#cass hack

[khaoticqueer]

Cassandra Hack! anyways everyone should read Hack/Slash: Back to School

#hack/slash #hack/slash back to school #hack slash cassie #cassie hack #cassandra hack #cass hack #hack/flash fanart #hack slash back to school fanart #fanart #lineless art #illustration #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #comic art #horror art #horror comic #art style #drawing #cassie hack fanart #slasher art

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

My version of Acid Angel is very different from the comic's canon

Number 1: she spits acid rather than producing it when she's turned on because that's just fucking gross and weird

Number 2: she's lesbian and isn't a serial killer and is actually Cassie's girlfriend

#hack/slash #acid angel #angela cicero #cass hack #cassie hack #cassandra hack #comics #comic #comic book #comic books #independant comic #independant comics #independant comic books #independant comic book #dynamite comics

[rite-the-wrongs]

So there probably aren’t DC Superhero movies in the DC universe, right? Like there would just be a ton of legal issues or they would remind people of that tragic event where half of a major city died, right?

Well I propose that there is a single franchise that features the DC superheroes in their universe. And that would be the Lego movies. It starts with some executive featuring them to show how big the threat is when Superman gets taken out with chewing gum. Then it morphs into Batman being the edgy-lancer-ex-boyfriend to Emmet and Wyldstyle.

Of course when Bruce Wayne hears about this, he decided to have a field day. It’s a close decision, but between Bruce and Will Arnett, Bruce wins the role of Batman in the movie.

It is a struggle, but he manages to hide it from most of his kids, only Tim and Barbara finding out and immediately deciding to help with this train wreck. The real struggle is convincing his kids to go to the red carpet premiere with him.

The second Batman is on the screen, his kids all turn to him. The looks on their faces range from horror to overwhelming joy to completely done with his shit.

#Batman #dc comics #batfamily #lego batman #Tim only had to hack a few of his siblings phones #Barbara kept most ads from appearing on billboards in Gotham and Buchanan #Cass found out before hand #but she’ll never tell #According to Steph #it’s the best thing Bruce ever did #Jason facepalmed so hard his face was the same color as his helmet #Duke had ‘Everything is Awesome’ stuck in his head the whole ride home #Chapter 2: Justice League Reacts #only one angry is Hal #but he doesn’t count #The gun wouldn’t stop him #it’s wasn’t yellow

[petite-phthora]

Nova... after a supernova

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 7]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

OGnerd = Jason

BatDad = Bruce

Discowing = Dick

BloodSon = Damian

TheHotOne = Steph

TheCuteOne = Cass

Omnipotent = Babs

Flashlight = Duke

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Clockwork watches as the scenes unfold from the screen in front of him, a fond smile on his face.

He chuckles at the awkward farewell young Danny leaves one of Gotham’s Knights with.

However, as his gaze turns to one of the other screens, his expression switches from amused fondness to one of contemplation.

As he watches the recently deceased manic clown cackle his head off at the revelation of his newly ghostly existence, Clockwork can do no more than let out a weary sigh.

As much as he would like to interfere so young Danny would not have to deal with this endeavor, alas, he is not allowed.

Regardless, he muses, Danny will be able to handle it quite well on his own. Clockwork has complete confidence in him, as he gazes at the many timelines that may yet come to pass.

It will all work out in the end...

---

After taking some deep breaths to calm himself somewhat, Jason puts his glove back on before getting back on his motorcycle and leaving the apartment building behind.

He should probably use the rest of the night to sleep, as it’s already quite late.

However, not too long after he leaves he starts feeling eyes on him. He's being watched, and he has a pretty good guess of just who it could be...

And that guess is confirmed when he sees the shadows moving across the rooftops.

Of course, they followed the tracker to find out what he's up to even after he told them not to follow

He lets out an irritated sigh as he revs the engine and makes his motorcycle pick up more speed. At this point he’s most likely going way over the speed limit but, it’s Gotham, so no one’s gonna care.

At least they only just found him and started following him, rather than when he was still with Danny. Small mercies…

Though, he notes with mild curiosity, interestingly enough Replacement doesn’t seem to be with them.

Jason decides not to jinx his luck by questioning it, for now. Tim’s probably just overworking himself on a case again while doped up on so much of his awful Red Bull, Monster, and coffee mixture monstrosity that he should’ve had a caffeine overdose by now 3 times over.

Either way, Jason’s so not in the mood for their questions

Jason wants to keep his family as far away from Danny as possible, for as long as he can. And not just because of their not date, but he wants to help Danny keep people off his back about the murder of the Joker.

While, as he has mentioned to Danny before, most people will probably celebrate his death more than anything, he wants to spare Danny from B’s disappointment and his 5 hour long morals speech at the very least.

At that point, Jason decides to try to throw his stalkers off by making some unexpected, sharp turns and using a lot of alleys. He avoids the cameras and makes a point to also disable the cam and tracker the Bats ‘sneakily’ left in his helmet, again.

…

After spelling out ‘Fuck off’ with the tracker’s path on the map.

Luckily for him, Jason has just made it to Crime Alley, which is his turf. He knows his way around better than the furry brigade that's still following him does and he’ll gladly use this to his advantage.

With a small grumble that's muffled due to his helmet, he decides to try another more blunt method to try and dissuade them from following him.

Or, at the very least, distract them so that he has an easier time getting away.

---

0 days without the Joker breaking out of Arkham

OGnerd: Stop stalking me.

BatDad: Don’t text and drive.

OGnerd: It's speech to text. Dumbass.

Discowing: Jason!! 😃 What’s up, Little Wing? 🐦 Sooo, why didn’t you patrol tonight?? 👀

OGnerd: That's none of your business dick wad. Fuck off.

OGnerd: What part of don’t follow me did you not understand.

Discowing: I just wanted to catch up with my little brother!! 😁 Is that too much to ask? 🥺

BloodSon: Todd. Who are you courting?

Discowing: Dami!! 😠 I wanted to ease him into it before bombarding him with questions 😩

TheHotOne: no damian id rite

TheHotOne: we ned a more direct aproch >:)

TheHotOne: so jayyyyyyy, whos ur mystery boo ;)

TheHotOne:  dont worry u can tell m privtely ^-^

TheHotOne: i wnt tell, scuts honor o7

TheCuteOne: scuts

Omnipotent: scuts

Discowing: Scuts

Flashlight: scuts

Flashlight: Wait, you were a scout??

TheHotOne: no <3

OGnerd: I was just following up on a lead on a case I’ve been working on.

OGnerd: Besides, shouldn’t you all be focusing on finding that clown freak instead of stalking me after I explicitly said not to.

Omnipotent: Do you buy flowers for all of your ‘leads’ or are those just for the cute ones? 🤨

Discowing: Oh!!!! 😲 He got them flowers?? 🌼 That’s so cute! 🥰 I didn’t take you for such a romantic, Jay 😉

BloodSon: Considering Todd’s reading material it should not have come as much of a surprise, Richard.

BatDad: Red Hood, what do you know about the disappearance of the Joker?

BatDad: Is the person you were meeting with involved?

OGnerd: Nothing and no. Now leave me alone.

OGnerd: Middle finger emoji.

~ OGnerd changed the name of BatDad to WhyDoesClarkCallYouBabyGirl ~

~ OGnerd locked the name of WhyDoesClarkCallYouBabyGirl ~

WhyDoesClarkCallYouBabyGirl: Red Hood, this is extremely immature.

WhyDoesClarkCallYouBabyGirl: Change my name back and come to the cave for a meeting, now.

WhyDoesClarkCallYouBabyGirl: That was a misunderstanding and you know it.

---

Jason turns his phone back off and mutes the chat once again. He managed to throw them off of his trail a bit ago and just now reached his apartment.

They know where he lives, yes, but it seems that they had finally noticed how not in the mood he was and decided to make the smart decision to give up and leave him the hell alone. For now at least…

Jason wouldn’t be surprised if they showed up at his apartment tomorrow anyway. But the metal baseball bat by the door and the gun in his holster should help.

After getting inside he changes out of his clothes and takes his time taking a shower. After getting out, drying off,  and putting on something comfortable he practically collapses onto the couch.

His eyes fall onto the faded number sequence still scribbled on his hand. With a small smile on his face, while thinking of the person who wrote it, he takes his phone back out again and makes a new contact.

While he’d love to call it some sappy shit like ‘Danny <3’, he knows his family and it has enough hackers in it that he’d rather make the contact name a bit less obviously stand out.

It takes a while, but after thinking back on Danny’s space rambles earlier that evening in the observatory, Jason settles on a contact name.

He names it Nova, after a supernova.

He doesn’t know how right he is.

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Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea   @uraniumwizard    @why-must-i-be-like-this   @griffinthing

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #sorry for the awfully long wait #got busy with college #and then i got a bit of a writer's block #but!!! this is not abandoned!! #uploading will just take me a bit long #to make up for the last long wait #im posting like 5-6 chapters in a row #also by now oracle has hacked the cams from before equipment around jason had gone crazy #and so she saw footage of him getting the flowers #steph is the one who gave herself and cass matching nicknames :)

[whalehouse1]

Me seeing a Jason was such a good student who loved homework and loved reading so much that none of the other Bats could touch him: I’m feeling an extremely strong urge to go through the golden and silver age Robin comics and pull every panel of Dick being comfy in a chair reading. And the admittedly few of him doing good in school. He did hate homework, that is true though.

#dick grayson #nightwing #I also just don’t get how they can’t have shared traits #sure one might do something or like something more #but like Cass is the best fighter in Gotham but do the other ones not have formidable skills? #Babs is the tech center of the team but would you not trust Tim to be able to hack the terrorist computer? #sure Dick is the acrobat but can’t they all do better than most acrobats? #Steph plays instruments and so does Damian #I’m positive they all know a good amount about automobiles and could tune up the Batmobile #I’m also just having a really really crappy week so I might just be letting stuff get to me

[ryoalouette]

Machi's #16 DP x DC idea

Can also be found in Ao3

Imagine Dick and Jazz trying to have a romantic dinner at home only to have their door suddenly busted by several people.

'Richard! Tell Nightingale that protocols are there for a reason!'

'Jazz! Tell the twarp that I don't care about your stupid protocols.'

'I don't want anybody to panic but I can't find Danny or Tim.'

'Steph! It was your turn to chaperone them.'

'No-oh, it was Sam's turn.'

'I switched places with Duke so I could go with Cass to the botanical gardens.'

'I'm sorry, when did I agree to that?'

'So daddy and dad are lost? I'm an orphan now?!'

Explosions are heard near the Dockers.

'They are exploding stuff without me?! They are the worst parents in the world, I'd rather be an orphan.'

'I just want you to know that I still think a winter wedding is a bad idea. Spring is more romantic.'

'Oracle and I already hacked the place they wanted to book so they could skip the waiting list so shut up.'

'You shut up, I'm the one organizing the wedding.'

'Since when?'

'Since now, none of you have any taste in anything.'

Or, two parents with too many kids can't have a quiet day for themselves.

#Machi's idea #dcxdp #DickxJazz #eldest child syndrome couple #power couple #Jazz moved to Gotham for college #Danny moved to Gotham to be with her #Tucker and Sam moved to Gotham to be with Danny #Valerie moved to Gotham bc it was the only place she could get a full scholarship and actually afford college #Ellie comes and goes but lately she stays more bc she loves the shenanigans #Jazz and Dick met after Jason and Danny got into a fistfight #both kept over-apologizing #until she let out a little chuckle and he invited her to coffee as a apology #she only accepted if he would let her invite him to dinner as an apology #Danny and Jason were fake gagging the entire time #then they met again when Tucker and Oracle got into a hacking fight #and started to apologize again #Then it happened again with Ellie and Duke #And Cass and Sam and Steph and Dan #they eventually started dating

[caint-see-me]

"Hey...! Cass... Cassie? Do you think you can ask Lucius Fox how to recover my account? Tumblr has blocked meeeeeeeeeeee."

<3

Babs, (who got locked out)

🤨

Why did they block you?

And. How?

#cassandra cain rp #barbara gordon rp #cass comments #(ooc: if you seriously got locked out idk what to do. I'm guessing you tried resetting your password... #there's also like a form online for account recovery but knowing tumblr i have no clue if it'll work #maybe make another one? idk what the in universe reason would be for Babs just. not hacking her way back in would be. #woah new arc. Tumblr was made by a supervillain genius who considers Babs their archenemy. imagine it. could explain some specific updates. #lmao #anyway yeah idk. let me know if i should do something)

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

I wholly blame @thefantasmarex

The Lazarus pits can’t save my brain rn

#I meme when inspired #Darla chasing the joker across Gotham: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER FU- #no clue I’d dami would even want to see Oppenheimer but it’s the only R movie for rn I could think of #but they’re def seeing Barbie together #the upside of having a friend that can sneak you into adult stuff #bonus points: they’re still a kid who knows how to still be one #on the next episode of the marvelous Wayne’s! #Eugene hacks the bat computer so him and Freddie can learn how Batman fights his villains so good; tim is amused and barbra is impressed #Billy and Jason as the Red Hood and Hoodlum; they punch a clown! #Cass gets powers bc she’s canonically worthy #thanks for that one dc #///// #darla dudley #damian wayne #dc #shazam

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Episode 2: Baymax ponders overthrowing capitalism for ethical reasons

#baymax #san fransokyo is lucky cass' customers were loyal or baymax might have reached some other conclusions #'hiro i require several large guns and your hacking technology' 'oh my god i'm so sorry i left your chip' 'no this is for healthcare reasons

[begaycommittreason]

officer: are these your children sir?

damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father

jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man

bruce: …nope

officer: oh, then them?

steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:

bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole

officer: …so it has to be one of them?

alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce

tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really

bruce: …i’ve never met these people before

assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*

officer: then who are you here to collect?

bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine

clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!

#dick bailed them out later #after taking pictures of them behind bars #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #clark kent #alfred pennyworth

[galaxymagitech]

Jason: Hey, Alfie! Which of us was the least crazy as a kid?

Bruce: Let’s face it. None of us were easy children. I dropped out of college and then dropped off the grid. Dick was a menace—

Jason: Nah, Dick’s the Golden Boy.

Bruce: He wanted to single-handedly hunt down a powerful criminal and thought the entire manor was a trapeze.

Dick: Well, Jason was like the perfect kid.

Bruce: He ran away, died, and started murdering people.

Jason: Fair. But the Replacement’s your perfect little soldier, isn’t he?

Bruce: He stalked me, he says incredibly concerning things with no idea how concerning he sounds, he started YOUNG JUSTICE, I—

Damian: Batgirl III is boring. Surely she was easy to deal with?

Bruce: Are you kidding me? She got pregnant and started a gang war!

Steph: Guilty as charged. But Duke’s the normal one, so—

Bruce: You started a gang war? Duke started a gang!

Damian: I’m the perfect heir.

Bruce: You’re an assassin who is currently attempting to turn my house into a zoo. And you keep trying to murder Tim.

Jason: Eh, we’ve all been there. Except Cass. Cass hasn’t tried to murder anyone.

Bruce: Cass tried to fight Lady Shiva to the death, despite refusing to kill. Cass is not well-adjusted either.

Cass: Barbara is good.

Bruce: No, she keeps hacking the Batcomputer. And she’s dating my son. Honestly I have no idea how I’m still sane.

Alfred: I’m afraid your sanity is very much in question, Master Bruce.

#batman #incorrect batman quotes #dc comics #dc #dcu #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #barbara gordon #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[khaoticqueer]

sapphics of all time

#lesbian polycule (mabel should be there too) #gay gay homosexual #sam is so lesbian i love her #sam and cassie should kiss #sam and cass watching anime together fucking nerds #they better kiss in issue 4 i stg they are soooo gay and have so much chemistry #hack slash #hack slash back to school #cassie hack #cassandra hack #samantha cain #sam

[valiantroyalty]

Aunt Cass is literally Penelope Garcia.

#out of coronation; #Idk exactly what Penelope’s job is called #But aunt Cass is a hacker #Hc she went to the school™️ but got expelled bc she hacked the security system

[lilac-landscapes]

Thinking about the idea of the justice league reading gossip articles about Bruce after they find out he’s Batman and I’m losing it.

“Bruce Wayne makes a splash Friday night, drunkenly takes swim in fountain”

“Bruce Wayne third rendezvous this week??”

“Another messy night escapade for Bruce Wayne”

“Tipsy Bruce Wayne takes spill into cake, wears it well”

This is the guy that redefined fear?

It gets even better thinking about after Bruce starts adopting, cause now that entire family is in the headlines. Somehow the league has to align the mental image of the Wayne’s with the Batfamily.

“Dick Grayson, eldest Wayne boy, sails through air on chandelier at charity benefit” this guy filled in as Batman on numerous occasions

“Jason Todd caught leaving ‘kick me’ sticky notes on a drunken Bruce Wayne’s back at Saturday’s Wayne gala” like, that’s the red hood??

“Bruce Wayne’s boy Tim Drake asleep in salad next to partying billionaire” the dude who hacked the watch tower last Tuesday?

“Youngest Wayne, Damian, and sister Cass seen mimicking stumbling father as loyal butler intervenes” …The league are still terrified of these two

Like, how are they supposed to wrap their heads around the fact that these guys are somehow the scourges of the underworld who haunt Gotham.

#batfam #brucie wayne #Bruce Wayne #Batman #dick Grayson #nightwing #Jason Todd #red hood #tim drake #Red Robin #Damian Wayne #robin #cassandra cain #black bat #tempo talks #tempo posting

[rockingthegraveyard]

how much of Cassandra Cains comics have you read?

pppppppp none 🫣

I'm relatively new to the comic scene. I've read most of the comics with Jason but I'm still making my way through some. I mostly rely on those posts a list of the issues the characters are featured in. I've yet to come across one for Cass.

I've read a few posts that have talked about her but until I get around to her, I only have what I read from others.

#I mean I guess one #I'm behind #But I read the new Batgirl comic #I love the art style #I was making my way through Jason first #Then I was gonna do Steph Cass and Duke are ones I want to tackle next #mmm tho depending on this and that #I tend to take canon out back and hack it to peices #l #Iiiiiiiiifffffyou happen to have a list of all the Cass comics #hit me up????? #Need breaks here and there tho #There are sosososo many comics #Omg so many #Itswhy I never really got into them before #Not to mention with all the writers #There are so many contradictions n stuff #But I'm powering through this time around lol

[archeronlochan]

one of my favorite pieces of fanon is dick being the older brother that’s like “my siblings can do no wrong. they are angels”

just dick praying for a sibling, Bruce adopting 6 other chaos monsters, and dick being like “they’re perfect!”

.

Jason: *unalives a trafficker*

Dick: “I’m so proud of you! Have a cookie”

.

Tim: *hacks into the league and destroys almost everything*

Dick: “What a cutie! You’re doing so well”

.

Cass: *does literally anything*

Dick: “how adorable!”

.

Stephanie: *makes a man wish he was never born*

Dick: “you tell him baby!”

.

Duke: *starts another gang*

Dick: “little cinnamon roll too good for this world”

.

Damian: *threatens someone within an inch of their life*

Dick: “awwww look at my little babybat”

#batkids being batkids #batfam #dc comics #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cass cain #stephanie brown #dick grayson being blind to his siblings wrongs