow lmao #knuckles the echidna #sonic #sonic the hedgehog fanart #art #digital art #doodle

[py6oto]

tumblr is doing the thing where it bugs out and doesnt listen to me again. sorry if this post gets weird of the images are out of order. i did not do that on purpose !!

XEN, PS+, SWEET VOICE, BATTLE, CHUCKECHEESE, GOODBYE and FREEDAY!!! FREEDOM!!!!

these are the remaining aitober prompts !! yes it's november. the universe did not want me to finish these on time ( T --- T )

but whatevs. here you go !!

i also wanted to thank you for all of your love and support. we just hit 700 on youtube and we're very close to 300 here on tumblr !!! if i could scream i would !!! unfortunately i designed my character to have no mouth. i never thought my art would be seen by such a large public. let alone be seen by a public at all !!! and such a supportive and lovely one at that !!! thank you all, really. if i could hug you all i would. or i could give you a pat on your back if you don't like hugs, or a little heart sticker if you don't like touch. or a

(sorry for the super long post and unorganized images. it seems that me changing these is whats messing the big posts up ... )

#hlvrai #hlvrai fanart #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai coomer #hlvrai tommy #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai bubby #aitober #aitober day twentyfive #aitober day twentysix #aitober day twentyseven #aitober day twentyeight #aitober day twentynine #aitober day thirty #aitober day thirty one #i hope everyone had a good halloween and day(s) of the dead by the way :} #i cant wait for the sequel day of the death where we KILL each other #tumblr i swear to god if the images get messed up im going to tumblr headquarters and fighting mx. tumblr

[petite-phthora]

Hell yeah

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first… murder? - part 17]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Danny opens the door to see Red Hood on the other side. They smile and greet each other before Danny steps outside.

“What’s with the bags?” Red Hood asks, gesturing towards the bags Danny has with him.

“Well, this one,” He starts, holding one of the bags up, “is filled with the tp for the manor. While this one,” he holds up the other bag, “has to do with the second part of the date.”

“It’s a surprise for later, so no peeking!” Danny says, wagging his finger.

Red Hood holds up his arms in surrender and nods in response.

“Alright, I won’t peek.”

“Good.” Danny nods, satisfied with the answer.

“Though, would you like me to carry one of those?” Red Hood asks, pointing towards the bags.

Danny opens his mouth to respond but pauses, giving Red Hood a suspicious look.

“This isn’t some ploy to look inside the date bag, is it?”

Red Hood shakes his head in response.

“Nope. Just a genuine question on whether you want me to carry one of those bags or not. No ulterior motives.” He says, not sounding all too convincing.

Danny, who has his eyes still narrowed, gives in.

“Alright. But you carry this one.” He says, handing over the bag with the tp in it.

Red Hood takes it with a nod. They then start walking towards the entrance of the building. Once outside they head over to where Red Hood parked his motorcycle.

“Here, you can put the bags in the saddle bag,” Red Hood says, opening said saddle bag and putting the bag he was carrying inside it before gesturing for Danny to put the one he was carrying in.

After everything is secured and ready, they take off towards the manor.

Instead of going to the front of the manor with the gate, Red Hood takes a different route. They stop somewhere around the back of the manor, beside the stone wall surrounding the property.

Danny takes the bag with the tp with him, leaving the other at the motorcycle.

After looking over the wall to see that none of the manor’s residents are near, they go over it. Luckily for them, the wall isn’t too high and they climb and get down from it with ease.

They go over to the manor and once close enough they stop. Danny holds out the bag he brought between them and opens it up. He takes out some tp rolls and hands one over to Red Hood. They grin at each other.

“Let’s give this manor a little make-over”

“Hell yeah”

Those are the last words spoken between them before they start throwing the rolls at the manor.

---

Danny has another roll of toilet paper in his hand, preparing his next throw. Red Hood is next to him, helmet under his arm, having taken it off a while ago.

They’re both grinning at each other, Red Hood giving Danny a thumbs up in encouragement.

Both grins are quickly wiped off their faces when they hear a pointed ‘ahem’ from behind. Danny turns around startled, the toilet paper roll he was holding falling into the grass when he drops it.

Red Hood, who hadn’t jumped like Danny had, turns around curiously to look at who was interrupting their fun.

Behind them stands an older man with gray hair and a mustache. He’s dressed in an impeccable three-piece suit. He looks at them with a kind and open expression, as if they aren’t trespassers currently defiling the place he works/lives at.

“Good afternoon, Red Hood and guest. Would either of you care for some refreshments? The cookies are just about done.” The newcomer says.

Danny and Red Hood turn to look at each other. Danny gives him a questioning look. Red Hood just shrugs in response. They both turn back to the man in front of them and Danny speaks up.

“Hell yeah, we would love some cookies. If you don’t mind, sir…?”

“Alfred Pennyworth, I’m the Wayne family butler. And your name is?” Mr. Penny inquires as he starts leading them inside the manor and towards the kitchen.

“Danny Fenton at your service, Mr. Pennyworth,” Danny says, doing a silly little bow and almost tripping before he manages to right himself again with a sheepish grin.

“Please, call me Alfred, Mr. Fenton.”

“Only if you call me Danny.”

“Alright. Now, Mr. Danny, Red Hood, would either of you care for a cup of tea?”

---

Jason is looking at Danny and Alfred from a small distance as they are chatting over some cookies and tea. He has his arms crossed and a soft smile across his face.

He doesn’t jump when a voice coming from his right speaks up.

“New Brother?”

He turns to look beside him to see Cass curiously looking over in Danny’s direction. Jason gives her a slight scoff.

“That’s in-law, for you,” he pauses, the next word coming out a lot softer as he turns back to look at Danny who seems to be laughing at something, “hopefully…”

Cass nods in response.

“You’re happy?” She asks with a tilted head.

Jason nods seriously.

Cass smiles.

“Good. Then I’m happy.” She says before disappearing, leaving them be.

---

Behind Danny’s back, Jason catches Alfred’s eye and signs to him.

“I just remembered, the laundry should be done now. Please, excuse me.” Alfred says before leaving the room.

Once Alfred is out of sight Danny turns towards Jason, shoving the last bits of the cookie he was eating inside his mouth.

“So, you ready to get that autograph?” Jason asks him, holding out his hand towards Danny.

Danny glances over at the door Alfred just left through before looking back over at Jason and smiling at him.

“Hell yeah.” He says before taking Jason’s hand and using it to get up from his seat.

Without letting go of his hand, Jason starts leading Danny through the manor.

There’s no way they’d have been able to avoid all cameras in the manor, especially since they went inside with Alfred, so Jason doesn’t bother trying to be sneaky.

They already know of Danny anyway…

While they’re walking towards where Jason knows Tim’s room is, Danny looks curiously around the place.

“Say, how do you know your way around here so well?” He asks Jason.

“I’ve been around here a few times.” He replies casually.  “You don’t wanna know how many of their gala’s have been attacked or the amount of times the Wayne’s have been held hostage” He rolls his eyes. Jason stops walking.

“Alright, I’m pretty sure this is Mr. Drake-Wayne’s room,” Jason says, opening the door of one of the various rooms in the manor and stepping inside.

“Do I want to know how you’d know which rooms belong to which residents?”

“Probably not.”

“Alright, then I won’t ask,” Danny replies with an unconcerned shrug.

Danny looks around the room, inspecting it while taking care not to touch anything.

“Hmmm, do you think he’ll have any documents with his signature here? Or does he keep them all at that Wayne Tower thingy?

“Might’ve been a smarter idea to have gone there for something of use…” Danny says, muttering the last part more to himself than to Jason.

Jason shrugs in response, walking towards the desk.

“He probably has something lying around we could snatch. But if need be, I wouldn’t say no to breaking into the tower and getting the signature from there.”

“More breaking and entering, huh? Would that be another date?” Danny says before fake swooning. “How romantic” Danny grins, trying to ignore how warm his face feels.

Jason snorts at the bit. He then starts looking through the papers lying on the desk,  picking up one of the pieces of paper. He scans it, finding it to be some sort of agreement contract between Wayne Enterprises and some other tech company.

It didn’t seem too important and, knowing Tim, if it were he’d probably already have multiple copies and back-ups at another location.

Now that Jason’s thinking about it, this paper is most likely already a copy and not the original. So he feels no remorse handing it over to Danny.

“Here, check this out.” Jason points to the bottom of the document where Tim’s signature is located.

Danny takes the document from him, glancing over the signature with a smile.

“Alright! This is perfect, thanks Red!” He looks up from the document and beams at Jason, who makes a ‘don’t worry about it’ gesture.

Danny then puts the paper into his bag for safekeeping before speaking up again.

“Soooo… Wanna finish our tp project before ditching this place for the second part of the date?”

“Hell yeah,” Jason responds with a grin.

---

Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea @uraniumwizard @why-must-i-be-like-this @griffinthing @i23432i @imsotiredfanficlovertm @jaguarthecat @arkita-shadow @ilydana @jai-twin

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #I apologize for the long wait once again #i got a serious case of writers block :/ #i hope to post next chap soon #but i cant promise anything #also let’s all imagine Jason’s motorcycle a saddle bag that all the bags fit in ok? #And I have no clue what the manor would look like/looks like #like if it would or would not have a stone wall around it #So please just work with me #it doesn’t have to be 100% accurate as this is just a fic and it’s not even all that important to the story #also Cass knows Jason has been on a date #but not who that date is/what he looks like #which is why she asked ‘new brother?’ #instead of immediately knowing/assuming it’s the guy Jason’s dating :p

[lucasoliko]

1904 wip

Sorry I don't have much time for drawing for myself lately :(

It's kinda sad because I want to do so many things but I literally can't, school drains my time and my energy completely and I always end up in bed doing nothing, anyway I felt like drawing Javier this weekend so here's a wip I don't know when I'll finish sadly

#even though i don't have the time i still tried smth new for this because i cant keep still #cant wait to finish this school year and graduate #i just wanna be free #i love javier sm #this is for the mysterious 1904 au avi and i will eventually explain #javier escuella #red dead redemption #fanart #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #artists on tumblr #lucasolikos art #wip

[lotus-pear]

ofc dazai is still alive. mf is like a roach that doesn’t die no matter how many times you stomp on him💀💀

#ARREGHHHH I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER FOR FYODOR DEATH SCENE #AND SKK REUNION #at least it will be an early christmas present 😔 #also at least we didn’t get an anime only ending?? but things aren’t looking good for fyodor :( #manga and anime are playing out exactly the same😭😭😭 #also why is manga fyodor so mean he literally went “stfu and give me the antidote i don’t need ur praise” and then snatched the antidote💀 #waaaaa ouugghhhh exploding (just like fyodor next chp fr) #NIKOLAI… WAS SO CUTIE PATOOTIE OMFG🥺🥺🥺the dejected look he had when fyo said he wanted him dead😭 #I LOVE HIM :((( #I LOVE THEM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #HIS DEATH IS GOING TO HURT SO BAD #dazai ate too ig😒 #bungou stray dogs

[adharastarlight]

Listen, I haven't read cr yet but my general understanding is that people need to fucking listen when Regulus threatens them

#i cant wait till its finished #bc i cant read unfinished fics #and i want to read it so so badly #crimson rivers #fic: crimson rivers #zeppazariel #cr #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #regulus arcturus black

[gammija]

Gwen is such a fun character and I can't wait to learn more about her. I mean, compared to the other employees, she seems like an aggressively uptight and career-oriented person, who feels like she should be mingling with marketing types instead of sorting ghost stories. but zoom out and she's spent years working at a shitty office job for the government with low pay, not even having made it to any management role, while her old friends are making partner at law firms. she may act all cool and collected but youre fooling no one gwen. deep down you too are an awkward weirdo incapable of not taking a task seriously, terrible at networking, and desperately trying to fit your life into a shape you feel people expect of you

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp s1 #gwendolyn bouchard #we'll see if im dead-on or completely wrong with this characterization later #but for now im gnawing on her #cant wait to see her ''getting what she wants'' as per the livestream #gwendolyn #joos yaps

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

The Sex Lives of College Girls Season 2 | Official Trailer | HBO Max

#i forgot this show was coming back #hell yeah #cant wait for them #sex lives of college girls #slocg #tslocg #bela x eric #eric x bela #season 2 baby #mekki leeper #amrit kaur #bela malhotra #eric miller #gif #gifs #gifset #short king #the flirting #dead #cant wait for their slow burn though #nerd prince