#cuz im about to rip it out of your chest

[barefoothighlander]

Hiii saw that your requests were open (it’s past midnight when I saw your post) but literally head empty shameless breeding smut with ghost the size difference with that man as he has you trapped beneath him and him just tossing your legs over his shoulders y’a know the sex about to be crazy crazy 😫 man that man has me on my knees begging and blindfolded tied up horny im just rambling now damn ghost… also I hope im doing this right with the request thoughts cuz it’s so late and my period hormones got me giggling thinking of him 🤭🤭

y'all I won't lie, I was outside today and my neighbours were working on their deck and they were grunting... thoughts were being thunk, anyways I am ALWAYS down for breeding kink ghost that man has a grip on me

warnings: mdni (18+), est relationship, unprotected pinv, creampie, dirty talk

You don't even get a second to welcome him home cause the minute he's in the door he grabs you, wrapping his arms around your waist and hoisting you into the air.

It takes you by surprise how fast he is, ripping his mask off and kissing you, it's rough and needy, he's exhausted from work and he craves you.

He lays you down on the bed, practically ripping your clothes off so he can see you, he takes exactly 20 seconds to gaze at your body beneath him, your chest rising and falling before his lips attack every part of your skin.

His fingers work your clit, it's animalistic the way he touches you, pawing and nipping at your skin, you're panting under him as his hips slot into yours, he leans over you caging your frame with his.

There's nowhere for you to go, trapped by his arms, his chest pressing against yours keeping you pinned to the mattress as he kisses you.

He lines himself up and bottoms out in a single thrust, you yelp from the intrusion, your teeth biting into the flesh of his shoulder, he loves when you mark him, love bites or scratches from your nails, it turns him on quicker than anything.

"Shit, need you so bad love" His words escape through grunts

"Fuck I missed you Si" You're whimpering

He's thrusting his full length into you, settling back on his legs to watch where the two of you meet, he presses his hand flat against your stomach,

"Shit, can almost see myself inside you love"

His thumb circles your clit as his free hand grabs at your thighs, pulling them onto his shoulders to allow him deeper.

Everything in your mind blanks, the pleasure taking over your body, he's pounding into you with at least half his weight, his tip grinding against your cervix while he works your clit.

"Swear I'm gonna fuck a baby into you love, tight pussys fuckin swallowing me"

You moan at his words, spurring him on, he grabs both of your thighs and presses them against your stomach, his weight pinning you down as he rams into you, your slick coats his pubes as they grind against your clit, you're so close.

He leans down and his lips envelop your nipple, his teeth biting lightly and it's just the right mix of everything, your legs shake under him as you clench down on his cock, whines falling from your lips.

"Shit baby, don't move, gonna fill this little pussy"

You stare at him with hooded eyes,

"S'that what you want? You wanna walk around full of my cum, make sure everyone knows who this pussy belongs to?"

His eyes are dark, full of lust and your mouth falls open, trying its hardest to form words but all you can do is nod.

"Yeah, you want that? Gonna watch your stomach grow with my fuckin seed"

He presses down into you, using his full weight as he cums, burying his cock impossibly deep inside you as his cum floods your walls, you sigh at the feeling as he's grunting, light whimpers escaping his mouth as your pussy milks him.

He holds his softening cock inside you, ensuring that every drop makes it in before pulling out, using his fingers to push his spend back in.

Your body is on fire, every nerve burning for him as he collapses on top of you, using his elbows to hold some of his weight, his breath ghosting over the shell of your ear as he peppers kisses on your neck.

"Missed you so much lovie"

#simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mw x reader #cod mw2 #ghost x reader #ghost cod #mw2022 #ghost smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost x reader #reqs💌

[burntb4bydoll]

If your comfortable with it Could you please write overstimulation with Bill & Tom like reader is a fan and they both liked her and they decided that the one who eats her out the best gets to fuck her (but they just start overstimulating her Couse she tastes addicting) with hair pulling and all that (you can't tell me they never fought over a girl at least a little)

I absolutely love this idea thank you for the request! They literally both had their first kiss with the same girl so I agree

Bill and Tom Kaulitz x Reader

Summery: The twins both want you to themselves but why not have both😇

Warnings: hair pulling, overstimulation, light choking, oral (fem receiving), threesome ish? Idk don’t worry the twins aren’t touching each other or nothing😭

You barely remember how you ended up here. One second you were meeting your favorite band and now your making out with two of the members? You are currently living every girls wet dream. Your train of thought was broken when Tom pulled your face away from Bills.

“Hey, you need to share her Bill. Im sure she wants me more anyways.” Tom smirks, holding your face with one of his hands. Bill rolled his eyes and lightly pushes Toms shoulder.

“Yeah? Well look how flustered she is from kissing me. Im pretty sure she wants both of us so calm down” They were talking about you like you weren’t even there. You huffed, missing their lips on yours. “Aww its ok, Ill give you my attention honey.” Bill coos at you, flashing his beautiful smile at you. But before he could kiss you again, Tom pulls you into him and smashes his lips onto yours. You gasped at the roughness of the boy, which made him smirk into the kiss. He pulls away slowly and tilts your head up to look up at him.

“You want me to touch you baby?” You shake your head quickly leaning closer to him. Bill comes up behind you and starts leaving hot kisses anywhere he can reach. You tip your head back to lay your head against his chest.

“Tom, we need to take turns with her.” Tom sighs and looks at Bill.

“Hmm ok, I wanna go first though” Bill nodded and pulled you towards the hotel bed. Bill sat on the bed and yanked your body so that your back was touching his chest. Tom sits in front of you and starts pulling your pants down. “Is this ok?” You nod at him, which makes him stop his movements “use your words baby, cmon.”

“Yeah its ok Tom” you tell him shakily. Bill plays with your hair to calm you down. Tom finally gets your pants off and immediately rip your underwear off of you. You gasp, he seriously just ripped some of the cutest underwear you owned.

“Don’t worry, we’ll buy you some more.” Bill laughs, making your body bounce against him slightly. You can feel Toms breath against you and you buck your hips up, hoping he gets the hint. He chuckles a bit before looking you in the eyes and attaching his mouth onto you. Both of you moan at the contact. Tom grabs your thighs and pulls you closer, needing to taste more of you. You can feel him groaning into you, sending shocks through your body. You reached up and hold onto Bills arms that we’re holding you in place.

“Fuck, she tastes so damn good.” Tom groans while still using his tongue to fuck you. You whine and grind onto his pretty face. You couldn’t stop yourself from finishing on his mouth. He continued working his mouth on you for a while until Bill stopped him.

“Ok let me have a turn now.” Bill said, shoving Toms head away from you. Tom rolled his eyes and moves to sit behind you like Bill was doing before. He pulls you into his chest and lets his hand rest on your throat. Bill wastes no time, immediately lowering his head between your legs. You whine, already feeling sensitive from Toms mouth. Bill sighs happily and closes his eyes once he tastes you.

“Ah! Bill please- give me a minute I just-“ you were cut off when Tom squeezed your throat and tilted your head up.

“Let him play with you baby, doesn’t he deserve a turn?” He mocked you. You could feel Bill lightly giggling against you. He sped up his movements and dug his nails into your hips. You moved your hips, trying to escape his assault on your clit, but Bill yanked you back and pushed his fingers into you. This made you see stars and you whimpered loudly. Bill can feel you squeezing around his fingers and curls them up to make you cum faster. Once you cum, your left with shaking legs and you chest burns from trying to catch your breath.

“Oh sweet girl, just wait till we fuck you.” Bill smirks. Oh this was about to be a long night.

PART 2

#bill kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz smut #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel #tokio hotel fanfic #tokio hotel smut #gustav schafer x reader #georg listing x reader

[wriothesleybear]

NSFW but I keep imagining this: tw: unprotected sex, semi-clothed sex, Wriothesley ruining your dress, Sigewinne is kinda your daughter.

You went for a day out with Sigewinne, since it was a nice sunny day, you decided to wear one of your finer Fontainian gowns. Not knowing that Wriothesley was watching and slowly getting flustered, distracting him from his work. The fun for you began after you returned with Sigewinne at sunset and heard a familiar deep voice behind you once she was sent to bed.

"My, my. Someone's had a special day today." Wriothesley comes out of his office, eyeing you up and down. Who knew your dress would have such an affect.

You were surprised but nothing prepared you for Wriothesley wrapping his arms around you, his hands wandering your hips and ass, giving little squeezes, leaving you wide eyed and blushing.

"W-wriothesley..." You could only say as he nuzzles the side of your neck, kissing it sloppily.

"Wha-what if Sigewinne hears-"

"She won't." Wriothesley cuts you off and begins to bite your neck.

You feel him hoist you up in his arms, taking you to the bedroom. He gets more touchy and a little rough on your dress by pressing you slightly into the mattress with his body.

He grabs the straps of your dress pulling it down to expose your chest, the cold air whipping it but disappears once Wriothesley kisses and bites your breasts. His warm breath makes you stunned but you make the effort to grab his tie and shirt collar and unwind it all as he pushes up your skirt to see your already wet panties. The sight only makes the warden more horny and rips it off.

He takes out his hard cock already, puts your thighs over his shoulders and rams inside you with ease. Both of you were already moaning, sweaty messes as Wriothesley thrusts harder and harder, nearly reaching his climax while you were limp already from his touches.

Wriothesley leans closer to you. You wrap your arms around his neck, bringing him to a passionate kiss just before he has his climax, feeling his hot seed filling you, leaving you both panting and affectionate, your foreheads touching. Ignoring your ruined dress because you know he'll buy you a new one.

All that ended abruptly when you heard the little, rapid footsteps of Sigewinne approaching.

"Oh no."

omg anon i love this🤭❤️ im always down for nsfw asks😉

wrio is the type of guy who cant control himself around his s/o especially if theyre looking beautiful (which is all the time) or wearing dresses that show skin especially your thighs. when he can't ravage you then and there due to work, he cant even focus because he's too busy the whole time just thinking about you and planning once he has free time to slip away with you for a quickie. quickies happen often in the fortress/his office and ngl youve almost gotten caught a few times by others, but it wouldn't really matter cuz no one can speak up to the duke without getting in trouble or being scared to.

thank you for your ask anon! i hope you have a good day/night! dont be afraid to share more of your thoughts👀🥰

#wriothesley #wriothesley smut #wriothesley headcanons #wriothesley x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact x reader

[bedoballoons]

HIII haven’t seen me in awhile, I had to get surgery doneeeeee. But I just saw the new mitsuri heandcannons and 👌🤩 beautiful.

well 8 have a new request, can you do when mitsuri shows off her INHUMAN strength? Also just to clarify, mitsuri does not gain much s weight at all because it mostly gets turned into protein cells….?… idk I forgot but she is just insecure because of what others might think of her.

SPOILERS: so mitsuri has the strength/ if not more than I a demon from that Uni. So her strength is about more than human. For me I think still lower of an adeptis but still INCREDIBLY strong for a human. Cuz during the final battle she rips off the arm of Muzan, the demon king which I think is almost/same strength of an adeptis???… idk

Hello!!! Welcome back! I hope you're doing well after your surgery and making sure to rest! Im sorry it's taken me awhile to get to your request but I will do my best to make it worth the wait!

P.s You didn't mention which characters you wanted to I just went with the characters that were in the past one! Hope that's alright <3

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂

{༻~Mitsuri strengths~༺}

CW: Fluffy! Slight fighting mentioned! Reader is described as very strong! Established relationships with the characters!

Also in case you'd like to read my other demon slayer works they are all tagged in the linked post:

Here for more!

(Includes: Diluc, Lyney, Albedo, and Wanderer!)

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

𑁍༄Diluc:

"Watch out they are-" Dilucs words of warning would ring in your ear for only a second before the lawlchurl dashed at you, anyone else would have screamed in terror, maybe ran, but you stood still, taking the beast by the horns the second it got close enough. The giant thing was no match for you and within seconds you'd taken it down, standing ontop of it victoriously while your boyfriend stared at you in disbelief.

"Diluc-"

"You're beyond even my wildest dreams...I love you."

𑁍༄Lyney:

"Oh my..."

Lyney was in a trance...with his heart beating heavily in his chest and his head spinning with a type of yearning only you gave him. How had he never seen you in combat...

"Lyney are you alright? Did you get hurt?"

"No...I am just going to stand here for a moment longer and try to calm myself after that...truly enticing battle."

"Enticing?"

"My love, you have got me wrapped around your finger more than you realize..."

𑁍༄Albedo:

"Incredible."

You turned to face Albedo, wondering if he'd been hit over the head when you weren't looking, but to your surprise...he had a soft blush on his cheeks and a almost dazed with love expression, "Uh...you okay?"

"Yes, my apologies I just...you're so strong. I just witnessed you taking out a rather large group of monsters with no trouble at all and I must say, it's left me feeling a bit flustered...I'm in awe of you."

𑁍༄Wanderer:

"Just let me handle it!" Wanderer jumped in front of you, prepared to take out anyone who attempted to hurt you...ready to protect you till the end.

"You don't need to."

"What the hell are you talki-"

You maneuvered around him, using your strength to best your opponents one by one, leaving none able to do anything but run away begging for mercy. It was easy for you, unnatural for a normal woman...but Wanderer seemed more pleased than unhappy with it...even a little blushed.

"You...when did you get so strong hmph...next time I'm gonna stand behind you instead."

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚~Have a nice day~*⁠.⁠✧

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #genshin x you #lyney x reader #lyney x you #lyney fluff #lyney headcanons #diluc headcanons #diluc fluff #diluc x you #diluc x reader #albedo x you #albedo x reader #albedo fluff #albedo headcanons #wanderer fluff #wanderer x you #wanderer x reader #wanderer headcanons

[kiyomai]

disappeared off of the face of the planet but … been thinking about vampire!midoriya and how unbelievably hungry he’d be.

warnings. vampires, stalkingish, mind control, loss of autonomy(?), blood(he bites you at the end but it’s not descriptive) GN!reader, reader is called ‘pretty’ but everyone’s pretty so no gender attached to it, let me know if i’m missing tags please !!! minors DO NOT interact

he’s the kind of vampire who’d starve himself cuz he hates the idea of hurting people, of ripping through flesh to reach the one thing his body can’t live without.

but he can’t—won’t.

he’s not a monster, not at heart, at least. he doesn’t want to be a monster. he’s nice, he cares about humans—people, he has to remind himself.

they’re people, and i’m not a monster.

so he doesn’t eat.

but all things must eat to survive, even a creature like him.

and in comes you, unsuspecting little human that you are, walking down the dark, dark streets, aware of your surroundings, yet none the wiser of the real monsters lurking through the night.

izuku watches you from the rooftops, hears the way your heart beats a little faster with the way you’re speed walking, knowing how desperate you are to get home.

you’re so unbelievably human.

and he’s so unbelievably hungry.

he doesn’t remember jumping. one second you were out reach, and the next, well…he’s in front of you now.

your expression morphs into terror and your heart is beating out of your chest. it’s a good look on you, he thinks. you look so human.

you reach to grab something, but your eyes are trained on him, watching his every move. smart, he thinks, too bad he’s not human. and with the little energy he has, he wills you to stop.

“it’s okay,” swims through your mind, sticking like honey. “you’re alright.” and with those few words, you’re at ease, and izuku thinks you look even prettier like this—under his thumb.

for a while, all he does is stare at you.

how long has it been since he’s been this close to a human before?

how long… has he been starving—denying himself of the one thing he needs to survive.

your hand twitches and izuku catches it.

oh right, he’s not that strong. if he waits any longer, you’ll break free in no time.

he takes the small window he has to get closer to you, thankful that you’re still under, and rests his head on your shoulder.

“i know this is a little strange.” his voice is soft as he speaks, but he knows his voice is echoing loudly in your empty little head. “and that deep down you’re scared out of your mind.” his hands are itching to wrap around you.

“i’m sorry. so sorry that i cant—that im not strong enough to make this painless,” his breathing quickens, unable to hold back. “i just want—i really need you.”

his hand wraps around your neck and the chill that runs through you drives him crazy. if you manage to slip through the cracks, he thinks he won’t mind it. “i promise i won’t take too much,” he breathes into your neck. “i just want a taste. you’ll let me have this, right, pretty?”

and with the last of his will keeping you trapped, you nod your head just enough for him to sink his fangs in.

a/n: i haven’t written in 2 years :O wow i’ve been lurking on tumblr dot com but writing became so difficult. i’ve been rewatching tvd and every time i see stefan i think of deku and how he’d be the same (especially in terms of ripper!stefan) yeaupp hope u enjoyed!!! likes, comments and reblogs are welcome and appreciated <3

#(・ε・) — my corner #deku x reader #bnha x reader #izuku midoriya x reader #bnha imagines #deku imagine #tw vampire #vampire #monster #<-just in case #tw blood #just in case #everyone’s been talking about vampires so i joined the club #my annual rewatch of tvd inspired this bee t dubs

[slaypanda]

READER my au X ASL TRIO

Part 1 "The beginning"

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Part 6

TW:BLOOD,SCARATCHES,BRUISES, RUNAWAY,BROKEN BONES,F!READER, TRAUMA

You are quietly walking in the hallways of the Clestial Dragon ship. Silently wiping your bloody child hands on your ripped robe,and hide in a crate that would be thrown overboard. The Clestial guards grab the crate as you cover your mouth with your hands to not make noise. The guards throw the crate over board with some other unnecessary items, not knowing the let a slave escape.

Finally escaped.. from the hands of the Celestial Dragon. Your not sure if you will make it, just being stuck in a crate at the dead of night. So you slowly open the top of crate and go into the water as cold water hits your skin. You can still see the ship not to far away from you so you have to be quiet. You see what looks like several hills, moutains, cliff? Whatever it was it might be helpful in your escaping. You climb the cliff, your hands and feet bleeding. You keep climbing carefuly and focus on your grip or you'll fall. You almost missed your footing but regained it again and finally reached the top of the cliff.

You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding trying to calm yourself from the spike of adrenaline rush. Your finally...safe.. You see that up here there is a foreat with trees that are 50x bigger than you. You slolwy stand up as pain washes over your body, you fall face first on the grass, dirt covering your cheek. You stand up once more now being able to hold yourself up. Throwing the hood tagt is attached to the robe over your head to cover your face. Now start walking into the forest.

After a couple of steps you put one foot in the ground, more like one foot in the grave as you hear your feet bone "crack"now probably broken. You shake it off and keep walking, as the chains that uses to hold you, slides on the ground, around your feet, neck, wrist..especially sea stone which was even worse. You dont dare make a sound a you step on a sharp object. "Shh"you tell yourself or they might hear you. "Run from the ship, all you need is your name" you tell yourself as you still feel the carving of your name in the seastone collar. You wipe the sweat on your brow (which really didnt mattered cuz you were already soaked when you were swimming to begin with) and you feel your blood running through your veins.

You shake your head as "what if" thoughts run through your head. "Dont think twice, you'll be dead in the second. If I dont find a safe place" I think to myself as I keep speed-walking looking for anyone who can help me. My neck and chest are starting to ache and ache. I let out a scream in pain as I try to keep my ground. You turn your eyes from your hands to the heaven as you pray for some good luck to come. You pass through every thought that happen before being captured by the Clestial Dragons. Your life wasn't good before you got captured but you had freedom. Killed your pride.

You keep your guard up already killling a few animals you were about to attack, turning your fear into a wepon. Oh how long you've walked and your body feels like its about to collapse, your eyelids slowly closing. " No. Dont you let them take control or take my soul now" you tell yourself as you keep walking.

You see a house or somthing like that and it has people inside and god they were LOUD! "Will they help me, or mabye they w.." "no, no time for takebacks." Your vision slolwy blurring and becoming fuzzy. With the last energy you knock on the door. Ou see a shadow walking to the door from the inside "its not the devil at the door jeez" you hear a person sayfrom inside and you see your shadow on the floor before you collapse onto the ground. You see in a blurty sight a big person probaly a man with orange hair and a cigar, with a white blouse. Then everything goes black.

A/n:Ima make a part 2 so dont worry, i had this idea and wanted to make a comic but thats not going to happen so im now writing a fic.

#one piece #reader x character #freedom #asl trio #asl brothers #celestial #celestial dragons #one piece luffy

[ladeldee]

hi

i have an offering. it's a bit different but me writing this was inspired by that art you did of missa meeting wilbur

Wilbur returned the hug gladly and turned to slowly face the rest of the family coming up the path. There was Phil familiar as ever, his blonde hair pulled back with a ribbon, stray pieces floating around his kind eyes. In his arms was a small boy with some kind of duck floatie on? The young boy, Chayanne Wilbur assumed, did in fact look a lot like Phil. They had similar shades of blonde hair and matching green eyes. 

On the other side of Phil, holding his hand was the man Wilbur had yet to meet. Missa. Long dark hair tumbled down his shoulders, just a bit longer than Phil’s. He was slightly taller than Phil as well with darker skin and oh, Wilbur felt like his heart was being ripped out of his chest because he looked so kind. A soft smile graced his lips as he made eye contact with Wilbur for the first time. 

He held out his hand and Wilbur could see the slight shake to it. He was just as nervous as he was. “It’s nice to finally meet you. Phil has told me a lot about you.” 

Wilbur couldn’t move, couldn’t speak. How the hell had he let himself stay away this long and miss his father falling in love with this amazing man. “Hello,” he squeaked out at last as the silence got too much to bear. Gently, he took Missa’s hand and the man’s face lit up like the sky on the fourth of July. “It's really nice to finally meet you.” Nearly before he could finish his sentence Missa was pulling him into a hug. 

Phil's distinct laugh cut through the chill air as Wilbur gaped at him over Missa’s shoulder. Missa’s grip was tight, comforting. Wilbur was overwhelmed by how safe it felt as he felt tears prick up in the corners of his eyes. It felt fatherly. It felt right.

anyway thats all i have cuz its just a short scene in a tnt duo fic im writing but yeah :)

aAAAW!!! WAIT THIS IS SO LOVELY!!!! :D aaw thank you so much for sharing this with me!! I'm so happy you felt inspired by my art to write this!! This is such a sweet meeting you've written for them, very soft :] I wish you luck on your fic!!

#!!! #So exciting to have someone show me creative work inspired by my art that's so cool!! I'm 😊!!

[clementine-writes-things]

Bonnie And Clyde - E.N

Summary: Edward gets kidnapped and tortured by hitmen who try to get y/n's whereabouts out of him. Y/n goes undercover to save him. Short but gooddddd!

Content Warning: Explicit language, gore, mentions of r*pe, blood, y/n being clumsy, torture, lovey-dovey, y/n being playful while being violent, comical violence/killing, y/n calls Ed 'riddles', think harley quinn joker dynamic (except not abusive :D cuz LET'S NOT ROMANTICIZE ABUSE OK? Shouldn't have to say that but JOKER AND HARLEY ARE NOT COUPLE GOALS!)

Songs for Inspo:

Moonlight - Kali Uchis

Murder In My Mind - Kordhell

all I want is you - Rebzyyx, hoshie star

Cheri Cheri Lady - Modern Talking

Art Deco - Lana Del Rey (mother)

#Brooklynbloodpop! - SyKo

(lord have mercy HOLD ME BACK IM GONASFEGIAJWSS)

READ BELOW CUT

Edward glared up at the people before him, blood trickling down his nose after the punch he had received. His shirt had blood splattered on it from them pulling a few of his teeth out. One of the men crouched down in front of him, grabbing a fistful of his hair and yanking him towards him.

"Where the fuck is she?" He growled.

Edward smiled, his bloodstained teeth showing. A few chuckles left his throat as he swirled his tongue around his mouth. Pursing his lips he spat a mixture of blood and spit onto the goons face. He burst out laughing, legs kicking as much as they could in his restrained situation.

"You motherfucker...we oughta just kill you."

Edward gasped, his mouth agape, saliva falling down. He shook his head frantically. The men around him rolled their eyes as he continued his dramatic ways.

"Oh no! Don't do that! P-Please! Anything but that!" He fake pleaded, laughing as he stuttered.

"This guys getting on my nerves. Why do we even need him?" One of them asked.

"To figure out where the fuck y/n is. That bitch owes us money. Or maybe..." The head goon said, looking at Edward.

"Maybe we'll accept another form of payment." He smirked foully.

Edward's giddy demeanor fell instantly, his bloody smile turning to a grimace. His eyes narrowed and his fists were clenched. His kidnappers grinned at this, finding his weak spot.

"She'd never fuck any of you. She loves me more than your own mothers loved you. Plus, you're not her type. She likes smart guys. Clearly not your forte." He spat.

"Who said we were gonna ask?"

Edward lurched forward in his chair, the duct tape keeping him down ripping slightly. Two of the men went to his sides, holding his arms down. A fire was in Edward's eyes and he felt his chest heaving.

"You better hope I don't make it out of here! I'll gut you like a fish and put your head on a pike for speaking about her like that!" He yelled.

The head man rolled his eyes. Turning around behind him, he looked towards the tools he had on a table. Smirking, he grabbed a scalpel and turned back towards Edward.

"Let's see if she'll still love you when you have no eyes..." He chuckled.

Just then, a loud crash could be heard from above the empty warehouse they were in. All the kidnappers, including Edward, looked up towards the metal staircase that led to the second floor. It was silent for a few seconds and then another loud crash could be heard as a person stumbled down the staircase. Edward smirked to himself as he saw it was his loving girlfriend. The goons all cackled.

"Ow, that hurt! You know you've got tripping hazards all over this place. I could get OSHA involved..." She grumbled, dusting off her clothes.

"Listen toots, here's the deal. You come with us like a good girl, or your boyfriend here gets a bullet in the head."

"Hm. That's a real tempting offer but it doesn't interest me. Here, I'll give you a better one. You hand my Riddles over and maybe I'll let you leave with your life. Seems pretty fair, right Riddles?" She asked, winking as she placed her hands on her hips.

"That's quite a good offer! You're always so considerate, sweetheart." He grinned.

"Is this bitch serious? What a nutjob. Kick her ass, but keep her alive. We need her."

"Bitch?! Did you just call me a bitch?! Only Riddles can call me that during the nasty. And YOU are NOT Riddles!" She screamed, stamping her foot on the ground.

The men charged at her, Edward bouncing with glee in the chair as he watched what was happening before him. Y/n glared and pulled out a shock baton from the holster on her back and a pistol from her back pocket. Turning to her right she shocked the man in the leg, quickly swinging her leg and kicking him across the face. Once he fell to the floor, she turned forward, firing a bullet between the mans eyes. The final guy's eyes widened as he backed away from her. Blood was splattered on her face due to the close range at which she shot the last guy.

"Y-You can leave with him. Just don't hurt me." He pleaded.

Y/n walked towards him, pressing her shoe down on his chest. She tilted her head, humming to her self. Turning towards Edward, y/n shrugged her shoulders and walked towards him. With her gun pointing at the head goon the whole time, she used her knife to cut Edward free.

"Should I let him go, Riddles?" She asked, walking back over to the guy on the floor.

"I'm not so sure darling, he was saying some nasty things about you." He grimaced, spitting on the man.

"He was!? Like what?!" She exclaimed.

Edward leaned over and whispered in her ear. Y/n's eyes widened and her eyebrows furrowed, face blood red. She growled, leaning over and pressing the gun directly on the guys crotch.

"You're disgusting!" She said, firing the bullet.

The man screamed in agony, blood pooling beneath him. Desperately he tried to crawl away, albeit slowly. Y/n ignored it and turned to Edward, wiping the blood off his face with her hand. She frowned, hugging him tightly.

"What did they do to you, Riddles!?" She cried.

"Pulled a few teeth, darling. Nothing I can't fix." He winked.

"Ooh! We can get you gold teeth! Real shiny!" She clapped happily.

"What a brilliant idea my love, now come here." He ordered.

Y/n fell into his arms, wrapping her own around his neck. Edward grabbed her waist and yanked her towards him, kissing her deeply and passionately. Y/n moaned into the kiss, lifting her leg up and wrapping it around his waist. Edward chuckled and pulled away, wincing.

"Still hurts, darling. I just missed your lips." He winked, reaching down and pinching her butt.

Y/n slapped his hand playfully and giggled.

"Blood looks good on you, Riddles." She winked.

He grabbed her waist as they both walked toward the man crawling across the floor. Edward grinned devilishly while looking down on him. Sighing, y/n walking in front of the guy, sitting criss-cross. He groaned as he looked up at her. She twirled the gun in her hand.

"Y'know, I thought it would be a lot harder to fight you guys. I even fell down the stairs and still got the upper hand. Very disappointing. Now, I was gonna spare you but, I changed my mind. Seeing as you tortured my boyfriend and said such vile things about me. You understand. Anyways, night night!" She giggled before shooting him in the head.

Standing up, she stretched out her back with a soft groan. Edward walked up behind her, hands trailing up her body. Y/n moaned, turning around to face him.

"Let's get you home, Riddles. I missed you!" She frowned, holding his hand as they walked out of the warehouse.

"I missed you too, darling."

#fanfic writer #writers #fanfic #gotham #the riddler #edward nygma #writers of tumblr #dc universe

[sultrybaby]

Fallin' (EN- REACTION)

Enhypen reaction to you tripping down the stairs and crashing onto them.

Requested by: ANON

'Enhypen reaction to you tripping down the stairs and crashing onto them

Why? Cuz my head is running laps around the east coast prison near the asylum. '

💞Warnings: a lot of falling, im pretty sure there's cursing, really cliché at times, this honestly feels like a fever dream💞 Word count:200 something 💞Pairing: Enha x gn!Reader💞 Genre: Fluff, crack (can be interpreted as established romantic relationship OR platonic relationship)

Heeseung:

Poor boy was coming upstairs to check on you

When he saw you coming downstairs. He turned away for like...1 second and suddenly u yelped.

PaNik-

He ran to you in order to catch you but in vain.

You just smashed into him.

Both of you fell on the floor, Heeseung suffering slightly more than you did considering u used him as a mattress when u fell, while he hit the ground straight up (RIP 💀)

You both start checking if the other was ok

"Dude you good?"

"I mean u almost curried me but yeah wtv"

"Hey I didnt MEAN to-"

U both make eye contact and just...start laughing.

"BRO that was epic"

"r u srsly bro-zoning me rn"

"i talk like this when im embarrassed shut up-"

Jay:

Honestly

I can imagine him just, catching u out of reflex

Like you would trip and fall and he would just extend his arm and casually catch u (Damn that's hot 😳)

"Uhh..thanks man"

"Oh baby, what would u do without me, mm?"

Jake:

Tripping and falling onto jake would be so cute

Like i think you'd both be going down the stair when u trip, and he would wrap his arms around you and envelope you

"noo bby r u okay??? 🥺🥺"

You'd be a blushing mess because of how embarrassed you are, and he will just make it worse by pecking ur crown and being all "i caught you falling for me 😉"

He might even go as far as bridal carrying u down the stairs (provided he does not give up and jsut leave u on the stairs by then)

Sunghoon:

This guy would react similarly to jay

As in he'd probably catch u perfectly with his reflexes

But his attitude

OH

He is NOT as carefree as jay

This cocky mf is not gonna let u forget about it god

You'd trip, fall, and land straight into his arms. And he would push you in until ur noses are almost touching.

"If ur so desperate to be held, u can just ask baby"

And you'd eyeroll but ur also secretly, like, so flustered

And honestly HE'S EMBARRASSED TOO he does not know where all this confidence is coming from

Like he'll manage one more 'I see ur falling for me" before breaking and bursting into laughter, his face a red mess.

And u would laugh along with him, hitting his chest.

"You dork😡"

"You clutz 😡"

Sunoo:

Okay yall

Dont kill me for this BUT

I think sunoo would actually just let you fall LMFAOO 😭💀

Like he would be near the stairs when he would hear you trip

And he'd see you falling down, and he's jsut make that disgusted face he makes and move the fuck out of ur way like ur some dead insect

LIKE IM SAWRY but that is the only way i see this going down

And you would rub ur butt and stand up, and then he'd be like

"u okay?? 🥺🥺"

"I ALMOST DIED WHY DIDNT U CATCH"

And yall would just bicker endlessly until he notices like a red spot on ur elbow and gets seriously worried

Prepare for cuddle night

Jungwon:

The most normal out of all of them

U trip, crash on to him. He almost falls but then he catches his balance

He's lowkey amused but he keeps his cool and he's checking if you're okay

"Im good Im good dont worry"

He kinda dusts you all over

And then

Yall just go your merry way

Every once in a while he does bring it up when ur going downstairs tho

"Hey be careful...remember when u almost died"

"That's way too dramatic baby 😭"

Ni-ki:

The craziest out of all of them.

I feel like this would go down really badly.

He would probably be at the end of the stairs with some col drink in his hands, when you trip and fall

But he'd be listening to something with headphones in so he wouldnt know

Would get an inkling like a millisecond too late

You crash into him, he drops his phone and drink (which spills all over the two of you)

He would fall, and you would fall on him

Everything would happen way too fast and he would be so confused while you were embarrassed (and drenched)

You barely recover from the shock when you hear him yelp

"OMFG THAT WAS SO FUN"

Bruh wot 🤡💀

"Come on yn let's do it again"

So yeah you would somehow convince him to not do it again by getting him a new drink 

-

TAGLISTS:

Permanent all works

@gloomysunny @thomas-the-tank-engene @goldenhypen

Permanent kpop

@soobin-chois @one16core @hoonsmarsbar

Enhypen

@yogurteume @annoyingbitch83

Networks

@kflixnet @enhypennetworks @the-k-neverland

#timenote- library #kflixnet #enhypennetwork #the k- neverland #fanfiction #sunghoon #park sunghoon #enhypen #sunghoon fanfiction #park sunghoon fanfiction #enhypen fanfiction #park sunghoon enhypen #park sunghoon enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fluff #enhypen angst #fluff #angst #park sunghoon fluff #park sunghoon angst #sunghoon fluff #sunghoon angst #heeseung #jay #jake #sunoo #jungwon #niki #works-writings #kpop #enhypen headcannons

[itsdefinitely]

my favorite things in the performance of beetlejuice i saw live

TLDR; this is an unfinished list and i love beetlejuice the musical

- alex brightman being in the show

- literally all of it

- everyone cheers when beej says "Holy crap, a ballad already"

- "Hey guys, ain't it pretty? Look who's back in New York City! Since your live have been super shitty, let's start on, y'know the whole being dead thing."

- "that was an old Scandinavian folk song, i like to think i put my own spin on it"

- all of the transitions between scenes but especially when the graveyard turns into the house and beej says "it's a lot bigger on the inside!" because it was genuinely epic

- when Barbara says "look at these jugs!" beej turns around excited

- "this is what life is, it's just a bunch of Howards and then you die"

- Barbara gets her hand caught on fire i don't know how they did that

- Barbara "you give me the creeps" Beej "you give me a boner!" [pulls out a bone] "that's a femur"

- beej has a whistle during the whole being dead thing pt. 2

- the house retracts during dead mom and lydia stands on an empty stage during the long notes

- Adam gets turned around by beej when Barbara is doing the screams so that Barbara can focus

- a whole choir shows up during beej's soliloquy in fright of their lives

- "don't text in the middle of the night saying 'you up' because-" [pause because he's trying to hold back tears] "-new phone [sing song] whoooooooooooo~ [normal] dis?"

- *throws smoke bomb* "BAM! I'm gone." *jazz hands*

- "The Maitlands, more boring than Brigadoon."

- when beej takes the door down instead of saying "fuck you guys" he says "fuck brigadoon"

- Adam and Barbara with sheets over their heads

- Delia fortnite dancing during no reason

- beej complaining about his mom to lydia

- beej's hair turning purple during the roof scene

- smoke coming out of where beej falls during say my name

- during say my name Barbara learns to throw her voice

- during day-o beej comes out of the table (so proud of him) when lydia says his name

- the lights going dark when the skye goes inside to change to the inside of the house + skye had a flashlight

- during that beautiful sound, after the rip-off joke the actor holds the fake arm in between their legs (cuz no arms obvi) and beej says "that looks like a penis!"

- the pie gets flung out of the door, the actor doesn't even catch it

- i forgot when, but at some point Delia ran into the wall while exiting the stage

- the actor playing otho/Kevin looked like a discount jesus (not making fun of the actor just a thing i noticed that enhanced the character to me)

- "exorcism. death for the dead!"

- during the while being dead thing pt. 4 (good old fashioned wedding) beej's hair turns red

- "it's a green card thing!"

- the entire netherworld scene (especially the chase part)

-what i know now but one guy fell fully over, like they slipped and fell. i dont think anyone noticed but me. i noticed. i see you chorus member that fell.

- the whole life or death scene but specifically Adam's jeopardy podium thing says 'sexy' instead of his name

- "HOLD ON JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE" *everyone cheers*

- during Adam and beej's kiss (#lovewins) beej got REALLY into it

- Barbara slaps Adam and then they both say "Maitlands 2.0" to make sure they're on the same page

- Charles and Adam distracting beej while lydia gets the plan moving during creepy old guy

- beej with the tear away costume and slicked back hair

-the lights changing to pink when they say "i can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright" and the entire on-stage cast singing (including beej he doesn't even use the demon voice)

- beej coming alive, feeling emotions, and then dying in the span of 4-5 minutes (y'know, fair)

- Juno having a smoke machine around her chest and making it seem like she's smoking

- when beej says "this guy knows what im talking about" the third time he starts laughing a lot and saying stuff like "three times!" and breaking the fourth wall while all the other characters stand there confused

-"YOU TRICKED ME but with love" -beej as hes pushed off the stage by juno

- beej riding sandy (the sandworm) and wearing a cowboy hat

- "Look lydia, now we both have dead moms!"

-beej giving Adam his dead mother's leg and saying "you're boring, but you're sexy. own that."

- "maybe I'll find my father." [gasp] "sequel??" *bad imitation of airhorns*

- when beej goes to the netherworld he says "fuck brigadoon" again instead of "tell my story"

- lydia floating during jump in the line- the stage going dark and the deetzes + maitlands being spotlighted in pink in a hug during the last "im home"

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #alex brightman #lydia deetz #barbara maitland #adam maitland #charles deetz #delia deetz #lawrence beetlejuice shoggoth #i figured it was time to post this #a lot of this stuff isnt groundbreaking #just me pointing out things #definite's ted talks

[everythingbutresolved]

The Worst Haim Fic Ever

Fictional!Hamish Linklater x f!reader

Rating: Horny Teenager

Summary: Let's break the writing dry spell with something so bad it will self destruct when you have finished reading it shall we?

Warnings: Grammar? What is it? Abuse of Zeta Gen talk. Reader is a a hamfam mutual and Haim has several nicknames, gratuitous descriptions of the male body, unprotected sex, moron dirty talk.

Notes: Thank you so much for the love in the past year, I'm trying to love back and be more productive, I just wanted to share the silliest thing that popped in my mind...enjoy 😜

ur sitting at home in ur pjs all comfy with half edible left from the tray you baked for the weekend.

Ur dog and you are watching netflix eating only red m&m’s talking to the friendz in your phone when u hear a knock at ur door. u get up and spill all the candies on the floor but don’t worry cuz u already gulped down all the red and yellow choco, but carry your puppy with u because you didnt order anything from amazong in like 3 days so your four legged friend might have to scare an intruder. u open the door and it’s the hottest man ever

 Hummus Longlater

u almost drop on your butt bcz you were just talking to your mutuals in barks and meows how much u need to climb that human palmtree covered in chocolate fudge. U say “Drop gorgeous Daddy Legend wtf ya doin here?” But that piece of licorice bats his eye hair so quickly u fall back on the couch while ur doggo goes and pack his toys cuz he's going with him.

“Hey babygirl” Hamosh sais, leaning on ur doorframe, revealing he is wearing nothing but a white vest two sizes down a toddler and the tightest jeans ever sold by those gud bois at Levi’s. A “Look I know I’m your bias and that I always munch on it, and finally my Zaddy whiskers r too drenched in fandom juice to keep ignoring them. The fire has spread and reached my cheeks missus.”

ur like “omg !! Im not wearing any makeup!! Or pants!! Oh skinny legend u’re so father, periodt!!!”  but he just lafs at that because tahts what he likes about u. “ya girl i know thats why im heer. I’m mad lit on god no god no cap. Drip drip. I heard u enjoy eating junk food and getting your junk food ate out. Do u wanna rip my pants and eat me up gurl? Leave no crumbs baby.”

And saying that he loafs in to your house, tripping over doggo when he refuses to hover his naked feet. “i like your trash panda” “don’t scratch him under his ear or he’ll hump ur leg till tomorrow” U say before smushing your face into his. He smells like old spice and tastes like pumpkin donut and matcha latte. You untangle your tongues only to ask “Hammac glorious, your foot is always on my neck daddy, but I have to ask, r u real or is the weed they sold me pretty fire?”

Ur pup gives you  stern look and plops on his furry ass and ur sure he says “human im petotaly serious don0t parse this or ill foist on you three gens of my litters – mine and the raccoon that lives under the porch”

Himbo grabs ur sweaty ass and says “The way u scratch ur armpits called me like a charm and i just had to come get a taste of this sweet sweet potato couch.” He stretches his vest over his head, his eyes are the color of the hazelnut frosted chocolate brownie you had this morning. “well? U got me like La-La-La baby, wanna sit on my face or what ?”“duh,” u spit, moving puppy aside. “I love you down Mr. H” His chest is smooth with baby oil when you slide ur hands on it. He has huge hands that scoop under ur ass and throw you on the bed and rip of your pjs. Ur android goes flying out the pocket, probsbly never to be seen again. U have the time to chant “You’r our beloved, and u have us in a chokehold!” then is on top of you fast, pinnning you to the bed, slopply groping under ur shirt for ur boobs that bounce boobily. He chokes u with his socks that smells like socks but u kinda think thats hot. His jeans sway to the floor and skitter away, leaving him in his boxers he got for christmas in 2003. His heft is huge, huger than his hands. It snaps the elastic and elicopter it for a ful minute until u’re hypnotized. “dont worry babygurl this will help u get it all in” he grabs ur legs and throws them over his shoulder and massages ur pussy until u scream and snatch his fingers up your coochie like the dyson ur mom gave u for xmas.

“omg Mr. H that was nom-nom delish how r u so good at pumpussy??!” you gasp gasplessly

“since I’m in my assembly period my strengths multiplied, now I can make u cum with just a flex of my massive eyebrows watch this” and with that he hoola-hoops his hairy caterpillars and makes u *O* a few more times “ r u ready baby gril?”

“yes Zaddy!” 

He likes that. He ate that up a compliment and had u GAG, while ur cunt eats it all up. U can see urself cumming in the reflex of his caramel pudding eyes. He moans so loud the neighbors think ur killing someone and get more popcorns. U scream obscenities and fuck and cum and fuck and cum all over the apartment. Ur doggo has found ur phone and is taking a video to send ur besties later. The couch rols over from so much fuckng and cumming. Hammamet keeps gong flexing his infinite thighs becuz yours gave up. He doesn't unload until the very end when he climbs on the bedframe and showers u singing Sweet Home Carolina. U almost drown.

“wow mr Hamigo thank u” u say. Talking makes cum gush off ur hair

“ur welcom. Btw I gotta go now.” He swishes in his jeans like a well grased seal and moves to ur side of the bed. U start crying for the sudden loss of his massive cock. “Hamandbacon I thought you were different but ur like everyone else, mid.”

He looks into ur eyes and lovingly swipes some cum from your face.

“I don’t get it. I just gave u the best camping of ur life”

“And now ur fleeing”  

He lafs u off “I have 47 more friendly stops after this, don’t be greedy babgurl” U bat ur sticky palms with joy, meanwhile your familiar retrieves ur phone for U so you can give a head up to your mutuals – get ready with water and lube.

@littleredwritingcat this is for you bestie

Randy tag @supplanther @plainlo-inthemorning @girlwiththenegantattoo @agirlinherhead @madsmilfelsen @aherdofbees @chronic-ghost @ebiemidnightlibrarian @pegplunkett @jyngerpeach and more

#hamfam #hamfam assemble #hamish linklater #fanfic #The Worst Haim Fic Ever #silly thing #yes there's 48 members on discord

[liliallowed]

I hope sans doesn't hate us now hey hey Crimson you know sans well right do you think he hates us?????? :(

angst below

"don't worry darling he won't blame you as long as I'm around. in fact I can make it so he'll like you more by training you to fight me. he'll be so happy to see you eventually take me down"

"wh-what?"

"you know. like how cats bring dead birds as gifts? or like, just rip out my heart. I think he'll like that. probably kiss you or like cuddle. it's adorable how docile he gets around you. I'd imagine it's like watching a zookeeper snuggle with tiger cubs they raised while the other would rip other people to shreds."

"okay wtf are you talking about. why would you... WANT him to like me? is this part of your evil plans?"

"mm. well, would you believe me if I said I just wanna see you somehow succeed without being discarded in the dumpster in sans's basement?"

"no."

"hehehe. yeah I'm planning on ruining your marriage at the last day. I want to be the worst wingman ever."

"I don't understand. why are you so sure he won't hate me? he... he wants to kill me."

"that's BECAUSE he loves you silly. it's his... way of making sure you're "safe" instead of becoming someone else's exp. kinda like a twisted way of giving his greatest mercy."

"he is going to kill you too right? doesn't that mean he'd love you too?"

"psht I WISH! nah he doesn't give me a fast out. makes sure it's as painful as it can possibly be before I run out of hp. then again it's pointless since I literally can't feel anything. that's not his mercy. that's straight up spite." they shrug.

"he really does care about you you know. it'd be a waste to die to him. DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOUR LIFE. he'd be lonely without you." they frown. "least with YOU he won't be left for dead in a ghost town if I'm gone. call it a plan B in case I actually don't come back. make sure you'll take good care of him"

"what? what do you mean?"

"I've stayed with him cuz leaving him would be too cruel. killing him would leave ME alone. but with you in the mix everyone is happy."

"then why did you give me the reset!?"

"so he can't push you away using the old (you wouldn't understand resets) bullcrap. such a drama queen honestly."

"liar. you just want entertainment."

"true. that too. can't a person just enjoy both being an asshole and being empathetic?"

"you're NOT going to start getting any sympathy from me because of this. you're manipulating me! I'm just a second in command pawn for you aren't I? you're replacement to torment THE ONE PERSON WHO GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME!"

they stayed silent for a moment...

before pinning you down to the ground and slicing through your souls shield, poking their knife to your throat.

"of course I am. you're so fucking dumb to think I actually GIVE a shit about your dumb relationship with my rival. you almost seemed to forget you're a hostage here that I've had the GENEROSITY to teach self defense."

your eyes widen as you flinch feeling the tip break through the skin.

"I can hurt you room I can BREAK you too. I just don't WANT TO because it'd be too predictable. don't forget your place y/n. if you really are set on those ideals then whats stopping you?"

their grip loses from your hands as they place the blade in your hand.

"go on. then. slay me if you think Im SO evil. I mean hehehe... I'd still come back but if this is going to be your first kill might aswell be me right? "

your hand shook on the blade as they forced your hand forward into their chest.

"STICK TO IT THEN COWARD. FUCKING KILL ME. GO IMPRESS HIM! or are you gonna just make the excuse of killing people is bad? I'll kill sooooo many more people if you don't stop me here hehehe... I'll turn you into a monster too."

your hands shake. you can't. you can't you CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY. THERE HAS TO BE.

#dusttale player #lv triangle #player x reader #bro has mood swings #tw angst #tw themes of suicide

[rowan-montmorencyy]

So I went to the library and actually found A Curse for True Love by Stephanie Garber, and it was GREAT

Ofc I need to rant ab it, bc I finished it late last night so I needed to the pass the fuck out cuz I had to wake up early the next day so I couldn’t post anything until now

spoiler warning!!

“Don’t be rude. The princess asked you a question. Answer.”

HES SO ADORABLE FOR THIS I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE, STAWPPPP

“You could never look awful.”

HES SO WHIPPED, OMFG

“But he thought again about the guards talking about a murderous demon. Then he pictured the same murderous demon, ripping into Evangeline’s throat, killing her, again.”

Hes traumatized by seeing Eva die that he so fucking worried about his friend killing her, MY STARSSSS </3

“I don’t want you near her. Ever.’ Jacks pulled out his sword, and before Chaos had time to speak, he shoved the blade right through his chest.”

BROOOO, CHAOS IS JACKS LONGEST FRIEND AND JACKS “KILLED” HIM BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED THE FIRST TIME LINE (where Eva was KILLED BY CHAOS) WOULD REPEATTT

IM NOT OKAYYYYY

“Yes, I am a murderer. I enjoy hurting people. I like blood. I like pain. I am a monster, but whether you remember it or not, I’m your monster, Evangeline.”

This shattered my soul, heart and STARS while reading</3

“She didn’t hear any voices calling for him, but she wondered if being here hurt Jacks the same way being so close to the memory of her parents had hurt her. If he, too, felt the pull of something he wanted but couldn’t have.”

For context, Eva still doesn’t have her memories and they’re currently in the Cursed Forest, in the Hollow.

THE BEST DAY OF JACKS LITERAL IMMORTAL LIFE WAS WHEN HE SPENT TIME THERE WITH EVANGELINE

ARGHHHHHHH, STOPPPPPP

“Nothing was going to be all right ever again if Jacks lost her now.”

NO WAIT, STOP, HES PANICKING MADE ME PANIC

“‘Splendid! Tell me about the apples.’

‘Next question.’

‘You said I could ask whatever I wanted.’

‘It doesn’t matter, I don’t need them anymore.”

OH MY STARS, JACKS EATS APPLES TO CONTROL HIS FATE URGES OF WANTING TO KISS EVANGELINE (bc otherwise he would kiss her and she would die) BUT HE DOESNT NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE HE CAN KISS HER

THEY MAKE ME SO MENTALLY ILLLL

anyways, I just really needed wanted to rant ab Jacks bc ofc I do

I’m sorry if it was too long but I really fucking wanted to rant

#spoilers #stephanie garber #jacks (i don’t know his last name) #Prince of Hearts #Evangeline Fox #Little Fox<3 #Once Upon A Broken Heart #The Ballad of Never Affer #A Curse for True Love #jacks being whipped has my STARS #ouabh #tbona #acftl #acftl spoilers #jacks x evangeline

[huggybug]

thinking about riding nick’s abs now 😌 okay, hear me out…you just got out of the shower and change into booty shorts and one of his t-shirts. you sit in your shared bedroom and wait for nick to get home. maybe he was gone for a game that you couldn’t go to for some reason or he’s at a dinner. he comes home in his suit (we’ve all seen ✨the suit✨) and he’s all pouty and needy. he makes his way up to your bedroom and stops in the doorway. “hi, baby,” he says, his voice all groggy. “hi!” you walk up to him and kiss him. “i really missed you.” he smiles back, pulling you into a tight hug. “i missed you more.” you smiled into his neck, saying nothing, knowing that you couldn't win an argument with him. “like seriously, you have no idea.” his voice was softer, deeper than before. you couldn't ignore the feeling of the growing tent in his pants pressing into your stomach. but, you being the brat you are, kissed him on the cheek, walked away and simply pretended not to acknowledge it. he just looks at you while he undoes the buttons of his shirt. he then walks over to the edge of the bed and sits. he takes off his shoes, while he continues to watch you. ”what?” you smile. “oh, nothing,” he says “i just didn’t know that was the kind of mood we were in today.” “what mood?” “a bratty one.” “what do you mean?” you laughed, trying to sound innocent. you were now standing in front of him. “dooooon’t act like you dont know what im talking about,” he said grabbing you by the waist so you were now standing in between his legs. he just looked up at you while you ran your fingers through his hair. you looked down at his belt and then back to him, biting your lip with that innocent look in your eyes. you brought your hands to his belt and started playing the buckle. “stop.” he said. “i’m just trying to help you take it off since your so tired and grumpy,” you said. “you know that’s not what you’re doing,” he said in a low whisper. you just smirked at him while continuing to undo his belt. “all you gotta say is that you want me, baby,” he said to you. you did want him. bad. but you continued with the act. “i never said that. i just missed you is all.” “you sure?” he raised an eyebrow. you shrugged, “yeah.” “i dont believe you,” he reached up and pulled you down into a kiss.” you climbed into his lap without pulling away, deepening the kiss. you finally pull way, “im not the one being dirty-minded here. that’s you.” “not just me.” “yes it is.” “no.” “uh-huh”, you continued to argue, grinding your hips on him. he let out a grunt, ”mmm b-baby. stop” “stop what?” “just stop,” he began breathing heavy. “why?? you afraid im gonna make you cum in your pants?” “no..” ”you sure? your so the type to cum in your pants,” you cooed. you got more aggressive, moaning into his neck. your hands wondered up to his shirt.you practically ripped it off him. he was miserable. ”seriously, stop.” he grabbed your waist. your motions stopped as he flipped you over. ”youre such a fucking brat,” he said, hovering over you. he sat up and began to unzip his pants, as he eyed your thighs. now you were the one who was miserable. you tried clenching your thighs together to get some relief. nick noticed, proceeding to put his knee in between your legs. he pulled his member out of his pants. you began to feel excitement. he realizes this, and smirks. “oh, baby. you really think im gonna let you off that easy?” he leans down, pulls your shirt up to your chin, kisses your chest, and wraps his hand around himself. he kept going while you tried grinding on his knee. he never broke eye contact. his breathing was getting heavier, his moans louder and higher, his chain dangling in your face. and then he came. just like that. all over you. he had a dumb smirk on his face as he adjusted himself so he was laying lazily against the headboard. ”okay babygirl, now its time your pleasure,” he said pulling you up onto his abs. im just gonna stop there cuz i dont wanna annoy you or anyone for writing this long ass thing.

ANON. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT😩😩

that was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. can i please hire you to write those for some of my fics?? holy shit i’m seriously losing my mind pls come back and send more i’m begging

#i’m screaming #nick blankenburg #answered!

[nsfsprince]

Hello! It’s the anon that requested the fae logince!!

I have an idea, but it is just an idea-

So, running off the image that it start with Roman doesn’t seem to be in.. control. At all-

Logan is that typical fae that was like ohh pretty human, I’m just gonna *pick up* and fucking keep it.

But even once you give your name to a fae and you belong to them- even if they wipe you a clean state, hints of your previous self shines through! It’s the chemicals in your brain, you can’t really wave them away!

So Logan has his little obedient human, who occasionally is very flattering and sweet and all ✨grand gestures✨ and looks ✨pretty✨ and Logan promptly realizes after a while, that he isn’t thinking of Roman the same anymore- he’s fond of the human-

He’s got a crush

So logan, realizing the pickle he is in, slowly lets Roman gain control again, in hope of freaking apologizing and wooing him. (Idk about that part, but hey, it’s an idea!)

Que enemies (??? Will ro be upset???) to lovers speed run were Logan realizes Roman is VERY STRONG, and pins him to wall to make out

Jfkdkd ohhhhhh I definately like that. Some minor tweaks that i'd make based on my initial idea from said image is that Roman gave his name and thus himself over, willingly, to Logan.

(The rest under the cut cuz this got long)

He was a prince with a missing twin brother(ehem. Remus went and dipped to party w/ a certain pair of fae, maybe relevant later but only story wise and not getting involved with Roman and Logan wise, plus Remus didnt intentionally bail on his brother, time just works differently in the fae world, he had every intention of coming back to see his brother again) so with the weight of the kingdom looming on his shoulders he decides he cant do it.

Another aspect of this needing to run away idea is that Roman is trans, and is thus the only remaining heir and technically their kingdom's crowned Princess(which he Hates but since Remus is Missing, no one else has the power to fight his father on it) and his father is looking at marrying him off which Cannot Happen.

So he runs into the massive forest where he last saw his brother go and runs and runs, even when his skirts rip and his sleeves tear and he trips on tree roots, he runs.

And when his legs finally give out, he's caught in strong arms, a gentle hand cradling his head and a crooning voice lilting through the clearing. Hes in a fairy circle, he can see the trail on the forest floor, looping around him and this new stranger neatly.

He looks up and sees this beautiful fae, sharp edges and ethereal beauty, ice blue eyes sharp and calculating and mouth curved into a comforting grin just a hare sharper than human teeth can manage. A Fae. Roman swallows, unable to quite look away.

Hes still being cradled by the others impossible strength, though theyve now lowered to the ground.

"Breath, little one, breathe. Thats it, good boy. Im so proud of you. Just take your time, you look so tired from running all that way, I'll protect you, my dear." The low, lilting voice says, a gentle hand carding through his mussed hair. Its as if Roman hadnt been running for so long, every breath hurts less and less, his exhaustion evaporates and his mind clears with every passing minute that he remains trapped in the others warm gaze.

'To hell with it,' Roman thinks tiredly, 'out of the pan and into the fire.'

Inevitably, the fae gently tucks him closer and asks if they may have his name, and Roman knows he should deny it and play it smart, they seem to know full well all the thoughts bouncing around in his stressed out mind, but he cant seem to do it. He leans into their side firmly and tucks up against their chest, ducking his head as he gives his answer.

"Yes, you may have it, and you may have me. I am Roman Elizabeth Sanders, Second Prince of Creetivea."

And if the Fae, Lo, as Roman would come to know the other as, paused for a whole 40 secounds out to sheer bafflement over such a brilliant mind giving up so instantaneously, no one but Roman was there to witness it.

Continuing with your thoughts tho, Lo really does start developing a crush, because Roman is sweet and dramatic and still so very brilliant even without even a third of true awareness or control, and Logan finds himself challenged by this little plaything of his in a way few fae have even managed in a long time. And Logan's protective of his things, of course, especially his favorite pet. No one is allowed to touch his Roman but him.

And so he starts to give Roman bits of pieces of control back, a back and forth over an idea here, a little debate over theatre there, a handsy cuddle-turned-makeout session here, a firm and steamy scene there. Even just a quiet stargazing date that remains soft and calm throughout their quiet exchanges. Giving the True Roman chances to shine through and seeing how he handles it all, how he handles Logan.

And boy, Roman is infuriated by Logan, with his pretty mouth and cocky grin and accurate debate points, he just wants to find a way to knock Logan down a notch every once in a while, never quite to be in charge of course, but Roman loves picking a little on people he loves.

And Logan is falling harder and harder. Oh he adores his Roman. Enough so to give Roman his full name, "Logan." The sound of Roman mewling his name over and over in pure coherent bliss later that night is more than reward enough.

Around other fae Logan is likely very protective and wary with Roman present, and has his own protection spells and the like over his mortal love just to be on the safe side. But hoo boy he absolutely doesnt regret giving Roman near total control back.

The only time Logan pulls him back under control is for fun times, and only ever enough to make roman's body obey, but never enough to override romans mind or consent. Roman discovers just how pliant human biology is when commanded to cum over, and over, and over again at the drop of a single word, and its overwhelmingly hot.

Roman is also very weak for riding Logan, hes got the stamina to go for a while but Lo still far outbeats him, but not to worry, his Fae Love is happy to grip his hips and keep fucking his dripping, oversensitive hole slow and teasingly, till Romans usually overactive mind is finally reduced to overstimulated mush.

What im getting at is that Ro is used to being in a position of power and working doubley as hard to be respected, heard, and listened to, and when he couldnt take it anymore he gave it all up, and at most he might try and pin Logan for kisses and cuddles, it is entirely a show of dramatics and none of strength. He might play a little bratty role here and there and he will happily get into heated debates with Logan over things, but hes never been too interested in overpowering Logan.

Logan, on the other hand, has plenty of fun with (consentually)overpowering his favorite pet-turned-lover~

#not safe for sanders #nsfs logince #fae logince au #prince writes #prince rambles #trans roman rights #ask to tag #hoping this wasnt hidden from the main tags

[reineyday]

I'm very curious about your grimmichi babysitting and grimmichi casts heal on your WIP tag game thingy--do you mind talking about them a little?? ❤️❤️

I hope yoire having a great day/night/time!❤️🧡💙

OH MAN OKAY IM SO EXCITED so there's this post about how cats purr to help heal their companions and someone added this story about how they got sick and their mom's asshole cat sat on them and purred all while wearing this disgruntled "this doesnt make us friends" expression and i was immediately like "that's grimmjow" 😂 so it's a short fic where ichi misses weekly sparring cuz he's sick and grimmjow comes over in his resurreccion and lies down on him and purrs hahaha

for the babysitting one, it starts with ichigo and grimm supposedly going on their first proper date but ichigo ends up having to bring kazui cuz the babysitter cancelled last minute. they get into an argument about kazui but when grimm makes his dramatic exit through a garganta, he gets followed by the toddler in question, who gets followed by his dad. they both tumble out onto the hueco mundo sand after grimmjow, upon which ichigo immediately gets kidnapped by nel on bawa bawa, leaving grimmjow with a tiny toddler who calls him "kitty." rip grimm.

here's some snippets under the cut! and i hope youre having a good day too, thanks for the ask!!! 🥰💗💘💞💓💖💕

grimmjow is at once a firm and gentle presence keeping him in the bed, and ichigo finds himself comforted.

purring casts heal

"good kitty," ichigo says softly, and then yelps at the sharp claws suddenly embedded into his side.

"say that again kurosaki and i'll murder you right here in your bed," comes the angry reply. grimmjow shifts his head and digs his chin extra hard into ichigo's chest.

"grimm," ichigo whines. "im sick and youre clawing me?"

"physical wounds are unrelated to your immune system, youll survive," grimmjow replies.

"you realize the immune system helps heal wounds too right?" ichigo asks. "now itll take me longer to heal." that's not exactly how it works but ichigo can whine, okay? he's sick.

"thats why im here fuckface," grimmjow replies. "the. the purring. helps." he's scowling so hard while he says this that ichigo grins on automatic.

"aw kitten i knew you cared about me," ichigo says smugly. he doesnt care if he's bleeding onto his sheets from the claws in his side, this is worth it.

"i said this doesnt make us friends!" grimmjow replies.

babysitting fic

Grimmjow pushes away anything resembling a feeling and uses sonído to get the fuck through the garganta, ignoring the yelling he hears behind him. When he lands in the sands of Hueco Mundo, however, two orange-headed bastards fall in a pile right behind him.

"What the fuck," Grimmjow says.

"Fuck!" the tiny orange bastard exclaims cheerfully.

"Fuck," says the bigger one, a lot more annoyed.

*

The first place Grimmjow tries to ditch the kid is at the shouten.

He opens a garganta directly in front of Kisuke himself and tries to drop Kazui off, but the kid clings to Grimmjow's arm like a little demon. Kisuke does absolutely fuck-all while Grimmjow tries to detach the child from his arm. Actually, Kisuke does worse than fuck-all because he laughs at Grimmjow for the entire forty minutes he spends shaking his arm, trying to dislodge tiny Kurosaki.

*

"You sleepy, kid?" Grimmjow asks. Kazui nods and rubs his eyes blearily, then yawns again, a smaller one this time. Grimmjow finds himself snickering. "Me too, kid."

"Nap time?" Kazui asks.

"Couldn't have said it better myself," Grimmjow replies. Before he can do anything like move over to make more space, the kid flops down right on top of Grimmjow's chest. Grimmjow may or may not go "oof" from the unexpected weight.

"Good night, Gimmy!" Kazui says, snuggling right up to Grimmjow like Grimmjow isn't a murderous hollow with no soul.

#rei replies #rei writes #grimmichi #bleach #ichigo kurosaki #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #kazui kurosaki