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on-a-lucky-tide · 2 years
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hello imtyping through barely open eyes because my alarm JUST went off but. i would like to know about The Fairytale AU 💕💕💕💕💕 thank u :)
It's a collaboration! Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier. My Collab partner convinced me it should be an arranged marriage au.
“Huntsman?” The man asked. Eskel did not look up. He knew better than to meet the eyes of a member of the court, with the scars on his back enough to remind him should he forget, and he forced his chin down. Too much was at stake for his instincts to be mistaken as insolence.
“Yes, m’lord.”
“Ahh, well. We have a long journey ahead, and we shall be in close quarters throughout. Your name?” He paused. “You do—I mean, that is to say, you—“
“Eskel, m’lord,” Eskel replied.
“I’m… Jaskier. Viscount de Lettenhove, and the King’s appointed representative on this mission. I am responsible for—”
There was a murmur and a bark of laughter from over their shoulder. “Slept with the king’s sister and her handmaiden, I heard.”
“Haha, yeah, noose or the Wilds. I’d’ve taken the noose. Boy’s gonna get ripped to shreds.”
Jaskier clenched his teeth and stared straight ahead. Not through fear, Eskel imagined, but because he was fighting the urge to shout back and defend his honour. Such men—boys, for this child could be no more than eighteen summers—rarely feared the standard retribution of a sarcastic word, because there was always a defence standing at his elbow, shortsword at his hip. Where they were heading, Jaskier would have no such protection. Only the soldiers that stood leering at his back, and the Huntsman, unknowable and untrustworthy. The boy had a little sense then; an easy victory now would cost him a hard loss later.
Eskel examined the rings on Jaskier’s fingers thoughtfully, picking out the most expensive gems and marking the lack of calluses on the boy’s fingers, and then the expensive cut of his boots and cloak. It had been treated with dwarven oils, Eskel noted. Such a thing was hard to come by for even a nobleman, let alone one so far from home. Speaking of which. “Where’s Lettenhove? Never heard of it,” Eskel asked.
“Oh, it’s—uh, a little coastal province some leagues north. It was claimed during the Northern Wars and bestowed upon my family for loyal service to the Crown. Why—it’s a most industrious place, spices and fish, you know, I’m very surprised a man so well travelled has not happened upon it. I hope your knowledge of the Wilds is as superior as they say. Come then, let our adventure begin.” Jaskier tapped the heels of his expensive boots into the flanks of his priceless horse and rode ahead.
Eskel considered Jaskier’s back for a moment before he followed. The boy talked too much. That was a mistake most people made when they lied. They over-embellished the details, fearful that your mind might wander and fill in the blanks with unpredictable presumptions. Bad liars couldn’t adjust, because their narratives were built on foundations of sand.
As they passed through the tall, iron gates, Eskel retraced the march of his battalion down the coasts of the northern provinces. It had been many years since he had fought; every scar on his body was a mark of his survival and a memory to haunt his dreams.
He remembered the empty fishing boats bobbing in the blood-soaked harbours and the rank smell of rotting fish, the broken sloops and the burning—everything had been consumed by fire, and the overwhelming smell of death. Such scenes were seared into his subconscious; every footstep through hell an anchor in his memory. He had walked that coastline for months. And yet, not once had he stepped foot in the province of Lettenhove.
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crazyrainbowgirl221 · 9 months
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The gay shot
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cat-cosplay · 25 days
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🎶 Toss a coin to your Hisser...🎶
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spielzeugkaiser · 9 months
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I am still on board the AU AU where Geralt gets to actually hold a newborn Milek and he cries
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[MASTERPOST] awww, oh my, that would be so good!! Geralt absolutely would, and he would be so supportive of Jaskier too!
It's so sad that it doesn't go like that...
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listen I have so many feelings about Jaskier giving birth all by himself in this 'verse
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ghostlylicious · 1 month
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no way geralt posted this on my tl guys i swear
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face--the--strange · 7 months
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The Witcher + NYTMinusContext (part 4/?)
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artistsfuneral · 9 months
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(this contains graphic description of violence and is absolutely skippable if that's not your thing!)
the VOTE and FANART are UNDER the cut because of this
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The Road to Kaer Morhen - p.6
“Gentlemen,” he greeted the soldiers with a face-splitting grin and a courtly bow of his head. “It appears, there has been a misunderstanding.” The men stared at him, unmoving, tense. Behind them Aiden was still caught in his rage, not able to recognize Jaskier by his scent or sound anymore. “Why don't we all just sit down and talk about this like civilized people? I'm sure we can find some common ground.”
The bard's smile never wavering, he took a step forward only for the five soldiers to draw their swords at him. Steel for humans, Geralt's voice echoed in his thoughts as if any of that mattered. Silver had never stopped Jaskier before. Holding his hands up in what he knew was commonly understood as a surrendering gesture, he cocked his head to the side, watching as the archer reached behind his back for his bow. “How about some tea? I have this lovely mixture of zerrikanian spices that goes great with the apples you can buy around here. Oh, that reminds me! I wanted to keep some for apple cakes! Which would mean we can't use all of the tea, but surely some of you would prefer chamomile anyways, there's always one person that-”
“Shut the fuck up!”
Jaskier's mouth snapped shut with an audible click of his teeth. His initial smile had fallen off his lips as he stared at the man that had interrupted him with pure bewilderment. “Well that was incredibly rude. You are not getting any tea from me now.”
“I told you to shut the fuck up!” The same soldier as before yelled at him, spitting towards Jaskier's boots as he did so. The bard pulled a face in disgust.
“In the name of the crown of Redania, you are under arrest to be executed in the capitol!”
The forest was quiet around them, silent except for the wind in the trees and the metallic sound of the redanian soldiers readying themselves to arrest him.
The bard stared at them unblinking.
“Drop to your knees, this instance!” another soldier ordered harshly.
Jaskier's head fell back as he started to cackle loudly. The sound coming from deep inside his chest and forcing way through his throat like creature of its own.
“I don't think so, darling.”
Jaskier took a deep breath and exhaled it as the world slowed down around him.
They had hurt Aiden. Five soldiers in front of him, despicable creatures, faceless and worthless. Throats easily accessible from above. Exposed ankles. An unprotected back.
The Archer; almost too easy to kill.
A sixth trying to sneak up on him from behind. Useless.
His pack and lute slipped from his shoulders. The dull thumb cushioned by the forest floor. Aiden cried out in pain.
Jaskier inhaled and spun his body around, faster than any witcher ever could. His short sword was off his belt and in the man's eye socked before the soldier could even react. It popped with a horrible squelching sound that turned into the cracking of bones as the blade dove deeper and deeper into his skull. He was dead before his scream could form in his chest. Jaskier took hold of the man's throat and pulled his sword out, blood and chunky bits of soft tissue being forced out of his skull. He had been the one that made fun of the scar in Aiden's beautiful face. Now his body dropped to the ground lifelessly. Jaskier released his breath.
An arrow seared past his head and struck the bark of a tree not an arms length behind Jaskier. The archer's face lost all color as he watched the body of his fellow soldier hit the dirt floor. Freezing blue eyes fixated on their new target. Pulling a knife out of his blood splattered sleeves, Jaskier mourned the death of his favorite teal doublet and threw the barbed knife at the archer. He dropped to his knees like a puppet who's strings had been cut, cradling his stomach as a fearful scream broke from his lips. They always screamed in the end.
Running towards the next soldier, Jaskier couldn't help but to roll his eyes when the archer pulled the knife out, gutting himself in the progress.
The horses whinnied in panic, fighting against the reigns. Aiden snarled.
The soldier closest to him raised his arm high above his head, ready to strike down at the bard. Jaskier scoffed. Angling his own short sword upwards he closed the distance between himself and the other man and stabbed him right into the pit of his raised arm. The tip of his blade tore through flesh and bone until it hit the underside of the soldier's shoulder guard. Jaskier's opponent let out a primal howl as he dropped his sword to the slowly reddening forest floor. The bard ignored him, jerking his blade back out with brute force and kicking him to the side, eyes already focused on the next one.
Their swords met, loudly crashing against each other. The screeching sound of steel carving into steel seemed dull to Jaskier's ears. He inhaled and the world slowed down once more. He easily parried the next attack, taking hold of the man's elbow and twisting both of their bodies around, so they were chest to chest. As a result the redanian soldier that had tried to surprise Jaskier from behind found his sword stuck in his comrade's back. Jaskier slit the wounded's throat without hesitating and shoved his dying body towards the other soldier who easily crumbled under the unexpected weight. Mercilessly, the bard jumped on top of the fallen man's chest, breaking his rips and crushing his organs within seconds. This one had dislocated both of Aiden's shoulders for fun. Now he was choking on his own blood. He deserved worse.
Jaskier snarled and took hold of a stray sword, ramming it into a whimpering mess of human flesh on the ground. Two left. His face-splitting smile was back.
Aiden woke to the familiar taste of swallow in his mouth and a pounding headache. His first attempt to open his eyes failed miserably, the midday sun so bright it hurt enough to make him hiss out loud. It still hurt like a bitch the second time, but Aiden was now prepared for it and could work through the awful sensation, thinning his pupils through sheer will.
He found himself lying on the floor, free of chains and rope and with his wounds slowly mending themselves together thanks to the potion. The bard was kneeling right next to him and when he noticed that the Cat had woken up, his cornflower blue eyes softened with relief. During the last month Aiden had been in this exact same situation often enough that he could call it familiar. And yet something in the back of his mind was gnawing at him like a feral dog. “Thank goodness, you're awake again. You honestly had me worried there for a moment! Didn't I explicitly told you not to get caught?” Jaskier scolded him lightheartedly as he helped him to sit up. Nothing about the bard's gentle scent or the typically playful behavior warned the witcher about what he was moments away from seeing.
Aiden's breath caught in his throat as he took in the fucking massacre around them.
The corpses of the redanian soldiers that had overpowered him a few hours earlier littered the floor, broken and mangled as if they'd been mauled by a full pack of werewolves. The stench of blood and death was overwhelming and yet, Jaskier was completely unharmed.
His hands and face were covered in drying blood, as well as his boots and the rest of his clothes, but the bard himself had not a single scratch on him as far as Aiden could tell. “I thought about searching through the camp, see if I can find anything worthwhile, but I wanted to be here for you when you wake up. I hate waking up alone, but the troop leader had a sword that could possibly replace your broken one and hopefully we can find some spare clothes and other useful stuff. If we take their horses with us we can carry a bit more,” Jaskier babbled happily on, completely oblivious to the witcher's inner turmoil. “Not like they need the horses anymore,” he laughed.
Aiden grabbed him by the wrist, finger nails digging into Jaskier's blood-caked skin.
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kueble · 1 year
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Like a Desperate Thing
Here is an extremely late fill for the @witcher-bows-and-arrows prompt “More.”  This is dedicated to @jaskierswolf who requested some thigh love.  Thanks for an amazing prompt!
Explicit. Warnings: Mild breathplay, rough oral sex, Dom/sub. 1,600 words.
Geralt/Jaskier
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Once the last email is sent, Geralt closes his work laptop and stands, stretching his arms up over his head since he’s been at it for so long.  He checks the clock and realizes he maybe went a little too long, but he knows Jaskier will still be right where he left him.  With a smile on his face, he leaves his office and heads back to the living room.
Jaskier is indeed right where he left him, kneeling on a yoga mat in front of the couch.  They’ve tried pillows, but Jaskier doesn’t like the way they make him fidget, claiming they’re too lumpy to work.  Geralt reaches down and runs his hands through Jaskier’s hair, tilting his head up to meet his gaze.  He’s completely naked, clasping his own wrists behind his back.
He’s absolutely perfect.
“Sorry I took so long,” Geralt apologizes, and Jaskier just beams up at him.   “You didn’t move the whole time, though.  Such a good boy for me.  Good boys get rewarded.”
“Please sir,” Jaskier whispers, and Geralt runs his thumb over his lips.  He’s painted them pink with some sort of gloss, and the look really works for him.  The eyeliner is a lovely little touch as well, because it really makes his blue eyes brighter.
Jaskier darts his tongue out, lapping as the pad of his thumb, and Geralt can’t help sliding it inside.  He presses down on Jaskier’s tongue, drawing a quiet moan out of him.  His eyes start to go hazy, and Geralt increases the pressure, giving him something to focus on.  He leaves his thumb there until Jaskier is whining and drooling around it.
“What do you want?” Geralt asks, and it takes Jaskier a moment to respond.  He blinks slowly, already going under, and Geralt revels in how amazing he is at this.  He was born to be on his knees like this.
“Can I suck you off?” Jaskier asks before hastily adding, “please.”  They don’t use titles when they play like this, since neither of them really care for them.  Jaskier’s little pleases are more than enough for him.
“Of course you can,” Geralt tells him before stepping out of his sweats and boxers.  He takes his shirt off as an afterthought, wanting to keep it clean.  He sits on the couch, legs spread and cock ready for his perfect little pet.  Jaskier waits until he gestures him over with a wave of his hand to crawl over to him.  He kneels between his legs awaiting more instructions.  “Go on then,” Geralt murmurs, and Jaskier leans in.
Geralt is half hard already, and he quickly hardens the rest of the way as Jaskier wraps his slender fingers around his cock and strokes him slowly.  Apparently he’s not in the mood to rush things tonight.  He looks up at Geralt through his dark lashes, and Geralt brings a hand down to cup the back of his head.  It’s just to hold, no real force behind it.
The first lick is tentative, just a flick of Jaskier’s tongue across the head of his cock.  He moans softly before lapping up the bead of pre-come gathering there.  Geralt groans when he sucks the tip into his mouth, his tongue swirling around it as he does.  Jaskier’s mouth is hot and wet, and Geralt barely manages to hold himself back from thrusting into it.  But no, he’ll give him his time to explore before he takes over.
Jaskier’s eyes flutter closed as he swallows Geralt down, moaning as he takes him so well.  He works Geralt’s shaft with his hand, unable to fit all of him inside.  Geralt knows he can deepthroat him, but he lets Jaskier draw this out.  He looks gorgeous like this, lips stretched wide around Geralt’s thick cock.  His lip gloss is already smearing, and Geralt knows it’s going to be completely ruined by the time they’re done.
“So good for me,” Geralt whispers, and Jaskier keens under the praise.  “It’s my turn now, though.  Gonna fuck this pretty little mouth of yours.”  Jaskier whimpers around him, sending a shiver through him.  He stills, though, giving Geralt complete control of him.
Geralt starts gentle, just a slow thrust of his hips as he holds Jaskier in place.  His eyes are unfocused, and Geralt knows he’s deep in subspace right now.  He looks so stunning like this, and Geralt can’t help increasing his speed, bucking his hips roughly as he buries himself to the root.  Jaskier just whines and drools around him.
He is so pliant right now, just totally slack as he lets Geralt fuck his face.  Geralt moves his hand from Jaskier’s cheek to the back of his head, tangling his fingers in his soft hair.  He tugs sharply, and Jaskier gasps, clearly desperate for more.
Since he’d give his pretty boy damn near anything when he’s so good like this, Geralt slams his hips into him again.  He holds him there, watching Jaskier bliss out as Geralt cuts off his air.  He’s crying now, eyeliner smudged as fat tears fall down his cheeks.  Geralt pulls back right before he hits his limit, slipping all the way out and watching as Jaskier gasps to fill his lungs.
“You’re so fucking gorgeous like this.  Such a pretty little slut for me.  You’re absolutely beautiful when you’re crying your eyeliner off,” Geralt murmurs, and Jaskier preens under the praise.  He reaches down and swipes a thumb through the runny mess under his eye, and Jaskier leans into the touch.  “Want me to finish in your mouth or on your face?” he asks, and Jaskier just stares up at him stupidly for a long moment.
“Face please,” he slurs out, and Geralt grins down at him.
“Good boy, using your words for me,” he whispers, making Jaskier groan again.
And then he takes himself in hand, stroking his cock quickly.  He’s close already thanks to Jaskier’s clever mouth, and his orgasm builds at the base of his spine as he looks down at Jaskier’s eager gaze.  His mouth is slack, tongue stuck out as he waits for Geralt to come on his face.   It looks like he’s ever wanted anything more in his entire life, and that thought is what sends Geralt’s hurdling over the edge.
The first splash of come hits Jaskier on the cheek, and he moans wantonly as Geralt aims for his tongue next.  He sits there with his mouth open, catching as much as he can as Geralt frantically strokes himself through his orgasm.  He grunts as the last dribble falls and clings to Jaskier’s lip.
He looks like sin personified, and Geralt couldn’t love him harder if he tried.
Jaskier is shaking now, his own neglected cock red and leaking between his thighs, and Geralt knows he shouldn’t tease him any longer.  Still, he can’t help reaching down and trailing his fingers through the pearly stripes painted across his cheek and sliding it into Jaskier’s mouth.   He whines and sucks it clean, rocking on his knees, his hips humping the air uselessly.
Risking oversensitivity, Geralt rubs the head of his flagging cock against Jaskier’s pink lips, moaning when he swipes his tongue across it.  Geralt hisses and twitches though it’s too soon to get up again.  Still, he stays there until Jaskier has licked him clean, petting his head in appreciation before slumping back against the couch.
He pats his thigh and Jaskier scrambles into his lap to straddle it.  His cock looks so hard it must ache, but he hovers above Geralt’s skin and waits for instructions.  Geralt leans in and kisses him lazily, swallowing down each whimper that comes up until he’s sure Jaskier must be ready to burst.  He pulls back with a grin and settles his hands on Jaskier’s hips, not gripping but just light enough to ground him.
“Good boys get to come,” Geralt tells him softly, dragging another whine out of him.  He looks down at where Jaskier’s dick is leaking onto his hairy thigh and nods sharply.  “Get yourself off, no hands, just use me.”
It’s like a switch flips, and Jaskier goes from perfectly still to humping him like a desperate thing.  He buries his face in the crook of Geralt’s neck, gasping as he rocks his hips against him.  He’s so wet that his cock slides easily across Geralt’s muscular thigh, and he just holds it still and lets Jaskier find his pleasure.
It doesn’t take long, and Jaskier clings to Geralt as he finds release, his fingers digging into his shoulders as he shakes in his lap.  He whines, breath hitching while he grinds down into him and shoots off in bursts of hot come between them both.  Geralt whispers praise into his ear, the brush of his lips against him making him whimper brokenly.  Jaskier keeps rolling his hips until he’s drained and then collapses onto Geralt.
“Such a good job,” Geralt murmurs into his hair while he runs his hands up and down his sweat-slicked back.  Jaskier shivers and pants against his neck, drooling on him in his fucked out state.  “I’ll give you a few moments before we head to the bathroom.  I’ll draw you a hot bath and get you cleaned up and fed before I tuck you into bed.  So good for me, love.”
Jaskier sighs happily and melts into his embrace, practically emanating trust and affection and Geralt’s heart feels so fucking full.
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djk-creations · 1 year
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me, reading a fic that doesn’t describe every single detail of someone’s appearance, but instead mostly vibes: “ ✨ artistic license ✨ ”
This is for @littleantares ‘s amazing fic “Howling to the Moon”! It’s another great take on the Warlord!Geralt trope, but still pretty canon compliant and I’m greatly enjoying it so far. So if you like that trope definitely go check it out! ^^
~some alternate versions with a white border below the cut~
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brothebro · 2 years
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Redrew my 2020 Toss a coin illustration
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spilledbutter · 1 year
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oh fuck oh no
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blossomdapple · 11 months
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Jaskier and Valdo Marx running into each other in season 3
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nullio · 11 months
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Hey did u hear
did you 👀 did you hear that the bard is bi 👀👀👀 emotionally broken man comes out
Also this is my public apology for not including the Facial Scruff(tm) I wasn't sure how to go about it so I skipped it 😔
Happy Hot Girl Summer everyone
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cat-cosplay · 1 year
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🎶 Toss a coin to your Hisser...🎶
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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year
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I'm always desperate to see Aiden in your art style🥺 👉👈. Do you have any more of him in your aus? Or what is going on in the necromancer au?
This might not be what you wanted, but...
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Zombie!Aiden?? Necromancer!Jaskier is my favorite creepy baby - also we went from dying because of resurrection to doing it kinda accidentally. :)
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flamethrower-seagull · 10 months
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People on Reddit are so funny: Jaskier should not be bisexual because of
Ally Representation
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