#clear a bitch

[berberriescorner]

WIP game

Thanks for tagging me @sheabuttahwrites 💕.

rules: share the last line of your latest wip and tag as many people as there are words.

I'm currently working on two different wip's, so I'll include the last line for them both.

WIP Title (Rio x Black Reader): "Are You Listening?"

last line:

“Keep running that smart ass mouth, I’m gon’ fill it up.”

WIP Title (Chris Evans x Black Plus Sized Reader):

"Clear A Bitch"

last line:

(readers complete thought)

This bitch is testing my patience right now. Do not react, Y/N! Out of respect for your husband, don’t do it. He’s trying to ignore her the best he can.

Are the last lines giving or nah 👀?! I would love feedback💓. Still have a few titles left for snippets with the previous wip game listed here.

tagging: @lemmewritesomeish @afriendlyblackhottie​ @breanime @drabbles-mc @brattyfics @nightlywords7 @honeydulcewrites @crimsonheart01 @dc418writes @superhoeva and anyone else who would like to participate🥰.

#berberriescorner #wip game #last line #chris evans #manny montana #rio good girls #are you listening? #rio x black!reader #rio x reader #rio fanfiction #rio fanfic #rio x y/n #clear a bitch #chris evans x reader #chris evans x black reader #chris evans x plus sized!reader #black fanfiction writer #black fanfic writer #black writer

[hanmegumi]

LMAO

edit: turning off reblogs because some of the people that are reblogging are extremely fucking moronic. holy shit

#anti jk rowling #anti harry potter #1) she's not being removed because 'she spoke up about biological sex' she actively influences anti-trans policies #2) it's not misogynistic to remove her. the fact that she's a woman doesn't have ANYTHING to do with her removal #3) the people reblogging this in approval don't 'cry when an artist isn't credited' this isn't the same fucking thing. #this is as the article says (if you know how to read 🤭) the quickest solution to reduce her impact #this bitch doesn't just hurt trans people. it's clear in her books that she's a white supremacist and she's also antisemitic #and she said dumbledore is gay for clout. it's fucking obvious. stop defending this woman and get a life- #-or get involved on the side of trans people #or just generally drop the fucking series you read as a middle schooler. nostalgia isn't more important than the lives of trans/jewish ppl

[jakeperalta]

keep seeing "taylor hates matty just like us!!" like.. she hates him because he broke her heart I hate him because he is a legitimately garbage person we are not the same

#she has made it plenty clear that she has never cared at all about the things he gets criticised for (and if anything she liked it!) #it's a shame but daddy i love him goes so hard because i'm vibing having a great time #and then i'm like hang on she's calling me a judgemental creep/viper for bitching and moaning.... #talking #taylor swift

[linusbenjamin]

Hannibal 3.12 — The Number of the Beast Is 666

#hannibal #hannibaledit #horroredit #tvedit #hannigram #hannibal gifs #will graham #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #nikolatexla #people see this and then say 'are they gay' BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK??? IS IT NOT CLEAR ENOUGH??? smh #last gif is so damn funny #this is an actual line btw

[beescake]

i am in love with your sollux i think

sollux love party :]

if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye

as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall

as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.

his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.

while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.

his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.

the Bit in question:

his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.

considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.

but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.

but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.

compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.

the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍‍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)

conceptually-speaking,

at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise

thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.

but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures

meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.

those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:

zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)

or

far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.

which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.

dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3

#ask #anon #sollux captor #homestuck #hs2 spoilers #2023 #vioart #hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro. #now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space #lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs! #but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue #or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL #and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍 #a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶

[softiedingo]

It still irritates the hell out of me how well Sylvie seems to have accepted Loki's absence. I mean, come on, Loki SACRIFICED himself so that in the end she could come back and live her happy life the way she wanted. But in this scene she seems to be talking about the fucking wind, they ruined her so much in this second season.

While Mobius seems SAD AS HELL. ALONE in a new life that he still doesn't know how to deal with and that he didn't ask for, without the presence of the person he liked most. He looks so devastated, like someone came and destroyed his favorite jetski, when in fact the only thing destroyed was his and Loki's chance to ride that damn jetski TOGETHER.

#loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki series #loki season two #loki #mobius #sylvie #lokius #sophia di martino #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #what a sad fucking end guys #sylvie deserved a better development this season #instead of being turned into a damn bitch #loki and mobius DESERVED a happy ending riding on that jetski #i'll never forgive you for this marvel #and i may not have made it clear enough i apologize for that #but yeah loki sacrificed himself for everyone and not just for mobius and sylvie #and i know that #;))

[thewarmblanket]

The way they look exactly the same while watching their favorite girl with such pure love and affection in their eyes

#heart eyes #Maybe it's not so clear with Lo'ak but I know it's there #Bro was just born with a bitch face #avatar #avatar the way of water #jake sully #Lo'ak #Jeytiri #Loreya

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

"I seldom cahoot"

babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped

#he is so unserious I love him #I love one (1) uncle #h name gods are the only chill ones so far I guess #(hades and hephaestus if that was not clear) #and like we already know we're fuckin with hestia so #okay wait hera's a bitch actually I take that back #and hermes is on thin ice with me #anyways the point is that Hades and Hephaestus are the only valid gods so far #I'm softening on poseidon as we speak #percy jackson #percy jackson series #pjo #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #hades #jay duplass

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

Damn you know the Velma show is bad because Velma and Daphne literally kiss and are confirmed love interests in it and you gay bitches are SILENT

#scooby doo #Velma literally got a crush on one side character in one animated movie no one watched #and you people lost your god damn mind #Now she’s fully making out with Daphne and no one gives a fuck #hbo velma #velma show #Velma #(just to be clear I’m also gay bitches)

[black-thoroughbred]

I have a massive soft spot for misunderstood mares, "she's a bitch" "she's such a chestnut mare" "she's so mareish" well I think she's trying to tell you something and maybe you should listen.

#Maybe you're the asshole for not listening to her clear signs of discomfort ever thought of that 🤔 #It's because I have a bitch of a mare #But #she's not a bitch! She's just very clear about things and I actually appreciate that #And also helps that I know the reasons behind her behaviour so I know she's not ''just being a Mare™️''

[twinstxrs]

murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #riz gukgak #brian murphy #murph #also just. post-trap door bit being kristen’s turn & beardsley having clear tears in their eyes was SOOOO 😭 #wait ALSO ALSO riz getting called a punk bitch by duggan earlier sent me so bad my god #so much happened in this fucking episode fr & it was both wonderful and deeply terrifying at once so i’m just focusing on the fun parts rn #wait also also also (sorry i keep remembering things) riz ordering pancakes waffles AND french toast @ the diner was so lil creature of him #idk i’m obsessed

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 287

self indulgent headcanon that sollux and kanaya were friends really young and also are both trans

i like to think they'd try trading outfits with some of their old pre-transition clothes but unfortunately given both of their respective aesthetics i don't think it would go very well

#day 287 #year 4 #sollux captor #kanaya maryam #homestuck #also keep in mind they're like Little here lol its quick doodles so idk how clear that is but like #they are baby #sollux is a walmart ass graphic tee son of a bitch and kanaya is wearing evening wear and costume jewelry to the supermarket #but theyre like hey i think we might wear the same sizes lets see if we can trade some of our old shit that would be so convenient #and then.

[lexosaurus]

So here's a question I've been wondering:

In the Danny Phantom canon we accept that ectoplasm is green, and it's shown to be green in liquid and gaseous forms. With this piece of information in place, then why in the following state of matter, plasma, does it turn pink?

#danny phantom #ectoscience #to be clear it stays green in my fic #and vlad has another dumber reason why his plasma is pink #which is just that he's a dramatic little bitch like that #but if we accept the pink plasma as fact #then wtf is going on atomically to make that happen?

[sunfl0wersandillusions]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being Doomed By The Narrative

#if it’s not clear the bad bitches are ANGEL and LEORIO. red coded partners of self destructive tragic blue coded lone wolves my beloveds #csm #chainsaw man #akiangel #aki hayakawa #angel devil #hxh #hunter x hunter #kurapika #leorio paladiknight #🗣me #also love how the chapter title with that akiangel scene is called sharknado. csm you contain multitudes

[sergle]

this wasn't directed at me but these tags WERE from a rb off of mine, and this IS a real question!!

you're not the only person who instinctively goes Formal Email Mode when ordering commissions. (esp when they are. through email.) I do that too- and this is something people wonder about placing commissions!! how do I talk? the answer: you can talk pretty much however you want. I've gotten orders that are basically "hiiiii are you taking orders rn? i would love for u to draw my guy!!!! [photo] [photo] this is his outfit :3" the end. and I've had orders that are like 8 paragraphs long, typed like a college essay. when I reply, I basically just match whatever the tone is that I'm receiving! mostly the tone doesn't make it through, though, I'm just trying to glean the details for what the client wants.

#the Mode isn't important #your only job is to communicate what you want! #(preferably w pictures) #and even if you aren't super clear then you'll just get clarifying questions. #obligatory disclaimer that other artists may feel differently than I do etc etc but still. I know many a bitch who does art for a living #and the typing style of their client is literally the last thing they're worried abt #sergle.txt

[carbonateds-oda]

it doesn’t fully hit chuuya that he misses dazai until winter hits and the cold that touches his skin feels achingly familiar but still not close enough to the way no longer human would flood his senses with relief whenever dazai used to touch him and he realizes that no cold breeze could ever replicate that feeling or satisfy his restless soul the way the chill of Dazai’s touch could

#chuuya drunk out of his mind: m’ fuckim ice pack… I want m ice pack back..icy ass bitch #kouyou: chuuya what the fuck does that even mean #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #skk #this could b taken as platonic too if ur not a coward #just worstie tingz #is it even winter still I forgot to post this sooner oops #just clearing out my drafts