#cryptid peanut

[cryptid-peanut]

(EDIT: There is an embarrassing amount of errors on this, please use the updated version: https://www.tumblr.com/cryptid-peanut/747717414107660288/heres-v2-as-soon-as-i-posted-this-on-reddit-an?source=share) For all the people who complained that Myconids aren't plants, here's a plant race! I call them Phylora. I tried to make them setting agnostic so you could do whatever with them! (Version 1)

#cryptid peanut #homebrew #dnd #dnd 5e #5e #dnd5e #plant

[mishapen-moth]

hey folks is it gay to turn you and your transitive best friend invisible and take her for a lil fly over the nightmare forest to try and get some info on it during the absolute rager of a party your friends are throwing (that she started so you would stay) and then kiss in a tree before she skateboards away?

#rewatching fhsy is destroying my sanity #watched crustaceans and crushes at 3am and wrote this in my notes app #another banger. another banger by shayne from icarly /ref #no just another banger from ur local cryptid (me) #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fig faeth #figeroth faeth #ayda aguefort #figayda #my girls my girls my girls #i have fanart of them on my wall this is very serious business #the reactions from the peanut gallery are THE BEST for figayda #‘YES-UH! YES-UH! I BA-LESS! THIS UNION-UH!’ #‘just two young sheldons making out’ #there’s something so healing about a group of grown ass adults celebrating fig’s game #fig has game and the intrepid heroes are as proud of her as the bad kids (don’t think about that sentence too hard pls n thank u) #brennan lee mulligan #emily axford #lou wilson #zac oyama #brian murphy #ally beardsley #siobhan thompson #god. GOD #never not read the tags

[negativepeanuthoarder]

cryptid AU snippet under the cut :3

Nervously, he reaches for the string to the blinds, slowly pulling them upwards and revealing the dark yard outside the farmhouse.

And a pair of luminescent green eyes staring directly at him.

Sapnap shrieks, dropping the string to the blinds and scrambling backwards so fast he forgets to duck and bonks his head on the side of his dresser.

"OW!" The eyes outside his window blink, tilting to the side in concern, and a second pair appear, bright red and upside down- like the owner is hanging from the roof.

"What do you-" Sapnap rubs at his head as he looks up at the both of them. He sucks in a breath, Sam's voice ringing in his ears.

If you see something, no you didn't.

He shuts his eyes. No he didn't. No he did not. There's nothing outside his window. Nothing at all.

Nothing outside his window taps at the glass a few times. Sapnap doesn't look at the nothing there. He didn't see anything.

His breath hitches, though, as the window unlocks and slowly begins to creak as it slides open. He bites the inside of his cheek with a grimace.

Nothing's out there, nothing's going to hurt him, everything is fine, this is normal and okay and-

Sapnap startles when something hits him in the face.

"Hey!" He shouts, opening his eyes to see what got thrown at him. It's... his baseball cap. The one he lost after Lightning Bug threw him in the woods. Sitting in his lap clear as day.

He looks up, startled, and sees the two eyes staring back at him through the open window. The dog-wolf-human thing, crouching down because it's nearly nine feet tall and the bird-bug-guy with it's glowing eyes, perched on the dog thing's shoulders. They're watching him with those glittering eyes, and Sapnap swallows, nervously realizing he's in the vicinity of two dangerous predators built entirely to hunt and kill humans.

He anxiously inches backwards, holding his hat to his chest and not knowing how else to react. They watch him, neither making a move towards or against him as he backs away from them. There's no "no you didn't" from this, is there?

The wolf thing tilts it's head again, opening it's fearful maw and revealing rows of sharp teeth, and Sapnap startles, squirming away even more.

"Ssss," The thing starts, and Sapnap freezes, opening his mouth to scream for Sam and Fran and a gun.

"Sssssssap," The wolf monster continues, and Sapnap's mouth clicks shut in nervous surprise as he watches the thing speak.

"Sssssssapnaaaaaap," The wolf chokes out, and Sapnap stares at it in shock.

It knows his name. How the fuck does it know his name!?

The wolf thing grins at him, and pokes it's snout inside, and Sapnap screams, scrambling to his feet and bolting for the door, yelling for Sam to grab his gun. Fran starts barking and the wolf thing and the bug thing yank back, vanishing away from his bedroom window and into the dark night surrounding the farm.

#cryptid AU #fics by peanut

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Good Nut

(Sighted by @thejazzdesign)

#cryptids #nuts #planters #peanut #lesser known cryptids #sightings #thejazzdesign

[antvnger]

Look at this book I got

A Crochet World of Creepy Creatures and Cryptids: 40 Amigurumi Patterns for Adorable Monsters, Mythical Beings and More https://a.co/d/9Fbnj6J

Is that a werewolf over there? I want the werewolf one.

These are actually really cute! Like I’m surprised by how cute these are. I bet Cassie would like this.

Hey, Peanut! Check this out! @arandomnerdsrp358

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #cassie lang #peanut #crochet #creepy creatures #cryptids #book #ant man #antman

[wizard-twink]

you look in my evil witch cauldron and you see I've been making evil boiled peanuts

#evil witch #witch #boiled peanuts #cryptid posting

[valentone]

some coffee bean pics as well

#peanut butter was asleep #in her tube so none of her this day #but like a cryptid she keeps herself blurry

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

a lot of life is saying ‘ok im going to buckle down and do this’ only to realize you are suffering from a Condition that you have to fix before you can do a thing and, really, good luck remembering to do the thing afterwards

#the cryptid speaks #this brought to you by: the world startin spinning while i was sitting down So guess who Doesnt get to do hw until he fixes that #i think im jus hungry so in theory these peanuts will fix me #but the real question is. how much time will i lose to peanut eating 🤔

[redmountain16]

Made some new thingys.

Screw you, Iron Dive is now real.

#my art #cartoon #ocs #aliens #pirate #cryptid #robots #Iron Nebula goes damn so hard as a name #Made the pilot look like a WWI Flying Ace #Peanuts has influenced me

[cervicrazed]

patron saint of spotting something in the woods but when you look harder there's nothing there. but you swear you saw it

Sorry that was me I got shy

#peanut gallery #cryptid behavior

[cryptid-peanut]

I made a playable Myconid race! I’m actually really pleased how fast this came out! I haven’t actually made a race before so let me know what you think! Any feedback is appreciated!

(EDIT: I am aware mushrooms aren’t plants, but WOTC categorizes Myconids and other mushroom creatures as the plant creature type. No need to tell me!)

#dnd #dnd 5e #dnd5e #homebrew #myconid #mushroom #cryptid peanut

[squidinu]

undead adventurer [design commission] @cryptid-peanut

#dnd5e #warlock #character reference #commission #dnd art

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Dream and George from the cryptic AU

#Cryptid au #Art by peanut

[gabessquishytum]

Ive been lurking for a long time just eating other peoples ideas but i cant get over sleazy pickup artist hob having this religious pussy experience from this weird goth he met at a bar just standing there silently like a mannequin. I would love it if dream was only this unearthly beauty to HOB. Literally NOBODY ELSE gets why this crying wet cat bewitched him body and soul... hob is a total conman on the internet manosphere bc he looks like Alpha Male and he just says some bullshit he makes up on the fly and starts pyramid schemes. He stumbles out of that hookup dazed and confused but feeling like he needs to buy a ring and perhaps commission a golden statue. Hes Different after. Like his accounts drop off activity for a good long while as he tries so desperately to find this Weird Fucking Guy hes not quite sure was human at this point and when people start noticing what hes doing hes an absolute laughing stock but hes too busy pulling all nighters red strings on the corkboard to care hes like an obsessed mad scientist in a monster movie. He goes to that bar EVERY NIGHT. For 100 days. Then his magnificent stranger walks back in and orders a glass of milk at the bar and hob is ready to simp for the rest of his fucking LIFE. Morpheus is this guys Actual Name and hob realizes he could have just like,, looked him up online if he believed morpheus when he told him the next morning then left while hob was in the shower. But dream shares that he doesn't have social media. Or a computer. Or a phone. He pulls out this ancient flip phone held together with scotch tape and willpower so hob can enter his number. He types with one index finger on hobs screen to enter his own. Hob is gifted his presence for another night of insane sex where he almost dies like twice and comes more times in a row than he has in his life. Dream is completely unaffected by literally any media attention and No One Gets The Appeal. Hes like a cryptid and everyone knows who HOB is seemingly BUT dream and he really doesnt care about any of the questions he gets. Usually just responds with some shit like "you could be learning a new hobby right now. Try oil painting, perhaps the clarinet." Its not even beer goggles bc hob is following after this freak like a puppy in the middle of the afternoon wearing all black and a long jacket in August while he picks out the specific peanuts from a big barrel he would like to feed the birds at the park today.

-🔪

Yeah I absolutely love the idea that Dream is a weird skinny gremlin to EVERYONE. Except for Hob. Hob thinks he's an angel, a beautiful ethereal creature, Dream has literally saved Hob’s soul from the torments of cringey redpill internet content. Hob walks around with heart eyes 24/7, basically waits on Dream hand and foot. He doesn't give a shit if he gets ripped on online - he doesn't go online anymore, he's way too busy staring at the way the light filters into Dream’s eyes.

He's so down bad for Dream’s pussy it's almost comedic. He'll get on his knees and bed to be allowed just a sniff, just a moment with his nose between Dream’s legs. He'd buy Dream’s bath water but he's so lucky he doesn't even have to!!! He gets it for free!!!

All this to say: they're both freaks, no body gets why they're Like That but true love finds a way!

#🔪 anon #the sandman #dreamling #nsft

[antvnger]

Yes they have mothman, and werewolves and mermaids and Medusa and krampus and more. 40 plus projects.

Lookie there, Peanut. They definitely have mothman and werewolves. We should get this book and learn to crochet immediately.

@arandomnerdsrp358

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #cassie lang #peanut #crochet #creepy creatures #cryptids #ant man #antman

[let-roman-bite-someone]

Virgil sleepwalks. And when he does, he goes full-on cryptid mode. Even after all these years, the other sides can never be prepared for when and where they would spot him asleep.

Roman goes to the kitchen for a midnight snack only to find Virgil perched on top of the fridge gargoyle-style, his eyes gleaming like a cat's. it takes one bloodcurdling scream and a few seconds for Roman to realize that Virgil is actually asleep. sitting like that. with his eyes wide open, glassy and staring straight ahead. Roman has nightmares for the rest of the month.

Logan needs some help with keeping Thomas cautious when he goes out for an afternoon walk, but he couldn't find Virgil anywhere. he searches the entire mind palace, even the other sides' rooms. when he gives up and goes back to his room, he finds Virgil dangerously balanced on top of a stack of books, taking a cat nap. his eyes are still open, with that lifeless stare.

Patton wakes up in the middle of the night to find Virgil on his bed's headboard, staring straight into his soul. Patton closes his eyes and says his prayers, petrified. he doesn't have sleep paralysis, yet here's a sleep paralysis demon.

Janus keeps his staff with him wherever he goes, for the sole purpose of scooping Virgil up with the curved hook and dropping him back into his room. he still involuntarily jumps when he sees the latter, hanging upside down on the chandelier in the mind palace, but he is still far more used to it. just put the critter back in his place without waking him up.

Remus is conducting a research to see what wakes Virgil up. despite being the embodiment of anxiety, it seems that he is a sound sleeper. either that, or he just doesn't wake up unless Thomas is in trouble. Remus puts various substances into Virgil's eyes - a blob of peanut butter, olive oil, cologne, hand sanitizer. all of it just slides off of Virgil's eyeballs. he doesn't flinch, he doesn't close his eyes. Remus is terrified.

#i dont even know what this is lmao #cryptid virgil just popped into my head and i cant get rid of him #logan sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #remus tss #roman sanders #sanders sides #sasi #thomas sanders #tss #virgil sanders #janus sanders #ts janus #ts patton #ts sides